I’m Raking in Billions in the Aristocracy

Chapter 38: Water retrograde experience

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In later Wang’s own words, if he was given another chance to do it again, he would never doubt Yun Zheng’s koi trumpet at all, and he would definitely go to the hospital for an examination as soon as possible. The ancestors offered up.

The ups and downs he experienced that night will never be forgotten throughout his life.

On the day when the live broadcast of the haunted house started, just after twelve o'clock, Brother Wang brought the co-workers in charge of filming to the side of the haunted house. Unlike the haunted houses he went to in the past, this haunted house still has a bit of history in it.

It is said that this is the place where a young daughter-in-law left behind by an educated youth committed suicide when she went to the countryside.

In the words of the locals, it is the typical Chen Shimei who meets the infatuated version of Qin Xianglian.

That little daughter-in-law divorced the educated youth on her own initiative. At that time, in the rush to go back to the city, the educated youth said that the two had a fake divorce, so he went back first, and then came to pick her up. The little daughter-in-law is easy to deceive, so she believed it, and followed the educated youth's instructions to make a big fuss. In the end, the village chief couldn't bear the trouble anymore, and hurriedly begged the two of them to divorce quickly.

"You were the one who was going to marry at the beginning, and you managed to make it through. You also provided for college students, so why did you have to get a divorce?" If he gets divorced, he can't change his urban hukou, and the honor of being a college student belongs to the village. At the same time, it can be regarded as the most basic guarantee for the little daughter-in-law.

After all, the educated youth went to university for four years, and the outside world is dazzling. Who can guarantee that he will definitely come back? Holding a marriage, it can be regarded as a little bottom in my heart.

Other people would like to detain people and not let them go, but this girl is a fool who pushes people away. The old village head tried to persuade and persuade, but it was of no use, so he said "I can't live with it" and could only divorce the two of them.

The educated youth didn't have a bad reputation, but the young daughter-in-law was called a "shrew" and "knowing what to do". After all, the little daughter-in-law was very tight-lipped, and she didn't tell anyone. This was an appointment between the two of them in private.

However, in the face of scum, no matter how virtuous and virtuous he is, it will be in vain. The little daughter-in-law waited wholeheartedly for the educated youth to come back to pick him up, but five years had passed, and the educated youth had not returned. Three years later, another migrant worker came back and told her that the educated youth had married a rich lady.

The little daughter-in-law didn't believe it, so she went to find it according to the information given by the fellow. Sure enough, as soon as he arrived at the place, he bumped into the picture of the educated youth holding a beautiful girl on his arm and holding his son full of complacency.

It's hard to say whether this little daughter-in-law is cowardly or stubborn. After she was provoked, she didn't go out to make trouble with the educated youth. After returning home, she hanged herself at home.

In the back, rumors of haunting came out.

Didn't everyone say that the one who committed suicide was the earth-bound spirit, so he could only stay in the position where he committed suicide before he died. Therefore, there are all kinds of rumors in the village, and there are all kinds of rumors. Some people said that they sang here at night to cry for injustice. Some people said that there was a female ghost in white who lit a lamp and floated past here in the middle of the night. Some people said that the educated youth came back once later. field.

Not enough, no matter what it is, after decades of changes, it can only become a mountain night talk passed down by word of mouth.

"So, to be a man, you have to have a bit of manly courage. After the daughter-in-law is married, you have to be responsible to the other girl. How can you throw away your original wife for the sake of your future. This girl is also kind. If you want to change it to me, you must It will cause his wife and family to break up and die." Wang Ge said, and according to the old calendar, he set up a table in front of the house, offered three sticks of incense, and burned some paper money along the way. He was still muttering about the man in the rumors.

I have to say, as a normal man with "non-straight male cancer", Wang Ge's three views are still very positive. Generally, he would never uphold the dignity of a man for things like this, and he would evaluate what he should do in the real world. Unbiased, not forcibly distorting the facts. Therefore, many people appreciate him very much.

Right now, after listening to him explain the origin of the haunted house, the tourists in the live broadcast room couldn't help complaining one after another.

"If you ask me, this little daughter-in-law is too cowardly, she dares to die! Why don't you expose the scum?"

"I think the anchor is right. She is too kind-hearted. At that time, women were still very demanding. She really made trouble, and the eldest lady will definitely have to divorce. Another family breakup. Maybe she is distressed. Where's the girl!"

"It hurts me so much, but I want to talk more! That scumbag is begging the young lady now, take the low and make the small, if he is bound to be strong in the future, he will definitely become a bastard!"

"So in the final analysis, it's still the fault of that scumbag. I'm so angry."

"Huh, it's a pity that there is no follow-up to that story. I really want to know if the scumbag will be punished in the end."

As the number of people in the live broadcast room increased, the discussion became more and more intense. Seeing the ever-increasing number of tourists, Wang Ge gradually became happy.

Right now, he has only started the live broadcast for half an hour, and there are already more than 40,000 people in the live broadcast room. Of course, a large part of them actually came for the water retrograde of Yunzheng Koi Trumpet, but Wang Brother has self-confidence and believes that he can completely retain people.

"It seems that it is really right to link up with that koi number." Wang Ge avoided Mai and whispered to his cameraman. Then get ready to start today's haunted house adventure with confidence.

"I know what you want to see, and I know what you are looking forward to? Will the Mercury retrograde given to me by the poisonous carp come true? Will I encounter the rumored weird event tonight? Let's wait and see!" It's the anchor, and Brother Wang has a good grasp of the rhythm. In such an environment, lowering the voice a little would make it seem extra weird, and it would immediately arouse everyone's curiosity and focus on the next adventure.

The most important thing is that the vast majority of people in Wangge's live broadcast room today, what they are really looking forward to is whether Yunzheng's Mercury retrograde will become a reality. Brother Wang released the relevant geographical information of today's haunted house in advance. Therefore, everyone knows that there is no river here at all. So how on earth do you break your leg by the river? This can be said to be very exciting.

As time went by, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room became more and more tense.

The field of vision was pitch black, and only the place illuminated by the flashlight had a little light. And the environment so quiet that one could even hear one's breathing clearly brought this sense of crisis to the extreme. Everyone's attention was on the screen, and even the barrage became much quieter.

However, driving high and walking low may describe Wang Ge's current situation. A full hour passed and nothing happened. Not only did it not happen, but the whole expedition was extremely boring.

Although the little daughter-in-law's house has been around for a long time, it is considered complete and tidy. In addition to being empty for so many years, there is at most a half-collapsed bed frame inside, plus a table with a broken leg, and there is nothing else. Even if you want to make some gimmicks, you can't find them.

"This is too boring!"

"Yeah, what kind of haunted house is this? It's just an ordinary old house."

"It's boring, let's go!"

It is already past one o'clock in the morning, and there has been no change for a long time, which makes many people who were not sleepy before feel sleepy. Brother Wang himself was also anxious, and finally had an idea, and said: "Everyone come with me, let's go to the back room to have a look. It is said that people hanged to death on the tree behind."

"Say it early!"

"It's interesting, go and go."

Watching the commotion on the public screen again, Brother Wang gradually let go of his restless heart. Hurry up and go back with the camera.

I don't know if it was because of the cloudy sky, but as soon as Brother Wang went out the back door, he felt that the sky was dark and there was a faint cloudy mist.

"No." His heart tightened, but he was still courageous and continued to walk back. As everyone knows, he walked firmly on this side, but the camera behind him did not keep up.

It's not because of any supernatural beings, but in fact, it's a coincidence.

The old house is in disrepair and has no lights. After Wang Ge opened the door and went out, the door was stuck immediately, and the camera was locked in the room. The video camera is not as courageous as Brother Wang. After making such a fuss, he immediately screamed out, almost peeing in fear. As for the tourists in the live broadcast room, they were also taken aback immediately.

After all, whoever it was would have to be terrified to see a door blowing towards his face in the middle of the night.

"Hastily, I scared my father to death."

"It won't really appear!"

"It's too evil, why did the door close suddenly?"

However, they were still discussing here, when they heard a muffled sound like a heavy object falling to the ground outside the house, followed by a cry of pain, which sounded like Brother Wang's. But when I heard it again, there was no sound.

"No, I won't really meet a ghost!" Whoever said it first on the public screen, everyone in the live broadcast room was frightened by this sentence. But later, no matter how much the camera yelled, the fact that Wang Ge couldn't get a response made them shudder even more.

So in the middle of the night, why did they watch this live broadcast

Many people hugged the quilt and looked around vigilantly. They always felt chills on their backs, as if there were invisible eyes staring at them all the time.

But this is the root of human inferiority, the more afraid and curious, the more I can't help but want to get to the bottom of it and know the truth.

After another ten minutes, there was still no reply from Brother Wang, and the camera finally opened the stuck wooden door, and mustered up the courage to say "Camera, go and have a look!" and "Camera brother, come on!" Under such instigation, he boldly walked out.

It can only be said that Brother Wang was really unlucky. When he went out, he only had an old flashlight in his hand. But as soon as the camera went out, he noticed something wrong on the ground not far away. It seems that the other end is much shorter than the one under the feet.

He approached cautiously, and then his expression changed, and he took out his cell phone and called the emergency call.

Unexpectedly, Brother Wang actually had an accident.

Although it is not known exactly how he fell, judging from the unnatural angle of his right leg, it must have been broken.

"It actually broke!"

"It worked, that water is retrograde!"

"This is a fake! Is this short slope 1.5 meters? Even if you jump down, you will sprain your feet at most."

Don't walk by the river, be careful not to break your leg.

Thinking of the Mercury retrograde given by Yunzheng before, and looking at Brother Wang's current state, the entire live broadcast room exploded. And when the ambulance arrived, what the medical staff said made them even more horrified.

Because Wang Ge was in a coma and hadn't had time to close the wheat, they could all hear the doctor say: "Who told you to come here in the middle of the night? This area used to be a river, but later the road was forcibly changed for the convenience of farming. It gradually dried up. However, there is still groundwater, so the soil is very soft. It turns out that the area by the river bank is a bit of a swamp. I can’t see a foot sinking, and the fractures are all small. Before, there were people who directly landed on the head first. , don’t even need to be saved.”

"What's the matter with this kid now? Don't stay in the city, why come here to make trouble."

So, it really fell by the river!

As Wang Ge was sent to the ambulance, today's live broadcast ended. But many people in the live broadcast room did not leave. They were still immersed in the feeling that can be called fantasy, and they couldn't recover for a long time.

"You said, will the words behind the poisonous carp come true? Didn't he ask Brother Wang to go to the hospital to check?"

"I guess... yes."

"I have a hunch that I don't want to. I think Brother Wang is going to stumble this time."

They kept guessing. But Brother Wang, who was in the hospital, wished he could kneel down for Yun Zheng.

In a coma and anesthesia, Wang woke up with severe pain in his right leg. Looking at his leg in plaster, he felt unbelievable at first, and then, even his intestines were about to turn green.

He felt that if he had been lowered before, he would have been doubting the accuracy of the Yunzheng Koi, and he had to try it out, so it was good. Straight to hospital dog leash.

He took the mobile phone from his friend and opened Weibo to take a look. Sure enough, the entire Internet celebrity circle is now discussing what happened to him yesterday. And his private messages are also full of inquiries that many people care about.

"I told you not to be too confident, that koi number is very accurate." Brother Wang's friend couldn't help but make an afterthought when he saw his expression of lovelessness.

This time, Brother Wang, who was originally wilted, seemed to be withered, closing his eyes and not wanting to pay attention to others. At the same time, he also suddenly became afraid, because he remembered that Yun Zheng's water retrograde, and the second half of the sentence, gave him time to go to the hospital for an examination.

Thinking of this, Brother Wang quickly opened his eyes again, and asked his friends, "Is my inspection list still there? Besides the legs, are there any other problems?"

"Uh... it came out, but I haven't had time to look at it yet. Isn't it just about the leg? What? Do you think there is something else wrong?" His friend was also made suspicious.

"No, it's Mercury retrograde. There's still the second half of Mercury retrograde. Tell me to see a doctor. You said I won't have any terminal illness!" Brother Wang was about to cry.

At this moment, the doctor who made the rounds opened the door and came in. Seeing that Brother Wang was awake, he breathed a sigh of relief, "Just get up, just in time for your test results to come out. There are some situations that you need to understand yourself."

"I, I can't be terminally ill!" Hearing that the doctor's tone was wrong, Wang Ge was so frightened that his whole body became pimples. Looking at the doctor's eyes was a little desperate.

"It's not a terminal illness, it's just a little troublesome." The doctor was too nervous to open his mouth, but he was still calm after all, and explained the specific situation of Brother Wang in detail. Speaking later, Brother Wang's friends couldn't help but cover their faces, looking at Brother Wang with sympathy in their eyes.

Who would have expected that after Brother Wang was admitted to the hospital because of a broken leg, it was found that something was wrong. Or kidney problems.

"Fortunately for you, this is still an early stage. According to the current treatment methods, you can completely recover. If it is too late, you will be finished. If you go abroad, you will not be able to save it. But..." The doctor was panting, and Wang Ge listened to his heart thumping. of.

It's scary what happened, what the doctor said after the turning point really chilled his heart.

The doctor said: "After the operation, fertility may be affected. You must be mentally prepared."

Wang: ...

So I am going to become a eunuch

Immediately bewildered.

Brother Wang's friends were also confused.

After a long time, the two people who were too scared to be cowardly quickly logged into Weibo and went to find Yunzheng. When things got to this point, Brother Wang couldn't care less about losing face, and if he didn't get a reply to his private message, he decided to use the big Aite.

This shit is really a terrible thing, maybe I will become a eunuch. At the time when he received the Mercury retrograde meeting, he was still thinking about slapping Yun Zheng in the face, but now it's all right, begging for benevolence, all Yun Zheng's words have been fulfilled one by one. It also comes with a debuff about becoming a eunuch. Brother Wang was so frightened that he doubted his life, he looked for Yunzheng everywhere in Weibo, crying, and even said what he said when he knelt down to call his father.

Yun Zheng only saw his private message and Aite when he came back from school at night. Looking at the "Daddy save me" in the message bar, Yun Zheng only frowned, leaving only black lines all over his head.

Because I don't want to be smashed like this useless.

But even so, at the end of being speechless, he still replied seriously, "Treat the illness well, and the daughter-in-laws will be tall and long-legged beauties in the future, and they will be smashed."

"Really?" Brother Wang, who had been writing Weibo for a day and didn't reply, was almost desperate. Seeing Yun Zheng's words now, he immediately cheered up.

"Well, you work hard to recover from illness, you have a good character, and if you don't do anything wrong, you can live a hundred years without worry."

"Ahhh, thank you Koi Papa!" This brother Wang is also a funny guy, he was scared to pee before, and began to doubt life, wishing he could wipe his neck and kill himself. Even the doctor kept reassuring him that it was just a possibility, not necessarily affecting his fertility. These words could not make him feel at ease. Yun Zheng was a koi, so he immediately revived on the spot.

Even with a plaster cast on his leg, he was still alive and kicking. Even later, they came up with a new gimmick for live broadcasting, saying that the entire treatment process would be broadcast live, so that andrological diseases would no longer be tabooed by the world.

So what kind of magical existence are the anchors in the outdoor circle

Thinking about the character of Ling Xiang, the landlord's silly nephew, Yun Zheng felt that the personalities of these outdoor anchors are also interesting. But speaking of it, Brother Wang has this kind of disease after all, so it's good to be optimistic, so Yun Zheng just smiled and planned to skip this trouble and change his number directly.

Coincidentally, at this time, someone sent a private message, and Yun Zheng clicked on it to see that it was Gu Yan. Most likely because of the matter of Brother Wang that aroused curiosity, Gu Yan's question was very straightforward.

"Are you sure he will have a son in the future?" Gu Yan seemed to have investigated this problem, so he was even more curious about how the Jinyu was so sure. Even the appearance of the daughter-in-law can be imagined.

However, the other Yun Zheng, who was wearing a vest, couldn't help laughing when he thought of the future he had calculated through Brother Wang's meagerness. He knew that Gu Yan would not talk nonsense, so he simply shared interesting things with him: "I figured out that the one who will marry him in the future will be a man."

Gu Yan: ...

Marriage between men and women in Hua is now legal. If Brother Wang marries a man in the future, it really doesn't matter whether he can have children. After all, surrogacy is enough.

Seeing that he was speechless, Yun Zheng couldn't help teasing Gu Yan again: "Actually, I can still figure out that you will have a beautiful daughter in the future, and the facial features will choose the best-looking place for you and your future partner."

Gu Yan was shocked at the other end, and didn't reply for a long time. I even forgot about the reward this time.

Yun Zheng hugged the phone and laughed non-stop. Yun Zheng felt that with Gu Yan's character, having such a girl in the future would definitely cause her to get angry from birth, and she would be very angry when she thought that her girl would be snatched away by those little boys in the future. I can't wait to hide my daughter and be my only little princess.

Therefore, as soon as his koi was sent out, Gu Yan must have started to worry immediately.

But thinking about it like this, Yun Zheng felt awkward again. Gu Yan will have a daughter in the future, with whom? I don't know why, but the koi talent that is so clear in others becomes blurred every time I meet Gu Yan.

So, thinking of Gu Yan's appearance when he was with him, and thinking of Gu Yan's future partner, Yun Zheng frowned subconsciously. And he felt that Gu Yan looked so innocent and well-behaved, so he couldn't be deceived by others early on, so he had to pay more attention to it.

Maybe, it will become like that in the last life, because some ruthless person played with his feelings, otherwise, how can a good child change his personality? The body is still broken like that.

The more Yun Zheng thought about it, the more something went wrong. Even when he looked at himself insignificantly, the information that vaguely showed that he would have a daughter in the future was ignored.

However, Gu Yan on the other end was quite different from Yun Zheng's troubled appearance. Not only was he not half depressed, but he was also very happy.

The first koi that this koi gave him was a wish come true. At that time, what Gu Yan was thinking about was the future of himself and Yun Zheng. All wishes come true, can we be together

As for the second koi, his wish came true, and it soon came true, allowing him and Yun Zheng to live under the same roof.

As for the third item now, having a daughter, isn't that implying that he and Yun Zheng will get married, and the marriage is stable, and they will have children? Looking at it together, isn't it a great thing

In addition, Gu Yan has nothing to worry about about her daughter's future lifelong events. The future daughter of him and Yunzheng will naturally be pampered and brought up.

Moreover, with such an excellent father as Yunzheng, his daughter's vision must be high. In Gu Yan's opinion, there is no one who is better and more fascinating than Yun Zheng. Therefore, if one day his daughter really finds someone comparable to Yun Zheng, even if she gets married right away, he won't worry about it.

Thinking of this, Gu Yan's mood became better and better. It's rare to have a smile on the corner of your lips all day long.

Brother Wang's begging for the koi was over like this. It has to be said that in this small disturbance, the ultimate beneficiary is still Yun Zheng's koi trumpet. Originally, the poisonous carp fight in Wudi brought him a lot of popularity. And Brother Wang's fantasy experience once again gave his account a strong mystery.

I can't wait to say that anyone who is in the Internet celebrity circle will know that his koi account is straight to the point, it's scary!

Therefore, thanks to this brother Wang, if someone like Yun Zheng begs for koi, it is no longer a simple begging, but a reward. And after those people got the koi or the Mercury retrograde, the number of people who believed it directly became more, unlike before, most of them were careless. This directly accelerated the speed at which Yun Zheng earned merit points.

One day a week later, Yunzheng was still in school, but the system unexpectedly made a sound, indicating that the wealth value reached the staged lottery amount, and the lottery will start immediately.

"Wait." Yun Zheng wanted to stop him. However, this time, the result came out faster than ever. Still an effect aura. The point is still.

However, that name made Yun Zheng sneer after reading it.