The auditor froze.
He is a Dark Star man, born with the pride of a strong man.
My current mood is similar to: I condescended to sign you, but you woman dare to defy me! In this delicate emotion.
The colleague next to him was still waiting to eat French fries. Seeing that something was wrong, he quickly asked, "What's wrong?"
The auditor was silent for a while before saying, "He is human."
"Humans!?" The colleague was so surprised that he almost bit his tongue: "This is really strange. You must know that human beings are almost useless except for being able to grow those vegetables, and there is almost no innovation, and the proportion of human anchors on live broadcasting websites is only 1%. .”
It is really strange that a human being finally got this hard-won opportunity now.
The colleague smiled and said, "Show me the photos after signing the contract."
The auditor passed the panel to him: "He did not choose to sign."
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There was a dead silence in the air.
The colleague came over like a hungry tiger, his eyes widened: "Is he crazy!? Not signing the contract?"
The auditor pursed his lips: "I'm very angry, and I'm not satisfied with the distribution of income."
The colleague snorted softly, and understood: "This arrogance is not ordinary, as a human, do you still want to be on an equal footing with the Dark Star people?"
Auditors are a little confused.
He thinks such an ingenious idea is a good seedling, but the human spirit is too high, and it is not easy to control it.
After thinking over and over again, he replied to Jian Nan: "You have to think carefully, there is no better place than us. You are a human being, and it is rare to get such an opportunity. Don't ruin your future."
Jian Nan at the other end was making potato cakes, and when she saw the message, she clicked on it, sneered, and simply ignored it.
He was indeed short of money, and he had nothing to be arrogant about, it was just a little embarrassing.
The younger brother leaned over: "Brother, it smells so good."
Jian Luo felt that it was almost done, so she shoveled the potato cakes out of the pan. The potato cakes just out of the pan were golden in color, with a crispy shell on the outside, but soft inside. The aroma of potatoes seemed to blend with the noodles , the smell provokes the taste buds.
Su Liang said beside him, "Luoluo, how did you come up with this idea? This cake is delicious."
Jane Luo smiled slightly: "Try it."
Both of them picked up their chopsticks and took a bite each. Although the appearance of the potato pancakes was strange and some parts were even burnt, this did not hinder the rich aroma and soft texture!
The younger brother's eyes lit up, and he finished eating the potato cakes in a few clicks.
hum.
Eat too fast.
Jian Luo also gave him what was in her bowl: "Eat."
The little brother couldn't believe it. Although he wanted to eat, he didn't touch it: "Brother, eat, I'm full."
Jian Luo waved her hand: "My brother is growing up now and needs to drink nutrient solution, so I'll give you this."
The little brother is a child after all, so he was easily bluffed: "Really?"
Jane fell into tears, with a smile on her face: "Really."
So the potato cakes were divided.
The family still had a little lunch break after eating, and Jian Luo lay on the narrow bed and continued to watch Food Network.
He has roughly browsed the basics of this website. The anchors basically rely on making meat delicacies, and there are very few vegetables.
Posted french fries now has a total of 160 million hits and 500 comments.
Jane swipe down to read the comments:
"Why hasn't the anchor signed the contract yet, you annoying little goblin."
"Swipe eight hundred times a day."
"It's been a day, why is the efficiency of the website so slow!"
Various feedbacks show that French fries not only conquered the human beings in the 21st century, but also conquered the stomachs of interstellar people.
If the response of the French fries is not good, then Jian Luo may really have signed the terms of humiliating the country, but the problem is that the response of the French fries is not bad so far, so can he take a gamble
Just as he was thinking, the platform's private message rang.
Jane opened the private message and found that it was not the auditor, but a message from a person named "Jiang Jiang": "Hello, I am the person in charge of Jinjiang Live. I have tasted the food you made. I feel very interested, would you like to visit our website?"
Finally, he left a contact information.
Jian Luo hesitated for a while and added him, and almost immediately, the other party agreed, and was very excited: "Hello, hello, are you Luoluo? I'm the person in charge of Jinjiang Live Network. You can call me Jiang Jiang, you may not have heard of me or our website, but don't worry, we... "
Next, he talked about the website for a long time.
Jian Luo said: "Can you send me the link of the live broadcast website?"
Jiang Jiang hurriedly said, "Yes, yes!"
He sent a website, and Jane clicked on the live broadcasting website, but it took a long time to open it, and all I saw was a piece of green, which can be said to be very harmonious.
The layout of the website is simple and clear at a glance, but there are few anchors, almost none.
Jiang Jiang waited for a while: "Do you have any questions?"
"Why are you so laggy?" Jian Luo questioned her soul, "Is it my internet speed?"
Jiang Jiang was suspiciously silent for a few seconds: "Isn't this the website just established, and the server hasn't been upgraded yet."
Jian Luo expressed doubts, but this person had a good attitude, so he asked, "What about the benefits, do you have any benefits for new signings?"
Jiang Jiang got excited: "Of course, if you are willing to sign with us, 3/7 points, you 7 us 3!"
Jane's eyes lit up.
He confirmed some matters with Jiang Jiang. Just in case, he did not sign a long-term contract, but signed a three-month contract. If the follow-up website is strong and he can make money, he will continue to sign the contract.
Jiang Jiang also readily agreed.
To be honest, if it is not confirmed that this is a legitimate website, with such an earnest attitude, Jian Luo would have suspected that this guy is a fraud.
Jane Luo: "In that case, I'll take the French fries off the shelf."
He is a person who does what he says, and he took the initiative to contact the auditor: "Hello, I am sure I will not sign a contract with you for the time being, please remove my delicious food."
Seeing that Jian Luo's information box was lit up, the auditor thought that he had finally figured it out, so he put a smile on his mouth, thinking that Jian Luo was quite sensible, but when he clicked on it, he was stunned when he saw this sentence: " are you sure?"
Jane Luo: "OK."
"There will be no place with more traffic than our website." The auditor reminded him: "And once the food is on the shelves, we can only close the food, but the food that has been on the shelves is not allowed to be sold elsewhere."
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Overlord clause
Jian Luo became a little angry: "What do you mean, where is my food sold is my freedom?"
The auditor explained: "Our website does have this regulation, sorry, please cooperate."
Jian Luo went to check it out and found out that there is really such an overlord clause. He was silent for a while, and then sent a message: "Then you will take the French fries off the shelf, and you won't sell them, right?"
"You can rest assured that we are only recording and have no right to sell."
"good."
Jian Luo directly closed the dialog box.
At the same time, the French fries under his account were taken off the shelves.
The Dark Star people who had been waiting hard were still waiting for the contract to be put on the shelves, but when the page was refreshed suddenly, it was... gone
Everyone is a little dumbfounded:
"Am I dazzled?"
"Ah, I just took a bite."
"You said earlier that you were going to be removed from the shelves, so I changed to a few smaller ones to taste a few more bites."
Not only were the netizens wailing everywhere, but even the little assistant who had been guarding the military base was stunned. He refreshed the webpage without being sure, feeling stupid.
Secretary Jin happened to pass by: "What's wrong with you?"
The little assistant was sad and angry: "The French fries are gone!"
Secretary Jin frowned and walked over quickly: "What's missing?"
The two of them refreshed the page, and they were all dumbfounded, especially Secretary Jin, who was even more indignant: "How can this anchor be taken off the shelves just like that! What about Mr. Marshal, he is so hard to serve, am I..."
"Isn't it what?"
A lazy, half-pressed voice came from behind.
Secretary Jin was stunned. She turned around slowly, and sure enough, she saw the man standing at the door. Lu Shifeng's tall and straight body was as straight as a pine. He was leaning against the wall. With an explosive waist, handsome and three-dimensional features, his eyes are slightly narrowed at this moment, and his smile is murderous.
"Yuan, Marshal." A layer of cold sweat broke out from Secretary Jin's back, and he used his proud IQ as a Dark Star person: "I just meant that you have a lot of things to do every day, so I didn't serve you well, am I too incompetent?" gone."
Lu Shifeng raised his eyebrows: "Oh?"
Secretary Jin laughed.
"Is that what she means?" Lu Shifeng slowly looked at the assistant again.
Being stared at by a man feels like being stared at by an extremely ferocious beast, you may die in a second.
The little assistant was stiff and trembling: "Yes, that's what it means."
slowly.
Lu Shifeng's mouth curled into a smile.
It was a kind of smile that the hunter showed when he was playing with an extremely small prey: "I came here to say that from today onwards, I don't need to bring me food, just a nutrient solution."
Secretary Jin froze.
"But since you are so loyal, I don't want to save you the chance to show off." Lu Shifeng raised his eyelids and looked at her: "I think Secretary Jin will not let me down, huh?"
"..."
No no no concubine can't do it!
Secretary Jin wanted to cry, but she knew better that if she didn't cherish this opportunity, with the Marshal's vengeful personality, it might be even worse!
Therefore, Secretary Jin had no choice but to bite the bullet and replied: "Don't worry, I will definitely not let you down."
Lu Shifeng gave a faint "hmm", turned and left.
As soon as he left, the sense of oppression in the entire space seemed to disappear, and the little assistant and Secretary Jin breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.
The little deputy patted his chest: "I was scared to death, I was really scared to death, I thought I was going to die."
The oppression of advanced species is really overridden.
Secretary Jin rolled his eyes at him: "If we can't get the food that satisfies the marshal tomorrow, believe me, we are really going to die."
The little deputy turned pale.
"Then, is it still too late to retire from the army?" His IQ obviously started to drop.
Secretary Jin sneered: "Don't say you left the army, unless you can leave All Stars, it will be easy for Lu Shifeng to kill anyone he wants."
"..."
The little deputy was all wilted.
Secretary Jin thought about it, looked at the page that was removed from the shelves, and said cruelly: "A dead horse is treated as a living horse doctor, and now there is only one way to take the risk!"