The situation suddenly changed, and Xiaoqin's nonsense caused the mentally ill people to start fighting among themselves. In an instant, three of them fell to the ground, leaving only four people in white suits, Xiao Li, Lolicon No. 3 and bearded people still standing.
The four psychopaths who were still standing almost started fighting among themselves again because of a boring argument, but finally reached a compromise and ordered a pizza delivery set. I wonder if the number "four" reminded them of the four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
"Classmate Ye Lin is one of the four guardians that Fang Xin needs in the ceremony to become an immortal!" Xiao Qin said nonsense without drafting, "Classmate Ye Lin's fate belongs to the 'Green Dragon', and it will be done when Fang Xin becomes an immortal. Stay at the position of the Eastern Green Dragon! Only by finding all four guardians can Fang Xin successfully ascend in the daytime!"
"I told you not to dwell on this," Bai Sui said disdainfully, "Last time, you almost stabbed Dr. Meng with a clothes drying rack because of the issue of whether one ponytail was cute or double ponytail. What's the point of that!"
The list in the white suit seems to be all the locations of famous mental hospitals. I really don't understand why the title of "King of Mental Illness" is up for grabs.
"Nonsense! Why should we help Fang Xin?"
Bearded man threw the dying cigarette butt to the ground and stamped it out. He took a lighter in his left hand to replace the cigarette and used it as ignition for the gas tank.
We didn't order anything for the hostages because we were afraid that we would want to go to the toilet after eating, which would cause trouble.
Officer Ma learned that something had happened in the classroom through the bug placed in the recess of my shoe, so he wanted to take advantage of the other party's attrition and use the excuse of delivering food to let a special police officer disguised as a delivery boy sneak into the classroom and take a look. Can some action be taken - although I am not the roundworm in Officer Ma's belly, it is like that in movies, isn't it
"I brought snacks!" Xiaoqin very kindly took out the fruit peel and gave it to Da Xiaoxia. Although the fruit peel helps digestion and may make you hungry if you eat it on an empty stomach, Da Xiaoxia still happily took it.
"Don't think that I am helping you," Officer Ma reminded me, "but under the current circumstances, I judge that this is the best solution - you seem to be very confident in persuading those mentally ill people?"
"It's almost seven o'clock now. Don't you want to eat some food? Just tell me what you want to eat and I will contact the takeaway restaurant for you."
"Air mattress..." Gong Caicai has not yet recovered from the shock and shame, and her scallop-like self-protection method is also strange.
"Okay, I want to eat Goubuli steamed buns and sweet tofu nao." Bai Sui made the request directly to the police without thinking too much.
"How could it be the two of them? They are not worthy of each other! They are totally uncute!"
"Boss, you are actually a sweet tofu noodle pie!" Xiao Li immediately became furious, "You can only add salt to the tofu noodle!"
The person who was mistaken for Lolicon No. 3 and beaten to the ground was a pointy-headed guy with a weak sense of presence. Professor Bai accidentally omitted it when he sent the information about the Seven Heroes of Dongshan. Later, he told me in the reissued message that this The guy claimed to be "never dead", but he was knocked down with one punch by Xiao Li. I always felt that he was a bit unworthy of his name.
"Yes, the anti-terrorism special operations team should be mobilized! In order to deal with emergencies, haven't the special operations teams been training for several years?"
"Become an immortal? No one in our hospital has become an immortal for a long time..."
"The ones being held hostage now are one teacher and seven students. If another student is taken in..."
After listening to Xiaoqin's nonsense, Bai Suiyi showed a shocked expression as if he was enlightened: "Do you need to find a protector? It turns out that the guy from the Qincheng Second Hospital was right..."
You don't need to ask to know that it is a mental hospital. It seems that mental patients are really keen on exchanging ways to become immortals. It seems that someone's theory coincides with Xiaoqin's nonsense.
"Huh huh huh," Xiao Qin snorted three times, then her face darkened, and she pointed at the "I Can't Help It", "Tanghulu Two Yuan a String" and "Lori Control No. 3" among the Seven Heroes of Dongshan, framed. Framed:
"Who told you about a blood elf girl?" Xiao Li said angrily, "I'm talking about a blood elf man with a single ponytail!"
"I see," Xiao Qin's nonsense theory actually made Bai Suiyi accept it easily, "Then tell me, what role can Ye Lin play in Fang Xin's path to becoming an immortal?"
Xiaoqin was prepared for this: "Of course there are great benefits! As the saying goes: One person can ascend to heaven with Taoism. If you serve as a guardian to Fang Xin, they can all ascend to heaven together! Ye Lin refused because he was nostalgic for the world. Be a protector for Fang Xin and ascend to heaven with him!"
"Fang Xin believes that as long as he collects enough intelligence, which is the 'cause' of the matter, he can deduce the outcome of the matter. This is true for small things as well as big things... I may have been regarded by him as the 'cause' of a certain result. '."
Among the police officers present, Officer Ma had the second highest position. When he heard that I volunteered to rescue people, he overcame all opinions and took all the responsibility on himself to support my personal actions.
"They are the three guardians that Fang Xin has already found, Xuanwu, Suzaku and Baihu! Classmate Ye Lin is the last person Fang Xin needs! And they are the traitors among you!!"
Lolicon No. 3 said in disgust: "The Draenei girl's breasts are too big and don't match the twin tails! The blood elf girl's figure is rather slim..."
No! Found a gay guy like Pentheus! BL writer PHS also said that the reality is too bizarre and cannot be accepted!
"I'm hungry..." Big Speaker now regretted not leaving the classroom just now.
"What result does Fang Xin want?" Bai Suiyi frowned, "Isn't he satisfied with being the ruler of Dongshan Mental Hospital? He also wants to conquer Deshengmen in Beijing, Liujiao Pavilion in Hubei, Longquan Mountain in Liuzhou... and become a mentally ill person dominating the country. King!"
I don’t know where I got the confidence. Maybe it’s because after seeing the highest level of mental illness like Fang Xin, I was faced with a lot of difficulties and other mental patients didn’t like him very much, right
Having just finished eating Xiaoqin's fruit peel, Da Xiaoba felt even hungrier and expressed extreme indignation. Fortunately, she dug out soda crackers from Xiong Yaoyue's desk, otherwise she would have gone up to fight the mentally ill people.
"Nonsense! It's just a single ponytail!" Xiao Li insisted, "Take "World of Warcraft" as an example. Don't you think the blood elves with a single ponytail are much cuter than the draenei girls with double ponytails?"
Time turned back to the present, and Dongshan Qixiong in a white suit asked me on the podium what calculation results Fang Xin wanted to achieve by writing me in the mathematical formula, and how they should use this to counter Fang Xin.
"Although it is true that I like Bai Hu, being a protector for Fang Xin is another matter!"
At this time, the cell phone with the loudspeaker confiscated rang in the pocket of the white suit. The police used this cell phone to communicate with the hostage takers.
"Fang Xin is different from them!" Xiao Qin stood up from her seat and said with great seriousness, "Fang Xin has learned from the failures of his predecessors and summed up a set of effective methods for ascension! Fang Xin is no longer Satisfied with being the king of psychopaths in the human world, he will ascend to the immortal world and become a psychopath that would even make the Jade Emperor tremble!"
"Lolicon No. 3" was luckier. Xiao Li suffered from intermittent face recognition disorder at the last moment and beat another accomplice unconscious as Lolicon No. 3. Lolicon No. 3 ran to Baidu. He ducked behind his suit and finally escaped.
"Xiao Li, you are too reckless," Bai Suiyi sighed, "Although you may all be traitors except myself, I originally planned not to take any of you to Hawaii after defeating Fang Xin... But it would be a little bit to kill him now. Good morning..."
"Fang Xin wants to become an immortal!" Xiao Qin suddenly said without any clue.
The squad leader, who was racking his brains to save everyone, was about to say something, but was interrupted by Xiaoqin's bizarre train of thought that was no less than mentally ill.
It seems that Fang Xin regards me as an indispensable element to defeat Ai Shuqiao and obtain maximum benefits. However, these inside information cannot be told in front of the Seven Heroes of Dongshan, and even if told to them, it is probably not the answer they want. .
Of course, these three people refused to admit it.
How could I know! That should be high technology related to chaos mathematics, right? If I know chaos mathematics, do I still need to take classes in junior high school
The man in the white suit snorted with great disdain, "I have told that person a long time ago that it is unreliable to fly up by touching the switch. He must not believe it, so in the end he will be completely destroyed, right?"
"No! There's something wrong here!" Xiao Li said blankly, "If four guardians are needed, it's impossible for Fang Xin's calculation to contain only Ye Lin's name! Where are the other three people?"
"Of course it's cute with twin ponytails!" Lolicon No. 3 commented.
"You told me a long time ago that you live like a year and don't care about the world at all, right? It turns out that we have already agreed to ascend to heaven with Fang Xin! Have you forgotten what you told me about our eternal oath!"
"The problem is that the other party is a psychopath, not a terrorist! Mental patients don't think logically. What if the anti-terrorist Rangers have no experience in dealing with mentally ill people, and it backfires and causes them to self-destruct?"
"Yeah, there's no benefit in helping Fang Xin!"
"This is good material for writing a novel..." PHS took a piece of paper and started writing as fast as he could.
In fact, many people in the Dongshan City Police were opposed to me agreeing to the request of the mentally ill and venturing into the classroom of Class 3 (3) of junior high school.
Xiao Li, who was burning with jealousy, couldn't help but explain. After hitting "Two yuan a bunch of sugar-coated haws on a stick", he hit "My fate is up to me" until he vomited sour water and fell to his knees.
But now, I have no choice but to use the causal calculation theory of the Scientific Happiness Sect that Professor Bai told me to fool people.
"I won't be afraid if there is food. I can continue watching the show!"
"It's true!!" After hearing what Xiao Qin said, Xiao Li's liver and gallbladder burst into tears. He shouted and punched "Two yuan a bunch of candied haws" and laid him down.
"Boss! This girl wronged us!" Lolicon No. 3 pointed at Xiaoqin with grief and anger, "We didn't take refuge in Fang Xin! She is a slanderer! Don't think that I will let you go just because you are a short-breasted lolita. …”
"Probably... haven't found it yet?" Teacher Yu replied tremblingly. As a teacher, he actually participated in such a retarded discussion, which made the monitor cover his face and sigh.
"Yes, there was indeed someone who cultivated to the Nascent Soul stage 300 years ago, but he failed when he overcame the tribulation."
The speaker is "Two yuan a string of candied haws" who lives like a year.