I decided to give Xiaoqin a call when I went home in the evening.
If Aunt Ren, who loves her daughter so much, doesn't pay attention to the severity of her actions, our lives will be at stake here!
"Actually, I am indeed a bad-behaved, ungrateful scumbag who specializes in playing tricks on naive and ignorant girls. But if you want to blame me, you can only blame your daughter's low IQ for having to send her to your door!"
"Eh? Aunt Ren, what did you say?"
As soon as I reported my name, the voice on the other side immediately became very angry:
It’s not like I haven’t seen her for a day, I miss her a little bit.
"Just acknowledge your mistake and pay attention next time."
Before I had time to think about it, Aunt Ren said in rapid succession:
Don't accuse people unfairly! What pervert would make a phone call to a female classmate while watching porn and masturbating! (Maybe Eunuch Cao can do it) The person watching porn movies is my dad! But it’s too embarrassing to tell the truth to Xiaoqin!
But if I don't call her first, she will most likely call me at home.
"Haha, Aunt Ren, you really know how to joke! You just played with your daughter and you want to force me to get married?"
"Hello?"
My heart skipped a beat. If Aunt Ren came to my house to question me, with her former world champion strength, my dad and I would definitely lie down!
"Thankfully I gave you candied haws of sugarcane when I was a kid!"
After a complicated psychological struggle, I decided to face Aunt Ren bravely. Anyway, I overheard the conversation between mother and daughter at Xiaoqin's house last time. Judging from the conversation, Aunt Ren seemed to have known about my existence for a long time.
"Then what should I do to satisfy you, Aunt Ren?"
If dad answers her call and she talks to him on the phone, something will go wrong.
I angrily asked my father to turn down his voice. After all, it had a bad influence on me, an adolescent boy.
"Don't, don't! Xiaoqin, don't be impulsive, let's talk carefully if we have something to say!"
It's hateful, but if you expose Xiaoqin immediately, wouldn't it give her an advantage
Finally, he said: "You Chen Shimei, you already have my daughter and you still want to have two things!"
I pretended that I was not ashamed of watching porn, but instead felt proud of it. In fact, I hated my dad so much that I wanted to rush into the study and unplug the computer right away.
I was choked by Xiaoqin's unreasonable request and was speechless for a while, and both sides of the phone fell into temporary silence.
The "HHH Club" that my father attended last time seemed to have set up an illegal server on the Internet, specifically uploading a large number of pornographic films and pornographic games for members to download.
In his words, he wants to carefully analyze and evaluate the progress and shortcomings of domestic pornographic movies.
But times have changed, no matter how popular I was when I was a child, now once she hears that I have played with her baby daughter, Aunt Ren will immediately get angry and kill me, right
Xiaoqin exclaimed in surprise and shouted in a tone that sounded like the sky was falling:
What to do? What to do? What to do? Suddenly I have to talk to Aunt Ren! I'm not mentally prepared yet!
If that's the case, then they are no different from ordinary pornographic websites. Sooner or later they will be cracked down by the public security organs, and everyone from the president to ordinary members will be put in cold handcuffs.
If dad answers her call and she talks to him on the phone, something will go wrong.
I angrily asked my father to turn down his voice. After all, it had a bad influence on me, an adolescent boy.
What is different from others is that this association is a non-profit organization. The cost of setting up the server is paid for by Director Cao and the president Shenlong. They are not keen on expanding the scale of the organization and review the qualifications of new members. Very harsh.
"Haha, Aunt Ren, you really know how to joke! You just played with your daughter and you want to force me to get married?"
"How can I not be angry? You hurt my daughter like this and still have the nerve to call me aunt?"
By the way, Director Cao is the organizational director of this association, and my father is a senior commentator who publishes thoughtful comments on various porn films with connotation and soul.
Aunt Ren, you still have the nerve to say it! Your daughter took all the candied haws you gave me! If you really want me to eat, just watch me eat from the side! As soon as you left, Xiaoqin's true colors were revealed!
I was startled, and suddenly realized that although the last time I called Xiaoqin, she picked up the phone at the speed of light, but today she is not feeling well, and the person who answered the phone may be Aunt Ren who went home early to take care of her daughter. ah!
"Eh? Aunt Ren, what did you say?"
"Are you still talking about me? Didn't you pretend to be someone else first? You also let me call you Auntie Ren so many times. You must have taken advantage of me enough! And who is married to you!"
Fortunately, the father in the study changed to another movie to watch. The default volume of this movie was relatively loud and could be vaguely heard in the living room.
If that's the case, then they are no different from ordinary pornographic websites. Sooner or later they will be cracked down by the public security organs, and everyone from the president to ordinary members will be put in cold handcuffs.
But Aunt Ren was unyielding and kept accusing me of bad conduct and a repulsive appearance. It soon escalated from a matter-of-fact statement to a personal attack.
Some of the more famous signed commentator articles include "A smile without white turbidity is not a good smile", "Teacher Ao's natural voice", "Amami-chan's thighs and the loneliness of the otaku", "The H version of Avengers respects the original work more" The place"…
In his words, he wants to carefully analyze and evaluate the progress and shortcomings of domestic pornographic movies.
The person who answered the phone only said "Hello" in a very low volume. It was really hard to tell whether it was the mother or the daughter!
Aunt Ren, you still have the nerve to say it! Your daughter took all the candied haws you gave me! If you really want me to eat, just watch me eat from the side! As soon as you left, Xiaoqin's true colors were revealed!
"Classmate Ye Lin, I didn't notice that you were so horny. It's all my responsibility... However, if you leave me alone to watch porn, I will feel very uncomfortable after knowing it... Next time, next time, can you follow me? Shall I watch it together?"
The person on the phone obviously didn't expect me to be so shameless and didn't know how to respond.
your sister! It turns out that you still wanted me to be your boyfriend, but it turned into marriage without meeting the conditions in one day! Even if I agree, the national law will not allow two 14-year-old junior high school students to go through the marriage procedures!
"How can I not be angry? You hurt my daughter like this and still have the nerve to call me aunt?"
After dinner, my father locked himself in the study room. While responding to customer inquiries from the Taobao store, he played the "Beijing Fever" series of short movies self-filmed by netizens at a high volume.
After dinner, my father locked himself in the study room. While responding to customer inquiries from the Taobao store, he played the "Beijing Fever" series of short movies self-filmed by netizens at a high volume.
To be able to say such ignorant words, this Aunt Ren is definitely Xiaoqin pretending to be her!
"Haha, Aunt Ren, you really know how to joke! You just played with your daughter and you want to force me to get married?"
"You, you don't care about me! It's a waste of youth not to watch porn! Which man with normal physiology has never watched porn! By the way, this is my hobby! Didn't you say before that you want to support my interest? Hobby?"
To be able to say such ignorant words, this Aunt Ren is definitely Xiaoqin pretending to be her!
Aunt Ren's words suddenly stopped being hoarse at all, and contained a mischievous and smug tone that was seriously inconsistent with her age.
"You bastard, you actually have the nerve to call!?"
In his words, he wants to carefully analyze and evaluate the progress and shortcomings of domestic pornographic movies.
So I quickly asked Aunt Ren for forgiveness and said a lot of nice things on the phone.
If dad answers her call and she talks to him on the phone, something will go wrong.
I don't know what Aunt Ren means by "hurting her daughter like this", but it is true that I have been bullying Xiaoqin in school recently.
your sister! It turns out that you still wanted me to be your boyfriend, but it turned into marriage without meeting the conditions in one day! Even if I agree, the national law will not allow two 14-year-old junior high school students to go through the marriage procedures!
Your sister’s marriage certificate! Your sister's police station! Marriage certificates must be obtained at the Civil Affairs Bureau! Moreover, the police station is manned 24 hours a day, so there is no problem of whether it can be opened or not!
"Yes, I'm sorry, Aunt Ren, I, I didn't mean to bully Xiaoqin... If she comes to school tomorrow, I will apologize to her in person!"
I angrily asked my father to turn down his voice. After all, it had a bad influence on me, an adolescent boy.
The person on the phone obviously didn't expect me to be so shameless and didn't know how to respond.
And "Xiaoqin said she wanted me to be her boyfriend, which made me feel at a loss. Are we too young..."
Finally, he said: "You Chen Shimei, you already have my daughter and you still want to have two things!"
"I told you that as soon as the police station opens tomorrow morning, you two will go get your marriage certificate from me!"
The person on the phone obviously didn't expect me to be so shameless and didn't know how to respond.
"You, you don't care about me! It's a waste of youth not to watch porn! Which man with normal physiology has never watched porn! By the way, this is my hobby! Didn't you say before that you want to support my interest? Hobby?"
"Well... I'm sorry, I was wrong."
Before I had time to think about it, Aunt Ren said in rapid succession:
"Dad, do you want to go against the will of God!? My son heard the sound of the porn! If I rape a female classmate in school, it will be your responsibility!"
I don't know what Aunt Ren means by "hurting her daughter like this", but it is true that I have been bullying Xiaoqin in school recently.
Before I had time to think about it, Aunt Ren said in rapid succession:
"Just acknowledge your mistake and pay attention next time."
Some of the more famous signed commentator articles include "A smile without white turbidity is not a good smile", "Teacher Ao's natural voice", "Amami-chan's thighs and the loneliness of the otaku", "The H version of Avengers respects the original work more" The place"…
Should I just hang up the phone without saying a word? That also seems like I have no courage!
The more I heard, the more something seemed wrong, so I asked tentatively:
Dad knowingly turned down the volume, and exhausted, I walked to the phone in the living room and dialed Xiaoqin's home phone number.
Damn, Aunt Ren, you are so free! Even though you are so busy on set, you still have time to play pinball on your laptop? And the metaphor of a parallelogram is too much! After all, I am a human being, not a robot!
So I quickly asked Aunt Ren for forgiveness and said a lot of nice things on the phone.
Is it my psychology? Why do you feel like you can still hear the obscene sounds coming from the study? It shouldn't matter, right? No one's hearing is that sensitive over the phone, right
Aunt Ren, you still have the nerve to say it! Your daughter took all the candied haws you gave me! If you really want me to eat, just watch me eat from the side! As soon as you left, Xiaoqin's true colors were revealed!
It's hateful, but if you expose Xiaoqin immediately, wouldn't it give her an advantage
The phone rang 5 or 6 times before someone picked up the phone. It was a rather lackluster, slightly hoarse female voice.
"Why, is classmate Ye Lin afraid of my mother? Wasn't she very good to you when you were a child?"
It's hateful, but if you expose Xiaoqin immediately, wouldn't it give her an advantage
"You bastard, you actually have the nerve to call!?"
She said that my narrow eyes looked like parallelograms, and the little eyeballs moved around inside like they were playing a Windows pinball game.
"you you… "
Like "I bullied Xiaoqin because I have a historical shadow, and I regretted it later..."
"Hello?"
Xiaoqin exclaimed in surprise and shouted in a tone that sounded like the sky was falling:
"If you want me not to be angry, unless... unless you two go to get a marriage certificate tomorrow!"
But times have changed, no matter how popular I was when I was a child, now once she hears that I have played with her baby daughter, Aunt Ren will immediately get angry and kill me, right
"Why, is classmate Ye Lin afraid of my mother? Wasn't she very good to you when you were a child?"
But Aunt Ren was unyielding and kept accusing me of bad conduct and a repulsive appearance. It soon escalated from a matter-of-fact statement to a personal attack.
I was startled, and suddenly realized that although the last time I called Xiaoqin, she picked up the phone at the speed of light, but today she is not feeling well, and the person who answered the phone may be Aunt Ren who went home early to take care of her daughter. ah!
I decided to roll with the punches and continue to play the role-playing game with her.
So I quickly asked Aunt Ren for forgiveness and said a lot of nice things on the phone.
I cleared my throat and said in a rogue tone:
Some of the more famous signed commentator articles include "A smile without white turbidity is not a good smile", "Teacher Ao's natural voice", "Amami-chan's thighs and the loneliness of the otaku", "The H version of Avengers respects the original work more" The place"…
"Eh? Aunt Ren, what did you say?"
The "HHH Club" that my father attended last time seemed to have set up an illegal server on the Internet, specifically uploading a large number of pornographic films and pornographic games for members to download.
If dad answers her call and she talks to him on the phone, something will go wrong.
The person who answered the phone only said "Hello" in a very low volume. It was really hard to tell whether it was the mother or the daughter!
"you you… "
After a complicated psychological struggle, I decided to face Aunt Ren bravely. Anyway, I overheard the conversation between mother and daughter at Xiaoqin's house last time. Judging from the conversation, Aunt Ren seemed to have known about my existence for a long time.
If that's the case, then they are no different from ordinary pornographic websites. Sooner or later they will be cracked down by the public security organs, and everyone from the president to ordinary members will be put in cold handcuffs.
And it’s your daughter who keeps pestering me! He has ravaged me for so many years as a little bully, and now he has adopted new tricks to destroy me for the rest of my life! Why should I, the victim, feel uneasy
Xiaoqin finally couldn't help but burst out:
Finally, he said: "You Chen Shimei, you already have my daughter and you still want to have two things!"
What to do? What to do? What to do? Suddenly I have to talk to Aunt Ren! I'm not mentally prepared yet!
your sister! It turns out that you still wanted me to be your boyfriend, but it turned into marriage without meeting the conditions in one day! Even if I agree, the national law will not allow two 14-year-old junior high school students to go through the marriage procedures!
The "HHH Club" that my father attended last time seemed to have set up an illegal server on the Internet, specifically uploading a large number of pornographic films and pornographic games for members to download.
"You're just afraid! You feel guilty because you played a trick on me, right?"
Should I just hang up the phone without saying a word? That also seems like I have no courage!
In his words, he wants to carefully analyze and evaluate the progress and shortcomings of domestic pornographic movies.
"Well... I'm sorry, I was wrong."
"Hello, I am your daughter's classmate. My name is Ye Lin..."
"Oh, also, you said that I have two different things, but I actually have my own reasons. Because your daughter is on her period, it is inconvenient for her to play, so I temporarily replaced her..."
What to do? What to do? What to do? Suddenly I have to talk to Aunt Ren! I'm not mentally prepared yet!
Finally, he said: "You Chen Shimei, you already have my daughter and you still want to have two things!"
"I can't say I'm afraid, I'm just embarrassed that Aunt Ren heard those jokes..."
And it’s your daughter who keeps pestering me! He has ravaged me for so many years as a little bully, and now he has adopted new tricks to destroy me for the rest of my life! Why should I, the victim, feel uneasy
"Classmate Ye Lin, what are you doing! I just didn't come to school for a day, are you going to watch that kind of movie to solve the problem?"
"Hello, I am your daughter's classmate. My name is Ye Lin..."
Don't accuse people unfairly! What pervert would make a phone call to a female classmate while watching porn and masturbating! (Maybe Eunuch Cao can do it) The person watching porn movies is my dad! But it’s too embarrassing to tell the truth to Xiaoqin!
In his words, he wants to carefully analyze and evaluate the progress and shortcomings of domestic pornographic movies.
If that's the case, then they are no different from ordinary pornographic websites. Sooner or later they will be cracked down by the public security organs, and everyone from the president to ordinary members will be put in cold handcuffs.
"you you… "
"Hello, I am your daughter's classmate. My name is Ye Lin..."
"You think you are great, don't you? Because my daughter is leaning against you, you don't know how to cherish it, right? She hides in her room and cries every day after being bullied by you. As a mother, I feel like a knife after hearing this. ah!"
After a complicated psychological struggle, I decided to face Aunt Ren bravely. Anyway, I overheard the conversation between mother and daughter at Xiaoqin's house last time. Judging from the conversation, Aunt Ren seemed to have known about my existence for a long time.
"You, you don't care about me! It's a waste of youth not to watch porn! Which man with normal physiology has never watched porn! By the way, this is my hobby! Didn't you say before that you want to support my interest? Hobby?"
"Haha, Aunt Ren, you really know how to joke! You just played with your daughter and you want to force me to get married?"
I decided to give Xiaoqin a call when I went home in the evening.
What to do? What to do? What to do? Suddenly I have to talk to Aunt Ren! I'm not mentally prepared yet!
I was startled, and suddenly realized that although the last time I called Xiaoqin, she picked up the phone at the speed of light, but today she is not feeling well, and the person who answered the phone may be Aunt Ren who went home early to take care of her daughter. ah!
So I quickly asked Aunt Ren for forgiveness and said a lot of nice things on the phone.
"Hello, I am your daughter's classmate. My name is Ye Lin..."
If that's the case, then they are no different from ordinary pornographic websites. Sooner or later they will be cracked down by the public security organs, and everyone from the president to ordinary members will be put in cold handcuffs.
"Hello, I am your daughter's classmate. My name is Ye Lin..."
"Well... I'm sorry, I was wrong."
Finally, he said: "You Chen Shimei, you already have my daughter and you still want to have two things!"
"If you want me not to be angry, unless... unless you two go to get a marriage certificate tomorrow!"
And Aunt Ren’s voice sounds a little weird? Is it because of fatigue and anger? Why does it feel much hoarse than what I heard the day before? It's a bit like deliberately holding your throat while pronouncing it!
But her next sentence immediately returned to normal.
Aunt Ren, you still have the nerve to say it! Your daughter took all the candied haws you gave me! If you really want me to eat, just watch me eat from the side! As soon as you left, Xiaoqin's true colors were revealed!
Although my father is hiding in the study to write reviews of porn movies, he doesn’t want to cause his death!
Compared with the cruel oppression of the bully, Aunt Ren was indeed very kind to me when I was a child. It can be said that she made me feel like a breath of fresh air.
As soon as I reported my name, the voice on the other side immediately became very angry:
To be able to say such ignorant words, this Aunt Ren is definitely Xiaoqin pretending to be her!
"Oh, also, you said that I have two different things, but I actually have my own reasons. Because your daughter is on her period, it is inconvenient for her to play, so I temporarily replaced her..."
I was choked by Xiaoqin's unreasonable request and was speechless for a while, and both sides of the phone fell into temporary silence.
"You bastard, you actually have the nerve to call!?"
I pretended that I was not ashamed of watching porn, but instead felt proud of it. In fact, I hated my dad so much that I wanted to rush into the study and unplug the computer right away.
"Eh? Aunt Ren, what did you say?"
Some of the more famous signed commentator articles include "A smile without white turbidity is not a good smile", "Teacher Ao's natural voice", "Amami-chan's thighs and the loneliness of the otaku", "The H version of Avengers respects the original work more" The place"…
Aunt Ren's reaction was so intense that it was beyond my expectation.
"Actually, I am indeed a bad-behaved, ungrateful scumbag who specializes in playing tricks on naive and ignorant girls. But if you want to blame me, you can only blame your daughter's low IQ for having to send her to your door!"
"I can't say I'm afraid, I'm just embarrassed that Aunt Ren heard those jokes..."
"Auntie, don't be angry yet..."
Fortunately, the father in the study changed to another movie to watch. The default volume of this movie was relatively loud and could be vaguely heard in the living room.
Compared with the cruel oppression of the bully, Aunt Ren was indeed very kind to me when I was a child. It can be said that she made me feel like a breath of fresh air.
Although my father is hiding in the study to write reviews of porn movies, he doesn’t want to cause his death!
"How can I not be angry? You hurt my daughter like this and still have the nerve to call me aunt?"
By the way, Director Cao is the organizational director of this association, and my father is a senior commentator who publishes thoughtful comments on various porn films with connotation and soul.
"Dad, do you want to go against the will of God!? My son heard the sound of the porn! If I rape a female classmate in school, it will be your responsibility!"
"Actually, I am indeed a bad-behaved, ungrateful scumbag who specializes in playing tricks on naive and ignorant girls. But if you want to blame me, you can only blame your daughter's low IQ for having to send her to your door!"
The "HHH Club" that my father attended last time seemed to have set up an illegal server on the Internet, specifically uploading a large number of pornographic films and pornographic games for members to download.
If Aunt Ren, who loves her daughter so much, doesn't pay attention to the severity of her actions, our lives will be at stake here!
Fortunately, the father in the study changed to another movie to watch. The default volume of this movie was relatively loud and could be vaguely heard in the living room.
"Just acknowledge your mistake and pay attention next time."
I don't know what Aunt Ren means by "hurting her daughter like this", but it is true that I have been bullying Xiaoqin in school recently.
"You think you are great, don't you? Because my daughter is leaning against you, you don't know how to cherish it, right? She hides in her room and cries every day after being bullied by you. As a mother, I feel like a knife after hearing this. ah!"
What is different from others is that this association is a non-profit organization. The cost of setting up the server is paid for by Director Cao and the president Shenlong. They are not keen on expanding the scale of the organization and review the qualifications of new members. Very harsh.
And Aunt Ren’s voice sounds a little weird? Is it because of fatigue and anger? Why does it feel much hoarse than what I heard the day before? It's a bit like deliberately holding your throat while pronouncing it!
"You bastard, you actually have the nerve to call!?"
"Are you still talking about me? Didn't you pretend to be someone else first? You also let me call you Auntie Ren so many times. You must have taken advantage of me enough! And who is married to you!"
Should I just hang up the phone without saying a word? That also seems like I have no courage!
The "HHH Club" that my father attended last time seemed to have set up an illegal server on the Internet, specifically uploading a large number of pornographic films and pornographic games for members to download.
"Auntie, don't be angry yet..."
"Eh? Aunt Ren, what did you say?"
Before I had time to think about it, Aunt Ren said in rapid succession:
"Why, is classmate Ye Lin afraid of my mother? Wasn't she very good to you when you were a child?"
Aunt Ren's reaction was so intense that it was beyond my expectation.
Aunt Ren, you still have the nerve to say it! Your daughter took all the candied haws you gave me! If you really want me to eat, just watch me eat from the side! As soon as you left, Xiaoqin's true colors were revealed!
"I don't care! Anyway, I just recorded the phone call between us! I will show the recording to my mother now!"
"You bastard, you actually have the nerve to call!?"
I decided to give Xiaoqin a call when I went home in the evening.
Before I had time to think about it, Aunt Ren said in rapid succession:
The "HHH Club" that my father attended last time seemed to have set up an illegal server on the Internet, specifically uploading a large number of pornographic films and pornographic games for members to download.
"You think you are great, don't you? Because my daughter is leaning against you, you don't know how to cherish it, right? She hides in her room and cries every day after being bullied by you. As a mother, I feel like a knife after hearing this. ah!"
The person on the phone obviously didn't expect me to be so shameless and didn't know how to respond.
"Just acknowledge your mistake and pay attention next time."
"Yes, I'm sorry, Aunt Ren, I, I didn't mean to bully Xiaoqin... If she comes to school tomorrow, I will apologize to her in person!"
"Oh, also, you said that I have two different things, but I actually have my own reasons. Because your daughter is on her period, it is inconvenient for her to play, so I temporarily replaced her..."
"Hello, I am your daughter's classmate. My name is Ye Lin..."
Aunt Ren snorted proudly on the phone and seemed to be prepared to say:
Compared with the cruel oppression of the bully, Aunt Ren was indeed very kind to me when I was a child. It can be said that she made me feel like a breath of fresh air.
If dad answers her call and she talks to him on the phone, something will go wrong.
I angrily asked my father to turn down his voice. After all, it had a bad influence on me, an adolescent boy.
"Really?"
"Classmate Ye Lin, you are going too far! What if it is really my mother who answered the phone! If you leave such an impression on her, do you think she will agree to our marriage?"
Xiaoqin, who played her own mother, was so angry that she couldn't speak.
Fortunately, the father in the study changed to another movie to watch. The default volume of this movie was relatively loud and could be vaguely heard in the living room.
Fortunately, the father in the study changed to another movie to watch. The default volume of this movie was relatively loud and could be vaguely heard in the living room.
Aunt Ren's words suddenly stopped being hoarse at all, and contained a mischievous and smug tone that was seriously inconsistent with her age.
Eh? I was unprepared for such a skill! I just admitted on the phone that I was playing tricks on Xiaoqin! If Aunt Ren really misunderstands, my house will become a slaughterhouse!
What to do? What to do? What to do? Suddenly I have to talk to Aunt Ren! I'm not mentally prepared yet!
The "HHH Club" that my father attended last time seemed to have set up an illegal server on the Internet, specifically uploading a large number of pornographic films and pornographic games for members to download.
Damn, Aunt Ren, you are so free! Even though you are so busy on set, you still have time to play pinball on your laptop? And the metaphor of a parallelogram is too much! After all, I am a human being, not a robot!
But times have changed, no matter how popular I was when I was a child, now once she hears that I have played with her baby daughter, Aunt Ren will immediately get angry and kill me, right
Don't accuse people unfairly! What pervert would make a phone call to a female classmate while watching porn and masturbating! (Maybe Eunuch Cao can do it) The person watching porn movies is my dad! But it’s too embarrassing to tell the truth to Xiaoqin!
Compared with the cruel oppression of the bully, Aunt Ren was indeed very kind to me when I was a child. It can be said that she made me feel like a breath of fresh air.
But her next sentence immediately returned to normal.
"Thankfully I gave you candied haws of sugarcane when I was a kid!"
To be able to say such ignorant words, this Aunt Ren is definitely Xiaoqin pretending to be her!
Xiaoqin exclaimed in surprise and shouted in a tone that sounded like the sky was falling:
If Aunt Ren, who loves her daughter so much, doesn't pay attention to the severity of her actions, our lives will be at stake here!
I pretended that I was not ashamed of watching porn, but instead felt proud of it. In fact, I hated my dad so much that I wanted to rush into the study and unplug the computer right away.
"Hello?"
Xiaoqin, who played her own mother, was so angry that she couldn't speak.
"Really?"
"Hmph, you men always say one thing and do another! Do you still want to continue to deceive our family, Xiaoqin, with a few innocuous lies? Our family is not as easy to bully as you think!"
"You think you are great, don't you? Because my daughter is leaning against you, you don't know how to cherish it, right? She hides in her room and cries every day after being bullied by you. As a mother, I feel like a knife after hearing this. ah!"
But her next sentence immediately returned to normal.
My heart skipped a beat. If Aunt Ren came to my house to question me, with her former world champion strength, my dad and I would definitely lie down!
Should I just hang up the phone without saying a word? That also seems like I have no courage!
I decided to give Xiaoqin a call when I went home in the evening.
But Aunt Ren was unyielding and kept accusing me of bad conduct and a repulsive appearance. It soon escalated from a matter-of-fact statement to a personal attack.
your sister! It turns out that you still wanted me to be your boyfriend, but it turned into marriage without meeting the conditions in one day! Even if I agree, the national law will not allow two 14-year-old junior high school students to go through the marriage procedures!
If dad answers her call and she talks to him on the phone, something will go wrong.
your sister! It turns out that you still wanted me to be your boyfriend, but it turned into marriage without meeting the conditions in one day! Even if I agree, the national law will not allow two 14-year-old junior high school students to go through the marriage procedures!
If Aunt Ren, who loves her daughter so much, doesn't pay attention to the severity of her actions, our lives will be at stake here!
"I don't care! Anyway, I just recorded the phone call between us! I will show the recording to my mother now!"
"Haha, Aunt Ren, you really know how to joke! You just played with your daughter and you want to force me to get married?"
Although my father is hiding in the study to write reviews of porn movies, he doesn’t want to cause his death!
I pretended that I was not ashamed of watching porn, but instead felt proud of it. In fact, I hated my dad so much that I wanted to rush into the study and unplug the computer right away.
Aunt Ren, you still have the nerve to say it! Your daughter took all the candied haws you gave me! If you really want me to eat, just watch me eat from the side! As soon as you left, Xiaoqin's true colors were revealed!
"Dad, do you want to go against the will of God!? My son heard the sound of the porn! If I rape a female classmate in school, it will be your responsibility!"
It's hateful, but if you expose Xiaoqin immediately, wouldn't it give her an advantage
So I quickly asked Aunt Ren for forgiveness and said a lot of nice things on the phone.
"I told you that as soon as the police station opens tomorrow morning, you two will go get your marriage certificate from me!"
"Hmph, you men always say one thing and do another! Do you still want to continue to deceive our family, Xiaoqin, with a few innocuous lies? Our family is not as easy to bully as you think!"
Like "I bullied Xiaoqin because I have a historical shadow, and I regretted it later..."
"How can I not be angry? You hurt my daughter like this and still have the nerve to call me aunt?"
"Actually, I am indeed a bad-behaved, ungrateful scumbag who specializes in playing tricks on naive and ignorant girls. But if you want to blame me, you can only blame your daughter's low IQ for having to send her to your door!"
Although she still called her Aunt Ren, her tone was no longer timid or frightened.
Xiaoqin exclaimed in surprise and shouted in a tone that sounded like the sky was falling:
"Classmate Ye Lin, I didn't notice that you were so horny. It's all my responsibility... However, if you leave me alone to watch porn, I will feel very uncomfortable after knowing it... Next time, next time, can you follow me? Shall I watch it together?"
He also said that I didn’t know how to show mercy to others, that I was rude and ungrateful.
And "Xiaoqin said she wanted me to be her boyfriend, which made me feel at a loss. Are we too young..."
"Can you please stop talking about playing around with these two words? How can you agree not to show the recording to Aunt Ren?"
"Hello, I am your daughter's classmate. My name is Ye Lin..."
Should I just hang up the phone without saying a word? That also seems like I have no courage!
She said that my narrow eyes looked like parallelograms, and the little eyeballs moved around inside like they were playing a Windows pinball game.
And it’s your daughter who keeps pestering me! He has ravaged me for so many years as a little bully, and now he has adopted new tricks to destroy me for the rest of my life! Why should I, the victim, feel uneasy
Aunt Ren, you still have the nerve to say it! Your daughter took all the candied haws you gave me! If you really want me to eat, just watch me eat from the side! As soon as you left, Xiaoqin's true colors were revealed!
"How can I not be angry? You hurt my daughter like this and still have the nerve to call me aunt?"
But Aunt Ren was unyielding and kept accusing me of bad conduct and a repulsive appearance. It soon escalated from a matter-of-fact statement to a personal attack.
I don't know what Aunt Ren means by "hurting her daughter like this", but it is true that I have been bullying Xiaoqin in school recently.
What to do? What to do? What to do? Suddenly I have to talk to Aunt Ren! I'm not mentally prepared yet!
And "Xiaoqin said she wanted me to be her boyfriend, which made me feel at a loss. Are we too young..."
"Thankfully I gave you candied haws of sugarcane when I was a kid!"
Finally, he said: "You Chen Shimei, you already have my daughter and you still want to have two things!"
She said that my narrow eyes looked like parallelograms, and the little eyeballs moved around inside like they were playing a Windows pinball game.
"Hello, I am your daughter's classmate. My name is Ye Lin..."
The phone rang 5 or 6 times before someone picked up the phone. It was a rather lackluster, slightly hoarse female voice.
Damn, Aunt Ren, you are so free! Even though you are so busy on set, you still have time to play pinball on your laptop? And the metaphor of a parallelogram is too much! After all, I am a human being, not a robot!
"Eh? Aunt Ren, what did you say?"
"Don't, don't! Xiaoqin, don't be impulsive, let's talk carefully if we have something to say!"
By the way, Director Cao is the organizational director of this association, and my father is a senior commentator who publishes thoughtful comments on various porn films with connotation and soul.
Your sister’s marriage certificate! Your sister's police station! Marriage certificates must be obtained at the Civil Affairs Bureau! Moreover, the police station is manned 24 hours a day, so there is no problem of whether it can be opened or not!
Although my father is hiding in the study to write reviews of porn movies, he doesn’t want to cause his death!
The more I heard, the more something seemed wrong, so I asked tentatively:
The more I heard, the more something seemed wrong, so I asked tentatively:
Fortunately, the father in the study changed to another movie to watch. The default volume of this movie was relatively loud and could be vaguely heard in the living room.
He also said that I didn’t know how to show mercy to others, that I was rude and ungrateful.
He also said that I didn’t know how to show mercy to others, that I was rude and ungrateful.
Xiaoqin exclaimed in surprise and shouted in a tone that sounded like the sky was falling:
But times have changed, no matter how popular I was when I was a child, now once she hears that I have played with her baby daughter, Aunt Ren will immediately get angry and kill me, right
So I quickly asked Aunt Ren for forgiveness and said a lot of nice things on the phone.
"Thankfully I gave you candied haws of sugarcane when I was a kid!"
"Are you still talking about me? Didn't you pretend to be someone else first? You also let me call you Auntie Ren so many times. You must have taken advantage of me enough! And who is married to you!"
If dad answers her call and she talks to him on the phone, something will go wrong.
Your sister’s marriage certificate! Your sister's police station! Marriage certificates must be obtained at the Civil Affairs Bureau! Moreover, the police station is manned 24 hours a day, so there is no problem of whether it can be opened or not!
Aunt Ren, you still have the nerve to say it! Your daughter took all the candied haws you gave me! If you really want me to eat, just watch me eat from the side! As soon as you left, Xiaoqin's true colors were revealed!
I decided to give Xiaoqin a call when I went home in the evening.
Although she still called her Aunt Ren, her tone was no longer timid or frightened.
Should I just hang up the phone without saying a word? That also seems like I have no courage!
Finally, he said: "You Chen Shimei, you already have my daughter and you still want to have two things!"
Although she still called her Aunt Ren, her tone was no longer timid or frightened.
"Haha, Aunt Ren, you really know how to joke! You just played with your daughter and you want to force me to get married?"
Aunt Ren, you still have the nerve to say it! Your daughter took all the candied haws you gave me! If you really want me to eat, just watch me eat from the side! As soon as you left, Xiaoqin's true colors were revealed!
Xiaoqin exclaimed in surprise and shouted in a tone that sounded like the sky was falling:
The more I heard, the more something seemed wrong, so I asked tentatively:
"I don't care! Anyway, I just recorded the phone call between us! I will show the recording to my mother now!"
I decided to give Xiaoqin a call when I went home in the evening.
The person on the phone obviously didn't expect me to be so shameless and didn't know how to respond.
"Oh, also, you said that I have two different things, but I actually have my own reasons. Because your daughter is on her period, it is inconvenient for her to play, so I temporarily replaced her..."
"You think you are great, don't you? Because my daughter is leaning against you, you don't know how to cherish it, right? She hides in her room and cries every day after being bullied by you. As a mother, I feel like a knife after hearing this. ah!"
I angrily asked my father to turn down his voice. After all, it had a bad influence on me, an adolescent boy.
By the way, Director Cao is the organizational director of this association, and my father is a senior commentator who publishes thoughtful comments on various porn films with connotation and soul.
"Then what should I do to satisfy you, Aunt Ren?"
In his words, he wants to carefully analyze and evaluate the progress and shortcomings of domestic pornographic movies.
"You bastard, you actually have the nerve to call!?"
"Then what should I do to satisfy you, Aunt Ren?"
Should I just hang up the phone without saying a word? That also seems like I have no courage!
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The phone rang 5 or 6 times before someone picked up the phone. It was a rather lackluster, slightly hoarse female voice.
Aunt Ren snorted proudly on the phone and seemed to be prepared to say:
As soon as I reported my name, the voice on the other side immediately became very angry:
But if I don't call her first, she will most likely call me at home.
"If you want me not to be angry, unless... unless you two go to get a marriage certificate tomorrow!"
To be able to say such ignorant words, this Aunt Ren is definitely Xiaoqin pretending to be her!
Before I had time to think about it, Aunt Ren said in rapid succession:
I was choked by Xiaoqin's unreasonable request and was speechless for a while, and both sides of the phone fell into temporary silence.
To be able to say such ignorant words, this Aunt Ren is definitely Xiaoqin pretending to be her!
After a complicated psychological struggle, I decided to face Aunt Ren bravely. Anyway, I overheard the conversation between mother and daughter at Xiaoqin's house last time. Judging from the conversation, Aunt Ren seemed to have known about my existence for a long time.
"How can I not be angry? You hurt my daughter like this and still have the nerve to call me aunt?"
I cleared my throat and said in a rogue tone:
She said that my narrow eyes looked like parallelograms, and the little eyeballs moved around inside like they were playing a Windows pinball game.
"Eh? Aunt Ren, what did you say?"
Don't accuse people unfairly! What pervert would make a phone call to a female classmate while watching porn and masturbating! (Maybe Eunuch Cao can do it) The person watching porn movies is my dad! But it’s too embarrassing to tell the truth to Xiaoqin!
I was choked by Xiaoqin's unreasonable request and was speechless for a while, and both sides of the phone fell into temporary silence.
Fortunately, the father in the study changed to another movie to watch. The default volume of this movie was relatively loud and could be vaguely heard in the living room.
Xiaoqin was speechless by my question.
"Can you please stop talking about playing around with these two words? How can you agree not to show the recording to Aunt Ren?"
"I told you that as soon as the police station opens tomorrow morning, you two will go get your marriage certificate from me!"
She said that my narrow eyes looked like parallelograms, and the little eyeballs moved around inside like they were playing a Windows pinball game.
She said that my narrow eyes looked like parallelograms, and the little eyeballs moved around inside like they were playing a Windows pinball game.
"I don't care! Anyway, I just recorded the phone call between us! I will show the recording to my mother now!"
"I told you that as soon as the police station opens tomorrow morning, you two will go get your marriage certificate from me!"
Fortunately, the father in the study changed to another movie to watch. The default volume of this movie was relatively loud and could be vaguely heard in the living room.
"Eh? Aunt Ren, what did you say?"
"Oh, also, you said that I have two different things, but I actually have my own reasons. Because your daughter is on her period, it is inconvenient for her to play, so I temporarily replaced her..."
It’s not like I haven’t seen her for a day, I miss her a little bit.
Your sister’s marriage certificate! Your sister's police station! Marriage certificates must be obtained at the Civil Affairs Bureau! Moreover, the police station is manned 24 hours a day, so there is no problem of whether it can be opened or not!
I cleared my throat and said in a rogue tone:
What to do? What to do? What to do? Suddenly I have to talk to Aunt Ren! I'm not mentally prepared yet!
To be able to say such ignorant words, this Aunt Ren is definitely Xiaoqin pretending to be her!
"Auntie, don't be angry yet..."
"Hello?"
"Then what should I do to satisfy you, Aunt Ren?"
Although my father is hiding in the study to write reviews of porn movies, he doesn’t want to cause his death!
After a complicated psychological struggle, I decided to face Aunt Ren bravely. Anyway, I overheard the conversation between mother and daughter at Xiaoqin's house last time. Judging from the conversation, Aunt Ren seemed to have known about my existence for a long time.
The phone rang 5 or 6 times before someone picked up the phone. It was a rather lackluster, slightly hoarse female voice.
Although she still called her Aunt Ren, her tone was no longer timid or frightened.
"Oh, also, you said that I have two different things, but I actually have my own reasons. Because your daughter is on her period, it is inconvenient for her to play, so I temporarily replaced her..."
You have lied to me for so long. Sure enough, I am still too afraid of Aunt Ren! When I get nervous, I completely forget to distinguish between true and false!
In his words, he wants to carefully analyze and evaluate the progress and shortcomings of domestic pornographic movies.
"Just acknowledge your mistake and pay attention next time."
"Classmate Ye Lin, I didn't notice that you were so horny. It's all my responsibility... However, if you leave me alone to watch porn, I will feel very uncomfortable after knowing it... Next time, next time, can you follow me? Shall I watch it together?"
"You think you are great, don't you? Because my daughter is leaning against you, you don't know how to cherish it, right? She hides in her room and cries every day after being bullied by you. As a mother, I feel like a knife after hearing this. ah!"
"Just acknowledge your mistake and pay attention next time."
The person who answered the phone only said "Hello" in a very low volume. It was really hard to tell whether it was the mother or the daughter!
Aunt Ren's reaction was so intense that it was beyond my expectation.
It's hateful, but if you expose Xiaoqin immediately, wouldn't it give her an advantage
"You're just afraid! You feel guilty because you played a trick on me, right?"
"Yes, I'm sorry, Aunt Ren, I, I didn't mean to bully Xiaoqin... If she comes to school tomorrow, I will apologize to her in person!"
I decided to roll with the punches and continue to play the role-playing game with her.
To be able to say such ignorant words, this Aunt Ren is definitely Xiaoqin pretending to be her!
"Oh, also, you said that I have two different things, but I actually have my own reasons. Because your daughter is on her period, it is inconvenient for her to play, so I temporarily replaced her..."
But if I don't call her first, she will most likely call me at home.
"Just acknowledge your mistake and pay attention next time."
"Dad, do you want to go against the will of God!? My son heard the sound of the porn! If I rape a female classmate in school, it will be your responsibility!"
But times have changed, no matter how popular I was when I was a child, now once she hears that I have played with her baby daughter, Aunt Ren will immediately get angry and kill me, right
Although she still called her Aunt Ren, her tone was no longer timid or frightened.
After a complicated psychological struggle, I decided to face Aunt Ren bravely. Anyway, I overheard the conversation between mother and daughter at Xiaoqin's house last time. Judging from the conversation, Aunt Ren seemed to have known about my existence for a long time.
Aunt Ren's reaction was so intense that it was beyond my expectation.
What is different from others is that this association is a non-profit organization. The cost of setting up the server is paid for by Director Cao and the president Shenlong. They are not keen on expanding the scale of the organization and review the qualifications of new members. Very harsh.
Fortunately, the father in the study changed to another movie to watch. The default volume of this movie was relatively loud and could be vaguely heard in the living room.
I cleared my throat and said in a rogue tone:
"Don't, don't! Xiaoqin, don't be impulsive, let's talk carefully if we have something to say!"
Aunt Ren snorted proudly on the phone and seemed to be prepared to say:
"Just acknowledge your mistake and pay attention next time."
Fortunately, the father in the study changed to another movie to watch. The default volume of this movie was relatively loud and could be vaguely heard in the living room.
But her next sentence immediately returned to normal.
Fortunately, the father in the study changed to another movie to watch. The default volume of this movie was relatively loud and could be vaguely heard in the living room.
But times have changed, no matter how popular I was when I was a child, now once she hears that I have played with her baby daughter, Aunt Ren will immediately get angry and kill me, right
"Don't, don't! Xiaoqin, don't be impulsive, let's talk carefully if we have something to say!"
"Haha, Aunt Ren, you really know how to joke! You just played with your daughter and you want to force me to get married?"
"Eh? Aunt Ren, what did you say?"
"Classmate Ye Lin, what are you doing! I just didn't come to school for a day, are you going to watch that kind of movie to solve the problem?"
Aunt Ren's words suddenly stopped being hoarse at all, and contained a mischievous and smug tone that was seriously inconsistent with her age.
Should I just hang up the phone without saying a word? That also seems like I have no courage!
"Are you still talking about me? Didn't you pretend to be someone else first? You also let me call you Auntie Ren so many times. You must have taken advantage of me enough! And who is married to you!"
"Hello?"
Xiaoqin exclaimed in surprise and shouted in a tone that sounded like the sky was falling:
The person on the phone obviously didn't expect me to be so shameless and didn't know how to respond.
"you you… "
If dad answers her call and she talks to him on the phone, something will go wrong.
If that's the case, then they are no different from ordinary pornographic websites. Sooner or later they will be cracked down by the public security organs, and everyone from the president to ordinary members will be put in cold handcuffs.
Is it my psychology? Why do you feel like you can still hear the obscene sounds coming from the study? It shouldn't matter, right? No one's hearing is that sensitive over the phone, right
"Actually, I am indeed a bad-behaved, ungrateful scumbag who specializes in playing tricks on naive and ignorant girls. But if you want to blame me, you can only blame your daughter's low IQ for having to send her to your door!"
And Aunt Ren’s voice sounds a little weird? Is it because of fatigue and anger? Why does it feel much hoarse than what I heard the day before? It's a bit like deliberately holding your throat while pronouncing it!
"You, you don't care about me! It's a waste of youth not to watch porn! Which man with normal physiology has never watched porn! By the way, this is my hobby! Didn't you say before that you want to support my interest? Hobby?"
I cleared my throat and said in a rogue tone:
You have lied to me for so long. Sure enough, I am still too afraid of Aunt Ren! When I get nervous, I completely forget to distinguish between true and false!
Eh? I was unprepared for such a skill! I just admitted on the phone that I was playing tricks on Xiaoqin! If Aunt Ren really misunderstands, my house will become a slaughterhouse!
"Can you please stop talking about playing around with these two words? How can you agree not to show the recording to Aunt Ren?"
"Yes, I'm sorry, Aunt Ren, I, I didn't mean to bully Xiaoqin... If she comes to school tomorrow, I will apologize to her in person!"
"you you… "
Fortunately, the father in the study changed to another movie to watch. The default volume of this movie was relatively loud and could be vaguely heard in the living room.
"Dad, do you want to go against the will of God!? My son heard the sound of the porn! If I rape a female classmate in school, it will be your responsibility!"
Xiaoqin exclaimed in surprise and shouted in a tone that sounded like the sky was falling:
"Auntie, don't be angry yet..."
The "HHH Club" that my father attended last time seemed to have set up an illegal server on the Internet, specifically uploading a large number of pornographic films and pornographic games for members to download.
The more I heard, the more something seemed wrong, so I asked tentatively:
Your sister’s marriage certificate! Your sister's police station! Marriage certificates must be obtained at the Civil Affairs Bureau! Moreover, the police station is manned 24 hours a day, so there is no problem of whether it can be opened or not!
Xiaoqin exclaimed in surprise and shouted in a tone that sounded like the sky was falling:
Xiaoqin, who played her own mother, was so angry that she couldn't speak.
After dinner, my father locked himself in the study room. While responding to customer inquiries from the Taobao store, he played the "Beijing Fever" series of short movies self-filmed by netizens at a high volume.
I was choked by Xiaoqin's unreasonable request and was speechless for a while, and both sides of the phone fell into temporary silence.
"Classmate Ye Lin, you are going too far! What if it is really my mother who answered the phone! If you leave such an impression on her, do you think she will agree to our marriage?"
I angrily asked my father to turn down his voice. After all, it had a bad influence on me, an adolescent boy.
"Why, is classmate Ye Lin afraid of my mother? Wasn't she very good to you when you were a child?"
"Auntie, don't be angry yet..."
"Oh, also, you said that I have two different things, but I actually have my own reasons. Because your daughter is on her period, it is inconvenient for her to play, so I temporarily replaced her..."
The phone rang 5 or 6 times before someone picked up the phone. It was a rather lackluster, slightly hoarse female voice.
"you you… "
"Hello?"
Like "I bullied Xiaoqin because I have a historical shadow, and I regretted it later..."
If Aunt Ren, who loves her daughter so much, doesn't pay attention to the severity of her actions, our lives will be at stake here!
Xiaoqin finally couldn't help but burst out:
"Then what should I do to satisfy you, Aunt Ren?"
I decided to roll with the punches and continue to play the role-playing game with her.
"Classmate Ye Lin, you are going too far! What if it is really my mother who answered the phone! If you leave such an impression on her, do you think she will agree to our marriage?"
The person who answered the phone only said "Hello" in a very low volume. It was really hard to tell whether it was the mother or the daughter!
"Dad, do you want to go against the will of God!? My son heard the sound of the porn! If I rape a female classmate in school, it will be your responsibility!"
"Are you still talking about me? Didn't you pretend to be someone else first? You also let me call you Auntie Ren so many times. You must have taken advantage of me enough! And who is married to you!"
"Yes, I'm sorry, Aunt Ren, I, I didn't mean to bully Xiaoqin... If she comes to school tomorrow, I will apologize to her in person!"
Although she still called her Aunt Ren, her tone was no longer timid or frightened.
And it’s your daughter who keeps pestering me! He has ravaged me for so many years as a little bully, and now he has adopted new tricks to destroy me for the rest of my life! Why should I, the victim, feel uneasy
"Just acknowledge your mistake and pay attention next time."
The more I heard, the more something seemed wrong, so I asked tentatively:
"Hello?"
Before I had time to think about it, Aunt Ren said in rapid succession:
Compared with the cruel oppression of the bully, Aunt Ren was indeed very kind to me when I was a child. It can be said that she made me feel like a breath of fresh air.
"I don't care! Anyway, I just recorded the phone call between us! I will show the recording to my mother now!"
I was choked by Xiaoqin's unreasonable request and was speechless for a while, and both sides of the phone fell into temporary silence.
"Are you still talking about me? Didn't you pretend to be someone else first? You also let me call you Auntie Ren so many times. You must have taken advantage of me enough! And who is married to you!"
Eh? I was unprepared for such a skill! I just admitted on the phone that I was playing tricks on Xiaoqin! If Aunt Ren really misunderstands, my house will become a slaughterhouse!
Xiaoqin exclaimed in surprise and shouted in a tone that sounded like the sky was falling:
I angrily asked my father to turn down his voice. After all, it had a bad influence on me, an adolescent boy.
Eh? I was unprepared for such a skill! I just admitted on the phone that I was playing tricks on Xiaoqin! If Aunt Ren really misunderstands, my house will become a slaughterhouse!
"Can you please stop talking about playing around with these two words? How can you agree not to show the recording to Aunt Ren?"
And Aunt Ren’s voice sounds a little weird? Is it because of fatigue and anger? Why does it feel much hoarse than what I heard the day before? It's a bit like deliberately holding your throat while pronouncing it!
Fortunately, the father in the study changed to another movie to watch. The default volume of this movie was relatively loud and could be vaguely heard in the living room.
I don't know what Aunt Ren means by "hurting her daughter like this", but it is true that I have been bullying Xiaoqin in school recently.
"Don't, don't! Xiaoqin, don't be impulsive, let's talk carefully if we have something to say!"
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You have lied to me for so long. Sure enough, I am still too afraid of Aunt Ren! When I get nervous, I completely forget to distinguish between true and false!
"How can I not be angry? You hurt my daughter like this and still have the nerve to call me aunt?"
"Haha, Aunt Ren, you really know how to joke! You just played with your daughter and you want to force me to get married?"
Fortunately, the father in the study changed to another movie to watch. The default volume of this movie was relatively loud and could be vaguely heard in the living room.
"Thankfully I gave you candied haws of sugarcane when I was a kid!"
"Why, is classmate Ye Lin afraid of my mother? Wasn't she very good to you when you were a child?"
Aunt Ren's words suddenly stopped being hoarse at all, and contained a mischievous and smug tone that was seriously inconsistent with her age.
I decided to roll with the punches and continue to play the role-playing game with her.
"Can you please stop talking about playing around with these two words? How can you agree not to show the recording to Aunt Ren?"
Xiaoqin finally couldn't help but burst out:
And it’s your daughter who keeps pestering me! He has ravaged me for so many years as a little bully, and now he has adopted new tricks to destroy me for the rest of my life! Why should I, the victim, feel uneasy
Compared with the cruel oppression of the bully, Aunt Ren was indeed very kind to me when I was a child. It can be said that she made me feel like a breath of fresh air.
If that's the case, then they are no different from ordinary pornographic websites. Sooner or later they will be cracked down by the public security organs, and everyone from the president to ordinary members will be put in cold handcuffs.
You have lied to me for so long. Sure enough, I am still too afraid of Aunt Ren! When I get nervous, I completely forget to distinguish between true and false!
"Are you still talking about me? Didn't you pretend to be someone else first? You also let me call you Auntie Ren so many times. You must have taken advantage of me enough! And who is married to you!"
Compared with the cruel oppression of the bully, Aunt Ren was indeed very kind to me when I was a child. It can be said that she made me feel like a breath of fresh air.
But times have changed, no matter how popular I was when I was a child, now once she hears that I have played with her baby daughter, Aunt Ren will immediately get angry and kill me, right
She said that my narrow eyes looked like parallelograms, and the little eyeballs moved around inside like they were playing a Windows pinball game.
But Aunt Ren was unyielding and kept accusing me of bad conduct and a repulsive appearance. It soon escalated from a matter-of-fact statement to a personal attack.
It’s not like I haven’t seen her for a day, I miss her a little bit.
"I can't say I'm afraid, I'm just embarrassed that Aunt Ren heard those jokes..."
"Actually, I am indeed a bad-behaved, ungrateful scumbag who specializes in playing tricks on naive and ignorant girls. But if you want to blame me, you can only blame your daughter's low IQ for having to send her to your door!"
If that's the case, then they are no different from ordinary pornographic websites. Sooner or later they will be cracked down by the public security organs, and everyone from the president to ordinary members will be put in cold handcuffs.
your sister! It turns out that you still wanted me to be your boyfriend, but it turned into marriage without meeting the conditions in one day! Even if I agree, the national law will not allow two 14-year-old junior high school students to go through the marriage procedures!
"Hmph, you men always say one thing and do another! Do you still want to continue to deceive our family, Xiaoqin, with a few innocuous lies? Our family is not as easy to bully as you think!"
"You're just afraid! You feel guilty because you played a trick on me, right?"
"Thankfully I gave you candied haws of sugarcane when I was a kid!"
If that's the case, then they are no different from ordinary pornographic websites. Sooner or later they will be cracked down by the public security organs, and everyone from the president to ordinary members will be put in cold handcuffs.
By the way, Director Cao is the organizational director of this association, and my father is a senior commentator who publishes thoughtful comments on various porn films with connotation and soul.
I angrily asked my father to turn down his voice. After all, it had a bad influence on me, an adolescent boy.
"Thankfully I gave you candied haws of sugarcane when I was a kid!"
Finally, he said: "You Chen Shimei, you already have my daughter and you still want to have two things!"
"Can you please stop talking about playing around with these two words? How can you agree not to show the recording to Aunt Ren?"
Although she still called her Aunt Ren, her tone was no longer timid or frightened.
What is different from others is that this association is a non-profit organization. The cost of setting up the server is paid for by Director Cao and the president Shenlong. They are not keen on expanding the scale of the organization and review the qualifications of new members. Very harsh.
"Hello, I am your daughter's classmate. My name is Ye Lin..."
"Get married! If you marry me, I won't be angry!"
"Why, is classmate Ye Lin afraid of my mother? Wasn't she very good to you when you were a child?"
I don't know what Aunt Ren means by "hurting her daughter like this", but it is true that I have been bullying Xiaoqin in school recently.
To be able to say such ignorant words, this Aunt Ren is definitely Xiaoqin pretending to be her!
your sister! It turns out that you still wanted me to be your boyfriend, but it turned into marriage without meeting the conditions in one day! Even if I agree, the national law will not allow two 14-year-old junior high school students to go through the marriage procedures!
"Hmph, you men always say one thing and do another! Do you still want to continue to deceive our family, Xiaoqin, with a few innocuous lies? Our family is not as easy to bully as you think!"
The "HHH Club" that my father attended last time seemed to have set up an illegal server on the Internet, specifically uploading a large number of pornographic films and pornographic games for members to download.
"Dad, do you want to go against the will of God!? My son heard the sound of the porn! If I rape a female classmate in school, it will be your responsibility!"
Aunt Ren snorted proudly on the phone and seemed to be prepared to say:
I was choked by Xiaoqin's unreasonable request and was speechless for a while, and both sides of the phone fell into temporary silence.
But if I don't call her first, she will most likely call me at home.
After a complicated psychological struggle, I decided to face Aunt Ren bravely. Anyway, I overheard the conversation between mother and daughter at Xiaoqin's house last time. Judging from the conversation, Aunt Ren seemed to have known about my existence for a long time.
"Just acknowledge your mistake and pay attention next time."
It's hateful, but if you expose Xiaoqin immediately, wouldn't it give her an advantage
I decided to roll with the punches and continue to play the role-playing game with her.
"Get married! If you marry me, I won't be angry!"
Xiaoqin finally couldn't help but burst out:
"Can you please stop talking about playing around with these two words? How can you agree not to show the recording to Aunt Ren?"
Fortunately, the father in the study changed to another movie to watch. The default volume of this movie was relatively loud and could be vaguely heard in the living room.
In his words, he wants to carefully analyze and evaluate the progress and shortcomings of domestic pornographic movies.
Xiaoqin, who played her own mother, was so angry that she couldn't speak.
your sister! It turns out that you still wanted me to be your boyfriend, but it turned into marriage without meeting the conditions in one day! Even if I agree, the national law will not allow two 14-year-old junior high school students to go through the marriage procedures!
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"You bastard, you actually have the nerve to call!?"
"You're just afraid! You feel guilty because you played a trick on me, right?"
Xiaoqin exclaimed in surprise and shouted in a tone that sounded like the sky was falling:
"I told you that as soon as the police station opens tomorrow morning, you two will go get your marriage certificate from me!"
But Aunt Ren was unyielding and kept accusing me of bad conduct and a repulsive appearance. It soon escalated from a matter-of-fact statement to a personal attack.
He also said that I didn’t know how to show mercy to others, that I was rude and ungrateful.
And it’s your daughter who keeps pestering me! He has ravaged me for so many years as a little bully, and now he has adopted new tricks to destroy me for the rest of my life! Why should I, the victim, feel uneasy
So I quickly asked Aunt Ren for forgiveness and said a lot of nice things on the phone.
Xiaoqin, who played her own mother, was so angry that she couldn't speak.
The more I heard, the more something seemed wrong, so I asked tentatively:
"Eh? Aunt Ren, what did you say?"
"Classmate Ye Lin, what are you doing! I just didn't come to school for a day, are you going to watch that kind of movie to solve the problem?"
Damn, Aunt Ren, you are so free! Even though you are so busy on set, you still have time to play pinball on your laptop? And the metaphor of a parallelogram is too much! After all, I am a human being, not a robot!
"Why, is classmate Ye Lin afraid of my mother? Wasn't she very good to you when you were a child?"
I was choked by Xiaoqin's unreasonable request and was speechless for a while, and both sides of the phone fell into temporary silence.
Your sister’s marriage certificate! Your sister's police station! Marriage certificates must be obtained at the Civil Affairs Bureau! Moreover, the police station is manned 24 hours a day, so there is no problem of whether it can be opened or not!
Like "I bullied Xiaoqin because I have a historical shadow, and I regretted it later..."
"Actually, I am indeed a bad-behaved, ungrateful scumbag who specializes in playing tricks on naive and ignorant girls. But if you want to blame me, you can only blame your daughter's low IQ for having to send her to your door!"
"You're just afraid! You feel guilty because you played a trick on me, right?"
"Haha, Aunt Ren, you really know how to joke! You just played with your daughter and you want to force me to get married?"
Don't accuse people unfairly! What pervert would make a phone call to a female classmate while watching porn and masturbating! (Maybe Eunuch Cao can do it) The person watching porn movies is my dad! But it’s too embarrassing to tell the truth to Xiaoqin!
I decided to give Xiaoqin a call when I went home in the evening.
She said that my narrow eyes looked like parallelograms, and the little eyeballs moved around inside like they were playing a Windows pinball game.
"I told you that as soon as the police station opens tomorrow morning, you two will go get your marriage certificate from me!"
"Well... I'm sorry, I was wrong."
Xiaoqin finally couldn't help but burst out:
Finally, he said: "You Chen Shimei, you already have my daughter and you still want to have two things!"
"You, you don't care about me! It's a waste of youth not to watch porn! Which man with normal physiology has never watched porn! By the way, this is my hobby! Didn't you say before that you want to support my interest? Hobby?"
I pretended that I was not ashamed of watching porn, but instead felt proud of it. In fact, I hated my dad so much that I wanted to rush into the study and unplug the computer right away.
"You, you don't care about me! It's a waste of youth not to watch porn! Which man with normal physiology has never watched porn! By the way, this is my hobby! Didn't you say before that you want to support my interest? Hobby?"
The "HHH Club" that my father attended last time seemed to have set up an illegal server on the Internet, specifically uploading a large number of pornographic films and pornographic games for members to download.
Don't accuse people unfairly! What pervert would make a phone call to a female classmate while watching porn and masturbating! (Maybe Eunuch Cao can do it) The person watching porn movies is my dad! But it’s too embarrassing to tell the truth to Xiaoqin!
Xiaoqin was speechless by my question.
He also said that I didn’t know how to show mercy to others, that I was rude and ungrateful.
But times have changed, no matter how popular I was when I was a child, now once she hears that I have played with her baby daughter, Aunt Ren will immediately get angry and kill me, right
"You, you don't care about me! It's a waste of youth not to watch porn! Which man with normal physiology has never watched porn! By the way, this is my hobby! Didn't you say before that you want to support my interest? Hobby?"
"Classmate Ye Lin, you are going too far! What if it is really my mother who answered the phone! If you leave such an impression on her, do you think she will agree to our marriage?"
Xiaoqin exclaimed in surprise and shouted in a tone that sounded like the sky was falling:
I was choked by Xiaoqin's unreasonable request and was speechless for a while, and both sides of the phone fell into temporary silence.
"I don't care! Anyway, I just recorded the phone call between us! I will show the recording to my mother now!"
What is different from others is that this association is a non-profit organization. The cost of setting up the server is paid for by Director Cao and the president Shenlong. They are not keen on expanding the scale of the organization and review the qualifications of new members. Very harsh.
"Well... I'm sorry, I was wrong."
I was choked by Xiaoqin's unreasonable request and was speechless for a while, and both sides of the phone fell into temporary silence.
Dad knowingly turned down the volume, and exhausted, I walked to the phone in the living room and dialed Xiaoqin's home phone number.
Dad knowingly turned down the volume, and exhausted, I walked to the phone in the living room and dialed Xiaoqin's home phone number.
"How can I not be angry? You hurt my daughter like this and still have the nerve to call me aunt?"
"Well... I'm sorry, I was wrong."
"I don't care! Anyway, I just recorded the phone call between us! I will show the recording to my mother now!"
Although my father is hiding in the study to write reviews of porn movies, he doesn’t want to cause his death!
"Just acknowledge your mistake and pay attention next time."
She said that my narrow eyes looked like parallelograms, and the little eyeballs moved around inside like they were playing a Windows pinball game.
Compared with the cruel oppression of the bully, Aunt Ren was indeed very kind to me when I was a child. It can be said that she made me feel like a breath of fresh air.
The person on the phone obviously didn't expect me to be so shameless and didn't know how to respond.
Is it my psychology? Why do you feel like you can still hear the obscene sounds coming from the study? It shouldn't matter, right? No one's hearing is that sensitive over the phone, right
"Really?"
I pretended that I was not ashamed of watching porn, but instead felt proud of it. In fact, I hated my dad so much that I wanted to rush into the study and unplug the computer right away.
"Actually, I am indeed a bad-behaved, ungrateful scumbag who specializes in playing tricks on naive and ignorant girls. But if you want to blame me, you can only blame your daughter's low IQ for having to send her to your door!"
The more I heard, the more something seemed wrong, so I asked tentatively:
"Yes, I'm sorry, Aunt Ren, I, I didn't mean to bully Xiaoqin... If she comes to school tomorrow, I will apologize to her in person!"
"You, you don't care about me! It's a waste of youth not to watch porn! Which man with normal physiology has never watched porn! By the way, this is my hobby! Didn't you say before that you want to support my interest? Hobby?"
"You think you are great, don't you? Because my daughter is leaning against you, you don't know how to cherish it, right? She hides in her room and cries every day after being bullied by you. As a mother, I feel like a knife after hearing this. ah!"
To be able to say such ignorant words, this Aunt Ren is definitely Xiaoqin pretending to be her!
"Then what should I do to satisfy you, Aunt Ren?"
"Classmate Ye Lin, I didn't notice that you were so horny. It's all my responsibility... However, if you leave me alone to watch porn, I will feel very uncomfortable after knowing it... Next time, next time, can you follow me? Shall I watch it together?"
The person who answered the phone only said "Hello" in a very low volume. It was really hard to tell whether it was the mother or the daughter!
After dinner, my father locked himself in the study room. While responding to customer inquiries from the Taobao store, he played the "Beijing Fever" series of short movies self-filmed by netizens at a high volume.
The "HHH Club" that my father attended last time seemed to have set up an illegal server on the Internet, specifically uploading a large number of pornographic films and pornographic games for members to download.