Who wants to watch porn movies with you? If Aunt Ren catches me watching porn with her daughter, my miserable 14-year-old life will end immediately!
Do I want to learn from Director Cao? Become a sentimental person (at least on the surface)? Then will Xiaoqin leave me automatically?
"Xiao Lin, the truth is everywhere. The key is whether you want to look for it or not. If you are determined to look for it, you can find the truth even in a cesspool."
Fortunately, Dad soon realized that he had turned up the volume too high and turned it down.
"How did you win?" I asked in surprise.
"By the way, after talking so much, I still haven't introduced myself! I am your future daughter-in-law..."
"Classmate Ye Lin, when I call you, what do you want me to call you?"
I didn’t understand this sentence, but it was cool, so I remembered it.
After she could no longer hear the pornographic sound, Xiaoqin's mood improved significantly.
The only question is, how do I play myself as a playboy? Since I am so carefree, I should have three wives and four concubines surrounding me, I should have a harem!
I said I don’t know how to do alchemy, and I don’t have an arm or a leg, or a younger brother to use as a sacrifice, so where can I find the truth?
"I'm just telling you! With me as my girlfriend, classmate Ye Lin doesn't need to use porn films at all!"
Who is masturbating just to the sound of your voice? You think your home phone is the midnight porn line!
"How did you win?" I asked in surprise.
No one called you! What we were just discussing was someone else’s father! Hurry up and go back to the study to watch your porn!
That is: Why did his mother leave him?
The enemy may be able to change your destiny and maim your limbs, but as long as you persevere, you will become stronger and more invincible.
If he is not the owner of the "Happy Valley Adult Sex | Fun | Uses | Products Store", nor is he an porn commentator of the "HHH Hobby Club", but is still preaching and teaching on the university forum, then I will be proud to introduce Dad is known to others.
Her matter-of-fact tone made me angry.
I didn’t understand this sentence, but it was cool, so I remembered it.
Speaking of which, did I take Xiaoqin too seriously? Is it because my thinking pattern is inadvertently repeating my father's steps that I am at a disadvantage in every aspect when facing Xiaoqin's attack?
Dad, who has understood so many truths, is trapped in love, giving up on himself and unwilling to transcend.
"Who admitted that you are my girlfriend! And you are too arrogant, right? How dare you think that your flat figure can be compared with that of AV actresses!"
I should have recorded the clip of you moaning and exchanged the phone recording with you!
At least you don’t have to love others, and you don’t have to be loved by others. No matter how difficult it is to cure a sexually transmitted disease, it is easier to cure than the pain of losing love that penetrates into the bone marrow. If it cannot be cured, just cut it off and it will be over. You can take the opportunity to practice the Sunflower Manual or something.
"Although, although I am very useless in the eyes of classmate Ye Lin, I can still imitate the heroine of an porn movie and scream a few times..."
"Yes, I'm sorry! It's obvious that classmate Ye Lin has banned all pornographic films, so he must have high hopes for me! But, in the end, I couldn't satisfy classmate Ye Lin because of my lack of experience!"
"Absolutely not! I will never call you daddy under any circumstances! That would be too perverted!"
Her matter-of-fact tone made me angry.
Her matter-of-fact tone made me angry.
That is: Why did his mother leave him?
When I poked her sore spot, Xiaoqin whined like a small animal.
Just having a few erotic dreams with Xiaoqin as the object was already perverted enough, but if I sat among a lot of her photos and masturbated while listening to the recording of her moans, there would be no turning back.
"Uuuuuu~~~~(>_
The enemy may be able to change your destiny and maim your limbs, but as long as you persevere, you will become stronger and more invincible.
Ah, I accidentally mentioned her father in front of Xiaoqin. As a child of a single-parent family, her feeling when hearing her father is probably similar to how I feel when hearing my mother, right?
"Uuuuuu~~~~(>_
When I poked her sore spot, Xiaoqin whined like a small animal.
"Uuuuuu~~~~(>_
You can see art by watching porn, and you can find philosophy by reading H-comics. When others are already throwing away toilet paper, my dad is lying on the table writing serious comments. This is not normal in itself.
Director Cao took pleasure in his own depravity, and regarded the shameless and obscene things in the eyes of others as a great cause that he would strive for throughout his life, while his father only regarded these as an anesthetic for self-exile.
"How did you win?" I asked in surprise.
Who wants to watch porn movies with you? If Aunt Ren catches me watching porn with her daughter, my miserable 14-year-old life will end immediately!
Now I see that Dad was searching for truth even in his fallen life. Every time he watched a frame of porn, every page of H-comics, he searched for the truth among the pixels and lines.
Only a girl who will never fall in love with me can be used to implement this plan.
Dad suddenly poked his head out of the study, "Xiaolin, I thought I heard you calling me just now?"
"No, it's not obvious! Just now, classmate Ye Lin had to rely on porn to comfort himself. Now, now he can just listen to my voice!"
I was so angry with her that I couldn't speak. Seeing that I was silent, Xiaoqin asked cautiously:
Just having a few erotic dreams with Xiaoqin as the object was already perverted enough, but if I sat among a lot of her photos and masturbated while listening to the recording of her moans, there would be no turning back.
I should have recorded the clip of you moaning and exchanged the phone recording with you!
"Who admitted that you are my girlfriend! And you are too arrogant, right? How dare you think that your flat figure can be compared with that of AV actresses!"
"Xiao Lin, the truth is everywhere. The key is whether you want to look for it or not. If you are determined to look for it, you can find the truth even in a cesspool."
At least you don’t have to love others, and you don’t have to be loved by others. No matter how difficult it is to cure a sexually transmitted disease, it is easier to cure than the pain of losing love that penetrates into the bone marrow. If it cannot be cured, just cut it off and it will be over. You can take the opportunity to practice the Sunflower Manual or something.
And if I pretend to pursue someone else, wouldn’t it be self-defeating if that girl really falls in love with me because of it?
The reason why I am so passive even when I make a phone call is because my current father is so embarrassing.
Who is masturbating just to the sound of your voice? You think your home phone is the midnight porn line!
At least you don’t have to love others, and you don’t have to be loved by others. No matter how difficult it is to cure a sexually transmitted disease, it is easier to cure than the pain of losing love that penetrates into the bone marrow. If it cannot be cured, just cut it off and it will be over. You can take the opportunity to practice the Sunflower Manual or something.
"How did you win?" I asked in surprise.
I was so angry with her that I couldn't speak. Seeing that I was silent, Xiaoqin asked cautiously:
The next step is how to implement it specifically. I don’t have enough experience, so it’s best to take it step by step and plan for the long term.
Who is masturbating just to the sound of your voice? You think your home phone is the midnight porn line!
Dad suddenly poked his head out of the study, "Xiaolin, I thought I heard you calling me just now?"
Do I want to learn from Director Cao? Become a sentimental person (at least on the surface)? Then will Xiaoqin leave me automatically?
Speaking of which, since Xiaoqin has always misunderstood the squad leader as her love rival, why don't I just take action on the squad leader?
"What? Is it because my poor performance has disappointed classmate Ye Lin?"
No one called you! What we were just discussing was someone else’s father! Hurry up and go back to the study to watch your porn!
Xiao Qin refused to give up.
"Uncle, uncle!" Xiaoqin yelled crazily on the phone, the volume almost deafening my ears.
The reason why I am so passive even when I make a phone call is because my current father is so embarrassing.
She was worried that Xiaoqin would fall into a low mood because of this, thinking about her divorced parents and stopped talking. Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin refused loudly:
"Yes, I'm sorry! It's obvious that classmate Ye Lin has banned all pornographic films, so he must have high hopes for me! But, in the end, I couldn't satisfy classmate Ye Lin because of my lack of experience!"
Are there any other tricks you can play with in terms of address? With your usual behavior, you would just call me "Alin", "Xiaolin", or even the more disgusting "Brother Lin", right?
I should have recorded the clip of you moaning and exchanged the phone recording with you!
Rather, he was looking for an answer.
"Student Ye Lin on the other side of the phone must be feeling very uncomfortable, right? I have accumulated so many desires but can't vent them... Sure enough, it's because I didn't work hard enough, right?"
Are there any other tricks you can play with in terms of address? With your usual behavior, you would just call me "Alin", "Xiaolin", or even the more disgusting "Brother Lin", right?
But women can actually make you no longer recognize yourself.
I was so angry with her that I couldn't speak. Seeing that I was silent, Xiaoqin asked cautiously:
When I poked her sore spot, Xiaoqin whined like a small animal.
And if I pretend to pursue someone else, wouldn’t it be self-defeating if that girl really falls in love with me because of it?
I asked angrily: "How hard do you want to work?"
Damn, that's not a scream, it's a groan! And do you even want to do such an unlimited thing? Talking to a male classmate on the phone and then moaning on the phone is definitely a level of misconduct that requires a warning to parents!
Who wants to watch porn movies with you? If Aunt Ren catches me watching porn with her daughter, my miserable 14-year-old life will end immediately!
Of course, everything must be done in front of Xiaoqin, otherwise it will be completely meaningless.
Dad suddenly poked his head out of the study, "Xiaolin, I thought I heard you calling me just now?"
My dad who was reading a science magazine seemed to be very interested in this issue, but he said that the truth told to you by others is useless, you can only find it yourself.
I remember when I was watching "Fullmetal Alchemist", I saw the "Gate of Truth" section, and I was a little confused about the plot, so I asked my dad nonchalantly what truth was.
Now I see that Dad was searching for truth even in his fallen life. Every time he watched a frame of porn, every page of H-comics, he searched for the truth among the pixels and lines.
It's like reminding me all the time how destructive women can be.
Xiaoqin hesitated.
I hung up the phone with a bang, then quickly clicked the button to add Xiaoqin's phone number to the harassment number, setting it so that it could only make outgoing calls but not incoming calls.
Ah, I accidentally mentioned her father in front of Xiaoqin. As a child of a single-parent family, her feeling when hearing her father is probably similar to how I feel when hearing my mother, right?
That is: Why did his mother leave him?
Director Cao took pleasure in his own depravity, and regarded the shameless and obscene things in the eyes of others as a great cause that he would strive for throughout his life, while his father only regarded these as an anesthetic for self-exile.
But women can actually make you no longer recognize yourself.
"Although, although I am very useless in the eyes of classmate Ye Lin, I can still imitate the heroine of an porn movie and scream a few times..."
Xiaoqin hesitated.
Do I want to learn from Director Cao? Become a sentimental person (at least on the surface)? Then will Xiaoqin leave me automatically?
I forgot to ask on the phone just now, and I don’t know if Xiaoqin will come to class tomorrow.
When I poked her sore spot, Xiaoqin whined like a small animal.
Ah, I accidentally mentioned her father in front of Xiaoqin. As a child of a single-parent family, her feeling when hearing her father is probably similar to how I feel when hearing my mother, right?
The next step is how to implement it specifically. I don’t have enough experience, so it’s best to take it step by step and plan for the long term.
Damn, that's not a scream, it's a groan! And do you even want to do such an unlimited thing? Talking to a male classmate on the phone and then moaning on the phone is definitely a level of misconduct that requires a warning to parents!
If his mother had not left him, he would have chosen to stick to this ordinary love until the end of his life, right?
Only a girl who will never fall in love with me can be used to implement this plan.
If I pretend to pursue them, it will only make them hate me more, and it will also make Xiaoqin completely disappointed in me, and then I will never come back!
Now I see that Dad was searching for truth even in his fallen life. Every time he watched a frame of porn, every page of H-comics, he searched for the truth among the pixels and lines.
At least you don’t have to love others, and you don’t have to be loved by others. No matter how difficult it is to cure a sexually transmitted disease, it is easier to cure than the pain of losing love that penetrates into the bone marrow. If it cannot be cured, just cut it off and it will be over. You can take the opportunity to practice the Sunflower Manual or something.
I should have recorded the clip of you moaning and exchanged the phone recording with you!
And if I pretend to pursue someone else, wouldn’t it be self-defeating if that girl really falls in love with me because of it?
You can see art by watching porn, and you can find philosophy by reading H-comics. When others are already throwing away toilet paper, my dad is lying on the table writing serious comments. This is not normal in itself.
Dad, a baritone, has always spoken with a loud voice, and his pronunciation is accurate and clear. He even won first place in a recitation competition in college.
On the other hand, Director Cao's reason for divorce was that he contracted a sexually transmitted disease when he was in Japan (of course it's cured now), so he was sued for divorce by his wife.
In addition, my father criticized me and said that it is rude to hang up on other people's phone calls, and it is even more rude to hang up on girls. After doing this, it will be difficult to find the other side of myself.
No, let’s forget it after thinking about it. I already have twenty photos of Xiaoqin (she disguised herself as a robot toy and forced it on me when I went to her house to repair my computer last time). Now I’m going to record her moans. |If you moan, you may not know what it will be used for in the future.
Damn, that's not a scream, it's a groan! And do you even want to do such an unlimited thing? Talking to a male classmate on the phone and then moaning on the phone is definitely a level of misconduct that requires a warning to parents!
"Where did you learn these things that are inappropriate for children! Not to mention your mother, even your father would be so sad that he would shed tears if he knew about it!"
In this way, I will not be bound and corrupted by the love of children, I can insist on being myself, and I can be Spartan!
Speaking of which, since Xiaoqin has always misunderstood the squad leader as her love rival, why don't I just take action on the squad leader?
Dad suddenly poked his head out of the study, "Xiaolin, I thought I heard you calling me just now?"
"Where did you learn these things that are inappropriate for children! Not to mention your mother, even your father would be so sad that he would shed tears if he knew about it!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, when I call you, what do you want me to call you?"
Just having a few erotic dreams with Xiaoqin as the object was already perverted enough, but if I sat among a lot of her photos and masturbated while listening to the recording of her moans, there would be no turning back.
"What? Is it because my poor performance has disappointed classmate Ye Lin?"
Speaking of which, since Xiaoqin has always misunderstood the squad leader as her love rival, why don't I just take action on the squad leader?
Fortunately, Dad soon realized that he had turned up the volume too high and turned it down.
Ah, I accidentally mentioned her father in front of Xiaoqin. As a child of a single-parent family, her feeling when hearing her father is probably similar to how I feel when hearing my mother, right?
When I poked her sore spot, Xiaoqin whined like a small animal.
Dad, a baritone, has always spoken with a loud voice, and his pronunciation is accurate and clear. He even won first place in a recitation competition in college.
I forgot to ask on the phone just now, and I don’t know if Xiaoqin will come to class tomorrow.
"Xiao Lin, the truth is everywhere. The key is whether you want to look for it or not. If you are determined to look for it, you can find the truth even in a cesspool."
Xiao Qin refused to give up.
"I'm just telling you! With me as my girlfriend, classmate Ye Lin doesn't need to use porn films at all!"
"Although, although I am very useless in the eyes of classmate Ye Lin, I can still imitate the heroine of an porn movie and scream a few times..."
I was so angry with her that I couldn't speak. Seeing that I was silent, Xiaoqin asked cautiously:
Although this can't be said to prevent future troubles, it at least greatly reduces the chance of Dad receiving a call from Xiaoqin.
"Come and take care of your son! He forces his girlfriend to call him daddy!"
Her matter-of-fact tone made me angry.
Dad, a baritone, has always spoken with a loud voice, and his pronunciation is accurate and clear. He even won first place in a recitation competition in college.
"Student Ye Lin on the other side of the phone must be feeling very uncomfortable, right? I have accumulated so many desires but can't vent them... Sure enough, it's because I didn't work hard enough, right?"
"Classmate Ye Lin, when I call you, what do you want me to call you?"
"Uncle, uncle!" Xiaoqin yelled crazily on the phone, the volume almost deafening my ears.
That is: Why did his mother leave him?
"By the way, after talking so much, I still haven't introduced myself! I am your future daughter-in-law..."
Are there any other tricks you can play with in terms of address? With your usual behavior, you would just call me "Alin", "Xiaolin", or even the more disgusting "Brother Lin", right?
If his mother had not left him, he would have chosen to stick to this ordinary love until the end of his life, right?
So Xiaoqin immediately heard what he said clearly and knew that our father and son were not far apart.
Now I see that Dad was searching for truth even in his fallen life. Every time he watched a frame of porn, every page of H-comics, he searched for the truth among the pixels and lines.
What a wonderful idea! He is indeed my father’s son! You would definitely not be able to come up with this idea without an IQ of over 250!
"And he dares to watch porn openly even when you are at home... He is so disrespectful, please discipline him!"
"Who admitted that you are my girlfriend! And you are too arrogant, right? How dare you think that your flat figure can be compared with that of AV actresses!"
"Where did you learn these things that are inappropriate for children! Not to mention your mother, even your father would be so sad that he would shed tears if he knew about it!"
"Hmm... I'm a little embarrassed. Student Ye Lin, do you want me to call you 'husband' or 'master'?"
"Who admitted that you are my girlfriend! And you are too arrogant, right? How dare you think that your flat figure can be compared with that of AV actresses!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, when I call you, what do you want me to call you?"
Just having a few erotic dreams with Xiaoqin as the object was already perverted enough, but if I sat among a lot of her photos and masturbated while listening to the recording of her moans, there would be no turning back.
"No, it's not obvious! Just now, classmate Ye Lin had to rely on porn to comfort himself. Now, now he can just listen to my voice!"
Now I see that Dad was searching for truth even in his fallen life. Every time he watched a frame of porn, every page of H-comics, he searched for the truth among the pixels and lines.
Dad suddenly poked his head out of the study, "Xiaolin, I thought I heard you calling me just now?"
"Uncle, uncle!" Xiaoqin yelled crazily on the phone, the volume almost deafening my ears.
"Where did you learn these things that are inappropriate for children! Not to mention your mother, even your father would be so sad that he would shed tears if he knew about it!"
Does such a person exist? Thinking about it carefully, my worries are actually unnecessary, right? I have a bad character and a repulsive appearance. Except for Xiao Qin, no normal girl in the class would fall in love with me, right?
Xiao Qin refused to give up.
Do I want to learn from Director Cao? Become a sentimental person (at least on the surface)? Then will Xiaoqin leave me automatically?
Whether it's Gong Caicai from the school committee, Xiao Xiong from the sports committee, Zhuang Ni from the arts committee, or even Shu Sha, the monitor, they should all fall into the category of those who will never fall in love with me, right?
The enemy may be able to change your destiny and maim your limbs, but as long as you persevere, you will become stronger and more invincible.
I remember when I was watching "Fullmetal Alchemist", I saw the "Gate of Truth" section, and I was a little confused about the plot, so I asked my dad nonchalantly what truth was.
Ah, I accidentally mentioned her father in front of Xiaoqin. As a child of a single-parent family, her feeling when hearing her father is probably similar to how I feel when hearing my mother, right?
"Hmm... I'm a little embarrassed. Student Ye Lin, do you want me to call you 'husband' or 'master'?"
You can see art by watching porn, and you can find philosophy by reading H-comics. When others are already throwing away toilet paper, my dad is lying on the table writing serious comments. This is not normal in itself.
"How did you win?" I asked in surprise.
"By the way, after talking so much, I still haven't introduced myself! I am your future daughter-in-law..."
Ah, I accidentally mentioned her father in front of Xiaoqin. As a child of a single-parent family, her feeling when hearing her father is probably similar to how I feel when hearing my mother, right?
Just having a few erotic dreams with Xiaoqin as the object was already perverted enough, but if I sat among a lot of her photos and masturbated while listening to the recording of her moans, there would be no turning back.
That is: Why did his mother leave him?
She was worried that Xiaoqin would fall into a low mood because of this, thinking about her divorced parents and stopped talking. Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin refused loudly:
But women can actually make you no longer recognize yourself.
This seems like a good idea! I thought of another good idea! I'm so smart!
"Who admitted that you are my girlfriend! And you are too arrogant, right? How dare you think that your flat figure can be compared with that of AV actresses!"
Although this can't be said to prevent future troubles, it at least greatly reduces the chance of Dad receiving a call from Xiaoqin.
Speaking of which, since Xiaoqin has always misunderstood the squad leader as her love rival, why don't I just take action on the squad leader?
Now I see that Dad was searching for truth even in his fallen life. Every time he watched a frame of porn, every page of H-comics, he searched for the truth among the pixels and lines.
"No, it's not obvious! Just now, classmate Ye Lin had to rely on porn to comfort himself. Now, now he can just listen to my voice!"
If his mother had not left him, he would have chosen to stick to this ordinary love until the end of his life, right?
"Absolutely not! I will never call you daddy under any circumstances! That would be too perverted!"
Xiaoqin hesitated.
Although this can't be said to prevent future troubles, it at least greatly reduces the chance of Dad receiving a call from Xiaoqin.
Dad, who has understood so many truths, is trapped in love, giving up on himself and unwilling to transcend.
"Xiao Lin, the truth is everywhere. The key is whether you want to look for it or not. If you are determined to look for it, you can find the truth even in a cesspool."
"I'm just telling you! With me as my girlfriend, classmate Ye Lin doesn't need to use porn films at all!"
Maybe there is an element of vanity in it, but I know that Dad is different from Director Cao. Dad is not a born pervert.
Which of your ears heard me asking you to call me daddy? Although I was deceived by you on the phone just now and called you Auntie Ren for a long time, I am not so petty and asked you to call me daddy as soon as I turned around!
What a wonderful idea! He is indeed my father’s son! You would definitely not be able to come up with this idea without an IQ of over 250!
Who wants to watch porn movies with you? If Aunt Ren catches me watching porn with her daughter, my miserable 14-year-old life will end immediately!
When I poked her sore spot, Xiaoqin whined like a small animal.
I remember when I was watching "Fullmetal Alchemist", I saw the "Gate of Truth" section, and I was a little confused about the plot, so I asked my dad nonchalantly what truth was.
"And he dares to watch porn openly even when you are at home... He is so disrespectful, please discipline him!"
I asked angrily: "How hard do you want to work?"
Dad suddenly poked his head out of the study, "Xiaolin, I thought I heard you calling me just now?"
I didn’t understand this sentence, but it was cool, so I remembered it.
What a wonderful idea! He is indeed my father’s son! You would definitely not be able to come up with this idea without an IQ of over 250!
No one called you! What we were just discussing was someone else’s father! Hurry up and go back to the study to watch your porn!
But women can actually make you no longer recognize yourself.
"Although, although I am very useless in the eyes of classmate Ye Lin, I can still imitate the heroine of an porn movie and scream a few times..."
Xiaoqin hesitated.
"Hmm... I'm a little embarrassed. Student Ye Lin, do you want me to call you 'husband' or 'master'?"
No one called you! What we were just discussing was someone else’s father! Hurry up and go back to the study to watch your porn!
Dad, a baritone, has always spoken with a loud voice, and his pronunciation is accurate and clear. He even won first place in a recitation competition in college.
The enemy may be able to change your destiny and maim your limbs, but as long as you persevere, you will become stronger and more invincible.
Dad suddenly poked his head out of the study, "Xiaolin, I thought I heard you calling me just now?"
If his mother had not left him, he would have chosen to stick to this ordinary love until the end of his life, right?
Which of your ears heard me asking you to call me daddy? Although I was deceived by you on the phone just now and called you Auntie Ren for a long time, I am not so petty and asked you to call me daddy as soon as I turned around!
I asked angrily: "How hard do you want to work?"
"Classmate Ye Lin, when I call you, what do you want me to call you?"
So Xiaoqin immediately heard what he said clearly and knew that our father and son were not far apart.
Xiao Qin refused to give up.
Who is masturbating just to the sound of your voice? You think your home phone is the midnight porn line!
"By the way, after talking so much, I still haven't introduced myself! I am your future daughter-in-law..."
When I poked her sore spot, Xiaoqin whined like a small animal.
How stupid, Dad, who would search for the other side as hard as you do! Your son plans to make a fancy carrot from today on! Two boats, three boats, eight boats... and a harem! What a scumbag I will do! I must make all the girls I come into contact with hate me!
Dad suddenly poked his head out of the study, "Xiaolin, I thought I heard you calling me just now?"
"Uncle, uncle!" Xiaoqin yelled crazily on the phone, the volume almost deafening my ears.
I didn’t understand this sentence, but it was cool, so I remembered it.
"Uncle, uncle!" Xiaoqin yelled crazily on the phone, the volume almost deafening my ears.
It's like reminding me all the time how destructive women can be.
"Come and take care of your son! He forces his girlfriend to call him daddy!"
Whether it's Gong Caicai from the school committee, Xiao Xiong from the sports committee, Zhuang Ni from the arts committee, or even Shu Sha, the monitor, they should all fall into the category of those who will never fall in love with me, right?
How stupid, Dad, who would search for the other side as hard as you do! Your son plans to make a fancy carrot from today on! Two boats, three boats, eight boats... and a harem! What a scumbag I will do! I must make all the girls I come into contact with hate me!
"Although, although I am very useless in the eyes of classmate Ye Lin, I can still imitate the heroine of an porn movie and scream a few times..."
"What? Is it because my poor performance has disappointed classmate Ye Lin?"
"He has such perverted habits when he is only 14 years old. If I give birth to a daughter in the future, how can I trust him to help take care of her!"
On the other hand, Director Cao's reason for divorce was that he contracted a sexually transmitted disease when he was in Japan (of course it's cured now), so he was sued for divorce by his wife.
Are there any other tricks you can play with in terms of address? With your usual behavior, you would just call me "Alin", "Xiaolin", or even the more disgusting "Brother Lin", right?
Xiao Qin refused to give up.
If I pretend to pursue them, it will only make them hate me more, and it will also make Xiaoqin completely disappointed in me, and then I will never come back!
"Yes, I'm sorry! It's obvious that classmate Ye Lin has banned all pornographic films, so he must have high hopes for me! But, in the end, I couldn't satisfy classmate Ye Lin because of my lack of experience!"
How stupid, Dad, who would search for the other side as hard as you do! Your son plans to make a fancy carrot from today on! Two boats, three boats, eight boats... and a harem! What a scumbag I will do! I must make all the girls I come into contact with hate me!
I forgot to ask on the phone just now, and I don’t know if Xiaoqin will come to class tomorrow.
"And he dares to watch porn openly even when you are at home... He is so disrespectful, please discipline him!"
"Yes, I'm sorry! It's obvious that classmate Ye Lin has banned all pornographic films, so he must have high hopes for me! But, in the end, I couldn't satisfy classmate Ye Lin because of my lack of experience!"
I said I don’t know how to do alchemy, and I don’t have an arm or a leg, or a younger brother to use as a sacrifice, so where can I find the truth?
Just having a few erotic dreams with Xiaoqin as the object was already perverted enough, but if I sat among a lot of her photos and masturbated while listening to the recording of her moans, there would be no turning back.
I don’t want to follow my father’s path. Sometimes, I think it’s pretty cool to call a chicken to get sexually transmitted diseases like Director Cao did.
I hung up the phone with a bang, then quickly clicked the button to add Xiaoqin's phone number to the harassment number, setting it so that it could only make outgoing calls but not incoming calls.
"By the way, after talking so much, I still haven't introduced myself! I am your future daughter-in-law..."
The enemy may be able to change your destiny and maim your limbs, but as long as you persevere, you will become stronger and more invincible.
"Uuuuuu~~~~(>_
I said I don’t know how to do alchemy, and I don’t have an arm or a leg, or a younger brother to use as a sacrifice, so where can I find the truth?
I remember when I was watching "Fullmetal Alchemist", I saw the "Gate of Truth" section, and I was a little confused about the plot, so I asked my dad nonchalantly what truth was.
In this way, I will not be bound and corrupted by the love of children, I can insist on being myself, and I can be Spartan!
Damn, that's not a scream, it's a groan! And do you even want to do such an unlimited thing? Talking to a male classmate on the phone and then moaning on the phone is definitely a level of misconduct that requires a warning to parents!
I hung up the phone with a bang, then quickly clicked the button to add Xiaoqin's phone number to the harassment number, setting it so that it could only make outgoing calls but not incoming calls.
If I pretend to pursue them, it will only make them hate me more, and it will also make Xiaoqin completely disappointed in me, and then I will never come back!
"Xiao Lin, the truth is everywhere. The key is whether you want to look for it or not. If you are determined to look for it, you can find the truth even in a cesspool."
Speaking of which, since Xiaoqin has always misunderstood the squad leader as her love rival, why don't I just take action on the squad leader?
"Who admitted that you are my girlfriend! And you are too arrogant, right? How dare you think that your flat figure can be compared with that of AV actresses!"
Although this can't be said to prevent future troubles, it at least greatly reduces the chance of Dad receiving a call from Xiaoqin.
"Classmate Ye Lin, when I call you, what do you want me to call you?"
No one called you! What we were just discussing was someone else’s father! Hurry up and go back to the study to watch your porn!
The reason why I am so passive even when I make a phone call is because my current father is so embarrassing.
"Who admitted that you are my girlfriend! And you are too arrogant, right? How dare you think that your flat figure can be compared with that of AV actresses!"
I hung up the phone with a bang, then quickly clicked the button to add Xiaoqin's phone number to the harassment number, setting it so that it could only make outgoing calls but not incoming calls.
If he is not the owner of the "Happy Valley Adult Sex | Fun | Uses | Products Store", nor is he an porn commentator of the "HHH Hobby Club", but is still preaching and teaching on the university forum, then I will be proud to introduce Dad is known to others.
The reason why I am so passive even when I make a phone call is because my current father is so embarrassing.
So Xiaoqin immediately heard what he said clearly and knew that our father and son were not far apart.
"He has such perverted habits when he is only 14 years old. If I give birth to a daughter in the future, how can I trust him to help take care of her!"
Maybe there is an element of vanity in it, but I know that Dad is different from Director Cao. Dad is not a born pervert.
"Where did you learn these things that are inappropriate for children! Not to mention your mother, even your father would be so sad that he would shed tears if he knew about it!"
Just having a few erotic dreams with Xiaoqin as the object was already perverted enough, but if I sat among a lot of her photos and masturbated while listening to the recording of her moans, there would be no turning back.
"He has such perverted habits when he is only 14 years old. If I give birth to a daughter in the future, how can I trust him to help take care of her!"
Dad, who has understood so many truths, is trapped in love, giving up on himself and unwilling to transcend.
I said I don’t know how to do alchemy, and I don’t have an arm or a leg, or a younger brother to use as a sacrifice, so where can I find the truth?
Director Cao took pleasure in his own depravity, and regarded the shameless and obscene things in the eyes of others as a great cause that he would strive for throughout his life, while his father only regarded these as an anesthetic for self-exile.
"Classmate Ye Lin, when I call you, what do you want me to call you?"
"Uuuuuu~~~~(>_
Dad, a baritone, has always spoken with a loud voice, and his pronunciation is accurate and clear. He even won first place in a recitation competition in college.
Which of your ears heard me asking you to call me daddy? Although I was deceived by you on the phone just now and called you Auntie Ren for a long time, I am not so petty and asked you to call me daddy as soon as I turned around!
That is: Why did his mother leave him?
You can see art by watching porn, and you can find philosophy by reading H-comics. When others are already throwing away toilet paper, my dad is lying on the table writing serious comments. This is not normal in itself.
Rather, he was looking for an answer.
The enemy may be able to change your destiny and maim your limbs, but as long as you persevere, you will become stronger and more invincible.
Dad smiled, not obscenely at all. It was the smile of a wise man that I had not seen for a long time, like a monk who had gained enlightenment in the mountains. He touched my head and said to me:
You can see art by watching porn, and you can find philosophy by reading H-comics. When others are already throwing away toilet paper, my dad is lying on the table writing serious comments. This is not normal in itself.
If his mother had not left him, he would have chosen to stick to this ordinary love until the end of his life, right?
"Hmm... I'm a little embarrassed. Student Ye Lin, do you want me to call you 'husband' or 'master'?"
The enemy may be able to change your destiny and maim your limbs, but as long as you persevere, you will become stronger and more invincible.
Whether it's Gong Caicai from the school committee, Xiao Xiong from the sports committee, Zhuang Ni from the arts committee, or even Shu Sha, the monitor, they should all fall into the category of those who will never fall in love with me, right?
On the other hand, Director Cao's reason for divorce was that he contracted a sexually transmitted disease when he was in Japan (of course it's cured now), so he was sued for divorce by his wife.
I was so angry with her that I couldn't speak. Seeing that I was silent, Xiaoqin asked cautiously:
Maybe there is an element of vanity in it, but I know that Dad is different from Director Cao. Dad is not a born pervert.
My dad who was reading a science magazine seemed to be very interested in this issue, but he said that the truth told to you by others is useless, you can only find it yourself.
I remember when I was watching "Fullmetal Alchemist", I saw the "Gate of Truth" section, and I was a little confused about the plot, so I asked my dad nonchalantly what truth was.
"By the way, after talking so much, I still haven't introduced myself! I am your future daughter-in-law..."
When I poked her sore spot, Xiaoqin whined like a small animal.
My dad who was reading a science magazine seemed to be very interested in this issue, but he said that the truth told to you by others is useless, you can only find it yourself.
But women can actually make you no longer recognize yourself.
"He has such perverted habits when he is only 14 years old. If I give birth to a daughter in the future, how can I trust him to help take care of her!"
"Although, although I am very useless in the eyes of classmate Ye Lin, I can still imitate the heroine of an porn movie and scream a few times..."
"Who admitted that you are my girlfriend! And you are too arrogant, right? How dare you think that your flat figure can be compared with that of AV actresses!"
Which of your ears heard me asking you to call me daddy? Although I was deceived by you on the phone just now and called you Auntie Ren for a long time, I am not so petty and asked you to call me daddy as soon as I turned around!
I said I don’t know how to do alchemy, and I don’t have an arm or a leg, or a younger brother to use as a sacrifice, so where can I find the truth?
It's like reminding me all the time how destructive women can be.
You can see art by watching porn, and you can find philosophy by reading H-comics. When others are already throwing away toilet paper, my dad is lying on the table writing serious comments. This is not normal in itself.
Are there any other tricks you can play with in terms of address? With your usual behavior, you would just call me "Alin", "Xiaolin", or even the more disgusting "Brother Lin", right?
Which of your ears heard me asking you to call me daddy? Although I was deceived by you on the phone just now and called you Auntie Ren for a long time, I am not so petty and asked you to call me daddy as soon as I turned around!
Dad smiled, not obscenely at all. It was the smile of a wise man that I had not seen for a long time, like a monk who had gained enlightenment in the mountains. He touched my head and said to me:
What a wonderful idea! He is indeed my father’s son! You would definitely not be able to come up with this idea without an IQ of over 250!
Dad smiled, not obscenely at all. It was the smile of a wise man that I had not seen for a long time, like a monk who had gained enlightenment in the mountains. He touched my head and said to me:
Which of your ears heard me asking you to call me daddy? Although I was deceived by you on the phone just now and called you Auntie Ren for a long time, I am not so petty and asked you to call me daddy as soon as I turned around!
And if I pretend to pursue someone else, wouldn’t it be self-defeating if that girl really falls in love with me because of it?
"Xiao Lin, the truth is everywhere. The key is whether you want to look for it or not. If you are determined to look for it, you can find the truth even in a cesspool."
I forgot to ask on the phone just now, and I don’t know if Xiaoqin will come to class tomorrow.
The next step is how to implement it specifically. I don’t have enough experience, so it’s best to take it step by step and plan for the long term.
Whether it's Gong Caicai from the school committee, Xiao Xiong from the sports committee, Zhuang Ni from the arts committee, or even Shu Sha, the monitor, they should all fall into the category of those who will never fall in love with me, right?
Speaking of which, since Xiaoqin has always misunderstood the squad leader as her love rival, why don't I just take action on the squad leader?
"Where did you learn these things that are inappropriate for children! Not to mention your mother, even your father would be so sad that he would shed tears if he knew about it!"
And if I pretend to pursue someone else, wouldn’t it be self-defeating if that girl really falls in love with me because of it?
I didn’t understand this sentence, but it was cool, so I remembered it.
After she could no longer hear the pornographic sound, Xiaoqin's mood improved significantly.
I was so angry with her that I couldn't speak. Seeing that I was silent, Xiaoqin asked cautiously:
Do I want to learn from Director Cao? Become a sentimental person (at least on the surface)? Then will Xiaoqin leave me automatically?
Speaking of which, since Xiaoqin has always misunderstood the squad leader as her love rival, why don't I just take action on the squad leader?
Speaking of which, since Xiaoqin has always misunderstood the squad leader as her love rival, why don't I just take action on the squad leader?
But women can actually make you no longer recognize yourself.
Now I see that Dad was searching for truth even in his fallen life. Every time he watched a frame of porn, every page of H-comics, he searched for the truth among the pixels and lines.
"How did you win?" I asked in surprise.
"Yes, I'm sorry! It's obvious that classmate Ye Lin has banned all pornographic films, so he must have high hopes for me! But, in the end, I couldn't satisfy classmate Ye Lin because of my lack of experience!"
"Who admitted that you are my girlfriend! And you are too arrogant, right? How dare you think that your flat figure can be compared with that of AV actresses!"
If I pretend to pursue them, it will only make them hate me more, and it will also make Xiaoqin completely disappointed in me, and then I will never come back!
"Uncle, uncle!" Xiaoqin yelled crazily on the phone, the volume almost deafening my ears.
Rather, he was looking for an answer.
This seems like a good idea! I thought of another good idea! I'm so smart!
I remember when I was watching "Fullmetal Alchemist", I saw the "Gate of Truth" section, and I was a little confused about the plot, so I asked my dad nonchalantly what truth was.
"Classmate Ye Lin, when I call you, what do you want me to call you?"
Whether it's Gong Caicai from the school committee, Xiao Xiong from the sports committee, Zhuang Ni from the arts committee, or even Shu Sha, the monitor, they should all fall into the category of those who will never fall in love with me, right?
That is: Why did his mother leave him?
"What? Is it because my poor performance has disappointed classmate Ye Lin?"
The only question is, how do I play myself as a playboy? Since I am so carefree, I should have three wives and four concubines surrounding me, I should have a harem!
I hung up the phone with a bang, then quickly clicked the button to add Xiaoqin's phone number to the harassment number, setting it so that it could only make outgoing calls but not incoming calls.
Does such a person exist? Thinking about it carefully, my worries are actually unnecessary, right? I have a bad character and a repulsive appearance. Except for Xiao Qin, no normal girl in the class would fall in love with me, right?
"Where did you learn these things that are inappropriate for children! Not to mention your mother, even your father would be so sad that he would shed tears if he knew about it!"
Dad, who has understood so many truths, is trapped in love, giving up on himself and unwilling to transcend.
"What? Is it because my poor performance has disappointed classmate Ye Lin?"
No, let’s forget it after thinking about it. I already have twenty photos of Xiaoqin (she disguised herself as a robot toy and forced it on me when I went to her house to repair my computer last time). Now I’m going to record her moans. |If you moan, you may not know what it will be used for in the future.
Damn, that's not a scream, it's a groan! And do you even want to do such an unlimited thing? Talking to a male classmate on the phone and then moaning on the phone is definitely a level of misconduct that requires a warning to parents!
Speaking of which, since Xiaoqin has always misunderstood the squad leader as her love rival, why don't I just take action on the squad leader?
"And he dares to watch porn openly even when you are at home... He is so disrespectful, please discipline him!"
If he is not the owner of the "Happy Valley Adult Sex | Fun | Uses | Products Store", nor is he an porn commentator of the "HHH Hobby Club", but is still preaching and teaching on the university forum, then I will be proud to introduce Dad is known to others.
Who wants to watch porn movies with you? If Aunt Ren catches me watching porn with her daughter, my miserable 14-year-old life will end immediately!
The enemy may be able to change your destiny and maim your limbs, but as long as you persevere, you will become stronger and more invincible.
It's like reminding me all the time how destructive women can be.
Whether it's Gong Caicai from the school committee, Xiao Xiong from the sports committee, Zhuang Ni from the arts committee, or even Shu Sha, the monitor, they should all fall into the category of those who will never fall in love with me, right?
In this way, I will not be bound and corrupted by the love of children, I can insist on being myself, and I can be Spartan!
What a wonderful idea! He is indeed my father’s son! You would definitely not be able to come up with this idea without an IQ of over 250!
Rather, he was looking for an answer.
She was worried that Xiaoqin would fall into a low mood because of this, thinking about her divorced parents and stopped talking. Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin refused loudly:
The enemy may be able to change your destiny and maim your limbs, but as long as you persevere, you will become stronger and more invincible.
If he is not the owner of the "Happy Valley Adult Sex | Fun | Uses | Products Store", nor is he an porn commentator of the "HHH Hobby Club", but is still preaching and teaching on the university forum, then I will be proud to introduce Dad is known to others.
In addition, my father criticized me and said that it is rude to hang up on other people's phone calls, and it is even more rude to hang up on girls. After doing this, it will be difficult to find the other side of myself.
Whether it's Gong Caicai from the school committee, Xiao Xiong from the sports committee, Zhuang Ni from the arts committee, or even Shu Sha, the monitor, they should all fall into the category of those who will never fall in love with me, right?
"Where did you learn these things that are inappropriate for children! Not to mention your mother, even your father would be so sad that he would shed tears if he knew about it!"
My dad who was reading a science magazine seemed to be very interested in this issue, but he said that the truth told to you by others is useless, you can only find it yourself.
But women can actually make you no longer recognize yourself.
I was so angry with her that I couldn't speak. Seeing that I was silent, Xiaoqin asked cautiously:
I remember when I was watching "Fullmetal Alchemist", I saw the "Gate of Truth" section, and I was a little confused about the plot, so I asked my dad nonchalantly what truth was.
Which of your ears heard me asking you to call me daddy? Although I was deceived by you on the phone just now and called you Auntie Ren for a long time, I am not so petty and asked you to call me daddy as soon as I turned around!
That is: Why did his mother leave him?
On the other hand, Director Cao's reason for divorce was that he contracted a sexually transmitted disease when he was in Japan (of course it's cured now), so he was sued for divorce by his wife.
I don’t want to follow my father’s path. Sometimes, I think it’s pretty cool to call a chicken to get sexually transmitted diseases like Director Cao did.
At least you don’t have to love others, and you don’t have to be loved by others. No matter how difficult it is to cure a sexually transmitted disease, it is easier to cure than the pain of losing love that penetrates into the bone marrow. If it cannot be cured, just cut it off and it will be over. You can take the opportunity to practice the Sunflower Manual or something.
Who wants to watch porn movies with you? If Aunt Ren catches me watching porn with her daughter, my miserable 14-year-old life will end immediately!
You can see art by watching porn, and you can find philosophy by reading H-comics. When others are already throwing away toilet paper, my dad is lying on the table writing serious comments. This is not normal in itself.
At least you don’t have to love others, and you don’t have to be loved by others. No matter how difficult it is to cure a sexually transmitted disease, it is easier to cure than the pain of losing love that penetrates into the bone marrow. If it cannot be cured, just cut it off and it will be over. You can take the opportunity to practice the Sunflower Manual or something.
Ah, I accidentally mentioned her father in front of Xiaoqin. As a child of a single-parent family, her feeling when hearing her father is probably similar to how I feel when hearing my mother, right?
She was worried that Xiaoqin would fall into a low mood because of this, thinking about her divorced parents and stopped talking. Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin refused loudly:
Her matter-of-fact tone made me angry.
But women can actually make you no longer recognize yourself.
Director Cao took pleasure in his own depravity, and regarded the shameless and obscene things in the eyes of others as a great cause that he would strive for throughout his life, while his father only regarded these as an anesthetic for self-exile.
Speaking of which, did I take Xiaoqin too seriously? Is it because my thinking pattern is inadvertently repeating my father's steps that I am at a disadvantage in every aspect when facing Xiaoqin's attack?
In this way, I will not be bound and corrupted by the love of children, I can insist on being myself, and I can be Spartan!
Maybe there is an element of vanity in it, but I know that Dad is different from Director Cao. Dad is not a born pervert.
Although this can't be said to prevent future troubles, it at least greatly reduces the chance of Dad receiving a call from Xiaoqin.
If he is not the owner of the "Happy Valley Adult Sex | Fun | Uses | Products Store", nor is he an porn commentator of the "HHH Hobby Club", but is still preaching and teaching on the university forum, then I will be proud to introduce Dad is known to others.
Dad suddenly poked his head out of the study, "Xiaolin, I thought I heard you calling me just now?"
"How did you win?" I asked in surprise.
I was so angry with her that I couldn't speak. Seeing that I was silent, Xiaoqin asked cautiously:
My dad who was reading a science magazine seemed to be very interested in this issue, but he said that the truth told to you by others is useless, you can only find it yourself.
Do I want to learn from Director Cao? Become a sentimental person (at least on the surface)? Then will Xiaoqin leave me automatically?
"Xiao Lin, the truth is everywhere. The key is whether you want to look for it or not. If you are determined to look for it, you can find the truth even in a cesspool."
And if I pretend to pursue someone else, wouldn’t it be self-defeating if that girl really falls in love with me because of it?
No one called you! What we were just discussing was someone else’s father! Hurry up and go back to the study to watch your porn!
I said I don’t know how to do alchemy, and I don’t have an arm or a leg, or a younger brother to use as a sacrifice, so where can I find the truth?
I don’t want to follow my father’s path. Sometimes, I think it’s pretty cool to call a chicken to get sexually transmitted diseases like Director Cao did.
Maybe there is an element of vanity in it, but I know that Dad is different from Director Cao. Dad is not a born pervert.
The only question is, how do I play myself as a playboy? Since I am so carefree, I should have three wives and four concubines surrounding me, I should have a harem!
I forgot to ask on the phone just now, and I don’t know if Xiaoqin will come to class tomorrow.
This seems like a good idea! I thought of another good idea! I'm so smart!
I should have recorded the clip of you moaning and exchanged the phone recording with you!
The reason why I am so passive even when I make a phone call is because my current father is so embarrassing.
The only question is, how do I play myself as a playboy? Since I am so carefree, I should have three wives and four concubines surrounding me, I should have a harem!
Director Cao took pleasure in his own depravity, and regarded the shameless and obscene things in the eyes of others as a great cause that he would strive for throughout his life, while his father only regarded these as an anesthetic for self-exile.
After she could no longer hear the pornographic sound, Xiaoqin's mood improved significantly.
And if I pretend to pursue someone else, wouldn’t it be self-defeating if that girl really falls in love with me because of it?
"Although, although I am very useless in the eyes of classmate Ye Lin, I can still imitate the heroine of an porn movie and scream a few times..."
"How did you win?" I asked in surprise.
"How did you win?" I asked in surprise.
Only a girl who will never fall in love with me can be used to implement this plan.
My dad who was reading a science magazine seemed to be very interested in this issue, but he said that the truth told to you by others is useless, you can only find it yourself.
This can get twice the result with half the effort, right? How efficient! Besides, although the monitor has been a bit weird towards me lately, as the monitor, she can't take the lead in violating the "100 Rules Prohibiting Intimate Contact between Boys and Girls", right?
No one called you! What we were just discussing was someone else’s father! Hurry up and go back to the study to watch your porn!
Whether it's Gong Caicai from the school committee, Xiao Xiong from the sports committee, Zhuang Ni from the arts committee, or even Shu Sha, the monitor, they should all fall into the category of those who will never fall in love with me, right?
The only question is, how do I play myself as a playboy? Since I am so carefree, I should have three wives and four concubines surrounding me, I should have a harem!
"No, it's not obvious! Just now, classmate Ye Lin had to rely on porn to comfort himself. Now, now he can just listen to my voice!"
Maybe there is an element of vanity in it, but I know that Dad is different from Director Cao. Dad is not a born pervert.
Just having a few erotic dreams with Xiaoqin as the object was already perverted enough, but if I sat among a lot of her photos and masturbated while listening to the recording of her moans, there would be no turning back.
Does such a person exist? Thinking about it carefully, my worries are actually unnecessary, right? I have a bad character and a repulsive appearance. Except for Xiao Qin, no normal girl in the class would fall in love with me, right?
This seems like a good idea! I thought of another good idea! I'm so smart!
Which of your ears heard me asking you to call me daddy? Although I was deceived by you on the phone just now and called you Auntie Ren for a long time, I am not so petty and asked you to call me daddy as soon as I turned around!
"By the way, after talking so much, I still haven't introduced myself! I am your future daughter-in-law..."
Which of your ears heard me asking you to call me daddy? Although I was deceived by you on the phone just now and called you Auntie Ren for a long time, I am not so petty and asked you to call me daddy as soon as I turned around!
Whether it's Gong Caicai from the school committee, Xiao Xiong from the sports committee, Zhuang Ni from the arts committee, or even Shu Sha, the monitor, they should all fall into the category of those who will never fall in love with me, right?
Director Cao took pleasure in his own depravity, and regarded the shameless and obscene things in the eyes of others as a great cause that he would strive for throughout his life, while his father only regarded these as an anesthetic for self-exile.
Speaking of which, did I take Xiaoqin too seriously? Is it because my thinking pattern is inadvertently repeating my father's steps that I am at a disadvantage in every aspect when facing Xiaoqin's attack?
"Uuuuuu~~~~(>_
Speaking of which, since Xiaoqin has always misunderstood the squad leader as her love rival, why don't I just take action on the squad leader?
"And he dares to watch porn openly even when you are at home... He is so disrespectful, please discipline him!"
In addition, my father criticized me and said that it is rude to hang up on other people's phone calls, and it is even more rude to hang up on girls. After doing this, it will be difficult to find the other side of myself.
Fortunately, Dad soon realized that he had turned up the volume too high and turned it down.
If I pretend to pursue them, it will only make them hate me more, and it will also make Xiaoqin completely disappointed in me, and then I will never come back!
Xiaoqin hesitated.
No, let’s forget it after thinking about it. I already have twenty photos of Xiaoqin (she disguised herself as a robot toy and forced it on me when I went to her house to repair my computer last time). Now I’m going to record her moans. |If you moan, you may not know what it will be used for in the future.
Maybe there is an element of vanity in it, but I know that Dad is different from Director Cao. Dad is not a born pervert.
Speaking of which, since Xiaoqin has always misunderstood the squad leader as her love rival, why don't I just take action on the squad leader?
Speaking of which, since Xiaoqin has always misunderstood the squad leader as her love rival, why don't I just take action on the squad leader?
If I pretend to pursue them, it will only make them hate me more, and it will also make Xiaoqin completely disappointed in me, and then I will never come back!
In this way, I will not be bound and corrupted by the love of children, I can insist on being myself, and I can be Spartan!
On the other hand, Director Cao's reason for divorce was that he contracted a sexually transmitted disease when he was in Japan (of course it's cured now), so he was sued for divorce by his wife.
What a wonderful idea! He is indeed my father’s son! You would definitely not be able to come up with this idea without an IQ of over 250!
No, let’s forget it after thinking about it. I already have twenty photos of Xiaoqin (she disguised herself as a robot toy and forced it on me when I went to her house to repair my computer last time). Now I’m going to record her moans. |If you moan, you may not know what it will be used for in the future.
And if I pretend to pursue someone else, wouldn’t it be self-defeating if that girl really falls in love with me because of it?
"Where did you learn these things that are inappropriate for children! Not to mention your mother, even your father would be so sad that he would shed tears if he knew about it!"
The next step is how to implement it specifically. I don’t have enough experience, so it’s best to take it step by step and plan for the long term.
That is: Why did his mother leave him?
This seems like a good idea! I thought of another good idea! I'm so smart!
Which of your ears heard me asking you to call me daddy? Although I was deceived by you on the phone just now and called you Auntie Ren for a long time, I am not so petty and asked you to call me daddy as soon as I turned around!
In addition, my father criticized me and said that it is rude to hang up on other people's phone calls, and it is even more rude to hang up on girls. After doing this, it will be difficult to find the other side of myself.
Xiao Qin refused to give up.
"Who admitted that you are my girlfriend! And you are too arrogant, right? How dare you think that your flat figure can be compared with that of AV actresses!"
But women can actually make you no longer recognize yourself.
Dad, who has understood so many truths, is trapped in love, giving up on himself and unwilling to transcend.
I don’t want to follow my father’s path. Sometimes, I think it’s pretty cool to call a chicken to get sexually transmitted diseases like Director Cao did.
Xiao Qin refused to give up.
How stupid, Dad, who would search for the other side as hard as you do! Your son plans to make a fancy carrot from today on! Two boats, three boats, eight boats... and a harem! What a scumbag I will do! I must make all the girls I come into contact with hate me!
Just having a few erotic dreams with Xiaoqin as the object was already perverted enough, but if I sat among a lot of her photos and masturbated while listening to the recording of her moans, there would be no turning back.
The enemy may be able to change your destiny and maim your limbs, but as long as you persevere, you will become stronger and more invincible.
"Absolutely not! I will never call you daddy under any circumstances! That would be too perverted!"
"Hmm... I'm a little embarrassed. Student Ye Lin, do you want me to call you 'husband' or 'master'?"
Dad smiled, not obscenely at all. It was the smile of a wise man that I had not seen for a long time, like a monk who had gained enlightenment in the mountains. He touched my head and said to me:
I didn’t understand this sentence, but it was cool, so I remembered it.
In this way, I will not be bound and corrupted by the love of children, I can insist on being myself, and I can be Spartan!
"Come and take care of your son! He forces his girlfriend to call him daddy!"
Just having a few erotic dreams with Xiaoqin as the object was already perverted enough, but if I sat among a lot of her photos and masturbated while listening to the recording of her moans, there would be no turning back.
Speaking of which, since Xiaoqin has always misunderstood the squad leader as her love rival, why don't I just take action on the squad leader?
If I pretend to pursue them, it will only make them hate me more, and it will also make Xiaoqin completely disappointed in me, and then I will never come back!
Whether it's Gong Caicai from the school committee, Xiao Xiong from the sports committee, Zhuang Ni from the arts committee, or even Shu Sha, the monitor, they should all fall into the category of those who will never fall in love with me, right?
If his mother had not left him, he would have chosen to stick to this ordinary love until the end of his life, right?
"Uncle, uncle!" Xiaoqin yelled crazily on the phone, the volume almost deafening my ears.
My dad who was reading a science magazine seemed to be very interested in this issue, but he said that the truth told to you by others is useless, you can only find it yourself.
I didn’t understand this sentence, but it was cool, so I remembered it.
This can get twice the result with half the effort, right? How efficient! Besides, although the monitor has been a bit weird towards me lately, as the monitor, she can't take the lead in violating the "100 Rules Prohibiting Intimate Contact between Boys and Girls", right?
"And he dares to watch porn openly even when you are at home... He is so disrespectful, please discipline him!"
Does such a person exist? Thinking about it carefully, my worries are actually unnecessary, right? I have a bad character and a repulsive appearance. Except for Xiao Qin, no normal girl in the class would fall in love with me, right?
Xiao Qin refused to give up.
"What? Is it because my poor performance has disappointed classmate Ye Lin?"
If he is not the owner of the "Happy Valley Adult Sex | Fun | Uses | Products Store", nor is he an porn commentator of the "HHH Hobby Club", but is still preaching and teaching on the university forum, then I will be proud to introduce Dad is known to others.
Of course, everything must be done in front of Xiaoqin, otherwise it will be completely meaningless.
I should have recorded the clip of you moaning and exchanged the phone recording with you!
My dad who was reading a science magazine seemed to be very interested in this issue, but he said that the truth told to you by others is useless, you can only find it yourself.
Who wants to watch porn movies with you? If Aunt Ren catches me watching porn with her daughter, my miserable 14-year-old life will end immediately!
And if I pretend to pursue someone else, wouldn’t it be self-defeating if that girl really falls in love with me because of it?
I forgot to ask on the phone just now, and I don’t know if Xiaoqin will come to class tomorrow.
She was worried that Xiaoqin would fall into a low mood because of this, thinking about her divorced parents and stopped talking. Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin refused loudly:
Who is masturbating just to the sound of your voice? You think your home phone is the midnight porn line!
"How did you win?" I asked in surprise.
"No, it's not obvious! Just now, classmate Ye Lin had to rely on porn to comfort himself. Now, now he can just listen to my voice!"