"Okay! If you don't eat the toast, you will be punished with wine!" Xiong Yaoyue pretended to be angry, "Then I will order Bitu to force you!"
Although I don't think "Three Gay Friends" is necessarily a product from China, even "The Worst Movie in History" and "The Most Brutal Murderer in History" are firmly in the hands of the United States. Therefore, this The title of "the weirdest tablet in history" probably belongs to a non-American product.
Xiaoqin sat on a spinning bike, riding slowly while playing the game of "Kim Jong-un beats Obama" and frowned:
"Don't abuse dogs!" I said to Xiaoqin, "Don't get along with dogs just because you think you're a cat! Come here, I'll give you a tablet to play with!"
"You're obviously just greedy for wine, don't use such a high-sounding reason to cover yourself up! If you really want to see how red wine starts the computer, you can, but I have to take care of the bottle of red wine! Don't even think about taking the opportunity to drink it secretly!"
Xiaoqin poked the tablet computer twice, which looked like a large MP4 player. Because it was not turned on, there was no response.
Xiong Yaoyue, as the fourth owner of Bitu, had certain control authority over Bitu, so Xiong Yaoyue quickly obtained Bitu from Xiong Yaoyue, and she had to make Gong Caicai agree to the order to be the team's mascot.
"Hey! Monitor, stop! Where are you going to take our mascot! A reporter from the game channel will be here after a while! It's embarrassing that we don't have a mascot!"
The monitor glanced at Xiong Yaoyue with contempt, and directly took the sad Gong Caicai away without consulting her.
As the weather got colder, the squad leader put on a chiffon top and denim trousers. The slightly smaller jeans exposed the shapely curves of her legs. Xiong Yaoyue continued to wear short sleeves and shorts indoors, as if she was wearing something inside her body. It looks like a nuclear reactor.
Amy always wants to show that America's technological capabilities are number one in the world in all aspects, and even the "weirdest tablet" has to be competed with China.
"Hehehehe..." Amy suddenly laughed sinisterly, "Penteus went to visit a gay friend with an anal fissure today, not in the VIP building! I have already asked the French chef where to put the 1997 Lafite , I’ll give it a try after a while!”
"Du—a mere weak carbon-based creature, how dare you disobey this Lord Bitu's order!"
Bitu pointed at the pale Gong Caicai with the anesthesia transmitting hole, "If you don't agree, I will cut off your wifi signal supply and make your life worse than death!"
"No talking!" The squad leader rolled the newspaper in his hand into a tube shape and slapped Xiong Yaoyue on the head. "You did so poorly in the midterm exam and you have no intention of studying and playing games every day. Don't you want to do more for your future?" Make plans?"
Judging from the location of the buttons, this tablet should be developed based on Android 3.0, which is newer than the system version of my phone. However, the biggest problem, which is also the second most frustrating thing, is that this tablet cannot connect to the Internet.
Is it really produced by a factory in Shenyang, as my father said? Why do I feel like this thing is customized by the Democratic Republic of Korea? The lack of Internet capabilities is in line with their national conditions!
Is it really produced by a factory in Shenyang, as my father said? Why do I feel like this thing is customized by the Democratic Republic of Korea? The lack of Internet capabilities is in line with their national conditions!
Bitu pointed at the pale Gong Caicai with the anesthesia transmitting hole, "If you don't agree, I will cut off your wifi signal supply and make your life worse than death!"
Is it really produced by a factory in Shenyang, as my father said? Why do I feel like this thing is customized by the Democratic Republic of Korea? The lack of Internet capabilities is in line with their national conditions!
And what does the English on this tablet mean? Samjiyon? How to pronounce it correctly? Could it be pronounced as "Three Gay Friends"? Not only is the hardware awesome, but the software inside is also awesome! For example, the game that plagiarized "Angry Birds" that is very eye-catching on the desktop - why is it using Jin Sanpang's angry avatar to smash the head of US President Obama? It’s no fun to play! You two are not as cute as the bird and the pig!
"Humph~" Amy folded her arms in front of her chest and introduced proudly, "This is a low-energy tablet computer invented by Intel engineers that can only be started with red wine! In order to reduce energy consumption, there is no screen!"
Gong Caicai, who was not afraid of cutting off the wifi signal but was afraid of being hit by an anesthetic needle, had no choice but to agree. She sat sadly in the team activity room on the second floor. Xiong Yaoyue asked her to take some photos with everyone and put them online. He said it was as aggrieved as being forced to make a Category III film.
Bitu pointed at the pale Gong Caicai with the anesthesia transmitting hole, "If you don't agree, I will cut off your wifi signal supply and make your life worse than death!"
"Hey! If you have the time, wouldn't it be more convenient to just read an ordinary e-book and drink it with red wine?"
The result of this is that Obama has a resentful look in his eyes. He is being carried backwards without taking a step. Even if he takes a step, the distance cannot be shortened. In any case, he cannot approach the food bowl and eat even a piece of dog food.
As the weather got colder, the squad leader put on a chiffon top and denim trousers. The slightly smaller jeans exposed the shapely curves of her legs. Xiong Yaoyue continued to wear short sleeves and shorts indoors, as if she was wearing something inside her body. It looks like a nuclear reactor.
And what does the English on this tablet mean? Samjiyon? How to pronounce it correctly? Could it be pronounced as "Three Gay Friends"? Not only is the hardware awesome, but the software inside is also awesome! For example, the game that plagiarized "Angry Birds" that is very eye-catching on the desktop - why is it using Jin Sanpang's angry avatar to smash the head of US President Obama? It’s no fun to play! You two are not as cute as the bird and the pig!
"Can you please stop bullying Gong Caicai?" Squad leader Lu said, "You are not afraid of exposure, why don't you make the mascot yourself?"
"Civilians just don't have imagination! Don't you think it's very romantic? This tablet is mainly designed for electronic ink devices, that is, electronic paper books such as Kindle. Electronic paper books that are activated by red wine. Is it possible to read a book? Can’t you feel the aftertaste of red wine?”
At this time, Amy, who was dressed like a celebrity as usual, opened the door and barged in.
The result of this is that Obama has a resentful look in his eyes. He is being carried backwards without taking a step. Even if he takes a step, the distance cannot be shortened. In any case, he cannot approach the food bowl and eat even a piece of dog food.
The result of this is that Obama has a resentful look in his eyes. He is being carried backwards without taking a step. Even if he takes a step, the distance cannot be shortened. In any case, he cannot approach the food bowl and eat even a piece of dog food.
As the weather got colder, the squad leader put on a chiffon top and denim trousers. The slightly smaller jeans exposed the shapely curves of her legs. Xiong Yaoyue continued to wear short sleeves and shorts indoors, as if she was wearing something inside her body. It looks like a nuclear reactor.
"Hehehehe..." Amy suddenly laughed sinisterly, "Penteus went to visit a gay friend with an anal fissure today, not in the VIP building! I have already asked the French chef where to put the 1997 Lafite , I’ll give it a try after a while!”
"Tch, are you showing off your weird tablet computer again?" Amy glanced at Xiaoqin on the spinning bike with disdain, "How can something like yours that is bulky and cannot access the Internet be weirder than our American products? ! Come with me! I’ll show you the tablet computer produced in our Silicon Valley that uses red wine as energy source!”
"That's the key!" Amy said to me as if she was looking at an idiot. "I can't drink alcohol if I'm under the legal age! With this tablet that can only be started with red wine, I can use this as an excuse. Ask the bodyguards for red wine as energy source! Maybe you’ll have a chance to taste what the wine tastes like!”
"I've made a plan!" Xiong Yaoyue looked at the sky and said, "Holding Miss Amy's thigh without wavering for a hundred years is my plan for the future! Studying for exams is not suitable for me at all. Taking the route of being a student with special talents in sports , and it’s troublesome to have to abide by all kinds of rules—it’s easiest to make friends with rich people!”
"What brand is this? Why is it so big and thick?"
But the treadmill mode has been adjusted to adaptive! No matter how fast Obama ran, the conveyor belt would automatically move backwards, making it impossible for Obama to move forward even if he tried his best!
"That won't work!" Xiong Yaoyue said plausibly, "According to convention, mascots have no combat effectiveness. I am the vice-captain! If I am the main force of the team but work part-time as the mascot, I will be looked down upon by others! Otherwise, you will be the squad leader. Our mascot..."
Judging from the location of the buttons, this tablet should be developed based on Android 3.0, which is newer than the system version of my phone. However, the biggest problem, which is also the second most frustrating thing, is that this tablet cannot connect to the Internet.
"Are you kidding me?" If Obama could speak, he would definitely say bad words, but facing Xiao Qin, who looks kind on the outside but is cruel on the inside, he might swallow it back.
"Damn servant, shut up! You don't even understand how noble this tablet is! It has to be powered by Lafite from 1997! Your Chinese inferior Erguotou will burn the machine!"
"What brand is this? Why is it so big and thick?"
"I didn't abuse Obama, I was just helping him lose weight!" Xiaoqin defended, and then she came over curiously and stared at the black tablet I took out of my backpack.
"No talking!" The squad leader rolled the newspaper in his hand into a tube shape and slapped Xiong Yaoyue on the head. "You did so poorly in the midterm exam and you have no intention of studying and playing games every day. Don't you want to do more for your future?" Make plans?"
The principle is very simple, that is, use a restraint rope to tie Obama's fat waist so that Obama cannot leave the conveyor belt of the treadmill, and then place a food bowl filled with dog food not far in front of Obama to attract him to come over and eat.
Xiaoqin sat on a spinning bike, riding slowly while playing the game of "Kim Jong-un beats Obama" and frowned:
Is it really produced by a factory in Shenyang, as my father said? Why do I feel like this thing is customized by the Democratic Republic of Korea? The lack of Internet capabilities is in line with their national conditions!
The result of this is that Obama has a resentful look in his eyes. He is being carried backwards without taking a step. Even if he takes a step, the distance cannot be shortened. In any case, he cannot approach the food bowl and eat even a piece of dog food.
"Civilians just don't have imagination! Don't you think it's very romantic? This tablet is mainly designed for electronic ink devices, that is, electronic paper books such as Kindle. Electronic paper books that are activated by red wine. Is it possible to read a book? Can’t you feel the aftertaste of red wine?”
"I didn't abuse Obama, I was just helping him lose weight!" Xiaoqin defended, and then she came over curiously and stared at the black tablet I took out of my backpack.
"I've made a plan!" Xiong Yaoyue looked at the sky and said, "Holding Miss Amy's thigh without wavering for a hundred years is my plan for the future! Studying for exams is not suitable for me at all. Taking the route of being a student with special talents in sports , and it’s troublesome to have to abide by all kinds of rules—it’s easiest to make friends with rich people!”
What kind of tablet is it if you can’t connect to the Internet these days? It was hard to find a free wifi source like Bitu, but in the end I couldn’t even use it!
Bitu pointed at the pale Gong Caicai with the anesthesia transmitting hole, "If you don't agree, I will cut off your wifi signal supply and make your life worse than death!"
"Okay! If you don't eat the toast, you will be punished with wine!" Xiong Yaoyue pretended to be angry, "Then I will order Bitu to force you!"
"I've made a plan!" Xiong Yaoyue looked at the sky and said, "Holding Miss Amy's thigh without wavering for a hundred years is my plan for the future! Studying for exams is not suitable for me at all. Taking the route of being a student with special talents in sports , and it’s troublesome to have to abide by all kinds of rules—it’s easiest to make friends with rich people!”
"Du—a mere weak carbon-based creature, how dare you disobey this Lord Bitu's order!"
"Who said I'm going to drink? I just want to start the tablet!" Amy pouted and said, "Servant, don't you have any interest in high technology! With such a lack of exploration spirit, if the Chinese people People like you have no future!"
"That's the key!" Amy said to me as if she was looking at an idiot. "I can't drink alcohol if I'm under the legal age! With this tablet that can only be started with red wine, I can use this as an excuse. Ask the bodyguards for red wine as energy source! Maybe you’ll have a chance to taste what the wine tastes like!”
"Wouldn't that be even more rubbish! Isn't the Lafite of 1997 a state banquet standard? The French president only used that thing when he met with Chinese leaders! How about using the state banquet wine to start a broken MP3! Or is the Lafite of 1997 actually It’s not very expensive, but the French are too stingy. You should at least buy Lafite from 1979... "
The monitor glanced at Xiong Yaoyue with contempt, and directly took the sad Gong Caicai away without consulting her.
At this time, Amy, who was dressed like a celebrity as usual, opened the door and barged in.
"Damn servant, shut up! You don't even understand how noble this tablet is! It has to be powered by Lafite from 1997! Your Chinese inferior Erguotou will burn the machine!"
"Your sister! Without a screen, you're not even as good as my 'Three Friends'! Three Friends is an MP4, but your thing is just an MP3!"
Judging from the location of the buttons, this tablet should be developed based on Android 3.0, which is newer than the system version of my phone. However, the biggest problem, which is also the second most frustrating thing, is that this tablet cannot connect to the Internet.
At this time, Amy, who was dressed like a celebrity as usual, opened the door and barged in.
"The monitor just pulled Gong Caicai down from the second floor. It seems that Gong Caicai also wants to learn cooking, so the monitor is looking for tableware that is not easy to break... It will take a while before it's my turn."
"Hey! Monitor, stop! Where are you going to take our mascot! A reporter from the game channel will be here after a while! It's embarrassing that we don't have a mascot!"
Gong Caicai, who was not afraid of cutting off the wifi signal but was afraid of being hit by an anesthetic needle, had no choice but to agree. She sat sadly in the team activity room on the second floor. Xiong Yaoyue asked her to take some photos with everyone and put them online. He said it was as aggrieved as being forced to make a Category III film.
And what does the English on this tablet mean? Samjiyon? How to pronounce it correctly? Could it be pronounced as "Three Gay Friends"? Not only is the hardware awesome, but the software inside is also awesome! For example, the game that plagiarized "Angry Birds" that is very eye-catching on the desktop - why is it using Jin Sanpang's angry avatar to smash the head of US President Obama? It’s no fun to play! You two are not as cute as the bird and the pig!
But just like movies, bad movies also have entertainment value. I specially brought this strange tablet computer to everyone to see it fresh and know that there are such idiotic hardware designs in the world.
What kind of tablet is it if you can’t connect to the Internet these days? It was hard to find a free wifi source like Bitu, but in the end I couldn’t even use it!
What kind of tablet is it if you can’t connect to the Internet these days? It was hard to find a free wifi source like Bitu, but in the end I couldn’t even use it!
The result of this is that Obama has a resentful look in his eyes. He is being carried backwards without taking a step. Even if he takes a step, the distance cannot be shortened. In any case, he cannot approach the food bowl and eat even a piece of dog food.
The result of this is that Obama has a resentful look in his eyes. He is being carried backwards without taking a step. Even if he takes a step, the distance cannot be shortened. In any case, he cannot approach the food bowl and eat even a piece of dog food.
While the squad leader, Pooh, and Gong Caicai were upstairs, Xiaoqin was bored and playing pranks on Obama in the gym.
Amy always wants to show that America's technological capabilities are number one in the world in all aspects, and even the "weirdest tablet" has to be competed with China.
Bitu pointed at the pale Gong Caicai with the anesthesia transmitting hole, "If you don't agree, I will cut off your wifi signal supply and make your life worse than death!"
The monitor glanced at Xiong Yaoyue with contempt, and directly took the sad Gong Caicai away without consulting her.
The principle is very simple, that is, use a restraint rope to tie Obama's fat waist so that Obama cannot leave the conveyor belt of the treadmill, and then place a food bowl filled with dog food not far in front of Obama to attract him to come over and eat.
But just like movies, bad movies also have entertainment value. I specially brought this strange tablet computer to everyone to see it fresh and know that there are such idiotic hardware designs in the world.
The monitor glanced at Xiong Yaoyue with contempt, and directly took the sad Gong Caicai away without consulting her.
"Wouldn't that be even more rubbish! Isn't the Lafite of 1997 a state banquet standard? The French president only used that thing when he met with Chinese leaders! How about using the state banquet wine to start a broken MP3! Or is the Lafite of 1997 actually It’s not very expensive, but the French are too stingy. You should at least buy Lafite from 1979... "
But just like movies, bad movies also have entertainment value. I specially brought this strange tablet computer to everyone to see it fresh and know that there are such idiotic hardware designs in the world.
"Your sister! Without a screen, you're not even as good as my 'Three Friends'! Three Friends is an MP4, but your thing is just an MP3!"
And what does the English on this tablet mean? Samjiyon? How to pronounce it correctly? Could it be pronounced as "Three Gay Friends"? Not only is the hardware awesome, but the software inside is also awesome! For example, the game that plagiarized "Angry Birds" that is very eye-catching on the desktop - why is it using Jin Sanpang's angry avatar to smash the head of US President Obama? It’s no fun to play! You two are not as cute as the bird and the pig!
But the treadmill mode has been adjusted to adaptive! No matter how fast Obama ran, the conveyor belt would automatically move backwards, making it impossible for Obama to move forward even if he tried his best!
But the treadmill mode has been adjusted to adaptive! No matter how fast Obama ran, the conveyor belt would automatically move backwards, making it impossible for Obama to move forward even if he tried his best!
"What brand is this? Why is it so big and thick?"
"I didn't abuse Obama, I was just helping him lose weight!" Xiaoqin defended, and then she came over curiously and stared at the black tablet I took out of my backpack.
"Stop wishful thinking! Do you think I'll make you drink when I'm here?"
"Hey! If you have the time, wouldn't it be more convenient to just read an ordinary e-book and drink it with red wine?"
"No talking!" The squad leader rolled the newspaper in his hand into a tube shape and slapped Xiong Yaoyue on the head. "You did so poorly in the midterm exam and you have no intention of studying and playing games every day. Don't you want to do more for your future?" Make plans?"
But just like movies, bad movies also have entertainment value. I specially brought this strange tablet computer to everyone to see it fresh and know that there are such idiotic hardware designs in the world.
The result of this is that Obama has a resentful look in his eyes. He is being carried backwards without taking a step. Even if he takes a step, the distance cannot be shortened. In any case, he cannot approach the food bowl and eat even a piece of dog food.
But the treadmill mode has been adjusted to adaptive! No matter how fast Obama ran, the conveyor belt would automatically move backwards, making it impossible for Obama to move forward even if he tried his best!
"That's the key!" Amy said to me as if she was looking at an idiot. "I can't drink alcohol if I'm under the legal age! With this tablet that can only be started with red wine, I can use this as an excuse. Ask the bodyguards for red wine as energy source! Maybe you’ll have a chance to taste what the wine tastes like!”
"Hey! Monitor, stop! Where are you going to take our mascot! A reporter from the game channel will be here after a while! It's embarrassing that we don't have a mascot!"
But just like movies, bad movies also have entertainment value. I specially brought this strange tablet computer to everyone to see it fresh and know that there are such idiotic hardware designs in the world.
"Are you kidding me?" If Obama could speak, he would definitely say bad words, but facing Xiao Qin, who looks kind on the outside but is cruel on the inside, he might swallow it back.
But the treadmill mode has been adjusted to adaptive! No matter how fast Obama ran, the conveyor belt would automatically move backwards, making it impossible for Obama to move forward even if he tried his best!
And what does the English on this tablet mean? Samjiyon? How to pronounce it correctly? Could it be pronounced as "Three Gay Friends"? Not only is the hardware awesome, but the software inside is also awesome! For example, the game that plagiarized "Angry Birds" that is very eye-catching on the desktop - why is it using Jin Sanpang's angry avatar to smash the head of US President Obama? It’s no fun to play! You two are not as cute as the bird and the pig!
"The tablet that classmate Ye Lin brought is really weird... And why did Obama make a pig noise when he was hit?"
"Don't abuse dogs!" I said to Xiaoqin, "Don't get along with dogs just because you think you're a cat! Come here, I'll give you a tablet to play with!"
"I didn't abuse Obama, I was just helping him lose weight!" Xiaoqin defended, and then she came over curiously and stared at the black tablet I took out of my backpack.
Xiaoqin poked the tablet computer twice, which looked like a large MP4 player. Because it was not turned on, there was no response.
"Okay! If you don't eat the toast, you will be punished with wine!" Xiong Yaoyue pretended to be angry, "Then I will order Bitu to force you!"
"I've made a plan!" Xiong Yaoyue looked at the sky and said, "Holding Miss Amy's thigh without wavering for a hundred years is my plan for the future! Studying for exams is not suitable for me at all. Taking the route of being a student with special talents in sports , and it’s troublesome to have to abide by all kinds of rules—it’s easiest to make friends with rich people!”
"Okay! If you don't eat the toast, you will be punished with wine!" Xiong Yaoyue pretended to be angry, "Then I will order Bitu to force you!"
What kind of tablet is it if you can’t connect to the Internet these days? It was hard to find a free wifi source like Bitu, but in the end I couldn’t even use it!
"I didn't abuse Obama, I was just helping him lose weight!" Xiaoqin defended, and then she came over curiously and stared at the black tablet I took out of my backpack.
"Hey! Monitor, stop! Where are you going to take our mascot! A reporter from the game channel will be here after a while! It's embarrassing that we don't have a mascot!"
"Are you kidding me?" If Obama could speak, he would definitely say bad words, but facing Xiao Qin, who looks kind on the outside but is cruel on the inside, he might swallow it back.
The principle is very simple, that is, use a restraint rope to tie Obama's fat waist so that Obama cannot leave the conveyor belt of the treadmill, and then place a food bowl filled with dog food not far in front of Obama to attract him to come over and eat.
But just like movies, bad movies also have entertainment value. I specially brought this strange tablet computer to everyone to see it fresh and know that there are such idiotic hardware designs in the world.
"The tablet that classmate Ye Lin brought is really weird... And why did Obama make a pig noise when he was hit?"
"What brand is this? Why is it so big and thick?"
What's even more terrible is that the short movie built into the "Three Friends" tablet actually teaches people how to draw red flags, as well as the heads of Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong Il, and Kim Jong Un! There are also strange songs expressing loyalty to the great leader. The people singing and dancing look like they have just been released from Dongshan Mental Hospital...
At this time, Amy, who was dressed like a celebrity as usual, opened the door and barged in.
"Your sister! Without a screen, you're not even as good as my 'Three Friends'! Three Friends is an MP4, but your thing is just an MP3!"
"Hey! If you have the time, wouldn't it be more convenient to just read an ordinary e-book and drink it with red wine?"
Is it really produced by a factory in Shenyang, as my father said? Why do I feel like this thing is customized by the Democratic Republic of Korea? The lack of Internet capabilities is in line with their national conditions!
"Hey! If you have the time, wouldn't it be more convenient to just read an ordinary e-book and drink it with red wine?"
"The tablet that classmate Ye Lin brought is really weird... And why did Obama make a pig noise when he was hit?"
Xiaoqin poked the tablet computer twice, which looked like a large MP4 player. Because it was not turned on, there was no response.
"That won't work!" Xiong Yaoyue said plausibly, "According to convention, mascots have no combat effectiveness. I am the vice-captain! If I am the main force of the team but work part-time as the mascot, I will be looked down upon by others! Otherwise, you will be the squad leader. Our mascot..."
The principle is very simple, that is, use a restraint rope to tie Obama's fat waist so that Obama cannot leave the conveyor belt of the treadmill, and then place a food bowl filled with dog food not far in front of Obama to attract him to come over and eat.
"Stop wishful thinking! Do you think I'll make you drink when I'm here?"
Bitu pointed at the pale Gong Caicai with the anesthesia transmitting hole, "If you don't agree, I will cut off your wifi signal supply and make your life worse than death!"
Although I don't think "Three Gay Friends" is necessarily a product from China, even "The Worst Movie in History" and "The Most Brutal Murderer in History" are firmly in the hands of the United States. Therefore, this The title of "the weirdest tablet in history" probably belongs to a non-American product.
But just like movies, bad movies also have entertainment value. I specially brought this strange tablet computer to everyone to see it fresh and know that there are such idiotic hardware designs in the world.
I am ashamed to say that I, who thought I had a certain knowledge of digital products, could not tell which company this tablet computer is from. My father got it back after attending an offline event of the HHH fan club a few days ago. It is said to be a gift from the president of the HHH fan club. Everyone has one and everyone has a share.
"Wouldn't that be even more rubbish! Isn't the Lafite of 1997 a state banquet standard? The French president only used that thing when he met with Chinese leaders! How about using the state banquet wine to start a broken MP3! Or is the Lafite of 1997 actually It’s not very expensive, but the French are too stingy. You should at least buy Lafite from 1979... "
"Don't abuse dogs!" I said to Xiaoqin, "Don't get along with dogs just because you think you're a cat! Come here, I'll give you a tablet to play with!"
Xiong Yaoyue, as the fourth owner of Bitu, had certain control authority over Bitu, so Xiong Yaoyue quickly obtained Bitu from Xiong Yaoyue, and she had to make Gong Caicai agree to the order to be the team's mascot.
Amy always wants to show that America's technological capabilities are number one in the world in all aspects, and even the "weirdest tablet" has to be competed with China.
The monitor glanced at Xiong Yaoyue with contempt, and directly took the sad Gong Caicai away without consulting her.
"No talking!" The squad leader rolled the newspaper in his hand into a tube shape and slapped Xiong Yaoyue on the head. "You did so poorly in the midterm exam and you have no intention of studying and playing games every day. Don't you want to do more for your future?" Make plans?"
I am ashamed to say that I, who thought I had a certain knowledge of digital products, could not tell which company this tablet computer is from. My father got it back after attending an offline event of the HHH fan club a few days ago. It is said to be a gift from the president of the HHH fan club. Everyone has one and everyone has a share.
If such a bulky thing is used as a murder weapon and hits the victim's head, it will be absolutely effective. The critical hit rate is extremely high. Holding it in your hand is just for physical exercise.
Xiaoqin poked the tablet computer twice, which looked like a large MP4 player. Because it was not turned on, there was no response.
"Don't abuse dogs!" I said to Xiaoqin, "Don't get along with dogs just because you think you're a cat! Come here, I'll give you a tablet to play with!"
"No talking!" The squad leader rolled the newspaper in his hand into a tube shape and slapped Xiong Yaoyue on the head. "You did so poorly in the midterm exam and you have no intention of studying and playing games every day. Don't you want to do more for your future?" Make plans?"
Amy always wants to show that America's technological capabilities are number one in the world in all aspects, and even the "weirdest tablet" has to be competed with China.
Xiong Yaoyue, as the fourth owner of Bitu, had certain control authority over Bitu, so Xiong Yaoyue quickly obtained Bitu from Xiong Yaoyue, and she had to make Gong Caicai agree to the order to be the team's mascot.
Bitu pointed at the pale Gong Caicai with the anesthesia transmitting hole, "If you don't agree, I will cut off your wifi signal supply and make your life worse than death!"
"Perhaps I didn't have time to dub it? So I directly used the material from "Angry Birds"." When I was bored, I played table tennis with the robot. "By the way, aren't you going to learn cooking from Shun Dao and the monitor? Why? Are you idle here? Did you still have time to play pranks on Obama just now?"
But just like movies, bad movies also have entertainment value. I specially brought this strange tablet computer to everyone to see it fresh and know that there are such idiotic hardware designs in the world.
"Humph~" Amy folded her arms in front of her chest and introduced proudly, "This is a low-energy tablet computer invented by Intel engineers that can only be started with red wine! In order to reduce energy consumption, there is no screen!"
"I didn't abuse Obama, I was just helping him lose weight!" Xiaoqin defended, and then she came over curiously and stared at the black tablet I took out of my backpack.
What kind of tablet is it if you can’t connect to the Internet these days? It was hard to find a free wifi source like Bitu, but in the end I couldn’t even use it!
What is this! Xiaoqin and I saw a tablet computer on the table in Room 101 that looked like a flat induction cooker, but we couldn't find its screen.
Amy always wants to show that America's technological capabilities are number one in the world in all aspects, and even the "weirdest tablet" has to be competed with China.
Amy always wants to show that America's technological capabilities are number one in the world in all aspects, and even the "weirdest tablet" has to be competed with China.
Judging from the location of the buttons, this tablet should be developed based on Android 3.0, which is newer than the system version of my phone. However, the biggest problem, which is also the second most frustrating thing, is that this tablet cannot connect to the Internet.
"Sure enough, you still want to drink secretly! Pentheus won't be fooled by you!"
"Tch, are you showing off your weird tablet computer again?" Amy glanced at Xiaoqin on the spinning bike with disdain, "How can something like yours that is bulky and cannot access the Internet be weirder than our American products? ! Come with me! I’ll show you the tablet computer produced in our Silicon Valley that uses red wine as energy source!”
"No talking!" The squad leader rolled the newspaper in his hand into a tube shape and slapped Xiong Yaoyue on the head. "You did so poorly in the midterm exam and you have no intention of studying and playing games every day. Don't you want to do more for your future?" Make plans?"
Although I don't think "Three Gay Friends" is necessarily a product from China, even "The Worst Movie in History" and "The Most Brutal Murderer in History" are firmly in the hands of the United States. Therefore, this The title of "the weirdest tablet in history" probably belongs to a non-American product.
"Humph~" Amy folded her arms in front of her chest and introduced proudly, "This is a low-energy tablet computer invented by Intel engineers that can only be started with red wine! In order to reduce energy consumption, there is no screen!"
What kind of tablet is it if you can’t connect to the Internet these days? It was hard to find a free wifi source like Bitu, but in the end I couldn’t even use it!
"Wouldn't that be even more rubbish! Isn't the Lafite of 1997 a state banquet standard? The French president only used that thing when he met with Chinese leaders! How about using the state banquet wine to start a broken MP3! Or is the Lafite of 1997 actually It’s not very expensive, but the French are too stingy. You should at least buy Lafite from 1979... "
While the squad leader, Pooh, and Gong Caicai were upstairs, Xiaoqin was bored and playing pranks on Obama in the gym.
While the squad leader, Pooh, and Gong Caicai were upstairs, Xiaoqin was bored and playing pranks on Obama in the gym.
"Hey! If you have the time, wouldn't it be more convenient to just read an ordinary e-book and drink it with red wine?"
"Hehehehe..." Amy suddenly laughed sinisterly, "Penteus went to visit a gay friend with an anal fissure today, not in the VIP building! I have already asked the French chef where to put the 1997 Lafite , I’ll give it a try after a while!”
"Civilians just don't have imagination! Don't you think it's very romantic? This tablet is mainly designed for electronic ink devices, that is, electronic paper books such as Kindle. Electronic paper books that are activated by red wine. Is it possible to read a book? Can’t you feel the aftertaste of red wine?”
But the treadmill mode has been adjusted to adaptive! No matter how fast Obama ran, the conveyor belt would automatically move backwards, making it impossible for Obama to move forward even if he tried his best!
Judging from the location of the buttons, this tablet should be developed based on Android 3.0, which is newer than the system version of my phone. However, the biggest problem, which is also the second most frustrating thing, is that this tablet cannot connect to the Internet.
And what does the English on this tablet mean? Samjiyon? How to pronounce it correctly? Could it be pronounced as "Three Gay Friends"? Not only is the hardware awesome, but the software inside is also awesome! For example, the game that plagiarized "Angry Birds" that is very eye-catching on the desktop - why is it using Jin Sanpang's angry avatar to smash the head of US President Obama? It’s no fun to play! You two are not as cute as the bird and the pig!
"Humph~" Amy folded her arms in front of her chest and introduced proudly, "This is a low-energy tablet computer invented by Intel engineers that can only be started with red wine! In order to reduce energy consumption, there is no screen!"
"No talking!" The squad leader rolled the newspaper in his hand into a tube shape and slapped Xiong Yaoyue on the head. "You did so poorly in the midterm exam and you have no intention of studying and playing games every day. Don't you want to do more for your future?" Make plans?"
What's even more terrible is that the short movie built into the "Three Friends" tablet actually teaches people how to draw red flags, as well as the heads of Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong Il, and Kim Jong Un! There are also strange songs expressing loyalty to the great leader. The people singing and dancing look like they have just been released from Dongshan Mental Hospital...
What kind of tablet is it if you can’t connect to the Internet these days? It was hard to find a free wifi source like Bitu, but in the end I couldn’t even use it!
"Civilians just don't have imagination! Don't you think it's very romantic? This tablet is mainly designed for electronic ink devices, that is, electronic paper books such as Kindle. Electronic paper books that are activated by red wine. Is it possible to read a book? Can’t you feel the aftertaste of red wine?”
But just like movies, bad movies also have entertainment value. I specially brought this strange tablet computer to everyone to see it fresh and know that there are such idiotic hardware designs in the world.
Although I don't think "Three Gay Friends" is necessarily a product from China, even "The Worst Movie in History" and "The Most Brutal Murderer in History" are firmly in the hands of the United States. Therefore, this The title of "the weirdest tablet in history" probably belongs to a non-American product.
"Don't abuse dogs!" I said to Xiaoqin, "Don't get along with dogs just because you think you're a cat! Come here, I'll give you a tablet to play with!"
"Your sister! Without a screen, you're not even as good as my 'Three Friends'! Three Friends is an MP4, but your thing is just an MP3!"
And what does the English on this tablet mean? Samjiyon? How to pronounce it correctly? Could it be pronounced as "Three Gay Friends"? Not only is the hardware awesome, but the software inside is also awesome! For example, the game that plagiarized "Angry Birds" that is very eye-catching on the desktop - why is it using Jin Sanpang's angry avatar to smash the head of US President Obama? It’s no fun to play! You two are not as cute as the bird and the pig!
Xiaoqin sat on a spinning bike, riding slowly while playing the game of "Kim Jong-un beats Obama" and frowned:
Is it really produced by a factory in Shenyang, as my father said? Why do I feel like this thing is customized by the Democratic Republic of Korea? The lack of Internet capabilities is in line with their national conditions!
Xiaoqin poked the tablet computer twice, which looked like a large MP4 player. Because it was not turned on, there was no response.
"The monitor just pulled Gong Caicai down from the second floor. It seems that Gong Caicai also wants to learn cooking, so the monitor is looking for tableware that is not easy to break... It will take a while before it's my turn."
Bitu pointed at the pale Gong Caicai with the anesthesia transmitting hole, "If you don't agree, I will cut off your wifi signal supply and make your life worse than death!"
And what does the English on this tablet mean? Samjiyon? How to pronounce it correctly? Could it be pronounced as "Three Gay Friends"? Not only is the hardware awesome, but the software inside is also awesome! For example, the game that plagiarized "Angry Birds" that is very eye-catching on the desktop - why is it using Jin Sanpang's angry avatar to smash the head of US President Obama? It’s no fun to play! You two are not as cute as the bird and the pig!
"Sure enough, you still want to drink secretly! Pentheus won't be fooled by you!"
And what does the English on this tablet mean? Samjiyon? How to pronounce it correctly? Could it be pronounced as "Three Gay Friends"? Not only is the hardware awesome, but the software inside is also awesome! For example, the game that plagiarized "Angry Birds" that is very eye-catching on the desktop - why is it using Jin Sanpang's angry avatar to smash the head of US President Obama? It’s no fun to play! You two are not as cute as the bird and the pig!
But the treadmill mode has been adjusted to adaptive! No matter how fast Obama ran, the conveyor belt would automatically move backwards, making it impossible for Obama to move forward even if he tried his best!
"The monitor just pulled Gong Caicai down from the second floor. It seems that Gong Caicai also wants to learn cooking, so the monitor is looking for tableware that is not easy to break... It will take a while before it's my turn."
Xiaoqin sat on a spinning bike, riding slowly while playing the game of "Kim Jong-un beats Obama" and frowned:
"Why do we have to use wine as computer energy?" Xiaoqin held the heavy "Three Friends" tablet computer with great effort.
And what does the English on this tablet mean? Samjiyon? How to pronounce it correctly? Could it be pronounced as "Three Gay Friends"? Not only is the hardware awesome, but the software inside is also awesome! For example, the game that plagiarized "Angry Birds" that is very eye-catching on the desktop - why is it using Jin Sanpang's angry avatar to smash the head of US President Obama? It’s no fun to play! You two are not as cute as the bird and the pig!
The principle is very simple, that is, use a restraint rope to tie Obama's fat waist so that Obama cannot leave the conveyor belt of the treadmill, and then place a food bowl filled with dog food not far in front of Obama to attract him to come over and eat.
If such a bulky thing is used as a murder weapon and hits the victim's head, it will be absolutely effective. The critical hit rate is extremely high. Holding it in your hand is just for physical exercise.
"The tablet that classmate Ye Lin brought is really weird... And why did Obama make a pig noise when he was hit?"
"Humph~" Amy folded her arms in front of her chest and introduced proudly, "This is a low-energy tablet computer invented by Intel engineers that can only be started with red wine! In order to reduce energy consumption, there is no screen!"
The monitor glanced at Xiong Yaoyue with contempt, and directly took the sad Gong Caicai away without consulting her.
"The monitor just pulled Gong Caicai down from the second floor. It seems that Gong Caicai also wants to learn cooking, so the monitor is looking for tableware that is not easy to break... It will take a while before it's my turn."
But just like movies, bad movies also have entertainment value. I specially brought this strange tablet computer to everyone to see it fresh and know that there are such idiotic hardware designs in the world.
"Perhaps I didn't have time to dub it? So I directly used the material from "Angry Birds"." When I was bored, I played table tennis with the robot. "By the way, aren't you going to learn cooking from Shun Dao and the monitor? Why? Are you idle here? Did you still have time to play pranks on Obama just now?"
Xiong Yaoyue, as the fourth owner of Bitu, had certain control authority over Bitu, so Xiong Yaoyue quickly obtained Bitu from Xiong Yaoyue, and she had to make Gong Caicai agree to the order to be the team's mascot.
And what does the English on this tablet mean? Samjiyon? How to pronounce it correctly? Could it be pronounced as "Three Gay Friends"? Not only is the hardware awesome, but the software inside is also awesome! For example, the game that plagiarized "Angry Birds" that is very eye-catching on the desktop - why is it using Jin Sanpang's angry avatar to smash the head of US President Obama? It’s no fun to play! You two are not as cute as the bird and the pig!
"The monitor just pulled Gong Caicai down from the second floor. It seems that Gong Caicai also wants to learn cooking, so the monitor is looking for tableware that is not easy to break... It will take a while before it's my turn."
The principle is very simple, that is, use a restraint rope to tie Obama's fat waist so that Obama cannot leave the conveyor belt of the treadmill, and then place a food bowl filled with dog food not far in front of Obama to attract him to come over and eat.
"Who said I'm going to drink? I just want to start the tablet!" Amy pouted and said, "Servant, don't you have any interest in high technology! With such a lack of exploration spirit, if the Chinese people People like you have no future!"
At this time, Amy, who was dressed like a celebrity as usual, opened the door and barged in.
"I can't drink..." Xiaoqin, who had just transformed a few days ago, was silent about alcohol.
"Okay! If you don't eat the toast, you will be punished with wine!" Xiong Yaoyue pretended to be angry, "Then I will order Bitu to force you!"
"Du—a mere weak carbon-based creature, how dare you disobey this Lord Bitu's order!"
Gong Caicai, who was not afraid of cutting off the wifi signal but was afraid of being hit by an anesthetic needle, had no choice but to agree. She sat sadly in the team activity room on the second floor. Xiong Yaoyue asked her to take some photos with everyone and put them online. He said it was as aggrieved as being forced to make a Category III film.
At this time, Amy, who was dressed like a celebrity as usual, opened the door and barged in.
"Tch, are you showing off your weird tablet computer again?" Amy glanced at Xiaoqin on the spinning bike with disdain, "How can something like yours that is bulky and cannot access the Internet be weirder than our American products? ! Come with me! I’ll show you the tablet computer produced in our Silicon Valley that uses red wine as energy source!”
"I can't drink..." Xiaoqin, who had just transformed a few days ago, was silent about alcohol.
"Du—a mere weak carbon-based creature, how dare you disobey this Lord Bitu's order!"
What is this! Xiaoqin and I saw a tablet computer on the table in Room 101 that looked like a flat induction cooker, but we couldn't find its screen.
"No talking!" The squad leader rolled the newspaper in his hand into a tube shape and slapped Xiong Yaoyue on the head. "You did so poorly in the midterm exam and you have no intention of studying and playing games every day. Don't you want to do more for your future?" Make plans?"
"Civilians just don't have imagination! Don't you think it's very romantic? This tablet is mainly designed for electronic ink devices, that is, electronic paper books such as Kindle. Electronic paper books that are activated by red wine. Is it possible to read a book? Can’t you feel the aftertaste of red wine?”
What kind of tablet is it if you can’t connect to the Internet these days? It was hard to find a free wifi source like Bitu, but in the end I couldn’t even use it!
"I can't drink..." Xiaoqin, who had just transformed a few days ago, was silent about alcohol.
And what does the English on this tablet mean? Samjiyon? How to pronounce it correctly? Could it be pronounced as "Three Gay Friends"? Not only is the hardware awesome, but the software inside is also awesome! For example, the game that plagiarized "Angry Birds" that is very eye-catching on the desktop - why is it using Jin Sanpang's angry avatar to smash the head of US President Obama? It’s no fun to play! You two are not as cute as the bird and the pig!
The result of this is that Obama has a resentful look in his eyes. He is being carried backwards without taking a step. Even if he takes a step, the distance cannot be shortened. In any case, he cannot approach the food bowl and eat even a piece of dog food.
If such a bulky thing is used as a murder weapon and hits the victim's head, it will be absolutely effective. The critical hit rate is extremely high. Holding it in your hand is just for physical exercise.
"Humph~" Amy folded her arms in front of her chest and introduced proudly, "This is a low-energy tablet computer invented by Intel engineers that can only be started with red wine! In order to reduce energy consumption, there is no screen!"
"Why do we have to use wine as computer energy?" Xiaoqin held the heavy "Three Friends" tablet computer with great effort.
While the squad leader, Pooh, and Gong Caicai were upstairs, Xiaoqin was bored and playing pranks on Obama in the gym.
But just like movies, bad movies also have entertainment value. I specially brought this strange tablet computer to everyone to see it fresh and know that there are such idiotic hardware designs in the world.
"Can you please stop bullying Gong Caicai?" Squad leader Lu said, "You are not afraid of exposure, why don't you make the mascot yourself?"
"Your sister! Without a screen, you're not even as good as my 'Three Friends'! Three Friends is an MP4, but your thing is just an MP3!"
What's even more terrible is that the short movie built into the "Three Friends" tablet actually teaches people how to draw red flags, as well as the heads of Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong Il, and Kim Jong Un! There are also strange songs expressing loyalty to the great leader. The people singing and dancing look like they have just been released from Dongshan Mental Hospital...
At this time, Amy, who was dressed like a celebrity as usual, opened the door and barged in.
"You're obviously just greedy for wine, don't use such a high-sounding reason to cover yourself up! If you really want to see how red wine starts the computer, you can, but I have to take care of the bottle of red wine! Don't even think about taking the opportunity to drink it secretly!"
While the squad leader, Pooh, and Gong Caicai were upstairs, Xiaoqin was bored and playing pranks on Obama in the gym.
"The tablet that classmate Ye Lin brought is really weird... And why did Obama make a pig noise when he was hit?"
Amy always wants to show that America's technological capabilities are number one in the world in all aspects, and even the "weirdest tablet" has to be competed with China.
"Hey! If you have the time, wouldn't it be more convenient to just read an ordinary e-book and drink it with red wine?"
"Damn servant, shut up! You don't even understand how noble this tablet is! It has to be powered by Lafite from 1997! Your Chinese inferior Erguotou will burn the machine!"
"Why do we have to use wine as computer energy?" Xiaoqin held the heavy "Three Friends" tablet computer with great effort.
"Your sister! Without a screen, you're not even as good as my 'Three Friends'! Three Friends is an MP4, but your thing is just an MP3!"
"Wouldn't that be even more rubbish! Isn't the Lafite of 1997 a state banquet standard? The French president only used that thing when he met with Chinese leaders! How about using the state banquet wine to start a broken MP3! Or is the Lafite of 1997 actually It’s not very expensive, but the French are too stingy. You should at least buy Lafite from 1979... "
If such a bulky thing is used as a murder weapon and hits the victim's head, it will be absolutely effective. The critical hit rate is extremely high. Holding it in your hand is just for physical exercise.
"Hehehehe..." Amy suddenly laughed sinisterly, "Penteus went to visit a gay friend with an anal fissure today, not in the VIP building! I have already asked the French chef where to put the 1997 Lafite , I’ll give it a try after a while!”
"That won't work!" Xiong Yaoyue said plausibly, "According to convention, mascots have no combat effectiveness. I am the vice-captain! If I am the main force of the team but work part-time as the mascot, I will be looked down upon by others! Otherwise, you will be the squad leader. Our mascot..."
"Stop wishful thinking! Do you think I'll make you drink when I'm here?"
Xiaoqin poked the tablet computer twice, which looked like a large MP4 player. Because it was not turned on, there was no response.
"The monitor just pulled Gong Caicai down from the second floor. It seems that Gong Caicai also wants to learn cooking, so the monitor is looking for tableware that is not easy to break... It will take a while before it's my turn."
"Hey! Monitor, stop! Where are you going to take our mascot! A reporter from the game channel will be here after a while! It's embarrassing that we don't have a mascot!"
At this time, Amy, who was dressed like a celebrity as usual, opened the door and barged in.
Amy always wants to show that America's technological capabilities are number one in the world in all aspects, and even the "weirdest tablet" has to be competed with China.
What kind of tablet is it if you can’t connect to the Internet these days? It was hard to find a free wifi source like Bitu, but in the end I couldn’t even use it!
"I didn't abuse Obama, I was just helping him lose weight!" Xiaoqin defended, and then she came over curiously and stared at the black tablet I took out of my backpack.
Amy always wants to show that America's technological capabilities are number one in the world in all aspects, and even the "weirdest tablet" has to be competed with China.
Although I don't think "Three Gay Friends" is necessarily a product from China, even "The Worst Movie in History" and "The Most Brutal Murderer in History" are firmly in the hands of the United States. Therefore, this The title of "the weirdest tablet in history" probably belongs to a non-American product.
Although I don't think "Three Gay Friends" is necessarily a product from China, even "The Worst Movie in History" and "The Most Brutal Murderer in History" are firmly in the hands of the United States. Therefore, this The title of "the weirdest tablet in history" probably belongs to a non-American product.
"Stop wishful thinking! Do you think I'll make you drink when I'm here?"
But the treadmill mode has been adjusted to adaptive! No matter how fast Obama ran, the conveyor belt would automatically move backwards, making it impossible for Obama to move forward even if he tried his best!
At this time, Amy, who was dressed like a celebrity as usual, opened the door and barged in.
What kind of tablet is it if you can’t connect to the Internet these days? It was hard to find a free wifi source like Bitu, but in the end I couldn’t even use it!
Gong Caicai, who was not afraid of cutting off the wifi signal but was afraid of being hit by an anesthetic needle, had no choice but to agree. She sat sadly in the team activity room on the second floor. Xiong Yaoyue asked her to take some photos with everyone and put them online. He said it was as aggrieved as being forced to make a Category III film.
If such a bulky thing is used as a murder weapon and hits the victim's head, it will be absolutely effective. The critical hit rate is extremely high. Holding it in your hand is just for physical exercise.
"Wouldn't that be even more rubbish! Isn't the Lafite of 1997 a state banquet standard? The French president only used that thing when he met with Chinese leaders! How about using the state banquet wine to start a broken MP3! Or is the Lafite of 1997 actually It’s not very expensive, but the French are too stingy. You should at least buy Lafite from 1979... "
"Why do we have to use wine as computer energy?" Xiaoqin held the heavy "Three Friends" tablet computer with great effort.
"Sure enough, you still want to drink secretly! Pentheus won't be fooled by you!"
Xiaoqin poked the tablet computer twice, which looked like a large MP4 player. Because it was not turned on, there was no response.
"Sure enough, you still want to drink secretly! Pentheus won't be fooled by you!"
What is this! Xiaoqin and I saw a tablet computer on the table in Room 101 that looked like a flat induction cooker, but we couldn't find its screen.
"Hey! Monitor, stop! Where are you going to take our mascot! A reporter from the game channel will be here after a while! It's embarrassing that we don't have a mascot!"
"Civilians just don't have imagination! Don't you think it's very romantic? This tablet is mainly designed for electronic ink devices, that is, electronic paper books such as Kindle. Electronic paper books that are activated by red wine. Is it possible to read a book? Can’t you feel the aftertaste of red wine?”
I am ashamed to say that I, who thought I had a certain knowledge of digital products, could not tell which company this tablet computer is from. My father got it back after attending an offline event of the HHH fan club a few days ago. It is said to be a gift from the president of the HHH fan club. Everyone has one and everyone has a share.
"Civilians just don't have imagination! Don't you think it's very romantic? This tablet is mainly designed for electronic ink devices, that is, electronic paper books such as Kindle. Electronic paper books that are activated by red wine. Is it possible to read a book? Can’t you feel the aftertaste of red wine?”
Is it really produced by a factory in Shenyang, as my father said? Why do I feel like this thing is customized by the Democratic Republic of Korea? The lack of Internet capabilities is in line with their national conditions!
"Hey! If you have the time, wouldn't it be more convenient to just read an ordinary e-book and drink it with red wine?"
"Wouldn't that be even more rubbish! Isn't the Lafite of 1997 a state banquet standard? The French president only used that thing when he met with Chinese leaders! How about using the state banquet wine to start a broken MP3! Or is the Lafite of 1997 actually It’s not very expensive, but the French are too stingy. You should at least buy Lafite from 1979... "
"Perhaps I didn't have time to dub it? So I directly used the material from "Angry Birds"." When I was bored, I played table tennis with the robot. "By the way, aren't you going to learn cooking from Shun Dao and the monitor? Why? Are you idle here? Did you still have time to play pranks on Obama just now?"
"I can't drink..." Xiaoqin, who had just transformed a few days ago, was silent about alcohol.
The principle is very simple, that is, use a restraint rope to tie Obama's fat waist so that Obama cannot leave the conveyor belt of the treadmill, and then place a food bowl filled with dog food not far in front of Obama to attract him to come over and eat.
At this time, Amy, who was dressed like a celebrity as usual, opened the door and barged in.
"The tablet that classmate Ye Lin brought is really weird... And why did Obama make a pig noise when he was hit?"
"Wouldn't that be even more rubbish! Isn't the Lafite of 1997 a state banquet standard? The French president only used that thing when he met with Chinese leaders! How about using the state banquet wine to start a broken MP3! Or is the Lafite of 1997 actually It’s not very expensive, but the French are too stingy. You should at least buy Lafite from 1979... "
Judging from the location of the buttons, this tablet should be developed based on Android 3.0, which is newer than the system version of my phone. However, the biggest problem, which is also the second most frustrating thing, is that this tablet cannot connect to the Internet.
And what does the English on this tablet mean? Samjiyon? How to pronounce it correctly? Could it be pronounced as "Three Gay Friends"? Not only is the hardware awesome, but the software inside is also awesome! For example, the game that plagiarized "Angry Birds" that is very eye-catching on the desktop - why is it using Jin Sanpang's angry avatar to smash the head of US President Obama? It’s no fun to play! You two are not as cute as the bird and the pig!
But the treadmill mode has been adjusted to adaptive! No matter how fast Obama ran, the conveyor belt would automatically move backwards, making it impossible for Obama to move forward even if he tried his best!
But just like movies, bad movies also have entertainment value. I specially brought this strange tablet computer to everyone to see it fresh and know that there are such idiotic hardware designs in the world.
"That's the key!" Amy said to me as if she was looking at an idiot. "I can't drink alcohol if I'm under the legal age! With this tablet that can only be started with red wine, I can use this as an excuse. Ask the bodyguards for red wine as energy source! Maybe you’ll have a chance to taste what the wine tastes like!”
"Okay! If you don't eat the toast, you will be punished with wine!" Xiong Yaoyue pretended to be angry, "Then I will order Bitu to force you!"
"Why do we have to use wine as computer energy?" Xiaoqin held the heavy "Three Friends" tablet computer with great effort.
"Who said I'm going to drink? I just want to start the tablet!" Amy pouted and said, "Servant, don't you have any interest in high technology! With such a lack of exploration spirit, if the Chinese people People like you have no future!"
"Hey! If you have the time, wouldn't it be more convenient to just read an ordinary e-book and drink it with red wine?"
"Sure enough, you still want to drink secretly! Pentheus won't be fooled by you!"
Although I don't think "Three Gay Friends" is necessarily a product from China, even "The Worst Movie in History" and "The Most Brutal Murderer in History" are firmly in the hands of the United States. Therefore, this The title of "the weirdest tablet in history" probably belongs to a non-American product.
"Are you kidding me?" If Obama could speak, he would definitely say bad words, but facing Xiao Qin, who looks kind on the outside but is cruel on the inside, he might swallow it back.
But just like movies, bad movies also have entertainment value. I specially brought this strange tablet computer to everyone to see it fresh and know that there are such idiotic hardware designs in the world.
But just like movies, bad movies also have entertainment value. I specially brought this strange tablet computer to everyone to see it fresh and know that there are such idiotic hardware designs in the world.
The result of this is that Obama has a resentful look in his eyes. He is being carried backwards without taking a step. Even if he takes a step, the distance cannot be shortened. In any case, he cannot approach the food bowl and eat even a piece of dog food.
"Your sister! Without a screen, you're not even as good as my 'Three Friends'! Three Friends is an MP4, but your thing is just an MP3!"
"I can't drink..." Xiaoqin, who had just transformed a few days ago, was silent about alcohol.
"Hehehehe..." Amy suddenly laughed sinisterly, "Penteus went to visit a gay friend with an anal fissure today, not in the VIP building! I have already asked the French chef where to put the 1997 Lafite , I’ll give it a try after a while!”
As the weather got colder, the squad leader put on a chiffon top and denim trousers. The slightly smaller jeans exposed the shapely curves of her legs. Xiong Yaoyue continued to wear short sleeves and shorts indoors, as if she was wearing something inside her body. It looks like a nuclear reactor.
While the squad leader, Pooh, and Gong Caicai were upstairs, Xiaoqin was bored and playing pranks on Obama in the gym.
"Hey! If you have the time, wouldn't it be more convenient to just read an ordinary e-book and drink it with red wine?"
If such a bulky thing is used as a murder weapon and hits the victim's head, it will be absolutely effective. The critical hit rate is extremely high. Holding it in your hand is just for physical exercise.
"Damn servant, shut up! You don't even understand how noble this tablet is! It has to be powered by Lafite from 1997! Your Chinese inferior Erguotou will burn the machine!"
I am ashamed to say that I, who thought I had a certain knowledge of digital products, could not tell which company this tablet computer is from. My father got it back after attending an offline event of the HHH fan club a few days ago. It is said to be a gift from the president of the HHH fan club. Everyone has one and everyone has a share.
"Okay! If you don't eat the toast, you will be punished with wine!" Xiong Yaoyue pretended to be angry, "Then I will order Bitu to force you!"
"Hey! If you have the time, wouldn't it be more convenient to just read an ordinary e-book and drink it with red wine?"
"Stop wishful thinking! Do you think I'll make you drink when I'm here?"
I am ashamed to say that I, who thought I had a certain knowledge of digital products, could not tell which company this tablet computer is from. My father got it back after attending an offline event of the HHH fan club a few days ago. It is said to be a gift from the president of the HHH fan club. Everyone has one and everyone has a share.
"Hey! If you have the time, wouldn't it be more convenient to just read an ordinary e-book and drink it with red wine?"
The monitor glanced at Xiong Yaoyue with contempt, and directly took the sad Gong Caicai away without consulting her.
"Don't abuse dogs!" I said to Xiaoqin, "Don't get along with dogs just because you think you're a cat! Come here, I'll give you a tablet to play with!"
"What brand is this? Why is it so big and thick?"
"Who said I'm going to drink? I just want to start the tablet!" Amy pouted and said, "Servant, don't you have any interest in high technology! With such a lack of exploration spirit, if the Chinese people People like you have no future!"
"What brand is this? Why is it so big and thick?"
"Wouldn't that be even more rubbish! Isn't the Lafite of 1997 a state banquet standard? The French president only used that thing when he met with Chinese leaders! How about using the state banquet wine to start a broken MP3! Or is the Lafite of 1997 actually It’s not very expensive, but the French are too stingy. You should at least buy Lafite from 1979... "
What kind of tablet is it if you can’t connect to the Internet these days? It was hard to find a free wifi source like Bitu, but in the end I couldn’t even use it!
Is it really produced by a factory in Shenyang, as my father said? Why do I feel like this thing is customized by the Democratic Republic of Korea? The lack of Internet capabilities is in line with their national conditions!
The monitor glanced at Xiong Yaoyue with contempt, and directly took the sad Gong Caicai away without consulting her.
"You're obviously just greedy for wine, don't use such a high-sounding reason to cover yourself up! If you really want to see how red wine starts the computer, you can, but I have to take care of the bottle of red wine! Don't even think about taking the opportunity to drink it secretly!"
Xiong Yaoyue, as the fourth owner of Bitu, had certain control authority over Bitu, so Xiong Yaoyue quickly obtained Bitu from Xiong Yaoyue, and she had to make Gong Caicai agree to the order to be the team's mascot.
"That won't work!" Xiong Yaoyue said plausibly, "According to convention, mascots have no combat effectiveness. I am the vice-captain! If I am the main force of the team but work part-time as the mascot, I will be looked down upon by others! Otherwise, you will be the squad leader. Our mascot..."
"Who said I'm going to drink? I just want to start the tablet!" Amy pouted and said, "Servant, don't you have any interest in high technology! With such a lack of exploration spirit, if the Chinese people People like you have no future!"
"Wouldn't that be even more rubbish! Isn't the Lafite of 1997 a state banquet standard? The French president only used that thing when he met with Chinese leaders! How about using the state banquet wine to start a broken MP3! Or is the Lafite of 1997 actually It’s not very expensive, but the French are too stingy. You should at least buy Lafite from 1979... "
What kind of tablet is it if you can’t connect to the Internet these days? It was hard to find a free wifi source like Bitu, but in the end I couldn’t even use it!
Xiong Yaoyue, as the fourth owner of Bitu, had certain control authority over Bitu, so Xiong Yaoyue quickly obtained Bitu from Xiong Yaoyue, and she had to make Gong Caicai agree to the order to be the team's mascot.