Mercury retrograde and koi: @元向雷, your mother will soon be out of food.
Mercury retrograde and koi: @曹汉引, you are going to be pissed off for plagiarizing your mentor.
Mercury retrograde and koi: @甜书清, your fucking fan was punished and asked to be a eunuch.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck! What the hell did I see?"
"These three are the most famous little fresh meat now!"
"The poisonous carp is going crazy. The fans of these three people can probably go around the world hand in hand. The poisonous carp will be scolded in minutes."
"The wind is blowing, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone."
This time, the whole Weibo was in chaos. Not to mention the fans of the three celebrities mentioned, even the fans of Guang Yunzheng Koi Trumpet himself were all shocked.
They felt that Yunzheng's koi trumpet was too daring to say so. Even these three people dared to send water retrograde. The key point is that it’s okay if you don’t send it out, it’s that big once it’s released. This melon will scare them into the urine, and they dare not take it at all.
Yuan Xianglei, Cao Hanyin, Gan Yiqing, these are the most famous little fresh meats in the entertainment industry. Normally, whenever one stood up, there would be screams everywhere. And most importantly, their respective personalities are also very stable. In the words of fans, it starts with appearance, falls into talent, and stays loyal to character.
Let’s just talk about the first Yuan Xianglei, a well-known filial son, who was also a draft pick. It is said that he is a single parent and his family environment is not good. My mother has worked so hard to raise her, and now she is famous. Wherever she goes, she has to choose gifts for her, and she also shows some filial piety in various programs and details. He was once rated as a good son of the nation. And the second Cao Hanyin is a talented person with excellent singing and writing. It is said that he is the closed disciple of Master xx, and he wants to go to the TV circle this year. As for the third Gan Yiqing, a restrained and reserved character, he is the male god of the most popular idol drama recently. He has no scandals in his debut, and he is personable, with a pair of long legs, which is easy to attract people's imagination.
No matter which one of these three has tens of millions of fans, in comparison, the popularity of Koi Trumpet's million is simply incomparable.
This time it really poked a hornet's nest, and countless people scolded the street. None of those star fans are easy to mess with. They were all bombarding Yunzheng's gourmet tuba, but now they directly shifted the battlefield and ran to the small koi side.
"There's something wrong with you! Don't you like our elder brother Hong?"
"An internet celebrity should be an internet celebrity, and even play a guest role as a paparazzi. It's simply disgusting."
"Our elder brother is nobler than you even with a toenail, it's not something you can defile with a stupid mental retardation!"
"Are you still a fan? Only a wretched old man like you with a big belly and a Mediterranean face will go for a fan with shallow eyes! As long as our brother is willing, how many people line up to come and wait, it's a joke!"
Yun Zheng's koi trumpet was immediately rounded. And soon, the loss of Jinyu's wealth from the list was also brought out and attacked badly. Many people scolded, saying that Yunzheng's koi trumpet is a mouse hiding in the gutter, and they don't even dare to bind their real names. Otherwise, a previous program suspected that paparazzi was behind him! What's the difference between this wretched gossip look and a disgusting paparazzi
It has to be said that these little fresh meat fans are really powerful in fighting. The fans of Yunzheng Koi Trumpet are considered to be warriors in the Internet celebrity circle, but they are still defeated in front of them. The main reason is that it is really unreasonable. No matter what you say, it may be misinterpreted as a weird attack reason.
"You can't communicate with the idiots, just wait for your brother to be slapped in the face."
"Although you are tough, I still fight the poisonous carp. I believe that the carp master will not make mistakes."
"One mouthful of poisonous grandma will kill you, and the mouth of poisonous carp will be broken. I will hold you here for a thousand. In less than half a day, you idols will all have to show their original forms."
Many of Yun Zheng's koi numbers have assets. Coupled with the inherent painting style of the Internet celebrity circle, if we can't scold, we can spend money! There is a steady stream of rewards all of a sudden, there are those who are idle and have nothing to do, and a thousand dollars are rewarded separately, one piece at a time, which can actually overwhelm those small fresh meat fans.
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"My mother, are these brainless fans of little fresh meat so powerful in fighting? It's really scary, okay?" Gu Jia and Ling Xiang checked the battle with their mobile phones, speechless. He knew that those little fresh meat fuckers set up a fan circle very steadily, but he didn't expect that it would be exaggerated to this extent. This is no longer a brain-dead fan, it is a brain-dead.
But Yun Zheng smiled and didn't talk to him, he was still gentle all over, not even a little bit angry, as if those people were not the one who scolded him.
"Brother Yan, don't you think it's scary for Yun Xiaozheng to be so calm?"
"What's so scary?" Gu Yan glanced at him coldly. Ling Xiang immediately closed his mouth and sat upright.
What kind of pot should match what kind of cover, this one is also quite scary. Ling Xiang burst into tears in his heart.
Seeing this, Yun Zheng raised his hand and pinched the back of Gu Yan's neck indistinctly, and said as if to comfort a little puppy: "Don't scare Ling Xiang, he is timid."
"En." Gu Yan responded in a low voice, and looked away.
So, I have been disgusted again! Ling Xiang immediately felt hit by a hundred points.
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As time went on, the Internet became more chaotic.
The comment area of Yunzheng Koi trumpet has become the main battlefield of the chaos. These three little fresh meat fans usually fight each other, but this time, facing a common enemy, they unexpectedly stood together. Aim at the muzzle and unanimously go out.
And the fans of Yunzheng Koi trumpet are also the top iron, and they can withstand this kind of wave. Especially those local tyrant fans, they are also very loyal, and feel that the words of a highly respected master of metaphysics like Poison Carp are like nails in the wall, and there is absolutely no problem with them. Those little stars are also ridiculous. They don't say anything and quickly reflect on themselves, and they even connive at the fans to come and make trouble. Isn't this neurosis? Can't scold? It doesn't matter, we won't scold you! Spend money only!
Just like that, Yun Zheng's koi trumpet, following the incident of Wudi Media, was once again brought to Weibo's hot searches. But this time, with the blessing of those three little fresh meats, Yun Zheng alone took up four topics, which is even more powerful than those big stars buying trending searches.
The situation became more and more serious, but the three stars only thought it was ridiculous at this moment.
"Eighty percent of them got the news from some kind of paparazzi. It's impossible to count."
"That's right, the public relations have been done at the beginning. Those things will never be exposed."
They are called Xiaoxianrou, but that doesn't mean they are really newcomers in the entertainment industry. What Yunzheng Koi trumpet said was indeed true, but even so, they still had nothing to fear. After all, each of them is a sledgehammer to make money in the company, and public relations is not a joke, how could these things be exposed.
I have to say that people in the entertainment industry have similar means. It was the same set that Yunzheng had seen before, refusing rumors to the outside, pitiful to the inside, and then making it look like it was too upright to send a lawyer's letter to Yunzheng's Koi trumpet. It seems to be very righteous, but in the eyes of knowledgeable people, it's all just trying to cover up.
Therefore, after seeing the lawyer's announcement from the opposite side, Yun Zheng's koi trumpet not only did not mean to retreat, but became more determined.
Mercury retrograde and koi: am10:45
It seems to be a time, ten forty-five in the morning? what does this mean? Many onlookers were stunned. But Yuan Xianglei's fans are sensitive to it. Isn't this my brother's latest variety show
"What do you mean? Is this a confession to help Leilei do the show promotion?"
"Hehehe, after the slander is over, you are asking for peace, do you think this will be useful?"
"It's ridiculous, what kind of master of metaphysics, I can't even understand the words, I'm afraid I'm not a junior high school student!"
The brain circuit of a brain fan will never be clear to people. However, the fans of Yunzheng Koi trumpet all laughed because of this.
"Hahaha, this is a preview! Wait for 10:45, I'm going to find out what program this is."
"Hey, Yuan Xianglei is the first person to collapse!"
"I'm looking forward to it, I like to watch the poisonous carp slap the face. Hey! Don't leave the stupid fans downstairs, let's wait and see what kind of person you brother Lei is!"
"You fart!"
It was another wave of tearing. However, Yuan Xianglei also saw this passage, couldn't help but frowned, and asked the agent again: "The show is ready later! Don't let that old woman embarrass me!"
"I'll do the work, don't worry. I made the arrangements yesterday. I even bought all the clothes and the meals were delivered on time. There is no such thing as starving to death." The manager said helplessly. For Yuan Xianglei's mother, he is also at a loss. Apart from the fact that he was really kind to his son, it was useless. Illiterate and confused, a typical uneducated old woman can't memorize the scripts given to her. Originally, he planned to use this program to give Yuan Xianglei a wave of enthusiasm, but now it seems that he can only do his best.
"It's useless enough. If you don't tell me, no one will think it's your real mother."
"What can I do, otherwise I wouldn't have run out early." When mentioning his mother, Yuan Xianglei also sneered, how could he be so filial to the outside world.
At 10:45, the show started on time. It was a talk show introducing the growth process of stars. The host's skills are very high, and the celebrities invited each time are also the inspirational types with very good traffic popularity, so the ratings are relatively stable.
The main guest of this issue is Yuan Xianglei. As a grassroots draft star, Yuan Xianglei's experience is far more tortuous than others. When talking about the time when the bar was stationed and it was difficult to even eat every day, many people shed distressed tears.
"I'm so moved that someone's design collapsed, okay? Are you all blind, such a good Yuan Xianglei, why did you hack him!"
"That's right, I'm about to cry so hard that I can't breathe. Thinking about how difficult it was back then, now that I've finally recovered, I still have to be slandered like this. I feel sorry for my brother."
"Poisonous carp is such an idiot that it should be banned by Weiwei. What kind of metaphysics master is it? Has the Metaphysics Association recognized it? It's a mistake."
Under the meager comment area of Yunzheng Koi's trumpet, there was another wave of bombardment from fans. But this time, the fans of Koi Trumpet were unexpectedly silent.
Are they moved? Or maybe he couldn't bear the scolding battle, so he was discouraged
No, not at all, they are sensitive to smell the precursor to face slap.
In the wild fan group of Koi Trumpet.
"Hahaha, I feel it, the reversal will come soon."
"Hey, those stupid fans are probably really mentally retarded, and they can't eat at the bar. Hahaha, they are dutiful sons and fresh meat. The price is clearly marked in the circle, and you can get it if you pay!"
"I don't accept anything else, just take the poisonous carp. Wait, soon, definitely soon. My friend told me that this guy's mother is also at the scene today, and the first Mercury retrograde is undoubtedly this. "
"Kneel down to the two bosses upstairs, and wait for your face to be slapped."
Sure enough, just after their discussion on this side, on the TV over there, the show was coming to an end, and a faltering old lady was invited to come up.
"Mom, why are you here?" Yuan Xianglei seemed to be stunned, and then quickly took him over. However, at an angle where no one noticed, he lowered his voice and warned fiercely: "According to what the assistant taught you yesterday, don't make trouble for me!"
"Yes, yes." The woman's face was full of longing to see her son, but she was afraid of making the child angry, so she answered. But my heart was pounding. Yesterday's assistant, who looked very proud, looked down on her very much, and said a lot, she couldn't understand a lot of them. It's scary that if I say it now, it will make my son angry again. She hasn't seen Yuan Xianglei for several years, and she cherishes the rare opportunity to meet.
Therefore, he became more cautious, and his originally ugly face became even paler. The steps under his feet also became weak.
"Auntie seems a little nervous." The host had a great warm-up skill, and a smile made Yuan Xianglei's mother feel a lot easier. The next topic is easy to continue.
Yuan Xianglei continued to play the story of a dutiful son, while his mother tried hard to cooperate despite being unfamiliar. It seems that everything is very normal, and it has earned a wave of tears from the brain-dead fans.
However, unexpectedly, an accident happened suddenly. Who would have expected that Yuan Xianglei's mother would faint while talking.
"What... what's going on?" The show was broadcast live, and Yuan Xianglei's mother fainted, so naturally she couldn't continue. Fortunately, the program team was well prepared and immediately called the doctor.
But it's bad, it's on this doctor. Originally, they also said that they used the plot of Yuan Xianglei's mother's sudden illness to create a gimmick to show Yuan Xianglei's filial piety more clearly. But the doctor said it right away.
"You don't usually feed your mother? This is hypoglycemia due to hunger. I guess I haven't eaten for three days. Are you a big star or a filial son? Are you earning so much money and not letting your mother eat enough?"
This sentence caused an uproar in the audience!
According to the statistics two months ago, Yuan Xianglei's filming has reached 8 million episodes, which is higher than that of some old dramas in the TV circle. Now, a doctor said that his mother seems to have not eaten for three days. , if it wasn't for the live broadcast, no one would believe it.
"I don't believe it! This must be nonsense!"
"Where did this doctor come from! You can sue him for spilling dirty water on innocent people!"
"Quack doctor, quickly revoke his medical qualification certificate!"
A group of idiot fans with their eyes blocked, bombarded the doctor one after another, and wanted to try to flesh him out. But the next set of exposed photos made them speechless.
It should have been taken by some spectators at the scene.
The first one is Yuan Xianglei's mother's feet. Her shoes don't fit well. The point is, on the soles of the feet without socks, you can clearly see thick calluses. Although it is clean, the skin is old and dull, each of which means that this woman is in a bad life.
The second photo is a full body photo. Even thinner than what you see on TV. Yuan Xianglei's mother was almost skinny.
"Actually, I've been sitting next to my aunt. When she came in, I was scared to death. This is not a living person! It's just a skeleton."
"That's right, I'm also skeptical, Yuan Xianglei is really a filial son, how could he let his mother be in such a state?"
"And Yuan Xianglei's assistant is disgusting. When she sent the old man in, she looked arrogant. I couldn't help looking at her, but I couldn't help but want to slap her. Whoever doesn't grow old one day, disrespects people, there must be A degree!"
With the exposure of the detailed photos, the audience in the front row also commented one after another, expressing doubts whether Yuan Xianglei is really a filial son, and it is very likely that he is just a show.
Then, Yuan Xianglei's mother's neighbor broke the news. Yuan Xianglei's mother really couldn't get enough to eat. If I had some money, I sent it to my son. And Yuan Xianglei hasn't been home for more than ten years. After becoming a celebrity, he never even showed his face. A few assistants came over a few times, but they were all to keep Yuan Xianglei's mother from talking nonsense. Money should have been given some, but care, absolutely nothing! And it's useless to give money. Yuan Xianglei didn't speak, even if his mother guarded Jinshan, she didn't dare to touch a steel coin.
As for later, they moved Yuan Xianglei's mother, and they didn't know about the follow-up. But judging from his previous performance, Yuan Xianglei is definitely not a filial son! That's all a lie.
The truth is clear. Almost everyone who saw it was too shocked to speak.
Dutiful son, what a filial son!
Thinking of Yuan Xianglei's filial son who missed his mother one by one in the past, wanted to live with his mother, and hoped that his mother would be healthy, the hypocrisy was disgusting.
But at this time, someone suddenly realized, Yun Zheng's water is retrograde, Yuan Xianglei, your mother is going to starve to death. It worked, it really worked.
"Quack quack, I said, the poisonous carp will definitely be able to beat the face! You are jumping! Jumping!"
"I laughed so hard, my son has a monthly salary of several million, but he almost starved his mother to death. Whoops! This is the best joke I've heard this year."
"What kind of son is a good citizen? I want to have such a son. I will strangle him to death before he is born."
Fans of Yunzheng Koi trumpet expressed their joy. And the people who eat melons on the Internet also feel that Yuan Xianglei's character is really good enough. Even the transfer records given by Yuan Xianglei's public relations later showed that Yuan Xianglei paid alimony every month, and the old lady's frugal whitewashing strategy was ignored.
frugal? Who are you lying to! Where can anyone be so frugal that he starves himself to death? I'm afraid I'm not writing the latest Arabian Nights.
Ever since, a water retrograde, a little fresh meat set collapsed. You said he was a coincidence, but it was so scary that it seemed that his sight was designed. You say no, but it's too subtle to say.
Immediately afterwards, an announcement issued by the official Weibo of the Yanjing court was even more eye-catching. It's an indictment of plagiarism. Someone sensitively found out that the defendant was Cao Hanyin, who was excellent in singing and writing, and it was Cao Hanyin's fellow apprentice who sued him. What Cao Han cited as plagiarized was the song he had written before. As for Cao Hanyin's mentor, he was so angry that he was hospitalized years ago.
Again, it worked again!
Now, except for the die-hard fans of Yunzheng Koi Trumpet, everyone else couldn't help being silent and feeling horrified. These days, there really are metaphysics masters who are like fortune tellers. I'm afraid they saw a fake one!
As for those two fresh meats, neither they nor their fans had time to talk. The overwhelming scandals can no longer tolerate them. Together with the names of the two on the hot search, the poisonous carp quickly took up two more topics.
Now, there is only the third Gan Yiqing left. But compared to the first two, he was more anxious and calm. And he also watched Yun Zheng's Mercury retrograde before. Although it is unbelievable that the two of them had an accident together, it still feels like a joke because it has nothing to do with him. It is absolutely impossible to say that he will become impotent and become a eunuch.
"But let's make more preparations! There should be quite a few people picking up the plane this time, have the bodyguards been arranged?" After all, feeling uneasy, Gan Yiqing asked the manager a few more questions.
"It's absolutely fine, don't worry! Besides, it's been a long time since you fucked up your fans. You've been doing well in the past two years, so there won't be any problems." After the previous two incidents, the agent was even more careful. . Before getting off the plane, all the preparations for the following things were done.
The plane arrived on time, and Gan Yiqing walked out under the stars of the bodyguards.
"Ah! Yiyi is so handsome!"
"Brother look this way! I love you!"
Sure enough, there were many fans who picked up the plane. Everyone enthusiastically shouted Gan Yiqing's name. Some said that my brother is handsome again, some expressed their love, and some encouraged them, saying don't be afraid of that mentally handicapped guy on the Internet, we will all stand with you.
Gan Yiqing also smiled and nodded to the fans, but his steps were much faster than usual.
However, just as he was about to walk out of the airport hall and board the nanny car, an accident happened suddenly. A bodyguard at the other end of the nanny's car, the moment he saw Gan Yiqing, kicked him like crazy. Later, while everyone was in a daze, they even beat him violently!
"Ah! Hurry up and save brother!" The fans at the scene went crazy, but the bodyguard who hit people seemed to be really crazy.
This bodyguard hated Gan Yiqing to the bone, and had been preparing for more than two years, just waiting for today!
It turned out that he had a younger sister who was a fan of Gan Yiqing, and she was also a fan. After spending a lot of money on this product, he was tricked out to sleep. The last sentence is nothing more than the relationship between fans and idols, so I want to write it off.
The bodyguard's younger sister was stubborn, and she was driven crazy by just such a blow. Until now, it can only be cultivated.
"Bah! What a rotten heart, I really want to kill you!" After being caught, the bodyguard couldn't let go, and kept cursing.
At this moment, Gan Yiqing was lying on the ground writhing in pain, covering his lower body. Tears and snot left his face. His mind is full now, except for the pain, the only thing he has is the water retrograde of Yunzheng Koi's trumpet. He felt that he was really going to die, that delicate position seemed to be kicked out, and he almost fainted.
So far, the three Mercury retrogrades have come true.
Three little fresh meats, all the human settings collapsed. Fake filial sons, fake talented people, and a fan who drives fans crazy, this can be said to be the beginning of the year in the entertainment industry.
The trending searches were changed one after another, busier than any other day in the past. And the topics were opened up one after another. Almost half of the people on the Internet focused on these three things. And the prestige of Yunzheng's koi trumpet has also entered the eyes of more people.
The entertainment industry is such a place. With a beginning as a breakthrough, there will never be a lack of people who will make things worse in the future, and people who step on the high will be low. Soon, more and more revelations emerged that these three little fresh meats with collapsed designs were completely trampled to death without even a chance of public relations! And Gan Yiqing was the worst among them. According to the insider at the hospital, his lower body was indeed unusable.
"Hahaha, cheers!"
"Fuck, it's so cool! Today's melons are enough to satisfy me."
"I feel that a poisonous carp can't be called a poisonous carp in the future, it should be called the Discipline Inspection Commission of the entertainment industry. If you take a sip of water retrograde, you will go against anyone."
Fans of Yunzheng Koi trumpet celebrated in the comment area. However, the logic of brain-dead fans will never be understood by others. Except for some rational fans who lost their fans, the rest even scolded Yun Zheng's koi trumpet, thinking that there must be something wrong with Yun Zheng's koi trumpet. I have nothing to do to trouble their idols.
"Is this person full of food? You can count your life. Did our brother provoke you? Find fault when you come up."
"You nb, are you the number one fortune teller in the world? It's really disgusting, stepping on our brother to take the position."
"So what if the character design collapses? He is still the best Yuan Xianglei in the world, and we still love him. You should be beaten by everyone!"
However, when they bombarded Yunzheng's koi trumpet, the specific data of Yunzheng's gourmet tuba on the meager wealth list came out. Now, all the idiotic fans who scolded Yun Zheng's koi trumpet couldn't help but shut their mouths, and were so shocked that they couldn't express it in words.