"When will I need you to eavesdrop on me?" I didn't agree with Professor Bai's suggestion.
How crude is the interface? Let’s use an analogy? Have you ever seen the QQ interface from ten years ago? I have seen in a post "Review of Ten Years of QQ" that when the icon of QQ was not a penguin but a pager, what was the extremely simple chat interface like? What is this mobile application written by Professor Bai? Professor Bai simply copied the interface of the original version of QQ!
I was too lazy to complain about the words "predicting the future" anymore, so I asked: "What kind of narrow method?"
For example, if I ask the virtual squad leader: "Can you touch your breasts?" If even the virtual squad leader scolds me, then I can imagine that if I ask the same question in the real world, I will probably be shot. .
Thinking back, I just saw my avatar in "Heartbeat Quiz" on Professor Bai's phone. It looked like a cartoon gray wolf. I don't know if it was because I call myself a "iron-blooded lone wolf" and it was specially made for me. set.
After switching to backdoor mode, a very tiny dead pixel will appear on the phone screen. Dr. Yu’s setting like this can help me distinguish what mode I am currently in.
After typing a line of text on his mobile phone, Professor Bai placed the mobile phone face down on the table, cleared his throat, and asked me with a very serious expression: "Will you marry my granddaughter?"
"If you are worried, you can ask Dr. Yu to check it when you go back. You can show him the source code of the application. Anyway, this is just an input-feedback interface of the causal calculation program. The code is simple and clear, and you can tell whether there is something hidden at a glance. "
"It is needed many times." Professor Bai's fingers beat rhythmically on the table, "For example, when you are kidnapped or under surveillance, and it is inconvenient to convey information to the outside world, in this case you can take the initiative to let us know. Your information.”
"If you are worried, you can ask Dr. Yu to check it when you go back. You can show him the source code of the application. Anyway, this is just an input-feedback interface of the causal calculation program. The code is simple and clear, and you can tell whether there is something hidden at a glance. "
"You can only text chat with girls simulated by the program..."
Eh? Professor Bai's reminder seemed very interesting, like a spy tool! Who knows when I can really use it!
I was too lazy to complain about the words "predicting the future" anymore, so I asked: "What kind of narrow method?"
Thinking back, I just saw my avatar in "Heartbeat Quiz" on Professor Bai's phone. It looked like a cartoon gray wolf. I don't know if it was because I call myself a "iron-blooded lone wolf" and it was specially made for me. set.
(Wait a minute, if I have the time, I might as well use my camera to scan the test paper and let Professor Bai tell me the answer directly! But this is no different from cheating on ordinary mobile phones, and it doesn’t show the high-end spy war tool I have. The atmosphere is high-end, but it consumes a lot of data.) Brain Theater ②: For some reason, I was kidnapped by the 18th Bronze Man of Shaolin Temple. Just when they were about to beat me with a folding stool, my phone rang! Professor Bai remotely controlled Yellow Wind Monster's mobile phone and played "The Most Dazzling National Style" at the maximum volume! The 18 bronze medalists immediately started to sway uncontrollably to the beat. I took the opportunity to grab the folding stool and completed a shocking 18 kills with lightning speed! (Perhaps playing "Uneasy" will be more effective) Just when I was thinking wildly and imagining, Professor Bai looked at Xiao Qin and Gong Cai, who were sitting in the back row of the conference room and watching the slides on their laptops with a mysterious expression. Cai glanced at me and then asked me: "Do you want to know how favorably those two girls feel about you?"
How crude is the interface? Let’s use an analogy? Have you ever seen the QQ interface from ten years ago? I have seen in a post "Review of Ten Years of QQ" that when the icon of QQ was not a penguin but a pager, what was the extremely simple chat interface like? What is this mobile application written by Professor Bai? Professor Bai simply copied the interface of the original version of QQ!
"If you are worried, you can ask Dr. Yu to check it when you go back. You can show him the source code of the application. Anyway, this is just an input-feedback interface of the causal calculation program. The code is simple and clear, and you can tell whether there is something hidden at a glance. "
"Hey! This is not as good as a love video game! It's basically a chat program like Little Yellow Chicken! If you want to install this kind of application on my phone, you are predicting my lonely future!"
What Professor Bai said made me excited, and with the support of Dr. Yu, I asked Professor Bai for the application installation package and installed "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" myself.
The virtual Ye Lin's answer to him was:
Theater in the Brain ①: In the examination room, I put on a hidden Bluetooth headset, switched the Yellow Wind Monster's phone to backdoor mode and put it on the desk, turned on the remote monitoring function, and then asked Professor Bai and others from the Science Happiness Teaching to do it for me. Pay attention to whether the invigilator comes over!
"That doesn't count," I shook my head. "You suddenly said that you have a granddaughter, and that guy Fang Xin has a daughter. I was so surprised that I just spit it out. Please ask me something else."
Professor Bai's avatar looks quite similar to him, an elderly scientist wearing glasses, while the avatars of Xiao Qin, the squad leader, and Gong Caicai are more curious, with "bandaged fists" and "double-barreled shotguns" respectively. and "melon."
You've had enough of the white-crying beast! Do you think this is playing a love video game like "Heartbeat Memories" or "Love Follows"? How do I see how favorably Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai feel about me? If you pay to become a VIP user, you will get the True Eye of the Evil King. Can you see the Chinese colorful cloud numbers jumping above their heads
My body hunched back, and my eyes immediately became wary when I looked at Professor Bai.
Professor Bai sat up slightly in his chair. "Although the interface I developed is simple, it is by no means a self-deceiving thing like fortune-telling software. In the final analysis, it is a simple interface for a huge causal calculation software. You can use It predicts the future within a narrow range."
Seeing the obvious expression of disgust on my face, Professor Bai quickly explained: "My avatar is not used for virtual Q&A. It is a shortcut to truly contact me. You can think of me as 'QQ customer service' A kind of existence, if you have any problems that you want me to help solve, you can use that avatar to report the situation to me."
Seeing the obvious expression of disgust on my face, Professor Bai quickly explained: "My avatar is not used for virtual Q&A. It is a shortcut to truly contact me. You can think of me as 'QQ customer service' A kind of existence, if you have any problems that you want me to help solve, you can use that avatar to report the situation to me."
(Wait a minute, if I have the time, I might as well use my camera to scan the test paper and let Professor Bai tell me the answer directly! But this is no different from cheating on ordinary mobile phones, and it doesn’t show the high-end spy war tool I have. The atmosphere is high-end, but it consumes a lot of data.) Brain Theater ②: For some reason, I was kidnapped by the 18th Bronze Man of Shaolin Temple. Just when they were about to beat me with a folding stool, my phone rang! Professor Bai remotely controlled Yellow Wind Monster's mobile phone and played "The Most Dazzling National Style" at the maximum volume! The 18 bronze medalists immediately started to sway uncontrollably to the beat. I took the opportunity to grab the folding stool and completed a shocking 18 kills with lightning speed! (Perhaps playing "Uneasy" will be more effective) Just when I was thinking wildly and imagining, Professor Bai looked at Xiao Qin and Gong Cai, who were sitting in the back row of the conference room and watching the slides on their laptops with a mysterious expression. Cai glanced at me and then asked me: "Do you want to know how favorably those two girls feel about you?"
At this moment, the chat window named "Ye Lin" is open. The question Professor Bai just asked this virtual chat partner is naturally: "Are you willing to marry my granddaughter?"
"That doesn't count," I shook my head. "You suddenly said that you have a granddaughter, and that guy Fang Xin has a daughter. I was so surprised that I just spit it out. Please ask me something else."
Professor Bai took the phone back from my hand, "Ye Lin, do you know how much power the causal calculation program consumes for such a simple question? And if you take precautions in advance, many variables outside the database will be added. , making the feedback results of simulated chat meaningless - by the way, I named this application "Heartbeat Questions and Answers", how about it, it matches its function, right?"
You've had enough of the white-crying beast! Do you think this is playing a love video game like "Heartbeat Memories" or "Love Follows"? How do I see how favorably Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai feel about me? If you pay to become a VIP user, you will get the True Eye of the Evil King. Can you see the Chinese colorful cloud numbers jumping above their heads
"Holy crap! Someone is actually willing to marry your mentally ill son!?"
The virtual Ye Lin's answer to him was:
At this moment, the chat window named "Ye Lin" is open. The question Professor Bai just asked this virtual chat partner is naturally: "Are you willing to marry my granddaughter?"
Damn it! Although it is not 100% the same, the basic meaning is exactly the same! Is Professor Bai bluffing me? Was it because of his understanding of me? Or is it really, as he said, a prediction result sent back by the causal calculation program after performing cloud computing based on the information about me in the database
"When will I need you to eavesdrop on me?" I didn't agree with Professor Bai's suggestion.
How crude is the interface? Let’s use an analogy? Have you ever seen the QQ interface from ten years ago? I have seen in a post "Review of Ten Years of QQ" that when the icon of QQ was not a penguin but a pager, what was the extremely simple chat interface like? What is this mobile application written by Professor Bai? Professor Bai simply copied the interface of the original version of QQ!
My body hunched back, and my eyes immediately became wary when I looked at Professor Bai.
Although I knew that what Professor Bai said was something experimental, I still couldn't help but blurt it out immediately.
"Oh, you may have misunderstood." After seeing the skeptical expression on my face, Professor Bai explained to me, "The so-called favorability cannot be seen with the eyes, nor can an accurate number be given. It is measured through a I used a mobile app I developed to make subjective judgments.”
"Come on! Your son is so mentally ill that he has a split personality. Who else would be willing to marry him?"
"Is it that exaggerated?" I frowned and expressed disbelief. However, Professor Bai took out his mobile phone and said that with a simple experiment, I could believe in the power of the causal calculation system.
Theater in the Brain ①: In the examination room, I put on a hidden Bluetooth headset, switched the Yellow Wind Monster's phone to backdoor mode and put it on the desk, turned on the remote monitoring function, and then asked Professor Bai and others from the Science Happiness Teaching to do it for me. Pay attention to whether the invigilator comes over!
"It is needed many times." Professor Bai's fingers beat rhythmically on the table, "For example, when you are kidnapped or under surveillance, and it is inconvenient to convey information to the outside world, in this case you can take the initiative to let us know. Your information.”
I showed a look of disdain: "It's no different from those fortune-telling apps on the Android market, right?"
I frowned slightly, turned over Professor Bai's phone on the table, and saw the application with a crude interface that Professor Bai mentioned.
I didn’t expect that Professor Bai is as gay as Pentheus! ! Otherwise, why would your name appear in my "Heartbeat Questions and Answers"! Who wants to have a virtual conversation with you? Where is the blacklist function? I'm going to blacklist you! Since it is a copycat of QQ, why is there no copycat of its blacklist function? Is it because the copycat power (penguin power) is not enough
"You can only text chat with girls simulated by the program..."
Professor Bai glanced at Xiao Qin Ke Gong Caicai again, and at the same time lowered his voice: "This is not an empty and lonely chat with the computer, but based on the real information in the database and through the complex calculations of the cause and effect calculation program, The character's psychology is highly simulated, and it's a chat program that truly matches the character's personality! Knowing in advance the most likely reaction of someone after saying something to someone, doesn't that count as predicting the future?"
Professor Bai sat up slightly in his chair. "Although the interface I developed is simple, it is by no means a self-deceiving thing like fortune-telling software. In the final analysis, it is a simple interface for a huge causal calculation software. You can use It predicts the future within a narrow range."
I showed a look of disdain: "It's no different from those fortune-telling apps on the Android market, right?"
For example, if I ask the virtual squad leader: "Can you touch your breasts?" If even the virtual squad leader scolds me, then I can imagine that if I ask the same question in the real world, I will probably be shot. .
"That doesn't count," I shook my head. "You suddenly said that you have a granddaughter, and that guy Fang Xin has a daughter. I was so surprised that I just spit it out. Please ask me something else."
Where did you find these icons? It’s all full of malice! Forget about fists and shotguns, does Melon refer to Gong Caicai's breasts? Do you want to say that Gong Caicai’s breasts are her real body? Fortunately, Gong Caicai gave you a Teacher’s Day gift!
"If you are worried, you can ask Dr. Yu to check it when you go back. You can show him the source code of the application. Anyway, this is just an input-feedback interface of the causal calculation program. The code is simple and clear, and you can tell whether there is something hidden at a glance. "
How crude is the interface? Let’s use an analogy? Have you ever seen the QQ interface from ten years ago? I have seen in a post "Review of Ten Years of QQ" that when the icon of QQ was not a penguin but a pager, what was the extremely simple chat interface like? What is this mobile application written by Professor Bai? Professor Bai simply copied the interface of the original version of QQ!
"It is needed many times." Professor Bai's fingers beat rhythmically on the table, "For example, when you are kidnapped or under surveillance, and it is inconvenient to convey information to the outside world, in this case you can take the initiative to let us know. Your information.”
I was too lazy to complain about the words "predicting the future" anymore, so I asked: "What kind of narrow method?"
It matches your sister! Did you copy the interface from QQ ten years ago and the name from the game "Heartbeat Memories"? This app is installed on my phone, and if the friends displayed are Xiaoqin, Monitor, Pooh, and Gong Caicai, it barely meets the concept of "Heartbeat Questions and Answers." Now you only have one friend on your own app, you ask me Question, what kind of "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" is this? Who needs a 60-year-old overage chuunibyou patient to beat my heart in front of me
Seeing the obvious expression of disgust on my face, Professor Bai quickly explained: "My avatar is not used for virtual Q&A. It is a shortcut to truly contact me. You can think of me as 'QQ customer service' A kind of existence, if you have any problems that you want me to help solve, you can use that avatar to report the situation to me."
(Wait a minute, if I have the time, I might as well use my camera to scan the test paper and let Professor Bai tell me the answer directly! But this is no different from cheating on ordinary mobile phones, and it doesn’t show the high-end spy war tool I have. The atmosphere is high-end, but it consumes a lot of data.) Brain Theater ②: For some reason, I was kidnapped by the 18th Bronze Man of Shaolin Temple. Just when they were about to beat me with a folding stool, my phone rang! Professor Bai remotely controlled Yellow Wind Monster's mobile phone and played "The Most Dazzling National Style" at the maximum volume! The 18 bronze medalists immediately started to sway uncontrollably to the beat. I took the opportunity to grab the folding stool and completed a shocking 18 kills with lightning speed! (Perhaps playing "Uneasy" will be more effective) Just when I was thinking wildly and imagining, Professor Bai looked at Xiao Qin and Gong Cai, who were sitting in the back row of the conference room and watching the slides on their laptops with a mysterious expression. Cai glanced at me and then asked me: "Do you want to know how favorably those two girls feel about you?"
"Is it that exaggerated?" I frowned and expressed disbelief. However, Professor Bai took out his mobile phone and said that with a simple experiment, I could believe in the power of the causal calculation system.
My body hunched back, and my eyes immediately became wary when I looked at Professor Bai.
How crude is the interface? Let’s use an analogy? Have you ever seen the QQ interface from ten years ago? I have seen in a post "Review of Ten Years of QQ" that when the icon of QQ was not a penguin but a pager, what was the extremely simple chat interface like? What is this mobile application written by Professor Bai? Professor Bai simply copied the interface of the original version of QQ!
Thinking back, I just saw my avatar in "Heartbeat Quiz" on Professor Bai's phone. It looked like a cartoon gray wolf. I don't know if it was because I call myself a "iron-blooded lone wolf" and it was specially made for me. set.
"You can only text chat with girls simulated by the program..."
There was nothing to hide now. In front of Professor Bai, I quickly shook the phone 7 times with great force and switched the phone to backdoor mode.
Professor Bai sat up slightly in his chair. "Although the interface I developed is simple, it is by no means a self-deceiving thing like fortune-telling software. In the final analysis, it is a simple interface for a huge causal calculation software. You can use It predicts the future within a narrow range."
"Hey! This is not as good as a love video game! It's basically a chat program like Little Yellow Chicken! If you want to install this kind of application on my phone, you are predicting my lonely future!"
"Is it that exaggerated?" I frowned and expressed disbelief. However, Professor Bai took out his mobile phone and said that with a simple experiment, I could believe in the power of the causal calculation system.
Damn it! Although it is not 100% the same, the basic meaning is exactly the same! Is Professor Bai bluffing me? Was it because of his understanding of me? Or is it really, as he said, a prediction result sent back by the causal calculation program after performing cloud computing based on the information about me in the database
Where did you find these icons? It’s all full of malice! Forget about fists and shotguns, does Melon refer to Gong Caicai's breasts? Do you want to say that Gong Caicai’s breasts are her real body? Fortunately, Gong Caicai gave you a Teacher’s Day gift!
Seeing the obvious expression of disgust on my face, Professor Bai quickly explained: "My avatar is not used for virtual Q&A. It is a shortcut to truly contact me. You can think of me as 'QQ customer service' A kind of existence, if you have any problems that you want me to help solve, you can use that avatar to report the situation to me."
I showed a look of disdain: "It's no different from those fortune-telling apps on the Android market, right?"
Professor Bai sat up slightly in his chair. "Although the interface I developed is simple, it is by no means a self-deceiving thing like fortune-telling software. In the final analysis, it is a simple interface for a huge causal calculation software. You can use It predicts the future within a narrow range."
Professor Bai glanced at Xiao Qin Ke Gong Caicai again, and at the same time lowered his voice: "This is not an empty and lonely chat with the computer, but based on the real information in the database and through the complex calculations of the cause and effect calculation program, The character's psychology is highly simulated, and it's a chat program that truly matches the character's personality! Knowing in advance the most likely reaction of someone after saying something to someone, doesn't that count as predicting the future?"
"If you are worried, you can ask Dr. Yu to check it when you go back. You can show him the source code of the application. Anyway, this is just an input-feedback interface of the causal calculation program. The code is simple and clear, and you can tell whether there is something hidden at a glance. "
But I have to admit that Professor Bai successfully captured the interests of an adolescent boy like me. If you can really know a girl’s answer to a certain question in advance, and the accuracy is quite high, wouldn’t it be used as a preview of a confession? Moreover, you can learn the other party’s reaction through simulated conversations that you would definitely be embarrassed to ask in person!
My body hunched back, and my eyes immediately became wary when I looked at Professor Bai.
Thinking back, I just saw my avatar in "Heartbeat Quiz" on Professor Bai's phone. It looked like a cartoon gray wolf. I don't know if it was because I call myself a "iron-blooded lone wolf" and it was specially made for me. set.
It matches your sister! Did you copy the interface from QQ ten years ago and the name from the game "Heartbeat Memories"? This app is installed on my phone, and if the friends displayed are Xiaoqin, Monitor, Pooh, and Gong Caicai, it barely meets the concept of "Heartbeat Questions and Answers." Now you only have one friend on your own app, you ask me Question, what kind of "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" is this? Who needs a 60-year-old overage chuunibyou patient to beat my heart in front of me
Not to mention, the first installation failed because I did not switch the Yellow Wind Monster phone from "safe mode" to "backdoor mode". As expected, as Professor Bai said, "Heartbeat Q&A" will perform a self-check when it is running. If there is no special key set by Fang Xin in the hardware chip, it will automatically shut down.
Eh? Professor Bai's reminder seemed very interesting, like a spy tool! Who knows when I can really use it!
"Is it that exaggerated?" I frowned and expressed disbelief. However, Professor Bai took out his mobile phone and said that with a simple experiment, I could believe in the power of the causal calculation system.
Not to mention, the first installation failed because I did not switch the Yellow Wind Monster phone from "safe mode" to "backdoor mode". As expected, as Professor Bai said, "Heartbeat Q&A" will perform a self-check when it is running. If there is no special key set by Fang Xin in the hardware chip, it will automatically shut down.
"Holy crap! Someone is actually willing to marry your mentally ill son!?"
"Come on! Your son is so mentally ill that he has a split personality. Who else would be willing to marry him?"
"Oh, you may have misunderstood." After seeing the skeptical expression on my face, Professor Bai explained to me, "The so-called favorability cannot be seen with the eyes, nor can an accurate number be given. It is measured through a I used a mobile app I developed to make subjective judgments.”
Theater in the Brain ①: In the examination room, I put on a hidden Bluetooth headset, switched the Yellow Wind Monster's phone to backdoor mode and put it on the desk, turned on the remote monitoring function, and then asked Professor Bai and others from the Science Happiness Teaching to do it for me. Pay attention to whether the invigilator comes over!
Eh? Professor Bai's reminder seemed very interesting, like a spy tool! Who knows when I can really use it!
Seeing my hesitation, Professor Bai assured me that the application he wrote definitely did not contain backdoor programs because it was set to run only in the "backdoor mode" of Huang Fenggui's mobile phone, so it did not require two backdoors.
After typing a line of text on his mobile phone, Professor Bai placed the mobile phone face down on the table, cleared his throat, and asked me with a very serious expression: "Will you marry my granddaughter?"
Although I knew that what Professor Bai said was something experimental, I still couldn't help but blurt it out immediately.
My body hunched back, and my eyes immediately became wary when I looked at Professor Bai.
"Hey! This is not as good as a love video game! It's basically a chat program like Little Yellow Chicken! If you want to install this kind of application on my phone, you are predicting my lonely future!"
Theater in the Brain ①: In the examination room, I put on a hidden Bluetooth headset, switched the Yellow Wind Monster's phone to backdoor mode and put it on the desk, turned on the remote monitoring function, and then asked Professor Bai and others from the Science Happiness Teaching to do it for me. Pay attention to whether the invigilator comes over!
"Come on! Your son is so mentally ill that he has a split personality. Who else would be willing to marry him?"
Eh? Professor Bai's reminder seemed very interesting, like a spy tool! Who knows when I can really use it!
In fact, just shaking the phone vigorously is not enough. It must be shaken at the frequency of "three times, once, three times." Otherwise, if you shake it randomly for more than seven times, won't it automatically switch modes
Theater in the Brain ①: In the examination room, I put on a hidden Bluetooth headset, switched the Yellow Wind Monster's phone to backdoor mode and put it on the desk, turned on the remote monitoring function, and then asked Professor Bai and others from the Science Happiness Teaching to do it for me. Pay attention to whether the invigilator comes over!
"Holy crap! Someone is actually willing to marry your mentally ill son!?"
At this moment, the chat window named "Ye Lin" is open. The question Professor Bai just asked this virtual chat partner is naturally: "Are you willing to marry my granddaughter?"
It matches your sister! Did you copy the interface from QQ ten years ago and the name from the game "Heartbeat Memories"? This app is installed on my phone, and if the friends displayed are Xiaoqin, Monitor, Pooh, and Gong Caicai, it barely meets the concept of "Heartbeat Questions and Answers." Now you only have one friend on your own app, you ask me Question, what kind of "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" is this? Who needs a 60-year-old overage chuunibyou patient to beat my heart in front of me
I showed a look of disdain: "It's no different from those fortune-telling apps on the Android market, right?"
At this moment, the chat window named "Ye Lin" is open. The question Professor Bai just asked this virtual chat partner is naturally: "Are you willing to marry my granddaughter?"
Theater in the Brain ①: In the examination room, I put on a hidden Bluetooth headset, switched the Yellow Wind Monster's phone to backdoor mode and put it on the desk, turned on the remote monitoring function, and then asked Professor Bai and others from the Science Happiness Teaching to do it for me. Pay attention to whether the invigilator comes over!
"It is needed many times." Professor Bai's fingers beat rhythmically on the table, "For example, when you are kidnapped or under surveillance, and it is inconvenient to convey information to the outside world, in this case you can take the initiative to let us know. Your information.”
"Oh, you may have misunderstood." After seeing the skeptical expression on my face, Professor Bai explained to me, "The so-called favorability cannot be seen with the eyes, nor can an accurate number be given. It is measured through a I used a mobile app I developed to make subjective judgments.”
I was too lazy to complain about the words "predicting the future" anymore, so I asked: "What kind of narrow method?"
Although I knew that what Professor Bai said was something experimental, I still couldn't help but blurt it out immediately.
(Wait a minute, if I have the time, I might as well use my camera to scan the test paper and let Professor Bai tell me the answer directly! But this is no different from cheating on ordinary mobile phones, and it doesn’t show the high-end spy war tool I have. The atmosphere is high-end, but it consumes a lot of data.) Brain Theater ②: For some reason, I was kidnapped by the 18th Bronze Man of Shaolin Temple. Just when they were about to beat me with a folding stool, my phone rang! Professor Bai remotely controlled Yellow Wind Monster's mobile phone and played "The Most Dazzling National Style" at the maximum volume! The 18 bronze medalists immediately started to sway uncontrollably to the beat. I took the opportunity to grab the folding stool and completed a shocking 18 kills with lightning speed! (Perhaps playing "Uneasy" will be more effective) Just when I was thinking wildly and imagining, Professor Bai looked at Xiao Qin and Gong Cai, who were sitting in the back row of the conference room and watching the slides on their laptops with a mysterious expression. Cai glanced at me and then asked me: "Do you want to know how favorably those two girls feel about you?"
Theater in the Brain ①: In the examination room, I put on a hidden Bluetooth headset, switched the Yellow Wind Monster's phone to backdoor mode and put it on the desk, turned on the remote monitoring function, and then asked Professor Bai and others from the Science Happiness Teaching to do it for me. Pay attention to whether the invigilator comes over!
"Oh, you may have misunderstood." After seeing the skeptical expression on my face, Professor Bai explained to me, "The so-called favorability cannot be seen with the eyes, nor can an accurate number be given. It is measured through a I used a mobile app I developed to make subjective judgments.”
Professor Bai laughed when he reached his destination, "Actually, I don't have a granddaughter, and my son is not married, but you can pick up my phone and take a look now."
I showed a look of disdain: "It's no different from those fortune-telling apps on the Android market, right?"
I didn’t expect that Professor Bai is as gay as Pentheus! ! Otherwise, why would your name appear in my "Heartbeat Questions and Answers"! Who wants to have a virtual conversation with you? Where is the blacklist function? I'm going to blacklist you! Since it is a copycat of QQ, why is there no copycat of its blacklist function? Is it because the copycat power (penguin power) is not enough
You've had enough of the white-crying beast! Do you think this is playing a love video game like "Heartbeat Memories" or "Love Follows"? How do I see how favorably Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai feel about me? If you pay to become a VIP user, you will get the True Eye of the Evil King. Can you see the Chinese colorful cloud numbers jumping above their heads
How crude is the interface? Let’s use an analogy? Have you ever seen the QQ interface from ten years ago? I have seen in a post "Review of Ten Years of QQ" that when the icon of QQ was not a penguin but a pager, what was the extremely simple chat interface like? What is this mobile application written by Professor Bai? Professor Bai simply copied the interface of the original version of QQ!
After typing a line of text on his mobile phone, Professor Bai placed the mobile phone face down on the table, cleared his throat, and asked me with a very serious expression: "Will you marry my granddaughter?"
Where did you find these icons? It’s all full of malice! Forget about fists and shotguns, does Melon refer to Gong Caicai's breasts? Do you want to say that Gong Caicai’s breasts are her real body? Fortunately, Gong Caicai gave you a Teacher’s Day gift!
I frowned slightly, turned over Professor Bai's phone on the table, and saw the application with a crude interface that Professor Bai mentioned.
My body hunched back, and my eyes immediately became wary when I looked at Professor Bai.
My body hunched back, and my eyes immediately became wary when I looked at Professor Bai.
How crude is the interface? Let’s use an analogy? Have you ever seen the QQ interface from ten years ago? I have seen in a post "Review of Ten Years of QQ" that when the icon of QQ was not a penguin but a pager, what was the extremely simple chat interface like? What is this mobile application written by Professor Bai? Professor Bai simply copied the interface of the original version of QQ!
I showed a look of disdain: "It's no different from those fortune-telling apps on the Android market, right?"
Thinking back, I just saw my avatar in "Heartbeat Quiz" on Professor Bai's phone. It looked like a cartoon gray wolf. I don't know if it was because I call myself a "iron-blooded lone wolf" and it was specially made for me. set.
"Come on! Your son is so mentally ill that he has a split personality. Who else would be willing to marry him?"
Although I knew that what Professor Bai said was something experimental, I still couldn't help but blurt it out immediately.
At this moment, the chat window named "Ye Lin" is open. The question Professor Bai just asked this virtual chat partner is naturally: "Are you willing to marry my granddaughter?"
For example, if I ask the virtual squad leader: "Can you touch your breasts?" If even the virtual squad leader scolds me, then I can imagine that if I ask the same question in the real world, I will probably be shot. .
After the application was installed, the simple interface of "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" automatically appeared and exchanged data with the cloud database. After waiting for more than a minute, 4 avatars appeared on my friend bar, and their names were: Xiao Qin, monitor, Gong Caicai and... Professor Bai.
I showed a look of disdain: "It's no different from those fortune-telling apps on the Android market, right?"
"That doesn't count," I shook my head. "You suddenly said that you have a granddaughter, and that guy Fang Xin has a daughter. I was so surprised that I just spit it out. Please ask me something else."
Thinking back, I just saw my avatar in "Heartbeat Quiz" on Professor Bai's phone. It looked like a cartoon gray wolf. I don't know if it was because I call myself a "iron-blooded lone wolf" and it was specially made for me. set.
Professor Bai took the phone back from my hand, "Ye Lin, do you know how much power the causal calculation program consumes for such a simple question? And if you take precautions in advance, many variables outside the database will be added. , making the feedback results of simulated chat meaningless - by the way, I named this application "Heartbeat Questions and Answers", how about it, it matches its function, right?"
Professor Bai took the phone back from my hand, "Ye Lin, do you know how much power the causal calculation program consumes for such a simple question? And if you take precautions in advance, many variables outside the database will be added. , making the feedback results of simulated chat meaningless - by the way, I named this application "Heartbeat Questions and Answers", how about it, it matches its function, right?"
How crude is the interface? Let’s use an analogy? Have you ever seen the QQ interface from ten years ago? I have seen in a post "Review of Ten Years of QQ" that when the icon of QQ was not a penguin but a pager, what was the extremely simple chat interface like? What is this mobile application written by Professor Bai? Professor Bai simply copied the interface of the original version of QQ!
The virtual Ye Lin's answer to him was:
After typing a line of text on his mobile phone, Professor Bai placed the mobile phone face down on the table, cleared his throat, and asked me with a very serious expression: "Will you marry my granddaughter?"
In fact, just shaking the phone vigorously is not enough. It must be shaken at the frequency of "three times, once, three times." Otherwise, if you shake it randomly for more than seven times, won't it automatically switch modes
I showed a look of disdain: "It's no different from those fortune-telling apps on the Android market, right?"
Thinking back, I just saw my avatar in "Heartbeat Quiz" on Professor Bai's phone. It looked like a cartoon gray wolf. I don't know if it was because I call myself a "iron-blooded lone wolf" and it was specially made for me. set.
Professor Bai's avatar looks quite similar to him, an elderly scientist wearing glasses, while the avatars of Xiao Qin, the squad leader, and Gong Caicai are more curious, with "bandaged fists" and "double-barreled shotguns" respectively. and "melon."
After the application was installed, the simple interface of "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" automatically appeared and exchanged data with the cloud database. After waiting for more than a minute, 4 avatars appeared on my friend bar, and their names were: Xiao Qin, monitor, Gong Caicai and... Professor Bai.
At this moment, the chat window named "Ye Lin" is open. The question Professor Bai just asked this virtual chat partner is naturally: "Are you willing to marry my granddaughter?"
"Come on! Your son is so mentally ill that he has a split personality. Who else would be willing to marry him?"
I showed a look of disdain: "It's no different from those fortune-telling apps on the Android market, right?"
What Professor Bai said made me excited, and with the support of Dr. Yu, I asked Professor Bai for the application installation package and installed "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" myself.
Damn it! Although it is not 100% the same, the basic meaning is exactly the same! Is Professor Bai bluffing me? Was it because of his understanding of me? Or is it really, as he said, a prediction result sent back by the causal calculation program after performing cloud computing based on the information about me in the database
"You can only text chat with girls simulated by the program..."
Damn it! Although it is not 100% the same, the basic meaning is exactly the same! Is Professor Bai bluffing me? Was it because of his understanding of me? Or is it really, as he said, a prediction result sent back by the causal calculation program after performing cloud computing based on the information about me in the database
You've had enough of the white-crying beast! Do you think this is playing a love video game like "Heartbeat Memories" or "Love Follows"? How do I see how favorably Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai feel about me? If you pay to become a VIP user, you will get the True Eye of the Evil King. Can you see the Chinese colorful cloud numbers jumping above their heads
After typing a line of text on his mobile phone, Professor Bai placed the mobile phone face down on the table, cleared his throat, and asked me with a very serious expression: "Will you marry my granddaughter?"
My body hunched back, and my eyes immediately became wary when I looked at Professor Bai.
What Professor Bai said made me excited, and with the support of Dr. Yu, I asked Professor Bai for the application installation package and installed "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" myself.
After the application was installed, the simple interface of "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" automatically appeared and exchanged data with the cloud database. After waiting for more than a minute, 4 avatars appeared on my friend bar, and their names were: Xiao Qin, monitor, Gong Caicai and... Professor Bai.
Thinking back, I just saw my avatar in "Heartbeat Quiz" on Professor Bai's phone. It looked like a cartoon gray wolf. I don't know if it was because I call myself a "iron-blooded lone wolf" and it was specially made for me. set.
"That doesn't count," I shook my head. "You suddenly said that you have a granddaughter, and that guy Fang Xin has a daughter. I was so surprised that I just spit it out. Please ask me something else."
For example, if I ask the virtual squad leader: "Can you touch your breasts?" If even the virtual squad leader scolds me, then I can imagine that if I ask the same question in the real world, I will probably be shot. .
Seeing the obvious expression of disgust on my face, Professor Bai quickly explained: "My avatar is not used for virtual Q&A. It is a shortcut to truly contact me. You can think of me as 'QQ customer service' A kind of existence, if you have any problems that you want me to help solve, you can use that avatar to report the situation to me."
"Hey! This is not as good as a love video game! It's basically a chat program like Little Yellow Chicken! If you want to install this kind of application on my phone, you are predicting my lonely future!"
(Wait a minute, if I have the time, I might as well use my camera to scan the test paper and let Professor Bai tell me the answer directly! But this is no different from cheating on ordinary mobile phones, and it doesn’t show the high-end spy war tool I have. The atmosphere is high-end, but it consumes a lot of data.) Brain Theater ②: For some reason, I was kidnapped by the 18th Bronze Man of Shaolin Temple. Just when they were about to beat me with a folding stool, my phone rang! Professor Bai remotely controlled Yellow Wind Monster's mobile phone and played "The Most Dazzling National Style" at the maximum volume! The 18 bronze medalists immediately started to sway uncontrollably to the beat. I took the opportunity to grab the folding stool and completed a shocking 18 kills with lightning speed! (Perhaps playing "Uneasy" will be more effective) Just when I was thinking wildly and imagining, Professor Bai looked at Xiao Qin and Gong Cai, who were sitting in the back row of the conference room and watching the slides on their laptops with a mysterious expression. Cai glanced at me and then asked me: "Do you want to know how favorably those two girls feel about you?"
After typing a line of text on his mobile phone, Professor Bai placed the mobile phone face down on the table, cleared his throat, and asked me with a very serious expression: "Will you marry my granddaughter?"
I was too lazy to complain about the words "predicting the future" anymore, so I asked: "What kind of narrow method?"
"You can only text chat with girls simulated by the program..."
Professor Bai took the phone back from my hand, "Ye Lin, do you know how much power the causal calculation program consumes for such a simple question? And if you take precautions in advance, many variables outside the database will be added. , making the feedback results of simulated chat meaningless - by the way, I named this application "Heartbeat Questions and Answers", how about it, it matches its function, right?"
You've had enough of the white-crying beast! Do you think this is playing a love video game like "Heartbeat Memories" or "Love Follows"? How do I see how favorably Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai feel about me? If you pay to become a VIP user, you will get the True Eye of the Evil King. Can you see the Chinese colorful cloud numbers jumping above their heads
Professor Bai took the phone back from my hand, "Ye Lin, do you know how much power the causal calculation program consumes for such a simple question? And if you take precautions in advance, many variables outside the database will be added. , making the feedback results of simulated chat meaningless - by the way, I named this application "Heartbeat Questions and Answers", how about it, it matches its function, right?"
Seeing my hesitation, Professor Bai assured me that the application he wrote definitely did not contain backdoor programs because it was set to run only in the "backdoor mode" of Huang Fenggui's mobile phone, so it did not require two backdoors.
Seeing the obvious expression of disgust on my face, Professor Bai quickly explained: "My avatar is not used for virtual Q&A. It is a shortcut to truly contact me. You can think of me as 'QQ customer service' A kind of existence, if you have any problems that you want me to help solve, you can use that avatar to report the situation to me."
"Oh, you may have misunderstood." After seeing the skeptical expression on my face, Professor Bai explained to me, "The so-called favorability cannot be seen with the eyes, nor can an accurate number be given. It is measured through a I used a mobile app I developed to make subjective judgments.”
It matches your sister! Did you copy the interface from QQ ten years ago and the name from the game "Heartbeat Memories"? This app is installed on my phone, and if the friends displayed are Xiaoqin, Monitor, Pooh, and Gong Caicai, it barely meets the concept of "Heartbeat Questions and Answers." Now you only have one friend on your own app, you ask me Question, what kind of "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" is this? Who needs a 60-year-old overage chuunibyou patient to beat my heart in front of me
After the application was installed, the simple interface of "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" automatically appeared and exchanged data with the cloud database. After waiting for more than a minute, 4 avatars appeared on my friend bar, and their names were: Xiao Qin, monitor, Gong Caicai and... Professor Bai.
"Hey! This is not as good as a love video game! It's basically a chat program like Little Yellow Chicken! If you want to install this kind of application on my phone, you are predicting my lonely future!"
I showed a look of disdain: "It's no different from those fortune-telling apps on the Android market, right?"
Where did you find these icons? It’s all full of malice! Forget about fists and shotguns, does Melon refer to Gong Caicai's breasts? Do you want to say that Gong Caicai’s breasts are her real body? Fortunately, Gong Caicai gave you a Teacher’s Day gift!
I showed a look of disdain: "It's no different from those fortune-telling apps on the Android market, right?"
But I have to admit that Professor Bai successfully captured the interests of an adolescent boy like me. If you can really know a girl’s answer to a certain question in advance, and the accuracy is quite high, wouldn’t it be used as a preview of a confession? Moreover, you can learn the other party’s reaction through simulated conversations that you would definitely be embarrassed to ask in person!
You've had enough of the white-crying beast! Do you think this is playing a love video game like "Heartbeat Memories" or "Love Follows"? How do I see how favorably Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai feel about me? If you pay to become a VIP user, you will get the True Eye of the Evil King. Can you see the Chinese colorful cloud numbers jumping above their heads
Although I knew that what Professor Bai said was something experimental, I still couldn't help but blurt it out immediately.
Professor Bai laughed when he reached his destination, "Actually, I don't have a granddaughter, and my son is not married, but you can pick up my phone and take a look now."
For example, if I ask the virtual squad leader: "Can you touch your breasts?" If even the virtual squad leader scolds me, then I can imagine that if I ask the same question in the real world, I will probably be shot. .
I didn’t expect that Professor Bai is as gay as Pentheus! ! Otherwise, why would your name appear in my "Heartbeat Questions and Answers"! Who wants to have a virtual conversation with you? Where is the blacklist function? I'm going to blacklist you! Since it is a copycat of QQ, why is there no copycat of its blacklist function? Is it because the copycat power (penguin power) is not enough
For example, if I ask the virtual squad leader: "Can you touch your breasts?" If even the virtual squad leader scolds me, then I can imagine that if I ask the same question in the real world, I will probably be shot. .
"You can only text chat with girls simulated by the program..."
Eh? Professor Bai's reminder seemed very interesting, like a spy tool! Who knows when I can really use it!
Seeing my hesitation, Professor Bai assured me that the application he wrote definitely did not contain backdoor programs because it was set to run only in the "backdoor mode" of Huang Fenggui's mobile phone, so it did not require two backdoors.
"It is needed many times." Professor Bai's fingers beat rhythmically on the table, "For example, when you are kidnapped or under surveillance, and it is inconvenient to convey information to the outside world, in this case you can take the initiative to let us know. Your information.”
Seeing my hesitation, Professor Bai assured me that the application he wrote definitely did not contain backdoor programs because it was set to run only in the "backdoor mode" of Huang Fenggui's mobile phone, so it did not require two backdoors.
Eh? Professor Bai's reminder seemed very interesting, like a spy tool! Who knows when I can really use it!
My body hunched back, and my eyes immediately became wary when I looked at Professor Bai.
"If you are worried, you can ask Dr. Yu to check it when you go back. You can show him the source code of the application. Anyway, this is just an input-feedback interface of the causal calculation program. The code is simple and clear, and you can tell whether there is something hidden at a glance. "
I was too lazy to complain about the words "predicting the future" anymore, so I asked: "What kind of narrow method?"
You've had enough of the white-crying beast! Do you think this is playing a love video game like "Heartbeat Memories" or "Love Follows"? How do I see how favorably Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai feel about me? If you pay to become a VIP user, you will get the True Eye of the Evil King. Can you see the Chinese colorful cloud numbers jumping above their heads
It matches your sister! Did you copy the interface from QQ ten years ago and the name from the game "Heartbeat Memories"? This app is installed on my phone, and if the friends displayed are Xiaoqin, Monitor, Pooh, and Gong Caicai, it barely meets the concept of "Heartbeat Questions and Answers." Now you only have one friend on your own app, you ask me Question, what kind of "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" is this? Who needs a 60-year-old overage chuunibyou patient to beat my heart in front of me
What Professor Bai said made me excited, and with the support of Dr. Yu, I asked Professor Bai for the application installation package and installed "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" myself.
Where did you find these icons? It’s all full of malice! Forget about fists and shotguns, does Melon refer to Gong Caicai's breasts? Do you want to say that Gong Caicai’s breasts are her real body? Fortunately, Gong Caicai gave you a Teacher’s Day gift!
(Wait a minute, if I have the time, I might as well use my camera to scan the test paper and let Professor Bai tell me the answer directly! But this is no different from cheating on ordinary mobile phones, and it doesn’t show the high-end spy war tool I have. The atmosphere is high-end, but it consumes a lot of data.) Brain Theater ②: For some reason, I was kidnapped by the 18th Bronze Man of Shaolin Temple. Just when they were about to beat me with a folding stool, my phone rang! Professor Bai remotely controlled Yellow Wind Monster's mobile phone and played "The Most Dazzling National Style" at the maximum volume! The 18 bronze medalists immediately started to sway uncontrollably to the beat. I took the opportunity to grab the folding stool and completed a shocking 18 kills with lightning speed! (Perhaps playing "Uneasy" will be more effective) Just when I was thinking wildly and imagining, Professor Bai looked at Xiao Qin and Gong Cai, who were sitting in the back row of the conference room and watching the slides on their laptops with a mysterious expression. Cai glanced at me and then asked me: "Do you want to know how favorably those two girls feel about you?"
"That doesn't count," I shook my head. "You suddenly said that you have a granddaughter, and that guy Fang Xin has a daughter. I was so surprised that I just spit it out. Please ask me something else."
"Is it that exaggerated?" I frowned and expressed disbelief. However, Professor Bai took out his mobile phone and said that with a simple experiment, I could believe in the power of the causal calculation system.
"Oh, you may have misunderstood." After seeing the skeptical expression on my face, Professor Bai explained to me, "The so-called favorability cannot be seen with the eyes, nor can an accurate number be given. It is measured through a I used a mobile app I developed to make subjective judgments.”
I was too lazy to complain about the words "predicting the future" anymore, so I asked: "What kind of narrow method?"
Not to mention, the first installation failed because I did not switch the Yellow Wind Monster phone from "safe mode" to "backdoor mode". As expected, as Professor Bai said, "Heartbeat Q&A" will perform a self-check when it is running. If there is no special key set by Fang Xin in the hardware chip, it will automatically shut down.
(Wait a minute, if I have the time, I might as well use my camera to scan the test paper and let Professor Bai tell me the answer directly! But this is no different from cheating on ordinary mobile phones, and it doesn’t show the high-end spy war tool I have. The atmosphere is high-end, but it consumes a lot of data.) Brain Theater ②: For some reason, I was kidnapped by the 18th Bronze Man of Shaolin Temple. Just when they were about to beat me with a folding stool, my phone rang! Professor Bai remotely controlled Yellow Wind Monster's mobile phone and played "The Most Dazzling National Style" at the maximum volume! The 18 bronze medalists immediately started to sway uncontrollably to the beat. I took the opportunity to grab the folding stool and completed a shocking 18 kills with lightning speed! (Perhaps playing "Uneasy" will be more effective) Just when I was thinking wildly and imagining, Professor Bai looked at Xiao Qin and Gong Cai, who were sitting in the back row of the conference room and watching the slides on their laptops with a mysterious expression. Cai glanced at me and then asked me: "Do you want to know how favorably those two girls feel about you?"
"Come on! Your son is so mentally ill that he has a split personality. Who else would be willing to marry him?"
"It is needed many times." Professor Bai's fingers beat rhythmically on the table, "For example, when you are kidnapped or under surveillance, and it is inconvenient to convey information to the outside world, in this case you can take the initiative to let us know. Your information.”
But I have to admit that Professor Bai successfully captured the interests of an adolescent boy like me. If you can really know a girl’s answer to a certain question in advance, and the accuracy is quite high, wouldn’t it be used as a preview of a confession? Moreover, you can learn the other party’s reaction through simulated conversations that you would definitely be embarrassed to ask in person!
In fact, just shaking the phone vigorously is not enough. It must be shaken at the frequency of "three times, once, three times." Otherwise, if you shake it randomly for more than seven times, won't it automatically switch modes
Professor Bai's avatar looks quite similar to him, an elderly scientist wearing glasses, while the avatars of Xiao Qin, the squad leader, and Gong Caicai are more curious, with "bandaged fists" and "double-barreled shotguns" respectively. and "melon."
After switching to backdoor mode, a very tiny dead pixel will appear on the phone screen. Dr. Yu’s setting like this can help me distinguish what mode I am currently in.
There was nothing to hide now. In front of Professor Bai, I quickly shook the phone 7 times with great force and switched the phone to backdoor mode.
Professor Bai sat up slightly in his chair. "Although the interface I developed is simple, it is by no means a self-deceiving thing like fortune-telling software. In the final analysis, it is a simple interface for a huge causal calculation software. You can use It predicts the future within a narrow range."
Seeing the obvious expression of disgust on my face, Professor Bai quickly explained: "My avatar is not used for virtual Q&A. It is a shortcut to truly contact me. You can think of me as 'QQ customer service' A kind of existence, if you have any problems that you want me to help solve, you can use that avatar to report the situation to me."
I didn’t expect that Professor Bai is as gay as Pentheus! ! Otherwise, why would your name appear in my "Heartbeat Questions and Answers"! Who wants to have a virtual conversation with you? Where is the blacklist function? I'm going to blacklist you! Since it is a copycat of QQ, why is there no copycat of its blacklist function? Is it because the copycat power (penguin power) is not enough
(Wait a minute, if I have the time, I might as well use my camera to scan the test paper and let Professor Bai tell me the answer directly! But this is no different from cheating on ordinary mobile phones, and it doesn’t show the high-end spy war tool I have. The atmosphere is high-end, but it consumes a lot of data.) Brain Theater ②: For some reason, I was kidnapped by the 18th Bronze Man of Shaolin Temple. Just when they were about to beat me with a folding stool, my phone rang! Professor Bai remotely controlled Yellow Wind Monster's mobile phone and played "The Most Dazzling National Style" at the maximum volume! The 18 bronze medalists immediately started to sway uncontrollably to the beat. I took the opportunity to grab the folding stool and completed a shocking 18 kills with lightning speed! (Perhaps playing "Uneasy" will be more effective) Just when I was thinking wildly and imagining, Professor Bai looked at Xiao Qin and Gong Cai, who were sitting in the back row of the conference room and watching the slides on their laptops with a mysterious expression. Cai glanced at me and then asked me: "Do you want to know how favorably those two girls feel about you?"
In fact, just shaking the phone vigorously is not enough. It must be shaken at the frequency of "three times, once, three times." Otherwise, if you shake it randomly for more than seven times, won't it automatically switch modes
"Holy crap! Someone is actually willing to marry your mentally ill son!?"
Professor Bai laughed when he reached his destination, "Actually, I don't have a granddaughter, and my son is not married, but you can pick up my phone and take a look now."
After switching to backdoor mode, a very tiny dead pixel will appear on the phone screen. Dr. Yu’s setting like this can help me distinguish what mode I am currently in.
The virtual Ye Lin's answer to him was:
Seeing my hesitation, Professor Bai assured me that the application he wrote definitely did not contain backdoor programs because it was set to run only in the "backdoor mode" of Huang Fenggui's mobile phone, so it did not require two backdoors.
After the application was installed, the simple interface of "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" automatically appeared and exchanged data with the cloud database. After waiting for more than a minute, 4 avatars appeared on my friend bar, and their names were: Xiao Qin, monitor, Gong Caicai and... Professor Bai.
Where did you find these icons? It’s all full of malice! Forget about fists and shotguns, does Melon refer to Gong Caicai's breasts? Do you want to say that Gong Caicai’s breasts are her real body? Fortunately, Gong Caicai gave you a Teacher’s Day gift!
Professor Bai took the phone back from my hand, "Ye Lin, do you know how much power the causal calculation program consumes for such a simple question? And if you take precautions in advance, many variables outside the database will be added. , making the feedback results of simulated chat meaningless - by the way, I named this application "Heartbeat Questions and Answers", how about it, it matches its function, right?"
"Hey! This is not as good as a love video game! It's basically a chat program like Little Yellow Chicken! If you want to install this kind of application on my phone, you are predicting my lonely future!"
Professor Bai laughed when he reached his destination, "Actually, I don't have a granddaughter, and my son is not married, but you can pick up my phone and take a look now."
There was nothing to hide now. In front of Professor Bai, I quickly shook the phone 7 times with great force and switched the phone to backdoor mode.
You've had enough of the white-crying beast! Do you think this is playing a love video game like "Heartbeat Memories" or "Love Follows"? How do I see how favorably Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai feel about me? If you pay to become a VIP user, you will get the True Eye of the Evil King. Can you see the Chinese colorful cloud numbers jumping above their heads
My body hunched back, and my eyes immediately became wary when I looked at Professor Bai.
For example, if I ask the virtual squad leader: "Can you touch your breasts?" If even the virtual squad leader scolds me, then I can imagine that if I ask the same question in the real world, I will probably be shot. .
"Holy crap! Someone is actually willing to marry your mentally ill son!?"
(Wait a minute, if I have the time, I might as well use my camera to scan the test paper and let Professor Bai tell me the answer directly! But this is no different from cheating on ordinary mobile phones, and it doesn’t show the high-end spy war tool I have. The atmosphere is high-end, but it consumes a lot of data.) Brain Theater ②: For some reason, I was kidnapped by the 18th Bronze Man of Shaolin Temple. Just when they were about to beat me with a folding stool, my phone rang! Professor Bai remotely controlled Yellow Wind Monster's mobile phone and played "The Most Dazzling National Style" at the maximum volume! The 18 bronze medalists immediately started to sway uncontrollably to the beat. I took the opportunity to grab the folding stool and completed a shocking 18 kills with lightning speed! (Perhaps playing "Uneasy" will be more effective) Just when I was thinking wildly and imagining, Professor Bai looked at Xiao Qin and Gong Cai, who were sitting in the back row of the conference room and watching the slides on their laptops with a mysterious expression. Cai glanced at me and then asked me: "Do you want to know how favorably those two girls feel about you?"
You've had enough of the white-crying beast! Do you think this is playing a love video game like "Heartbeat Memories" or "Love Follows"? How do I see how favorably Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai feel about me? If you pay to become a VIP user, you will get the True Eye of the Evil King. Can you see the Chinese colorful cloud numbers jumping above their heads
I didn’t expect that Professor Bai is as gay as Pentheus! ! Otherwise, why would your name appear in my "Heartbeat Questions and Answers"! Who wants to have a virtual conversation with you? Where is the blacklist function? I'm going to blacklist you! Since it is a copycat of QQ, why is there no copycat of its blacklist function? Is it because the copycat power (penguin power) is not enough
"When will I need you to eavesdrop on me?" I didn't agree with Professor Bai's suggestion.
"It is needed many times." Professor Bai's fingers beat rhythmically on the table, "For example, when you are kidnapped or under surveillance, and it is inconvenient to convey information to the outside world, in this case you can take the initiative to let us know. Your information.”
"It is needed many times." Professor Bai's fingers beat rhythmically on the table, "For example, when you are kidnapped or under surveillance, and it is inconvenient to convey information to the outside world, in this case you can take the initiative to let us know. Your information.”
"Oh, you may have misunderstood." After seeing the skeptical expression on my face, Professor Bai explained to me, "The so-called favorability cannot be seen with the eyes, nor can an accurate number be given. It is measured through a I used a mobile app I developed to make subjective judgments.”
Professor Bai sat up slightly in his chair. "Although the interface I developed is simple, it is by no means a self-deceiving thing like fortune-telling software. In the final analysis, it is a simple interface for a huge causal calculation software. You can use It predicts the future within a narrow range."
For example, if I ask the virtual squad leader: "Can you touch your breasts?" If even the virtual squad leader scolds me, then I can imagine that if I ask the same question in the real world, I will probably be shot. .
"Is it that exaggerated?" I frowned and expressed disbelief. However, Professor Bai took out his mobile phone and said that with a simple experiment, I could believe in the power of the causal calculation system.
Seeing the obvious expression of disgust on my face, Professor Bai quickly explained: "My avatar is not used for virtual Q&A. It is a shortcut to truly contact me. You can think of me as 'QQ customer service' A kind of existence, if you have any problems that you want me to help solve, you can use that avatar to report the situation to me."
How crude is the interface? Let’s use an analogy? Have you ever seen the QQ interface from ten years ago? I have seen in a post "Review of Ten Years of QQ" that when the icon of QQ was not a penguin but a pager, what was the extremely simple chat interface like? What is this mobile application written by Professor Bai? Professor Bai simply copied the interface of the original version of QQ!
Seeing the obvious expression of disgust on my face, Professor Bai quickly explained: "My avatar is not used for virtual Q&A. It is a shortcut to truly contact me. You can think of me as 'QQ customer service' A kind of existence, if you have any problems that you want me to help solve, you can use that avatar to report the situation to me."
Eh? Professor Bai's reminder seemed very interesting, like a spy tool! Who knows when I can really use it!
The virtual Ye Lin's answer to him was:
What Professor Bai said made me excited, and with the support of Dr. Yu, I asked Professor Bai for the application installation package and installed "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" myself.
Eh? Professor Bai's reminder seemed very interesting, like a spy tool! Who knows when I can really use it!
Theater in the Brain ①: In the examination room, I put on a hidden Bluetooth headset, switched the Yellow Wind Monster's phone to backdoor mode and put it on the desk, turned on the remote monitoring function, and then asked Professor Bai and others from the Science Happiness Teaching to do it for me. Pay attention to whether the invigilator comes over!
You've had enough of the white-crying beast! Do you think this is playing a love video game like "Heartbeat Memories" or "Love Follows"? How do I see how favorably Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai feel about me? If you pay to become a VIP user, you will get the True Eye of the Evil King. Can you see the Chinese colorful cloud numbers jumping above their heads
Professor Bai's avatar looks quite similar to him, an elderly scientist wearing glasses, while the avatars of Xiao Qin, the squad leader, and Gong Caicai are more curious, with "bandaged fists" and "double-barreled shotguns" respectively. and "melon."
Damn it! Although it is not 100% the same, the basic meaning is exactly the same! Is Professor Bai bluffing me? Was it because of his understanding of me? Or is it really, as he said, a prediction result sent back by the causal calculation program after performing cloud computing based on the information about me in the database
"Oh, you may have misunderstood." After seeing the skeptical expression on my face, Professor Bai explained to me, "The so-called favorability cannot be seen with the eyes, nor can an accurate number be given. It is measured through a I used a mobile app I developed to make subjective judgments.”
"When will I need you to eavesdrop on me?" I didn't agree with Professor Bai's suggestion.
How crude is the interface? Let’s use an analogy? Have you ever seen the QQ interface from ten years ago? I have seen in a post "Review of Ten Years of QQ" that when the icon of QQ was not a penguin but a pager, what was the extremely simple chat interface like? What is this mobile application written by Professor Bai? Professor Bai simply copied the interface of the original version of QQ!
Where did you find these icons? It’s all full of malice! Forget about fists and shotguns, does Melon refer to Gong Caicai's breasts? Do you want to say that Gong Caicai’s breasts are her real body? Fortunately, Gong Caicai gave you a Teacher’s Day gift!
How crude is the interface? Let’s use an analogy? Have you ever seen the QQ interface from ten years ago? I have seen in a post "Review of Ten Years of QQ" that when the icon of QQ was not a penguin but a pager, what was the extremely simple chat interface like? What is this mobile application written by Professor Bai? Professor Bai simply copied the interface of the original version of QQ!
Eh? Professor Bai's reminder seemed very interesting, like a spy tool! Who knows when I can really use it!
Where did you find these icons? It’s all full of malice! Forget about fists and shotguns, does Melon refer to Gong Caicai's breasts? Do you want to say that Gong Caicai’s breasts are her real body? Fortunately, Gong Caicai gave you a Teacher’s Day gift!
Where did you find these icons? It’s all full of malice! Forget about fists and shotguns, does Melon refer to Gong Caicai's breasts? Do you want to say that Gong Caicai’s breasts are her real body? Fortunately, Gong Caicai gave you a Teacher’s Day gift!
Thinking back, I just saw my avatar in "Heartbeat Quiz" on Professor Bai's phone. It looked like a cartoon gray wolf. I don't know if it was because I call myself a "iron-blooded lone wolf" and it was specially made for me. set.
In fact, just shaking the phone vigorously is not enough. It must be shaken at the frequency of "three times, once, three times." Otherwise, if you shake it randomly for more than seven times, won't it automatically switch modes
Professor Bai sat up slightly in his chair. "Although the interface I developed is simple, it is by no means a self-deceiving thing like fortune-telling software. In the final analysis, it is a simple interface for a huge causal calculation software. You can use It predicts the future within a narrow range."
The virtual Ye Lin's answer to him was:
"It is needed many times." Professor Bai's fingers beat rhythmically on the table, "For example, when you are kidnapped or under surveillance, and it is inconvenient to convey information to the outside world, in this case you can take the initiative to let us know. Your information.”
"When will I need you to eavesdrop on me?" I didn't agree with Professor Bai's suggestion.
"Is it that exaggerated?" I frowned and expressed disbelief. However, Professor Bai took out his mobile phone and said that with a simple experiment, I could believe in the power of the causal calculation system.
Thinking back, I just saw my avatar in "Heartbeat Quiz" on Professor Bai's phone. It looked like a cartoon gray wolf. I don't know if it was because I call myself a "iron-blooded lone wolf" and it was specially made for me. set.
"Hey! This is not as good as a love video game! It's basically a chat program like Little Yellow Chicken! If you want to install this kind of application on my phone, you are predicting my lonely future!"
Not to mention, the first installation failed because I did not switch the Yellow Wind Monster phone from "safe mode" to "backdoor mode". As expected, as Professor Bai said, "Heartbeat Q&A" will perform a self-check when it is running. If there is no special key set by Fang Xin in the hardware chip, it will automatically shut down.
"Holy crap! Someone is actually willing to marry your mentally ill son!?"
"That doesn't count," I shook my head. "You suddenly said that you have a granddaughter, and that guy Fang Xin has a daughter. I was so surprised that I just spit it out. Please ask me something else."
Seeing my hesitation, Professor Bai assured me that the application he wrote definitely did not contain backdoor programs because it was set to run only in the "backdoor mode" of Huang Fenggui's mobile phone, so it did not require two backdoors.
Professor Bai sat up slightly in his chair. "Although the interface I developed is simple, it is by no means a self-deceiving thing like fortune-telling software. In the final analysis, it is a simple interface for a huge causal calculation software. You can use It predicts the future within a narrow range."