"Brother Ye Lin, you really know how to joke! Being a transvestite is just... a temporary interest, I won't do it for the rest of my life! When I solve the problem on my chest, I will completely return to my true self as a man!"
"Don't be so embarrassed. I've deleted the email you sent me by mistake. I won't tell anyone the content. In addition, even if you fantasize about a boy while taking a shower, it's not worth being ashamed of. In fact, boys are better than You are much more shameless. When you were in junior high school, every time you lay on the window sill in shorts and looked down, you would attract the attention of many boys. I also watched it secretly, and even deliberately raised my hands when doing gymnastics for the broadcast. The shadow falls on your butt..."
"What is it?" Shu Zhe also stood up from the bed and wanted to get closer to the computer to see what was going on, but was glared back by Pooh's fierce gaze.
"I heard from Xiaoqin that when you were in a coma, you once called my name, and the names of other girls - big pervert! Did you ever fantasize about me in the shower? You're a guy with sperm in your head! I treat you as a buddy You actually stabbed someone in the back! If you have the ability, come forward! I'm going to blow your a** off, Ye Lin! Don't think you're so powerful. After one round of *****, I will definitely make you *****, and you won't be able to do it again. !”
"Don't be so embarrassed. I've deleted the email you sent me by mistake. I won't tell anyone the content. In addition, even if you fantasize about a boy while taking a shower, it's not worth being ashamed of. In fact, boys are better than You are much more shameless. When you were in junior high school, every time you lay on the window sill in shorts and looked down, you would attract the attention of many boys. I also watched it secretly, and even deliberately raised my hands when doing gymnastics for the broadcast. The shadow falls on your butt..."
Seeing me sitting in front of the computer, with the webmail already open on the screen, Pooh suddenly felt like a deflated ball, and managed to hold on to the doorframe to keep from collapsing.
Like me, Winnie is quite muscular and has an athletic figure. Could it be that when she was taking a shower, she associated her own body with mine, and then unknowingly did something other than taking a shower!
In the originally silent corridor, the sound of rapid running and the scream of a girl suddenly came out.
In order not to embarrass Pooh any more, I took the initiative to admit:
Although Shu Zhe said this verbally, there was a strange light shining in his eyes, as if he had discovered the door to a new world during the conversation just now, and he forgot the pain even after I slapped him on the face.
"Eh? You mean the shotgun is hidden in Uncle Huoqiu's house now?" I rubbed my chin and said to myself, "Uncle Huoqiu is obviously a hypocrite, but he hasn't done anything to you in nearly two years. It's really a miracle. ah!"
I burst out laughing.
"Tch, a man's nature? Before you became a transvestite, I didn't see that you had any man's nature! You have no manliness at all! If you betray your sister's interests in the future, I will sell you to the gays and gays in the United States. Bisexuality! Whether it’s Pentheus or Amy, they know many perverts who have this hobby!”
I nodded.
Just now, while I was watching "The Stand" on the computer in my dormitory, I also opened my web mailbox. At this moment, I suddenly heard a notification sound that a new email had arrived. I glanced out of the corner of my eye and discovered that the sender was Pooh.
Five minutes later, Pooh and I were already walking on the winding tree-lined avenue.
The above is the most logical paragraph. The meaning of the other paragraphs is unclear, but they are full of very strong and sensitive content that will definitely be criticized.
I did not fantasize about Pooh when I was taking a shower (although Eunuch Cao liked to masturbate while taking a shower, I usually looked at my own muscles in the mirror and narcissistically). However, as an energetic person, I imagined As an adolescent male with abundant strength, he still had some unhealthy delusions about Pooh's body.
"I heard from Xiaoqin that when you were in a coma, you once called my name, and the names of other girls - big pervert! Did you ever fantasize about me in the shower? You're a guy with sperm in your head! I treat you as a buddy You actually stabbed someone in the back! If you have the ability, come forward! I'm going to blow your a** off, Ye Lin! Don't think you're so powerful. After one round of *****, I will definitely make you *****, and you won't be able to do it again. !”
"Brother Ye Lin, you really know how to joke! Being a transvestite is just... a temporary interest, I won't do it for the rest of my life! When I solve the problem on my chest, I will completely return to my true self as a man!"
The United States is the base of all evil capitalist depravity. The total number of transvestites in the United States is not necessarily less than that in Japan. Moreover, because of the average body shape of Europeans and Americans, local transvestites are not as sexy as Asian transvestites, so I think a top-notch transvestite like Shu Zhe can be sold. Good price.
An excerpt from one of them is as follows:
Compared to that couple, Pooh and I were not wearing school uniforms and were dressed very casually. The other couple glanced at us warily, probably because they recognized Pooh as a student of Qingzi High School and did not pay any more attention to us.
With a click of the mouse, I deleted the letter and emptied the trash. Then I shrugged at Pooh, indicating that I had forgotten about it.
I nodded.
"Winnie, what's wrong with you? You used to tell me dirty jokes, right? Where did you have the courage to watch pornographic films in an Internet cafe? Didn't you just write an unhealthy email and send it to me accidentally? ! If it was Gong Caicai who sent me this kind of letter, I might have my whole outlook ruined, but it doesn’t matter at all if you send this kind of letter! Even if you send me this kind of letter on purpose, your image in my mind will still be the same. It’s the same as before, nothing has changed!”
Compared to that couple, Pooh and I were not wearing school uniforms and were dressed very casually. The other couple glanced at us warily, probably because they recognized Pooh as a student of Qingzi High School and did not pay any more attention to us.
"Wha, what?" Shu Zhe said in panic, "Brother Ye Lin, if you do such a thing, my sister will not forgive you! Be careful of being shot to death with a shotgun!"
Just now, while I was watching "The Stand" on the computer in my dormitory, I also opened my web mailbox. At this moment, I suddenly heard a notification sound that a new email had arrived. I glanced out of the corner of my eye and discovered that the sender was Pooh.
"Ahhh!!!!!!"
I suddenly thought of a very important question: "Does Shusha still have a shotgun? Didn't your parents sell the house in Dongshan City? She can't hide the shotgun in the school dormitory, right?"
"Really?" Pooh tugged at the lower edge of his shorts. He didn't know what he was thinking, and seemed a little distracted.
"Eh? What's wrong with you?"
I burst out laughing.
"Brother Ye Lin, you really know how to joke! Being a transvestite is just... a temporary interest, I won't do it for the rest of my life! When I solve the problem on my chest, I will completely return to my true self as a man!"
In the middle of her words, she suddenly bit her lip and stopped, "No! I was just taking a shower! I don't have endocrine disorders. I have several pimples in my hair. A senior sister told me that as long as I have sex with a boy, Friends can cure it..."
"Don't be so embarrassed. I've deleted the email you sent me by mistake. I won't tell anyone the content. In addition, even if you fantasize about a boy while taking a shower, it's not worth being ashamed of. In fact, boys are better than You are much more shameless. When you were in junior high school, every time you lay on the window sill in shorts and looked down, you would attract the attention of many boys. I also watched it secretly, and even deliberately raised my hands when doing gymnastics for the broadcast. The shadow falls on your butt..."
"The shotgun is now stored with my uncle!" Shu Zhe said in a high voice for fear that I wouldn't believe it. "If anything happens to you, neither my sister nor my uncle will forgive you!"
"Tch, a man's nature? Before you became a transvestite, I didn't see that you had any man's nature! You have no manliness at all! If you betray your sister's interests in the future, I will sell you to the gays and gays in the United States. Bisexuality! Whether it’s Pentheus or Amy, they know many perverts who have this hobby!”
It turns out that when I was a kid, I wrote some letters for my own entertainment that I would never send out (such as to the person whose home address is in the M87 Nebula). Pooh also wrote random letters to pass the boring time on the subway. I wrote a letter containing some complaints about me and some irresponsible thoughts. I didn’t expect that in today’s world, application software often tries to be clever, causing such high-tech tragedies.
"Eh? You mean the shotgun is hidden in Uncle Huoqiu's house now?" I rubbed my chin and said to myself, "Uncle Huoqiu is obviously a hypocrite, but he hasn't done anything to you in nearly two years. It's really a miracle. ah!"
However, Winnie obviously couldn't let go. She heard that the squad leader and Zhuang Ni were in the infirmary, and Shu Zhe didn't act as a campus tour guide for me because it was too hot, so he volunteered to take me to familiarize myself with the campus.
"I heard from Xiaoqin that when you were in a coma, you once called my name, and the names of other girls - big pervert! Did you ever fantasize about me in the shower? You're a guy with sperm in your head! I treat you as a buddy You actually stabbed someone in the back! If you have the ability, come forward! I'm going to blow your a** off, Ye Lin! Don't think you're so powerful. After one round of *****, I will definitely make you *****, and you won't be able to do it again. !”
In the middle of her words, she suddenly bit her lip and stopped, "No! I was just taking a shower! I don't have endocrine disorders. I have several pimples in my hair. A senior sister told me that as long as I have sex with a boy, Friends can cure it..."
In order not to embarrass Pooh any more, I took the initiative to admit:
"I heard from Xiaoqin that when you were in a coma, you once called my name, and the names of other girls - big pervert! Did you ever fantasize about me in the shower? You're a guy with sperm in your head! I treat you as a buddy You actually stabbed someone in the back! If you have the ability, come forward! I'm going to blow your a** off, Ye Lin! Don't think you're so powerful. After one round of *****, I will definitely make you *****, and you won't be able to do it again. !”
Like me, Winnie is quite muscular and has an athletic figure. Could it be that when she was taking a shower, she associated her own body with mine, and then unknowingly did something other than taking a shower!
"Don't be so embarrassed. I've deleted the email you sent me by mistake. I won't tell anyone the content. In addition, even if you fantasize about a boy while taking a shower, it's not worth being ashamed of. In fact, boys are better than You are much more shameless. When you were in junior high school, every time you lay on the window sill in shorts and looked down, you would attract the attention of many boys. I also watched it secretly, and even deliberately raised my hands when doing gymnastics for the broadcast. The shadow falls on your butt..."
"The shotgun is now stored with my uncle!" Shu Zhe said in a high voice for fear that I wouldn't believe it. "If anything happens to you, neither my sister nor my uncle will forgive you!"
"Hmph, he's afraid that I'll tell my sister!" There was a hint of pride in Shu Zhe's words, "Besides, I also made him a lot of money by selling original underwear for him. It’s time to be content with whatever dissatisfaction you had in the past!”
Although Shu Zhe said this verbally, there was a strange light shining in his eyes, as if he had discovered the door to a new world during the conversation just now, and he forgot the pain even after I slapped him on the face.
"Tch, a man's nature? Before you became a transvestite, I didn't see that you had any man's nature! You have no manliness at all! If you betray your sister's interests in the future, I will sell you to the gays and gays in the United States. Bisexuality! Whether it’s Pentheus or Amy, they know many perverts who have this hobby!”
An excerpt from one of them is as follows:
With a click of the mouse, I deleted the letter and emptied the trash. Then I shrugged at Pooh, indicating that I had forgotten about it.
Just now, while I was watching "The Stand" on the computer in my dormitory, I also opened my web mailbox. At this moment, I suddenly heard a notification sound that a new email had arrived. I glanced out of the corner of my eye and discovered that the sender was Pooh.
After passing by the ginkgo tree and coming to the purple rhododendron bush, Pooh asked me: "Actually, you haven't fantasized about me while taking a bath, have you? I must have wronged you, right?"
Vinnie yelled at me.
I heard from Shu Zhe that the "Happy Valley Abnormal Supplies Store" run by Uncle Huoqiu did make a lot of money last year. Later, it aroused the vigilance of the Ministry of Public Security, and when Shu Zhe "delivered goods" to Uncle Huoqiu, I was almost bumped into by Aunt Huoqiu, but gradually I stopped going.
I heard from Shu Zhe that the "Happy Valley Abnormal Supplies Store" run by Uncle Huoqiu did make a lot of money last year. Later, it aroused the vigilance of the Ministry of Public Security, and when Shu Zhe "delivered goods" to Uncle Huoqiu, I was almost bumped into by Aunt Huoqiu, but gradually I stopped going.
After opening the email out of curiosity, I was so surprised that I couldn't close my mouth.
However, because the initial delusion was caused by Amy's suggestion, the theater in my mind played the scene of myself, Amy, and Winnie having sex. I had no face to admit such a bad thing in front of Winnie.
I burst out laughing.
Five minutes later, Pooh and I were already walking on the winding tree-lined avenue.
"Wha, what?" Shu Zhe said in panic, "Brother Ye Lin, if you do such a thing, my sister will not forgive you! Be careful of being shot to death with a shotgun!"
Although the "Happy Valley Abnormal Products Store" died on the way, the "Happy Valley Adult Products Store" has become prosperous under the management of Uncle Huoqiu. Shu Zhe still occasionally works as a "rope model", only showing off Give me an arm and take some partial pictures of stuffed handcuffs to earn some pocket money.
However, ever since Shu Zhe took antidepressants and grew breasts, he stopped taking pictures at Uncle Huoqiu's for fear of being discovered.
The weather was very hot, and it was summer vacation. There were very few students on the boulevard. I could only see a couple wearing Qingzi high school uniforms whispering under the cherry blossom trees.
However, ever since Shu Zhe took antidepressants and grew breasts, he stopped taking pictures at Uncle Huoqiu's for fear of being discovered.
Just now, while I was watching "The Stand" on the computer in my dormitory, I also opened my web mailbox. At this moment, I suddenly heard a notification sound that a new email had arrived. I glanced out of the corner of my eye and discovered that the sender was Pooh.
"Eh? What's wrong with you?"
It's strange. Winnie is not someone who particularly likes to contact me via email. If she has anything to say, she usually says it in person or on the phone. What did she say in the email she sent me
"That's what I edited when I was on the subway and had nothing to do, and I was disconnected from the Internet! It was just random writing! I planned to delete it after a while, but after I got out of the subway and came to school... I actually connected to the wifi. Sent automatically!"
Just now, while I was watching "The Stand" on the computer in my dormitory, I also opened my web mailbox. At this moment, I suddenly heard a notification sound that a new email had arrived. I glanced out of the corner of my eye and discovered that the sender was Pooh.
"That's what I edited when I was on the subway and had nothing to do, and I was disconnected from the Internet! It was just random writing! I planned to delete it after a while, but after I got out of the subway and came to school... I actually connected to the wifi. Sent automatically!"
Although Shu Zhe said this verbally, there was a strange light shining in his eyes, as if he had discovered the door to a new world during the conversation just now, and he forgot the pain even after I slapped him on the face.
Although Shu Zhe said this verbally, there was a strange light shining in his eyes, as if he had discovered the door to a new world during the conversation just now, and he forgot the pain even after I slapped him on the face.
It's strange. Winnie is not someone who particularly likes to contact me via email. If she has anything to say, she usually says it in person or on the phone. What did she say in the email she sent me
The weather was very hot, and it was summer vacation. There were very few students on the boulevard. I could only see a couple wearing Qingzi high school uniforms whispering under the cherry blossom trees.
In order not to embarrass Pooh any more, I took the initiative to admit:
The above is the most logical paragraph. The meaning of the other paragraphs is unclear, but they are full of very strong and sensitive content that will definitely be criticized.
Pooh, wearing sneakers, ran up to the second floor with great regret, and then rushed into dormitory 222 like crazy.
I did not fantasize about Pooh when I was taking a shower (although Eunuch Cao liked to masturbate while taking a shower, I usually looked at my own muscles in the mirror and narcissistically). However, as an energetic person, I imagined As an adolescent male with abundant strength, he still had some unhealthy delusions about Pooh's body.
After opening the email out of curiosity, I was so surprised that I couldn't close my mouth.
"Hmph, he's afraid that I'll tell my sister!" There was a hint of pride in Shu Zhe's words, "Besides, I also made him a lot of money by selling original underwear for him. It’s time to be content with whatever dissatisfaction you had in the past!”
An excerpt from one of them is as follows:
"Don't accept emails! That was a mistake! You..."
"Tch, a man's nature? Before you became a transvestite, I didn't see that you had any man's nature! You have no manliness at all! If you betray your sister's interests in the future, I will sell you to the gays and gays in the United States. Bisexuality! Whether it’s Pentheus or Amy, they know many perverts who have this hobby!”
In order not to embarrass Pooh any more, I took the initiative to admit:
"Don't be so embarrassed. I've deleted the email you sent me by mistake. I won't tell anyone the content. In addition, even if you fantasize about a boy while taking a shower, it's not worth being ashamed of. In fact, boys are better than You are much more shameless. When you were in junior high school, every time you lay on the window sill in shorts and looked down, you would attract the attention of many boys. I also watched it secretly, and even deliberately raised my hands when doing gymnastics for the broadcast. The shadow falls on your butt..."
Vinnie yelled at me.
I wipe it! Winnie, what medicine did you take again? The content of this letter is indeed inappropriate to say face to face. Not only that, it is simply not suitable for anyone to say at any time and in any way!
Pooh, wearing sneakers, ran up to the second floor with great regret, and then rushed into dormitory 222 like crazy.
In order not to embarrass Pooh any more, I took the initiative to admit:
However, ever since Shu Zhe took antidepressants and grew breasts, he stopped taking pictures at Uncle Huoqiu's for fear of being discovered.
An excerpt from one of them is as follows:
However, because the initial delusion was caused by Amy's suggestion, the theater in my mind played the scene of myself, Amy, and Winnie having sex. I had no face to admit such a bad thing in front of Winnie.
"Sure enough," Pooh puffed up his cheeks like a frog, "You calling my name when you were in a coma and dreaming doesn't prove anything. On the contrary, I am abnormal..."
"I heard from Xiaoqin that when you were in a coma, you once called my name, and the names of other girls - big pervert! Did you ever fantasize about me in the shower? You're a guy with sperm in your head! I treat you as a buddy You actually stabbed someone in the back! If you have the ability, come forward! I'm going to blow your a** off, Ye Lin! Don't think you're so powerful. After one round of *****, I will definitely make you *****, and you won't be able to do it again. !”
"Really?" Pooh tugged at the lower edge of his shorts. He didn't know what he was thinking, and seemed a little distracted.
An excerpt from one of them is as follows:
The above is the most logical paragraph. The meaning of the other paragraphs is unclear, but they are full of very strong and sensitive content that will definitely be criticized.
Just now, while I was watching "The Stand" on the computer in my dormitory, I also opened my web mailbox. At this moment, I suddenly heard a notification sound that a new email had arrived. I glanced out of the corner of my eye and discovered that the sender was Pooh.
"Brother Ye Lin, you really know how to joke! Being a transvestite is just... a temporary interest, I won't do it for the rest of my life! When I solve the problem on my chest, I will completely return to my true self as a man!"
"What is it?" Shu Zhe also stood up from the bed and wanted to get closer to the computer to see what was going on, but was glared back by Pooh's fierce gaze.
Pooh, wearing sneakers, ran up to the second floor with great regret, and then rushed into dormitory 222 like crazy.
"I heard from Xiaoqin that when you were in a coma, you once called my name, and the names of other girls - big pervert! Did you ever fantasize about me in the shower? You're a guy with sperm in your head! I treat you as a buddy You actually stabbed someone in the back! If you have the ability, come forward! I'm going to blow your a** off, Ye Lin! Don't think you're so powerful. After one round of *****, I will definitely make you *****, and you won't be able to do it again. !”
Is this... the legendary pornographic email? Text sexual harassment? And it’s a woman versus a man? Why is Pooh so crazy? The whole article is filled with the feeling of wanting to ooxx me!
In the originally silent corridor, the sound of rapid running and the scream of a girl suddenly came out.
When it comes to sending the wrong email, the reason why Winnie is more generous than before is because she unknowingly exposed her delusion, right? She ate the wrong berries in Cuisong Mountain and blamed me for it. Her skin-to-skin contact with me has exceeded that of everyone else. It seems that it is not particularly difficult to understand that she used me as a target in her adolescent delusions!
"Really?" Pooh tugged at the lower edge of his shorts. He didn't know what he was thinking, and seemed a little distracted.
Hello! You've said everything you shouldn't have said! Analyzing from your words, could it be that you fantasize about me while taking a shower
"Ahhh!!!!!!"
"That's what I edited when I was on the subway and had nothing to do, and I was disconnected from the Internet! It was just random writing! I planned to delete it after a while, but after I got out of the subway and came to school... I actually connected to the wifi. Sent automatically!"
"That's it! That's it!" Pooh stopped as if he had encountered a serious crisis, "Let's stop saying anything to confuse each other! You are Xiaoqin's boyfriend, even if you are now righteous Brother and sister, we will definitely be together in the future! Don’t do anything to make me feel sorry for Xiaoqin!"
However, because the initial delusion was caused by Amy's suggestion, the theater in my mind played the scene of myself, Amy, and Winnie having sex. I had no face to admit such a bad thing in front of Winnie.
"Eh? What's wrong with you?"
"Don't accept emails! That was a mistake! You..."
"Eh? You mean the shotgun is hidden in Uncle Huoqiu's house now?" I rubbed my chin and said to myself, "Uncle Huoqiu is obviously a hypocrite, but he hasn't done anything to you in nearly two years. It's really a miracle. ah!"
I burst out laughing.
Seeing me sitting in front of the computer, with the webmail already open on the screen, Pooh suddenly felt like a deflated ball, and managed to hold on to the doorframe to keep from collapsing.
In the originally silent corridor, the sound of rapid running and the scream of a girl suddenly came out.
After passing by the ginkgo tree and coming to the purple rhododendron bush, Pooh asked me: "Actually, you haven't fantasized about me while taking a bath, have you? I must have wronged you, right?"
"Really?" Pooh tugged at the lower edge of his shorts. He didn't know what he was thinking, and seemed a little distracted.
"That's what I edited when I was on the subway and had nothing to do, and I was disconnected from the Internet! It was just random writing! I planned to delete it after a while, but after I got out of the subway and came to school... I actually connected to the wifi. Sent automatically!"
"That's what I edited when I was on the subway and had nothing to do, and I was disconnected from the Internet! It was just random writing! I planned to delete it after a while, but after I got out of the subway and came to school... I actually connected to the wifi. Sent automatically!"
"Really?" Pooh tugged at the lower edge of his shorts. He didn't know what he was thinking, and seemed a little distracted.
An excerpt from one of them is as follows:
"That's it! That's it!" Pooh stopped as if he had encountered a serious crisis, "Let's stop saying anything to confuse each other! You are Xiaoqin's boyfriend, even if you are now righteous Brother and sister, we will definitely be together in the future! Don’t do anything to make me feel sorry for Xiaoqin!"
Pooh, wearing sneakers, ran up to the second floor with great regret, and then rushed into dormitory 222 like crazy.
"Don't accept emails! That was a mistake! You..."
Pooh blew out the air from his mouth and replied: "I will fantasize about it in the shower..."
"Don't accept emails! That was a mistake! You..."
The above is the most logical paragraph. The meaning of the other paragraphs is unclear, but they are full of very strong and sensitive content that will definitely be criticized.
"That's it! That's it!" Pooh stopped as if he had encountered a serious crisis, "Let's stop saying anything to confuse each other! You are Xiaoqin's boyfriend, even if you are now righteous Brother and sister, we will definitely be together in the future! Don’t do anything to make me feel sorry for Xiaoqin!"
However, ever since Shu Zhe took antidepressants and grew breasts, he stopped taking pictures at Uncle Huoqiu's for fear of being discovered.
Is this... the legendary pornographic email? Text sexual harassment? And it’s a woman versus a man? Why is Pooh so crazy? The whole article is filled with the feeling of wanting to ooxx me!
Seeing me sitting in front of the computer, with the webmail already open on the screen, Pooh suddenly felt like a deflated ball, and managed to hold on to the doorframe to keep from collapsing.
Vinnie yelled at me.
Is this... the legendary pornographic email? Text sexual harassment? And it’s a woman versus a man? Why is Pooh so crazy? The whole article is filled with the feeling of wanting to ooxx me!
"What is it?" Shu Zhe also stood up from the bed and wanted to get closer to the computer to see what was going on, but was glared back by Pooh's fierce gaze.
After opening the email out of curiosity, I was so surprised that I couldn't close my mouth.
However, because the initial delusion was caused by Amy's suggestion, the theater in my mind played the scene of myself, Amy, and Winnie having sex. I had no face to admit such a bad thing in front of Winnie.
"Delete it! Delete it! Delete it from your mind too!"
An excerpt from one of them is as follows:
Compared to that couple, Pooh and I were not wearing school uniforms and were dressed very casually. The other couple glanced at us warily, probably because they recognized Pooh as a student of Qingzi High School and did not pay any more attention to us.
"I heard from Xiaoqin that when you were in a coma, you once called my name, and the names of other girls - big pervert! Did you ever fantasize about me in the shower? You're a guy with sperm in your head! I treat you as a buddy You actually stabbed someone in the back! If you have the ability, come forward! I'm going to blow your a** off, Ye Lin! Don't think you're so powerful. After one round of *****, I will definitely make you *****, and you won't be able to do it again. !”
"That's it! That's it!" Pooh stopped as if he had encountered a serious crisis, "Let's stop saying anything to confuse each other! You are Xiaoqin's boyfriend, even if you are now righteous Brother and sister, we will definitely be together in the future! Don’t do anything to make me feel sorry for Xiaoqin!"
Is this... the legendary pornographic email? Text sexual harassment? And it’s a woman versus a man? Why is Pooh so crazy? The whole article is filled with the feeling of wanting to ooxx me!
After passing by the ginkgo tree and coming to the purple rhododendron bush, Pooh asked me: "Actually, you haven't fantasized about me while taking a bath, have you? I must have wronged you, right?"
Vinnie yelled at me.
In the middle of her words, she suddenly bit her lip and stopped, "No! I was just taking a shower! I don't have endocrine disorders. I have several pimples in my hair. A senior sister told me that as long as I have sex with a boy, Friends can cure it..."
In order not to embarrass Pooh any more, I took the initiative to admit:
"Delete it! Delete it! Delete it from your mind too!"
I suddenly woke up: after entering high school, there are no perverted school rules like the "100 Prohibitions on Intimate Contact between Boys and Girls". This is a private high school, so even campus love can appear openly in front of everyone's eyes.
Pooh, wearing sneakers, ran up to the second floor with great regret, and then rushed into dormitory 222 like crazy.
"That's what I edited when I was on the subway and had nothing to do, and I was disconnected from the Internet! It was just random writing! I planned to delete it after a while, but after I got out of the subway and came to school... I actually connected to the wifi. Sent automatically!"
Winnie took me to a row of ginkgo trees, and asked with a still a little embarrassed look on his face: "Um...Ye Lin, you don't think I'm a pornographic pervert, do you?"
"Ahhh!!!!!!"
Pooh, wearing sneakers, ran up to the second floor with great regret, and then rushed into dormitory 222 like crazy.
"The shotgun is now stored with my uncle!" Shu Zhe said in a high voice for fear that I wouldn't believe it. "If anything happens to you, neither my sister nor my uncle will forgive you!"
I nodded.
In the originally silent corridor, the sound of rapid running and the scream of a girl suddenly came out.
An excerpt from one of them is as follows:
It turns out that when I was a kid, I wrote some letters for my own entertainment that I would never send out (such as to the person whose home address is in the M87 Nebula). Pooh also wrote random letters to pass the boring time on the subway. I wrote a letter containing some complaints about me and some irresponsible thoughts. I didn’t expect that in today’s world, application software often tries to be clever, causing such high-tech tragedies.
"Delete it! Delete it! Delete it from your mind too!"
Is this... the legendary pornographic email? Text sexual harassment? And it’s a woman versus a man? Why is Pooh so crazy? The whole article is filled with the feeling of wanting to ooxx me!
I suddenly thought of a very important question: "Does Shusha still have a shotgun? Didn't your parents sell the house in Dongshan City? She can't hide the shotgun in the school dormitory, right?"
An excerpt from one of them is as follows:
With a click of the mouse, I deleted the letter and emptied the trash. Then I shrugged at Pooh, indicating that I had forgotten about it.
Although the "Happy Valley Abnormal Products Store" died on the way, the "Happy Valley Adult Products Store" has become prosperous under the management of Uncle Huoqiu. Shu Zhe still occasionally works as a "rope model", only showing off Give me an arm and take some partial pictures of stuffed handcuffs to earn some pocket money.
"That's what I edited when I was on the subway and had nothing to do, and I was disconnected from the Internet! It was just random writing! I planned to delete it after a while, but after I got out of the subway and came to school... I actually connected to the wifi. Sent automatically!"
Hello! You've said everything you shouldn't have said! Analyzing from your words, could it be that you fantasize about me while taking a shower
"Ahhh!!!!!!"
"Really?" Pooh tugged at the lower edge of his shorts. He didn't know what he was thinking, and seemed a little distracted.
In order not to embarrass Pooh any more, I took the initiative to admit:
However, Winnie obviously couldn't let go. She heard that the squad leader and Zhuang Ni were in the infirmary, and Shu Zhe didn't act as a campus tour guide for me because it was too hot, so he volunteered to take me to familiarize myself with the campus.
I burst out laughing.
"Winnie, what's wrong with you? You used to tell me dirty jokes, right? Where did you have the courage to watch pornographic films in an Internet cafe? Didn't you just write an unhealthy email and send it to me accidentally? ! If it was Gong Caicai who sent me this kind of letter, I might have my whole outlook ruined, but it doesn’t matter at all if you send this kind of letter! Even if you send me this kind of letter on purpose, your image in my mind will still be the same. It’s the same as before, nothing has changed!”
Five minutes later, Pooh and I were already walking on the winding tree-lined avenue.
The United States is the base of all evil capitalist depravity. The total number of transvestites in the United States is not necessarily less than that in Japan. Moreover, because of the average body shape of Europeans and Americans, local transvestites are not as sexy as Asian transvestites, so I think a top-notch transvestite like Shu Zhe can be sold. Good price.
When it comes to sending the wrong email, the reason why Winnie is more generous than before is because she unknowingly exposed her delusion, right? She ate the wrong berries in Cuisong Mountain and blamed me for it. Her skin-to-skin contact with me has exceeded that of everyone else. It seems that it is not particularly difficult to understand that she used me as a target in her adolescent delusions!
"Delete it! Delete it! Delete it from your mind too!"
"Wha, what?" Shu Zhe said in panic, "Brother Ye Lin, if you do such a thing, my sister will not forgive you! Be careful of being shot to death with a shotgun!"
Is this... the legendary pornographic email? Text sexual harassment? And it’s a woman versus a man? Why is Pooh so crazy? The whole article is filled with the feeling of wanting to ooxx me!
The weather was very hot, and it was summer vacation. There were very few students on the boulevard. I could only see a couple wearing Qingzi high school uniforms whispering under the cherry blossom trees.
It's strange. Winnie is not someone who particularly likes to contact me via email. If she has anything to say, she usually says it in person or on the phone. What did she say in the email she sent me
It turns out that when I was a kid, I wrote some letters for my own entertainment that I would never send out (such as to the person whose home address is in the M87 Nebula). Pooh also wrote random letters to pass the boring time on the subway. I wrote a letter containing some complaints about me and some irresponsible thoughts. I didn’t expect that in today’s world, application software often tries to be clever, causing such high-tech tragedies.
"I heard from Xiaoqin that when you were in a coma, you once called my name, and the names of other girls - big pervert! Did you ever fantasize about me in the shower? You're a guy with sperm in your head! I treat you as a buddy You actually stabbed someone in the back! If you have the ability, come forward! I'm going to blow your a** off, Ye Lin! Don't think you're so powerful. After one round of *****, I will definitely make you *****, and you won't be able to do it again. !”
"That's it! That's it!" Pooh stopped as if he had encountered a serious crisis, "Let's stop saying anything to confuse each other! You are Xiaoqin's boyfriend, even if you are now righteous Brother and sister, we will definitely be together in the future! Don’t do anything to make me feel sorry for Xiaoqin!"
Compared to that couple, Pooh and I were not wearing school uniforms and were dressed very casually. The other couple glanced at us warily, probably because they recognized Pooh as a student of Qingzi High School and did not pay any more attention to us.
Pooh, wearing sneakers, ran up to the second floor with great regret, and then rushed into dormitory 222 like crazy.
After opening the email out of curiosity, I was so surprised that I couldn't close my mouth.
I did not fantasize about Pooh when I was taking a shower (although Eunuch Cao liked to masturbate while taking a shower, I usually looked at my own muscles in the mirror and narcissistically). However, as an energetic person, I imagined As an adolescent male with abundant strength, he still had some unhealthy delusions about Pooh's body.
I suddenly woke up: after entering high school, there are no perverted school rules like the "100 Prohibitions on Intimate Contact between Boys and Girls". This is a private high school, so even campus love can appear openly in front of everyone's eyes.
"The shotgun is now stored with my uncle!" Shu Zhe said in a high voice for fear that I wouldn't believe it. "If anything happens to you, neither my sister nor my uncle will forgive you!"
It's strange. Winnie is not someone who particularly likes to contact me via email. If she has anything to say, she usually says it in person or on the phone. What did she say in the email she sent me
In the originally silent corridor, the sound of rapid running and the scream of a girl suddenly came out.
An excerpt from one of them is as follows:
I did not fantasize about Pooh when I was taking a shower (although Eunuch Cao liked to masturbate while taking a shower, I usually looked at my own muscles in the mirror and narcissistically). However, as an energetic person, I imagined As an adolescent male with abundant strength, he still had some unhealthy delusions about Pooh's body.
Hello! You've said everything you shouldn't have said! Analyzing from your words, could it be that you fantasize about me while taking a shower
Although Shu Zhe said this verbally, there was a strange light shining in his eyes, as if he had discovered the door to a new world during the conversation just now, and he forgot the pain even after I slapped him on the face.
I nodded.
Compared to that couple, Pooh and I were not wearing school uniforms and were dressed very casually. The other couple glanced at us warily, probably because they recognized Pooh as a student of Qingzi High School and did not pay any more attention to us.
"Hmph, he's afraid that I'll tell my sister!" There was a hint of pride in Shu Zhe's words, "Besides, I also made him a lot of money by selling original underwear for him. It’s time to be content with whatever dissatisfaction you had in the past!”
However, because the initial delusion was caused by Amy's suggestion, the theater in my mind played the scene of myself, Amy, and Winnie having sex. I had no face to admit such a bad thing in front of Winnie.
Just now, while I was watching "The Stand" on the computer in my dormitory, I also opened my web mailbox. At this moment, I suddenly heard a notification sound that a new email had arrived. I glanced out of the corner of my eye and discovered that the sender was Pooh.
With a click of the mouse, I deleted the letter and emptied the trash. Then I shrugged at Pooh, indicating that I had forgotten about it.
"Eh? What's wrong with you?"
"I heard from Xiaoqin that when you were in a coma, you once called my name, and the names of other girls - big pervert! Did you ever fantasize about me in the shower? You're a guy with sperm in your head! I treat you as a buddy You actually stabbed someone in the back! If you have the ability, come forward! I'm going to blow your a** off, Ye Lin! Don't think you're so powerful. After one round of *****, I will definitely make you *****, and you won't be able to do it again. !”
Winnie took me to a row of ginkgo trees, and asked with a still a little embarrassed look on his face: "Um...Ye Lin, you don't think I'm a pornographic pervert, do you?"
The above is the most logical paragraph. The meaning of the other paragraphs is unclear, but they are full of very strong and sensitive content that will definitely be criticized.
With a click of the mouse, I deleted the letter and emptied the trash. Then I shrugged at Pooh, indicating that I had forgotten about it.
"Sure enough," Pooh puffed up his cheeks like a frog, "You calling my name when you were in a coma and dreaming doesn't prove anything. On the contrary, I am abnormal..."
"That's it! That's it!" Pooh stopped as if he had encountered a serious crisis, "Let's stop saying anything to confuse each other! You are Xiaoqin's boyfriend, even if you are now righteous Brother and sister, we will definitely be together in the future! Don’t do anything to make me feel sorry for Xiaoqin!"
"Delete it! Delete it! Delete it from your mind too!"
It turns out that when I was a kid, I wrote some letters for my own entertainment that I would never send out (such as to the person whose home address is in the M87 Nebula). Pooh also wrote random letters to pass the boring time on the subway. I wrote a letter containing some complaints about me and some irresponsible thoughts. I didn’t expect that in today’s world, application software often tries to be clever, causing such high-tech tragedies.
"Hmph, he's afraid that I'll tell my sister!" There was a hint of pride in Shu Zhe's words, "Besides, I also made him a lot of money by selling original underwear for him. It’s time to be content with whatever dissatisfaction you had in the past!”
I burst out laughing.
"Winnie, what's wrong with you? You used to tell me dirty jokes, right? Where did you have the courage to watch pornographic films in an Internet cafe? Didn't you just write an unhealthy email and send it to me accidentally? ! If it was Gong Caicai who sent me this kind of letter, I might have my whole outlook ruined, but it doesn’t matter at all if you send this kind of letter! Even if you send me this kind of letter on purpose, your image in my mind will still be the same. It’s the same as before, nothing has changed!”
"Winnie, what's wrong with you? You used to tell me dirty jokes, right? Where did you have the courage to watch pornographic films in an Internet cafe? Didn't you just write an unhealthy email and send it to me accidentally? ! If it was Gong Caicai who sent me this kind of letter, I might have my whole outlook ruined, but it doesn’t matter at all if you send this kind of letter! Even if you send me this kind of letter on purpose, your image in my mind will still be the same. It’s the same as before, nothing has changed!”
"Winnie, what's wrong with you? You used to tell me dirty jokes, right? Where did you have the courage to watch pornographic films in an Internet cafe? Didn't you just write an unhealthy email and send it to me accidentally? ! If it was Gong Caicai who sent me this kind of letter, I might have my whole outlook ruined, but it doesn’t matter at all if you send this kind of letter! Even if you send me this kind of letter on purpose, your image in my mind will still be the same. It’s the same as before, nothing has changed!”
"I heard from Xiaoqin that when you were in a coma, you once called my name, and the names of other girls - big pervert! Did you ever fantasize about me in the shower? You're a guy with sperm in your head! I treat you as a buddy You actually stabbed someone in the back! If you have the ability, come forward! I'm going to blow your a** off, Ye Lin! Don't think you're so powerful. After one round of *****, I will definitely make you *****, and you won't be able to do it again. !”
In the middle of her words, she suddenly bit her lip and stopped, "No! I was just taking a shower! I don't have endocrine disorders. I have several pimples in my hair. A senior sister told me that as long as I have sex with a boy, Friends can cure it..."
I suddenly woke up: after entering high school, there are no perverted school rules like the "100 Prohibitions on Intimate Contact between Boys and Girls". This is a private high school, so even campus love can appear openly in front of everyone's eyes.
The United States is the base of all evil capitalist depravity. The total number of transvestites in the United States is not necessarily less than that in Japan. Moreover, because of the average body shape of Europeans and Americans, local transvestites are not as sexy as Asian transvestites, so I think a top-notch transvestite like Shu Zhe can be sold. Good price.
"Really?" Pooh tugged at the lower edge of his shorts. He didn't know what he was thinking, and seemed a little distracted.
The above is the most logical paragraph. The meaning of the other paragraphs is unclear, but they are full of very strong and sensitive content that will definitely be criticized.
However, Winnie obviously couldn't let go. She heard that the squad leader and Zhuang Ni were in the infirmary, and Shu Zhe didn't act as a campus tour guide for me because it was too hot, so he volunteered to take me to familiarize myself with the campus.
"Eh? You mean the shotgun is hidden in Uncle Huoqiu's house now?" I rubbed my chin and said to myself, "Uncle Huoqiu is obviously a hypocrite, but he hasn't done anything to you in nearly two years. It's really a miracle. ah!"
Winnie took me to a row of ginkgo trees, and asked with a still a little embarrassed look on his face: "Um...Ye Lin, you don't think I'm a pornographic pervert, do you?"
Although Shu Zhe said this verbally, there was a strange light shining in his eyes, as if he had discovered the door to a new world during the conversation just now, and he forgot the pain even after I slapped him on the face.
"Sure enough," Pooh puffed up his cheeks like a frog, "You calling my name when you were in a coma and dreaming doesn't prove anything. On the contrary, I am abnormal..."
After passing by the ginkgo tree and coming to the purple rhododendron bush, Pooh asked me: "Actually, you haven't fantasized about me while taking a bath, have you? I must have wronged you, right?"
I heard from Shu Zhe that the "Happy Valley Abnormal Supplies Store" run by Uncle Huoqiu did make a lot of money last year. Later, it aroused the vigilance of the Ministry of Public Security, and when Shu Zhe "delivered goods" to Uncle Huoqiu, I was almost bumped into by Aunt Huoqiu, but gradually I stopped going.
Winnie took me to a row of ginkgo trees, and asked with a still a little embarrassed look on his face: "Um...Ye Lin, you don't think I'm a pornographic pervert, do you?"
I nodded.
I nodded.
Five minutes later, Pooh and I were already walking on the winding tree-lined avenue.
"Ahhh!!!!!!"
I did not fantasize about Pooh when I was taking a shower (although Eunuch Cao liked to masturbate while taking a shower, I usually looked at my own muscles in the mirror and narcissistically). However, as an energetic person, I imagined As an adolescent male with abundant strength, he still had some unhealthy delusions about Pooh's body.
"That's what I edited when I was on the subway and had nothing to do, and I was disconnected from the Internet! It was just random writing! I planned to delete it after a while, but after I got out of the subway and came to school... I actually connected to the wifi. Sent automatically!"
Seeing me sitting in front of the computer, with the webmail already open on the screen, Pooh suddenly felt like a deflated ball, and managed to hold on to the doorframe to keep from collapsing.
After opening the email out of curiosity, I was so surprised that I couldn't close my mouth.
Although the "Happy Valley Abnormal Products Store" died on the way, the "Happy Valley Adult Products Store" has become prosperous under the management of Uncle Huoqiu. Shu Zhe still occasionally works as a "rope model", only showing off Give me an arm and take some partial pictures of stuffed handcuffs to earn some pocket money.
After opening the email out of curiosity, I was so surprised that I couldn't close my mouth.
However, because the initial delusion was caused by Amy's suggestion, the theater in my mind played the scene of myself, Amy, and Winnie having sex. I had no face to admit such a bad thing in front of Winnie.
"Eh? You mean the shotgun is hidden in Uncle Huoqiu's house now?" I rubbed my chin and said to myself, "Uncle Huoqiu is obviously a hypocrite, but he hasn't done anything to you in nearly two years. It's really a miracle. ah!"
"Winnie, what's wrong with you? You used to tell me dirty jokes, right? Where did you have the courage to watch pornographic films in an Internet cafe? Didn't you just write an unhealthy email and send it to me accidentally? ! If it was Gong Caicai who sent me this kind of letter, I might have my whole outlook ruined, but it doesn’t matter at all if you send this kind of letter! Even if you send me this kind of letter on purpose, your image in my mind will still be the same. It’s the same as before, nothing has changed!”
I heard from Shu Zhe that the "Happy Valley Abnormal Supplies Store" run by Uncle Huoqiu did make a lot of money last year. Later, it aroused the vigilance of the Ministry of Public Security, and when Shu Zhe "delivered goods" to Uncle Huoqiu, I was almost bumped into by Aunt Huoqiu, but gradually I stopped going.
Five minutes later, Pooh and I were already walking on the winding tree-lined avenue.
The weather was very hot, and it was summer vacation. There were very few students on the boulevard. I could only see a couple wearing Qingzi high school uniforms whispering under the cherry blossom trees.
"What is it?" Shu Zhe also stood up from the bed and wanted to get closer to the computer to see what was going on, but was glared back by Pooh's fierce gaze.
"Sure enough," Pooh puffed up his cheeks like a frog, "You calling my name when you were in a coma and dreaming doesn't prove anything. On the contrary, I am abnormal..."
"Winnie, what's wrong with you? You used to tell me dirty jokes, right? Where did you have the courage to watch pornographic films in an Internet cafe? Didn't you just write an unhealthy email and send it to me accidentally? ! If it was Gong Caicai who sent me this kind of letter, I might have my whole outlook ruined, but it doesn’t matter at all if you send this kind of letter! Even if you send me this kind of letter on purpose, your image in my mind will still be the same. It’s the same as before, nothing has changed!”
"Sure enough," Pooh puffed up his cheeks like a frog, "You calling my name when you were in a coma and dreaming doesn't prove anything. On the contrary, I am abnormal..."
After opening the email out of curiosity, I was so surprised that I couldn't close my mouth.
I heard from Shu Zhe that the "Happy Valley Abnormal Supplies Store" run by Uncle Huoqiu did make a lot of money last year. Later, it aroused the vigilance of the Ministry of Public Security, and when Shu Zhe "delivered goods" to Uncle Huoqiu, I was almost bumped into by Aunt Huoqiu, but gradually I stopped going.
I suddenly thought of a very important question: "Does Shusha still have a shotgun? Didn't your parents sell the house in Dongshan City? She can't hide the shotgun in the school dormitory, right?"
"Eh? What's wrong with you?"
"Brother Ye Lin, you really know how to joke! Being a transvestite is just... a temporary interest, I won't do it for the rest of my life! When I solve the problem on my chest, I will completely return to my true self as a man!"
"I heard from Xiaoqin that when you were in a coma, you once called my name, and the names of other girls - big pervert! Did you ever fantasize about me in the shower? You're a guy with sperm in your head! I treat you as a buddy You actually stabbed someone in the back! If you have the ability, come forward! I'm going to blow your a** off, Ye Lin! Don't think you're so powerful. After one round of *****, I will definitely make you *****, and you won't be able to do it again. !”
I did not fantasize about Pooh when I was taking a shower (although Eunuch Cao liked to masturbate while taking a shower, I usually looked at my own muscles in the mirror and narcissistically). However, as an energetic person, I imagined As an adolescent male with abundant strength, he still had some unhealthy delusions about Pooh's body.
I burst out laughing.
In the middle of her words, she suddenly bit her lip and stopped, "No! I was just taking a shower! I don't have endocrine disorders. I have several pimples in my hair. A senior sister told me that as long as I have sex with a boy, Friends can cure it..."
Hello! You've said everything you shouldn't have said! Analyzing from your words, could it be that you fantasize about me while taking a shower
However, because the initial delusion was caused by Amy's suggestion, the theater in my mind played the scene of myself, Amy, and Winnie having sex. I had no face to admit such a bad thing in front of Winnie.
It's strange. Winnie is not someone who particularly likes to contact me via email. If she has anything to say, she usually says it in person or on the phone. What did she say in the email she sent me
Pooh blew out the air from his mouth and replied: "I will fantasize about it in the shower..."
Vinnie yelled at me.
Seeing me sitting in front of the computer, with the webmail already open on the screen, Pooh suddenly felt like a deflated ball, and managed to hold on to the doorframe to keep from collapsing.
In the middle of her words, she suddenly bit her lip and stopped, "No! I was just taking a shower! I don't have endocrine disorders. I have several pimples in my hair. A senior sister told me that as long as I have sex with a boy, Friends can cure it..."
I did not fantasize about Pooh when I was taking a shower (although Eunuch Cao liked to masturbate while taking a shower, I usually looked at my own muscles in the mirror and narcissistically). However, as an energetic person, I imagined As an adolescent male with abundant strength, he still had some unhealthy delusions about Pooh's body.
"Eh? What's wrong with you?"
In the middle of her words, she suddenly bit her lip and stopped, "No! I was just taking a shower! I don't have endocrine disorders. I have several pimples in my hair. A senior sister told me that as long as I have sex with a boy, Friends can cure it..."
Hello! You've said everything you shouldn't have said! Analyzing from your words, could it be that you fantasize about me while taking a shower
An excerpt from one of them is as follows:
"Eh? What's wrong with you?"
With a click of the mouse, I deleted the letter and emptied the trash. Then I shrugged at Pooh, indicating that I had forgotten about it.
Hello! You've said everything you shouldn't have said! Analyzing from your words, could it be that you fantasize about me while taking a shower
Vinnie yelled at me.
I did not fantasize about Pooh when I was taking a shower (although Eunuch Cao liked to masturbate while taking a shower, I usually looked at my own muscles in the mirror and narcissistically). However, as an energetic person, I imagined As an adolescent male with abundant strength, he still had some unhealthy delusions about Pooh's body.
I suddenly woke up: after entering high school, there are no perverted school rules like the "100 Prohibitions on Intimate Contact between Boys and Girls". This is a private high school, so even campus love can appear openly in front of everyone's eyes.
"That's it! That's it!" Pooh stopped as if he had encountered a serious crisis, "Let's stop saying anything to confuse each other! You are Xiaoqin's boyfriend, even if you are now righteous Brother and sister, we will definitely be together in the future! Don’t do anything to make me feel sorry for Xiaoqin!"
Vinnie yelled at me.
Like me, Winnie is quite muscular and has an athletic figure. Could it be that when she was taking a shower, she associated her own body with mine, and then unknowingly did something other than taking a shower!
The weather was very hot, and it was summer vacation. There were very few students on the boulevard. I could only see a couple wearing Qingzi high school uniforms whispering under the cherry blossom trees.
Like me, Winnie is quite muscular and has an athletic figure. Could it be that when she was taking a shower, she associated her own body with mine, and then unknowingly did something other than taking a shower!
Although the "Happy Valley Abnormal Products Store" died on the way, the "Happy Valley Adult Products Store" has become prosperous under the management of Uncle Huoqiu. Shu Zhe still occasionally works as a "rope model", only showing off Give me an arm and take some partial pictures of stuffed handcuffs to earn some pocket money.
After opening the email out of curiosity, I was so surprised that I couldn't close my mouth.
"Winnie, what's wrong with you? You used to tell me dirty jokes, right? Where did you have the courage to watch pornographic films in an Internet cafe? Didn't you just write an unhealthy email and send it to me accidentally? ! If it was Gong Caicai who sent me this kind of letter, I might have my whole outlook ruined, but it doesn’t matter at all if you send this kind of letter! Even if you send me this kind of letter on purpose, your image in my mind will still be the same. It’s the same as before, nothing has changed!”
Is this... the legendary pornographic email? Text sexual harassment? And it’s a woman versus a man? Why is Pooh so crazy? The whole article is filled with the feeling of wanting to ooxx me!
"Wha, what?" Shu Zhe said in panic, "Brother Ye Lin, if you do such a thing, my sister will not forgive you! Be careful of being shot to death with a shotgun!"
An excerpt from one of them is as follows:
When it comes to sending the wrong email, the reason why Winnie is more generous than before is because she unknowingly exposed her delusion, right? She ate the wrong berries in Cuisong Mountain and blamed me for it. Her skin-to-skin contact with me has exceeded that of everyone else. It seems that it is not particularly difficult to understand that she used me as a target in her adolescent delusions!
"What is it?" Shu Zhe also stood up from the bed and wanted to get closer to the computer to see what was going on, but was glared back by Pooh's fierce gaze.
It turns out that when I was a kid, I wrote some letters for my own entertainment that I would never send out (such as to the person whose home address is in the M87 Nebula). Pooh also wrote random letters to pass the boring time on the subway. I wrote a letter containing some complaints about me and some irresponsible thoughts. I didn’t expect that in today’s world, application software often tries to be clever, causing such high-tech tragedies.
After passing by the ginkgo tree and coming to the purple rhododendron bush, Pooh asked me: "Actually, you haven't fantasized about me while taking a bath, have you? I must have wronged you, right?"
I suddenly thought of a very important question: "Does Shusha still have a shotgun? Didn't your parents sell the house in Dongshan City? She can't hide the shotgun in the school dormitory, right?"
"Really?" Pooh tugged at the lower edge of his shorts. He didn't know what he was thinking, and seemed a little distracted.
In the middle of her words, she suddenly bit her lip and stopped, "No! I was just taking a shower! I don't have endocrine disorders. I have several pimples in my hair. A senior sister told me that as long as I have sex with a boy, Friends can cure it..."
"Sure enough," Pooh puffed up his cheeks like a frog, "You calling my name when you were in a coma and dreaming doesn't prove anything. On the contrary, I am abnormal..."
In order not to embarrass Pooh any more, I took the initiative to admit:
I suddenly thought of a very important question: "Does Shusha still have a shotgun? Didn't your parents sell the house in Dongshan City? She can't hide the shotgun in the school dormitory, right?"
I did not fantasize about Pooh when I was taking a shower (although Eunuch Cao liked to masturbate while taking a shower, I usually looked at my own muscles in the mirror and narcissistically). However, as an energetic person, I imagined As an adolescent male with abundant strength, he still had some unhealthy delusions about Pooh's body.
Although the "Happy Valley Abnormal Products Store" died on the way, the "Happy Valley Adult Products Store" has become prosperous under the management of Uncle Huoqiu. Shu Zhe still occasionally works as a "rope model", only showing off Give me an arm and take some partial pictures of stuffed handcuffs to earn some pocket money.
"What is it?" Shu Zhe also stood up from the bed and wanted to get closer to the computer to see what was going on, but was glared back by Pooh's fierce gaze.
I did not fantasize about Pooh when I was taking a shower (although Eunuch Cao liked to masturbate while taking a shower, I usually looked at my own muscles in the mirror and narcissistically). However, as an energetic person, I imagined As an adolescent male with abundant strength, he still had some unhealthy delusions about Pooh's body.
The United States is the base of all evil capitalist depravity. The total number of transvestites in the United States is not necessarily less than that in Japan. Moreover, because of the average body shape of Europeans and Americans, local transvestites are not as sexy as Asian transvestites, so I think a top-notch transvestite like Shu Zhe can be sold. Good price.
Seeing me sitting in front of the computer, with the webmail already open on the screen, Pooh suddenly felt like a deflated ball, and managed to hold on to the doorframe to keep from collapsing.
"Don't be so embarrassed. I've deleted the email you sent me by mistake. I won't tell anyone the content. In addition, even if you fantasize about a boy while taking a shower, it's not worth being ashamed of. In fact, boys are better than You are much more shameless. When you were in junior high school, every time you lay on the window sill in shorts and looked down, you would attract the attention of many boys. I also watched it secretly, and even deliberately raised my hands when doing gymnastics for the broadcast. The shadow falls on your butt..."
Like me, Winnie is quite muscular and has an athletic figure. Could it be that when she was taking a shower, she associated her own body with mine, and then unknowingly did something other than taking a shower!
With a click of the mouse, I deleted the letter and emptied the trash. Then I shrugged at Pooh, indicating that I had forgotten about it.
With a click of the mouse, I deleted the letter and emptied the trash. Then I shrugged at Pooh, indicating that I had forgotten about it.
"Winnie, what's wrong with you? You used to tell me dirty jokes, right? Where did you have the courage to watch pornographic films in an Internet cafe? Didn't you just write an unhealthy email and send it to me accidentally? ! If it was Gong Caicai who sent me this kind of letter, I might have my whole outlook ruined, but it doesn’t matter at all if you send this kind of letter! Even if you send me this kind of letter on purpose, your image in my mind will still be the same. It’s the same as before, nothing has changed!”
Vinnie yelled at me.
With a click of the mouse, I deleted the letter and emptied the trash. Then I shrugged at Pooh, indicating that I had forgotten about it.
"That's it! That's it!" Pooh stopped as if he had encountered a serious crisis, "Let's stop saying anything to confuse each other! You are Xiaoqin's boyfriend, even if you are now righteous Brother and sister, we will definitely be together in the future! Don’t do anything to make me feel sorry for Xiaoqin!"
When it comes to sending the wrong email, the reason why Winnie is more generous than before is because she unknowingly exposed her delusion, right? She ate the wrong berries in Cuisong Mountain and blamed me for it. Her skin-to-skin contact with me has exceeded that of everyone else. It seems that it is not particularly difficult to understand that she used me as a target in her adolescent delusions!
"Sure enough," Pooh puffed up his cheeks like a frog, "You calling my name when you were in a coma and dreaming doesn't prove anything. On the contrary, I am abnormal..."