"This kind of thing is not something we should give each other as gifts at our age, and if you inherited it from your family..."
"Hey! Are you saying that you haven't studied guns and ammunition? Isn't that very expert! I guess you can fire this gun without training, right? Aim at the dartboard above the bedroom door, you will hit the red heart!"
Am I really too careless? Pentheus came from the United States and was not familiar with China's gun control laws. Under his influence, he thought that the squad leader who already had a shotgun at home would happily accept my gift of a gun. Well, it turns out that I thought it was too simple.
"I'm sorry, I thought it could be used as a holster! Because I heard from Amy that many Americans hide their guns like this. Maybe squad leader, your feet are not big enough..."
"You..." The squad leader looked at me as if she had been greatly insulted. "Ignoring the fact that the things you picked up should be sent to the lost and found office, what do you mean by giving them to me?"
"Uh-huh -" I cleared my throat in a long voice. In order not to embarrass the monitor too much, I deliberately pretended not to understand what the monitor said "can cut glass".
With huge doubts, the squad leader turned the barrel of the gun vertically downward. With a sound of metal friction, she skillfully slid out of the roulette magazine, and then found six shining golden rubber bullets (rubber bullets) in the magazine. Bullets only have rubber bullets).
"Ah! It's broken!" After listening to the squad leader's words, I tried to pull out the half-stuffed revolver. As a result, the squad leader's red socks were not of good quality and a large piece was scratched by the metal edge of the revolver. Looking at the curled cotton threads in a mess, I knew that this sock was unwearable.
After working on it for a long time, monitor, did you mistakenly think that what I want to give you is a diamond ring? Because I said a lot of things that will cause you to misunderstand, do you think I am going to give you a diamond ring and propose to you on my knees in a way that is both illegal and unreasonable
"Wow! Are you not satisfied with the lethality of using it to hit people? Squad leader, are you used to beating wild boars?"
"How big my feet are, what does it have to do with you!" The squad leader got angry and picked up a ball beside the pillow and threw it at me. I subconsciously blocked it, causing the soft-touch ball to scatter on the ground. , looked down, only to find that they were two light gray women's socks with Snoopy patterns embroidered on them.
"I just let you put it on the surface, who asked you to stuff it inside..." The squad leader was speechless at my stupid behavior, "And Santa Claus can't give guns to children!"
"Nonsense! How could I be as childish as you say! Who wants to pretend to be a policewoman with a toy gun... Ahem..." The squad leader was so angry that I coughed.
"The one in my house... can be interpreted as a souvenir!" the squad leader said a little arrogantly. "That was the shotgun my grandfather used and was legally held as an Orion! Yours is completely different. This is a stolen police gun! How can such a thing be hidden at home? Hand it over to the public security department immediately!"
Trying his best to hide his embarrassment, the squad leader took the police revolver from my hand, "Is it an imitation gun? You actually gave me such a toy that obviously belongs to a boy..."
After losing his temper with me, the monitor gasped weakly and looked at me with a look of hatred. It seemed that the monitor was angry with me in order to let me understand the seriousness of the matter.
"Eh? Monitor, do you also wear socks with childish patterns like this at home?"
"What are you talking about, monitor? You will have it in the future anyway, so just get familiar with it first! And I'm different from you. I didn't inherit this at home, it can be said that I picked it up..."
I frowned and said, "It doesn't mean anything! I just think you can use it to defend yourself! Do you remember that we were once threatened by a dog trafficking gang and said they would retaliate against us? As long as you hide this at home, at least you don't have to be afraid. Did someone break into your house?"
It is a tradition in the West to celebrate Christmas. Children like to hang a sock on the bedside and wait for Santa Claus to stuff gifts into it. I was stupid for a moment and thought that I was similar to Santa Claus, so I stuffed the pistol directly. Inside one of the squad leader's scarlet socks - that might have been worn by the squad leader in his zodiac year.
"Close the curtains!" the monitor suddenly ordered me. I stood up and went to draw the curtains. I felt that the monitor was making a fuss, and at the same time I had the illusion that I could do something shameful just by closing the curtains.
"What have you been talking about since just now? Are you talking nonsense because you have a fever? This is what I want to give you. Don't scream when you see it!"
"I picked it up... I just picked it up. You can think of it as something someone else dropped on the ground and then I picked it up..."
"Ye Lin, how could you do such a thing! This is a police gun, no joke!"
I closed the curtains and sat back on the chair. The squad leader put the pistol between me and her, with the barrel parallel to her body. He lectured me with a serious look on his face:
The sick squad leader's arms were weak, and after a while she put down the pistol. I planned to put the pistol back in my pocket, but the squad leader thought for a while and said:
"At all... ahem... I don't understand what you are talking about at all! How can that thing be used for self-defense? Although it is hard enough to cut glass, it will not have a particularly good effect when hitting someone with it!"
Although the squad leader insisted on letting me return the police pistol, he couldn't resist my temptation at this time. He held the pistol with both hands, squinted one eye, aimed at the dart board with the crosshair, and then the muzzle of the gun moved slightly.
As expected of the squad leader, even when he was ill, he quickly deduced the correct conclusion.
Although for fetishists, girls' socks can also be used for sexual intercourse, but they are still lower than bras and panties. After the monitor changed his words once, his throat was hoarse, and he did not plan to change his words again.
Seeing that the monitor was resolute, I did as she asked. As soon as I opened the door, I found Shu Zhe sneaking towards his bedroom, as if he was eavesdropping at the door of his sister's room.
"This... this is a real gun, right? Even if Amy's bodyguard has a gun, it shouldn't be this standard - did you get it from the kidnappers? They stole the police pistol and you seized it ?”
"Okay, okay, our mature squad leader will definitely not like toy guns." I spread my hands, "Do you like this real gun? If this is issued to you by the police station, what do you think?"
The squad leader glanced at the police revolver out of the corner of his eye.
"Domestic 9 mm police revolver?" The squad leader blinked in surprise. The change of expression on her face was so wonderful that it cannot be described in words. In terms of color alone, it can be said to be colorful. First it turned red to purple, and then He seemed to be covered with a layer of white cloth, barely allowing himself to regain his composure.
However, as soon as she took the pistol over, the squad leader felt that the weight was wrong. Her eyes quickly glanced at the place on the revolver where Pentheus had rubbed off the police badge and gun number.
Monitor, you really have a serious fever! Normally you wouldn't imagine this! Do you understand "aiming at the heart will kill" as Cupid's love arrow, and "six" with a capacity of six bullets as a hexahedral diamond
According to my knowledge of physics, the only substance that may be encountered in daily life that can cut glass is diamond!
"I haven't done much research on guns and ammunition. Just from the appearance, the barrel of this revolver is relatively short. Although it doesn't look harmonious, it can draw the gun relatively quickly. This is the first batch of domestically produced police guns. The use of revolvers should be based on the experience of the American police. Although the revolver has a small ammunition capacity, it has a low jamming rate and a fast firing speed, which helps to improve the survival rate of police officers with guns. However, it is said that the air tightness is not good and the gunpowder is easy to leak. The residue sprayed into the user's face, so I hope that after I get a gun, I can be issued an improved model."
"Eh? It's so tight, I can't even stuff it in!" I complained while working.
I glanced at the bedroom door to make sure Shu Zhe didn't open the crack to peek. Then I took out the pistol with the safety on and showed it to the squad leader on the hospital bed.
The monitor's face turned red, and she occasionally coughed. She seemed to have a serious cold. I wanted to give her the pistol in my pocket, but she not only refused to accept it, but also made random guesses.
The squad leader changed his mind in a hurry, and then supervised me with his eyes as I put the pistol into the third drawer. I remember that the first and second drawers of the squad leader's wardrobe were for the squad leader's bras and underwear respectively, because the squad leader had obsessive-compulsive disorder. Therefore, the three pieces of underwear must be arranged in order according to the height of the wearer. In the third drawer are her socks.
There is a dart board bought from the supermarket hanging above the monitor's bedroom door. There are three darts firmly nailed in the center of the red heart. It seems that the monitor will occasionally practice his dart skills as a gift between studying and doing housework. Relax.
I just nodded like a pupil who made a mistake, "I understand. I will find a way to get Pentheus to return this gun to the police. Is that okay?"
"It's too dangerous for you to walk on the street wearing it. It's better to leave it with me for the time being. Please ask Pentheus to come and pick it up. Just put it in the first drawer of my wardrobe... no, the third drawer. Bar!"
As soon as the words came out of my mouth, I suddenly realized that I and the monitor were discussing two things.
I didn't take it seriously, "The six bullets in this revolver are all rubber bullets, and generally they can't kill anyone. Besides, don't you still have a hidden shotgun at home? The kind that can easily kill me in the head from 200 meters away..."
The squad leader looked stern and quickly returned the magazine to its original position. After carefully checking that the safety was in the locked position, he held the gun handle with both hands and his wrists trembled.
"Squad leader, you can tell at a glance what kind of nine-millimeter domestic revolver this is. You must have done some research on it! If this is a simulated gun, you will accept it, and then hold the gun in the room and pretend to be a policewoman. wrong?"
I bet the squad leader made a "bang" sound in her mind as the dubbing and imagined the white smoke coming out of the barrel, but she was too embarrassed to pronounce the onomatopoeia in front of me.
I patted my thigh pretending to be relaxed and said, "Yes, this gun was seized from the kidnappers. There should be no record of it from the police. I think you already have a shotgun hidden in your home. How about hiding another one?" A revolver for protection..."
"Picked up?" The squad leader's expression changed, "What does picked up mean?"
I reached out to pick up the gun on the bed sheet, but suddenly stopped.
"Don't touch it!" The squad leader felt ashamed that he had thrown the socks he had just taken off as a weapon in a hurry. "That's the one that needs to be washed tonight! Just hide the gun and go out!" Bring in the dinner, I'm hungry! I'll clean up the socks on the floor!"
The squad leader, who had no strength to speak for the time being, blinked his eyes for a moment as an answer to me.