During morning self-study, Xiaoqin saw the plaster on my right cheek and was so ashamed.
The rumors are well-established, saying that the name of the professional boxer is Brontosaurus. From the first day he was born, his wish was to beat me up (I don’t know what kind of prenatal education his mother gave him). Just yesterday, I finally skipped school and came home. He blocked me halfway and used his "golden left hand" to hit me hard on the right side of my face.
"Teacher Song's behavior really looks like being electrocuted! And he's not an electrician, so he can't repair the socket!"
Eunuch Cao joked that this anniversary should be changed to "International Day to Prevent War and Armed Conflict from Destroying Women." He also held a "referendum" among his classmates. Then he was delighted when the dean caught him and was forced to stand in the corridor.
The ignorant people were speechless. Half a day later, a new version of the rumor appeared: after the thunder dragon swollen the right side of Ye Lin's face, he was bitten to death by the crazed Ye Lin and then thrown into the Daning River.
"I was also looking for a broom, but I didn't expect Xiaoqin to be too fast, so she just kicked her up..."
"Classmate Ye Lin, the person who appeared in front of you yesterday was not me! Just think of him as my evil twin brother! Don't bear any grudge against me, okay!"
Although there is such a fashionable thing as a tightening curse, not only Sun Wukong has it in "Journey to the West", but there is also a black bear monster who later guards the purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea for Guanyin Bodhisattva. However, using the black bear monster to describe Xiong Yaoyue is a bit too cruel.
I pointed to Xiong Yaoyue, who was in the front row of the classroom, wearing a PHS hairpin horizontally on her forehead, imitating a tight spell.
The rumors are well-established, saying that the name of the professional boxer is Brontosaurus. From the first day he was born, his wish was to beat me up (I don’t know what kind of prenatal education his mother gave him). Just yesterday, I finally skipped school and came home. He blocked me halfway and used his "golden left hand" to hit me hard on the right side of my face.
he begged me pitifully.
"Huh? Yesterday you beat me arrogantly, and today you come here to pretend to be pitiful?" I said angrily, "Didn't you say that I am as weak as a dog? Didn't you say that whether or not I get the stars has no impact on you at all? No? In that case... "
Although there is such a fashionable thing as a tightening curse, not only Sun Wukong has it in "Journey to the West", but there is also a black bear monster who later guards the purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea for Guanyin Bodhisattva. However, using the black bear monster to describe Xiong Yaoyue is a bit too cruel.
I didn't eat the shrimps that Xiaoqin picked up, so I returned them to her.
How could you forget! Not only what happened yesterday cannot be forgotten, but also all the big and small things that happened in our childhood came to mind!
he begged me pitifully.
With a scream of ecstasy, Teacher Song fell to the podium in horror and was sent to the hospital with a broken wrist. Aunt Ren paid for the medical expenses and apologized profusely.
"Who says girls can't be monkeys? Isn't that just a monkey named Sun?"
All in all, Xiaoqin became even more ashamed because of her continuous wrongdoings. She even squatted in the corner of the classroom next to me after class to think about her mistakes. Fortunately, the squad leader heard the testimony of Da Xiao and the others and knew that Xiao Qin had good intentions this time, so he specially comforted her.
Unbelievable, it was the same person yesterday who stomped me to the ground viciously and swollen my face.
"They are not like monkeys! How can you describe a girl as a monkey..."
Although there is such a fashionable thing as a tightening curse, not only Sun Wukong has it in "Journey to the West", but there is also a black bear monster who later guards the purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea for Guanyin Bodhisattva. However, using the black bear monster to describe Xiong Yaoyue is a bit too cruel.
Xiaoqin got the advantage and behaved well, but she was actually very dissatisfied with my lies:
The situation was urgent. In order to save the situation, the vice-principal sent the dean of students, Aunt Owl, to serve as our class's temporary teacher. As soon as she took office, she immediately made the students of Class 3 (3) in junior high school panic and panic, fearing that she would catch someone. From the beginning, he will be punished with a major demerit.
"It should be more than 100! Don't increase the number of stars without authorization at this time! It seems that you haven't reviewed your mistakes at all! Is it quite a relief for you to beat me up?"
"Teacher Song's behavior really looks like being electrocuted! And he's not an electrician, so he can't repair the socket!"
"Huh? Yesterday you beat me arrogantly, and today you come here to pretend to be pitiful?" I said angrily, "Didn't you say that I am as weak as a dog? Didn't you say that whether or not I get the stars has no impact on you at all? No? In that case... "
"I was also looking for a broom, but I didn't expect Xiaoqin to be too fast, so she just kicked her up..."
During morning self-study, Xiaoqin saw the plaster on my right cheek and was so ashamed.
You grandma is a bear! Why did I bite my opponent to death! Do I have rabies? Also, please stop throwing corpses into the Daning River! According to several versions of rumors, the Daning River has been blocked by so many corpses that no one can squeeze in anymore!
"No!" Xiao Qin's suddenly raised voice even attracted the attention of nearby classmates, "Don't deduct the more than 1,000 stars I earned with great effort..."
How could you forget! Not only what happened yesterday cannot be forgotten, but also all the big and small things that happened in our childhood came to mind!
Xiaoqin said that from now on she would definitely not drink alcoholic drinks or food, and she would do her best to do good deeds. In order to eliminate the bad impression she left on me yesterday, she would work harder in every aspect.
"No! It was definitely not Xiaoqin who beat her!" I quickly denied it to save face, "Xiaoqin was drunk and climbed a tree like a monkey. I accidentally fell and injured her while I was dragging her down!"
"No!" Xiao Qin's suddenly raised voice even attracted the attention of nearby classmates, "Don't deduct the more than 1,000 stars I earned with great effort..."
"Teacher Song's behavior really looks like being electrocuted! And he's not an electrician, so he can't repair the socket!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, the person who appeared in front of you yesterday was not me! Just think of him as my evil twin brother! Don't bear any grudge against me, okay!"
"Ahh~~~~~~!!!!"
Well, should I be grateful for being classified as "not that disgusting" by you
Bastard! Xiaoqin was anxious to earn stars, but she misjudged the situation. Does it have anything to do with me? Did you say "under my command"? Why have I been having trouble with my teacher for decades
Bastard! Xiaoqin was anxious to earn stars, but she misjudged the situation. Does it have anything to do with me? Did you say "under my command"? Why have I been having trouble with my teacher for decades
"It should be more than 100! Don't increase the number of stars without authorization at this time! It seems that you haven't reviewed your mistakes at all! Is it quite a relief for you to beat me up?"
In the end, the squad leader decided to prepare a table of food with Xiaoqin this weekend to apologize to me, the victim, and to teach Xiaoqin some recipes she has always wanted to learn - now the squad leader is a master who is even proficient in French cuisine. .
"Ahh~~~~~~!!!!"
When I first heard about this anniversary, I thought it was someone who made it up to deceive me. But when I checked online, I found out that it was actually announced by the United Nations General Assembly in Resolution 56/4 in 2001.
The ignorant people were speechless. Half a day later, a new version of the rumor appeared: after the thunder dragon swollen the right side of Ye Lin's face, he was bitten to death by the crazed Ye Lin and then thrown into the Daning River.
"The reason why Xiaoqin got drunk is because I brought wine and candy from the wedding." The squad leader took the initiative to take responsibility, "This is my fault for not checking clearly. Don't blame Xiaoqin blindly - let's talk about your face Didn’t you get injured by falling from a tree?”
"You can't deduct my stars anyway!" Xiaoqin's tone was about to cry, "If classmate Ye Lin is not satisfied, come and hit me! Make my face swollen, even if it's as swollen as a deep-sea fish..."
Eunuch Cao joked that this anniversary should be changed to "International Day to Prevent War and Armed Conflict from Destroying Women." He also held a "referendum" among his classmates. Then he was delighted when the dean caught him and was forced to stand in the corridor.
In the end, the squad leader decided to prepare a table of food with Xiaoqin this weekend to apologize to me, the victim, and to teach Xiaoqin some recipes she has always wanted to learn - now the squad leader is a master who is even proficient in French cuisine. .
"No!" Xiao Qin's suddenly raised voice even attracted the attention of nearby classmates, "Don't deduct the more than 1,000 stars I earned with great effort..."
"You mean I look like a deep-sea fish now? I have plaster on my face and you still say sarcastic words to me..."
"I know," Xiaoqin mumbled and nodded, "I went home yesterday and took a good bath, especially my hands, which I washed twenty or thirty times. The thought of having touched something so disgusting..."
The rumors are well-established, saying that the name of the professional boxer is Brontosaurus. From the first day he was born, his wish was to beat me up (I don’t know what kind of prenatal education his mother gave him). Just yesterday, I finally skipped school and came home. He blocked me halfway and used his "golden left hand" to hit me hard on the right side of my face.
I have said before that Teacher Song, the head teacher of Class 2, Junior High School, temporarily became our substitute teacher. At the end of the normal class period and before the evening self-study started, he came over to inspect, and then he discovered that the slide curtain was The power plug was loose, so I squatted down to adjust the power supply.
During morning self-study, Xiaoqin saw the plaster on my right cheek and was so ashamed.
At this time, the squad leader came to explain. The first thing she asked was: "Ye Lin, what happened to your face? Could it be that after catching up with Xiaoqin yesterday, Xiaoqin... "
The situation was urgent. In order to save the situation, the vice-principal sent the dean of students, Aunt Owl, to serve as our class's temporary teacher. As soon as she took office, she immediately made the students of Class 3 (3) in junior high school panic and panic, fearing that she would catch someone. From the beginning, he will be punished with a major demerit.
At this time, the squad leader came to explain. The first thing she asked was: "Ye Lin, what happened to your face? Could it be that after catching up with Xiaoqin yesterday, Xiaoqin... "
When I first heard about this anniversary, I thought it was someone who made it up to deceive me. But when I checked online, I found out that it was actually announced by the United Nations General Assembly in Resolution 56/4 in 2001.
"Teacher Song's behavior really looks like being electrocuted! And he's not an electrician, so he can't repair the socket!"
"No! It was definitely not Xiaoqin who beat her!" I quickly denied it to save face, "Xiaoqin was drunk and climbed a tree like a monkey. I accidentally fell and injured her while I was dragging her down!"
I pointed to Xiong Yaoyue, who was in the front row of the classroom, wearing a PHS hairpin horizontally on her forehead, imitating a tight spell.
This is true. Teacher Song from Class 2 of the third grade of junior high school is not a particularly narrow-minded person, but he was quite sad that his arm was broken after being kicked by a slender girl, thinking that he was too old. The texture is crispy and loose.
However, as the saying goes, "Haste makes waste," Xiao Qin did something well-intentioned and unhelpful that afternoon.
Xiaoqin got the advantage and behaved well, but she was actually very dissatisfied with my lies:
"Hey! You still said you have no memory of being drunk!?"
Xiaoqin said that from now on she would definitely not drink alcoholic drinks or food, and she would do her best to do good deeds. In order to eliminate the bad impression she left on me yesterday, she would work harder in every aspect.
During morning self-study, Xiaoqin saw the plaster on my right cheek and was so ashamed.
On the same day, a second well-founded rumor spread: Whoever took it as the head teacher of Class 3 (3) was unlucky. First, Teacher Yu got stabbed in the butt, then Teacher Song suffered a broken arm, and the middle one was the head teacher for a few days. The young graduate who fell seriously ill was also cursed.
"No! It was definitely not Xiaoqin who beat her!" I quickly denied it to save face, "Xiaoqin was drunk and climbed a tree like a monkey. I accidentally fell and injured her while I was dragging her down!"
This is true. Teacher Song from Class 2 of the third grade of junior high school is not a particularly narrow-minded person, but he was quite sad that his arm was broken after being kicked by a slender girl, thinking that he was too old. The texture is crispy and loose.
"It should be more than 100! Don't increase the number of stars without authorization at this time! It seems that you haven't reviewed your mistakes at all! Is it quite a relief for you to beat me up?"
"They are not like monkeys! How can you describe a girl as a monkey..."
"Yes... yes! Of course he was injured after falling from a tree!" I said awkwardly, "It wasn't because of the injury. Could it be that he was beaten by someone!? My martial arts skills are so high, who dares to beat me..."
There were not many people in the classroom at that time, and the monitor was not there. Teacher Song adjusted the power plug to the left and right, but it was always unstable (because the teaching aids were old and in disrepair). At this time, Xiaoqin, Big Speaker, and PHS started to Back at the front door of the classroom—unfortunately, Teacher Song's clothes suddenly became static, which made him say "ouch" and wave his hands reflexively.
However, as the saying goes, "Haste makes waste," Xiao Qin did something well-intentioned and unhelpful that afternoon.
I really couldn't stand it, so when several foreign students were having such a discussion, I asked them where the Brontosaurus guy was now, and why the meaning of his existence was to beat me up and then disappear from the world
"Yes, a little bit~~~" Xiaoqin said aggrievedly, "Because centipedes are so disgusting, they are deeply remembered. Like other things that are not so disgusting, I can't remember them..."
"They are not like monkeys! How can you describe a girl as a monkey..."
I pointed to Xiong Yaoyue, who was in the front row of the classroom, wearing a PHS hairpin horizontally on her forehead, imitating a tight spell.
When I first heard about this anniversary, I thought it was someone who made it up to deceive me. But when I checked online, I found out that it was actually announced by the United Nations General Assembly in Resolution 56/4 in 2001.
"It should be more than 100! Don't increase the number of stars without authorization at this time! It seems that you haven't reviewed your mistakes at all! Is it quite a relief for you to beat me up?"
Eunuch Cao joked that this anniversary should be changed to "International Day to Prevent War and Armed Conflict from Destroying Women." He also held a "referendum" among his classmates. Then he was delighted when the dean caught him and was forced to stand in the corridor.
When I said this, Xiaoqin suddenly put on a serious expression, but that expression seemed to be barely suppressing laughter, which was very annoying.
"Don't be sad, didn't Aunt Ren blame you? Don't care what the rumors say, just know the truth yourself. If Teacher Song was really electrocuted at that time, didn't you just save his life? By the way, I heard that Teacher Song didn’t blame you..."
No matter what, Teacher Song’s arm is in a plaster and she will be absent from her own class for a few days. In addition, she has a psychological shadow on our class and can no longer be our substitute teacher. Our group has become sheepherders again. children.
The monitor did not pursue what Xiaoqin said yesterday, "From now on, you are my horse." Firstly, Xiaoqin said that she had no memory of being drunk. Secondly, since both parties were girls, the monitor just took it as a joke.
On the same day, a second well-founded rumor spread: Whoever took it as the head teacher of Class 3 (3) was unlucky. First, Teacher Yu got stabbed in the butt, then Teacher Song suffered a broken arm, and the middle one was the head teacher for a few days. The young graduate who fell seriously ill was also cursed.
"Who says girls can't be monkeys? Isn't that just a monkey named Sun?"
There were not many people in the classroom at that time, and the monitor was not there. Teacher Song adjusted the power plug to the left and right, but it was always unstable (because the teaching aids were old and in disrepair). At this time, Xiaoqin, Big Speaker, and PHS started to Back at the front door of the classroom—unfortunately, Teacher Song's clothes suddenly became static, which made him say "ouch" and wave his hands reflexively.
However, Aunt Owl still gives me more face, because first of all, she bullies the weak and fears the strong, and secondly, she is Xingxing’s aunt, so we got along well at first - anyway, this is just a stopgap measure, and besides, the dean’s hunting ground is the entire playground and the entire Teaching building, how could this small junior high school classroom of Class 3 (3) trap her
Although there is such a fashionable thing as a tightening curse, not only Sun Wukong has it in "Journey to the West", but there is also a black bear monster who later guards the purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea for Guanyin Bodhisattva. However, using the black bear monster to describe Xiong Yaoyue is a bit too cruel.
In addition, some people expressed regret: Xiaoqin, a quiet girl, was ruined by me because she stayed with me for too long, and dared to kick the teacher under my order.
"105 gold stars will not be deducted from you for the time being, but you can't drink anymore, you know? You went too far yesterday, especially Centipede..."
"Fortunately, this matter comes from your mind...after your waist injury recovers." The squad leader found it funny but also said a little worriedly, "No matter what Xiaoqin did when she was drunk, it was not her intention - you You won’t be too careful to blame her, right?”
"Fortunately, this matter comes from your mind...after your waist injury recovers." The squad leader found it funny but also said a little worriedly, "No matter what Xiaoqin did when she was drunk, it was not her intention - you You won’t be too careful to blame her, right?”
"I was also looking for a broom, but I didn't expect Xiaoqin to be too fast, so she just kicked her up..."
Unbelievable, it was the same person yesterday who stomped me to the ground viciously and swollen my face.
Having said that, although the rumors were hateful, Xiaoqin still admitted her mistakes to me sincerely. For example, at noon, she took the initiative to go to the snack street to buy fried rice for me, and even gave me the shrimps in her lunch box. In short, Suddenly she flashed her big eyes and looked cute, hoping that I would forget everything about yesterday.
I have said before that Teacher Song, the head teacher of Class 2, Junior High School, temporarily became our substitute teacher. At the end of the normal class period and before the evening self-study started, he came over to inspect, and then he discovered that the slide curtain was The power plug was loose, so I squatted down to adjust the power supply.
"No! It was definitely not Xiaoqin who beat her!" I quickly denied it to save face, "Xiaoqin was drunk and climbed a tree like a monkey. I accidentally fell and injured her while I was dragging her down!"
"Yes, yes!" Xiaoqin, with the support of the squad leader, also said beside her, "I can't remember everything after I got drunk! It's like being flashed by the memory eraser of the man in black! For me to remember It’s too cruel to punish me for something I can’t stop doing!”
Well, should I be grateful for being classified as "not that disgusting" by you
"Hey! You still said you have no memory of being drunk!?"
Although there is such a fashionable thing as a tightening curse, not only Sun Wukong has it in "Journey to the West", but there is also a black bear monster who later guards the purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea for Guanyin Bodhisattva. However, using the black bear monster to describe Xiong Yaoyue is a bit too cruel.
The ignorant people were speechless. Half a day later, a new version of the rumor appeared: after the thunder dragon swollen the right side of Ye Lin's face, he was bitten to death by the crazed Ye Lin and then thrown into the Daning River.
When I said this, Xiaoqin suddenly put on a serious expression, but that expression seemed to be barely suppressing laughter, which was very annoying.
The ignorant people were speechless. Half a day later, a new version of the rumor appeared: after the thunder dragon swollen the right side of Ye Lin's face, he was bitten to death by the crazed Ye Lin and then thrown into the Daning River.
The ignorant people were speechless. Half a day later, a new version of the rumor appeared: after the thunder dragon swollen the right side of Ye Lin's face, he was bitten to death by the crazed Ye Lin and then thrown into the Daning River.
"The reason why Xiaoqin got drunk is because I brought wine and candy from the wedding." The squad leader took the initiative to take responsibility, "This is my fault for not checking clearly. Don't blame Xiaoqin blindly - let's talk about your face Didn’t you get injured by falling from a tree?”
"Hey! You still said you have no memory of being drunk!?"
After the matter was settled for the time being, rumors spread about a fight between me and a professional boxer in No. 28 Middle School.
When I first heard about this anniversary, I thought it was someone who made it up to deceive me. But when I checked online, I found out that it was actually announced by the United Nations General Assembly in Resolution 56/4 in 2001.
You grandma is a bear! Why did I bite my opponent to death! Do I have rabies? Also, please stop throwing corpses into the Daning River! According to several versions of rumors, the Daning River has been blocked by so many corpses that no one can squeeze in anymore!
With a scream of ecstasy, Teacher Song fell to the podium in horror and was sent to the hospital with a broken wrist. Aunt Ren paid for the medical expenses and apologized profusely.
Eunuch Cao joked that this anniversary should be changed to "International Day to Prevent War and Armed Conflict from Destroying Women." He also held a "referendum" among his classmates. Then he was delighted when the dean caught him and was forced to stand in the corridor.
The monitor did not pursue what Xiaoqin said yesterday, "From now on, you are my horse." Firstly, Xiaoqin said that she had no memory of being drunk. Secondly, since both parties were girls, the monitor just took it as a joke.
"No! It was definitely not Xiaoqin who beat her!" I quickly denied it to save face, "Xiaoqin was drunk and climbed a tree like a monkey. I accidentally fell and injured her while I was dragging her down!"
"Yes... yes! Of course he was injured after falling from a tree!" I said awkwardly, "It wasn't because of the injury. Could it be that he was beaten by someone!? My martial arts skills are so high, who dares to beat me..."
Eunuch Cao joked that this anniversary should be changed to "International Day to Prevent War and Armed Conflict from Destroying Women." He also held a "referendum" among his classmates. Then he was delighted when the dean caught him and was forced to stand in the corridor.
"Yes... yes! Of course he was injured after falling from a tree!" I said awkwardly, "It wasn't because of the injury. Could it be that he was beaten by someone!? My martial arts skills are so high, who dares to beat me..."
When I said this, Xiaoqin suddenly put on a serious expression, but that expression seemed to be barely suppressing laughter, which was very annoying.
Wednesday is coming soon, it is the middle of the week, and November 6th is the elusive "International Day for the Prevention of War and Armed Conflict from Destroying the Environment".
"Ah! Teacher Song was electrocuted!"
Xiaoqin said that from now on she would definitely not drink alcoholic drinks or food, and she would do her best to do good deeds. In order to eliminate the bad impression she left on me yesterday, she would work harder in every aspect.
"No!" Xiao Qin's suddenly raised voice even attracted the attention of nearby classmates, "Don't deduct the more than 1,000 stars I earned with great effort..."
This is true. Teacher Song from Class 2 of the third grade of junior high school is not a particularly narrow-minded person, but he was quite sad that his arm was broken after being kicked by a slender girl, thinking that he was too old. The texture is crispy and loose.
In the end, the squad leader decided to prepare a table of food with Xiaoqin this weekend to apologize to me, the victim, and to teach Xiaoqin some recipes she has always wanted to learn - now the squad leader is a master who is even proficient in French cuisine. .
"Classmate Ye Lin, the person who appeared in front of you yesterday was not me! Just think of him as my evil twin brother! Don't bear any grudge against me, okay!"
"The reason why Xiaoqin got drunk is because I brought wine and candy from the wedding." The squad leader took the initiative to take responsibility, "This is my fault for not checking clearly. Don't blame Xiaoqin blindly - let's talk about your face Didn’t you get injured by falling from a tree?”
"Ah! Teacher Song was electrocuted!"
"Who says girls can't be monkeys? Isn't that just a monkey named Sun?"
Xiaoqin got the advantage and behaved well, but she was actually very dissatisfied with my lies:
The monitor did not pursue what Xiaoqin said yesterday, "From now on, you are my horse." Firstly, Xiaoqin said that she had no memory of being drunk. Secondly, since both parties were girls, the monitor just took it as a joke.
Xiaoqin, who was eager to do good things, thought this was a perfect opportunity given to her by God. Without thinking much, she rushed directly to the podium and used her rubber-soled sneakers to kick Teacher Song's other arm holding the latch as hard as she could.
"For the sake of monitor and Aunt Ren, I'll let you go."
With a scream of ecstasy, Teacher Song fell to the podium in horror and was sent to the hospital with a broken wrist. Aunt Ren paid for the medical expenses and apologized profusely.
After the matter was settled for the time being, rumors spread about a fight between me and a professional boxer in No. 28 Middle School.
"Don't be sad, didn't Aunt Ren blame you? Don't care what the rumors say, just know the truth yourself. If Teacher Song was really electrocuted at that time, didn't you just save his life? By the way, I heard that Teacher Song didn’t blame you..."
The ignorant people were speechless. Half a day later, a new version of the rumor appeared: after the thunder dragon swollen the right side of Ye Lin's face, he was bitten to death by the crazed Ye Lin and then thrown into the Daning River.
"Yes, yes!" Xiaoqin, with the support of the squad leader, also said beside her, "I can't remember everything after I got drunk! It's like being flashed by the memory eraser of the man in black! For me to remember It’s too cruel to punish me for something I can’t stop doing!”
"Huh? Yesterday you beat me arrogantly, and today you come here to pretend to be pitiful?" I said angrily, "Didn't you say that I am as weak as a dog? Didn't you say that whether or not I get the stars has no impact on you at all? No? In that case... "
I have said before that Teacher Song, the head teacher of Class 2, Junior High School, temporarily became our substitute teacher. At the end of the normal class period and before the evening self-study started, he came over to inspect, and then he discovered that the slide curtain was The power plug was loose, so I squatted down to adjust the power supply.
"Yes... yes! Of course he was injured after falling from a tree!" I said awkwardly, "It wasn't because of the injury. Could it be that he was beaten by someone!? My martial arts skills are so high, who dares to beat me..."
"I was also looking for a broom, but I didn't expect Xiaoqin to be too fast, so she just kicked her up..."
"Don't be sad, didn't Aunt Ren blame you? Don't care what the rumors say, just know the truth yourself. If Teacher Song was really electrocuted at that time, didn't you just save his life? By the way, I heard that Teacher Song didn’t blame you..."
The rumors are well-established, saying that the name of the professional boxer is Brontosaurus. From the first day he was born, his wish was to beat me up (I don’t know what kind of prenatal education his mother gave him). Just yesterday, I finally skipped school and came home. He blocked me halfway and used his "golden left hand" to hit me hard on the right side of my face.
he begged me pitifully.
Having said that, although the rumors were hateful, Xiaoqin still admitted her mistakes to me sincerely. For example, at noon, she took the initiative to go to the snack street to buy fried rice for me, and even gave me the shrimps in her lunch box. In short, Suddenly she flashed her big eyes and looked cute, hoping that I would forget everything about yesterday.
The monitor did not pursue what Xiaoqin said yesterday, "From now on, you are my horse." Firstly, Xiaoqin said that she had no memory of being drunk. Secondly, since both parties were girls, the monitor just took it as a joke.
I really couldn't stand it, so when several foreign students were having such a discussion, I asked them where the Brontosaurus guy was now, and why the meaning of his existence was to beat me up and then disappear from the world
he begged me pitifully.
No matter what, Teacher Song’s arm is in a plaster and she will be absent from her own class for a few days. In addition, she has a psychological shadow on our class and can no longer be our substitute teacher. Our group has become sheepherders again. children.
"You can't deduct my stars anyway!" Xiaoqin's tone was about to cry, "If classmate Ye Lin is not satisfied, come and hit me! Make my face swollen, even if it's as swollen as a deep-sea fish..."
"Yes... yes! Of course he was injured after falling from a tree!" I said awkwardly, "It wasn't because of the injury. Could it be that he was beaten by someone!? My martial arts skills are so high, who dares to beat me..."
There were not many people in the classroom at that time, and the monitor was not there. Teacher Song adjusted the power plug to the left and right, but it was always unstable (because the teaching aids were old and in disrepair). At this time, Xiaoqin, Big Speaker, and PHS started to Back at the front door of the classroom—unfortunately, Teacher Song's clothes suddenly became static, which made him say "ouch" and wave his hands reflexively.
During morning self-study, Xiaoqin saw the plaster on my right cheek and was so ashamed.
This is true. Teacher Song from Class 2 of the third grade of junior high school is not a particularly narrow-minded person, but he was quite sad that his arm was broken after being kicked by a slender girl, thinking that he was too old. The texture is crispy and loose.
However, as the saying goes, "Haste makes waste," Xiao Qin did something well-intentioned and unhelpful that afternoon.
The ignorant people were speechless. Half a day later, a new version of the rumor appeared: after the thunder dragon swollen the right side of Ye Lin's face, he was bitten to death by the crazed Ye Lin and then thrown into the Daning River.
"It should be more than 100! Don't increase the number of stars without authorization at this time! It seems that you haven't reviewed your mistakes at all! Is it quite a relief for you to beat me up?"
This is true. Teacher Song from Class 2 of the third grade of junior high school is not a particularly narrow-minded person, but he was quite sad that his arm was broken after being kicked by a slender girl, thinking that he was too old. The texture is crispy and loose.
I didn't eat the shrimps that Xiaoqin picked up, so I returned them to her.
"No! It was definitely not Xiaoqin who beat her!" I quickly denied it to save face, "Xiaoqin was drunk and climbed a tree like a monkey. I accidentally fell and injured her while I was dragging her down!"
I really couldn't stand it, so when several foreign students were having such a discussion, I asked them where the Brontosaurus guy was now, and why the meaning of his existence was to beat me up and then disappear from the world
You grandma is a bear! Why did I bite my opponent to death! Do I have rabies? Also, please stop throwing corpses into the Daning River! According to several versions of rumors, the Daning River has been blocked by so many corpses that no one can squeeze in anymore!
"No! It was definitely not Xiaoqin who beat her!" I quickly denied it to save face, "Xiaoqin was drunk and climbed a tree like a monkey. I accidentally fell and injured her while I was dragging her down!"
"Fortunately, this matter comes from your mind...after your waist injury recovers." The squad leader found it funny but also said a little worriedly, "No matter what Xiaoqin did when she was drunk, it was not her intention - you You won’t be too careful to blame her, right?”
Having said that, although the rumors were hateful, Xiaoqin still admitted her mistakes to me sincerely. For example, at noon, she took the initiative to go to the snack street to buy fried rice for me, and even gave me the shrimps in her lunch box. In short, Suddenly she flashed her big eyes and looked cute, hoping that I would forget everything about yesterday.
With a scream of ecstasy, Teacher Song fell to the podium in horror and was sent to the hospital with a broken wrist. Aunt Ren paid for the medical expenses and apologized profusely.
The situation was urgent. In order to save the situation, the vice-principal sent the dean of students, Aunt Owl, to serve as our class's temporary teacher. As soon as she took office, she immediately made the students of Class 3 (3) in junior high school panic and panic, fearing that she would catch someone. From the beginning, he will be punished with a major demerit.
When I said this, Xiaoqin suddenly put on a serious expression, but that expression seemed to be barely suppressing laughter, which was very annoying.
he begged me pitifully.
Wednesday is coming soon, it is the middle of the week, and November 6th is the elusive "International Day for the Prevention of War and Armed Conflict from Destroying the Environment".
How could you forget! Not only what happened yesterday cannot be forgotten, but also all the big and small things that happened in our childhood came to mind!
How could you forget! Not only what happened yesterday cannot be forgotten, but also all the big and small things that happened in our childhood came to mind!
Da Xiao Xiao and Xiao Ling Tong knew the situation at that time and felt aggrieved for Xiao Qin.
"Huh? Yesterday you beat me arrogantly, and today you come here to pretend to be pitiful?" I said angrily, "Didn't you say that I am as weak as a dog? Didn't you say that whether or not I get the stars has no impact on you at all? No? In that case... "
Having said that, although the rumors were hateful, Xiaoqin still admitted her mistakes to me sincerely. For example, at noon, she took the initiative to go to the snack street to buy fried rice for me, and even gave me the shrimps in her lunch box. In short, Suddenly she flashed her big eyes and looked cute, hoping that I would forget everything about yesterday.
"Yes... yes! Of course he was injured after falling from a tree!" I said awkwardly, "It wasn't because of the injury. Could it be that he was beaten by someone!? My martial arts skills are so high, who dares to beat me..."
"For the sake of monitor and Aunt Ren, I'll let you go."
During morning self-study, Xiaoqin saw the plaster on my right cheek and was so ashamed.
"Yes, yes!" Xiaoqin, with the support of the squad leader, also said beside her, "I can't remember everything after I got drunk! It's like being flashed by the memory eraser of the man in black! For me to remember It’s too cruel to punish me for something I can’t stop doing!”
All in all, Xiaoqin became even more ashamed because of her continuous wrongdoings. She even squatted in the corner of the classroom next to me after class to think about her mistakes. Fortunately, the squad leader heard the testimony of Da Xiao and the others and knew that Xiao Qin had good intentions this time, so he specially comforted her.
Unbelievable, it was the same person yesterday who stomped me to the ground viciously and swollen my face.
I didn't eat the shrimps that Xiaoqin picked up, so I returned them to her.
"Teacher Song's behavior really looks like being electrocuted! And he's not an electrician, so he can't repair the socket!"
"Hey! You still said you have no memory of being drunk!?"
Xiaoqin got the advantage and behaved well, but she was actually very dissatisfied with my lies:
I pointed to Xiong Yaoyue, who was in the front row of the classroom, wearing a PHS hairpin horizontally on her forehead, imitating a tight spell.
The situation was urgent. In order to save the situation, the vice-principal sent the dean of students, Aunt Owl, to serve as our class's temporary teacher. As soon as she took office, she immediately made the students of Class 3 (3) in junior high school panic and panic, fearing that she would catch someone. From the beginning, he will be punished with a major demerit.
"105 gold stars will not be deducted from you for the time being, but you can't drink anymore, you know? You went too far yesterday, especially Centipede..."
During morning self-study, Xiaoqin saw the plaster on my right cheek and was so ashamed.
Bastard! Xiaoqin was anxious to earn stars, but she misjudged the situation. Does it have anything to do with me? Did you say "under my command"? Why have I been having trouble with my teacher for decades
"Hey! You still said you have no memory of being drunk!?"
The monitor did not pursue what Xiaoqin said yesterday, "From now on, you are my horse." Firstly, Xiaoqin said that she had no memory of being drunk. Secondly, since both parties were girls, the monitor just took it as a joke.
The monitor did not pursue what Xiaoqin said yesterday, "From now on, you are my horse." Firstly, Xiaoqin said that she had no memory of being drunk. Secondly, since both parties were girls, the monitor just took it as a joke.
"I know," Xiaoqin mumbled and nodded, "I went home yesterday and took a good bath, especially my hands, which I washed twenty or thirty times. The thought of having touched something so disgusting..."
The monitor did not pursue what Xiaoqin said yesterday, "From now on, you are my horse." Firstly, Xiaoqin said that she had no memory of being drunk. Secondly, since both parties were girls, the monitor just took it as a joke.
"I was also looking for a broom, but I didn't expect Xiaoqin to be too fast, so she just kicked her up..."
"Hey! You still said you have no memory of being drunk!?"
"No!" Xiao Qin's suddenly raised voice even attracted the attention of nearby classmates, "Don't deduct the more than 1,000 stars I earned with great effort..."
During morning self-study, Xiaoqin saw the plaster on my right cheek and was so ashamed.
In addition, some people expressed regret: Xiaoqin, a quiet girl, was ruined by me because she stayed with me for too long, and dared to kick the teacher under my order.
"Fortunately, this matter comes from your mind...after your waist injury recovers." The squad leader found it funny but also said a little worriedly, "No matter what Xiaoqin did when she was drunk, it was not her intention - you You won’t be too careful to blame her, right?”
I have said before that Teacher Song, the head teacher of Class 2, Junior High School, temporarily became our substitute teacher. At the end of the normal class period and before the evening self-study started, he came over to inspect, and then he discovered that the slide curtain was The power plug was loose, so I squatted down to adjust the power supply.
"Ah! Teacher Song was electrocuted!"
"Yes, a little bit~~~" Xiaoqin said aggrievedly, "Because centipedes are so disgusting, they are deeply remembered. Like other things that are not so disgusting, I can't remember them..."
"Yes, a little bit~~~" Xiaoqin said aggrievedly, "Because centipedes are so disgusting, they are deeply remembered. Like other things that are not so disgusting, I can't remember them..."
"I know," Xiaoqin mumbled and nodded, "I went home yesterday and took a good bath, especially my hands, which I washed twenty or thirty times. The thought of having touched something so disgusting..."
Having said that, although the rumors were hateful, Xiaoqin still admitted her mistakes to me sincerely. For example, at noon, she took the initiative to go to the snack street to buy fried rice for me, and even gave me the shrimps in her lunch box. In short, Suddenly she flashed her big eyes and looked cute, hoping that I would forget everything about yesterday.
When I first heard about this anniversary, I thought it was someone who made it up to deceive me. But when I checked online, I found out that it was actually announced by the United Nations General Assembly in Resolution 56/4 in 2001.
Well, should I be grateful for being classified as "not that disgusting" by you
"Hey! You still said you have no memory of being drunk!?"
In addition, some people expressed regret: Xiaoqin, a quiet girl, was ruined by me because she stayed with me for too long, and dared to kick the teacher under my order.
The ignorant people were speechless. Half a day later, a new version of the rumor appeared: after the thunder dragon swollen the right side of Ye Lin's face, he was bitten to death by the crazed Ye Lin and then thrown into the Daning River.
The situation was urgent. In order to save the situation, the vice-principal sent the dean of students, Aunt Owl, to serve as our class's temporary teacher. As soon as she took office, she immediately made the students of Class 3 (3) in junior high school panic and panic, fearing that she would catch someone. From the beginning, he will be punished with a major demerit.
Bastard! Xiaoqin was anxious to earn stars, but she misjudged the situation. Does it have anything to do with me? Did you say "under my command"? Why have I been having trouble with my teacher for decades
"Ah! Teacher Song was electrocuted!"
The ignorant people were speechless. Half a day later, a new version of the rumor appeared: after the thunder dragon swollen the right side of Ye Lin's face, he was bitten to death by the crazed Ye Lin and then thrown into the Daning River.
Xiaoqin said that from now on she would definitely not drink alcoholic drinks or food, and she would do her best to do good deeds. In order to eliminate the bad impression she left on me yesterday, she would work harder in every aspect.
Having said that, although the rumors were hateful, Xiaoqin still admitted her mistakes to me sincerely. For example, at noon, she took the initiative to go to the snack street to buy fried rice for me, and even gave me the shrimps in her lunch box. In short, Suddenly she flashed her big eyes and looked cute, hoping that I would forget everything about yesterday.
"Yes, yes!" Xiaoqin, with the support of the squad leader, also said beside her, "I can't remember everything after I got drunk! It's like being flashed by the memory eraser of the man in black! For me to remember It’s too cruel to punish me for something I can’t stop doing!”
"No! It was definitely not Xiaoqin who beat her!" I quickly denied it to save face, "Xiaoqin was drunk and climbed a tree like a monkey. I accidentally fell and injured her while I was dragging her down!"
I didn't eat the shrimps that Xiaoqin picked up, so I returned them to her.
I pointed to Xiong Yaoyue, who was in the front row of the classroom, wearing a PHS hairpin horizontally on her forehead, imitating a tight spell.
However, Aunt Owl still gives me more face, because first of all, she bullies the weak and fears the strong, and secondly, she is Xingxing’s aunt, so we got along well at first - anyway, this is just a stopgap measure, and besides, the dean’s hunting ground is the entire playground and the entire Teaching building, how could this small junior high school classroom of Class 3 (3) trap her
"No! It was definitely not Xiaoqin who beat her!" I quickly denied it to save face, "Xiaoqin was drunk and climbed a tree like a monkey. I accidentally fell and injured her while I was dragging her down!"
The ignorant people were speechless. Half a day later, a new version of the rumor appeared: after the thunder dragon swollen the right side of Ye Lin's face, he was bitten to death by the crazed Ye Lin and then thrown into the Daning River.
However, as the saying goes, "Haste makes waste," Xiao Qin did something well-intentioned and unhelpful that afternoon.
"No!" Xiao Qin's suddenly raised voice even attracted the attention of nearby classmates, "Don't deduct the more than 1,000 stars I earned with great effort..."
On the same day, a second well-founded rumor spread: Whoever took it as the head teacher of Class 3 (3) was unlucky. First, Teacher Yu got stabbed in the butt, then Teacher Song suffered a broken arm, and the middle one was the head teacher for a few days. The young graduate who fell seriously ill was also cursed.
"You can't deduct my stars anyway!" Xiaoqin's tone was about to cry, "If classmate Ye Lin is not satisfied, come and hit me! Make my face swollen, even if it's as swollen as a deep-sea fish..."
The situation was urgent. In order to save the situation, the vice-principal sent the dean of students, Aunt Owl, to serve as our class's temporary teacher. As soon as she took office, she immediately made the students of Class 3 (3) in junior high school panic and panic, fearing that she would catch someone. From the beginning, he will be punished with a major demerit.
"Yes, yes!" Xiaoqin, with the support of the squad leader, also said beside her, "I can't remember everything after I got drunk! It's like being flashed by the memory eraser of the man in black! For me to remember It’s too cruel to punish me for something I can’t stop doing!”
I have said before that Teacher Song, the head teacher of Class 2, Junior High School, temporarily became our substitute teacher. At the end of the normal class period and before the evening self-study started, he came over to inspect, and then he discovered that the slide curtain was The power plug was loose, so I squatted down to adjust the power supply.
"Teacher Song's behavior really looks like being electrocuted! And he's not an electrician, so he can't repair the socket!"
Bastard! Xiaoqin was anxious to earn stars, but she misjudged the situation. Does it have anything to do with me? Did you say "under my command"? Why have I been having trouble with my teacher for decades
Having said that, although the rumors were hateful, Xiaoqin still admitted her mistakes to me sincerely. For example, at noon, she took the initiative to go to the snack street to buy fried rice for me, and even gave me the shrimps in her lunch box. In short, Suddenly she flashed her big eyes and looked cute, hoping that I would forget everything about yesterday.
At this time, the squad leader came to explain. The first thing she asked was: "Ye Lin, what happened to your face? Could it be that after catching up with Xiaoqin yesterday, Xiaoqin... "
"Classmate Ye Lin, the person who appeared in front of you yesterday was not me! Just think of him as my evil twin brother! Don't bear any grudge against me, okay!"
There were not many people in the classroom at that time, and the monitor was not there. Teacher Song adjusted the power plug to the left and right, but it was always unstable (because the teaching aids were old and in disrepair). At this time, Xiaoqin, Big Speaker, and PHS started to Back at the front door of the classroom—unfortunately, Teacher Song's clothes suddenly became static, which made him say "ouch" and wave his hands reflexively.
"Ahh~~~~~~!!!!"
Having said that, although the rumors were hateful, Xiaoqin still admitted her mistakes to me sincerely. For example, at noon, she took the initiative to go to the snack street to buy fried rice for me, and even gave me the shrimps in her lunch box. In short, Suddenly she flashed her big eyes and looked cute, hoping that I would forget everything about yesterday.
"I was also looking for a broom, but I didn't expect Xiaoqin to be too fast, so she just kicked her up..."
At this time, the squad leader came to explain. The first thing she asked was: "Ye Lin, what happened to your face? Could it be that after catching up with Xiaoqin yesterday, Xiaoqin... "
In addition, some people expressed regret: Xiaoqin, a quiet girl, was ruined by me because she stayed with me for too long, and dared to kick the teacher under my order.
When I said this, Xiaoqin suddenly put on a serious expression, but that expression seemed to be barely suppressing laughter, which was very annoying.
In the end, the squad leader decided to prepare a table of food with Xiaoqin this weekend to apologize to me, the victim, and to teach Xiaoqin some recipes she has always wanted to learn - now the squad leader is a master who is even proficient in French cuisine. .
With a scream of ecstasy, Teacher Song fell to the podium in horror and was sent to the hospital with a broken wrist. Aunt Ren paid for the medical expenses and apologized profusely.
"Ah! Teacher Song was electrocuted!"
With a scream of ecstasy, Teacher Song fell to the podium in horror and was sent to the hospital with a broken wrist. Aunt Ren paid for the medical expenses and apologized profusely.
"Hey! You still said you have no memory of being drunk!?"
"Fortunately, this matter comes from your mind...after your waist injury recovers." The squad leader found it funny but also said a little worriedly, "No matter what Xiaoqin did when she was drunk, it was not her intention - you You won’t be too careful to blame her, right?”
Xiaoqin said that from now on she would definitely not drink alcoholic drinks or food, and she would do her best to do good deeds. In order to eliminate the bad impression she left on me yesterday, she would work harder in every aspect.
Xiaoqin, who was eager to do good things, thought this was a perfect opportunity given to her by God. Without thinking much, she rushed directly to the podium and used her rubber-soled sneakers to kick Teacher Song's other arm holding the latch as hard as she could.
"Yes, a little bit~~~" Xiaoqin said aggrievedly, "Because centipedes are so disgusting, they are deeply remembered. Like other things that are not so disgusting, I can't remember them..."
"Classmate Ye Lin, the person who appeared in front of you yesterday was not me! Just think of him as my evil twin brother! Don't bear any grudge against me, okay!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, the person who appeared in front of you yesterday was not me! Just think of him as my evil twin brother! Don't bear any grudge against me, okay!"
In the end, the squad leader decided to prepare a table of food with Xiaoqin this weekend to apologize to me, the victim, and to teach Xiaoqin some recipes she has always wanted to learn - now the squad leader is a master who is even proficient in French cuisine. .
"Ahh~~~~~~!!!!"
The monitor did not pursue what Xiaoqin said yesterday, "From now on, you are my horse." Firstly, Xiaoqin said that she had no memory of being drunk. Secondly, since both parties were girls, the monitor just took it as a joke.
On the same day, a second well-founded rumor spread: Whoever took it as the head teacher of Class 3 (3) was unlucky. First, Teacher Yu got stabbed in the butt, then Teacher Song suffered a broken arm, and the middle one was the head teacher for a few days. The young graduate who fell seriously ill was also cursed.
"The reason why Xiaoqin got drunk is because I brought wine and candy from the wedding." The squad leader took the initiative to take responsibility, "This is my fault for not checking clearly. Don't blame Xiaoqin blindly - let's talk about your face Didn’t you get injured by falling from a tree?”
The situation was urgent. In order to save the situation, the vice-principal sent the dean of students, Aunt Owl, to serve as our class's temporary teacher. As soon as she took office, she immediately made the students of Class 3 (3) in junior high school panic and panic, fearing that she would catch someone. From the beginning, he will be punished with a major demerit.
Xiaoqin, who was eager to do good things, thought this was a perfect opportunity given to her by God. Without thinking much, she rushed directly to the podium and used her rubber-soled sneakers to kick Teacher Song's other arm holding the latch as hard as she could.
The rumors are well-established, saying that the name of the professional boxer is Brontosaurus. From the first day he was born, his wish was to beat me up (I don’t know what kind of prenatal education his mother gave him). Just yesterday, I finally skipped school and came home. He blocked me halfway and used his "golden left hand" to hit me hard on the right side of my face.
I didn't eat the shrimps that Xiaoqin picked up, so I returned them to her.
The rumors are well-established, saying that the name of the professional boxer is Brontosaurus. From the first day he was born, his wish was to beat me up (I don’t know what kind of prenatal education his mother gave him). Just yesterday, I finally skipped school and came home. He blocked me halfway and used his "golden left hand" to hit me hard on the right side of my face.
With a scream of ecstasy, Teacher Song fell to the podium in horror and was sent to the hospital with a broken wrist. Aunt Ren paid for the medical expenses and apologized profusely.
"Classmate Ye Lin, the person who appeared in front of you yesterday was not me! Just think of him as my evil twin brother! Don't bear any grudge against me, okay!"
"I know," Xiaoqin mumbled and nodded, "I went home yesterday and took a good bath, especially my hands, which I washed twenty or thirty times. The thought of having touched something so disgusting..."
Well, should I be grateful for being classified as "not that disgusting" by you
I really couldn't stand it, so when several foreign students were having such a discussion, I asked them where the Brontosaurus guy was now, and why the meaning of his existence was to beat me up and then disappear from the world
"You can't deduct my stars anyway!" Xiaoqin's tone was about to cry, "If classmate Ye Lin is not satisfied, come and hit me! Make my face swollen, even if it's as swollen as a deep-sea fish..."
Wednesday is coming soon, it is the middle of the week, and November 6th is the elusive "International Day for the Prevention of War and Armed Conflict from Destroying the Environment".
Da Xiao Xiao and Xiao Ling Tong knew the situation at that time and felt aggrieved for Xiao Qin.
At this time, the squad leader came to explain. The first thing she asked was: "Ye Lin, what happened to your face? Could it be that after catching up with Xiaoqin yesterday, Xiaoqin... "
"You can't deduct my stars anyway!" Xiaoqin's tone was about to cry, "If classmate Ye Lin is not satisfied, come and hit me! Make my face swollen, even if it's as swollen as a deep-sea fish..."
With a scream of ecstasy, Teacher Song fell to the podium in horror and was sent to the hospital with a broken wrist. Aunt Ren paid for the medical expenses and apologized profusely.
"Teacher Song's behavior really looks like being electrocuted! And he's not an electrician, so he can't repair the socket!"
The situation was urgent. In order to save the situation, the vice-principal sent the dean of students, Aunt Owl, to serve as our class's temporary teacher. As soon as she took office, she immediately made the students of Class 3 (3) in junior high school panic and panic, fearing that she would catch someone. From the beginning, he will be punished with a major demerit.
"Classmate Ye Lin, the person who appeared in front of you yesterday was not me! Just think of him as my evil twin brother! Don't bear any grudge against me, okay!"
"I was also looking for a broom, but I didn't expect Xiaoqin to be too fast, so she just kicked her up..."
"They are not like monkeys! How can you describe a girl as a monkey..."
Bastard! Xiaoqin was anxious to earn stars, but she misjudged the situation. Does it have anything to do with me? Did you say "under my command"? Why have I been having trouble with my teacher for decades
"I know," Xiaoqin mumbled and nodded, "I went home yesterday and took a good bath, especially my hands, which I washed twenty or thirty times. The thought of having touched something so disgusting..."
I have said before that Teacher Song, the head teacher of Class 2, Junior High School, temporarily became our substitute teacher. At the end of the normal class period and before the evening self-study started, he came over to inspect, and then he discovered that the slide curtain was The power plug was loose, so I squatted down to adjust the power supply.
Having said that, although the rumors were hateful, Xiaoqin still admitted her mistakes to me sincerely. For example, at noon, she took the initiative to go to the snack street to buy fried rice for me, and even gave me the shrimps in her lunch box. In short, Suddenly she flashed her big eyes and looked cute, hoping that I would forget everything about yesterday.
The situation was urgent. In order to save the situation, the vice-principal sent the dean of students, Aunt Owl, to serve as our class's temporary teacher. As soon as she took office, she immediately made the students of Class 3 (3) in junior high school panic and panic, fearing that she would catch someone. From the beginning, he will be punished with a major demerit.
At this time, the squad leader came to explain. The first thing she asked was: "Ye Lin, what happened to your face? Could it be that after catching up with Xiaoqin yesterday, Xiaoqin... "
On the same day, a second well-founded rumor spread: Whoever took it as the head teacher of Class 3 (3) was unlucky. First, Teacher Yu got stabbed in the butt, then Teacher Song suffered a broken arm, and the middle one was the head teacher for a few days. The young graduate who fell seriously ill was also cursed.
However, Aunt Owl still gives me more face, because first of all, she bullies the weak and fears the strong, and secondly, she is Xingxing’s aunt, so we got along well at first - anyway, this is just a stopgap measure, and besides, the dean’s hunting ground is the entire playground and the entire Teaching building, how could this small junior high school classroom of Class 3 (3) trap her
The ignorant people were speechless. Half a day later, a new version of the rumor appeared: after the thunder dragon swollen the right side of Ye Lin's face, he was bitten to death by the crazed Ye Lin and then thrown into the Daning River.
The monitor did not pursue what Xiaoqin said yesterday, "From now on, you are my horse." Firstly, Xiaoqin said that she had no memory of being drunk. Secondly, since both parties were girls, the monitor just took it as a joke.
In the end, the squad leader decided to prepare a table of food with Xiaoqin this weekend to apologize to me, the victim, and to teach Xiaoqin some recipes she has always wanted to learn - now the squad leader is a master who is even proficient in French cuisine. .
Da Xiao Xiao and Xiao Ling Tong knew the situation at that time and felt aggrieved for Xiao Qin.
After the matter was settled for the time being, rumors spread about a fight between me and a professional boxer in No. 28 Middle School.
At this time, the squad leader came to explain. The first thing she asked was: "Ye Lin, what happened to your face? Could it be that after catching up with Xiaoqin yesterday, Xiaoqin... "
In addition, some people expressed regret: Xiaoqin, a quiet girl, was ruined by me because she stayed with me for too long, and dared to kick the teacher under my order.
Having said that, although the rumors were hateful, Xiaoqin still admitted her mistakes to me sincerely. For example, at noon, she took the initiative to go to the snack street to buy fried rice for me, and even gave me the shrimps in her lunch box. In short, Suddenly she flashed her big eyes and looked cute, hoping that I would forget everything about yesterday.
On the same day, a second well-founded rumor spread: Whoever took it as the head teacher of Class 3 (3) was unlucky. First, Teacher Yu got stabbed in the butt, then Teacher Song suffered a broken arm, and the middle one was the head teacher for a few days. The young graduate who fell seriously ill was also cursed.
"No!" Xiao Qin's suddenly raised voice even attracted the attention of nearby classmates, "Don't deduct the more than 1,000 stars I earned with great effort..."
"Ahh~~~~~~!!!!"
Bastard! Xiaoqin was anxious to earn stars, but she misjudged the situation. Does it have anything to do with me? Did you say "under my command"? Why have I been having trouble with my teacher for decades
There were not many people in the classroom at that time, and the monitor was not there. Teacher Song adjusted the power plug to the left and right, but it was always unstable (because the teaching aids were old and in disrepair). At this time, Xiaoqin, Big Speaker, and PHS started to Back at the front door of the classroom—unfortunately, Teacher Song's clothes suddenly became static, which made him say "ouch" and wave his hands reflexively.
"Ah! Teacher Song was electrocuted!"
"For the sake of monitor and Aunt Ren, I'll let you go."
All in all, Xiaoqin became even more ashamed because of her continuous wrongdoings. She even squatted in the corner of the classroom next to me after class to think about her mistakes. Fortunately, the squad leader heard the testimony of Da Xiao and the others and knew that Xiao Qin had good intentions this time, so he specially comforted her.
On the same day, a second well-founded rumor spread: Whoever took it as the head teacher of Class 3 (3) was unlucky. First, Teacher Yu got stabbed in the butt, then Teacher Song suffered a broken arm, and the middle one was the head teacher for a few days. The young graduate who fell seriously ill was also cursed.
After the matter was settled for the time being, rumors spread about a fight between me and a professional boxer in No. 28 Middle School.
"Don't be sad, didn't Aunt Ren blame you? Don't care what the rumors say, just know the truth yourself. If Teacher Song was really electrocuted at that time, didn't you just save his life? By the way, I heard that Teacher Song didn’t blame you..."
How could you forget! Not only what happened yesterday cannot be forgotten, but also all the big and small things that happened in our childhood came to mind!
No matter what, Teacher Song’s arm is in a plaster and she will be absent from her own class for a few days. In addition, she has a psychological shadow on our class and can no longer be our substitute teacher. Our group has become sheepherders again. children.
No matter what, Teacher Song’s arm is in a plaster and she will be absent from her own class for a few days. In addition, she has a psychological shadow on our class and can no longer be our substitute teacher. Our group has become sheepherders again. children.
"105 gold stars will not be deducted from you for the time being, but you can't drink anymore, you know? You went too far yesterday, especially Centipede..."
"I was also looking for a broom, but I didn't expect Xiaoqin to be too fast, so she just kicked her up..."
This is true. Teacher Song from Class 2 of the third grade of junior high school is not a particularly narrow-minded person, but he was quite sad that his arm was broken after being kicked by a slender girl, thinking that he was too old. The texture is crispy and loose.
"The reason why Xiaoqin got drunk is because I brought wine and candy from the wedding." The squad leader took the initiative to take responsibility, "This is my fault for not checking clearly. Don't blame Xiaoqin blindly - let's talk about your face Didn’t you get injured by falling from a tree?”
he begged me pitifully.
"They are not like monkeys! How can you describe a girl as a monkey..."
No matter what, Teacher Song’s arm is in a plaster and she will be absent from her own class for a few days. In addition, she has a psychological shadow on our class and can no longer be our substitute teacher. Our group has become sheepherders again. children.
I didn't eat the shrimps that Xiaoqin picked up, so I returned them to her.
"Ah! Teacher Song was electrocuted!"
"They are not like monkeys! How can you describe a girl as a monkey..."
When I said this, Xiaoqin suddenly put on a serious expression, but that expression seemed to be barely suppressing laughter, which was very annoying.
This is true. Teacher Song from Class 2 of the third grade of junior high school is not a particularly narrow-minded person, but he was quite sad that his arm was broken after being kicked by a slender girl, thinking that he was too old. The texture is crispy and loose.
"Hey! You still said you have no memory of being drunk!?"
The situation was urgent. In order to save the situation, the vice-principal sent the dean of students, Aunt Owl, to serve as our class's temporary teacher. As soon as she took office, she immediately made the students of Class 3 (3) in junior high school panic and panic, fearing that she would catch someone. From the beginning, he will be punished with a major demerit.
"I was also looking for a broom, but I didn't expect Xiaoqin to be too fast, so she just kicked her up..."
Unbelievable, it was the same person yesterday who stomped me to the ground viciously and swollen my face.
"Teacher Song's behavior really looks like being electrocuted! And he's not an electrician, so he can't repair the socket!"
Well, should I be grateful for being classified as "not that disgusting" by you
However, Aunt Owl still gives me more face, because first of all, she bullies the weak and fears the strong, and secondly, she is Xingxing’s aunt, so we got along well at first - anyway, this is just a stopgap measure, and besides, the dean’s hunting ground is the entire playground and the entire Teaching building, how could this small junior high school classroom of Class 3 (3) trap her
After the matter was settled for the time being, rumors spread about a fight between me and a professional boxer in No. 28 Middle School.
Well, should I be grateful for being classified as "not that disgusting" by you
"Fortunately, this matter comes from your mind...after your waist injury recovers." The squad leader found it funny but also said a little worriedly, "No matter what Xiaoqin did when she was drunk, it was not her intention - you You won’t be too careful to blame her, right?”
"Teacher Song's behavior really looks like being electrocuted! And he's not an electrician, so he can't repair the socket!"
"Huh? Yesterday you beat me arrogantly, and today you come here to pretend to be pitiful?" I said angrily, "Didn't you say that I am as weak as a dog? Didn't you say that whether or not I get the stars has no impact on you at all? No? In that case... "
"Ahh~~~~~~!!!!"
I didn't eat the shrimps that Xiaoqin picked up, so I returned them to her.
Wednesday is coming soon, it is the middle of the week, and November 6th is the elusive "International Day for the Prevention of War and Armed Conflict from Destroying the Environment".
Wednesday is coming soon, it is the middle of the week, and November 6th is the elusive "International Day for the Prevention of War and Armed Conflict from Destroying the Environment".
Wednesday is coming soon, it is the middle of the week, and November 6th is the elusive "International Day for the Prevention of War and Armed Conflict from Destroying the Environment".
Although there is such a fashionable thing as a tightening curse, not only Sun Wukong has it in "Journey to the West", but there is also a black bear monster who later guards the purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea for Guanyin Bodhisattva. However, using the black bear monster to describe Xiong Yaoyue is a bit too cruel.
During morning self-study, Xiaoqin saw the plaster on my right cheek and was so ashamed.
You grandma is a bear! Why did I bite my opponent to death! Do I have rabies? Also, please stop throwing corpses into the Daning River! According to several versions of rumors, the Daning River has been blocked by so many corpses that no one can squeeze in anymore!
"They are not like monkeys! How can you describe a girl as a monkey..."
"105 gold stars will not be deducted from you for the time being, but you can't drink anymore, you know? You went too far yesterday, especially Centipede..."
When I first heard about this anniversary, I thought it was someone who made it up to deceive me. But when I checked online, I found out that it was actually announced by the United Nations General Assembly in Resolution 56/4 in 2001.
The rumors are well-established, saying that the name of the professional boxer is Brontosaurus. From the first day he was born, his wish was to beat me up (I don’t know what kind of prenatal education his mother gave him). Just yesterday, I finally skipped school and came home. He blocked me halfway and used his "golden left hand" to hit me hard on the right side of my face.
This is true. Teacher Song from Class 2 of the third grade of junior high school is not a particularly narrow-minded person, but he was quite sad that his arm was broken after being kicked by a slender girl, thinking that he was too old. The texture is crispy and loose.
"For the sake of monitor and Aunt Ren, I'll let you go."
The rumors are well-established, saying that the name of the professional boxer is Brontosaurus. From the first day he was born, his wish was to beat me up (I don’t know what kind of prenatal education his mother gave him). Just yesterday, I finally skipped school and came home. He blocked me halfway and used his "golden left hand" to hit me hard on the right side of my face.
Eunuch Cao joked that this anniversary should be changed to "International Day to Prevent War and Armed Conflict from Destroying Women." He also held a "referendum" among his classmates. Then he was delighted when the dean caught him and was forced to stand in the corridor.
"I know," Xiaoqin mumbled and nodded, "I went home yesterday and took a good bath, especially my hands, which I washed twenty or thirty times. The thought of having touched something so disgusting..."
"The reason why Xiaoqin got drunk is because I brought wine and candy from the wedding." The squad leader took the initiative to take responsibility, "This is my fault for not checking clearly. Don't blame Xiaoqin blindly - let's talk about your face Didn’t you get injured by falling from a tree?”
"Yes, a little bit~~~" Xiaoqin said aggrievedly, "Because centipedes are so disgusting, they are deeply remembered. Like other things that are not so disgusting, I can't remember them..."
This is true. Teacher Song from Class 2 of the third grade of junior high school is not a particularly narrow-minded person, but he was quite sad that his arm was broken after being kicked by a slender girl, thinking that he was too old. The texture is crispy and loose.
Although there is such a fashionable thing as a tightening curse, not only Sun Wukong has it in "Journey to the West", but there is also a black bear monster who later guards the purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea for Guanyin Bodhisattva. However, using the black bear monster to describe Xiong Yaoyue is a bit too cruel.
Eunuch Cao joked that this anniversary should be changed to "International Day to Prevent War and Armed Conflict from Destroying Women." He also held a "referendum" among his classmates. Then he was delighted when the dean caught him and was forced to stand in the corridor.