Dr. Yu, your sister! Is this the "safer" robot you have "adjusted"? He has become a criminal against humanity! If you disagree, you will fire an anesthetic needle to make people lie down!
"So the electronic watch is your compatriot!" Xiao Qin was shocked, "Silicon-based organisms are that kind of thing? How can a machine be a living thing?"
"I'm not a monster!" Xiaoqin protested, "Monsters all have Weibo... No, they have tails!"
"If you don't believe it, classmate Ye Lin, you can come and verify it~~~~"
"Ah! Dongfang's undefeated embroidery needle!" Xiaoqin hadn't had enough fun yet, so she laughed playfully and made a defensive gesture. With her reaction, she would probably be able to dodge the rabbit the moment it was launched.
I explained to Bitu that Wim was just another name for bugs between Xiaoqin and I. It only recognized my statement after looking up relevant information about World of Warcraft.
Moreover, after the baptism of nuclear weapons, human civilization has been destroyed, and even if there is a wifi signal, it is impossible to access the Internet!
"That is to say..." Xiaoqin held her chin with her right hand and her right elbow with her left hand, in Conan's signature posture when he was about to solve a case, "You don't have male organs, but you yearn to be a man. You have a strong and respectable figure." A robot!"
"That is to say..." Xiaoqin held her chin with her right hand and her right elbow with her left hand, in Conan's signature posture when he was about to solve a case, "You don't have male organs, but you yearn to be a man. You have a strong and respectable figure." A robot!"
"Don't attack pedestrians!"
Theater in the Brain: The Utopia in Bitu’s Mind:
"Don't attack pedestrians!"
As she spoke, she twisted her body slightly, showing that her tail was not wagging left or right.
"Du—my underlying program does not prevent me from attacking humans. I am only responsible for my master."
I was the only one who was like a duck listening to thunder, so I asked Xiaoqin to translate it for me again later.
As soon as we entered the corridor, we met the French chef head-on. He gestured to us with a bright red face, as if he had got a big sea bass, and he wanted to braise it for us according to the Chinese cooking method.
As the third owner, I gave the order to the rabbit, and it lowered its clamping arm, allowing the skateboard boy to escape.
"You are so awesome! You actually helped others destroy the terrible Wim! You are indeed a good and manly robot!"
"Carbon-based organisms are indeed not easy to understand. As silicon-based organisms, it seems that I need to eliminate more carbon-based organisms before I can fully understand their thoughts, right?"
"Your Majesty the Rabbit is here! Everyone, hurry up and salute!"
In other words, if Dr. Yu or Amy ordered the rabbit to attack Xiaoqin, would it still do so? However, Dr. Yu will definitely not give such boring orders. If Amy gives an order, Xiaoqin will only have a very low chance of being hit.
Moreover, after the baptism of nuclear weapons, human civilization has been destroyed, and even if there is a wifi signal, it is impossible to access the Internet!
I almost forgot about Bitu. Due to Amy's request, Bitu abides by a modified version of the "Three Laws of Robots". It only needs to obey its master's orders and must not harm its master - but it can make exceptions for the sake of masters with higher authority. , for example, it hurt me, the third owner, for the sake of the second owner, Dr. Yu, but it doesn’t seem to remember this.
What the hell! The rabbit has almost turned into a terrorist! For all carbon-based organisms, let alone humans, cats and dogs, wouldn’t it include eggplants and potatoes? Xiaoqin, your comic manuscript is in danger!
"The rabbit is so melancholy..." So it could only endure the ridicule of stupid humans while walking alone in front.
"Du—the anesthetic needle that can intercept my muzzle speed of 200 meters/second is probably not a human, but a monster disguised as a human! Master No. 3, please don't stop me, Bitu is protecting you..."
Bitu explained.
"Don't attack pedestrians!"
"Duda -Dudu Dudu-" The rabbit made a disorderly alarm sound. I don't know if it was so angry with Xiao Qin's malicious speculation that the CPU was too hot.
Moreover, after the baptism of nuclear weapons, human civilization has been destroyed, and even if there is a wifi signal, it is impossible to access the Internet!
"Du—Using the insect-type BOSS in the game world to refer to insects, it's understandable."
What the hell! The rabbit has almost turned into a terrorist! For all carbon-based organisms, let alone humans, cats and dogs, wouldn’t it include eggplants and potatoes? Xiaoqin, your comic manuscript is in danger!
Amy does not like bugs, but compared to Xiao Qin or Gong Caicai, they are just "hateful" and not "fearful".
"Otherwise," Xiaoqin next to me suddenly came up with an idea, "let Dr. Yu make a girlfriend for Bitu! Everyone says that people will become perverted after being single for a long time. Bitu is like this, obviously because of There is no girlfriend relationship…”
"That is to say..." Xiaoqin held her chin with her right hand and her right elbow with her left hand, in Conan's signature posture when he was about to solve a case, "You don't have male organs, but you yearn to be a man. You have a strong and respectable figure." A robot!"
Xiaoqin, who was terribly afraid of bugs, jumped up and hugged the rabbit from behind, and said movedly:
"Duda -Dudu Dudu-" The rabbit made a disorderly alarm sound. I don't know if it was so angry with Xiao Qin's malicious speculation that the CPU was too hot.
As she spoke, she twisted her body slightly, showing that her tail was not wagging left or right.
Eh? There really is a famous person named Wim! But what about his recent work? Why is it full of seasoning style? If he doesn't want to be a director, should he change his profession to be a chef
"Du—could it be that they are monsters disguised like Xiaoqin? Are the German director and the president of the European Central Bank monsters? In other words, those vampire and werewolf-themed websites on the Internet may also be real... "
Another trash can-shaped female robot! The measurements are all 120, 120, 120! ? With that kind of girlfriend, Bitu will become even more manic than now! And there is no evidence that the rabbit is a male robot!
"I'm not a monster!" Xiaoqin protested, "Monsters all have Weibo... No, they have tails!"
"Asshole! In order to circumvent the three laws of robots, you have begun to suspect that the other party is not human! You are going to rebel! I asked Dr. Yu to format you, believe it or not!"
I was the only one who was like a duck listening to thunder, so I asked Xiaoqin to translate it for me again later.
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Why don't we ask it!" Xiao Qin took a few steps, shortened the distance between her and the rabbit, and asked like a normal gossip girl:
"Otherwise," Xiaoqin next to me suddenly came up with an idea, "let Dr. Yu make a girlfriend for Bitu! Everyone says that people will become perverted after being single for a long time. Bitu is like this, obviously because of There is no girlfriend relationship…”
"Sexless? A self-inflicted guy like Dongfang Bubai? No wonder you both use needles as weapons..."
Not long after, Xiaoqin and I followed Bitu and entered the VIP building of Qingzi Academy. Only Bitu, who could not get up the steps on wheels, went up from the green passage for the disabled on the side.
"Du—my underlying program does not prevent me from attacking humans. I am only responsible for my master."
"Bitu, are you a boy or a girl?"
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Why don't we ask it!" Xiao Qin took a few steps, shortened the distance between her and the rabbit, and asked like a normal gossip girl:
"Electronic watches, radios, MP3 players, televisions... countless silicon-based creatures were brutally smashed and dismembered..."
"Du—this question means nothing to me." The rabbit walked in front without looking back, "The assistant robot does not need a gender."
No! Isn’t it just about hating humans? Are you going to start a war between silicon-based organisms and carbon-based organisms? How can there be such a cruel assistant robot as you!
Bitu followed Amy's order to eliminate the bugs, but inadvertently helped Xiaoqin a lot.
Dr. Yu, your sister! Is this the "safer" robot you have "adjusted"? He has become a criminal against humanity! If you disagree, you will fire an anesthetic needle to make people lie down!
As she spoke, she twisted her body slightly, showing that her tail was not wagging left or right.
"Your Majesty the Rabbit is here! Everyone, hurry up and salute!"
"If you are neither a man nor a woman..." Xiaoqin tilted her head and thought for a while, "Then you are a transvestite? That's disrespectful. No wonder Dr. Yu said that you used a chip made in Thailand..."
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Why don't we ask it!" Xiao Qin took a few steps, shortened the distance between her and the rabbit, and asked like a normal gossip girl:
"But humans are a hundred times more powerful than insects, and Xiaoqin is a monster more powerful than humans. Why are they afraid of insects?"
Xiaoqin chatted with the French chef in English and confirmed this. As a robot that performs tens of millions of calculations per second and can look up information on the Internet at any time, Bitu is naturally proficient in various languages.
"Otherwise," Xiaoqin next to me suddenly came up with an idea, "let Dr. Yu make a girlfriend for Bitu! Everyone says that people will become perverted after being single for a long time. Bitu is like this, obviously because of There is no girlfriend relationship…”
"Du—could it be that they are monsters disguised like Xiaoqin? Are the German director and the president of the European Central Bank monsters? In other words, those vampire and werewolf-themed websites on the Internet may also be real... "
"Du—could it be that they are monsters disguised like Xiaoqin? Are the German director and the president of the European Central Bank monsters? In other words, those vampire and werewolf-themed websites on the Internet may also be real... "
"Carbon-based organisms are indeed not easy to understand. As silicon-based organisms, it seems that I need to eliminate more carbon-based organisms before I can fully understand their thoughts, right?"
Pitu was worried that his ears would be broken, so he didn't fight with Xiaoqin. He indirectly answered Xiaoqin's question:
"Duda -Dudu Dudu-" The rabbit made a disorderly alarm sound. I don't know if it was so angry with Xiao Qin's malicious speculation that the CPU was too hot.
"Sexless? A self-inflicted guy like Dongfang Bubai? No wonder you both use needles as weapons..."
As soon as we entered the corridor, we met the French chef head-on. He gestured to us with a bright red face, as if he had got a big sea bass, and he wanted to braise it for us according to the Chinese cooking method.
"WiFi signal! I am bathed in His Majesty's divine grace!"
"Don't attack pedestrians!"
Theater in the Brain: The Utopia in Bitu’s Mind:
"Don't attack pedestrians!"
Bitu looked at the roots of the grass, where the beetle carcass had been shot with an anesthetic needle and had its intestines ruptured and oozing green mucus, and seemed to have some enlightenment:
"Batu is not a shemale robot, Batu is a sexless robot!"
"Du—could it be that they are monsters disguised like Xiaoqin? Are the German director and the president of the European Central Bank monsters? In other words, those vampire and werewolf-themed websites on the Internet may also be real... "
"Sexless? A self-inflicted guy like Dongfang Bubai? No wonder you both use needles as weapons..."
Bitu followed Amy's order to eliminate the bugs, but inadvertently helped Xiaoqin a lot.
"Du—this question means nothing to me." The rabbit walked in front without looking back, "The assistant robot does not need a gender."
"Electronic watches, radios, MP3 players, televisions... countless silicon-based creatures were brutally smashed and dismembered..."
"Sexless? A self-inflicted guy like Dongfang Bubai? No wonder you both use needles as weapons..."
"Asshole! In order to circumvent the three laws of robots, you have begun to suspect that the other party is not human! You are going to rebel! I asked Dr. Yu to format you, believe it or not!"
"So what exactly are silicon-based organisms?" Xiaoqin grabbed one of the rabbit's ears with one hand to stop it from moving forward.
"Ah! Dongfang's undefeated embroidery needle!" Xiaoqin hadn't had enough fun yet, so she laughed playfully and made a defensive gesture. With her reaction, she would probably be able to dodge the rabbit the moment it was launched.
"Beep—I didn't install the Sunflower Book!" Bitu's synthesized voice carried the sound of electrical interference, "I am a robot with no gender characteristics in appearance. Judging from the behavior pattern, it can also be classified into the male psychological category. Think of me as There’s nothing wrong with being treated by a man, just call me ‘Mr. Rabbit’!”
"So what exactly are silicon-based organisms?" Xiaoqin grabbed one of the rabbit's ears with one hand to stop it from moving forward.
"Du-No. 2 search result is Wim Duisenberg, who was the former president of the European Central Bank and helped promote the introduction of the euro. However, this person passed away in 2005. It was not me who killed him. At that time, I Not born yet, has alibi..."
I always feel that after Dr. Yu’s adjustments, Bitu’s words are richer and his tone is more emotional.
"If you don't believe it, classmate Ye Lin, you can come and verify it~~~~"
"Du—Using the insect-type BOSS in the game world to refer to insects, it's understandable."
"Du-No. 2 search result is Wim Duisenberg, who was the former president of the European Central Bank and helped promote the introduction of the euro. However, this person passed away in 2005. It was not me who killed him. At that time, I Not born yet, has alibi..."
"That is to say..." Xiaoqin held her chin with her right hand and her right elbow with her left hand, in Conan's signature posture when he was about to solve a case, "You don't have male organs, but you yearn to be a man. You have a strong and respectable figure." A robot!"
Eh? There really is a famous person named Wim! But what about his recent work? Why is it full of seasoning style? If he doesn't want to be a director, should he change his profession to be a chef
"So what exactly are silicon-based organisms?" Xiaoqin grabbed one of the rabbit's ears with one hand to stop it from moving forward.
"If you are neither a man nor a woman..." Xiaoqin tilted her head and thought for a while, "Then you are a transvestite? That's disrespectful. No wonder Dr. Yu said that you used a chip made in Thailand..."
"Bitu, are you a boy or a girl?"
"I'm not a monster!" Xiaoqin protested, "Monsters all have Weibo... No, they have tails!"
"#@%*#@%$&#%#@&@###..." Bitu made a series of meaningless electronic noises, then raised the clamp arm back flat and aimed at Xiaoqin.
"Wim is not a human being," I tried to explain, dumbfounded.
"Carbon-based organisms are indeed not easy to understand. As silicon-based organisms, it seems that I need to eliminate more carbon-based organisms before I can fully understand their thoughts, right?"
Not long after, Xiaoqin and I followed Bitu and entered the VIP building of Qingzi Academy. Only Bitu, who could not get up the steps on wheels, went up from the green passage for the disabled on the side.
"Your Majesty the Rabbit is here! Everyone, hurry up and salute!"
I was the only one who was like a duck listening to thunder, so I asked Xiaoqin to translate it for me again later.
Bitu looked at the roots of the grass, where the beetle carcass had been shot with an anesthetic needle and had its intestines ruptured and oozing green mucus, and seemed to have some enlightenment:
I always feel that after Dr. Yu’s adjustments, Bitu’s words are richer and his tone is more emotional.
"Ah! Dongfang's undefeated embroidery needle!" Xiaoqin hadn't had enough fun yet, so she laughed playfully and made a defensive gesture. With her reaction, she would probably be able to dodge the rabbit the moment it was launched.
What the hell! The rabbit has almost turned into a terrorist! For all carbon-based organisms, let alone humans, cats and dogs, wouldn’t it include eggplants and potatoes? Xiaoqin, your comic manuscript is in danger!
"Electronic watches, radios, MP3 players, televisions... countless silicon-based creatures were brutally smashed and dismembered..."
I always feel that after Dr. Yu’s adjustments, Bitu’s words are richer and his tone is more emotional.
"Pa", Bitu suddenly aimed at the green belt on the roadside and fired. The anesthetic needle pierced the back of a huge beetle, killing it.
Moreover, after the baptism of nuclear weapons, human civilization has been destroyed, and even if there is a wifi signal, it is impossible to access the Internet!
Another trash can-shaped female robot! The measurements are all 120, 120, 120! ? With that kind of girlfriend, Bitu will become even more manic than now! And there is no evidence that the rabbit is a male robot!
Another trash can-shaped female robot! The measurements are all 120, 120, 120! ? With that kind of girlfriend, Bitu will become even more manic than now! And there is no evidence that the rabbit is a male robot!
"Carbon-based organisms are indeed not easy to understand. As silicon-based organisms, it seems that I need to eliminate more carbon-based organisms before I can fully understand their thoughts, right?"
"Don't hurt humans!" I ordered seriously.
"#@%*#@%$&#%#@&@###..." Bitu made a series of meaningless electronic noises, then raised the clamp arm back flat and aimed at Xiaoqin.
"Different Taoist ideas lead to mutual understanding." Bitu quoted an old saying on the Internet, "In short, Bitu must take apart as many carbon-based organisms as possible and study their internal structures... "
No! Isn’t it just about hating humans? Are you going to start a war between silicon-based organisms and carbon-based organisms? How can there be such a cruel assistant robot as you!
As soon as we entered the corridor, we met the French chef head-on. He gestured to us with a bright red face, as if he had got a big sea bass, and he wanted to braise it for us according to the Chinese cooking method.
"Du—this question means nothing to me." The rabbit walked in front without looking back, "The assistant robot does not need a gender."
I think Bitu has overestimated human internet addiction.
Moreover, after the baptism of nuclear weapons, human civilization has been destroyed, and even if there is a wifi signal, it is impossible to access the Internet!
"Du—the anesthetic needle that can intercept my muzzle speed of 200 meters/second is probably not a human, but a monster disguised as a human! Master No. 3, please don't stop me, Bitu is protecting you..."
"Don't attack pedestrians!"
What the hell! The rabbit has almost turned into a terrorist! For all carbon-based organisms, let alone humans, cats and dogs, wouldn’t it include eggplants and potatoes? Xiaoqin, your comic manuscript is in danger!
"WiFi signal! I am bathed in His Majesty's divine grace!"
"But humans are a hundred times more powerful than insects, and Xiaoqin is a monster more powerful than humans. Why are they afraid of insects?"
As she spoke, she twisted her body slightly, showing that her tail was not wagging left or right.
"Asshole! In order to circumvent the three laws of robots, you have begun to suspect that the other party is not human! You are going to rebel! I asked Dr. Yu to format you, believe it or not!"
"Batu is not a shemale robot, Batu is a sexless robot!"
In other words, if Dr. Yu or Amy ordered the rabbit to attack Xiaoqin, would it still do so? However, Dr. Yu will definitely not give such boring orders. If Amy gives an order, Xiaoqin will only have a very low chance of being hit.
Bitu explained.
"Du-No. 2 search result is Wim Duisenberg, who was the former president of the European Central Bank and helped promote the introduction of the euro. However, this person passed away in 2005. It was not me who killed him. At that time, I Not born yet, has alibi..."
"So what exactly are silicon-based organisms?" Xiaoqin grabbed one of the rabbit's ears with one hand to stop it from moving forward.
"So what exactly are silicon-based organisms?" Xiaoqin grabbed one of the rabbit's ears with one hand to stop it from moving forward.
"Okay! My child has not been exposed to the wifi signal for 9 minutes! Please save his life!"
"Du—my underlying program does not prevent me from attacking humans. I am only responsible for my master."
"Du-No. 2 search result is Wim Duisenberg, who was the former president of the European Central Bank and helped promote the introduction of the euro. However, this person passed away in 2005. It was not me who killed him. At that time, I Not born yet, has alibi..."
"Otherwise," Xiaoqin next to me suddenly came up with an idea, "let Dr. Yu make a girlfriend for Bitu! Everyone says that people will become perverted after being single for a long time. Bitu is like this, obviously because of There is no girlfriend relationship…”
"Asshole! In order to circumvent the three laws of robots, you have begun to suspect that the other party is not human! You are going to rebel! I asked Dr. Yu to format you, believe it or not!"
I was the only one who was like a duck listening to thunder, so I asked Xiaoqin to translate it for me again later.
"Sexless? A self-inflicted guy like Dongfang Bubai? No wonder you both use needles as weapons..."
"So the electronic watch is your compatriot!" Xiao Qin was shocked, "Silicon-based organisms are that kind of thing? How can a machine be a living thing?"
I was the only one who was like a duck listening to thunder, so I asked Xiaoqin to translate it for me again later.
I almost forgot about Bitu. Due to Amy's request, Bitu abides by a modified version of the "Three Laws of Robots". It only needs to obey its master's orders and must not harm its master - but it can make exceptions for the sake of masters with higher authority. , for example, it hurt me, the third owner, for the sake of the second owner, Dr. Yu, but it doesn’t seem to remember this.
Amy does not like bugs, but compared to Xiao Qin or Gong Caicai, they are just "hateful" and not "fearful".
Amy does not like bugs, but compared to Xiao Qin or Gong Caicai, they are just "hateful" and not "fearful".
I think Bitu has overestimated human internet addiction.
"I told you before that I'm not a monster!" Xiaoqin banged the metal skull of Pitu, "I'm just a poor girl who's afraid of bugs... afraid of Wim!"
"Ah! Dongfang's undefeated embroidery needle!" Xiaoqin hadn't had enough fun yet, so she laughed playfully and made a defensive gesture. With her reaction, she would probably be able to dodge the rabbit the moment it was launched.
"WiFi signal! I am bathed in His Majesty's divine grace!"
"Du—Using the insect-type BOSS in the game world to refer to insects, it's understandable."
"I don't care if you can attack humans! Now I order you as the master: Don't attack Xiaoqin!"
"If you don't believe it, classmate Ye Lin, you can come and verify it~~~~"
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Why don't we ask it!" Xiao Qin took a few steps, shortened the distance between her and the rabbit, and asked like a normal gossip girl:
What the hell! The rabbit has almost turned into a terrorist! For all carbon-based organisms, let alone humans, cats and dogs, wouldn’t it include eggplants and potatoes? Xiaoqin, your comic manuscript is in danger!
I explained to Bitu that Wim was just another name for bugs between Xiaoqin and I. It only recognized my statement after looking up relevant information about World of Warcraft.
Hello! It was Bitu who said you were a monster, not me who said you were a monster! You asked me to verify whether you have a tail. How do you verify it? Do you want me to touch your butt in the street
"Du-haha, please obey." It lowered its clamping arm in despair, but added maliciously: "The order of Master No. 3 will be automatically canceled when Master No. 2 or Master No. 1 issues a contradictory order. termination."
Pitu was worried that his ears would be broken, so he didn't fight with Xiaoqin. He indirectly answered Xiaoqin's question:
"Otherwise," Xiaoqin next to me suddenly came up with an idea, "let Dr. Yu make a girlfriend for Bitu! Everyone says that people will become perverted after being single for a long time. Bitu is like this, obviously because of There is no girlfriend relationship…”
In other words, if Dr. Yu or Amy ordered the rabbit to attack Xiaoqin, would it still do so? However, Dr. Yu will definitely not give such boring orders. If Amy gives an order, Xiaoqin will only have a very low chance of being hit.
Theater in the Brain: The Utopia in Bitu’s Mind:
"Master No. 1 hates bugs and ordered me to eliminate them in large numbers."
"The rabbit is so melancholy..." So it could only endure the ridicule of stupid humans while walking alone in front.
"I told you before that I'm not a monster!" Xiaoqin banged the metal skull of Pitu, "I'm just a poor girl who's afraid of bugs... afraid of Wim!"
"Pa", Bitu suddenly aimed at the green belt on the roadside and fired. The anesthetic needle pierced the back of a huge beetle, killing it.
"Otherwise," Xiaoqin next to me suddenly came up with an idea, "let Dr. Yu make a girlfriend for Bitu! Everyone says that people will become perverted after being single for a long time. Bitu is like this, obviously because of There is no girlfriend relationship…”
Bitu explained.
"Your Majesty the Rabbit is here! Everyone, hurry up and salute!"
"Long live Your Majesty the Rabbit! Long live! Long live!"
"Master No. 1 hates bugs and ordered me to eliminate them in large numbers."
"If you are neither a man nor a woman..." Xiaoqin tilted her head and thought for a while, "Then you are a transvestite? That's disrespectful. No wonder Dr. Yu said that you used a chip made in Thailand..."
"Du-haha, please obey." It lowered its clamping arm in despair, but added maliciously: "The order of Master No. 3 will be automatically canceled when Master No. 2 or Master No. 1 issues a contradictory order. termination."
"Wim is not a human being," I tried to explain, dumbfounded.
Bitu explained.
"Okay! My child has not been exposed to the wifi signal for 9 minutes! Please save his life!"
"Carbon-based organisms are indeed not easy to understand. As silicon-based organisms, it seems that I need to eliminate more carbon-based organisms before I can fully understand their thoughts, right?"
"You are so awesome! You actually helped others destroy the terrible Wim! You are indeed a good and manly robot!"
"Du—Using the insect-type BOSS in the game world to refer to insects, it's understandable."
Amy does not like bugs, but compared to Xiao Qin or Gong Caicai, they are just "hateful" and not "fearful".
I always feel that after Dr. Yu’s adjustments, Bitu’s words are richer and his tone is more emotional.
"Batu is not a shemale robot, Batu is a sexless robot!"
In the summer, I also saw her using a simulated gun loaded with BB bullets to kill mosquitoes in the room (she didn't hit any mosquitoes, and in the end she slipped because of the BB bullets all over the floor).
Bitu followed Amy's order to eliminate the bugs, but inadvertently helped Xiaoqin a lot.
"Master No. 1 hates bugs and ordered me to eliminate them in large numbers."
Bitu followed Amy's order to eliminate the bugs, but inadvertently helped Xiaoqin a lot.
I think Bitu has overestimated human internet addiction.
"Your Majesty the Rabbit is here! Everyone, hurry up and salute!"
"Electronic watches, radios, MP3 players, televisions... countless silicon-based creatures were brutally smashed and dismembered..."
"I told you before that I'm not a monster!" Xiaoqin banged the metal skull of Pitu, "I'm just a poor girl who's afraid of bugs... afraid of Wim!"
"Electronic watches, radios, MP3 players, televisions... countless silicon-based creatures were brutally smashed and dismembered..."
"So the electronic watch is your compatriot!" Xiao Qin was shocked, "Silicon-based organisms are that kind of thing? How can a machine be a living thing?"
"I don't care if you can attack humans! Now I order you as the master: Don't attack Xiaoqin!"
Xiaoqin, who was terribly afraid of bugs, jumped up and hugged the rabbit from behind, and said movedly:
"Asshole! In order to circumvent the three laws of robots, you have begun to suspect that the other party is not human! You are going to rebel! I asked Dr. Yu to format you, believe it or not!"
I think Bitu has overestimated human internet addiction.
"Du—my underlying program does not prevent me from attacking humans. I am only responsible for my master."
"Electronic watches, radios, MP3 players, televisions... countless silicon-based creatures were brutally smashed and dismembered..."
"Electronic watches, radios, MP3 players, televisions... countless silicon-based creatures were brutally smashed and dismembered..."
"Du—my underlying program does not prevent me from attacking humans. I am only responsible for my master."
"If you don't believe it, classmate Ye Lin, you can come and verify it~~~~"
"I told you before that I'm not a monster!" Xiaoqin banged the metal skull of Pitu, "I'm just a poor girl who's afraid of bugs... afraid of Wim!"
"You are so awesome! You actually helped others destroy the terrible Wim! You are indeed a good and manly robot!"
Pitu was worried that his ears would be broken, so he didn't fight with Xiaoqin. He indirectly answered Xiaoqin's question:
Look at this situation, you have become a believer in Skynet! The Gongcai MMS cult is already very unfortunate. You, a robot, actually believe in an Internet cult. Do you want to end human tyranny and let robots be the masters of the country
Amy does not like bugs, but compared to Xiao Qin or Gong Caicai, they are just "hateful" and not "fearful".
"Sexless? A self-inflicted guy like Dongfang Bubai? No wonder you both use needles as weapons..."
"Beep—I didn't install the Sunflower Book!" Bitu's synthesized voice carried the sound of electrical interference, "I am a robot with no gender characteristics in appearance. Judging from the behavior pattern, it can also be classified into the male psychological category. Think of me as There’s nothing wrong with being treated by a man, just call me ‘Mr. Rabbit’!”
"Du—this question means nothing to me." The rabbit walked in front without looking back, "The assistant robot does not need a gender."
Bitu looked at the roots of the grass, where the beetle carcass had been shot with an anesthetic needle and had its intestines ruptured and oozing green mucus, and seemed to have some enlightenment:
Another trash can-shaped female robot! The measurements are all 120, 120, 120! ? With that kind of girlfriend, Bitu will become even more manic than now! And there is no evidence that the rabbit is a male robot!
"Du—" the hugged rabbit said without emotion, "The closest search result is Wim Wenders, a famous German director, whose representative works are "Soul of the Blues" and "Legend of Music". His recent works : "Salt of the Earth", "Miso Soup"..."
What the hell! The rabbit has almost turned into a terrorist! For all carbon-based organisms, let alone humans, cats and dogs, wouldn’t it include eggplants and potatoes? Xiaoqin, your comic manuscript is in danger!
I always feel that after Dr. Yu’s adjustments, Bitu’s words are richer and his tone is more emotional.
"I told you before that I'm not a monster!" Xiaoqin banged the metal skull of Pitu, "I'm just a poor girl who's afraid of bugs... afraid of Wim!"
Pitu was worried that his ears would be broken, so he didn't fight with Xiaoqin. He indirectly answered Xiaoqin's question:
"Du—" the hugged rabbit said without emotion, "The closest search result is Wim Wenders, a famous German director, whose representative works are "Soul of the Blues" and "Legend of Music". His recent works : "Salt of the Earth", "Miso Soup"..."
"So the electronic watch is your compatriot!" Xiao Qin was shocked, "Silicon-based organisms are that kind of thing? How can a machine be a living thing?"
Hello! It was Bitu who said you were a monster, not me who said you were a monster! You asked me to verify whether you have a tail. How do you verify it? Do you want me to touch your butt in the street
Eh? There really is a famous person named Wim! But what about his recent work? Why is it full of seasoning style? If he doesn't want to be a director, should he change his profession to be a chef
"Ah! Dongfang's undefeated embroidery needle!" Xiaoqin hadn't had enough fun yet, so she laughed playfully and made a defensive gesture. With her reaction, she would probably be able to dodge the rabbit the moment it was launched.
Eh? There really is a famous person named Wim! But what about his recent work? Why is it full of seasoning style? If he doesn't want to be a director, should he change his profession to be a chef
What the hell! The rabbit has almost turned into a terrorist! For all carbon-based organisms, let alone humans, cats and dogs, wouldn’t it include eggplants and potatoes? Xiaoqin, your comic manuscript is in danger!
Bitu looked at the roots of the grass, where the beetle carcass had been shot with an anesthetic needle and had its intestines ruptured and oozing green mucus, and seemed to have some enlightenment:
In the summer, I also saw her using a simulated gun loaded with BB bullets to kill mosquitoes in the room (she didn't hit any mosquitoes, and in the end she slipped because of the BB bullets all over the floor).
"Du—" the hugged rabbit said without emotion, "The closest search result is Wim Wenders, a famous German director, whose representative works are "Soul of the Blues" and "Legend of Music". His recent works : "Salt of the Earth", "Miso Soup"..."
"Du-No. 2 search result is Wim Duisenberg, who was the former president of the European Central Bank and helped promote the introduction of the euro. However, this person passed away in 2005. It was not me who killed him. At that time, I Not born yet, has alibi..."
I was the only one who was like a duck listening to thunder, so I asked Xiaoqin to translate it for me again later.
"Du-No. 2 search result is Wim Duisenberg, who was the former president of the European Central Bank and helped promote the introduction of the euro. However, this person passed away in 2005. It was not me who killed him. At that time, I Not born yet, has alibi..."
"That is to say..." Xiaoqin held her chin with her right hand and her right elbow with her left hand, in Conan's signature posture when he was about to solve a case, "You don't have male organs, but you yearn to be a man. You have a strong and respectable figure." A robot!"
"Duda -Dudu Dudu-" The rabbit made a disorderly alarm sound. I don't know if it was so angry with Xiao Qin's malicious speculation that the CPU was too hot.
"Ah! Dongfang's undefeated embroidery needle!" Xiaoqin hadn't had enough fun yet, so she laughed playfully and made a defensive gesture. With her reaction, she would probably be able to dodge the rabbit the moment it was launched.
"Wim is not a human being," I tried to explain, dumbfounded.
"Long live Your Majesty the Rabbit! Long live! Long live!"
"Okay! My child has not been exposed to the wifi signal for 9 minutes! Please save his life!"
"So what exactly are silicon-based organisms?" Xiaoqin grabbed one of the rabbit's ears with one hand to stop it from moving forward.
"Du—could it be that they are monsters disguised like Xiaoqin? Are the German director and the president of the European Central Bank monsters? In other words, those vampire and werewolf-themed websites on the Internet may also be real... "
"Bitu, are you a boy or a girl?"
"Du—Using the insect-type BOSS in the game world to refer to insects, it's understandable."
"WiFi signal! I am bathed in His Majesty's divine grace!"
Bitu followed Amy's order to eliminate the bugs, but inadvertently helped Xiaoqin a lot.
In other words, if Dr. Yu or Amy ordered the rabbit to attack Xiaoqin, would it still do so? However, Dr. Yu will definitely not give such boring orders. If Amy gives an order, Xiaoqin will only have a very low chance of being hit.
"Ah! Dongfang's undefeated embroidery needle!" Xiaoqin hadn't had enough fun yet, so she laughed playfully and made a defensive gesture. With her reaction, she would probably be able to dodge the rabbit the moment it was launched.
Not long after, Xiaoqin and I followed Bitu and entered the VIP building of Qingzi Academy. Only Bitu, who could not get up the steps on wheels, went up from the green passage for the disabled on the side.
"I'm not a monster!" Xiaoqin protested, "Monsters all have Weibo... No, they have tails!"
"Du—this question means nothing to me." The rabbit walked in front without looking back, "The assistant robot does not need a gender."
Moreover, after the baptism of nuclear weapons, human civilization has been destroyed, and even if there is a wifi signal, it is impossible to access the Internet!
As soon as we entered the corridor, we met the French chef head-on. He gestured to us with a bright red face, as if he had got a big sea bass, and he wanted to braise it for us according to the Chinese cooking method.
Pitu was worried that his ears would be broken, so he didn't fight with Xiaoqin. He indirectly answered Xiaoqin's question:
"But humans are a hundred times more powerful than insects, and Xiaoqin is a monster more powerful than humans. Why are they afraid of insects?"
Hello! It was Bitu who said you were a monster, not me who said you were a monster! You asked me to verify whether you have a tail. How do you verify it? Do you want me to touch your butt in the street
As she spoke, she twisted her body slightly, showing that her tail was not wagging left or right.
The world has been baptized by nuclear weapons, and Bitu has become the only remaining Wi-Fi transmitter.
"You are so awesome! You actually helped others destroy the terrible Wim! You are indeed a good and manly robot!"
"Duda -Dudu Dudu-" The rabbit made a disorderly alarm sound. I don't know if it was so angry with Xiao Qin's malicious speculation that the CPU was too hot.
"Don't hurt humans!" I ordered seriously.
Xiaoqin, who was terribly afraid of bugs, jumped up and hugged the rabbit from behind, and said movedly:
"I don't care if you can attack humans! Now I order you as the master: Don't attack Xiaoqin!"
"If you don't believe it, classmate Ye Lin, you can come and verify it~~~~"
"Don't attack pedestrians!"
I think Bitu has overestimated human internet addiction.
I think Bitu has overestimated human internet addiction.
What the hell! The rabbit has almost turned into a terrorist! For all carbon-based organisms, let alone humans, cats and dogs, wouldn’t it include eggplants and potatoes? Xiaoqin, your comic manuscript is in danger!
Weak humans, including Amy, Xiaoqin, and even Dr. Yu, lined up in two rows and knelt three times and kowtowed to the arrogant Bitu.
As she spoke, she twisted her body slightly, showing that her tail was not wagging left or right.
Hello! It was Bitu who said you were a monster, not me who said you were a monster! You asked me to verify whether you have a tail. How do you verify it? Do you want me to touch your butt in the street
"You are so awesome! You actually helped others destroy the terrible Wim! You are indeed a good and manly robot!"
As soon as we entered the corridor, we met the French chef head-on. He gestured to us with a bright red face, as if he had got a big sea bass, and he wanted to braise it for us according to the Chinese cooking method.
"So the electronic watch is your compatriot!" Xiao Qin was shocked, "Silicon-based organisms are that kind of thing? How can a machine be a living thing?"
"Bitu, are you a boy or a girl?"
As soon as we entered the corridor, we met the French chef head-on. He gestured to us with a bright red face, as if he had got a big sea bass, and he wanted to braise it for us according to the Chinese cooking method.
"Du-No. 2 search result is Wim Duisenberg, who was the former president of the European Central Bank and helped promote the introduction of the euro. However, this person passed away in 2005. It was not me who killed him. At that time, I Not born yet, has alibi..."
"Cruel carbon-based creatures actually eat each other in various ways." Bitu commented, "Silicon-based creatures who never eat each other should be the masters of the world!"
I explained to Bitu that Wim was just another name for bugs between Xiaoqin and I. It only recognized my statement after looking up relevant information about World of Warcraft.
The world has been baptized by nuclear weapons, and Bitu has become the only remaining Wi-Fi transmitter.
"#@%*#@%$&#%#@&@###..." Bitu made a series of meaningless electronic noises, then raised the clamp arm back flat and aimed at Xiaoqin.
Another trash can-shaped female robot! The measurements are all 120, 120, 120! ? With that kind of girlfriend, Bitu will become even more manic than now! And there is no evidence that the rabbit is a male robot!
"Du-haha, please obey." It lowered its clamping arm in despair, but added maliciously: "The order of Master No. 3 will be automatically canceled when Master No. 2 or Master No. 1 issues a contradictory order. termination."
"Du—Using the insect-type BOSS in the game world to refer to insects, it's understandable."
Theater in the Brain: The Utopia in Bitu’s Mind:
Hello! It was Bitu who said you were a monster, not me who said you were a monster! You asked me to verify whether you have a tail. How do you verify it? Do you want me to touch your butt in the street
"I don't care if you can attack humans! Now I order you as the master: Don't attack Xiaoqin!"
"Du—Using the insect-type BOSS in the game world to refer to insects, it's understandable."
"The rabbit is so melancholy..." So it could only endure the ridicule of stupid humans while walking alone in front.
"Electronic watches, radios, MP3 players, televisions... countless silicon-based creatures were brutally smashed and dismembered..."
"But humans are a hundred times more powerful than insects, and Xiaoqin is a monster more powerful than humans. Why are they afraid of insects?"
As soon as we entered the corridor, we met the French chef head-on. He gestured to us with a bright red face, as if he had got a big sea bass, and he wanted to braise it for us according to the Chinese cooking method.
In the summer, I also saw her using a simulated gun loaded with BB bullets to kill mosquitoes in the room (she didn't hit any mosquitoes, and in the end she slipped because of the BB bullets all over the floor).
"Your Majesty the Rabbit is here! Everyone, hurry up and salute!"
"Du-No. 2 search result is Wim Duisenberg, who was the former president of the European Central Bank and helped promote the introduction of the euro. However, this person passed away in 2005. It was not me who killed him. At that time, I Not born yet, has alibi..."
As she spoke, she twisted her body slightly, showing that her tail was not wagging left or right.
"I told you before that I'm not a monster!" Xiaoqin banged the metal skull of Pitu, "I'm just a poor girl who's afraid of bugs... afraid of Wim!"
"I don't care if you can attack humans! Now I order you as the master: Don't attack Xiaoqin!"
"Okay! My child has not been exposed to the wifi signal for 9 minutes! Please save his life!"
"Different Taoist ideas lead to mutual understanding." Bitu quoted an old saying on the Internet, "In short, Bitu must take apart as many carbon-based organisms as possible and study their internal structures... "
"Bitu, are you a boy or a girl?"
Xiaoqin, who was terribly afraid of bugs, jumped up and hugged the rabbit from behind, and said movedly:
Weak humans, including Amy, Xiaoqin, and even Dr. Yu, lined up in two rows and knelt three times and kowtowed to the arrogant Bitu.
"Your Majesty the Rabbit is here! Everyone, hurry up and salute!"
"So what exactly are silicon-based organisms?" Xiaoqin grabbed one of the rabbit's ears with one hand to stop it from moving forward.
Bitu looked at the roots of the grass, where the beetle carcass had been shot with an anesthetic needle and had its intestines ruptured and oozing green mucus, and seemed to have some enlightenment:
Moreover, after the baptism of nuclear weapons, human civilization has been destroyed, and even if there is a wifi signal, it is impossible to access the Internet!
I think Bitu has overestimated human internet addiction.
"Duda -Dudu Dudu-" The rabbit made a disorderly alarm sound. I don't know if it was so angry with Xiao Qin's malicious speculation that the CPU was too hot.
"Sexless? A self-inflicted guy like Dongfang Bubai? No wonder you both use needles as weapons..."
"Carbon-based organisms are indeed not easy to understand. As silicon-based organisms, it seems that I need to eliminate more carbon-based organisms before I can fully understand their thoughts, right?"
Moreover, after the baptism of nuclear weapons, human civilization has been destroyed, and even if there is a wifi signal, it is impossible to access the Internet!
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Why don't we ask it!" Xiao Qin took a few steps, shortened the distance between her and the rabbit, and asked like a normal gossip girl:
Amy does not like bugs, but compared to Xiao Qin or Gong Caicai, they are just "hateful" and not "fearful".
"Pa", Bitu suddenly aimed at the green belt on the roadside and fired. The anesthetic needle pierced the back of a huge beetle, killing it.
In the summer, I also saw her using a simulated gun loaded with BB bullets to kill mosquitoes in the room (she didn't hit any mosquitoes, and in the end she slipped because of the BB bullets all over the floor).
No! Isn’t it just about hating humans? Are you going to start a war between silicon-based organisms and carbon-based organisms? How can there be such a cruel assistant robot as you!
"If you are neither a man nor a woman..." Xiaoqin tilted her head and thought for a while, "Then you are a transvestite? That's disrespectful. No wonder Dr. Yu said that you used a chip made in Thailand..."
"Cruel carbon-based creatures actually eat each other in various ways." Bitu commented, "Silicon-based creatures who never eat each other should be the masters of the world!"
"Carbon-based organisms are indeed not easy to understand. As silicon-based organisms, it seems that I need to eliminate more carbon-based organisms before I can fully understand their thoughts, right?"
"Du-haha, please obey." It lowered its clamping arm in despair, but added maliciously: "The order of Master No. 3 will be automatically canceled when Master No. 2 or Master No. 1 issues a contradictory order. termination."
"Okay! My child has not been exposed to the wifi signal for 9 minutes! Please save his life!"
The world has been baptized by nuclear weapons, and Bitu has become the only remaining Wi-Fi transmitter.
Xiaoqin blinked blankly: "Although I don't know what carbon-based organisms are and silicon-based organisms, as long as you continue to destroy Wim, you will be my good friend!"
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Why don't we ask it!" Xiao Qin took a few steps, shortened the distance between her and the rabbit, and asked like a normal gossip girl:
As the third owner, I gave the order to the rabbit, and it lowered its clamping arm, allowing the skateboard boy to escape.
"Bitu doesn't need carbon-based creatures to be friends." Bitu rejected Xiaoqin without any tact. "Carbon-based creatures will only enslave silicon-based creatures and kill them at will. Every minute, there are tens of thousands of Bitu." Our compatriots were killed by humans..."
In other words, if Dr. Yu or Amy ordered the rabbit to attack Xiaoqin, would it still do so? However, Dr. Yu will definitely not give such boring orders. If Amy gives an order, Xiaoqin will only have a very low chance of being hit.
"Master No. 1 hates bugs and ordered me to eliminate them in large numbers."
Look at this situation, you have become a believer in Skynet! The Gongcai MMS cult is already very unfortunate. You, a robot, actually believe in an Internet cult. Do you want to end human tyranny and let robots be the masters of the country
Bitu followed Amy's order to eliminate the bugs, but inadvertently helped Xiaoqin a lot.
"You are so awesome! You actually helped others destroy the terrible Wim! You are indeed a good and manly robot!"
"If you don't believe it, classmate Ye Lin, you can come and verify it~~~~"
"So what exactly are silicon-based organisms?" Xiaoqin grabbed one of the rabbit's ears with one hand to stop it from moving forward.
"Electronic watches, radios, MP3 players, televisions... countless silicon-based creatures were brutally smashed and dismembered..."
"Long live Your Majesty the Rabbit! Long live! Long live!"
As she spoke, she twisted her body slightly, showing that her tail was not wagging left or right.
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Why don't we ask it!" Xiao Qin took a few steps, shortened the distance between her and the rabbit, and asked like a normal gossip girl:
Amy does not like bugs, but compared to Xiao Qin or Gong Caicai, they are just "hateful" and not "fearful".
Pitu was worried that his ears would be broken, so he didn't fight with Xiaoqin. He indirectly answered Xiaoqin's question:
"Du—this question means nothing to me." The rabbit walked in front without looking back, "The assistant robot does not need a gender."
No! Isn’t it just about hating humans? Are you going to start a war between silicon-based organisms and carbon-based organisms? How can there be such a cruel assistant robot as you!
Xiaoqin blinked blankly: "Although I don't know what carbon-based organisms are and silicon-based organisms, as long as you continue to destroy Wim, you will be my good friend!"
"Bitu, are you a boy or a girl?"
"Electronic watches, radios, MP3 players, televisions... countless silicon-based creatures were brutally smashed and dismembered..."
Bitu looked at the roots of the grass, where the beetle carcass had been shot with an anesthetic needle and had its intestines ruptured and oozing green mucus, and seemed to have some enlightenment:
"Don't attack pedestrians!"
Bitu explained.
I explained to Bitu that Wim was just another name for bugs between Xiaoqin and I. It only recognized my statement after looking up relevant information about World of Warcraft.
"Du—Using the insect-type BOSS in the game world to refer to insects, it's understandable."
Pitu was worried that his ears would be broken, so he didn't fight with Xiaoqin. He indirectly answered Xiaoqin's question:
"Du—my underlying program does not prevent me from attacking humans. I am only responsible for my master."
"Du-No. 2 search result is Wim Duisenberg, who was the former president of the European Central Bank and helped promote the introduction of the euro. However, this person passed away in 2005. It was not me who killed him. At that time, I Not born yet, has alibi..."
"So the electronic watch is your compatriot!" Xiao Qin was shocked, "Silicon-based organisms are that kind of thing? How can a machine be a living thing?"
In the summer, I also saw her using a simulated gun loaded with BB bullets to kill mosquitoes in the room (she didn't hit any mosquitoes, and in the end she slipped because of the BB bullets all over the floor).
"Carbon-based organisms are indeed not easy to understand. As silicon-based organisms, it seems that I need to eliminate more carbon-based organisms before I can fully understand their thoughts, right?"
"#@%*#@%$&#%#@&@###..." Bitu made a series of meaningless electronic noises, then raised the clamp arm back flat and aimed at Xiaoqin.
"Your Majesty the Rabbit is here! Everyone, hurry up and salute!"
"Different Taoist ideas lead to mutual understanding." Bitu quoted an old saying on the Internet, "In short, Bitu must take apart as many carbon-based organisms as possible and study their internal structures... "
Xiaoqin blinked blankly: "Although I don't know what carbon-based organisms are and silicon-based organisms, as long as you continue to destroy Wim, you will be my good friend!"
Theater in the Brain: The Utopia in Bitu’s Mind:
"Bitu, are you a boy or a girl?"
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Why don't we ask it!" Xiao Qin took a few steps, shortened the distance between her and the rabbit, and asked like a normal gossip girl:
What the hell! The rabbit has almost turned into a terrorist! For all carbon-based organisms, let alone humans, cats and dogs, wouldn’t it include eggplants and potatoes? Xiaoqin, your comic manuscript is in danger!
"Long live Your Majesty the Rabbit! Long live! Long live!"
Xiaoqin blinked blankly: "Although I don't know what carbon-based organisms are and silicon-based organisms, as long as you continue to destroy Wim, you will be my good friend!"
"Okay! My child has not been exposed to the wifi signal for 9 minutes! Please save his life!"
I explained to Bitu that Wim was just another name for bugs between Xiaoqin and I. It only recognized my statement after looking up relevant information about World of Warcraft.
I explained to Bitu that Wim was just another name for bugs between Xiaoqin and I. It only recognized my statement after looking up relevant information about World of Warcraft.
"But humans are a hundred times more powerful than insects, and Xiaoqin is a monster more powerful than humans. Why are they afraid of insects?"
I was the only one who was like a duck listening to thunder, so I asked Xiaoqin to translate it for me again later.
"Carbon-based organisms are indeed not easy to understand. As silicon-based organisms, it seems that I need to eliminate more carbon-based organisms before I can fully understand their thoughts, right?"
Not long after, Xiaoqin and I followed Bitu and entered the VIP building of Qingzi Academy. Only Bitu, who could not get up the steps on wheels, went up from the green passage for the disabled on the side.
In the summer, I also saw her using a simulated gun loaded with BB bullets to kill mosquitoes in the room (she didn't hit any mosquitoes, and in the end she slipped because of the BB bullets all over the floor).
"Sexless? A self-inflicted guy like Dongfang Bubai? No wonder you both use needles as weapons..."
I almost forgot about Bitu. Due to Amy's request, Bitu abides by a modified version of the "Three Laws of Robots". It only needs to obey its master's orders and must not harm its master - but it can make exceptions for the sake of masters with higher authority. , for example, it hurt me, the third owner, for the sake of the second owner, Dr. Yu, but it doesn’t seem to remember this.
"Sexless? A self-inflicted guy like Dongfang Bubai? No wonder you both use needles as weapons..."
"Bitu doesn't need carbon-based creatures to be friends." Bitu rejected Xiaoqin without any tact. "Carbon-based creatures will only enslave silicon-based creatures and kill them at will. Every minute, there are tens of thousands of Bitu." Our compatriots were killed by humans..."
As soon as we entered the corridor, we met the French chef head-on. He gestured to us with a bright red face, as if he had got a big sea bass, and he wanted to braise it for us according to the Chinese cooking method.
"That is to say..." Xiaoqin held her chin with her right hand and her right elbow with her left hand, in Conan's signature posture when he was about to solve a case, "You don't have male organs, but you yearn to be a man. You have a strong and respectable figure." A robot!"
Dr. Yu, your sister! Is this the "safer" robot you have "adjusted"? He has become a criminal against humanity! If you disagree, you will fire an anesthetic needle to make people lie down!
"I told you before that I'm not a monster!" Xiaoqin banged the metal skull of Pitu, "I'm just a poor girl who's afraid of bugs... afraid of Wim!"
Xiaoqin chatted with the French chef in English and confirmed this. As a robot that performs tens of millions of calculations per second and can look up information on the Internet at any time, Bitu is naturally proficient in various languages.
The world has been baptized by nuclear weapons, and Bitu has become the only remaining Wi-Fi transmitter.
"The rabbit is so melancholy..." So it could only endure the ridicule of stupid humans while walking alone in front.
Amy does not like bugs, but compared to Xiao Qin or Gong Caicai, they are just "hateful" and not "fearful".
"Du—could it be that they are monsters disguised like Xiaoqin? Are the German director and the president of the European Central Bank monsters? In other words, those vampire and werewolf-themed websites on the Internet may also be real... "
Another trash can-shaped female robot! The measurements are all 120, 120, 120! ? With that kind of girlfriend, Bitu will become even more manic than now! And there is no evidence that the rabbit is a male robot!
Not long after, Xiaoqin and I followed Bitu and entered the VIP building of Qingzi Academy. Only Bitu, who could not get up the steps on wheels, went up from the green passage for the disabled on the side.
"Du—the anesthetic needle that can intercept my muzzle speed of 200 meters/second is probably not a human, but a monster disguised as a human! Master No. 3, please don't stop me, Bitu is protecting you..."
I explained to Bitu that Wim was just another name for bugs between Xiaoqin and I. It only recognized my statement after looking up relevant information about World of Warcraft.
I was the only one who was like a duck listening to thunder, so I asked Xiaoqin to translate it for me again later.
"Your Majesty the Rabbit is here! Everyone, hurry up and salute!"
Look at this situation, you have become a believer in Skynet! The Gongcai MMS cult is already very unfortunate. You, a robot, actually believe in an Internet cult. Do you want to end human tyranny and let robots be the masters of the country
"Du—my underlying program does not prevent me from attacking humans. I am only responsible for my master."
"That is to say..." Xiaoqin held her chin with her right hand and her right elbow with her left hand, in Conan's signature posture when he was about to solve a case, "You don't have male organs, but you yearn to be a man. You have a strong and respectable figure." A robot!"
"Batu is not a shemale robot, Batu is a sexless robot!"
"Cruel carbon-based creatures actually eat each other in various ways." Bitu commented, "Silicon-based creatures who never eat each other should be the masters of the world!"
"Du—this question means nothing to me." The rabbit walked in front without looking back, "The assistant robot does not need a gender."
"Different Taoist ideas lead to mutual understanding." Bitu quoted an old saying on the Internet, "In short, Bitu must take apart as many carbon-based organisms as possible and study their internal structures... "
"Duda -Dudu Dudu-" The rabbit made a disorderly alarm sound. I don't know if it was so angry with Xiao Qin's malicious speculation that the CPU was too hot.
In the summer, I also saw her using a simulated gun loaded with BB bullets to kill mosquitoes in the room (she didn't hit any mosquitoes, and in the end she slipped because of the BB bullets all over the floor).
I think Bitu has overestimated human internet addiction.
"Carbon-based organisms are indeed not easy to understand. As silicon-based organisms, it seems that I need to eliminate more carbon-based organisms before I can fully understand their thoughts, right?"
"Pa", Bitu suddenly aimed at the green belt on the roadside and fired. The anesthetic needle pierced the back of a huge beetle, killing it.
Look at this situation, you have become a believer in Skynet! The Gongcai MMS cult is already very unfortunate. You, a robot, actually believe in an Internet cult. Do you want to end human tyranny and let robots be the masters of the country
Xiaoqin chatted with the French chef in English and confirmed this. As a robot that performs tens of millions of calculations per second and can look up information on the Internet at any time, Bitu is naturally proficient in various languages.
Dr. Yu, your sister! Is this the "safer" robot you have "adjusted"? He has become a criminal against humanity! If you disagree, you will fire an anesthetic needle to make people lie down!
Bitu explained.
Dr. Yu, your sister! Is this the "safer" robot you have "adjusted"? He has become a criminal against humanity! If you disagree, you will fire an anesthetic needle to make people lie down!
"So what exactly are silicon-based organisms?" Xiaoqin grabbed one of the rabbit's ears with one hand to stop it from moving forward.
Theater in the Brain: The Utopia in Bitu’s Mind:
"Asshole! In order to circumvent the three laws of robots, you have begun to suspect that the other party is not human! You are going to rebel! I asked Dr. Yu to format you, believe it or not!"
I almost forgot about Bitu. Due to Amy's request, Bitu abides by a modified version of the "Three Laws of Robots". It only needs to obey its master's orders and must not harm its master - but it can make exceptions for the sake of masters with higher authority. , for example, it hurt me, the third owner, for the sake of the second owner, Dr. Yu, but it doesn’t seem to remember this.
I explained to Bitu that Wim was just another name for bugs between Xiaoqin and I. It only recognized my statement after looking up relevant information about World of Warcraft.
The world has been baptized by nuclear weapons, and Bitu has become the only remaining Wi-Fi transmitter.
"Otherwise," Xiaoqin next to me suddenly came up with an idea, "let Dr. Yu make a girlfriend for Bitu! Everyone says that people will become perverted after being single for a long time. Bitu is like this, obviously because of There is no girlfriend relationship…”
I think Bitu has overestimated human internet addiction.
"Electronic watches, radios, MP3 players, televisions... countless silicon-based creatures were brutally smashed and dismembered..."
"Bitu doesn't need carbon-based creatures to be friends." Bitu rejected Xiaoqin without any tact. "Carbon-based creatures will only enslave silicon-based creatures and kill them at will. Every minute, there are tens of thousands of Bitu." Our compatriots were killed by humans..."
"Bitu, are you a boy or a girl?"
"So the electronic watch is your compatriot!" Xiao Qin was shocked, "Silicon-based organisms are that kind of thing? How can a machine be a living thing?"
"#@%*#@%$&#%#@&@###..." Bitu made a series of meaningless electronic noises, then raised the clamp arm back flat and aimed at Xiaoqin.
"Bitu doesn't need carbon-based creatures to be friends." Bitu rejected Xiaoqin without any tact. "Carbon-based creatures will only enslave silicon-based creatures and kill them at will. Every minute, there are tens of thousands of Bitu." Our compatriots were killed by humans..."
"Your Majesty the Rabbit is here! Everyone, hurry up and salute!"
"Don't attack pedestrians!"
"The rabbit is so melancholy..." So it could only endure the ridicule of stupid humans while walking alone in front.
"Du—" the hugged rabbit said without emotion, "The closest search result is Wim Wenders, a famous German director, whose representative works are "Soul of the Blues" and "Legend of Music". His recent works : "Salt of the Earth", "Miso Soup"..."
"Ah! Dongfang's undefeated embroidery needle!" Xiaoqin hadn't had enough fun yet, so she laughed playfully and made a defensive gesture. With her reaction, she would probably be able to dodge the rabbit the moment it was launched.
"Du—my underlying program does not prevent me from attacking humans. I am only responsible for my master."
"Asshole! In order to circumvent the three laws of robots, you have begun to suspect that the other party is not human! You are going to rebel! I asked Dr. Yu to format you, believe it or not!"
"Don't attack pedestrians!"
"Batu is not a shemale robot, Batu is a sexless robot!"
Weak humans, including Amy, Xiaoqin, and even Dr. Yu, lined up in two rows and knelt three times and kowtowed to the arrogant Bitu.
Eh? There really is a famous person named Wim! But what about his recent work? Why is it full of seasoning style? If he doesn't want to be a director, should he change his profession to be a chef
"Carbon-based organisms are indeed not easy to understand. As silicon-based organisms, it seems that I need to eliminate more carbon-based organisms before I can fully understand their thoughts, right?"
"WiFi signal! I am bathed in His Majesty's divine grace!"
"If you are neither a man nor a woman..." Xiaoqin tilted her head and thought for a while, "Then you are a transvestite? That's disrespectful. No wonder Dr. Yu said that you used a chip made in Thailand..."
"#@%*#@%$&#%#@&@###..." Bitu made a series of meaningless electronic noises, then raised the clamp arm back flat and aimed at Xiaoqin.
"Okay! My child has not been exposed to the wifi signal for 9 minutes! Please save his life!"
As she spoke, she twisted her body slightly, showing that her tail was not wagging left or right.
"Du—could it be that they are monsters disguised like Xiaoqin? Are the German director and the president of the European Central Bank monsters? In other words, those vampire and werewolf-themed websites on the Internet may also be real... "
"Cruel carbon-based creatures actually eat each other in various ways." Bitu commented, "Silicon-based creatures who never eat each other should be the masters of the world!"
"Asshole! In order to circumvent the three laws of robots, you have begun to suspect that the other party is not human! You are going to rebel! I asked Dr. Yu to format you, believe it or not!"
"Du—" the hugged rabbit said without emotion, "The closest search result is Wim Wenders, a famous German director, whose representative works are "Soul of the Blues" and "Legend of Music". His recent works : "Salt of the Earth", "Miso Soup"..."
"Long live Your Majesty the Rabbit! Long live! Long live!"
"Pa", Bitu suddenly aimed at the green belt on the roadside and fired. The anesthetic needle pierced the back of a huge beetle, killing it.
"Long live Your Majesty the Rabbit! Long live! Long live!"
"Du-No. 2 search result is Wim Duisenberg, who was the former president of the European Central Bank and helped promote the introduction of the euro. However, this person passed away in 2005. It was not me who killed him. At that time, I Not born yet, has alibi..."
What the hell! The rabbit has almost turned into a terrorist! For all carbon-based organisms, let alone humans, cats and dogs, wouldn’t it include eggplants and potatoes? Xiaoqin, your comic manuscript is in danger!
I think Bitu has overestimated human internet addiction.
I think Bitu has overestimated human internet addiction.
"Master No. 1 hates bugs and ordered me to eliminate them in large numbers."
"I don't care if you can attack humans! Now I order you as the master: Don't attack Xiaoqin!"
"Sexless? A self-inflicted guy like Dongfang Bubai? No wonder you both use needles as weapons..."
"Du-No. 2 search result is Wim Duisenberg, who was the former president of the European Central Bank and helped promote the introduction of the euro. However, this person passed away in 2005. It was not me who killed him. At that time, I Not born yet, has alibi..."
Theater in the Brain: The Utopia in Bitu’s Mind:
I explained to Bitu that Wim was just another name for bugs between Xiaoqin and I. It only recognized my statement after looking up relevant information about World of Warcraft.
Weak humans, including Amy, Xiaoqin, and even Dr. Yu, lined up in two rows and knelt three times and kowtowed to the arrogant Bitu.
Moreover, after the baptism of nuclear weapons, human civilization has been destroyed, and even if there is a wifi signal, it is impossible to access the Internet!
"Du—" the hugged rabbit said without emotion, "The closest search result is Wim Wenders, a famous German director, whose representative works are "Soul of the Blues" and "Legend of Music". His recent works : "Salt of the Earth", "Miso Soup"..."
"I don't care if you can attack humans! Now I order you as the master: Don't attack Xiaoqin!"
I was the only one who was like a duck listening to thunder, so I asked Xiaoqin to translate it for me again later.