I don't believe it! According to Chinese people's habits, what you just meant is equivalent to saying that you are shameless! I have previously inquired about the cutting-edge technology of the U.S. military. DARPA’s ultimate goal is to develop super soldiers who do not need sleep or food and can survive and concentrate mentally by only consuming fat! We even hope they have the ability to regenerate severed limbs!
Looking at the confused looks in 004 and 005's eyes, I suddenly realized: The FBI didn't know that my blood must be drawn when I'm "in a good mood" in order to produce super drugs! Zhuang Ni’s information is actually more detailed than the FBI! How did Zhuang Ni get the information? I don’t believe she will receive any revelation from the evil god!
004 and 005 looked at each other, and 004 spoke first: "If we don't tell you, won't you provide us with blood?"
And it’s not a good time for the other party to take revenge, but he chose this time! Now even Ai Shuqiao is worried that I am not "pleasant" enough, and even the FBI in the United States is eagerly waiting to make a deal with me! Who do you think you are? Hold to Death is a juvenile criminal gang with a mafia nature. I only need to use my words to mobilize the power of Ai Shuqiao and the FBI in Dongshan City, so that you will rush on the streets until your own mother doesn't even recognize you!
At this time, I saw the two of them having a secret conversation, so I walked up to them with my hands in my pockets and asked, "What conspiracy and conspiracy are you two imperialists planning that is detrimental to our country?"
"Shh! Keep your voice down!" 005 quickly raised his index finger to his mouth and made a silencing gesture to me.
005 said righteously: "We are a democratic country. If the known side effects cannot be eliminated, pilots will not take drugs that reduce sleep needs! As long as the majority of American pilots are no longer bald from now on, my face is nothing. !”
"We are really the FBI!" 004 said aggrievedly, "Our functions and the CIA's have overlapping functions, and sometimes there are internal conflicts... And we have already said that we originally planned to monitor Ai Shu in the United States after plastic surgery. Qiao's, it turned out that just after 80% of the plastic surgery was completed, 004 and 005 were sent to China to protect her daughter. We can't just have plastic surgery in vain? In addition, the FBI has an open office in China, and the head of the FBI Beijing office Director Ren is a Chinese-American..."
After chatting with the FBI for a while, I unexpectedly received a funeral call from Xing Xing later that day.
Xingxing immediately cried to me like a bullied daughter-in-law: "Brother Ye Lin! The beating we received this time was even worse than the last time we were beaten by the rose group of Qianhe Women's College! They were simply Not human! Ten high school students stopped us outside the school and beat us for half an hour. If passers-by hadn’t called the police, they would have stuffed a steel bar into my anus! It almost happened. The court is no longer safe!"
"That's not okay!" I said proudly, "Even if you are asking for misfortune, you are still my nominal subordinates after all. I can't allow others to mess with Tai Sui! Don't let your family get involved in this matter! Take good care of yourself. If you have medical troubles, I will ask Dr. Yu to support you, and within a week, I will give you an explanation!"
004 wiped the sweat from his head, "It's not as powerful as Captain America. The biggest achievement DARPA has achieved so far is to use drugs to keep pilots awake for more than 40 hours, and there are also sequelae that increase the probability of baldness..."
Since 004 and 005 do not know the necessary condition of "being in a good mood", then I can deliberately give them some waste blood in exchange for some convenient conditions from the US government - I'll kill it! I, a 14-year-old boy with a disabled face, actually had the opportunity to deceive the US government! I feel so happy! If they immediately press me to the ground and draw blood, maybe they will draw effective blood, right
"Do you know who the other party is?" After comforting Xingxing for a few words, I wanted to ask about the characteristics of the enemy.
"Ye Lin, I can tell you some insider information within the scope of my authority." 004 said after hesitating for a long time, "The U.S. Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, referred to as DARPA, can receive a budget investment of US$2 billion every year to maintain the U.S. One of the plans for technological superiority on the battlefield is the 'Super Soldier'."
"I don't believe it! The imperialists are determined to destroy me. Even if you reach an alliance with Pentheus and John, I won't completely trust you! First of all, your FBI status is very questionable!"
The reason why I can speak so fully is not because I am confident that I can defeat the He brothers 1V2, but because now I have the power of Ai Shuqiao and the FBI behind me, and I have no good impressions of Ai Shuqiao and the FBI. If you don’t use it, it will be in vain. If you use it, it will be in vain. So why keep it and not use it? The process of using them to deal with the He brothers and others is absolutely wonderful, and it makes me "pleased" from the bottom of my heart!
No matter what role my blood plays in the US government's crazy plan, I can't just provide it to them for use! At most, it can only provide a useless version of blood that "brother is unhappy"! If Captain America wants to be born, just wait another hundred years!
He's obviously more Captain America than Captain America! Although the price is baldness...
"The bald Captain America is still mass-produced..." I raised my chin and said to myself, "If they were to fight with the Shaolin Temple in China, it would be quite spectacular."
Recalling that in "Detective Conan", FBI investigator Judy often wandered back and forth in Japan, I reluctantly believed the words of 004 and 005.
"That's it!" I said, "And even if you forcefully draw my blood, it will be in vain!"
"There is no need for your family to take action!" I flatly refused, "You have also suffered a lot because of your association with me. I will settle this debt with the He brothers myself! I must let them taste the power!"
"Humph, I checked on the Internet. The Federal Bureau of Investigation, referred to as FBI, is mainly responsible for domestic intelligence work in the United States. The agents sent abroad should be the Central Intelligence Agency, referred to as CIA, right? During the Cold War, the CIA was keen to overthrow Foreign governments, you two are not the FBI at all but the CIA! You two are ambitious and typical counterrevolutionaries. I will check again later to see if there is any reward for reporting foreign spies... "
I saw 004 and 005 in front of the flower bed. They were truly "replaced once" people. Because Amy would rather regard her bodyguards as props, she didn't have any doubts about the subtle changes in their faces. Coupled with Pentheus's cover, the two FBIs successfully blended into the bodyguard team.
Xing Xing felt a little embarrassed when he heard what I said, "Well, Brother Ye, you don't have to blame yourself too much. When we have nothing to do outside, we will tell you your name. Nine times out of ten, the other party will hear your name." So I ran away in despair. This time it was because I didn’t recognize the He brothers at first, and because they wanted to take revenge... Besides, if you can help me get Miss Emily’s autograph, even if I I will die with no regrets."
"So cruel?" I frowned, "Don't worry, I will definitely take revenge on you! They only said they were my enemies, didn't they say which school they were from? Is there anyone you know among them?"
I was immediately overjoyed... no, I was furious! Sure enough, was it the organization behind the dog stealing and selling gang that started to retaliate against me and the squad leader? The Five Tigers of the Criminal Department, you have done a great job in attracting monsters! You brag everywhere and say that you have killed many people with me, so you should be regarded as my subordinates by others! Although I feel sorry for you being beaten, it is still much better than the other person going directly to my head or the monitor's head!
"How did I know!" Even through the phone, I seemed to be able to see Xing Xing's body covered with bandages, and his nose was full of tears. "Anyway, they are back together again. You punch me and I punch you." We had so much fun beating him on the ground! I was so angry... I must take revenge! Brother Ye, are you willing to stand up for us this time? We, the five tigers of the Criminal Department, are not fuel-efficient lamps. Our uncles and brothers have already organized Come on, brother Ye, don’t hold back, call all the Black King Kong bodyguards and deal with the He brothers severely!”
The "Black King Kong" Xing Xing refers to is of course Amy's bodyguard Pentheus. Because Amy and I have a close relationship, Xing Xing has already regarded Pentheus as half of my bodyguard.
005 took over the conversation, "Our scientists estimate that the substances extracted from your blood may keep pilots awake for a long time without making them bald afterwards, so it is very valuable to obtain."
"By the way, you always tell me that you don't have enough authority and refuse to tell me the truth about Ai Shuqiao's research on my blood - I don't care about it anyway - then can you tell me what the US government wants to do with my blood? Huh? It’s definitely not a good thing anyway!”
Xing Xing cried on the phone and said that the five members of the Xing Department were beaten so hard that Xing Erhu's fingers were almost broken. The other party said that he was "coming for Ye Lin and wanted to kill anyone who has anything to do with him." Everyone cleans up, and the five tigers in the punishment department are in bad luck."
"I'll go! Make a real version of Captain America, right?"
"Wait a minute!" I said in surprise, "In terms of fighting, the He brothers are indeed rising stars in Dongshan No. 1 Middle School, but I heard people say that didn't they fall out with each other because they were chasing the same girl? Why did they join forces again? Beat you up?"
"Hey! After a long time, my blood is only equivalent to hair growth spirit!" If there was a table in front of me, I would definitely overturn the table. "Is it worth the plastic surgery for you two just for this?"
"No, I was just discussing that the sunflowers have withered." 004 shook his head vigorously to prove his innocence.
"Yes, yes!" Xing Xing burst into tears, "Two of them are famous gangsters from Dongshan No. 1 Middle School! The first time Brother Ye saved me in the alley, it was their men who beat me! These two people One is named He Junda and the other is named He Junye. They are twin brothers, one is more ruthless than the other... "