"Don't I look like I'm pretending to be?" I twisted the chest of my school uniform's sports top into a swirl shape.
"Yes, yes, yes! Get the bag back to me quickly!" the middle-aged woman shouted from behind me, "You don't have to use the contents inside, the bag is more valuable! I will reward you for bringing the bag back!"
"It would be great if I meet an ATM robber," Xiaoqin said without any malice, "then if I subdue the robber, classmate Ye Lin will award me a star!"
However, Xiaoqin's expression quickly returned to normal.
"For a detective, the truth requires many clues to put into the puzzle, and the fact that you just pretended to have a heart attack is the last piece of the puzzle."
The monitor crossed his arms and tilted his head back to better scorn me.
Of course, I didn’t say anything that was not necessary for the squad leader to know. I just said that Dr. Yu finally found a specific medicine to cure me after painstaking research, and then he was very happy to cure me.
When I saw the robber at the corner, he had already fallen to the ground, half of his shirt was taken off, and his sleeves became ropes that tied his hands behind his back. I don’t know if it was because of Xiaoqin’s iron fist or because of drug addiction. He was frothing at the mouth and unconscious.
"No! I'm fine!"
Xiaoqin was sitting on a low wall next to her, dangling her legs, as if taking down a robber was an easy and enjoyable routine. A pile of stolen money was placed on the wall.
Aim at the sandbag hanging in the bedroom, first 200 jabs, and then 50 uppercuts! And kicks! Split legs! Arhat Nioh Fist! Mongolian hegemony! Go to hell, you scumbag!
Whenever I hear the news about young people with great prospects whose lives are ruined by drugs, I always feel that Officer Ma and their work are very valuable, so even if Officer Ma is not so friendly to me, I still "adults have a lot" often Don't argue with him.
In order to avoid being regarded by outsiders as a mentally ill person suffering from ADHD and then receiving chicken blood injections, I closed the curtains in advance.
The squad leader immediately helped call the police. She did not reluctantly catch up with the drug-addled robber who might have jumped over the wall. After all, she had not officially become a police officer and did not have police tools.
"It's completely fine! I tested it myself at home yesterday, and now it's no problem even if I go to participate in a triathlon immediately! Hahahahaha!!"
I might look like an idiot when I try my best to show off in front of the squad leader.
"Xiaolin, do you want to have a heart-to-heart talk with me?"
Of course, strictly speaking, although the heart disease is gone, the virus in the blood is still there, but it will no longer have an adverse effect on me.
"Well, the heart disease is indeed cured..."
As he spoke, he tilted his body and fell toward the monitor, the same movement Amy made when she fell on me on Halloween.
"Class, monitor..."
But I came a step too late.
It was okay if the monitor didn’t remind me. As soon as the monitor reminded me, I immediately grabbed the clothes on my chest and looked in pain:
It’s okay. The reduction in exercise over the past few months does not seem to have greatly reduced my physical fitness. The most important thing is that after my stress test, it can be confirmed that the viral heart disease has been completely cured!
A middle-aged woman's urgent cry for help suddenly rang out among the crowd.
I can only tell the squad leader the truth.
When I went to school on Monday, I couldn't hide my excitement and smiled all morning.
Look at this, he must be a drug addict! Because I have no money, I take drugs, so I take risks. No matter whether it is in a crowded place or not, I will grab the money when I see it. If you have money, go buy drugs!
Isn't it? Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here! A robbery took place in broad daylight at an ATM cashier office adjacent to the squad leader and the others.
"Ye Lin? What are you and Xiaoqin going to do?"
Did you stop by to get some money after dinner? I vaguely heard that the squad leader was planning to cook a sumptuous banquet to celebrate my recovery from a heart disease, so are I withdrawing money to buy raw materials now? No need to spend money! If you really want to cook for me, you can go to Amy's VIP building. You can use all kinds of high-end ingredients at your disposal!
People are in high spirits when happy events happen. Today I not only helped Niu Shili get the teaching aids for physics class, but also helped the first-year students remove the basketball stuck between the basket and the backboard. I even competed with Xiong Yaoyue on who can rush to the canteen first.
What a fiasco! My IQ drops drastically when I get carried away, and I probably won't be able to correct this weakness in my lifetime!
Worried that something might happen to Xiao Qin, I picked up the LV bag and continued to chase her. It wasn’t that I wanted to get the reward from the rich woman, but if the robber showed his weapon, I could use this precious bag as a shield. .
A middle-aged woman in gorgeous clothes took a thick stack of money and put it in her bag. She was walking slowly around. Unexpectedly, a pale and extremely malnourished robber rushed beside her and snatched the bag away. Come over and run staggeringly into the alley.
"Then it's better to be cautious," the squad leader calmly advised. "It's best to suspend the duties of the sports committee for a while and wait until your physical condition is stable before making arrangements."
Halfway through her words, she suddenly covered her neck and screamed "Oh!"
"Yes, it is located in the snack street behind No. 28 Middle School. The prisoner is of medium build, wearing dark blue clothes, and has a very pale complexion. I don't know if he is holding a murder weapon."
Robbers don’t know what they’re selling! Did he actually take away the cash and lose the more valuable LV bag? However, it is also possible that he had no channel to sell the stolen goods and was in a hurry to buy drugs, so whether it was an LV bag, a mobile phone or cosmetics, he threw them all on the ground casually.
"What on earth are you doing?" The monitor finally noticed my abnormality. She lowered her voice and said to me, "Aren't you afraid of having a heart attack? I finally suspended you from your duties as a sports committee member..."
Dad heard my call through the door and thought I had encountered something annoying outside and was venting my anger.
Damn it! I really grabbed the wrong chest! Because racing with Xiong Yaoyue consumes a lot of oxygen, I am now in the oxygen replenishment stage, and the workload on my lungs is a bit heavy, causing a slight burning sensation. So when I pretended to have a heart attack, I subconsciously grabbed my right chest!
The furious middle-aged woman pointed at the drug addict's fleeing figure and shouted to the crowd of onlookers.
"Help! Someone is stealing money!"
"Robbing money! Call the police! My mobile phone is also in that bag!"
Xiaoqin laughed out loud behind me, "~\(≧▽≦)/~Long live! It's finally my turn to show off my skills!"
"Is your heart disease cured?" The monitor sidled away from my impact, and his long hair gradually returned to its normal state. "When I saw you entering the classroom this morning, your expression was very energetic, so I had this suspicion. … Now it seems that’s indeed the case.”
"Yes! I have a heart disease!"
"Eh? How did you know?" I was confused. "I did run and jump a lot today, but that doesn't prove my mental illness... No, my heart disease has been cured!"
I did nothing else all Sunday except perform functional tests on my heart.
"Is there any happy event for classmate Ye Lin?" Xiao Qin, who was sitting next to me, asked.
At noon, I led Xiaoqin to have a tooth ceremony on the snack street, but I found the monitor and Gong Caicai appeared at the door of the self-service bank. The monitor was withdrawing money from the ATM machine, and Gong Caicai looked around nervously.
Eh? Could it be the legendary LV (pronounced "donkey") brand bag? It seems that there are quite a lot of rich women in Dongshan City!
"Hmph, not to mention that when you pretended to have a heart attack, your lips didn't turn blue at all. The most important thing is that the heart should be on the left side! Isn't it too fake for you to grab the right side of your chest!?"
"Don't do anything stupid!" I wanted to call Xiaoqin, but she swayed and chased towards the alley where the robber disappeared. I had no choice but to follow her.
"What's wrong with you!?" I was shocked. "Did you get injured in the fight?"
"Don't be so dumb! You've been on guard for more than a month and haven't seen any ATM robbers. How could it be the squad leader's turn to withdraw money..."
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... As the saying goes: A good man protects three villages, a good dog protects three neighbours. Although I am a cat, I feel good about punishing evil and promoting good. More importantly, Ye Lin's classmate association gave me a star. !”
Why! Even if I am afraid that others will see me gossiping and dare not use my elastic body to cushion me, I should at least help me out of humanitarianism! Fortunately, I reacted quickly, otherwise my head would have hit the wall and made a big bump!
After beating the sandbag, I did another 100 squats and 100 push-ups until I lay on the bed dripping with sweat and couldn't move anymore.
Incredibly, the monitor actually avoided it! Instead of helping me, he avoided me! !
Her eyes fell on Gong Caicai, who was nearest. She must have seen the mobile phone in Gong Caicai's hand, so she used her fleshy double chin to signal Gong Caicai to call the police. However, Gong Caicai had just witnessed the robbery. The whole process of the crime happened. At this time, I was scared out of my wits. I was trembling all over and didn't know what to do.
"I accidentally exercised too much and my body felt so uncomfortable..."
The squad leader also noticed that we were nearby and disapproved of our reckless act of bravery.
The squad leader just turned her back to the outside. When she turned around after withdrawing the money, the robber had already run away.
Of course there is a happy event! Because my heart disease is cured! But I have never told you that I have had a heart disease, so it is not convenient to tell you now that I have been cured. I can share the joy with the monitor, but in that case, the monitor will not be particularly accommodating to me, right? ? Should I hide it from the squad leader for a while longer
"Are you completely okay?" The squad leader, who kept his distance from me, seemed a little indifferent from his stance, but his tone was very caring.
The class bell rang at this time, and the monitor couldn't say anything more to me, but when she walked away from me, I found her hand on her chest, as if she had breathed a long sigh of relief.
"Hey, it's not that I was injured~ I wore a lot of clothes in autumn and there was static electricity on my body, so I accidentally electrocuted myself!"
I followed Xiaoqin into the alley, twisting and turning, but saw no sign of Xiaoqin. Instead, I saw the LV bag discarded on the ground.
As she spoke, she stuck out her little tongue at me and said cutely: "Every autumn, I turn into an electric eel cat, which is really troublesome! Isn't classmate Ye Lin afraid of being shocked by me and then afraid to approach me?"