Because it was really hot in the room, and the squad leader was too embarrassed to ask Xiao Qin, who was afraid of the cold, to turn down the air conditioner, he finally had to acquiesce to my wearing a vest.
With a little effort, the biceps bulge like Popeye, and the arc from the shoulder to the elbow is like an upside-down gourd, exuding a strong sense of beauty that only belongs to men.
Is it possible for a civilized person to be as weak as your brother? Do not make jokes! Monitor, let me be responsible for correcting your distorted aesthetics!
I don’t know what kind of expression the monitor would have on her face when she is cooking in a hurry after riding all the way home. In short, when she is looking at the stove now, her face is very peaceful, and she also shows a sense of accomplishment and happiness.
The glass door of the kitchen was closed by the squad leader to isolate the noise and oil fumes. Xiaoqin and I were not in the mood to do our homework, and we secretly watched the squad leader cooking from time to time.
Although it was the first time to use Xiaoqin's kitchen, the squad leader quickly got into the mood. The pots and pans were in order, and the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar were in their place. Whether it is cutting, slicing, peeling, shaving, frying, stir-frying, cooking or deep-frying, it all shows a considerable professional level.
The monitor interjected: "Do we have to eat food from outside? If there are ingredients in the refrigerator, I can simply make something for everyone."
I thought this was a good idea, so I asked Xiaoqin to find out the menu of the roast duck restaurant.
You take it seriously! Didn't you hear my 400% sarcastic tone? And make out with me next to your corpse. How much does the monitor taste? If she had such a strong taste, she wouldn't throw up just because she saw my lats!
Xiaoqin is very good at Chinese and foreign languages, and can keep up with the progress without any special explanation from the monitor. But she already had a headache in mathematics, physics and chemistry, and now she has not been in class for another week. I saw her almost crying while listening to the monitor's explanation.
Before the monitor could stop me, I threw my shirt off my body.
Seeing me smiling and saying nothing, without even taking out the corresponding books, the monitor was very angry.
The squad leader originally wanted to borrow Xiaoqin's apron, but Xiaoqin's apron had a silly rhinoceros drawn on it, which made it look extremely childish and a bit short for the monitor. In the end, she had to wear the goose-yellow apron that Aunt Ren often used. Before.
Although it is not practical at all, because Bruce Lee once did this action in front of the camera, even if I can only imitate the idol to a minimal extent, it makes me very proud.
I looked at my watch, it was already 11 o'clock.
"Ye Lin, do you think you are smart? If you don't study hard now, how will you adapt to this high-tech society in the future?"
"No!" the squad leader said firmly, "I'm not only here to visit the doctor, but I also have to give Xiaoqin tutoring lessons! And you are so sinister, how can you let Xiaoqin stay alone with you!"
After a while, her expression calmed down, probably because she remembered what I said about Xiaoqin's love for telling cold jokes.
Xiaoqin's persecution delusion made me dumbfounded. I hoped she would wake up, so I said sarcastically:
"The monitor is so cruel! If I drink that high-concentration croton soup, I might die! Then she will seduce classmate Ye Lin next to my body!"
She left us two to write Chinese homework papers and went to the kitchen to prepare food.
I snorted, "I can do that, but you have so little meat, it's not enough for me and the monitor!"
I can almost imagine Shu Zhe sitting behind the dining table, banging the spoon, urging his sister to prepare the meal quickly.
"O(∩_∩)O haha~ so fun!"
After saying that, I suddenly remembered that I had forgotten to take off my clothes. Now that I have said this, I will just show some muscles and let you see my ability to move bricks.
Although the monitor is a very competent teacher, he is patient and responsible, but there is nothing he can do when he encounters an inexperienced mind like Xiaoqin. He can only sigh deeply, pick out the things that Xiaoqin can understand, and jump to talk about it again. .
Before I could express my opinion, Xiaoqin raised her right hand high on the side:
Seeing that I still hadn't put my shirt back on, the monitor frowned and said:
I leaned back on the sofa and asked Xiaoqin if there were any decent restaurants nearby. If it was not convenient to have the food delivered, I could go down and buy it.
"How can you dress like this when there are girls here?"
In order to achieve the muscular beauty shown by Bruce Lee in "The River", I often use pull-ups to exercise my latissimus dorsi muscles.
Not only is there no objection, but every time Shen Shaoyi takes a shot or breaks through, exposing the muscles of his waist and abdomen, there will be a burst of cheers among the girls (recently mixed with the school doctor's whistle).
"I will try my best to do low-tech jobs in the future, such as moving bricks on construction sites! This way I don't have to study at all!"
Xiaoqin complained to me in a low voice, and then said that there was a roast duck restaurant nearby that Aunt Ren often ordered from. With just a phone call, all the specialty dishes would be served. There was no need to pay for the meal in cash, and she would save an extra dollar for settlement.
Xiaoqin couldn't help but came over and poked the "wings" on my back with her fingers.
I haven't heard of any chef who served as an apprentice to the monitor. She wants to ensure speed without compromising on quality. She must have practiced cooking every day, right
"The monitor didn't poison my tea because he was stopped by classmate Ye Lin, right?"
"Why can't I dress like this? Sports vests are very common, right? Everyone often wears this when playing basketball in the summer, and I haven't heard any objections from the girls watching!"
"Hey, monitor, don't distrust me so much! If you are so scared, just go home. Anyway, you have seen that Xiaoqin is jumping around..."
Don't look down on the gorilla! Gorillas have a V-shaped figure that bodybuilders dream of, and their strength is seven times that of ordinary humans!
Her home is not too far from the school, but she has to ride a bicycle every day. Is it because she can go home early to prepare dinner and not keep her brother waiting too long
How about it? It’s more than enough for moving bricks! Maybe you can even become a model worker and appear on a TV show as one of the top ten people who moved China!
The monitor's eyes widened in surprise, obviously stunned by the conversation between the two of us.
Under the tight black sports vest, there are muscles that I am proud of.
While the squad leader rushed into the bathroom, Xiaoqin lowered her voice and asked me:
I picked up a date from the fruit plate and threw it into my mouth, and said with a smile:
The monitor was indeed very boring. On such a rare day off, he insisted on tutoring Xiaoqin on the teaching progress of the five major subjects, and even ordered me to sit in and listen.
"Yes, the squad leader poisoned you! There was no tea leaves in that cup of tea, it was made entirely from croton! But she got the wrong cup in a hurry, so she suffered the consequences. Look, isn't she running to the toilet now? ?"
After checking the refrigerator, the squad leader said that the existing materials were enough to make a serving of ground fresh vegetables and a serving of tomato meat slices. If we added the uneaten red dates, we could also make another serving of white fungus and red date soup.
I made a very bodybuilding move to show off the muscle lines on my back.
Haven't decided yet what to have for lunch. If you are ordering food from outside, based on my long-term experience with my dad, if you don’t call in advance on weekends and insist on being in time for the 12 o’clock meal, you will have to wait.
What a woman with long hair and short knowledge who has never seen the world! There are many more deformities in "Naruto" than me! In the later stages, it will be even harder to find characters who are not deformed! And apologize to Bruce Lee quickly! The muscles Bruce Lee built using high-intensity methods (including electric shocks) were not designed to make people vomit!
I don’t know if the squad leader vomited in the bathroom. Anyway, after she came back, there were wet stains on her face. She had obviously washed her face with cold water.
But the monitor covered his mouth and rushed into the bathroom.
It seems that after such a long time, her tongue has gradually recovered.
Once I hunch my shoulder blades, with the cooperation of the relevant muscle groups, it's like a pair of little wings has grown on my back.
"Okay, okay! I want to eat the food cooked by the monitor! In order to practice cooking, I always store a lot of ingredients in the refrigerator! Please use it as you like, monitor!"
Xiaoqin clenched her fist and hit the palm of her other hand, making an expression of realization.
Even through the glass door, the aroma of the food gradually spread from the kitchen.
Xiaoqin's eyes flashed with stars when she looked at me, but the monitor seemed to see a jungle gorilla.
The squad leader, wearing an apron and preparing lunch for us wholeheartedly, looks like a good man | wife!
Xiaoqin clasped her hands together and asked with expectation in her eyes: "Can't you eat me?"
What are you going to do? Vomiting? Although I'm not handsome, it's not to the point of making people vomit, right? Have you never seen specially trained lats? Do my "wings" look like tumors or deformities to you