Yun Zheng: Don't go home in the afternoon, or the color of the hat on your head will change. Forget about some things once they happened, or you will have to suffer a blow yourself. Finally, sooner or later the stolen things have to be returned, and even if they are not returned, it is inevitable that they will have to be replaced from other places.
What does it mean
The pirate who runs the website is completely dumbfounded. After watching it for a long time, I didn't understand what Yun Zheng was talking about. But there are two meanings in it, and he still understands it. The change of the hat probably means that he will be greened, and the other probably has something to do with the pirated text, implying that if he does not pay back the money, he will lose his money
Damn, so, is he cursed by Yun Zheng? The pirate who ran the website couldn't laugh or cry for a moment, and felt that Yun Zheng might not be mentally ill.
What era is it now, even if it is a meaningless war of words on the Internet, it is not possible to use such a low-end model to scold people!
Speaking of it, those who don't know are fearless. This website is a pirate dealer, because I have been abroad all year round, and I have some village netcoms for popular circles in China. Therefore, he really doesn't know much about Internet celebrities like Yun Zheng who have just become popular for nearly a year. This is also the reason why he dared to show off so much on Weibo before.
Moreover, since taking over the Yun family, Yun Zheng's meager certification has changed again, from the original gourmet Internet celebrity and metaphysics Internet celebrity to the current Yun family's orthodox and publicity ambassador of the World Heritage Listing Association.
But these two titles, in the eyes of the website pirates, turned into a young master born in the circle of Forty-Nine City with a good family background and a golden spoon in his mouth. He felt that even if he really made Yunzheng anxious, it would be beyond his reach even if he was so far away.
However, even though he saw it this way, all the online names on the Internet laughed like crazy.
What is meager? That was Yun Zheng's headquarters! That poisonous carp, which is in a hurry, can be said to be invincible in the world as long as it is shot. Not to mention those in the circle, even those outside the circle, dare not really say "no" to Yun Zheng, otherwise, it will make you look retrograde, and that is the real regret.
"Hahahaha, these days, there are really all kinds of mental retardation. I'm afraid I think life is too easy when I scold Yun Xiaozheng in Weibo."
"Oh, I'll go, three Mercury retrograde, three! I remember the last time I gave three, it must be the Internet celebrity who abused cats! Tsk tsk tsk, it seems that this person's fate will definitely not be very good."
"The color of the hat will change? Does this mean you want to be green? Brother die, your wife is going to make you green, so stop scolding you online, go back and catch the rape!"
Many people followed suit, and at the same time, those slandered masters in the Internet circle also reposted it one after another. They don't add oil and vinegar, just right-click. But even if it's just like this, the meaning of waiting to watch the show is quite strong, and it's more mocking than pointing at the nose and cursing.
And the practices of the great gods soon led other authors in the circle, as well as their fans. And this seemingly niche network circle, in fact, is far more cohesive and explosive than everyone imagines.
In just one afternoon, Yun Zheng's post on this water reversal has already been posted more than 80,000 times. As for the number of searches, there are even more, and it was directly sent to the trending searches. Even the pirate who ran the website became famous along with him.
After all, the whole network treats green things like this, and it is meager many times, and there is only one such thing.
"Damn it! There's something wrong with this Yunzheng! Are the people on Weibo also brain-dead? What's his whole network waiting for green, don't be some new cult!" Angrily turned off the computer and fiddled with the website The pirate dealer was directly pissed off by the god-turning on the meager side. A mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat, unable to swallow or spit it out.
In fact, if Yun Zheng led someone to scold him, he really wouldn't feel anything special, but would feel very excited instead. After all, his original purpose was to be angry. But he never expected that Yun Zheng's unreasonable playing of cards directly made him the object of ridicule by everyone. And this kind of ridicule is still the most difficult for him to accept.
This is very unbearable.
Forget it, don't bother with a bunch of idiots. The pirate of this website said a word, then checked the time, and thought it was almost time, so he carried his bag and planned to go out.
It's afternoon in Hua Country, but it happens to be morning in Country M, and it's also the time when this literary peddler should go out to work.
Otherwise, some things are just that small. This website pirate dealer looks like a bad person, but he is actually very careful in his daily life. But today I don’t know why, until someone else arrived at the company, I suddenly found that the mobile hard disk containing important information was forgotten at home. Originally, he planned to ask his wife to send him off, but the phone couldn't get through no matter what. So in the end, I had no choice but to go back and get it myself.
The pirate's home is some distance away from the company, and it takes half an hour to drive. So when he got home, it was almost ten o'clock. According to common sense, the wife should be cleaning up the house at this time, but unexpectedly, looking in through the window of the courtyard, she did not see her busy figure, but the curtains in the upstairs bedroom were drawn tightly.
Don't go home in the afternoon, or the hat on your head will be green.
A bad feeling instantly enveloped the pirate dealer. At the same time, the very nonsense Mercury retrograde on Yunzheng's Weibo before resurfaced in his mind again.
Only this time, the sentence Mercury retrograde gave the literary thieves no longer nonsense, but a treachery that can make people's heart skip a beat.
You know, it's the morning in country m, but it happens to be afternoon in country Hua, plus the bedroom is such an ambiguous detail. Just these two points were enough to make him extremely uneasy.
No, no!
The pirate dealer thought so, but the movements in his hands were very light. Even the sound of the key turning the keyhole was too subtle to be noticed.
After entering the house, he took off his shoes and walked upstairs in his socks. But just halfway there, I heard faint chatter and laughter from the other side of the bedroom.
It was the wife and a strange man.
The pirate's heart sank, and he ran upstairs immediately. The moment he opened the door, he saw his wife, half-dressed, hugging and kissing another man.
Really green!
The plagiarist's eyes were red with anger, and he was about to question him when he went up. As for what Yun Zheng said later, don't take things too seriously, they can't remember them at all. What he wants to do now is to make the adulterer and adulterer pay the price.
But what he never thought of was. It was clear that he was caught and raped on the spot, but his wife and the strange man didn't feel panicked at all. And the wife kissed the man generously, then walked aside, took out a divorce agreement from the drawer, and slapped him on the face.
"Now that you know, then get a divorce! I'm tired of living with eunuchs like you."
"You, what did you say?" The pirate dealer was dumbfounded.
"What are you talking about?" The wife sneered, "I said you are a eunuch! You have been married for several years, but did that thing below you work once? If you hadn't been cheated back then, you thought I would want to marry you? Every day Earning such a little money is not enough for you to take your own medicine, and you slap your face swollen to pretend to be fat, forcing me to learn from other people’s wives not to go to work and stay at home to do housework. Just like you, now I’m talking about divorce, It's all for your sake!"
"..." The pirate dealer was stunned speechless. And the ironic sneer on the lips of the adulterer next to his wife made him feel extremely embarrassed. I couldn't help but punch that adulterer in the face.
But in the end it was because of the lack of force, not only failed, but was beaten up by the adulterer, watched his wife helplessly, packed up the valuables at home, took away half of the property, and said, "Before next week, the lawyer will Finish the rest of the relevant procedures", and then left with the adulterer.
Forget about some things once they happened, or you will have to suffer a blow yourself. The second Mercury retrograde has also come true. Thinking of how loudly he and his wife quarreled, and then his wife walked out of the house with the adulterer so openly. After meeting the neighbor, he probably won't save him any face, and will definitely tell everything.
Thinking of facing the scrutiny of the neighbors in the future, and even becoming the object of their discussions, the pirates feel disheartened. Even feel hopeless in life. At the same time, the efficacious third Mercury retrograde plunged him into collapse and despair.
Before, he used his work computer to crack the web site, and wanted to download the pirated text. But because of the anti-theft virus specially set by Yunzheng, that computer was completely scrapped.
Originally, this matter was nothing, but the anti-theft virus, for some reason, accidentally mutated in the machine in country m. The virus, which had no secondary spreading effect, actually traveled along the local area network, causing the entire company's computers to be poisoned and crashed.
The company that the pirates belonged to was a communication company, and they suffered heavy losses just by making such a fuss. On the other side of the company, they quickly found the source of the virus. After finding out the whole story, they decided to judge the accident as man-made, and the pirates should bear all the losses.
"..." Listening to the cold tone of the boss on the other end of the phone, the pirate's eyes were dull, and he couldn't even utter a rebuttal or an apology.
The three Mercury retrogrades came true one by one, and now he only has one feeling, which is regret. Before, he insisted on competing with Yun Zheng for such a little emotional dispute, but now everything has come to his door, and he can't even find a place to cry. The most deceitful thing is that these things are entirely his own bad luck, and have nothing to do with others.
Just like his wife's cheating, it was obviously planned for a long time. If he hadn't come home this morning, he wouldn't have hit him so directly, which triggered a series of subsequent events.
What does it mean to harm others and eventually harm oneself? This time he really tasted it thoroughly. Lying on the floor slumped, the pirate's heart was completely overwhelmed by regret. And I feel that if I didn't sell pirated texts at the beginning, it would be fine.
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On the other side of Huaguo, after Yun Zheng easily dealt with the pirate dealers, his popularity rose again.
Although he is not a member of the Internet literature circle, his recent shots have created a wave of popularity in the Internet literature circle. Moreover, since Yunzheng has cooperative relations with several online literature websites, after he curbed the pirated articles, the income of the authors also increased, and the popularity of each website also increased a lot. promote. Therefore, Yunzheng's reputation in the online literature circle can be said to be like a glorious existence.
At the same time, Yun Zheng's title of "poisonous carp" became more and more resounding. Originally, after he returned to Yun's house, many people began to call him "Yun Xiaozheng" after the fans of the previous gourmet online celebrity account, but this incident aroused their pursuit of poisonous carp, and even Some people directly call him "Carp God" or something.
Mi Zhi turned into a fish, as if she had become food for a big cat who likes to be seductive. To Yun Zheng, this feeling was a bit dumbfounding. But he never cared about these things, so he didn't take them to heart.
But Yunzheng didn't care about it, which doesn't mean that netizens can ignore it. After this incident, there was another wave of Weibo metaphysics and numerology in the Weibo circle.
In fact, there were some signs of this before. Ever since the Yunzheng Koi trumpet became popular, there are also a few accounts that follow the trend to read horoscopes or count Tarot cards.
But after all, they are not as straightforward as Yun Zheng, so although they can still operate, they are far from popular in terms of popularity. The point is that these various numerology numbers are not maliciously defrauding money, but just posting daily horoscopes and other things. Moreover, many people retweet or seek tarot cards just to seek comfort in their hearts. This is very common in life, and they are not overly obsessed.
According to common sense, this kind of practice of enclosing the land without disturbing others is really nothing. But there is that kind of psychopathy that the whole world is my family to come out to disrupt the situation. To say these numerology numbers is not to believe in science. I reported it as soon as I came up, and the reason for the report is also very strange: to promote feudal superstition.
Generally speaking, this kind of report is ignored by Weibo. But he never expected that this person would be so ruthless that he changed hands and reported the whole Weibo. And also published a long paper, starting from the time when the child was sick and didn't take medicine, and now he doesn't work hard, just reading numerology on a meager basis. The point is, this person scolded most of the feudal superstitions of the thesis, and the last piece of shit was caught on Yun Zheng.
It is said that Yunzheng is the number one cancer of the meager propaganda of feudal superstition, and it should be curbed and eradicated! Ask Yunzheng's meager account to be banned, and not give him another chance to spread harmful thoughts.