When I woke up the next morning, I happened to see Shu Zhe standing next to my bed with his hands stretched out, as if he was retaliating against me for pinching his nipples last night and wanted to do the same to me. .
Before he finished speaking, Shu Zhe found himself receiving serious looks from Xiao Qin, the squad leader, Pooh and Gong Caicai at the same time. He trembled in fright and almost dropped his chopsticks to the ground.
Before the squad leader said anything, Gong Caicai panicked and said: "Old, tiger!? Is there really a tiger in the back mountain? Why not put it in the zoo! What if it comes down the mountain and eats me and the squad leader? manage?"
Of course, in the end, he didn't dare to take action. Instead, he took a step back because of my threatening gaze.
"Wouldn't it be the same if Pooh gave you a massage?" I asked, "After all, it's more convenient for you both to be girls, right? And you are in the same dormitory, and it's very troublesome for boys to go to the girls' dormitory... "
"Who asked you to bully my brother? You perverted and shameless nymphomaniac! Apologize to me quickly! Otherwise, I will never pay attention to you again!"
Shu Zhe couldn't argue, so I had to shut up. At this time, Xiaoqin and the class monitor called me one after another and asked me if I wanted to have breakfast together. Because Xiaoqin and I hadn't applied for our school cards yet, so we didn't go to the restaurant and still arrived. We went to the monitor's gardener's hut to eat last night's leftovers and brought Shu Zhe with him.
Sitting on my bed, with my head drooped and gradually losing consciousness, I saw Shu Zhe walking over triumphantly.
"That's right! You must apologize to me!" She shouted to me with an exaggerated wave of her hands, "And a normal apology is not enough! You must kneel on the ground and kowtow to me to apologize! And..."
"The farmers nearby said it," Pooh recalled with his chin on his chin. "It is said that more than one person has seen it. We'd better be careful, especially since the squad leader's gardener's cabin is so close to the back mountain. We must be careful not to get caught by a tiger. go."
"Really, really! And Brother Ye Lin, when you first got up in the morning, you looked much better than usual! Hasn't anyone told you before?"
Unlike Shu Zhe, who was wearing pajamas, I always wore only a pair of boxers before getting into bed, no matter in winter or summer. I got out of bed wearing slippers, and my exposed muscles mocked Shu Zhe's weakness mercilessly.
This is not just Shu Zhe's shameless flattery. I discovered a long time ago that within 3 minutes of getting out of bed, when my eyes are half-open, I will change from single eyelids to double eyelids. I do look better than usual at this time, but most people don't have the chance to see me.
"I would rather have classmate Ye Lin give me a massage╯﹏╰" Xiaoqin said coquettishly.
"The farmers nearby said it," Pooh recalled with his chin on his chin. "It is said that more than one person has seen it. We'd better be careful, especially since the squad leader's gardener's cabin is so close to the back mountain. We must be careful not to get caught by a tiger. go."
"Tiger will not easily enter human territory," the squad leader said calmly. "Although there are some deep dense forests in the back mountains, there have been legends about tigers for several years, and I have not heard of any records of harming people. I am really worried about tigers. If so, as long as you don’t go to the back mountain, you’ll be fine if you stay on campus.”
My main activity today is still sitting in dormitory 222, asking Shu Zhe about the details of Qingzi High School, and seeing if I can lay a good foundation for my father to come to teach.
"Brother Ye Lin, you're up." Shu Zhe put his hands behind his back and hurriedly said, "I thought your sheets were about to fall off, so I had to cover you up!"
"No need," a drop of sweat ran down the monitor's forehead, "Tiger won't know Wu Song."
"Hey! We are a northern city. Even if there are tigers, they cannot be South China tigers! Who said they have seen South China tigers? Another Zhou Zhenglong?"
In fact, what the monitor really wants to say is: the tiger will not recognize the Wu Song you drew, and not only the tiger will not recognize it, but other humans will not be able to recognize it either! If you draw it and stick it on the door, not only will it not ward off evil spirits, but it may actually give Gong Caicai nightmares all night long!
"How about I draw a Wu Song and stick it on the door of the gardener's cabin to ward off evil spirits for you?" Xiao Qin kindly suggested.
Before he finished speaking, Shu Zhe found himself receiving serious looks from Xiao Qin, the squad leader, Pooh and Gong Caicai at the same time. He trembled in fright and almost dropped his chopsticks to the ground.
“…”
"How about I draw a Wu Song and stick it on the door of the gardener's cabin to ward off evil spirits for you?" Xiao Qin kindly suggested.
"Did you know? Half a year ago, someone said that they saw a South China tiger on the mountain behind the school!"
"Snapped!"
"Really, really! And Brother Ye Lin, when you first got up in the morning, you looked much better than usual! Hasn't anyone told you before?"
When I woke up the next morning, I happened to see Shu Zhe standing next to my bed with his hands stretched out, as if he was retaliating against me for pinching his nipples last night and wanted to do the same to me. .
Sitting on my bed, with my head drooped and gradually losing consciousness, I saw Shu Zhe walking over triumphantly.
Ever since I heard that there are tigers in the back mountains, I have had the desire to explore. Although I don't plan to be a modern Wusong, it would be very majestic if I could take photos of wild tigers.
"Are you still in the habit of sleeping last night?" the squad leader asked me at the dinner table, "Is there anything uncomfortable with you and Xiaozhe being together?"
Before he finished speaking, Shu Zhe found himself receiving serious looks from Xiao Qin, the squad leader, Pooh and Gong Caicai at the same time. He trembled in fright and almost dropped his chopsticks to the ground.
Shu Zhe was frightened by me, so he sat on his bed and looked away from me.
This is not just Shu Zhe's shameless flattery. I discovered a long time ago that within 3 minutes of getting out of bed, when my eyes are half-open, I will change from single eyelids to double eyelids. I do look better than usual at this time, but most people don't have the chance to see me.
"Are you still in the habit of sleeping last night?" the squad leader asked me at the dinner table, "Is there anything uncomfortable with you and Xiaozhe being together?"
"I... I can't do it." Shu Zhe complained, "Brother Ye Lin, you clearly know that I can't do it."
"Did you know? Half a year ago, someone said that they saw a South China tiger on the mountain behind the school!"
"Humph, don't think I didn't see it," I said to Shu Zhe when I came back after going to the bathroom to pee. "You want to take advantage of me while I'm awake to take revenge for what I did to you last night? I'm right now Here, if you have the ability, come forward!"
"You still have to lick my feet! You have to admit your mistake while licking my feet! And from now on, you have to respect my brother as I do, you know!"
Shu Zhe had a loss of appetite and couldn't move his chopsticks after eating only a little. He complained: "Since Brother Ye Lin and Sister Wei Ni both grind your teeth, you might as well sleep in the same dormitory..."
Shu Zhe behaved very obediently, as if he no longer held any grudge against my abuse of him last night. He even ran errands many times to buy me drinks and snacks. He was truly a born traitor.
Of course, in the end, he didn't dare to take action. Instead, he took a step back because of my threatening gaze.
Wearing only boxers and slippers, I stood in front of Shu Zhe and patted Sparta's strong chest.
Unlike Shu Zhe, who was wearing pajamas, I always wore only a pair of boxers before getting into bed, no matter in winter or summer. I got out of bed wearing slippers, and my exposed muscles mocked Shu Zhe's weakness mercilessly.
"Brother Ye Lin is not that quiet," Shu Zhe complained. "He grinded his teeth in the middle of the night and laughed sinisterly for a while. Who knows what strange dreams he had..."
Wearing the school uniform skirt of Qingzi High School, with ebony-like long hair reaching her waist, her face is full of seriousness - isn't this the monitor? It's really easy for girls to come to the boys' dormitory.
Shu Zhe was frightened by me, so he sat on his bed and looked away from me.
I don’t know how long it took, maybe half an hour or an hour, but I heard the sound of the door of dormitory 222 opening and closing, and then a tall girl walked straight in.
"What's too much?" I said arrogantly, "This is a boys' dormitory. In theory, it's only natural that I don't wear clothes! If you don't accept it, you can dress as coolly as I do!"
I reached out directly, pinched Shu Zhe's nipple through his shirt, and pinched it harder than last night, making him scream in pain.
"Who asked you to bully my brother? You perverted and shameless nymphomaniac! Apologize to me quickly! Otherwise, I will never pay attention to you again!"
“…”
Before the squad leader said anything, Gong Caicai panicked and said: "Old, tiger!? Is there really a tiger in the back mountain? Why not put it in the zoo! What if it comes down the mountain and eats me and the squad leader? manage?"
"Brother Ye Lin, please put on some clothes. It's too..."
"Why should I apologize to you?" I asked with a frown.
"Brother Ye Lin is not that quiet," Shu Zhe complained. "He grinded his teeth in the middle of the night and laughed sinisterly for a while. Who knows what strange dreams he had..."
"Did you know? Half a year ago, someone said that they saw a South China tiger on the mountain behind the school!"
I was completely stunned. I covered my face in disbelief and looked at the long-haired girl in front of me. She said angrily:
"What's wrong? Are you kidding! Why are you so serious!" Shu Zhe didn't understand what went wrong.
When Shu Zhe reminded me, I remembered that last night I seemed to have had a dream in which I turned into a werewolf, and Amy turned into a vampire, and the two of us were wreaking havoc on the world.
My main activity today is still sitting in dormitory 222, asking Shu Zhe about the details of Qingzi High School, and seeing if I can lay a good foundation for my father to come to teach.
The time now is 8:30 in the morning, and Amy is still lying in bed. She seems to be trying to make up for the lack of sleep every day in the entertainment industry. Now she never gets up until 10 o'clock every day.
"What's too much?" I said arrogantly, "This is a boys' dormitory. In theory, it's only natural that I don't wear clothes! If you don't accept it, you can dress as coolly as I do!"
She took off her shoes and put one of her toes wrapped in black stockings on the head of my bed.
Sitting on my bed, with my head drooped and gradually losing consciousness, I saw Shu Zhe walking over triumphantly.
However, at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, I was surprised to find that my brain had become sluggish and my words were a bit tongue-tied - I seemed to be drunk.
"Shut up!" I yelled, "Do you think I'm willing to do that kind of thing! I had no choice but to do it to you! Who wants to touch your transvestite's body? It doesn't matter if you have to pay for the medical expenses, it will be an advantage for you!"
"Shut up!" I yelled, "Do you think I'm willing to do that kind of thing! I had no choice but to do it to you! Who wants to touch your transvestite's body? It doesn't matter if you have to pay for the medical expenses, it will be an advantage for you!"
Shu Zhe couldn't argue, so I had to shut up. At this time, Xiaoqin and the class monitor called me one after another and asked me if I wanted to have breakfast together. Because Xiaoqin and I hadn't applied for our school cards yet, so we didn't go to the restaurant and still arrived. We went to the monitor's gardener's hut to eat last night's leftovers and brought Shu Zhe with him.
"I... I can't do it." Shu Zhe complained, "Brother Ye Lin, you clearly know that I can't do it."
"What's too much?" I said arrogantly, "This is a boys' dormitory. In theory, it's only natural that I don't wear clothes! If you don't accept it, you can dress as coolly as I do!"
However, I did not take action immediately. After all, wild tigers are still very dangerous, and whether they exist is still unknown.
In fact, I just said it verbally. Shu Zhe's physique would be mistaken for a girl if he only exposed his upper body. If he was like me and swayed back and forth wearing only a pair of underwear, it would be very detrimental to my physical and mental health.
Before the squad leader said anything, Gong Caicai panicked and said: "Old, tiger!? Is there really a tiger in the back mountain? Why not put it in the zoo! What if it comes down the mountain and eats me and the squad leader? manage?"
In fact, I just said it verbally. Shu Zhe's physique would be mistaken for a girl if he only exposed his upper body. If he was like me and swayed back and forth wearing only a pair of underwear, it would be very detrimental to my physical and mental health.
"Brother Ye Lin, you're up." Shu Zhe put his hands behind his back and hurriedly said, "I thought your sheets were about to fall off, so I had to cover you up!"
Ever since I heard that there are tigers in the back mountains, I have had the desire to explore. Although I don't plan to be a modern Wusong, it would be very majestic if I could take photos of wild tigers.
"Brother Ye Lin, please put on some clothes. It's too..."
"The farmers nearby said it," Pooh recalled with his chin on his chin. "It is said that more than one person has seen it. We'd better be careful, especially since the squad leader's gardener's cabin is so close to the back mountain. We must be careful not to get caught by a tiger. go."
"I would rather have classmate Ye Lin give me a massage╯﹏╰" Xiaoqin said coquettishly.
"I slept quite peacefully," I answered truthfully, "Shu Zhe was quite peaceful when he fell asleep."
Unlike Shu Zhe, who was wearing pajamas, I always wore only a pair of boxers before getting into bed, no matter in winter or summer. I got out of bed wearing slippers, and my exposed muscles mocked Shu Zhe's weakness mercilessly.
"Anyway, this way Tang Jiang won't come looking for Xiaohong again, right? You'll finally have one less trouble." I said, "But he still hates me. I accept it on your behalf. You can give me this kindness." I’ll remember it well, you know?”
"How about I draw a Wu Song and stick it on the door of the gardener's cabin to ward off evil spirits for you?" Xiao Qin kindly suggested.
"No need," a drop of sweat ran down the monitor's forehead, "Tiger won't know Wu Song."
"Pooh also grinds his teeth at night," Xiao Qin said not too energetically, "It seems like there is a big mouse in the house."
Because Xiaoqin was still having menstrual cramps, so she wasn't very energetic, so Pooh helped her massage her lower back to relieve the pain.
"Favour?" Shu Zhe turned to me on the bed with dissatisfaction, "Brother Ye Lin, you pinched me so hard that I almost died from the pain, and you also forced me to say a lot of embarrassing things. I was addicted to both hands and mouth. Well, isn’t it a matter of course to eliminate some trouble for me?”
She took off her shoes and put one of her toes wrapped in black stockings on the head of my bed.
Ever since I heard that there are tigers in the back mountains, I have had the desire to explore. Although I don't plan to be a modern Wusong, it would be very majestic if I could take photos of wild tigers.
"Shut up!" I yelled, "Do you think I'm willing to do that kind of thing! I had no choice but to do it to you! Who wants to touch your transvestite's body? It doesn't matter if you have to pay for the medical expenses, it will be an advantage for you!"
“…”
Shu Zhe couldn't argue, so I had to shut up. At this time, Xiaoqin and the class monitor called me one after another and asked me if I wanted to have breakfast together. Because Xiaoqin and I hadn't applied for our school cards yet, so we didn't go to the restaurant and still arrived. We went to the monitor's gardener's hut to eat last night's leftovers and brought Shu Zhe with him.
When I woke up the next morning, I happened to see Shu Zhe standing next to my bed with his hands stretched out, as if he was retaliating against me for pinching his nipples last night and wanted to do the same to me. .
I sat up from the bed in a daze. Before I could say a word, I was suddenly slapped by the monitor!
"Brother Ye Lin, you are so outrageous!" Shu Zhe raised his voice angrily, "If I let Fan Chuan or my uncle pinch me, they would at least buy me a new mobile phone!"
"Brother Ye Lin, you are so outrageous!" Shu Zhe raised his voice angrily, "If I let Fan Chuan or my uncle pinch me, they would at least buy me a new mobile phone!"
I sat up from the bed in a daze. Before I could say a word, I was suddenly slapped by the monitor!
"Wouldn't it be the same if Pooh gave you a massage?" I asked, "After all, it's more convenient for you both to be girls, right? And you are in the same dormitory, and it's very troublesome for boys to go to the girls' dormitory... "
joke! The good guy mode is not the retarded mode! Do you think you can make me apologize after getting me drunk? Beautiful thought! Not to mention that the alcohol is not all on me yet, even if I am completely drunk, I will not bow to you! As a good guy, I still despise you!
I reached out directly, pinched Shu Zhe's nipple through his shirt, and pinched it harder than last night, making him scream in pain.
Shu Zhe couldn't argue, so I had to shut up. At this time, Xiaoqin and the class monitor called me one after another and asked me if I wanted to have breakfast together. Because Xiaoqin and I hadn't applied for our school cards yet, so we didn't go to the restaurant and still arrived. We went to the monitor's gardener's hut to eat last night's leftovers and brought Shu Zhe with him.
"I slept quite peacefully," I answered truthfully, "Shu Zhe was quite peaceful when he fell asleep."
"Then let them pinch it!" My voice was louder than Shu Zhe's, "By the way, let them pop your anus! I won't buy you a new phone anyway! I still use Xiaoqin. My old mobile phone!"
Wearing the school uniform skirt of Qingzi High School, with ebony-like long hair reaching her waist, her face is full of seriousness - isn't this the monitor? It's really easy for girls to come to the boys' dormitory.
Wearing only boxers and slippers, I stood in front of Shu Zhe and patted Sparta's strong chest.
"Who asked you to bully my brother? You perverted and shameless nymphomaniac! Apologize to me quickly! Otherwise, I will never pay attention to you again!"
"Brother Ye Lin, please put on some clothes. It's too..."
Unlike Shu Zhe, who was wearing pajamas, I always wore only a pair of boxers before getting into bed, no matter in winter or summer. I got out of bed wearing slippers, and my exposed muscles mocked Shu Zhe's weakness mercilessly.
"The farmers nearby said it," Pooh recalled with his chin on his chin. "It is said that more than one person has seen it. We'd better be careful, especially since the squad leader's gardener's cabin is so close to the back mountain. We must be careful not to get caught by a tiger. go."
"You still have to lick my feet! You have to admit your mistake while licking my feet! And from now on, you have to respect my brother as I do, you know!"
"I would rather have classmate Ye Lin give me a massage╯﹏╰" Xiaoqin said coquettishly.
Shu Zhe couldn't argue, so I had to shut up. At this time, Xiaoqin and the class monitor called me one after another and asked me if I wanted to have breakfast together. Because Xiaoqin and I hadn't applied for our school cards yet, so we didn't go to the restaurant and still arrived. We went to the monitor's gardener's hut to eat last night's leftovers and brought Shu Zhe with him.
"You, bastard! You did this to me!" After Shu Zhe, who was crying in pain, escaped from my clutches, he immediately rushed to the bathroom and didn't know what to do. I also fell on the bed because of the gradual sleepiness caused by alcohol. Fell asleep.
Wearing the school uniform skirt of Qingzi High School, with ebony-like long hair reaching her waist, her face is full of seriousness - isn't this the monitor? It's really easy for girls to come to the boys' dormitory.
"That's right! You must apologize to me!" She shouted to me with an exaggerated wave of her hands, "And a normal apology is not enough! You must kneel on the ground and kowtow to me to apologize! And..."
"Brother Ye Lin is not that quiet," Shu Zhe complained. "He grinded his teeth in the middle of the night and laughed sinisterly for a while. Who knows what strange dreams he had..."
"Are you still in the habit of sleeping last night?" the squad leader asked me at the dinner table, "Is there anything uncomfortable with you and Xiaozhe being together?"
"Who is the big mouse!" Pooh slapped the table and said, "I just dreamed of a lot of delicious food! If you don't eat it quickly, what should you do if you wake up before eating?"
Xiaoqin shook her head, "There won't be such a good thing... No, I mean the chance of this happening is very low. I won't have such expectations."
"Brother Ye Lin, apologize to me!" Shu Zhe stood in front of me with a hypocritical smile on his face, his arms folded across his chest.
"I slept quite peacefully," I answered truthfully, "Shu Zhe was quite peaceful when he fell asleep."
"Brother Ye Lin, you're up." Shu Zhe put his hands behind his back and hurriedly said, "I thought your sheets were about to fall off, so I had to cover you up!"
My main activity today is still sitting in dormitory 222, asking Shu Zhe about the details of Qingzi High School, and seeing if I can lay a good foundation for my father to come to teach.
However, Pooh changed the topic in time.
Unlike Shu Zhe, who was wearing pajamas, I always wore only a pair of boxers before getting into bed, no matter in winter or summer. I got out of bed wearing slippers, and my exposed muscles mocked Shu Zhe's weakness mercilessly.
"Because you went too far last night!" Shu Zhe curled his lips and said, "I heard that as long as you get drunk, you will become a good man. You should be able to apologize to me honestly now, right? Come on, repeat what I said. —Sir Shu Zhe, I was wrong, I won’t dare to do it again next time!!!!”
Because Xiaoqin was still having menstrual cramps, so she wasn't very energetic, so Pooh helped her massage her lower back to relieve the pain.
"Brother Ye Lin is not that quiet," Shu Zhe complained. "He grinded his teeth in the middle of the night and laughed sinisterly for a while. Who knows what strange dreams he had..."
"Hey! We are a northern city. Even if there are tigers, they cannot be South China tigers! Who said they have seen South China tigers? Another Zhou Zhenglong?"
I was completely stunned. I covered my face in disbelief and looked at the long-haired girl in front of me. She said angrily:
"What's wrong? Are you kidding! Why are you so serious!" Shu Zhe didn't understand what went wrong.
When Shu Zhe reminded me, I remembered that last night I seemed to have had a dream in which I turned into a werewolf, and Amy turned into a vampire, and the two of us were wreaking havoc on the world.
"Brother Ye Lin is not that quiet," Shu Zhe complained. "He grinded his teeth in the middle of the night and laughed sinisterly for a while. Who knows what strange dreams he had..."
Of course, in the end, he didn't dare to take action. Instead, he took a step back because of my threatening gaze.
"Shut up!" I yelled, "Do you think I'm willing to do that kind of thing! I had no choice but to do it to you! Who wants to touch your transvestite's body? It doesn't matter if you have to pay for the medical expenses, it will be an advantage for you!"
"Did you know? Half a year ago, someone said that they saw a South China tiger on the mountain behind the school!"
"What's too much?" I said arrogantly, "This is a boys' dormitory. In theory, it's only natural that I don't wear clothes! If you don't accept it, you can dress as coolly as I do!"
"Apologise?" I was gradually getting drunk, but my thinking ability had not yet returned to normal.
However, at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, I was surprised to find that my brain had become sluggish and my words were a bit tongue-tied - I seemed to be drunk.
The time now is 8:30 in the morning, and Amy is still lying in bed. She seems to be trying to make up for the lack of sleep every day in the entertainment industry. Now she never gets up until 10 o'clock every day.
"Then let them pinch it!" My voice was louder than Shu Zhe's, "By the way, let them pop your anus! I won't buy you a new phone anyway! I still use Xiaoqin. My old mobile phone!"
Of course, in the end, he didn't dare to take action. Instead, he took a step back because of my threatening gaze.
"Pooh also grinds his teeth at night," Xiao Qin said not too energetically, "It seems like there is a big mouse in the house."
My main activity today is still sitting in dormitory 222, asking Shu Zhe about the details of Qingzi High School, and seeing if I can lay a good foundation for my father to come to teach.
I sat up from the bed in a daze. Before I could say a word, I was suddenly slapped by the monitor!
"Brother Ye Lin, you are so outrageous!" Shu Zhe raised his voice angrily, "If I let Fan Chuan or my uncle pinch me, they would at least buy me a new mobile phone!"
Sitting on my bed, with my head drooped and gradually losing consciousness, I saw Shu Zhe walking over triumphantly.
"Who is the big mouse!" Pooh slapped the table and said, "I just dreamed of a lot of delicious food! If you don't eat it quickly, what should you do if you wake up before eating?"
Sitting on my bed, with my head drooped and gradually losing consciousness, I saw Shu Zhe walking over triumphantly.
"Brother Ye Lin, apologize to me!" Shu Zhe stood in front of me with a hypocritical smile on his face, his arms folded across his chest.
"I slept quite peacefully," I answered truthfully, "Shu Zhe was quite peaceful when he fell asleep."
"You, bastard! You did this to me!" After Shu Zhe, who was crying in pain, escaped from my clutches, he immediately rushed to the bathroom and didn't know what to do. I also fell on the bed because of the gradual sleepiness caused by alcohol. Fell asleep.
This is not just Shu Zhe's shameless flattery. I discovered a long time ago that within 3 minutes of getting out of bed, when my eyes are half-open, I will change from single eyelids to double eyelids. I do look better than usual at this time, but most people don't have the chance to see me.
Shu Zhe had a loss of appetite and couldn't move his chopsticks after eating only a little. He complained: "Since Brother Ye Lin and Sister Wei Ni both grind your teeth, you might as well sleep in the same dormitory..."
I sat up from the bed in a daze. Before I could say a word, I was suddenly slapped by the monitor!
"The farmers nearby said it," Pooh recalled with his chin on his chin. "It is said that more than one person has seen it. We'd better be careful, especially since the squad leader's gardener's cabin is so close to the back mountain. We must be careful not to get caught by a tiger. go."
Ever since I heard that there are tigers in the back mountains, I have had the desire to explore. Although I don't plan to be a modern Wusong, it would be very majestic if I could take photos of wild tigers.
Shu Zhe had a loss of appetite and couldn't move his chopsticks after eating only a little. He complained: "Since Brother Ye Lin and Sister Wei Ni both grind your teeth, you might as well sleep in the same dormitory..."
Before he finished speaking, Shu Zhe found himself receiving serious looks from Xiao Qin, the squad leader, Pooh and Gong Caicai at the same time. He trembled in fright and almost dropped his chopsticks to the ground.
When Shu Zhe reminded me, I remembered that last night I seemed to have had a dream in which I turned into a werewolf, and Amy turned into a vampire, and the two of us were wreaking havoc on the world.
Before he finished speaking, Shu Zhe found himself receiving serious looks from Xiao Qin, the squad leader, Pooh and Gong Caicai at the same time. He trembled in fright and almost dropped his chopsticks to the ground.
"Apologise?" I was gradually getting drunk, but my thinking ability had not yet returned to normal.
"Apologise?" I was gradually getting drunk, but my thinking ability had not yet returned to normal.
"What's wrong? Are you kidding! Why are you so serious!" Shu Zhe didn't understand what went wrong.
"What's wrong? Are you kidding! Why are you so serious!" Shu Zhe didn't understand what went wrong.
"Did you know? Half a year ago, someone said that they saw a South China tiger on the mountain behind the school!"
The time now is 8:30 in the morning, and Amy is still lying in bed. She seems to be trying to make up for the lack of sleep every day in the entertainment industry. Now she never gets up until 10 o'clock every day.
"How about I draw a Wu Song and stick it on the door of the gardener's cabin to ward off evil spirits for you?" Xiao Qin kindly suggested.
I almost spit out a mouthful of spinach and egg drop soup.
"Pooh also grinds his teeth at night," Xiao Qin said not too energetically, "It seems like there is a big mouse in the house."
However, Pooh changed the topic in time.
But I didn’t drink! Could it be... Could it be that the drink Shu Zhe brought me was mixed with a trace amount of alcohol, which added up to making me drunk? Why would he do this? What is his purpose for doing this
joke! The good guy mode is not the retarded mode! Do you think you can make me apologize after getting me drunk? Beautiful thought! Not to mention that the alcohol is not all on me yet, even if I am completely drunk, I will not bow to you! As a good guy, I still despise you!
"Brother Ye Lin, apologize to me!" Shu Zhe stood in front of me with a hypocritical smile on his face, his arms folded across his chest.
Shu Zhe was frightened by me, so he sat on his bed and looked away from me.
"Apologise?" I was gradually getting drunk, but my thinking ability had not yet returned to normal.
"Did you know? Half a year ago, someone said that they saw a South China tiger on the mountain behind the school!"
"Did you know? Half a year ago, someone said that they saw a South China tiger on the mountain behind the school!"
Of course, in the end, he didn't dare to take action. Instead, he took a step back because of my threatening gaze.
I almost spit out a mouthful of spinach and egg drop soup.
"Favour?" Shu Zhe turned to me on the bed with dissatisfaction, "Brother Ye Lin, you pinched me so hard that I almost died from the pain, and you also forced me to say a lot of embarrassing things. I was addicted to both hands and mouth. Well, isn’t it a matter of course to eliminate some trouble for me?”
"Brother Ye Lin, please put on some clothes. It's too..."
I sat up from the bed in a daze. Before I could say a word, I was suddenly slapped by the monitor!
"Apologise?" I was gradually getting drunk, but my thinking ability had not yet returned to normal.
"Are you still in the habit of sleeping last night?" the squad leader asked me at the dinner table, "Is there anything uncomfortable with you and Xiaozhe being together?"
"Brother Ye Lin is not that quiet," Shu Zhe complained. "He grinded his teeth in the middle of the night and laughed sinisterly for a while. Who knows what strange dreams he had..."
"Humph, don't think I didn't see it," I said to Shu Zhe when I came back after going to the bathroom to pee. "You want to take advantage of me while I'm awake to take revenge for what I did to you last night? I'm right now Here, if you have the ability, come forward!"
Before he finished speaking, Shu Zhe found himself receiving serious looks from Xiao Qin, the squad leader, Pooh and Gong Caicai at the same time. He trembled in fright and almost dropped his chopsticks to the ground.
"Hey! We are a northern city. Even if there are tigers, they cannot be South China tigers! Who said they have seen South China tigers? Another Zhou Zhenglong?"
This is not just Shu Zhe's shameless flattery. I discovered a long time ago that within 3 minutes of getting out of bed, when my eyes are half-open, I will change from single eyelids to double eyelids. I do look better than usual at this time, but most people don't have the chance to see me.
Shu Zhe was frightened by me, so he sat on his bed and looked away from me.
"The farmers nearby said it," Pooh recalled with his chin on his chin. "It is said that more than one person has seen it. We'd better be careful, especially since the squad leader's gardener's cabin is so close to the back mountain. We must be careful not to get caught by a tiger. go."
Sitting on my bed, with my head drooped and gradually losing consciousness, I saw Shu Zhe walking over triumphantly.
joke! The good guy mode is not the retarded mode! Do you think you can make me apologize after getting me drunk? Beautiful thought! Not to mention that the alcohol is not all on me yet, even if I am completely drunk, I will not bow to you! As a good guy, I still despise you!
"Brother Ye Lin, you are so outrageous!" Shu Zhe raised his voice angrily, "If I let Fan Chuan or my uncle pinch me, they would at least buy me a new mobile phone!"
"Favour?" Shu Zhe turned to me on the bed with dissatisfaction, "Brother Ye Lin, you pinched me so hard that I almost died from the pain, and you also forced me to say a lot of embarrassing things. I was addicted to both hands and mouth. Well, isn’t it a matter of course to eliminate some trouble for me?”
"I slept quite peacefully," I answered truthfully, "Shu Zhe was quite peaceful when he fell asleep."
"Brother Ye Lin is not that quiet," Shu Zhe complained. "He grinded his teeth in the middle of the night and laughed sinisterly for a while. Who knows what strange dreams he had..."
"Shut up!" I yelled, "Do you think I'm willing to do that kind of thing! I had no choice but to do it to you! Who wants to touch your transvestite's body? It doesn't matter if you have to pay for the medical expenses, it will be an advantage for you!"
Before the squad leader said anything, Gong Caicai panicked and said: "Old, tiger!? Is there really a tiger in the back mountain? Why not put it in the zoo! What if it comes down the mountain and eats me and the squad leader? manage?"
Wearing the school uniform skirt of Qingzi High School, with ebony-like long hair reaching her waist, her face is full of seriousness - isn't this the monitor? It's really easy for girls to come to the boys' dormitory.
In fact, I just said it verbally. Shu Zhe's physique would be mistaken for a girl if he only exposed his upper body. If he was like me and swayed back and forth wearing only a pair of underwear, it would be very detrimental to my physical and mental health.
Xiaoqin shook her head, "There won't be such a good thing... No, I mean the chance of this happening is very low. I won't have such expectations."
But I didn’t drink! Could it be... Could it be that the drink Shu Zhe brought me was mixed with a trace amount of alcohol, which added up to making me drunk? Why would he do this? What is his purpose for doing this
"Favour?" Shu Zhe turned to me on the bed with dissatisfaction, "Brother Ye Lin, you pinched me so hard that I almost died from the pain, and you also forced me to say a lot of embarrassing things. I was addicted to both hands and mouth. Well, isn’t it a matter of course to eliminate some trouble for me?”
"Hey! We are a northern city. Even if there are tigers, they cannot be South China tigers! Who said they have seen South China tigers? Another Zhou Zhenglong?"
"Tiger will not easily enter human territory," the squad leader said calmly. "Although there are some deep dense forests in the back mountains, there have been legends about tigers for several years, and I have not heard of any records of harming people. I am really worried about tigers. If so, as long as you don’t go to the back mountain, you’ll be fine if you stay on campus.”
Shu Zhe was frightened by me, so he sat on his bed and looked away from me.
"Snapped!"
joke! The good guy mode is not the retarded mode! Do you think you can make me apologize after getting me drunk? Beautiful thought! Not to mention that the alcohol is not all on me yet, even if I am completely drunk, I will not bow to you! As a good guy, I still despise you!
"Snapped!"
I reached out directly, pinched Shu Zhe's nipple through his shirt, and pinched it harder than last night, making him scream in pain.
"Brother Ye Lin is not that quiet," Shu Zhe complained. "He grinded his teeth in the middle of the night and laughed sinisterly for a while. Who knows what strange dreams he had..."
"How about I draw a Wu Song and stick it on the door of the gardener's cabin to ward off evil spirits for you?" Xiao Qin kindly suggested.
"I slept quite peacefully," I answered truthfully, "Shu Zhe was quite peaceful when he fell asleep."
Before the squad leader said anything, Gong Caicai panicked and said: "Old, tiger!? Is there really a tiger in the back mountain? Why not put it in the zoo! What if it comes down the mountain and eats me and the squad leader? manage?"
"Who asked you to bully my brother? You perverted and shameless nymphomaniac! Apologize to me quickly! Otherwise, I will never pay attention to you again!"
"The farmers nearby said it," Pooh recalled with his chin on his chin. "It is said that more than one person has seen it. We'd better be careful, especially since the squad leader's gardener's cabin is so close to the back mountain. We must be careful not to get caught by a tiger. go."
"Hey! We are a northern city. Even if there are tigers, they cannot be South China tigers! Who said they have seen South China tigers? Another Zhou Zhenglong?"
"Because you went too far last night!" Shu Zhe curled his lips and said, "I heard that as long as you get drunk, you will become a good man. You should be able to apologize to me honestly now, right? Come on, repeat what I said. —Sir Shu Zhe, I was wrong, I won’t dare to do it again next time!!!!”
"Did you know? Half a year ago, someone said that they saw a South China tiger on the mountain behind the school!"
"No need," a drop of sweat ran down the monitor's forehead, "Tiger won't know Wu Song."
Before he finished speaking, Shu Zhe found himself receiving serious looks from Xiao Qin, the squad leader, Pooh and Gong Caicai at the same time. He trembled in fright and almost dropped his chopsticks to the ground.
Shu Zhe behaved very obediently, as if he no longer held any grudge against my abuse of him last night. He even ran errands many times to buy me drinks and snacks. He was truly a born traitor.
In fact, what the monitor really wants to say is: the tiger will not recognize the Wu Song you drew, and not only the tiger will not recognize it, but other humans will not be able to recognize it either! If you draw it and stick it on the door, not only will it not ward off evil spirits, but it may actually give Gong Caicai nightmares all night long!
Of course, in the end, he didn't dare to take action. Instead, he took a step back because of my threatening gaze.
This is not just Shu Zhe's shameless flattery. I discovered a long time ago that within 3 minutes of getting out of bed, when my eyes are half-open, I will change from single eyelids to double eyelids. I do look better than usual at this time, but most people don't have the chance to see me.
"Because you went too far last night!" Shu Zhe curled his lips and said, "I heard that as long as you get drunk, you will become a good man. You should be able to apologize to me honestly now, right? Come on, repeat what I said. —Sir Shu Zhe, I was wrong, I won’t dare to do it again next time!!!!”
Because Xiaoqin was still having menstrual cramps, so she wasn't very energetic, so Pooh helped her massage her lower back to relieve the pain.
Of course, in the end, he didn't dare to take action. Instead, he took a step back because of my threatening gaze.
"Pooh also grinds his teeth at night," Xiao Qin said not too energetically, "It seems like there is a big mouse in the house."
I was completely stunned. I covered my face in disbelief and looked at the long-haired girl in front of me. She said angrily:
"You, bastard! You did this to me!" After Shu Zhe, who was crying in pain, escaped from my clutches, he immediately rushed to the bathroom and didn't know what to do. I also fell on the bed because of the gradual sleepiness caused by alcohol. Fell asleep.
"I would rather have classmate Ye Lin give me a massage╯﹏╰" Xiaoqin said coquettishly.
"Are you still in the habit of sleeping last night?" the squad leader asked me at the dinner table, "Is there anything uncomfortable with you and Xiaozhe being together?"
"Who asked you to bully my brother? You perverted and shameless nymphomaniac! Apologize to me quickly! Otherwise, I will never pay attention to you again!"
But I didn’t drink! Could it be... Could it be that the drink Shu Zhe brought me was mixed with a trace amount of alcohol, which added up to making me drunk? Why would he do this? What is his purpose for doing this
"Wouldn't it be the same if Pooh gave you a massage?" I asked, "After all, it's more convenient for you both to be girls, right? And you are in the same dormitory, and it's very troublesome for boys to go to the girls' dormitory... "
"Apologise?" I was gradually getting drunk, but my thinking ability had not yet returned to normal.
This is not just Shu Zhe's shameless flattery. I discovered a long time ago that within 3 minutes of getting out of bed, when my eyes are half-open, I will change from single eyelids to double eyelids. I do look better than usual at this time, but most people don't have the chance to see me.
"Who is the big mouse!" Pooh slapped the table and said, "I just dreamed of a lot of delicious food! If you don't eat it quickly, what should you do if you wake up before eating?"
Ever since I heard that there are tigers in the back mountains, I have had the desire to explore. Although I don't plan to be a modern Wusong, it would be very majestic if I could take photos of wild tigers.
This is not just Shu Zhe's shameless flattery. I discovered a long time ago that within 3 minutes of getting out of bed, when my eyes are half-open, I will change from single eyelids to double eyelids. I do look better than usual at this time, but most people don't have the chance to see me.
However, Pooh changed the topic in time.
In fact, I just said it verbally. Shu Zhe's physique would be mistaken for a girl if he only exposed his upper body. If he was like me and swayed back and forth wearing only a pair of underwear, it would be very detrimental to my physical and mental health.
Unlike Shu Zhe, who was wearing pajamas, I always wore only a pair of boxers before getting into bed, no matter in winter or summer. I got out of bed wearing slippers, and my exposed muscles mocked Shu Zhe's weakness mercilessly.
"Did you know? Half a year ago, someone said that they saw a South China tiger on the mountain behind the school!"
However, I did not take action immediately. After all, wild tigers are still very dangerous, and whether they exist is still unknown.
"How about I draw a Wu Song and stick it on the door of the gardener's cabin to ward off evil spirits for you?" Xiao Qin kindly suggested.
"Wouldn't it be the same if Pooh gave you a massage?" I asked, "After all, it's more convenient for you both to be girls, right? And you are in the same dormitory, and it's very troublesome for boys to go to the girls' dormitory... "
However, at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, I was surprised to find that my brain had become sluggish and my words were a bit tongue-tied - I seemed to be drunk.
"The farmers nearby said it," Pooh recalled with his chin on his chin. "It is said that more than one person has seen it. We'd better be careful, especially since the squad leader's gardener's cabin is so close to the back mountain. We must be careful not to get caught by a tiger. go."
"That's right! You must apologize to me!" She shouted to me with an exaggerated wave of her hands, "And a normal apology is not enough! You must kneel on the ground and kowtow to me to apologize! And..."
"Wouldn't it be the same if Pooh gave you a massage?" I asked, "After all, it's more convenient for you both to be girls, right? And you are in the same dormitory, and it's very troublesome for boys to go to the girls' dormitory... "
"I slept quite peacefully," I answered truthfully, "Shu Zhe was quite peaceful when he fell asleep."
"Because you went too far last night!" Shu Zhe curled his lips and said, "I heard that as long as you get drunk, you will become a good man. You should be able to apologize to me honestly now, right? Come on, repeat what I said. —Sir Shu Zhe, I was wrong, I won’t dare to do it again next time!!!!”
My main activity today is still sitting in dormitory 222, asking Shu Zhe about the details of Qingzi High School, and seeing if I can lay a good foundation for my father to come to teach.
"Who is the big mouse!" Pooh slapped the table and said, "I just dreamed of a lot of delicious food! If you don't eat it quickly, what should you do if you wake up before eating?"
"Are you still in the habit of sleeping last night?" the squad leader asked me at the dinner table, "Is there anything uncomfortable with you and Xiaozhe being together?"
Shu Zhe behaved very obediently, as if he no longer held any grudge against my abuse of him last night. He even ran errands many times to buy me drinks and snacks. He was truly a born traitor.
Unlike Shu Zhe, who was wearing pajamas, I always wore only a pair of boxers before getting into bed, no matter in winter or summer. I got out of bed wearing slippers, and my exposed muscles mocked Shu Zhe's weakness mercilessly.
"Snapped!"
"Brother Ye Lin, you are so outrageous!" Shu Zhe raised his voice angrily, "If I let Fan Chuan or my uncle pinch me, they would at least buy me a new mobile phone!"
"You, bastard! You did this to me!" After Shu Zhe, who was crying in pain, escaped from my clutches, he immediately rushed to the bathroom and didn't know what to do. I also fell on the bed because of the gradual sleepiness caused by alcohol. Fell asleep.
When I woke up the next morning, I happened to see Shu Zhe standing next to my bed with his hands stretched out, as if he was retaliating against me for pinching his nipples last night and wanted to do the same to me. .
"Did you know? Half a year ago, someone said that they saw a South China tiger on the mountain behind the school!"
However, at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, I was surprised to find that my brain had become sluggish and my words were a bit tongue-tied - I seemed to be drunk.
When I woke up the next morning, I happened to see Shu Zhe standing next to my bed with his hands stretched out, as if he was retaliating against me for pinching his nipples last night and wanted to do the same to me. .
Before the squad leader said anything, Gong Caicai panicked and said: "Old, tiger!? Is there really a tiger in the back mountain? Why not put it in the zoo! What if it comes down the mountain and eats me and the squad leader? manage?"
"Why should I apologize to you?" I asked with a frown.
"Who asked you to bully my brother? You perverted and shameless nymphomaniac! Apologize to me quickly! Otherwise, I will never pay attention to you again!"
I reached out directly, pinched Shu Zhe's nipple through his shirt, and pinched it harder than last night, making him scream in pain.
I reached out directly, pinched Shu Zhe's nipple through his shirt, and pinched it harder than last night, making him scream in pain.
In fact, what the monitor really wants to say is: the tiger will not recognize the Wu Song you drew, and not only the tiger will not recognize it, but other humans will not be able to recognize it either! If you draw it and stick it on the door, not only will it not ward off evil spirits, but it may actually give Gong Caicai nightmares all night long!
But I didn’t drink! Could it be... Could it be that the drink Shu Zhe brought me was mixed with a trace amount of alcohol, which added up to making me drunk? Why would he do this? What is his purpose for doing this
Wearing the school uniform skirt of Qingzi High School, with ebony-like long hair reaching her waist, her face is full of seriousness - isn't this the monitor? It's really easy for girls to come to the boys' dormitory.
"Pooh also grinds his teeth at night," Xiao Qin said not too energetically, "It seems like there is a big mouse in the house."
"That's right! You must apologize to me!" She shouted to me with an exaggerated wave of her hands, "And a normal apology is not enough! You must kneel on the ground and kowtow to me to apologize! And..."
"Brother Ye Lin, you are so outrageous!" Shu Zhe raised his voice angrily, "If I let Fan Chuan or my uncle pinch me, they would at least buy me a new mobile phone!"
"Are you still in the habit of sleeping last night?" the squad leader asked me at the dinner table, "Is there anything uncomfortable with you and Xiaozhe being together?"
However, Pooh changed the topic in time.
In fact, I just said it verbally. Shu Zhe's physique would be mistaken for a girl if he only exposed his upper body. If he was like me and swayed back and forth wearing only a pair of underwear, it would be very detrimental to my physical and mental health.
Sitting on my bed, with my head drooped and gradually losing consciousness, I saw Shu Zhe walking over triumphantly.
When I woke up the next morning, I happened to see Shu Zhe standing next to my bed with his hands stretched out, as if he was retaliating against me for pinching his nipples last night and wanted to do the same to me. .
In fact, what the monitor really wants to say is: the tiger will not recognize the Wu Song you drew, and not only the tiger will not recognize it, but other humans will not be able to recognize it either! If you draw it and stick it on the door, not only will it not ward off evil spirits, but it may actually give Gong Caicai nightmares all night long!
When I woke up the next morning, I happened to see Shu Zhe standing next to my bed with his hands stretched out, as if he was retaliating against me for pinching his nipples last night and wanted to do the same to me. .
"Brother Ye Lin, you are so outrageous!" Shu Zhe raised his voice angrily, "If I let Fan Chuan or my uncle pinch me, they would at least buy me a new mobile phone!"
In fact, I just said it verbally. Shu Zhe's physique would be mistaken for a girl if he only exposed his upper body. If he was like me and swayed back and forth wearing only a pair of underwear, it would be very detrimental to my physical and mental health.
"Brother Ye Lin, apologize to me!" Shu Zhe stood in front of me with a hypocritical smile on his face, his arms folded across his chest.
"Really, really! And Brother Ye Lin, when you first got up in the morning, you looked much better than usual! Hasn't anyone told you before?"
joke! The good guy mode is not the retarded mode! Do you think you can make me apologize after getting me drunk? Beautiful thought! Not to mention that the alcohol is not all on me yet, even if I am completely drunk, I will not bow to you! As a good guy, I still despise you!
However, Pooh changed the topic in time.
I almost spit out a mouthful of spinach and egg drop soup.
I was completely stunned. I covered my face in disbelief and looked at the long-haired girl in front of me. She said angrily:
I sat up from the bed in a daze. Before I could say a word, I was suddenly slapped by the monitor!
"Did you know? Half a year ago, someone said that they saw a South China tiger on the mountain behind the school!"
"Why should I apologize to you?" I asked with a frown.
"How about I draw a Wu Song and stick it on the door of the gardener's cabin to ward off evil spirits for you?" Xiao Qin kindly suggested.
Shu Zhe behaved very obediently, as if he no longer held any grudge against my abuse of him last night. He even ran errands many times to buy me drinks and snacks. He was truly a born traitor.
I was completely stunned. I covered my face in disbelief and looked at the long-haired girl in front of me. She said angrily:
Shu Zhe behaved very obediently, as if he no longer held any grudge against my abuse of him last night. He even ran errands many times to buy me drinks and snacks. He was truly a born traitor.
"Because you went too far last night!" Shu Zhe curled his lips and said, "I heard that as long as you get drunk, you will become a good man. You should be able to apologize to me honestly now, right? Come on, repeat what I said. —Sir Shu Zhe, I was wrong, I won’t dare to do it again next time!!!!”
Shu Zhe behaved very obediently, as if he no longer held any grudge against my abuse of him last night. He even ran errands many times to buy me drinks and snacks. He was truly a born traitor.
However, at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, I was surprised to find that my brain had become sluggish and my words were a bit tongue-tied - I seemed to be drunk.
"I... I can't do it." Shu Zhe complained, "Brother Ye Lin, you clearly know that I can't do it."
"Tiger will not easily enter human territory," the squad leader said calmly. "Although there are some deep dense forests in the back mountains, there have been legends about tigers for several years, and I have not heard of any records of harming people. I am really worried about tigers. If so, as long as you don’t go to the back mountain, you’ll be fine if you stay on campus.”
"Because you went too far last night!" Shu Zhe curled his lips and said, "I heard that as long as you get drunk, you will become a good man. You should be able to apologize to me honestly now, right? Come on, repeat what I said. —Sir Shu Zhe, I was wrong, I won’t dare to do it again next time!!!!”
I reached out directly, pinched Shu Zhe's nipple through his shirt, and pinched it harder than last night, making him scream in pain.
"Brother Ye Lin is not that quiet," Shu Zhe complained. "He grinded his teeth in the middle of the night and laughed sinisterly for a while. Who knows what strange dreams he had..."
However, Pooh changed the topic in time.
In fact, what the monitor really wants to say is: the tiger will not recognize the Wu Song you drew, and not only the tiger will not recognize it, but other humans will not be able to recognize it either! If you draw it and stick it on the door, not only will it not ward off evil spirits, but it may actually give Gong Caicai nightmares all night long!
"Brother Ye Lin is not that quiet," Shu Zhe complained. "He grinded his teeth in the middle of the night and laughed sinisterly for a while. Who knows what strange dreams he had..."
joke! The good guy mode is not the retarded mode! Do you think you can make me apologize after getting me drunk? Beautiful thought! Not to mention that the alcohol is not all on me yet, even if I am completely drunk, I will not bow to you! As a good guy, I still despise you!
"I would rather have classmate Ye Lin give me a massage╯﹏╰" Xiaoqin said coquettishly.
The time now is 8:30 in the morning, and Amy is still lying in bed. She seems to be trying to make up for the lack of sleep every day in the entertainment industry. Now she never gets up until 10 o'clock every day.
Shu Zhe couldn't argue, so I had to shut up. At this time, Xiaoqin and the class monitor called me one after another and asked me if I wanted to have breakfast together. Because Xiaoqin and I hadn't applied for our school cards yet, so we didn't go to the restaurant and still arrived. We went to the monitor's gardener's hut to eat last night's leftovers and brought Shu Zhe with him.
"You, bastard! You did this to me!" After Shu Zhe, who was crying in pain, escaped from my clutches, he immediately rushed to the bathroom and didn't know what to do. I also fell on the bed because of the gradual sleepiness caused by alcohol. Fell asleep.
Wearing only boxers and slippers, I stood in front of Shu Zhe and patted Sparta's strong chest.
Wearing the school uniform skirt of Qingzi High School, with ebony-like long hair reaching her waist, her face is full of seriousness - isn't this the monitor? It's really easy for girls to come to the boys' dormitory.
I sat up from the bed in a daze. Before I could say a word, I was suddenly slapped by the monitor!
However, at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, I was surprised to find that my brain had become sluggish and my words were a bit tongue-tied - I seemed to be drunk.
"I would rather have classmate Ye Lin give me a massage╯﹏╰" Xiaoqin said coquettishly.
I don’t know how long it took, maybe half an hour or an hour, but I heard the sound of the door of dormitory 222 opening and closing, and then a tall girl walked straight in.
"What's too much?" I said arrogantly, "This is a boys' dormitory. In theory, it's only natural that I don't wear clothes! If you don't accept it, you can dress as coolly as I do!"
joke! The good guy mode is not the retarded mode! Do you think you can make me apologize after getting me drunk? Beautiful thought! Not to mention that the alcohol is not all on me yet, even if I am completely drunk, I will not bow to you! As a good guy, I still despise you!
"Apologise?" I was gradually getting drunk, but my thinking ability had not yet returned to normal.
"Tiger will not easily enter human territory," the squad leader said calmly. "Although there are some deep dense forests in the back mountains, there have been legends about tigers for several years, and I have not heard of any records of harming people. I am really worried about tigers. If so, as long as you don’t go to the back mountain, you’ll be fine if you stay on campus.”
Shu Zhe behaved very obediently, as if he no longer held any grudge against my abuse of him last night. He even ran errands many times to buy me drinks and snacks. He was truly a born traitor.
Wearing the school uniform skirt of Qingzi High School, with ebony-like long hair reaching her waist, her face is full of seriousness - isn't this the monitor? It's really easy for girls to come to the boys' dormitory.
My main activity today is still sitting in dormitory 222, asking Shu Zhe about the details of Qingzi High School, and seeing if I can lay a good foundation for my father to come to teach.
"Brother Ye Lin, please put on some clothes. It's too..."
Shu Zhe behaved very obediently, as if he no longer held any grudge against my abuse of him last night. He even ran errands many times to buy me drinks and snacks. He was truly a born traitor.
"Pooh also grinds his teeth at night," Xiao Qin said not too energetically, "It seems like there is a big mouse in the house."
I sat up from the bed in a daze. Before I could say a word, I was suddenly slapped by the monitor!
"Snapped!"
"You, bastard! You did this to me!" After Shu Zhe, who was crying in pain, escaped from my clutches, he immediately rushed to the bathroom and didn't know what to do. I also fell on the bed because of the gradual sleepiness caused by alcohol. Fell asleep.
I sat up from the bed in a daze. Before I could say a word, I was suddenly slapped by the monitor!
Before the squad leader said anything, Gong Caicai panicked and said: "Old, tiger!? Is there really a tiger in the back mountain? Why not put it in the zoo! What if it comes down the mountain and eats me and the squad leader? manage?"
"Shut up!" I yelled, "Do you think I'm willing to do that kind of thing! I had no choice but to do it to you! Who wants to touch your transvestite's body? It doesn't matter if you have to pay for the medical expenses, it will be an advantage for you!"
joke! The good guy mode is not the retarded mode! Do you think you can make me apologize after getting me drunk? Beautiful thought! Not to mention that the alcohol is not all on me yet, even if I am completely drunk, I will not bow to you! As a good guy, I still despise you!
I was completely stunned. I covered my face in disbelief and looked at the long-haired girl in front of me. She said angrily:
"Brother Ye Lin, please put on some clothes. It's too..."
"Brother Ye Lin is not that quiet," Shu Zhe complained. "He grinded his teeth in the middle of the night and laughed sinisterly for a while. Who knows what strange dreams he had..."
"What's too much?" I said arrogantly, "This is a boys' dormitory. In theory, it's only natural that I don't wear clothes! If you don't accept it, you can dress as coolly as I do!"
"Snapped!"
"Humph, don't think I didn't see it," I said to Shu Zhe when I came back after going to the bathroom to pee. "You want to take advantage of me while I'm awake to take revenge for what I did to you last night? I'm right now Here, if you have the ability, come forward!"
She took off her shoes and put one of her toes wrapped in black stockings on the head of my bed.
Of course, in the end, he didn't dare to take action. Instead, he took a step back because of my threatening gaze.
However, Pooh changed the topic in time.
"I slept quite peacefully," I answered truthfully, "Shu Zhe was quite peaceful when he fell asleep."
I was completely stunned. I covered my face in disbelief and looked at the long-haired girl in front of me. She said angrily:
Of course, in the end, he didn't dare to take action. Instead, he took a step back because of my threatening gaze.
"Are you still in the habit of sleeping last night?" the squad leader asked me at the dinner table, "Is there anything uncomfortable with you and Xiaozhe being together?"
"No need," a drop of sweat ran down the monitor's forehead, "Tiger won't know Wu Song."
"Who asked you to bully my brother? You perverted and shameless nymphomaniac! Apologize to me quickly! Otherwise, I will never pay attention to you again!"
I was completely stunned. I covered my face in disbelief and looked at the long-haired girl in front of me. She said angrily:
"The farmers nearby said it," Pooh recalled with his chin on his chin. "It is said that more than one person has seen it. We'd better be careful, especially since the squad leader's gardener's cabin is so close to the back mountain. We must be careful not to get caught by a tiger. go."
"Hey! We are a northern city. Even if there are tigers, they cannot be South China tigers! Who said they have seen South China tigers? Another Zhou Zhenglong?"
"Pooh also grinds his teeth at night," Xiao Qin said not too energetically, "It seems like there is a big mouse in the house."
This is not just Shu Zhe's shameless flattery. I discovered a long time ago that within 3 minutes of getting out of bed, when my eyes are half-open, I will change from single eyelids to double eyelids. I do look better than usual at this time, but most people don't have the chance to see me.
Xiaoqin shook her head, "There won't be such a good thing... No, I mean the chance of this happening is very low. I won't have such expectations."
"Apologise?" I was gradually getting drunk, but my thinking ability had not yet returned to normal.
However, I did not take action immediately. After all, wild tigers are still very dangerous, and whether they exist is still unknown.
"Favour?" Shu Zhe turned to me on the bed with dissatisfaction, "Brother Ye Lin, you pinched me so hard that I almost died from the pain, and you also forced me to say a lot of embarrassing things. I was addicted to both hands and mouth. Well, isn’t it a matter of course to eliminate some trouble for me?”
"Did you know? Half a year ago, someone said that they saw a South China tiger on the mountain behind the school!"
"I would rather have classmate Ye Lin give me a massage╯﹏╰" Xiaoqin said coquettishly.
"Anyway, this way Tang Jiang won't come looking for Xiaohong again, right? You'll finally have one less trouble." I said, "But he still hates me. I accept it on your behalf. You can give me this kindness." I’ll remember it well, you know?”
"That's right! You must apologize to me!" She shouted to me with an exaggerated wave of her hands, "And a normal apology is not enough! You must kneel on the ground and kowtow to me to apologize! And..."
When Shu Zhe reminded me, I remembered that last night I seemed to have had a dream in which I turned into a werewolf, and Amy turned into a vampire, and the two of us were wreaking havoc on the world.
"You still have to lick my feet! You have to admit your mistake while licking my feet! And from now on, you have to respect my brother as I do, you know!"
"Who asked you to bully my brother? You perverted and shameless nymphomaniac! Apologize to me quickly! Otherwise, I will never pay attention to you again!"
"That's right! You must apologize to me!" She shouted to me with an exaggerated wave of her hands, "And a normal apology is not enough! You must kneel on the ground and kowtow to me to apologize! And..."
Shu Zhe behaved very obediently, as if he no longer held any grudge against my abuse of him last night. He even ran errands many times to buy me drinks and snacks. He was truly a born traitor.
Before the squad leader said anything, Gong Caicai panicked and said: "Old, tiger!? Is there really a tiger in the back mountain? Why not put it in the zoo! What if it comes down the mountain and eats me and the squad leader? manage?"
"I... I can't do it." Shu Zhe complained, "Brother Ye Lin, you clearly know that I can't do it."
"Hey! We are a northern city. Even if there are tigers, they cannot be South China tigers! Who said they have seen South China tigers? Another Zhou Zhenglong?"
She took off her shoes and put one of her toes wrapped in black stockings on the head of my bed.
"I would rather have classmate Ye Lin give me a massage╯﹏╰" Xiaoqin said coquettishly.
"Tiger will not easily enter human territory," the squad leader said calmly. "Although there are some deep dense forests in the back mountains, there have been legends about tigers for several years, and I have not heard of any records of harming people. I am really worried about tigers. If so, as long as you don’t go to the back mountain, you’ll be fine if you stay on campus.”
joke! The good guy mode is not the retarded mode! Do you think you can make me apologize after getting me drunk? Beautiful thought! Not to mention that the alcohol is not all on me yet, even if I am completely drunk, I will not bow to you! As a good guy, I still despise you!
The time now is 8:30 in the morning, and Amy is still lying in bed. She seems to be trying to make up for the lack of sleep every day in the entertainment industry. Now she never gets up until 10 o'clock every day.
"You still have to lick my feet! You have to admit your mistake while licking my feet! And from now on, you have to respect my brother as I do, you know!"
I was completely stunned. I covered my face in disbelief and looked at the long-haired girl in front of me. She said angrily:
"Then let them pinch it!" My voice was louder than Shu Zhe's, "By the way, let them pop your anus! I won't buy you a new phone anyway! I still use Xiaoqin. My old mobile phone!"
"That's right! You must apologize to me!" She shouted to me with an exaggerated wave of her hands, "And a normal apology is not enough! You must kneel on the ground and kowtow to me to apologize! And..."
"That's right! You must apologize to me!" She shouted to me with an exaggerated wave of her hands, "And a normal apology is not enough! You must kneel on the ground and kowtow to me to apologize! And..."
"I slept quite peacefully," I answered truthfully, "Shu Zhe was quite peaceful when he fell asleep."
"Did you know? Half a year ago, someone said that they saw a South China tiger on the mountain behind the school!"