Xiaoqin hugged the squad leader and seemed to want to force the squad leader to be her girlfriend to prove that she was a man.
Like an Olympic gymnastics performance, Xiaoqin held the bicycle seat with both hands and used it as a fulcrum. She bent forward and made a forward roll, and suddenly jumped in front of the bicycle!
In any case, it was inappropriate to leave Xiaoqin, who thought she was a boy, in a public place. After the monitor regained his senses and stopped the bicycle, he winked at me, and then suddenly started to tickle Xiaoqin's waist and let her There were many flaws, so I took the opportunity to rush forward and grab Xiaoqin's hands.
With the silly laughter unique to drunkards, Xiaoqin picked up a big red and black centipede and walked towards me with an evil look on her face.
Xiaoqin shrugged as if she was struck, "Then...how could it be a bra? It's just because I'm too strong, so the vest looks too small!"
The little bully naturally also participated in the cricket war with everyone, but maybe because she was impatient, the crickets she caught were not very powerful, so she was defeated by my crickets several times. So in order to get revenge, she took advantage of my absence. At home, a wild cat crammed in through the window of my house, and then several of the crickets I kept in cans were eaten by the wild cat until only their legs were left...
Xiaoqin squatted in the middle of the ruins with a move that was not very elegant for a girl, and used a wooden stick to pull away the broken bricks and tiles. Fortunately, she was not wearing a skirt, otherwise this posture would definitely expose her.
childish! Your thinking is still stuck in the 1980s! These days, girls can have girlfriends, just like boys can have boyfriends!
Xiaoqin squatted in the middle of the ruins with a move that was not very elegant for a girl, and used a wooden stick to pull away the broken bricks and tiles. Fortunately, she was not wearing a skirt, otherwise this posture would definitely expose her.
The distance from the subway station to the school is about the same as that to my home, or even closer.
The embarrassed squad leader tried to push Xiaoqin away but failed. I couldn't stand it anymore and said to Xiaoqin:
Still in denial about reality? It seems that it is necessary to remind Xiaoqin of more things.
"Monitor, are you going to go back for evening self-study later?" I said to the monitor, "Why don't you go back to school first, and then I'll ride the bike back to you after I've taken care of Xiaoqin's affairs."
Being robbed by Xiaoqin, the squad leader was naturally very embarrassed.
The monitor probably remembered the first time I took a bath at Xiaoqin's house, and then Xiaoqin pulled off her bath towel and forced her to visit. At that time, the monitor felt that Xiaoqin's eyes were "like a boy", but he mentioned it again in front of me. I was rather embarrassed, so I stopped talking in the middle of the sentence.
"That's all we have to do..." The squad leader sighed after taking the bicycle from my hand, "I have to go back to maintain the discipline of evening self-study. You watch Xiaoqin and don't let her get into danger."
"The fact that you are flatter doesn't prove that you are a man! Brother Chun is also very flatter, isn't it? Breasts and Adam's apple are called secondary sexual characteristics in the "Physical Hygiene" class! In comparison, aren't they? The first sexual characteristics are the most important! You don’t have any..."
"Don't come over!" I made a defensive posture, "If you really plan to stuff centipedes into my clothes, I won't be polite to you! I... I will grab your breasts hard, believe it or not. !”
"That's all we have to do..." The squad leader sighed after taking the bicycle from my hand, "I have to go back to maintain the discipline of evening self-study. You watch Xiaoqin and don't let her get into danger."
The sight of ruins reminded me of my childhood. At that time, every summer, the children in the courtyard would catch crickets to fight with each other. The ruins were a good place to catch crickets. Following the mating calls of male crickets, I could hear them. If you open the gravel, you may catch a "Black General".
I originally wanted to say "You don't have a dick down there", but due to the presence of the squad leader, in order to be more civilized, I temporarily changed it to "You don't have that down there!"
I followed Xiaoqin to the ruins of a demolished building.
"It's okay," I waved to the squad leader to reassure her, "Xiaoqin and I grew up together, and I can probably figure out her behavior, and I will never let Xiaoqin get into danger. After all, she is the future adopted sister..."
"How can these be intimate words..." I scratched my head.
By the way, the Little Overlord is really traditional in her thinking. The old-time feudal lynching method of pig cage immersion is actually talked about by her who was born in modern times.
"You man, sister!" I said angrily, "You just saw the girly development bra you were wearing! Would a man wear that?"
After being drunk, Xiaoqin ignored it. She opened a small slit in her sports uniform pants from the waistband. After taking a quick look, she immediately showed an annoyed expression:
I originally wanted to say "You don't have a dick down there", but due to the presence of the squad leader, in order to be more civilized, I temporarily changed it to "You don't have that down there!"
childish! Your thinking is still stuck in the 1980s! These days, girls can have girlfriends, just like boys can have boyfriends!
"Monitor, please go back to school." I started to chase Xiaoqin and turned around and said to the monitor, "You have also seen that Xiaoqin's thoughts are messy when she is drunk. I will follow her until she wakes up. Too much useless.”
I originally wanted to say "You don't have a dick down there", but due to the presence of the squad leader, in order to be more civilized, I temporarily changed it to "You don't have that down there!"
"Eh? Where did he run to! You must have stolen it!!"
With the silly laughter unique to drunkards, Xiaoqin picked up a big red and black centipede and walked towards me with an evil look on her face.
The little bully naturally also participated in the cricket war with everyone, but maybe because she was impatient, the crickets she caught were not very powerful, so she was defeated by my crickets several times. So in order to get revenge, she took advantage of my absence. At home, a wild cat crammed in through the window of my house, and then several of the crickets I kept in cans were eaten by the wild cat until only their legs were left...
The distance from the subway station to the school is about the same as that to my home, or even closer.
What's happening here? Xiaoqin, are you Dr. Jekyll? With your little bully personality, do you know how to find alcohol to maintain your existence? With two wine candies, you transformed for more than an hour. If you drank the entire bottle of beer, would you not be able to regain your daughter's heart today
Being robbed by Xiaoqin, the squad leader was naturally very embarrassed.
While she was talking, Xiao Qin, who was lying on the back seat of the bicycle, suddenly woke up. Her wide-open eyes, which were not sleepy, clearly indicated that her behavior just now was pretending to be asleep! What a cunning guy!
Steal your sister! Can that thing be stolen? Or are you referring to the socks you used to pretend to be little JJ when you were a child
"Stop! Don't hold that thing!" I stopped Xiaoqin from getting closer, "What does it look like for a girl to hold a big centipede! You don't look like a girl at all now!"
I followed Xiaoqin to the ruins of a demolished building.
Xiaoqin squatted in the middle of the ruins with a move that was not very elegant for a girl, and used a wooden stick to pull away the broken bricks and tiles. Fortunately, she was not wearing a skirt, otherwise this posture would definitely expose her.
"Stop! Don't hold that thing!" I stopped Xiaoqin from getting closer, "What does it look like for a girl to hold a big centipede! You don't look like a girl at all now!"
"N-nonsense! How good do you feel about yourself! Even if I take a hundred million steps back, if I were really a girl, I would never fall in love with you! Let alone participate in any star list reward activities, and you will Act like a monkey!"
"The fact that you are flatter doesn't prove that you are a man! Brother Chun is also very flatter, isn't it? Breasts and Adam's apple are called secondary sexual characteristics in the "Physical Hygiene" class! In comparison, aren't they? The first sexual characteristics are the most important! You don’t have any..."
In any case, it was inappropriate to leave Xiaoqin, who thought she was a boy, in a public place. After the monitor regained his senses and stopped the bicycle, he winked at me, and then suddenly started to tickle Xiaoqin's waist and let her There were many flaws, so I took the opportunity to rush forward and grab Xiaoqin's hands.
Xiaoqin didn't listen to me and continued to pry open a large piece of red brick with a wooden stick.
"Monitor, are you going to go back for evening self-study later?" I said to the monitor, "Why don't you go back to school first, and then I'll ride the bike back to you after I've taken care of Xiaoqin's affairs."
The last half of my sentence made Xiaoqin blush so much that she almost bled.
I get angry just thinking about it! What are you doing now? Are you catching crickets? But it’s autumn now! Don’t you know the saying goes: “A grasshopper in autumn can’t jump around for a few more days”!
While she was talking, Xiao Qin, who was lying on the back seat of the bicycle, suddenly woke up. Her wide-open eyes, which were not sleepy, clearly indicated that her behavior just now was pretending to be asleep! What a cunning guy!
Running will make you sweat, and sweating will make you sober. I originally had this wishful thinking, thinking that Xiaoqin would soon return to the "kind-hearted childhood sweetheart comic cat maid" after I chased her.
"N-nonsense! How good do you feel about yourself! Even if I take a hundred million steps back, if I were really a girl, I would never fall in love with you! Let alone participate in any star list reward activities, and you will Act like a monkey!"
Ever since I watched the centipede episode in "Journey to the West" when I was a child, I have always had a psychological shadow on centipedes. To me, they are poisonous similar to snakes, but Xiaoqin grabbed the centipede's tail with ease, as if It is by grasping its "seven inches" that it can neither fight back nor escape.
Xiaoqin, whose hands were restrained, once tried to resist, but under the dual effects of alcohol and pressure, she opened her mouth, yawned exaggeratedly, leaned back, and fell asleep leaning on the monitor. .
The last half of my sentence made Xiaoqin blush so much that she almost bled.
"Xiao Qin, wake up! You are a girl!" the monitor also shouted.
I followed Xiaoqin to the ruins of a demolished building.
You're right. Unlike Gong Caicai, your breasts are so small that it's really difficult for me to catch them. At the same time, I have to be careful not to let centipedes fall into my collar.
"Xiao Qin!" I slowly approached her from behind, "Have you had enough? Go home when you've had enough! It will be the beginning of winter in two days, and there will be no crickets here!"
Running will make you sweat, and sweating will make you sober. I originally had this wishful thinking, thinking that Xiaoqin would soon return to the "kind-hearted childhood sweetheart comic cat maid" after I chased her.
I talked about Xiaoqin's gender cognitive disorder again, this time more thoroughly, and even mentioned that Xiaoqin pretended to be a boy and had a fight with me when she was a child - but I didn't say that I was only beaten unilaterally. .
After being drunk, Xiaoqin ignored it. She opened a small slit in her sports uniform pants from the waistband. After taking a quick look, she immediately showed an annoyed expression:
The squad leader and I looked at each other, not knowing what to do with Xiaoqin who was sleeping with a cute smile, for fear that she would still be that violent when she woke up.
"Stop! Don't hold that thing!" I stopped Xiaoqin from getting closer, "What does it look like for a girl to hold a big centipede! You don't look like a girl at all now!"
Obviously she was worried that the squad leader and I were "committing adultery", but Xiaoqin turned around and ran into the narrow alley, not sure why she was in a hurry.
Xiaoqin shrugged as if she was struck, "Then...how could it be a bra? It's just because I'm too strong, so the vest looks too small!"
"Asshole! I'm not a girl at all!" Xiaoqin's face turned redder because she drank another bottle of beer. She was holding a centipede in her right hand and patting her chest with her left hand. "I am an upright man!"
"Xiao Qin!" I slowly approached her from behind, "Have you had enough? Go home when you've had enough! It will be the beginning of winter in two days, and there will be no crickets here!"
Obviously she was worried that the squad leader and I were "committing adultery", but Xiaoqin turned around and ran into the narrow alley, not sure why she was in a hurry.
After some discussion, the squad leader helped Xiaoqin onto the back seat of the bicycle, and I pushed the bicycle and started moving aimlessly.
"Monitor, are you going to go back for evening self-study later?" I said to the monitor, "Why don't you go back to school first, and then I'll ride the bike back to you after I've taken care of Xiaoqin's affairs."
"How can these be intimate words..." I scratched my head.
You're right. Unlike Gong Caicai, your breasts are so small that it's really difficult for me to catch them. At the same time, I have to be careful not to let centipedes fall into my collar.
"Hmph, even if you selectively forget about things that are a little further away, you should still remember what happened this morning, right? Why did you chase the robber this morning? Is it not to get my reward? Because if you can get it together With ten thousand stars, I will make you my girlfriend again..."
"Xiao Qin!" I slowly approached her from behind, "Have you had enough? Go home when you've had enough! It will be the beginning of winter in two days, and there will be no crickets here!"
Being robbed by Xiaoqin, the squad leader was naturally very embarrassed.
"Who said I was looking for a cricket? I was obviously looking for a centipede, and I planned to put it in your collar..."
I get angry just thinking about it! What are you doing now? Are you catching crickets? But it’s autumn now! Don’t you know the saying goes: “A grasshopper in autumn can’t jump around for a few more days”!
"Monitor, are you going to go back for evening self-study later?" I said to the monitor, "Why don't you go back to school first, and then I'll ride the bike back to you after I've taken care of Xiaoqin's affairs."
The squad leader and I looked at each other, not knowing what to do with Xiaoqin who was sleeping with a cute smile, for fear that she would still be that violent when she woke up.
"Stop! Don't hold that thing!" I stopped Xiaoqin from getting closer, "What does it look like for a girl to hold a big centipede! You don't look like a girl at all now!"
The little bully naturally also participated in the cricket war with everyone, but maybe because she was impatient, the crickets she caught were not very powerful, so she was defeated by my crickets several times. So in order to get revenge, she took advantage of my absence. At home, a wild cat crammed in through the window of my house, and then several of the crickets I kept in cans were eaten by the wild cat until only their legs were left...
The little bully naturally also participated in the cricket war with everyone, but maybe because she was impatient, the crickets she caught were not very powerful, so she was defeated by my crickets several times. So in order to get revenge, she took advantage of my absence. At home, a wild cat crammed in through the window of my house, and then several of the crickets I kept in cans were eaten by the wild cat until only their legs were left...
"How can these be intimate words..." I scratched my head.
The squad leader shook his head, "Xiaoqin will fall if there is no one to help her from behind. And what happened to her..."
Damn it! Such a big centipede scares even me! Release the centipede quickly! How anxious would its family be when they find out that it is missing
The embarrassed squad leader tried to push Xiaoqin away but failed. I couldn't stand it anymore and said to Xiaoqin:
"You man, sister!" I said angrily, "You just saw the girly development bra you were wearing! Would a man wear that?"
What's happening here? Xiaoqin, are you Dr. Jekyll? With your little bully personality, do you know how to find alcohol to maintain your existence? With two wine candies, you transformed for more than an hour. If you drank the entire bottle of beer, would you not be able to regain your daughter's heart today
While she was talking, Xiao Qin, who was lying on the back seat of the bicycle, suddenly woke up. Her wide-open eyes, which were not sleepy, clearly indicated that her behavior just now was pretending to be asleep! What a cunning guy!
Xiaoqin, whose hands were restrained, once tried to resist, but under the dual effects of alcohol and pressure, she opened her mouth, yawned exaggeratedly, leaned back, and fell asleep leaning on the monitor. .
I talked about Xiaoqin's gender cognitive disorder again, this time more thoroughly, and even mentioned that Xiaoqin pretended to be a boy and had a fight with me when she was a child - but I didn't say that I was only beaten unilaterally. .
"Don't come over!" I made a defensive posture, "If you really plan to stuff centipedes into my clothes, I won't be polite to you! I... I will grab your breasts hard, believe it or not. !”
Xiaoqin said to me and the squad leader in a tone that said she was caught in a trap.
"Shut up! You are a liar!" Xiao Qin pointed at the squad leader and put an incredible description on the squad leader's head, "I have to leave to do some errands, so you stay here and stay! Don't seduce the wild ass! Don't give me anything. I’m a cuckold!”
The squad leader shook his head, "Xiaoqin will fall if there is no one to help her from behind. And what happened to her..."
"We are all men, what does it matter if you grab my chest? And you have to be able to hold it!" Xiaoqin dangled the centipede in her hand nonchalantly. I felt that the centipede was so aggrieved that it would cry.
"No wonder when I took a shower at Xiaoqin's house..."
Steal your sister! Can that thing be stolen? Or are you referring to the socks you used to pretend to be little JJ when you were a child
Being robbed by Xiaoqin, the squad leader was naturally very embarrassed.
The last half of my sentence made Xiaoqin blush so much that she almost bled.
"Monitor, are you going to go back for evening self-study later?" I said to the monitor, "Why don't you go back to school first, and then I'll ride the bike back to you after I've taken care of Xiaoqin's affairs."
childish! Your thinking is still stuck in the 1980s! These days, girls can have girlfriends, just like boys can have boyfriends!
Xiaoqin shrugged as if she was struck, "Then...how could it be a bra? It's just because I'm too strong, so the vest looks too small!"
"Monitor, please go back to school." I started to chase Xiaoqin and turned around and said to the monitor, "You have also seen that Xiaoqin's thoughts are messy when she is drunk. I will follow her until she wakes up. Too much useless.”
"Asshole! I'm not a girl at all!" Xiaoqin's face turned redder because she drank another bottle of beer. She was holding a centipede in her right hand and patting her chest with her left hand. "I am an upright man!"
The monitor probably remembered the first time I took a bath at Xiaoqin's house, and then Xiaoqin pulled off her bath towel and forced her to visit. At that time, the monitor felt that Xiaoqin's eyes were "like a boy", but he mentioned it again in front of me. I was rather embarrassed, so I stopped talking in the middle of the sentence.
The sight of ruins reminded me of my childhood. At that time, every summer, the children in the courtyard would catch crickets to fight with each other. The ruins were a good place to catch crickets. Following the mating calls of male crickets, I could hear them. If you open the gravel, you may catch a "Black General".
The squad leader shook his head, "Xiaoqin will fall if there is no one to help her from behind. And what happened to her..."
I followed Xiaoqin to the ruins of a demolished building.
"It's okay," I waved to the squad leader to reassure her, "Xiaoqin and I grew up together, and I can probably figure out her behavior, and I will never let Xiaoqin get into danger. After all, she is the future adopted sister..."
While she was talking, Xiao Qin, who was lying on the back seat of the bicycle, suddenly woke up. Her wide-open eyes, which were not sleepy, clearly indicated that her behavior just now was pretending to be asleep! What a cunning guy!
While she was talking, Xiao Qin, who was lying on the back seat of the bicycle, suddenly woke up. Her wide-open eyes, which were not sleepy, clearly indicated that her behavior just now was pretending to be asleep! What a cunning guy!
"No wonder when I took a shower at Xiaoqin's house..."
"Don't come over!" I made a defensive posture, "If you really plan to stuff centipedes into my clothes, I won't be polite to you! I... I will grab your breasts hard, believe it or not. !”
Like an Olympic gymnastics performance, Xiaoqin held the bicycle seat with both hands and used it as a fulcrum. She bent forward and made a forward roll, and suddenly jumped in front of the bicycle!
Xiaoqin shrugged as if she was struck, "Then...how could it be a bra? It's just because I'm too strong, so the vest looks too small!"
I originally wanted to say "You don't have a dick down there", but due to the presence of the squad leader, in order to be more civilized, I temporarily changed it to "You don't have that down there!"
"Hmph! I thought I was asleep, but the two of us said so many intimate words... Shameless!"
I followed Xiaoqin to the ruins of a demolished building.
You're right. Unlike Gong Caicai, your breasts are so small that it's really difficult for me to catch them. At the same time, I have to be careful not to let centipedes fall into my collar.
Xiaoqin didn't listen to me and continued to pry open a large piece of red brick with a wooden stick.
"Asshole! I'm not a girl at all!" Xiaoqin's face turned redder because she drank another bottle of beer. She was holding a centipede in her right hand and patting her chest with her left hand. "I am an upright man!"
"Hmph! I thought I was asleep, but the two of us said so many intimate words... Shameless!"
"Xiao Qin, wake up! You are a girl!" the monitor also shouted.
After being drunk, Xiaoqin ignored it. She opened a small slit in her sports uniform pants from the waistband. After taking a quick look, she immediately showed an annoyed expression:
"Hmph, even if you selectively forget about things that are a little further away, you should still remember what happened this morning, right? Why did you chase the robber this morning? Is it not to get my reward? Because if you can get it together With ten thousand stars, I will make you my girlfriend again..."
Except for me and Xiaoqin, no one came to this block with only ruined walls. Unlike in the early years, parents no longer trust their children to come to such a place and play dangerous games like catching bugs. Now they stay at home. ’s children have countless computer games to play.
The last half of my sentence made Xiaoqin blush so much that she almost bled.
"Xiao Qin!" I slowly approached her from behind, "Have you had enough? Go home when you've had enough! It will be the beginning of winter in two days, and there will be no crickets here!"
The distance from the subway station to the school is about the same as that to my home, or even closer.
"Xiao Qin!" I slowly approached her from behind, "Have you had enough? Go home when you've had enough! It will be the beginning of winter in two days, and there will be no crickets here!"
Xiaoqin said to me and the squad leader in a tone that said she was caught in a trap.
"How can these be intimate words..." I scratched my head.
"No wonder when I took a shower at Xiaoqin's house..."
"We are all men, what does it matter if you grab my chest? And you have to be able to hold it!" Xiaoqin dangled the centipede in her hand nonchalantly. I felt that the centipede was so aggrieved that it would cry.
"How can these be intimate words..." I scratched my head.
"Xiao Qin!" I slowly approached her from behind, "Have you had enough? Go home when you've had enough! It will be the beginning of winter in two days, and there will be no crickets here!"
"Xiao Qin!" I slowly approached her from behind, "Have you had enough? Go home when you've had enough! It will be the beginning of winter in two days, and there will be no crickets here!"
The little bully naturally also participated in the cricket war with everyone, but maybe because she was impatient, the crickets she caught were not very powerful, so she was defeated by my crickets several times. So in order to get revenge, she took advantage of my absence. At home, a wild cat crammed in through the window of my house, and then several of the crickets I kept in cans were eaten by the wild cat until only their legs were left...
"Xiao Qin!" I slowly approached her from behind, "Have you had enough? Go home when you've had enough! It will be the beginning of winter in two days, and there will be no crickets here!"
"Xiao Qin, wake up! You are a girl!" the monitor also shouted.
I originally wanted to say "You don't have a dick down there", but due to the presence of the squad leader, in order to be more civilized, I temporarily changed it to "You don't have that down there!"
With the silly laughter unique to drunkards, Xiaoqin picked up a big red and black centipede and walked towards me with an evil look on her face.
Xiaoqin shrugged as if she was struck, "Then...how could it be a bra? It's just because I'm too strong, so the vest looks too small!"
Steal your sister! Can that thing be stolen? Or are you referring to the socks you used to pretend to be little JJ when you were a child
"Monitor, please go back to school." I started to chase Xiaoqin and turned around and said to the monitor, "You have also seen that Xiaoqin's thoughts are messy when she is drunk. I will follow her until she wakes up. Too much useless.”
"Shut up! You are a liar!" Xiao Qin pointed at the squad leader and put an incredible description on the squad leader's head, "I have to leave to do some errands, so you stay here and stay! Don't seduce the wild ass! Don't give me anything. I’m a cuckold!”
I originally wanted to say "You don't have a dick down there", but due to the presence of the squad leader, in order to be more civilized, I temporarily changed it to "You don't have that down there!"
In any case, it was inappropriate to leave Xiaoqin, who thought she was a boy, in a public place. After the monitor regained his senses and stopped the bicycle, he winked at me, and then suddenly started to tickle Xiaoqin's waist and let her There were many flaws, so I took the opportunity to rush forward and grab Xiaoqin's hands.
The squad leader and I looked at each other, not knowing what to do with Xiaoqin who was sleeping with a cute smile, for fear that she would still be that violent when she woke up.
childish! Your thinking is still stuck in the 1980s! These days, girls can have girlfriends, just like boys can have boyfriends!
Xiaoqin didn't listen to me and continued to pry open a large piece of red brick with a wooden stick.
I originally wanted to say "You don't have a dick down there", but due to the presence of the squad leader, in order to be more civilized, I temporarily changed it to "You don't have that down there!"
So what, the monitor has no reason to seduce me, right? Or maybe seducing me is not the squad leader’s style at all, right? And the tone of your words makes it sound like you regard the squad leader as your wife
What's happening here? Xiaoqin, are you Dr. Jekyll? With your little bully personality, do you know how to find alcohol to maintain your existence? With two wine candies, you transformed for more than an hour. If you drank the entire bottle of beer, would you not be able to regain your daughter's heart today
"N-nonsense! How good do you feel about yourself! Even if I take a hundred million steps back, if I were really a girl, I would never fall in love with you! Let alone participate in any star list reward activities, and you will Act like a monkey!"
Steal your sister! Can that thing be stolen? Or are you referring to the socks you used to pretend to be little JJ when you were a child
"Xiao Qin, calm down. I know a few ways to relieve a hangover. Can you come back to school with me? Or you can go to Ye Lin's house."
Xiaoqin hugged the squad leader and seemed to want to force the squad leader to be her girlfriend to prove that she was a man.
"The fact that you are flatter doesn't prove that you are a man! Brother Chun is also very flatter, isn't it? Breasts and Adam's apple are called secondary sexual characteristics in the "Physical Hygiene" class! In comparison, aren't they? The first sexual characteristics are the most important! You don’t have any..."
Being robbed by Xiaoqin, the squad leader was naturally very embarrassed.
"No wonder when I took a shower at Xiaoqin's house..."
"Eh? Where did he run to! You must have stolen it!!"
The distance from the subway station to the school is about the same as that to my home, or even closer.
With the silly laughter unique to drunkards, Xiaoqin picked up a big red and black centipede and walked towards me with an evil look on her face.
"How can these be intimate words..." I scratched my head.
"That's all we have to do..." The squad leader sighed after taking the bicycle from my hand, "I have to go back to maintain the discipline of evening self-study. You watch Xiaoqin and don't let her get into danger."
"Xiao Qin, calm down. I know a few ways to relieve a hangover. Can you come back to school with me? Or you can go to Ye Lin's house."
Xiaoqin, whose hands were restrained, once tried to resist, but under the dual effects of alcohol and pressure, she opened her mouth, yawned exaggeratedly, leaned back, and fell asleep leaning on the monitor. .
"Xiao Qin, calm down. I know a few ways to relieve a hangover. Can you come back to school with me? Or you can go to Ye Lin's house."
The distance from the subway station to the school is about the same as that to my home, or even closer.
Xiaoqin shrugged as if she was struck, "Then...how could it be a bra? It's just because I'm too strong, so the vest looks too small!"
I originally wanted to say "You don't have a dick down there", but due to the presence of the squad leader, in order to be more civilized, I temporarily changed it to "You don't have that down there!"
Running will make you sweat, and sweating will make you sober. I originally had this wishful thinking, thinking that Xiaoqin would soon return to the "kind-hearted childhood sweetheart comic cat maid" after I chased her.
What's happening here? Xiaoqin, are you Dr. Jekyll? With your little bully personality, do you know how to find alcohol to maintain your existence? With two wine candies, you transformed for more than an hour. If you drank the entire bottle of beer, would you not be able to regain your daughter's heart today
"Who said I was looking for a cricket? I was obviously looking for a centipede, and I planned to put it in your collar..."
Ever since I watched the centipede episode in "Journey to the West" when I was a child, I have always had a psychological shadow on centipedes. To me, they are poisonous similar to snakes, but Xiaoqin grabbed the centipede's tail with ease, as if It is by grasping its "seven inches" that it can neither fight back nor escape.
I followed Xiaoqin to the ruins of a demolished building.
"Hmph, even if you selectively forget about things that are a little further away, you should still remember what happened this morning, right? Why did you chase the robber this morning? Is it not to get my reward? Because if you can get it together With ten thousand stars, I will make you my girlfriend again..."
"Okay!" Xiaoqin was furious and her eyes turned red, "I just said I was leaving, and you're going to have an affair with the wild donkey at his house! You're such an incompetent guy! Just wait! I I’ll go back and catch the traitor later! If I catch you, I’ll put you two in a pig cage!”
"That's all we have to do..." The squad leader sighed after taking the bicycle from my hand, "I have to go back to maintain the discipline of evening self-study. You watch Xiaoqin and don't let her get into danger."
"Stop! Don't hold that thing!" I stopped Xiaoqin from getting closer, "What does it look like for a girl to hold a big centipede! You don't look like a girl at all now!"
Steal your sister! Can that thing be stolen? Or are you referring to the socks you used to pretend to be little JJ when you were a child
"Asshole! I'm not a girl at all!" Xiaoqin's face turned redder because she drank another bottle of beer. She was holding a centipede in her right hand and patting her chest with her left hand. "I am an upright man!"
Xiaoqin said to me and the squad leader in a tone that said she was caught in a trap.
The last half of my sentence made Xiaoqin blush so much that she almost bled.
By the way, the Little Overlord is really traditional in her thinking. The old-time feudal lynching method of pig cage immersion is actually talked about by her who was born in modern times.
Xiaoqin shrugged as if she was struck, "Then...how could it be a bra? It's just because I'm too strong, so the vest looks too small!"
Steal your sister! Can that thing be stolen? Or are you referring to the socks you used to pretend to be little JJ when you were a child
"How can these be intimate words..." I scratched my head.
"Monitor, are you going to go back for evening self-study later?" I said to the monitor, "Why don't you go back to school first, and then I'll ride the bike back to you after I've taken care of Xiaoqin's affairs."
Obviously she was worried that the squad leader and I were "committing adultery", but Xiaoqin turned around and ran into the narrow alley, not sure why she was in a hurry.
"Asshole! I'm not a girl at all!" Xiaoqin's face turned redder because she drank another bottle of beer. She was holding a centipede in her right hand and patting her chest with her left hand. "I am an upright man!"
I talked about Xiaoqin's gender cognitive disorder again, this time more thoroughly, and even mentioned that Xiaoqin pretended to be a boy and had a fight with me when she was a child - but I didn't say that I was only beaten unilaterally. .
"Xiao Qin!" I slowly approached her from behind, "Have you had enough? Go home when you've had enough! It will be the beginning of winter in two days, and there will be no crickets here!"
Obviously she was worried that the squad leader and I were "committing adultery", but Xiaoqin turned around and ran into the narrow alley, not sure why she was in a hurry.
"Who said I was looking for a cricket? I was obviously looking for a centipede, and I planned to put it in your collar..."
"Asshole! I'm not a girl at all!" Xiaoqin's face turned redder because she drank another bottle of beer. She was holding a centipede in her right hand and patting her chest with her left hand. "I am an upright man!"
"Don't come over!" I made a defensive posture, "If you really plan to stuff centipedes into my clothes, I won't be polite to you! I... I will grab your breasts hard, believe it or not. !”
"You man, sister!" I said angrily, "You just saw the girly development bra you were wearing! Would a man wear that?"
"Xiao Qin!" I slowly approached her from behind, "Have you had enough? Go home when you've had enough! It will be the beginning of winter in two days, and there will be no crickets here!"
"Monitor, please go back to school." I started to chase Xiaoqin and turned around and said to the monitor, "You have also seen that Xiaoqin's thoughts are messy when she is drunk. I will follow her until she wakes up. Too much useless.”
I followed Xiaoqin to the ruins of a demolished building.
You're right. Unlike Gong Caicai, your breasts are so small that it's really difficult for me to catch them. At the same time, I have to be careful not to let centipedes fall into my collar.
"Xiao Qin, wake up! You are a girl!" the monitor also shouted.
childish! Your thinking is still stuck in the 1980s! These days, girls can have girlfriends, just like boys can have boyfriends!
"Xiao Qin, calm down. I know a few ways to relieve a hangover. Can you come back to school with me? Or you can go to Ye Lin's house."
I get angry just thinking about it! What are you doing now? Are you catching crickets? But it’s autumn now! Don’t you know the saying goes: “A grasshopper in autumn can’t jump around for a few more days”!
Saying this, I kept walking and soon followed Xiaoqin's back.
"That's all we have to do..." The squad leader sighed after taking the bicycle from my hand, "I have to go back to maintain the discipline of evening self-study. You watch Xiaoqin and don't let her get into danger."
Xiaoqin squatted in the middle of the ruins with a move that was not very elegant for a girl, and used a wooden stick to pull away the broken bricks and tiles. Fortunately, she was not wearing a skirt, otherwise this posture would definitely expose her.
The squad leader shook his head, "Xiaoqin will fall if there is no one to help her from behind. And what happened to her..."
Saying this, I kept walking and soon followed Xiaoqin's back.
By the way, the Little Overlord is really traditional in her thinking. The old-time feudal lynching method of pig cage immersion is actually talked about by her who was born in modern times.
Obviously she was worried that the squad leader and I were "committing adultery", but Xiaoqin turned around and ran into the narrow alley, not sure why she was in a hurry.
The distance from the subway station to the school is about the same as that to my home, or even closer.
Obviously she was worried that the squad leader and I were "committing adultery", but Xiaoqin turned around and ran into the narrow alley, not sure why she was in a hurry.
"It's okay," I waved to the squad leader to reassure her, "Xiaoqin and I grew up together, and I can probably figure out her behavior, and I will never let Xiaoqin get into danger. After all, she is the future adopted sister..."
With the silly laughter unique to drunkards, Xiaoqin picked up a big red and black centipede and walked towards me with an evil look on her face.
Xiaoqin didn't listen to me and continued to pry open a large piece of red brick with a wooden stick.
Saying this, I kept walking and soon followed Xiaoqin's back.
"Okay!" Xiaoqin was furious and her eyes turned red, "I just said I was leaving, and you're going to have an affair with the wild donkey at his house! You're such an incompetent guy! Just wait! I I’ll go back and catch the traitor later! If I catch you, I’ll put you two in a pig cage!”
Xiaoqin shrugged as if she was struck, "Then...how could it be a bra? It's just because I'm too strong, so the vest looks too small!"
"N-nonsense! How good do you feel about yourself! Even if I take a hundred million steps back, if I were really a girl, I would never fall in love with you! Let alone participate in any star list reward activities, and you will Act like a monkey!"
What's happening here? Xiaoqin, are you Dr. Jekyll? With your little bully personality, do you know how to find alcohol to maintain your existence? With two wine candies, you transformed for more than an hour. If you drank the entire bottle of beer, would you not be able to regain your daughter's heart today
I talked about Xiaoqin's gender cognitive disorder again, this time more thoroughly, and even mentioned that Xiaoqin pretended to be a boy and had a fight with me when she was a child - but I didn't say that I was only beaten unilaterally. .
The little bully naturally also participated in the cricket war with everyone, but maybe because she was impatient, the crickets she caught were not very powerful, so she was defeated by my crickets several times. So in order to get revenge, she took advantage of my absence. At home, a wild cat crammed in through the window of my house, and then several of the crickets I kept in cans were eaten by the wild cat until only their legs were left...
"Who said I was looking for a cricket? I was obviously looking for a centipede, and I planned to put it in your collar..."
"Xiao Qin, calm down. I know a few ways to relieve a hangover. Can you come back to school with me? Or you can go to Ye Lin's house."
Running will make you sweat, and sweating will make you sober. I originally had this wishful thinking, thinking that Xiaoqin would soon return to the "kind-hearted childhood sweetheart comic cat maid" after I chased her.
Obviously she was worried that the squad leader and I were "committing adultery", but Xiaoqin turned around and ran into the narrow alley, not sure why she was in a hurry.
In any case, it was inappropriate to leave Xiaoqin, who thought she was a boy, in a public place. After the monitor regained his senses and stopped the bicycle, he winked at me, and then suddenly started to tickle Xiaoqin's waist and let her There were many flaws, so I took the opportunity to rush forward and grab Xiaoqin's hands.
childish! Your thinking is still stuck in the 1980s! These days, girls can have girlfriends, just like boys can have boyfriends!
The embarrassed squad leader tried to push Xiaoqin away but failed. I couldn't stand it anymore and said to Xiaoqin:
However, when I met an unconventional young man who was slumped on the ground and almost peeing in fear, I had a bad feeling in my heart. I asked him what happened, and he told me tremblingly, A girl snatched away the beer she just bought from a convenience store and almost kicked him in the balls.
"We are all men, what does it matter if you grab my chest? And you have to be able to hold it!" Xiaoqin dangled the centipede in her hand nonchalantly. I felt that the centipede was so aggrieved that it would cry.
You're right. Unlike Gong Caicai, your breasts are so small that it's really difficult for me to catch them. At the same time, I have to be careful not to let centipedes fall into my collar.
Xiaoqin didn't listen to me and continued to pry open a large piece of red brick with a wooden stick.
Xiaoqin hugged the squad leader and seemed to want to force the squad leader to be her girlfriend to prove that she was a man.
The squad leader and I looked at each other, not knowing what to do with Xiaoqin who was sleeping with a cute smile, for fear that she would still be that violent when she woke up.
"Hmph, even if you selectively forget about things that are a little further away, you should still remember what happened this morning, right? Why did you chase the robber this morning? Is it not to get my reward? Because if you can get it together With ten thousand stars, I will make you my girlfriend again..."
What's happening here? Xiaoqin, are you Dr. Jekyll? With your little bully personality, do you know how to find alcohol to maintain your existence? With two wine candies, you transformed for more than an hour. If you drank the entire bottle of beer, would you not be able to regain your daughter's heart today
Xiaoqin hugged the squad leader and seemed to want to force the squad leader to be her girlfriend to prove that she was a man.
After some discussion, the squad leader helped Xiaoqin onto the back seat of the bicycle, and I pushed the bicycle and started moving aimlessly.
"Xiao Qin!" I slowly approached her from behind, "Have you had enough? Go home when you've had enough! It will be the beginning of winter in two days, and there will be no crickets here!"
"Xiao Qin!" I slowly approached her from behind, "Have you had enough? Go home when you've had enough! It will be the beginning of winter in two days, and there will be no crickets here!"
"Don't come over!" I made a defensive posture, "If you really plan to stuff centipedes into my clothes, I won't be polite to you! I... I will grab your breasts hard, believe it or not. !”
What's happening here? Xiaoqin, are you Dr. Jekyll? With your little bully personality, do you know how to find alcohol to maintain your existence? With two wine candies, you transformed for more than an hour. If you drank the entire bottle of beer, would you not be able to regain your daughter's heart today
"Xiao Qin, wake up! You are a girl!" the monitor also shouted.
I followed Xiaoqin to the ruins of a demolished building.
Obviously she was worried that the squad leader and I were "committing adultery", but Xiaoqin turned around and ran into the narrow alley, not sure why she was in a hurry.
"Xiao Qin, wake up! You are a girl!" the monitor also shouted.
After being drunk, Xiaoqin ignored it. She opened a small slit in her sports uniform pants from the waistband. After taking a quick look, she immediately showed an annoyed expression:
childish! Your thinking is still stuck in the 1980s! These days, girls can have girlfriends, just like boys can have boyfriends!
Like an Olympic gymnastics performance, Xiaoqin held the bicycle seat with both hands and used it as a fulcrum. She bent forward and made a forward roll, and suddenly jumped in front of the bicycle!
I originally wanted to say "You don't have a dick down there", but due to the presence of the squad leader, in order to be more civilized, I temporarily changed it to "You don't have that down there!"
I followed Xiaoqin to the ruins of a demolished building.
Xiaoqin hugged the squad leader and seemed to want to force the squad leader to be her girlfriend to prove that she was a man.
Xiaoqin squatted in the middle of the ruins with a move that was not very elegant for a girl, and used a wooden stick to pull away the broken bricks and tiles. Fortunately, she was not wearing a skirt, otherwise this posture would definitely expose her.
"Eh? Where did he run to! You must have stolen it!!"
"It's okay," I waved to the squad leader to reassure her, "Xiaoqin and I grew up together, and I can probably figure out her behavior, and I will never let Xiaoqin get into danger. After all, she is the future adopted sister..."
The squad leader shook his head, "Xiaoqin will fall if there is no one to help her from behind. And what happened to her..."
"N-nonsense! How good do you feel about yourself! Even if I take a hundred million steps back, if I were really a girl, I would never fall in love with you! Let alone participate in any star list reward activities, and you will Act like a monkey!"
Xiaoqin squatted in the middle of the ruins with a move that was not very elegant for a girl, and used a wooden stick to pull away the broken bricks and tiles. Fortunately, she was not wearing a skirt, otherwise this posture would definitely expose her.
The sight of ruins reminded me of my childhood. At that time, every summer, the children in the courtyard would catch crickets to fight with each other. The ruins were a good place to catch crickets. Following the mating calls of male crickets, I could hear them. If you open the gravel, you may catch a "Black General".
"Hmph! I thought I was asleep, but the two of us said so many intimate words... Shameless!"
In any case, it was inappropriate to leave Xiaoqin, who thought she was a boy, in a public place. After the monitor regained his senses and stopped the bicycle, he winked at me, and then suddenly started to tickle Xiaoqin's waist and let her There were many flaws, so I took the opportunity to rush forward and grab Xiaoqin's hands.
Suddenly I realized that crickets, black bugs, might also belong to the "Wim" that Xiaoqin was afraid of. However, after being drunk, Xiaoqin awakened her little bully personality, and even her androphobia was cured without medicine (because she Thinking that he is a man), naturally Wim is no longer afraid.
What's happening here? Xiaoqin, are you Dr. Jekyll? With your little bully personality, do you know how to find alcohol to maintain your existence? With two wine candies, you transformed for more than an hour. If you drank the entire bottle of beer, would you not be able to regain your daughter's heart today
Ever since I watched the centipede episode in "Journey to the West" when I was a child, I have always had a psychological shadow on centipedes. To me, they are poisonous similar to snakes, but Xiaoqin grabbed the centipede's tail with ease, as if It is by grasping its "seven inches" that it can neither fight back nor escape.
The little bully naturally also participated in the cricket war with everyone, but maybe because she was impatient, the crickets she caught were not very powerful, so she was defeated by my crickets several times. So in order to get revenge, she took advantage of my absence. At home, a wild cat crammed in through the window of my house, and then several of the crickets I kept in cans were eaten by the wild cat until only their legs were left...
"That's all we have to do..." The squad leader sighed after taking the bicycle from my hand, "I have to go back to maintain the discipline of evening self-study. You watch Xiaoqin and don't let her get into danger."
Xiaoqin didn't listen to me and continued to pry open a large piece of red brick with a wooden stick.
I get angry just thinking about it! What are you doing now? Are you catching crickets? But it’s autumn now! Don’t you know the saying goes: “A grasshopper in autumn can’t jump around for a few more days”!
Xiaoqin squatted in the middle of the ruins with a move that was not very elegant for a girl, and used a wooden stick to pull away the broken bricks and tiles. Fortunately, she was not wearing a skirt, otherwise this posture would definitely expose her.
With the silly laughter unique to drunkards, Xiaoqin picked up a big red and black centipede and walked towards me with an evil look on her face.
"Hmph, even if you selectively forget about things that are a little further away, you should still remember what happened this morning, right? Why did you chase the robber this morning? Is it not to get my reward? Because if you can get it together With ten thousand stars, I will make you my girlfriend again..."
"Eh? Where did he run to! You must have stolen it!!"
The little bully naturally also participated in the cricket war with everyone, but maybe because she was impatient, the crickets she caught were not very powerful, so she was defeated by my crickets several times. So in order to get revenge, she took advantage of my absence. At home, a wild cat crammed in through the window of my house, and then several of the crickets I kept in cans were eaten by the wild cat until only their legs were left...
While she was talking, Xiao Qin, who was lying on the back seat of the bicycle, suddenly woke up. Her wide-open eyes, which were not sleepy, clearly indicated that her behavior just now was pretending to be asleep! What a cunning guy!
Suddenly I realized that crickets, black bugs, might also belong to the "Wim" that Xiaoqin was afraid of. However, after being drunk, Xiaoqin awakened her little bully personality, and even her androphobia was cured without medicine (because she Thinking that he is a man), naturally Wim is no longer afraid.
The little bully naturally also participated in the cricket war with everyone, but maybe because she was impatient, the crickets she caught were not very powerful, so she was defeated by my crickets several times. So in order to get revenge, she took advantage of my absence. At home, a wild cat crammed in through the window of my house, and then several of the crickets I kept in cans were eaten by the wild cat until only their legs were left...
"It's okay," I waved to the squad leader to reassure her, "Xiaoqin and I grew up together, and I can probably figure out her behavior, and I will never let Xiaoqin get into danger. After all, she is the future adopted sister..."
What's happening here? Xiaoqin, are you Dr. Jekyll? With your little bully personality, do you know how to find alcohol to maintain your existence? With two wine candies, you transformed for more than an hour. If you drank the entire bottle of beer, would you not be able to regain your daughter's heart today
"Eh? Where did he run to! You must have stolen it!!"
I followed Xiaoqin to the ruins of a demolished building.
Except for me and Xiaoqin, no one came to this block with only ruined walls. Unlike in the early years, parents no longer trust their children to come to such a place and play dangerous games like catching bugs. Now they stay at home. ’s children have countless computer games to play.
"Monitor, please go back to school." I started to chase Xiaoqin and turned around and said to the monitor, "You have also seen that Xiaoqin's thoughts are messy when she is drunk. I will follow her until she wakes up. Too much useless.”
"Hmph, even if you selectively forget about things that are a little further away, you should still remember what happened this morning, right? Why did you chase the robber this morning? Is it not to get my reward? Because if you can get it together With ten thousand stars, I will make you my girlfriend again..."
What's happening here? Xiaoqin, are you Dr. Jekyll? With your little bully personality, do you know how to find alcohol to maintain your existence? With two wine candies, you transformed for more than an hour. If you drank the entire bottle of beer, would you not be able to regain your daughter's heart today
The distance from the subway station to the school is about the same as that to my home, or even closer.
While she was talking, Xiao Qin, who was lying on the back seat of the bicycle, suddenly woke up. Her wide-open eyes, which were not sleepy, clearly indicated that her behavior just now was pretending to be asleep! What a cunning guy!
"Hmph! I thought I was asleep, but the two of us said so many intimate words... Shameless!"
"You man, sister!" I said angrily, "You just saw the girly development bra you were wearing! Would a man wear that?"
"Xiao Qin!" I slowly approached her from behind, "Have you had enough? Go home when you've had enough! It will be the beginning of winter in two days, and there will be no crickets here!"
"Asshole! I'm not a girl at all!" Xiaoqin's face turned redder because she drank another bottle of beer. She was holding a centipede in her right hand and patting her chest with her left hand. "I am an upright man!"
The squad leader shook his head, "Xiaoqin will fall if there is no one to help her from behind. And what happened to her..."
The distance from the subway station to the school is about the same as that to my home, or even closer.
With the silly laughter unique to drunkards, Xiaoqin picked up a big red and black centipede and walked towards me with an evil look on her face.
"No wonder when I took a shower at Xiaoqin's house..."
"Monitor, please go back to school." I started to chase Xiaoqin and turned around and said to the monitor, "You have also seen that Xiaoqin's thoughts are messy when she is drunk. I will follow her until she wakes up. Too much useless.”
With the silly laughter unique to drunkards, Xiaoqin picked up a big red and black centipede and walked towards me with an evil look on her face.
Ever since I watched the centipede episode in "Journey to the West" when I was a child, I have always had a psychological shadow on centipedes. To me, they are poisonous similar to snakes, but Xiaoqin grabbed the centipede's tail with ease, as if It is by grasping its "seven inches" that it can neither fight back nor escape.
Xiaoqin didn't listen to me and continued to pry open a large piece of red brick with a wooden stick.
Suddenly I realized that crickets, black bugs, might also belong to the "Wim" that Xiaoqin was afraid of. However, after being drunk, Xiaoqin awakened her little bully personality, and even her androphobia was cured without medicine (because she Thinking that he is a man), naturally Wim is no longer afraid.
"Eh? Where did he run to! You must have stolen it!!"
"It's okay," I waved to the squad leader to reassure her, "Xiaoqin and I grew up together, and I can probably figure out her behavior, and I will never let Xiaoqin get into danger. After all, she is the future adopted sister..."
"Who said I was looking for a cricket? I was obviously looking for a centipede, and I planned to put it in your collar..."
"That's all we have to do..." The squad leader sighed after taking the bicycle from my hand, "I have to go back to maintain the discipline of evening self-study. You watch Xiaoqin and don't let her get into danger."
"Xiao Qin, wake up! You are a girl!" the monitor also shouted.
"You man, sister!" I said angrily, "You just saw the girly development bra you were wearing! Would a man wear that?"
"We are all men, what does it matter if you grab my chest? And you have to be able to hold it!" Xiaoqin dangled the centipede in her hand nonchalantly. I felt that the centipede was so aggrieved that it would cry.
Suddenly I realized that crickets, black bugs, might also belong to the "Wim" that Xiaoqin was afraid of. However, after being drunk, Xiaoqin awakened her little bully personality, and even her androphobia was cured without medicine (because she Thinking that he is a man), naturally Wim is no longer afraid.
The embarrassed squad leader tried to push Xiaoqin away but failed. I couldn't stand it anymore and said to Xiaoqin:
With the silly laughter unique to drunkards, Xiaoqin picked up a big red and black centipede and walked towards me with an evil look on her face.
Xiaoqin, whose hands were restrained, once tried to resist, but under the dual effects of alcohol and pressure, she opened her mouth, yawned exaggeratedly, leaned back, and fell asleep leaning on the monitor. .
"Eh? Where did he run to! You must have stolen it!!"
Steal your sister! Can that thing be stolen? Or are you referring to the socks you used to pretend to be little JJ when you were a child
Damn it! Such a big centipede scares even me! Release the centipede quickly! How anxious would its family be when they find out that it is missing
Except for me and Xiaoqin, no one came to this block with only ruined walls. Unlike in the early years, parents no longer trust their children to come to such a place and play dangerous games like catching bugs. Now they stay at home. ’s children have countless computer games to play.
Xiaoqin didn't listen to me and continued to pry open a large piece of red brick with a wooden stick.
"N-nonsense! How good do you feel about yourself! Even if I take a hundred million steps back, if I were really a girl, I would never fall in love with you! Let alone participate in any star list reward activities, and you will Act like a monkey!"
Xiaoqin said to me and the squad leader in a tone that said she was caught in a trap.
"Hmph! I thought I was asleep, but the two of us said so many intimate words... Shameless!"
"The fact that you are flatter doesn't prove that you are a man! Brother Chun is also very flatter, isn't it? Breasts and Adam's apple are called secondary sexual characteristics in the "Physical Hygiene" class! In comparison, aren't they? The first sexual characteristics are the most important! You don’t have any..."
In any case, it was inappropriate to leave Xiaoqin, who thought she was a boy, in a public place. After the monitor regained his senses and stopped the bicycle, he winked at me, and then suddenly started to tickle Xiaoqin's waist and let her There were many flaws, so I took the opportunity to rush forward and grab Xiaoqin's hands.
"Don't come over!" I made a defensive posture, "If you really plan to stuff centipedes into my clothes, I won't be polite to you! I... I will grab your breasts hard, believe it or not. !”
"It's okay," I waved to the squad leader to reassure her, "Xiaoqin and I grew up together, and I can probably figure out her behavior, and I will never let Xiaoqin get into danger. After all, she is the future adopted sister..."
In any case, it was inappropriate to leave Xiaoqin, who thought she was a boy, in a public place. After the monitor regained his senses and stopped the bicycle, he winked at me, and then suddenly started to tickle Xiaoqin's waist and let her There were many flaws, so I took the opportunity to rush forward and grab Xiaoqin's hands.
"We are all men, what does it matter if you grab my chest? And you have to be able to hold it!" Xiaoqin dangled the centipede in her hand nonchalantly. I felt that the centipede was so aggrieved that it would cry.
Steal your sister! Can that thing be stolen? Or are you referring to the socks you used to pretend to be little JJ when you were a child
So what, the monitor has no reason to seduce me, right? Or maybe seducing me is not the squad leader’s style at all, right? And the tone of your words makes it sound like you regard the squad leader as your wife
So what, the monitor has no reason to seduce me, right? Or maybe seducing me is not the squad leader’s style at all, right? And the tone of your words makes it sound like you regard the squad leader as your wife
"Who said I was looking for a cricket? I was obviously looking for a centipede, and I planned to put it in your collar..."
The last half of my sentence made Xiaoqin blush so much that she almost bled.
childish! Your thinking is still stuck in the 1980s! These days, girls can have girlfriends, just like boys can have boyfriends!
Xiaoqin didn't listen to me and continued to pry open a large piece of red brick with a wooden stick.
I originally wanted to say "You don't have a dick down there", but due to the presence of the squad leader, in order to be more civilized, I temporarily changed it to "You don't have that down there!"
You're right. Unlike Gong Caicai, your breasts are so small that it's really difficult for me to catch them. At the same time, I have to be careful not to let centipedes fall into my collar.
Xiaoqin shrugged as if she was struck, "Then...how could it be a bra? It's just because I'm too strong, so the vest looks too small!"
After being drunk, Xiaoqin ignored it. She opened a small slit in her sports uniform pants from the waistband. After taking a quick look, she immediately showed an annoyed expression:
While she was talking, Xiao Qin, who was lying on the back seat of the bicycle, suddenly woke up. Her wide-open eyes, which were not sleepy, clearly indicated that her behavior just now was pretending to be asleep! What a cunning guy!
Damn it! Such a big centipede scares even me! Release the centipede quickly! How anxious would its family be when they find out that it is missing
While she was talking, Xiao Qin, who was lying on the back seat of the bicycle, suddenly woke up. Her wide-open eyes, which were not sleepy, clearly indicated that her behavior just now was pretending to be asleep! What a cunning guy!
"Eh? Where did he run to! You must have stolen it!!"
Xiaoqin, whose hands were restrained, once tried to resist, but under the dual effects of alcohol and pressure, she opened her mouth, yawned exaggeratedly, leaned back, and fell asleep leaning on the monitor. .
Xiaoqin didn't listen to me and continued to pry open a large piece of red brick with a wooden stick.
Ever since I watched the centipede episode in "Journey to the West" when I was a child, I have always had a psychological shadow on centipedes. To me, they are poisonous similar to snakes, but Xiaoqin grabbed the centipede's tail with ease, as if It is by grasping its "seven inches" that it can neither fight back nor escape.
The little bully naturally also participated in the cricket war with everyone, but maybe because she was impatient, the crickets she caught were not very powerful, so she was defeated by my crickets several times. So in order to get revenge, she took advantage of my absence. At home, a wild cat crammed in through the window of my house, and then several of the crickets I kept in cans were eaten by the wild cat until only their legs were left...
"Who said I was looking for a cricket? I was obviously looking for a centipede, and I planned to put it in your collar..."
Being robbed by Xiaoqin, the squad leader was naturally very embarrassed.
childish! Your thinking is still stuck in the 1980s! These days, girls can have girlfriends, just like boys can have boyfriends!
Still in denial about reality? It seems that it is necessary to remind Xiaoqin of more things.
"Stop! Don't hold that thing!" I stopped Xiaoqin from getting closer, "What does it look like for a girl to hold a big centipede! You don't look like a girl at all now!"
"That's all we have to do..." The squad leader sighed after taking the bicycle from my hand, "I have to go back to maintain the discipline of evening self-study. You watch Xiaoqin and don't let her get into danger."
What's happening here? Xiaoqin, are you Dr. Jekyll? With your little bully personality, do you know how to find alcohol to maintain your existence? With two wine candies, you transformed for more than an hour. If you drank the entire bottle of beer, would you not be able to regain your daughter's heart today
Steal your sister! Can that thing be stolen? Or are you referring to the socks you used to pretend to be little JJ when you were a child
"Monitor, please go back to school." I started to chase Xiaoqin and turned around and said to the monitor, "You have also seen that Xiaoqin's thoughts are messy when she is drunk. I will follow her until she wakes up. Too much useless.”
Still in denial about reality? It seems that it is necessary to remind Xiaoqin of more things.
The monitor probably remembered the first time I took a bath at Xiaoqin's house, and then Xiaoqin pulled off her bath towel and forced her to visit. At that time, the monitor felt that Xiaoqin's eyes were "like a boy", but he mentioned it again in front of me. I was rather embarrassed, so I stopped talking in the middle of the sentence.
"Asshole! I'm not a girl at all!" Xiaoqin's face turned redder because she drank another bottle of beer. She was holding a centipede in her right hand and patting her chest with her left hand. "I am an upright man!"
"No wonder when I took a shower at Xiaoqin's house..."
Running will make you sweat, and sweating will make you sober. I originally had this wishful thinking, thinking that Xiaoqin would soon return to the "kind-hearted childhood sweetheart comic cat maid" after I chased her.
"That's all we have to do..." The squad leader sighed after taking the bicycle from my hand, "I have to go back to maintain the discipline of evening self-study. You watch Xiaoqin and don't let her get into danger."
Except for me and Xiaoqin, no one came to this block with only ruined walls. Unlike in the early years, parents no longer trust their children to come to such a place and play dangerous games like catching bugs. Now they stay at home. ’s children have countless computer games to play.
"You man, sister!" I said angrily, "You just saw the girly development bra you were wearing! Would a man wear that?"
Steal your sister! Can that thing be stolen? Or are you referring to the socks you used to pretend to be little JJ when you were a child
"We are all men, what does it matter if you grab my chest? And you have to be able to hold it!" Xiaoqin dangled the centipede in her hand nonchalantly. I felt that the centipede was so aggrieved that it would cry.
"No wonder when I took a shower at Xiaoqin's house..."
Like an Olympic gymnastics performance, Xiaoqin held the bicycle seat with both hands and used it as a fulcrum. She bent forward and made a forward roll, and suddenly jumped in front of the bicycle!
Saying this, I kept walking and soon followed Xiaoqin's back.
Being robbed by Xiaoqin, the squad leader was naturally very embarrassed.
"Shut up! You are a liar!" Xiao Qin pointed at the squad leader and put an incredible description on the squad leader's head, "I have to leave to do some errands, so you stay here and stay! Don't seduce the wild ass! Don't give me anything. I’m a cuckold!”
Xiaoqin shrugged as if she was struck, "Then...how could it be a bra? It's just because I'm too strong, so the vest looks too small!"
"Xiao Qin, calm down. I know a few ways to relieve a hangover. Can you come back to school with me? Or you can go to Ye Lin's house."
What's happening here? Xiaoqin, are you Dr. Jekyll? With your little bully personality, do you know how to find alcohol to maintain your existence? With two wine candies, you transformed for more than an hour. If you drank the entire bottle of beer, would you not be able to regain your daughter's heart today
Still in denial about reality? It seems that it is necessary to remind Xiaoqin of more things.
Xiaoqin didn't listen to me and continued to pry open a large piece of red brick with a wooden stick.
While she was talking, Xiao Qin, who was lying on the back seat of the bicycle, suddenly woke up. Her wide-open eyes, which were not sleepy, clearly indicated that her behavior just now was pretending to be asleep! What a cunning guy!
You're right. Unlike Gong Caicai, your breasts are so small that it's really difficult for me to catch them. At the same time, I have to be careful not to let centipedes fall into my collar.
"It's okay," I waved to the squad leader to reassure her, "Xiaoqin and I grew up together, and I can probably figure out her behavior, and I will never let Xiaoqin get into danger. After all, she is the future adopted sister..."
"Hmph, even if you selectively forget about things that are a little further away, you should still remember what happened this morning, right? Why did you chase the robber this morning? Is it not to get my reward? Because if you can get it together With ten thousand stars, I will make you my girlfriend again..."
However, when I met an unconventional young man who was slumped on the ground and almost peeing in fear, I had a bad feeling in my heart. I asked him what happened, and he told me tremblingly, A girl snatched away the beer she just bought from a convenience store and almost kicked him in the balls.
Xiaoqin shrugged as if she was struck, "Then...how could it be a bra? It's just because I'm too strong, so the vest looks too small!"
"Hmph, even if you selectively forget about things that are a little further away, you should still remember what happened this morning, right? Why did you chase the robber this morning? Is it not to get my reward? Because if you can get it together With ten thousand stars, I will make you my girlfriend again..."
The little bully naturally also participated in the cricket war with everyone, but maybe because she was impatient, the crickets she caught were not very powerful, so she was defeated by my crickets several times. So in order to get revenge, she took advantage of my absence. At home, a wild cat crammed in through the window of my house, and then several of the crickets I kept in cans were eaten by the wild cat until only their legs were left...
Damn it! Such a big centipede scares even me! Release the centipede quickly! How anxious would its family be when they find out that it is missing
By the way, the Little Overlord is really traditional in her thinking. The old-time feudal lynching method of pig cage immersion is actually talked about by her who was born in modern times.
"Don't come over!" I made a defensive posture, "If you really plan to stuff centipedes into my clothes, I won't be polite to you! I... I will grab your breasts hard, believe it or not. !”
The last half of my sentence made Xiaoqin blush so much that she almost bled.
"No wonder when I took a shower at Xiaoqin's house..."
By the way, the Little Overlord is really traditional in her thinking. The old-time feudal lynching method of pig cage immersion is actually talked about by her who was born in modern times.
"N-nonsense! How good do you feel about yourself! Even if I take a hundred million steps back, if I were really a girl, I would never fall in love with you! Let alone participate in any star list reward activities, and you will Act like a monkey!"
Steal your sister! Can that thing be stolen? Or are you referring to the socks you used to pretend to be little JJ when you were a child
Xiaoqin, whose hands were restrained, once tried to resist, but under the dual effects of alcohol and pressure, she opened her mouth, yawned exaggeratedly, leaned back, and fell asleep leaning on the monitor. .
After some discussion, the squad leader helped Xiaoqin onto the back seat of the bicycle, and I pushed the bicycle and started moving aimlessly.
Xiaoqin said to me and the squad leader in a tone that said she was caught in a trap.