After Ye Yu finished the fortune-telling for the guests who had already lined up, the tea served by the waiter on the table was completely cold.
Ye Yu didn't care, took it over and took a sip, her eyelids drooped, and her eyes fell on Wubailiang lying beside her.
Wubailiang was looking at her strangely.
Ye Yu paused with the hand holding the cup, then put the cup under Wubailiang's eyelids, almost hitting its nose—
"Are you thirsty too?"
"..."
Wubailiang gave her a disgusted look, and turned his head away.
Ye Yu didn't mind either, she stretched out her hand and was about to take the cup back, but then she saw Wu Bailiang suddenly turned her head, and quickly leaned over to lick the inside of the cup.
The scarlet tongue flashed before Ye Yu's eyes.
Complacent emotions flashed in the eyes of Wubailiang, who had succeeded in the sneak attack, and then it was about to shrink back.
—Unfortunately, when he shrank halfway, he was pinched by the woman in front of him.
Ye Yu half-dragged and half-hugged the five hundred taels in front of him, and scratched the little black dog's chin with his fingertips: "Hey, open your mouth and let Dad look at your teeth again."
Although Wubailiang didn't understand what "Dad" meant, it instinctively felt that it was not a good word, so it closed its mouth tightly, and looked at Ye Yu with eyes full of rejection.
Ye Yu didn't force it, she just turned her face to recall.
… Why do the teeth that were exposed just now with the tip of the scarlet tongue look so sharp
So much so that at that moment, Ye Yu even felt a little coldness piercing into her eyes.
...or is that what dogs are all about
Ye Yu, who had never raised a dog in his previous life, put the five hundred taels back on the table with such doubts. She picked up the herbal tea and was about to take another sip when she suddenly remembered that it was licked by Wu Bailiang.
Ye Yu silently put the teacup back, and greeted the waiter:
"Here, have another cup of tea."
"...!"
Wubailiang seemed to feel Ye Yu's dislike for him, and his eyes, which were originally dark and bright, opened even wider—
It hasn't disliked her yet!
This woman actually disliked herself first!
I don't know if Ye Yu understood the anger it wanted to convey, but Ye Yu didn't make any response anyway. She hummed an out-of-tune song, took out her phone and glanced at it, then put it away with a frown.
She stood up, "Little Er, I'll go out first—"
"You are what everyone calls 'Ye Banxian'?"
At this moment, a voice suddenly interrupted Ye Yu.
When Ye Yu heard that this was a tone of asking for trouble, he cleared his throat without even looking at anyone, and continued with his previous voice: "I'll go out first. If there are guests who want to tell a fortune, let them take the lead." Wait for the number plate."
"Hey." The waiter in the shop responded and went on his own.
"Hehe, I don't know how strong Ye Banxian is, but she's quite airy!"
"..." Ye Yu turned around and saw the person who came: two mustaches, a Taoist robe, and a fortune-telling cloth banner in his hand.
It seems that he is a colleague who has been robbed of his business.
Ye Yu smiled inwardly.
There is never a shortage of idlers who like to watch the excitement in the teahouse. When they saw the scene here, they cast their eyes one after another.
"Hey, isn't this Li Guashi, who is known as the registered disciple of Tianji Pavilion in Xianyu?"
"It seems that this is bad luck for Master Ye."
"I heard that this fortune-telling master Li Gua is also a bit good, but I don't know if these two people meet together, which one is better?"
"Then you have to take a good look."
"Hey, yes, look at the same thing."
The gossip in the teahouse did not lower their voices, standing in the position of Ye Yu and Li Gua Shi, they could hear clearly.
Li De twitched his mustache and raised his chin, looking like he wanted to squint at Ye Yu with the corner of his eyes.
He thought to himself, among other things, this "Tianji Pavilion registered disciple" must show his posture.
Then he heard the woman standing opposite him with a very peaceful smile speak:
"For fortune telling? First go to the counter to get the license plate."
Li De: "??"
— Did the girl not hear those people talking about her identity, or did she not see the big cloth banner in his hand?
Before Li De could figure it out, he realized that Ye Yu was about to leave. Li De hastily opened his mouth to stop him—
"etc!"
"Is there anything else?"
"... I'm not here to tell fortunes!"
"Oh." Ye Yu replied, picked up five hundred taels and walked out.
Wubailiang gave Li De a sympathetic look.
—
It felt that it was best for this man not to speak again, the longer he spent with this woman, the more he would be humiliated.
It's a pity that Li De failed to understand Wubailiang's advice, and hurriedly rushed forward to stop Ye Yu—
"I said I'm not here to tell fortunes!"
"I can only tell fortunes, nothing else." Ye Yu looked at Li De with caring eyes, "Since you are not here to tell fortunes, this teahouse is so big, why should you go there?"
"..."
Li De was taken aback by Ye Yu's straightforward words.
Just when Ye Yu was about to bypass him and leave, Li De finally came to his senses, angrily:
"I want to compete with you!"
Ye Yu didn't stop walking: "Hurry up, don't compare."
"Why not compare?!" Li De turned around and stopped him.
Seeing that the other party looked like he was chasing after him, Ye Yu sighed and stopped.
"Is there any advantage compared to you?"
Li De choked, and after a while, his neck stiffened—
"If I lose, I will leave the magic city!"
Ye Yu looked at him sincerely, and said, "Whether you're in the magic city or not doesn't matter to me, really."
"..."
Before Li De could speak, the other onlookers in the teahouse were already laughing like crazy.
Li De was so angry that he blew his beard and stared: "Then if I lose, I will... I will worship you as my teacher!"
Ye Yu shook his head: "I'm not interested in disciples with dull aptitude."
Li De: "..."
However, at this time, Ye Yu, who had already gone a few steps, stopped by himself and turned back:
"However, maybe you are also popular here-'apprentice fee'?"
Li De: "??"
Seeing Ye Yu looking at him seriously, Li De was sure that the other party was not joking.
He straightened his face, and said with contempt: "If you can really beat me, what is the apprenticeship fee!"
Ye Yu: "Okay, then I will compete with you, tell me, what is the competition?"
"Fortune-telling, of course!"
"How do you compare?"
"Choose ten people at random, and each divination ten hexagrams, how about it?"
"It's too troublesome." Ye Yu waved his hand, "I told you I'm in a hurry."
"Then how do you compare!"
Ye Yu stretched out his hand and pointed to the sunny sky outside the teahouse:
"What's the point of human life? Those who are truly half-immortals should be able to see the fate of heaven."
"..."
Li De's squinted eyes widened, and it took him a while to come back to his senses, with sneer and sarcasm—
"The owner of the Tianji Pavilion dare not speak of 'destiny' in such a nonsensical manner. You are just a young girl, aren't you afraid that the wind will flash your tongue when you say this!"
Ye Yu smiled and said, "I'm not afraid, are you afraid?"
"...Okay! Today you will calculate my destiny for me. As long as you can calculate it, I will definitely worship you as my teacher! From now on, I will follow my teacher's order as my standard, and I will not hesitate to go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of fire!"
The lively atmosphere in the teahouse also became quiet at this time, and many people looked at this side muttering.
—
Although this hexagram teacher Li De is not so perfect in fortune-telling, he is also the number one person who has traveled all over the world and has seen a lot. Now that they heard Li De so confident, they couldn't help but sweat for Ye Yu.
Li De seemed to be irritated by the words of destiny before, and there was no expression on his face: "Then what if you lose!"
Ye Yu was surprised: "How could I lose?"
"..."
There was a dead silence in the teahouse.
Li De's face flushed red.
The five hundred taels in Ye Yu's arms couldn't help but look at her with disgust.
Before Li De exploded in anger, Ye Yu sighed, with a tone of tolerance for children's mischief—
"Forget it, then I'll just say whatever... If I lose, I'll leave the magic city, okay?"
"—You do the math!" Li De squeezed out the words through his teeth.
Ye Yu glanced outside at the bright sunny day, then turned back with a smile:
"Without a stick of incense, it will rain, everyone go back and collect your clothes."
"What??"
"How can this be!"
"That's right, the sun is shining brightly, how can it rain—not to mention a stick of incense, it's impossible for an hour!"
While everyone was making noise, Li De's expression had gradually turned from cold and angry to contemptuous. In his opinion, Ye Yu was clearly unable to beat him at this time, so he was talking nonsense.
Ye Yu also didn't explain: "I didn't make a divination first when I went out, and I forgot to bring an umbrella, so I went to buy one first—if you don't believe me, just wait and see."
Li De said coldly: "Who knows if you will leave directly?"
"I haven't received the 'apprentice fee' yet. How could I leave?" Ye Yu looked at him inexplicably, shook his head, and left the teahouse with five hundred taels in his arms.
Less than a stick of incense later, Ye Yu walked slowly in the rain holding an oiled paper umbrella, which formed a very dazzling and sharp contrast with the passers-by who were rushing away.
The guests who were trapped in the teahouse by the sudden rain, and Li De who was standing by the side dumbfounded, all watched her come in the rain.
"...Is this Master Ye really... the reincarnation of an immortal?"
In the teahouse, someone murmured something.
Others just thought it was absurd when they first heard it, but after thinking about it again, they felt that this was the only way to explain it.
—Otherwise, how could Miss Ye be able to predict so accurately the destiny that even the owner of the Tianji Pavilion dared not speak of
At this time, Ye Yu, who was regarded as a fairy in everyone's eyes, pushed the mobile phone in his trouser pocket without any trace.
—
Although the power has not changed since I came here, it seems that it is no longer battery-powered, but who knows if it will be short-circuited if it touches water
What's more, judging from today, at least the weather forecast is much more accurate than in the previous life, and it can barely break away from the ranks of "bricks".
Thinking in this way, Ye Yu stepped into the teahouse with a fairy smile on her face, put the oil-paper umbrella aside with one hand, and then looked at Li De who was staring blankly at her—
"There's no need to go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of fire. Come on, my good apprentice, should you pay the apprenticeship fee first?"