So that's the case, no wonder he was so active in running errands just now, it turns out he was asking for something from me.
Damn it, you actually kept me looking at it for so long! Is it really because he looks too much like the squad leader? The curve from the neck to the shoulders is almost exactly the same when viewed from behind!
It suddenly occurred to me that I was determined to support Amy by my own ability, so I would have to make a lot of money. Since Shu Zhe is very talented in making money, I should listen to his opinion.
The second before he peeled off the film, I saw Shu Zhe take out the corset gauze from under the pillow, but after thinking about it for a while, it was of no use, so he just put on a looser white shirt, just like the monitor had worn today. The same one.
Tsk, it’s really inconvenient to live with a transvestite! If it were people like Xiao Ding and Niu Shili, even if they were taking a shower, what would it matter if I suddenly broke in to use the toilet
"Waiting for the inheritance..." Shu Zhe was glared at me hard as soon as he said half a sentence. He had to change his words and said: "It's all up to Brother Ye Lin himself. It will take years and months to earn the first pot of gold! It's better to take advantage of the fact that Amy is not lacking now." Pocket money, borrow some money from her as an upfront investment, whether it is to expand the size of the Happy Valley adult products store or do other things, it is more reliable than being an actor."
After denying taking money from Amy, Shu Zhe was disappointed but not too surprised. He immediately suggested:
"Um...Brother Ye Lin, can you go to the bathroom for a while?" Shu Zhe said with crystal drops of water on his hair and cheeks, "I want to put on my clothes."
I don’t know whether it’s because of shyness or other reasons, but Shu Zhe’s back was turned to me when he was wearing clothes, so I couldn’t see his feminine chest and the only male organ that could prove his gender. If I look directly at those two contradictory things , I’m afraid it will shatter many people’s views, right
I raised my chin and faced Shu Zhe, "If acting fails, do you have any other good suggestions?"
Oh my God! Why do you want me to see the naked body of the transvestite! Why do you want to kill my eyes! Why is there a film on my computer screen that has not been removed? Why is this film so reflective that it can be used as a mirror?
"Brother Ye Lin, I'm not telling you, are you too optimistic?"
There was an abnormal bulge hidden under the white shirt, and a pair of long white jade-like legs were exposed under the mid-waist denim shorts. Everything gave me the illusion that this roommate was not a man.
Then my dog went blind.
Speaking of which, a lot happened today. After I sat down on my bed in dormitory 222, I asked Shu Zhe to use his academy card to buy me some toiletries while blowing on the air conditioner.
Then he took a deep breath, cheered up, and walked to his closet to get some skin care products.
Shu Zhe, you are outrageous! Your waist to hip ratio definitely looks like a girl from behind! Tell you to take antidepressants containing estrogen indiscriminately!
"Are you really not able to peek?" Shu Zhe asked carefully in the middle range of male and female voices.
Shu Zhe had no choice but to take off his bath towel and put on his clothes rustlingly behind my back.
Shu Zhe said "Huh" and turned to me on the computer chair, with a surprised and joyful expression on his face, "Brother Ye Lin, you are enlightened! I was worried that you would be angry, so I didn't dare to tell you!"
"Aren't you afraid of cheating? Is there no one in the boys' dormitory during the summer vacation?"
So I gave Shu Zhe a little reminder that I would work hard to get rid of Ai Shuqiao's control and independently support Amy's ambitions.
For a man, it is a weak figure with no muscles at all, but for a woman, it is a very slim and cute figure.
After listening to what I said, Shu Zhe, who was originally very excited, fell into distress and contemplation.
That night, Xiaoqin and I checked into the Qingzi Academy dormitory. I was in the boys' dormitory 222, and Xiaoqin was in the girls' dormitory 213. We were roommates with Pooh. It seemed that their dormitory numbers were even more tragic than ours.
"Besides Amy, there are other sources of funds. The guy they internally call the 'Holy Infant' of the Cause and Effect Calculation Program of the Scientific Happiness Sect is also very rich! Doesn't she like Ye for some inexplicable reason? Brother Lin! As long as you ask her for money, there's no reason why she won't satisfy you!"
Speaking of which, Shu Zhe takes a really long time to take a bath. I usually take a bath for about ten minutes in the summer, but it takes at least half an hour for him.
"Haha, how could there be no one? It's just that I rarely interact with them," Shu Zhe said while applying skin care oil on his hands, "And now, Brother Ye Lin, you are in the same dormitory with me. If anything happens, Can you take care of me when things happen, right?"
The way he wraps himself in a bath towel is purely that of a woman. His pleading eyes can also be described as "beautiful eyes". His face, which is slightly red due to the water vapor, will definitely make some weak-willed people sell their souls to the road. Western France.
In order to prevent me from continuing to watch, I silently tore off the film on the screen.
Each dormitory in Qingzi High School has a separate bathroom, and the bathing conditions are comparable to those of a three-star hotel. After Shu Zhe helped me buy the toiletries, he said that he was sweating all over and wanted to take a shower first. Go to the toilet early.
Shu Zhe spread his hands and said, "I'm going to bed soon. How uncomfortable it is to sleep with a corset on your chest!"
I have to admit that what Shu Zhe said makes sense. Compared with the 60,000 members of the fan forum of Xu Tianming, the young master of the gym, "Wu Sheng Bar" has only 60 people today. That is the stage name shared by Brother Melancholy and I. This shows that the popularity of both of us combined is so great.
After I ate three bags of Shu Zhe's snack chips and watched two episodes of "Qiang Qiang Threesome" in front of the computer, he slowly walked out wrapped in a bath towel.
It's really strange. Although Shu Zhe is not as anime-illiterate as her sister, he doesn't become particularly obsessed with anime, right? Isn't money the thing that fascinates him most
"It's easy to say!" Shu Zhe said excitedly, "Actually, I've already written it a few days ago! I'm just afraid that you won't be able to lose face, Brother Ye Lin! In fact, she's just a broken computer program. Even if you lied to her, you don't have to bear any conscience. Condemn it?”
"Why are you not optimistic!" Shu Zhe waved his right hand, as if to drive away the childish thoughts in my mind, "Brother Ye Lin, do you want to rely on your income as an actor to support Amy's daily expenses? Why? Maybe! The entertainment industry is so cruel. Many Korean male stars were very popular before they served in the military. However, after two years in the army, not many fans remember them at all! Brother Ye Lin, you have been in bed for nearly two years, right? And you used to Only played a few roles? Do you have any real fans?"
You bastard, do you know that the monitor created by that "broken computer program" is thinking about your safety from across the dimensional wall and hopes you are happy
I thought Shu Zhe would be reluctant to spend money, but he did very well today. He quickly ran to the supermarket downstairs and had nothing to say other than complaining about the heat.
"Nonsense!" I scolded, "Why do I peek if I really want to see it? Can you use all your arms and thighs to withstand one of my right hands? Don't think that Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding are hypocrites, and everyone else is. yes!"
At Xiaoqin's side, there will definitely be Pooh who will help her buy toiletries. I don't have to worry, and if there is any problem, Xiaoqin will contact me on the phone. The total straight-line distance between the male and female dormitories is only 200 meters.
Shu Zhe closed his eyes and expressed his disapproval.
"Hey," I greeted him unceremoniously, "how do you think I can make the first pot of gold to start a company with the resources I have now?"
"Wait a minute," I said, "you usually wear a corset just in case, right? Why don't you wear a corset today?"
"You are all men, just get dressed behind my back! I will definitely not peek at you!"
"This seems to be a good idea!" I said hypocritically with a smile, "You must have been very good at picking up girls when your girlfriend asked you to change. Why don't you write a manuscript for me and teach me how to ask the cause and effect calculation program? Money!"
When Xiaoqin refused to go to school, Pooh never had a roommate, which was quite lonely for her lively nature. Now she happily took Xiaoqin back and promised me that she would be with me during the days when Xiaoqin had painful menstruation. Take good care of her.
"You have been doing this for a long time because you want to profit from it! Either rely on your sister or me. You have neither arms nor legs, and your IQ is higher than the average person. Why can't you rely on yourself!"
"Hmph, why should I take care of you?"
But forget it about Shu Zhe. His breasts have already developed and he is more than 60% effeminate. I really shouldn’t see him in the shower.
I watched the bald Liang Wendao in "The Threesome" discussing the topic of "should we eat dog meat?" and didn't want to leave the computer, so I said angrily:
Shu Zhe quickly got used to my presence. He also turned on his computer and surfed the Internet, but it seemed that his main activity was chatting in an animation group.
"How could it be useless?" Shu Zhe asked anxiously, "I can help Brother Ye Lin spend that money... No! I can help you keep it and invest it for you!"
"Why do you say I'm optimistic?"
And what’s so good about a transvestite’s naked body! I don't have any abnormal desire for you just because you look like the squad leader!
What's more, after dinner in the Gardener's Cottage, I heard that I would be staying on campus tonight, and the monitor specifically told me not to bully her brother.
"Hmm, it turns out that you, military advisor, have helped me write the draft a long time ago! You are really my pillar of support!" I said sarcastically, "But if the cause and effect calculation program repeats its old tricks, let me lie in bed and be a fool. What should I do if I am in a vegetative state? Won’t the money I want be useless?”
I hit Shu Zhe's newly washed hair a few times, making him scream.
It seems that Shu Zhe has long regarded me as a rare commodity with money-making potential. He was just afraid of my scolding, so he never discussed this aspect with me.
"Because I am my sister's brother!" Shu Zhe replied in a long voice deliberately, "And I will run errands for Brother Ye Lin. Didn't I just buy toiletries for Brother Ye Lin?"
"I don't want a money-loving and dishonest brother-in-law like you!"
I shook my head. All of Amy's money now comes from Ai Shuqiao. Borrowing money from Amy is equivalent to borrowing money from Ai Shuqiao. And as an older brother, I should look tall, big, and strong anytime and anywhere. Temperament, how embarrassing it is to reach out to your sister for money!
"I don't have any relatives who are big American capitalists," Shu Zhe muttered, covering his head. "I don't have a sister who is an idol star, and there is no strange artificial intelligence that likes me...Brother Ye Lin, why are you so alienated from me?" What? Judging from my sister, we will probably be in-laws in the future!"