I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 920: Eternal hell

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The old lady clasped her hands together and said movedly: "Little girl, you are so kind. Good people are rewarded."

"Hey! If someone sees me, they will think that I am blackmailing you in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva! It's fine if I am misunderstood by humans, but if I am misunderstood by Guanyin Bodhisattva, I will be in bad luck!"

This is true. To put it into perspective, there are many members of the Scientific Happiness Symposium who are doctors. If the old lady is brought in, it might really help her husband’s condition. In addition, my goal is to become a core member. As a future "Right Protector", it would be a bit unjustifiable if he had never recruited anyone other than Xiao Qin to join the religion.

"To become a monk at Jianren Temple, you must first have complete identity documents, have a junior high school education or above, have permission from your parents, have no marriage relationship, no debt disputes, no lawsuits, and must not be a wanted criminal by the country..."

The next day was Sunday, and for a series of reasons, I chose to spend it in Amy’s VIP building. The squad leader and Xiaoqin had agreed to make something delicious for me, and they also chose the location in the VIP building—I like cats. The squad leader of the dog, once he had an excuse to get close to Obama and Miba, he would never let them go.

Thanks to Gong Caicai, a mascot with a strong affinity, I made the first order to develop members. Otherwise, with my fierce appearance, even if I learned from Fang Xin, Dr. Yu and others, I could be eloquent and good at telling falsehoods. , in the end it would inevitably scare the old lady away, and maybe the old lady would leave my lunch money as tolls.

The fierce monk was quite dissatisfied that Gong Caicai only invested 50 yuan. However, he saw that Gong Caicai still had a lot of hundred-yuan tickets in his wallet, so he looked at the money and said nothing.

I walked up in time, tried to keep my face as calm as possible, and said side by side to Gong Caicai: "Grandma, have you heard of Amway?"

"Bhikkhu, I wonder what conditions need to be met if I want to become a monk in your temple?"

"It doesn't matter. Although I'm not 17 yet, it's enough after the Chinese New Year." Fang Xin lied to me about my age. I looked mature, and people would believe me even if I said I was a high school student.

So I hesitantly chased after the old lady. After getting Fang Xin's consent, Gong Caicai also followed, wholeheartedly trying to win people into the club for the good of the old lady.

I don’t know if he was deliberately trying to show it to me, but the old lady really got help from the Scientific Happiness Seminar. A doctor of traditional Chinese medicine who had been with the seminar for half a year specializes in treating rheumatoid arthritis, and happened to be good at dealing with the old lady’s husband’s illness.

I always feel that Fang Xin, like Ai Shuqiao, is instilling in me the concept of "our business is beneficial to mankind", but forget it, I don't want to get too involved on both sides. It's best if you both lose in the fight, then everyone will be happy. .

"Gong Caicai, you are so redundant!" I complained, "Instead of giving the money to this smelly monk temple, you might as well treat me to dinner later!"

"Ha, because people with crooked necks cannot walk upright, which damages the image of the temple." The fierce monk replied proudly for some reason, maybe because his neck was not crooked.

The fierce monk suddenly blushed when Fang Xin said it. He became angry and said: "I didn't make the rules! If you are not satisfied, go to the abbot! I just follow the rules... And if a disabled person becomes a monk, it will bring trouble to everyone." Troublesome!"

"What? Are you asking me to preach on the street?" I frowned, "Even if it means harming others, don't choose an innocent old lady, right?"

After all, Gong Caicai was too introverted. The courage she had finally mustered up before was gone.

"What? Are you asking me to preach on the street?" I frowned, "Even if it means harming others, don't choose an innocent old lady, right?"

I just said it casually, but Gong Caicai took it seriously. She took out the rabbit-shaped small wallet again, this time took out 100 yuan from it, handed it to me with both hands respectfully, and bowed her head to apologize:

"Then, why does he want to become a monk? What do his parents do?"

At this time, Fang Xin pondered for a moment, walked up to the fierce monk guarding the merit box, and asked:

I said seriously: "You misunderstood, we are not a pyramid scheme. I just want to tell you that there is a pyramid scheme guy who sells Amway under the overpass. He used to have a stuttering problem. As a result, in our mutual aid association, his stuttering was cured. Yes! So if your family members are sick, you can try to join our mutual aid group, maybe it will be helpful!"

I walked up in time, tried to keep my face as calm as possible, and said side by side to Gong Caicai: "Grandma, have you heard of Amway?"

"Bhikkhu, I wonder what conditions need to be met if I want to become a monk in your temple?"

"Yes, I'm sorry! I was so weak that I lost everyone's face! I also lost the face of the Scientific Happiness Seminar! I hope this little money will be enough for classmate Ye Lin to have lunch..."

"Yes, yes!" Gong Caicai reacted at this time. She handed over a promotional card, "We are members of the Scientific Happiness Symposium. This is a scientific organization that welcomes anyone to join. It will never be like Mijinji also discriminates against disabled people and patients!"

Fang Xin touched his bare chin and thought about the Taoist priests again.

I did get some basic knowledge of Buddhism from my dad, and I know that Fang Xin’s main meaning is: if in the eyes of monks, there is a difference between a high-rise building and a thatched hut, between a rich man and a beggar, and between a healthy person and a disabled person, Then you have violated a Buddhist taboo and will fall into the endless hell and suffer in the future (the movie "Infernal Affairs" borrowed the allusion of the Buddhist "Infernal Affairs", which refers to eternal punishment for eternity, without any pause) .

So I hesitantly chased after the old lady. After getting Fang Xin's consent, Gong Caicai also followed, wholeheartedly trying to win people into the club for the good of the old lady.

"Then, why does he want to become a monk? What do his parents do?"

At this time, Fang Xin pondered for a moment, walked up to the fierce monk guarding the merit box, and asked:

The old woman turned around and saw the girl who had just helped her out of trouble in the temple, and the sadness on her face eased slightly.

The old lady clasped her hands together and said movedly: "Little girl, you are so kind. Good people are rewarded."

"Of course... of course it requires pious faith!" the fierce monk said hurriedly. In his panic, he slurred his words, almost referring to "faith and piety" as "faith and money."

"Bhikkhu, I wonder what conditions need to be met if I want to become a monk in your temple?"

"Ha, because people with crooked necks cannot walk upright, which damages the image of the temple." The fierce monk replied proudly for some reason, maybe because his neck was not crooked.

"I don't need salary or anything!" Gong Caicai is Bai Fumei after all, unlike Xiong Yaoyue who is jealous of money.

After all, Gong Caicai was too introverted. The courage she had finally mustered up before was gone.

"No, I'm sorry, can I take up a little bit of your time?" Gong Caicai was as nervous as a person handing out small advertisements on the street.

"Ha, because people with crooked necks cannot walk upright, which damages the image of the temple." The fierce monk replied proudly for some reason, maybe because his neck was not crooked.

"Of course... of course it requires pious faith!" the fierce monk said hurriedly. In his panic, he slurred his words, almost referring to "faith and piety" as "faith and money."

Gong Caicai refused desperately: "No! Don't put my photos online! I heard that once the photos are posted online, they will be photoshopped into a mess. In that case, I will... I will lose face." Live in the world!”

After ridiculing the fake monk who only cares about amassing money, Fang Xin took Gong Caicai and me and "laughed out", attracting many onlookers. The concierge monk sighed and said: "No wonder others say that Master Fang is a modern Buddhist monk." You monk, you really don’t want to save face for us!”

"Eh? You can see that I am not a novice monk but a monk. I have good eyesight!" The fierce monk said with great interest, "Are you the layman Fang mentioned by the concierge? Do you want to become a monk?"

That's true, because the leader of the Scientific Happiness Sect is mentally ill himself, so he has no reason to follow the example of Mijinji and not even accept people with mental weakness.

The fierce monk hit a soft nail, "There are hard and fast rules for who can become a monk and who cannot become a monk. I just followed the script. Since layman Fang wants to know the specific conditions for becoming a monk, I will elaborate a little bit..."

I kept an eye on it, deliberately slowed down, let Gong Caicai walk up first, and called the old lady from behind.

Fang Xin touched his bare chin and thought about the Taoist priests again.

"Humph," Fang Xin sneered, "Buddha said: Emptiness is color, and all things have no distinction. Once there is distinction, it is two minds. How can one enter the non-dual Dharma with two minds? If a monk has a mind of distinction, he will commit sins and will enter the Infinite Dharma. !”

Fang Xin clasped his palms together, "It's not that I want to become a monk, but that this little donor wants to become a monk after seeing through the world of mortals. I'll ask questions on his behalf."

"Little girl, do you have a problem with me? If you don't hate eating vegetarian food, old lady, can I treat you to lunch?"

Fang Xin touched his bare chin and thought about the Taoist priests again.

This set of rhetoric, which was similar to a Buddhist verse, left the fierce monk speechless. He might not even know what Fang Xin said, but he didn't know it was serious and was afraid that he would make a joke if he answered casually, so he didn't dare to speak. .

Next to her, Gong Caicai was also listening with wide eyes, as if she was the one who wanted to become a monk.

In addition, Xiong Yaoyue also brought Gong Caicai here. This had nothing to do with the squad leader and Xiaoqin cooking, but Xiong Yaoyue felt that the Golden Lightning Professional Team lacked a mascot (Amy was a shareholder and refused to be the mascot), so she felt that Gong Caicai was Caicai was a good match, so she forced Gong Caicai over and asked her to work as "team back-office assistant". Then she took a photo with the team members and put it on the promotion website.

"It's okay!" Xiong Yaoyue persuaded Gong Caicai with a smile, "What we want is a photo of you and everyone else. It's not a single art photo, and it won't be photoshopped! And this back-office assistant doesn't need you to actually do any work. , you get paid just for being a mascot!”

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pointed at me.

"Little girl, do you have a problem with me? If you don't hate eating vegetarian food, old lady, can I treat you to lunch?"

"No, I'm sorry, can I take up a little bit of your time?" Gong Caicai was as nervous as a person handing out small advertisements on the street.

Fang Xin suddenly sighed: "Alas! Buddhism has changed since the death of Sakyamuni! At that time, Sakyamuni was a prince, but he knew how to pity the farmers who worked under the scorching sun, even the lice under the feet of the farmers. Pity, it turns out that you fake monks are only interested in making money, and you actually set so many barriers to becoming a monk! Where is your ambition to save all sentient beings?"

"Of course... of course it requires pious faith!" the fierce monk said hurriedly. In his panic, he slurred his words, almost referring to "faith and piety" as "faith and money."

Who wants to become a monk? No matter what you want to do, Fang Xin, don't use me as a tool!

"Ha, because people with crooked necks cannot walk upright, which damages the image of the temple." The fierce monk replied proudly for some reason, maybe because his neck was not crooked.

The old lady clasped her hands together and said movedly: "Little girl, you are so kind. Good people are rewarded."

So I subconsciously acted like a glaring Vajra. The fierce monk glanced at me and immediately felt ashamed. He probably thought that I was so fierce. If I seriously ordained and became a monk here, I was afraid that the income of the temple would be reduced, and it would also be reported by the media. Got involved with the underworld.

Who wants to become a monk? No matter what you want to do, Fang Xin, don't use me as a tool!

The old woman turned around and saw the girl who had just helped her out of trouble in the temple, and the sadness on her face eased slightly.

"Uh-huh, layman Fang, this friend you brought - is he over 17 years old? According to the temple regulations, a monk must not be younger than 17 years old, nor older than 60 years old!"

"Little girl, do you have a problem with me? If you don't hate eating vegetarian food, old lady, can I treat you to lunch?"

On the way back, Fang Xin shared with me and Gong Caicai the current income situation of monks. According to him, in tourist attractions like Jianren Temple, the monthly salary of novice monks during the probation period is 3,000 yuan. After becoming a monk, 5,000 per month, more than 8,000 per month after working for one year, 6-hour work system, food and accommodation included, extra money when going out to do things, tax-free and insurance-free.

Fang Xin touched his bare chin and thought about the Taoist priests again.

"Then, why does he want to become a monk? What do his parents do?"

Fang Xin shook his head inexplicably, "Buddhists believe in treating everyone equally. If I say that this boy's parents are rich men or salarymen, does it make any difference?"

The old woman's face suddenly changed: "Um... I'm not interested in MLM! My nephew's wife's classmate was deceived by a MLM organization and she hasn't come back yet!"

Fang Xin nodded, "Ye Lin, as the future Right Protector, I have to give you a difficult task now! Did you see the old lady coming out of Jianren Temple? She just prayed to Guanyin to pray for her husband. The one who treats illnesses... go and get her to the scientific happiness seminar!"

The fierce monk looked at my face as he spoke, as if he had seen me on the Public Security Bureau's A-level wanted list.

"Thank you, thank you! No need to bother! In fact, I... Actually we... We Su, Su Science Chimney can..."

So I hesitantly chased after the old lady. After getting Fang Xin's consent, Gong Caicai also followed, wholeheartedly trying to win people into the club for the good of the old lady.

"No, I'm sorry, can I take up a little bit of your time?" Gong Caicai was as nervous as a person handing out small advertisements on the street.

"Gong Caicai, you are so redundant!" I complained, "Instead of giving the money to this smelly monk temple, you might as well treat me to dinner later!"

"Little girl, do you have a problem with me? If you don't hate eating vegetarian food, old lady, can I treat you to lunch?"

"What? Are you asking me to preach on the street?" I frowned, "Even if it means harming others, don't choose an innocent old lady, right?"

Fang Xin answered appropriately: "Does it mean that if you meet the above conditions, you can become a monk, but you are not required to believe in Buddhism?"

"Thank you, thank you! No need to bother! In fact, I... Actually we... We Su, Su Science Chimney can..."

Next to her, Gong Caicai was also listening with wide eyes, as if she was the one who wanted to become a monk.

"Gong Caicai, you are so redundant!" I complained, "Instead of giving the money to this smelly monk temple, you might as well treat me to dinner later!"

"Thank you, thank you! No need to bother! In fact, I... Actually we... We Su, Su Science Chimney can..."

The old lady clasped her hands together and said movedly: "Little girl, you are so kind. Good people are rewarded."

The fierce monk looked at my face as he spoke, as if he had seen me on the Public Security Bureau's A-level wanted list.

This statement is too exaggerated! Fortunately, I had stopped Eunuch Cao from selling photoshopped nude photos of girls, otherwise Gong Caicai would have committed a serious crime one day when she saw herself being photoshopped into a shameful look and suffocated herself to death with a pillow.

"Wait a minute, why can't a person with a crooked neck become a monk?" I always felt that Fang Xin was asking knowingly.

The old woman turned around and saw the girl who had just helped her out of trouble in the temple, and the sadness on her face eased slightly.

"Of course... of course it requires pious faith!" the fierce monk said hurriedly. In his panic, he slurred his words, almost referring to "faith and piety" as "faith and money."

"Secondly, monks must not have physical or mental defects. Those with missing hands and feet, poliomyelitis, leprosy, crooked necks, as well as those suffering from schizophrenia, schizophrenia, and epilepsy cannot be ordained as monks..."

Fang Xin answered appropriately: "Does it mean that if you meet the above conditions, you can become a monk, but you are not required to believe in Buddhism?"

"Then, why does he want to become a monk? What do his parents do?"

"Wait a minute, why can't a person with a crooked neck become a monk?" I always felt that Fang Xin was asking knowingly.

"Gong Caicai, you are so redundant!" I complained, "Instead of giving the money to this smelly monk temple, you might as well treat me to dinner later!"

"Why are we harming people?" Fang Xin sneered, "Since the establishment of our Scientific Happiness Seminar, can you give an example of how we have harmed people? Today's society is unfair, largely because of information asymmetry. As long as we have enough information, maybe we can help the old lady cure her husband's disease quickly and well! Don't you think it would be more effective for her to burn incense and worship Buddha?"

"Yes, I'm sorry! I was so weak that I lost everyone's face! I also lost the face of the Scientific Happiness Seminar! I hope this little money will be enough for classmate Ye Lin to have lunch..."

Fang Xin touched his bare chin and thought about the Taoist priests again.

"I don't need salary or anything!" Gong Caicai is Bai Fumei after all, unlike Xiong Yaoyue who is jealous of money.

Fang Xin touched his bare chin and thought about the Taoist priests again.

The old woman turned around and saw the girl who had just helped her out of trouble in the temple, and the sadness on her face eased slightly.

"Ha, because people with crooked necks cannot walk upright, which damages the image of the temple." The fierce monk replied proudly for some reason, maybe because his neck was not crooked.

"Uh-huh, layman Fang, this friend you brought - is he over 17 years old? According to the temple regulations, a monk must not be younger than 17 years old, nor older than 60 years old!"

"Yes!" Gong Caicai said energetically, "With the encouragement of my friends, I have become a little... a little braver! I even rejected a salesman last week! Although I felt very guilty afterwards The look…”

After all, Gong Caicai was too introverted. The courage she had finally mustered up before was gone.

"Also, monks must not only walk straight, but also have straight facial features." The fierce monk continued, "Blind, cross-eyed, deaf, missing ears, crooked mouth, rabbit mouth, mute, etc., you can't become a monk!"

Fang Xin answered appropriately: "Does it mean that if you meet the above conditions, you can become a monk, but you are not required to believe in Buddhism?"

"Then, why does he want to become a monk? What do his parents do?"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pointed at me.

Fang Xin answered appropriately: "Does it mean that if you meet the above conditions, you can become a monk, but you are not required to believe in Buddhism?"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pointed at me.

"Of course... of course it requires pious faith!" the fierce monk said hurriedly. In his panic, he slurred his words, almost referring to "faith and piety" as "faith and money."

After all, Gong Caicai was too introverted. The courage she had finally mustered up before was gone.

"Uh-huh, layman Fang, this friend you brought - is he over 17 years old? According to the temple regulations, a monk must not be younger than 17 years old, nor older than 60 years old!"

"How about it? Ye Lin, you have always said that our Scientific Happiness Seminar is a cult. Compared with the money-making methods of Jianren Temple, how do we look like a cult? We guide people to be positive, which is much less scientific than blindly praying to gods and Buddhas. ?"