Fuck, what kind of divine development is this
Everyone was very surprised, but Yun Zheng smiled gently, and simply picked up the egg in his hand to show everyone, and introduced: "A very fresh bastard, today's main ingredient."
"Bastard, hahaha."
As soon as the name of this ingredient came out, the barrage in the live broadcast room burst into laughter. It wasn't until now that everyone could fully see that Yun Zheng was holding back.
The previous scolding battle on the Internet is not counted, the real boss is waiting here.
You know, the fans of Mingqiao, the family format on the raccoon platform, is the two round circles in front of the id. Looking at it like this, it really looks like that basket of bastards.
"Speaking of the topic of today's live broadcast, wouldn't it just be cursing Mingqiao?" Someone couldn't help but make such a guess, and then Yun Zheng's subsequent actions directly proved that his guess was correct!
That's right, from the moment Yunzheng received Mingqiao's battle post, he was ready to use Mingqiao to fire the first shot of his live broadcast.
No rich fans? Can't make it to the new list? None of this exists!
Yunzheng has already arranged everything, no matter how much trouble Mingqiao makes, he is destined to become a stepping stone to his superior position today. Those who harm others will eventually suffer the consequences. Mingqiao had harmed so many people in the past, but now it's just that evil will be rewarded with evil!
Thinking about it, Yun Zheng slowly took out a pigeon from the basket below.
"Today is my first live broadcast. Before the live broadcast, I would like to thank the raccoon platform for the invitation, and also thank all the friends who came to watch my live broadcast. If you have watched my meager video, you must know that what I am best at is home cooking. So what I prepared today is also a home-cooked soup dish. If you have the ingredients at hand, you can make it with me. But it will take some time to cook the soup, so please stay safe."
After finishing speaking, Yunzheng started to handle the ingredients neatly. If Mingqiao's technique is gorgeous, then Yunzheng is natural. Clean and neat, without any extra work, and without any intention of showing off your skills. Instead, we simply use a gentle and serious attitude to cook.
However, if it was in daily life, of course there would be no problem with such a move by Yun Zheng, but now it is being broadcast live. This extremely homely behavior was instantly compared to Mingqiao's gorgeousness. But Yunzheng is really mean, don't look at him in a hurry, he didn't know where to take out a photo of Mingqiao, and directly pasted it on the basket of bastards.
"Pfft, what is this for?" Someone couldn't help laughing.
Yun Zheng glanced at the public screen, and said as if he had suddenly realized: "Ah! Sorry, I posted it backwards. That's the right way."
After speaking, he changed the direction of the photo of Mingqiao and reposted it again. This would be right, but the tourists in the live broadcast room laughed even harder.
On the back of God's photo of Mingqiao, there is a thousand-year-old bastard printed on it.
"Hahahahahaha, no way, I'm laughing to death."
"I knew before that Yun Zheng is talented, but looking at it this way, it's not just talent."
"What should I do, I feel so fascinated by Ming Qiao, that basket of eggs is probably not his incarnation!"
"Don't talk nonsense!" Yun Zheng hurriedly interrupted their conversation, with a righteous face on his face: "The food is all worthy of respect. He kills Matt, so he can't be compared with a bastard."
While talking, the smile on the corners of Yun Zheng's lips became a bit narrower: "Speaking of killing Matt, I actually feel a little touched. Although I am young, I am not indiscriminate, right? I don't understand , A good old man, he insists on smoking, drinking and perming his head, and he is either hung with colorful threads or tied with big chicken feathers. What do you think he is trying to do?"
After finishing speaking, he paused for a moment, then pointed to Mingqiao's photo and commented: "Well, with this look, it can be considered a global limited edition."
"Don't get me wrong, I'm talking about the bastard on the front!"
Do not misunderstand? Or just the bastard on the front
Everyone in the live broadcast room understood this point of accusation and scolding Huai, and immediately burst out laughing.
And this is just the beginning. Before Yunzheng was reborn, the jokes of the killers on the Internet could make up a book of Ci Hai. Just a few words can make Mingqiao feel like crying.
Picking up a notebook from the cabinet next to it, Yun Zheng opened it and put it in front of everyone. Then, he took out another pen.
"I didn't say that that day, I really admire Brother Mingqiao. This is not a joke, it's true."
"..." A line of speechless words flashed across the public screen.
"Hey, don't believe it! I'll analyze it for you, and you'll admire it after I finish it." While talking, Yun Zheng wrote down Mingqiao's screen name that he had changed several times on the paper step by step. What is the d-tone の Mingluo, what じ only 4 suddenly feels sad, what is it
"Look." Yun Zheng pointed, "If you don't say anything else, just look at these characters and these symbols. Can you recognize what they are at first glance?"
"How about it, I can't recognize it! Let me tell you, I can't recognize it either, and I even guess that Mingqiao can't recognize it himself. But we can't recognize it, so we dare not use it indiscriminately! Mingqiao dares to do so I think this is called elegant. How is it? Powerful?"
"And what I admire the most is what! Generally, non-mainstream killers like Mingqiao have a good life at the age of 13-19. After the age of 19, they basically understand their ignorance. And like Mingqiao, Twenty or so people haven’t woken up, so it’s estimated that Shamat’s funeral family doesn’t want him. One is too embarrassing, and the other is that the family’s funeral is full of greenery. Is he going to be a grandpa as an uncle?”
"Furthermore, even if he's still young, it's too... In other words, his life is also short-lived, but the income of Thai ladyboys is much richer than he is now. Why do you say he has to drag others to bury his beloved family? Go to Thailand After an operation, wouldn't you have everything
"Fuck! Six six six six!"
The barrage in the live broadcast room was non-stop, and Yun Zheng couldn't help laughing here, full of enthusiasm. However, at Mingqiao, they were so angry that the seven orifices were filled with smoke. Originally, according to Mingqiao's plan, the family's local tyrants directly smashed the rankings. As long as they were on the front page, Yun Zheng would not be able to jump for a long time. However, he never expected that Yun Zheng would scold him out of nowhere.
The live broadcast lasted less than half an hour, and he was scolded for a full twenty-five minutes. This frankly pinched him to maintain his personality, and he couldn't spray him backhanded! The more Ming Qiao thought about it, the more angry he became, and even the movements of his hands became messy.
And the local tyrants of Mingqiao's family were also aroused by this, and felt that Yun Zheng was too arrogant. Want to teach him a lesson. Therefore, these local tyrants from the Mingqiao family deliberately organized a group to show off in Yunzheng's live broadcast room with a tuba.
The so-called local tyrants naturally have some signs of local tyrants. The sign given by the raccoon is the title of knighthood.
Duke xxx entered the live broadcast room.
Earl xxx entered the live broadcast room
Earl xxx entered the live broadcast room.
Speaking of which, it was the raccoon who did the trick. As long as you recharge to a certain amount, you can get the title of nobleman. When a person with the title of nobility enters the live broadcast room, the raccoon will force the host to stop talking, indicating that visitors with the title of nobility are welcome to enter.
If it's anything else, it's actually okay, but the ids of these people are all the ones who love Mingqiao. It seemed very annoying.
Obviously, it's for showing off.
However, Yun Zheng's reaction was also very interesting. Pick up a bastard, pull it, and smash it to pieces.
At first, Mingqiao's local tyrants felt that their coming was a blow to Yunzheng, but after seeing Yunzheng's live broadcast content, for no reason, they felt the pain of boasting.
oo. Beloved Earl Mingqiao 灬ophp enters, smashing an egg with a clatter.
oo. Beloved Mingqiao 灬爱情恏 Nuoツ Earl enters, pala is another egg.
Stir it up, chop the cucumber, fry it in the pan, it will be yellowish green, very beautiful. However, it makes people feel confused.
Mingqiao's local tyrants: _(:з」∠)_There must be some misunderstanding.
However, there was laughter on the public screen.
"Hahahahaha, we, Yunzheng, have special swearing skills."
"No, I'll just ask if your eggs hurt!"
"Oh, how did you cut the cucumber so well? I'm almost moved just looking at it."
A group of people came in mightily, and instead of sweeping Yun Zheng's face, they were slapped in the face by Yun Zheng's backhand three times. Immediately, I became a little angry from embarrassment. Can't help typing the next line on the public screen:
Don't be shy, if you can't get too popular, you just wait to kneel down and call him dad.
The lively public screen was suddenly silent. They were right, Yun Zheng and Ming Qiao had a bet. However, now that Mingqiao is relying on the new exposure on the homepage, the number of people watching the live broadcast is far greater than that of Yunzheng. Even if Yunzheng is more talented than Mingqiao, so what, they really can't compete with Mingqiao when it comes to real money.
"Stupid!"
"I'll be waiting for you to kneel down and call Dad in a while!"
Mingqiao's local tyrants made a fuss on the public screen, and felt that they were so awesome.
However, today is destined to be a face-slapping day for this group of people, because they didn't hold their breath for three seconds when they saw a dazzling welcome screen suddenly flashed in the live broadcast room.
In fact, from Yunzheng's point of view, it is very non-mainstream and can't bear to look directly at it. But compared to the current raccoon platform, it is a very shocking scene.
Accompanied by the nine layers of colorful clouds and the visual effects of a hundred flowers blooming, the new tourist who came into Yunzheng's live broadcast room turned out to be a kingdom of titles.
The id is the same as the one on Weibo, it is Gu Yan who rewards Yun Zheng every time.
This time, even Yun Zheng himself was stunned for a moment.
Unlike those earl titles that can be obtained by accumulating thousands of recharges, the title king requires a one-time recharge of 500,000.
This amount, in the future, is of course nothing. But for the current raccoon platform, it is already a huge amount. After all, it is said that there are only six kings in the entire raccoon, and three of them are still accounts of Internet celebrity companies. Moreover, every time these six title kings come out, they are extremely powerful.
Just like when Gu Yan enters Yunzheng's live broadcast room now, the local rich list on the home page will always show that the title king has entered Yun Zheng's live broadcast room.
Now, those local tyrants who were still bouncing around suddenly became silent. Because, in front of the real local tyrants, they are just like chickens.
"Wow! The 20,000 bosses are here!" Most of the people in the live broadcast room were followed by Weibo. They are naturally very familiar with Gu Yan.
Because every time Gu Yan gave Yun Zheng a small reward, it was basically a multiple of 20,000. However, the id number is a random number, so everyone joked about him and called him the 20,000 boss. It means that the local tyrants who give Yun Zheng 20,000 rewards every time.
The title king will not have anything to do with this little anchor!
The local tyrants of Mingqiao's family vaguely felt that something was wrong, but it was already too late.
"Welcome 20,000 bosses, long time no see." Yun Zheng followed suit.
A boy of fifteen or sixteen years old is at the most delicate time, and his voice is just right and clear. With such a sentence, Gu Yan shook his hand.
339 sets of diamond rings went out.
As a result, it really is a local tyrant. On the raccoon platform, diamond rings are the most expensive gift, and a set costs 100 yuan, so Gu Yan's price is tens of thousands.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
However, Gu Yan himself was a little annoyed. He was not very familiar with the operation of the raccoon platform, and originally wanted to make nine sets of rings, but Yun Zheng's tone was too soft just now, and he shook his hand, and sent it directly.
So who the hell taught him to speak with that emphasis!
Gu Yan, whose ears were red, suddenly felt very awkward because everyone in the channel heard Yun Zheng's words. However, even though he was thinking this way, his body replied with a very upright expression. At the same time, he suddenly thought of Yun Zheng's anchor page that he had just seen, where there was a goal of earning tens of billions in self-evaluation.
Out of a very special heart, Gu Yan changed the id to Yan Ten Billion.
Then this time, ninety-nine sets of rings were accurately brushed on.
Yun Zheng: I'm afraid it's something to do.
It's more than a hundred thousand, which can be described as true love.
Not to mention that they saw it with their own eyes in the live broadcast room, even those outside the live broadcast room were stunned. On the raccoon platform, the king swipes gifts, which can be seen on the entire platform. Therefore, when Gu Yan came out, all the tourists who landed on the raccoon knew that there were local tyrants buying gifts from Yunzheng. This is much more powerful than the new list on the homepage.
Walk! Look at the local tyrants!
Quite a few people who had nothing to do just followed the link of the king's swiping gifts and clicked in. And Yunzheng's live broadcast instantly exploded in popularity.
3000, 7000, 1w5, 3w... More and more people entered Yunzheng's live broadcast room, and the newcomer list on the homepage also soared to the first place. As for Mingqiao, who managed to climb up on the tail, he was even kicked off the front page.
damn it! Ming Qiao was completely panicked. He originally thought that it would not be a problem to suppress a little Yun Zheng by relying on his foundation in the raccoon. But now, he was slapped in the face. What kind of helpless orphan is Yunzheng here? It's so unfathomable that it scares people to death, okay
Meager calculations on him, within a few hours, all the navy companies can be pulled out. On the other side of the live broadcast platform, they tried to use people to pressure him, and ended up making a king directly.
With such terrifying strength, why don't you just set yourself up for self-improvement and self-reliance all the time, okay? It is clearly a deception.
Ming Qiao was trembling with anger, the series of blows and troubles these days had brought him to the verge of collapse. If it wasn't for the jealousy and unwillingness towards Yun Zheng, he probably wouldn't be able to hold on long ago. But even so, today's comprehensive blow is too terrible for Mingqiao to bear.
At this time, Yun Zheng also took advantage of the situation and showed his true skills.
The casserole that had been simmering on a low fire before was finally opened, revealing his inner world to everyone. It's a well-done squab.
The so-called soup, the most important thing is the original taste of the food. The casserole is the best pot that can be perfectly matched with it. Only with simple spices, you can achieve the most attractive deliciousness of Yi Gu. Serve it with boiled turtle eggs, a few bright red goji berries, and a handful of emerald green scallions, and it's ready to serve.
The soup is clear, the meat is rotten, the bones are crisp, and the taste is mellow. A small casserole is a world, and what can be hidden in it can be called the most treasure that can touch the taste buds.
Although you can only see its color and not smell its taste, just looking at the color of the casserole after it is cooked is enough to make people salivate. And the smiles on the faces of the children who were called by Yun Zheng to share the food, and their non-stop admiration are the best proof.
"I want to eat."
"This anchor's skill is amazing! No, watching these kids eat soup, I swallowed."
"It's terrible. Pigeon soup is something we often make at home. It's the first time I realized that it's so delicious."
"I couldn't resist opening the takeaway, and I planned to order one. Huh, huh, I can't eat the anchor's cooking, so I can only order a few to comfort my empty stomach."
Now, those who watched the fun on the public screen couldn't help but brush up gifts for Yun Zheng.
Interesting to say, one of the raccoon gifts was in the shape of a turtle, but Yunzheng's main dish today happened to be soft-shelled turtle eggs. This is interesting, the entire public screen is full of rewarding turtles.
It stands to reason that this is not something too outrageous, but Yunzheng scolded Mingqiao for half an hour with the bastard's stalk. Therefore, the tortoise, which was originally just an ordinary reward, seemed to have turned into a mockery, all of which were slapped on Mingqiao's face.
Yunzheng's side is booming, but Mingqiao's side is still dying. Seeing Yun Zheng's soaring popularity, his hatred for Yun Zheng became more and more profound.
However, at this moment, the local tyrants who originally supported Mingqiao rebelled from within.
A big guy who only bought gifts and rarely talked, suddenly popped up in the group: "Yiwan, I may have been fanned by Yunzheng."
"Actually, me too." The other one followed up and replied: "Kids are so interesting, and their cooking posture is also really good-looking. They don't have those empty-headed ones, and they look delicious."
"I really liked his face. He is a gentle and clean young boy, and his words are also funny. I started to criticize Luo Mingqiao's words, but I couldn't be more funny."
"Haha, I've also been fanned."
"Big brothers, you have to trust Brother Mingqiao. And at such a critical time, are you going to abandon him? We are a family, we must be united to the outside world! Don't be fooled, you should wake up quickly."
"Who is with your family? I'm afraid they are sick!" These thighs that Mingqiao worked so hard to win over suddenly exploded because of this sentence. I think these non-mainstream people are mostly really stupid, or they are living in the old times. It's not about resisting US aggression and aiding Korea.
That's the case with the raccoon, there is no such thing as a hundred-day bonus. Especially these bosses who like to collect gifts are very fickle. It’s good to look at this one today, but you may be obsessed with that one tomorrow. There is always no long-term love. However, at this juncture, they resolutely left the tuba from Mingqiao's live broadcast room and transferred to Yunzheng's place, which was no different from hitting Mingqiao's face directly.
"Get out! Get out! Anyone who wants to get out, get out!" Ming Qiao lost all demeanor and couldn't maintain the live broadcast at all. The big dish that had been prepared for a long time was directly ruined.
He couldn't help but cut off the live broadcast. That's right, Mingqiao escaped. He couldn't accept everyone's scorn and ridicule, let alone face that kind of extreme humiliation and embarrassment.
Collapsing to the ground, Ming Qiao couldn't say a word at this time, and he was enveloped in great remorse. He had even been able to predict the ending. Ming Qiao knew that this time, he was completely finished.
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Big win.
That night, Yun Zheng's name became famous among the raccoons. Those who watched his live broadcast were shocked by his exquisite cooking skills. Marvel at his fun interactive content. And those who didn't watch the live broadcast were also surprised by Gu Yan's generous tip.
On the raccoon, Yun Zheng's attention directly exceeded 10,000, and he rushed to 97,000 before he barely stopped. And Yun Zheng's meager attention has gradually increased by tens of thousands.
"So what is Yun Zheng's background? Even the most despicable and shameless Ming Qiao can't beat him."
"It's hard to say. This kid is too evil. Didn't you find it? These days, anyone who comes to him, no matter good or bad, will immediately become a stepping stone for him to climb up."
"Besides, that local tyrant named Yan Ten Billion is also a weirdo. How could he fall in love with a gourmet anchor? This is not in line with common sense!"
"It's still Yun Zheng's ability!"
Such discussions continue to appear in various anchor groups. Even those who are popular have to give Yun Zheng some attention. Yun Zheng's momentum was too fast. If it can be maintained, I am afraid that within a year, there will be capital to stand shoulder to shoulder with them.
The anchors of these raccoon platforms are under double pressure because of Yun Zheng's strong strength. However, after Yunzheng's screen recording was uploaded on the Internet, more people couldn't help laughing because of this live broadcast.
"The kid is so bad, but he's really talented."
"It is said that those who read books are inscrutable, but this cook is really unique when he scolds people."
"How many bastards are there in that basket? Every time I see him smashing eggs so neatly, I feel a dull pain along with it."
As for the remark about Luo Mingqiao's non-mainstream attire, it became a popular joke, and it was widely spread among netizens.
The first new anchor of the real raccoon platform. Yun Zheng's popularity remained high. Although the live broadcast had passed, it still sparked a small upsurge.
And Mingqiao's side has completely become a foil, comparable to a clown.
In Mingqiao's house, Mingqiao was sitting on the floor dejectedly, his whole body was in a state of collapse.
In fact, from the very beginning, he shouldn't underestimate Yun Zheng, let alone impulsively regard Yun Zheng as a stepping stone before thoroughly investigating Yun Zheng's specific situation. But now it's too late. The Internet celebrity circle is so glamorous, but he can only leave by himself like a bereaved dog.
But why, why Yunzheng, an orphan with no abilities, was lucky enough to rise to the top, he calculated for a long time, but the bamboo basket fetched water in vain.
But there is still the kind of people who watch the excitement and are not afraid of big things. They sent the screenshots of the two people betting on the father game before, and this time Mingqiao was even more stimulated.
Ming Qiao: M, I really call him Dad, I'm afraid he will lose his life!
Anyway, the human setting has already collapsed, and Mingqiao no longer cared about the so-called demeanor, so he directly cursed Ait Yunzheng.
As for those diehard fans that Mingqiao still sticks to, they are also very angry, and they are even more disgusting. But such a fuss made them look even lower.
However, at this moment, Yun Zheng didn't have the energy to talk to them at all.
Because after this live broadcast, Yun Zheng's wealth directly exceeded the 300,000 mark, and at the same time, his second talent finally appeared.
The talent catcher will be activated every time the wealth value of the host reaches a stage change, and the specific talent capture type will be captured and upgraded by the person closest to him.
Listen, it seems pretty powerful. Yun Zheng was also looking forward to it. But then, the new talents given by the system left him at a loss.
It turned out to be Mercury Retrograde and Koi.
[Mercury Retrograde and Koi]: In layman's terms, it is similar to metaphysical fortune-telling. Embarrassingly, this talent is limited to meager metaphysics.
Yun Zheng: This is too ridiculous!
However, at the same time, the system gave a reminder: "Mercury retrograde and koi should be used at least once a day, and the results must be published, otherwise the host will be severely punished. Seriously, there will be lightning strikes~ I love you, okay?" clatter."
This is really cheating him!
Yun Zheng was rarely irritable, but there were still people who sent him to his door to kill him.
The Weibo Aite reminder kept ringing non-stop, and Yun Zheng opened it irritably. I found that 90% of them were cursing at the other end of Mingqiao.
The more annoying and more chaotic, a strong feeling kept appearing in Yunzheng's mind. Immediately afterwards, Yunzheng found that his fingers had subconsciously typed a string of words on the keyboard, and at the same time, Aite called Mingqiao.
It was precisely this string of words that almost made Mingqiao froth at the mouth with anger and was hospitalized after suffering a stroke.