Although Mr. Suzaku, who has been in the human world for thousands of years, has never been in a formal relationship, he has seen quite a few young couples. Sweet, sweet, sadistic, deeply broken, twists and turns, difficult life and death, childhood sweethearts, etc., I have seen it almost every time, and even condescended to provide convenience when my subordinates chased people.
All in all, chasing is not chasing, but watching, I have seen a lot.
So Mr. Suzaku, who has always had a plan and a strategy, decided to develop a method for himself to chase people and let the other party enlighten when Qin Xi was taking a shower.
To treat this kind of innocent and cute child who doesn't know anything, of course, boiled frogs in warm water! Lure the enemy into the depths, simmer slowly, and finally attack them unprepared!
The first thing to do is to infiltrate a little bit in daily life, so that the other party is completely inseparable from you, relying on yourself, and no one can replace you except yourself.
Mr. Suzaku, who was full of confidence in his plan, lifted his spirits and fell into deep thought while standing in the kitchen while making breakfast...
Because he found... This plan seems to be a bit of a waste.
First of all, Qin Xi has followed him almost since he came out of the mountains, and everything is basically taught by him. In all aspects of food, clothing, housing and transportation, Xuan Ye has taught him hands-on from the very beginning, and is more considerate and serious than taking his son. So now even if the frogs are boiled in warm water, they want to be considerate to others, as if... it is not much different from before
Secondly, Qin Xi was like a child in front of him, and he didn't have much sense of autonomous action. He would only do anything when Xuan Ye said it, and it was rare to make any demands on his own initiative. So, talking about making the other party depend on something... Obviously, they are very dependent!
Mr. Suzaku was frustrated and found that there was absolutely no other way but to continue patiently.
After all, a teenager who doesn't know how long he has slept for a child's mentality, what romantic confession and affectionate promise do you give him, let's not say whether the other party can understand it, even if he understands, he is guaranteed to have no obvious feelings about himself now. What if it is self-defeating and pushes people away
The unhappy Mr. Suzaku turned the fried egg over, his face full of thought.
Then... I was slapped on the back by a big, furry chinchilla.
"It's so fragrant!" Qin Xi climbed on his back and threw his head into the pot: "Xuan Ye, you are amazing, and you can make delicious food!"
You must know that Li Han's house cat can't do it. Qin Xi has been influenced for a few days, and he thinks that even demons can't make things. Either don't eat, or eat outside.
In fact, the same is true. Not only demon cultivators, but almost all those who can be linked to cultivation can't cook. They have no need for food, and most of their daily food is to integrate into the crowd and make them visible to other humans. As for those foods that are imported, except for foods that are truly natural and pollution-free and provided by some special places, most foods in human society are a burden for them to eat. Over time, everyone will not deliberately learn these things.
The number of cases, up and down, the headquarters includes all the branches, and there may be no more than one slap in the kitchen.
Xuan Ye happens to be one of them.
It's not for anything else, it's just that he entered the mundane world at the beginning of the year, lived in a closed village for a period of time, and learned how to adapt to the human way of life. As time goes by, even if you don't deliberately practice or learn, you will gradually become good at it. What's more, for thousands of years, when the office has not been formally established and the burden on the body is not so heavy, there will always be a period of loneliness without decline. At that time, you will automatically find something to do.
It's just that there is no need to declare it, and there is no need to tell Qin Xi.
Xuan Ye paused and smiled lightly: "It will get better after a long time, as long as you like it."
Qin Xi is not so sensitive to complicated emotions. Hearing this, he nodded bluntly: "I like it! Xuan Ye must have made it very delicious!" Although in his impression, as long as he can eat it, he has never eaten it. The taste is not particularly strange to his heart, it is delicious.
Mr. Suzaku, who hadn't been really happy since last night, was easily coaxed into happiness.
Waiting for the little ancestor Meimei to have a breakfast, Xuan Ye carried the person upstairs to change clothes, and especially deliberately chose a set similar to the one he was going to wear when he went out. At first glance, it looked like a couple's outfit.
One big and two small, they just wore clothes of the same color and style, and went out the door carelessly.
There are a lot of big monsters living around, or this villa area is almost surrounded by the high-level office. You can imagine how complicated everyone's mood is when they see this scene...
Standing at the door of his house, Qin Li looked at the two people who were jumping while walking while holding the other sleeve, and poked Feng Xiao next to him. He said meaningfully, "Xuan Ye is this... a child bride?"
"..." Feng Xiao gave him a look of disgust: "You don't have an accent, can you speak well?" His tone was extremely irritable.
Qin Li, who was holding the thermos cup, glanced at him with a hint of sadness in his eyes: "Have you been holding back for too long? Why is your mood getting worse recently? If you are in a bad mood, you should go to the doctor. It has also become a serious illness, and it is still myself who drags it out without seeing the pain..."
Bai Hu, who had just walked to the door, heard these words, turned his feet, and went in the opposite direction silently. In the end, before taking two steps, he was picked up by Feng Xiao and slipped by the collar and placed in front of Qin Li.
Qin Li instantly diverted his attention: "Bai Hu... You are also a big boss, don't be so detached all day long, you can only look like an adult when you are more stable. It is possible that you also want to be driven by Xuan Ye like Gu Yuan and the others. Go to school, get a diploma and pass grades 4 and 6 before you can continue to work in the office? Xuan Ye is raising a child bride, could it be that you want to raise your own child as a child bride, and even if you do, who do you want to marry? No one wants to be so unstable..."
Someone blocked the gun, Feng Xiao bent the corner of his mouth in satisfaction, and disappeared in a flash.
Bai Hu stood on the spot and was scolded and wanted to cry without tears...
What the hell have I done! ! ! !
On the other side, Xuan Ye had taken Qin Xi straight to the mall.
Qin Xi is like a child who comes out to play with his parents. He is jumping and jumping all the way, and everything he sees is fresh. He is not as stable as when he went out with Li Han. However, Xuan Ye took care of him, no matter if it was useful or not, if Qin Xi liked it curiously, he would buy it with a wave of his hand like a local tyrant.
Just look at it one by one and buy it. When he recovered, Xuan Ye's consumption record list was already long.
Qin Xi silently looked at the list signed by Xuan Ye, and touched the back of his head a little embarrassedly: "Isn't it too wasteful?"
"As long as you like it." Xuan Ye signed the order without changing his face, which made the clerk's face flush with excitement.
Live! Domineering President! And the little cutie! Danmei Wencheng does not deceive me!
"..." Qin Xi took a few more glances at the young lady and felt that the girl was suddenly excited for no reason. He didn't notice Xuan Ye's darkened face at all, and he kept pulling people and asked, "Why is she so happy all of a sudden?"
Xuan Ye's face darkened again: "If you buy more, she will get a commission."
"What is commission?"
"money."
Qin Xi glanced at Xuan Ye inexplicably, puzzled: "Why are you unhappy again?"
Nonsense, you pay attention to a woman, it's no wonder I can be happy!
Xuan Ye's complexion changed, soft like a spring breeze blowing past: "What else do you want to see?" It was especially unprincipled.
no way! People haven't been coaxed yet! What can he do? No right to be jealous!
Qin Xi saw that his face was getting better. Although he still felt that something was strange, he still ignored it smoothly: "I don't know! Where are you going?"
Xuan Ye pondered for a moment, glanced at the list in his hand, and made sure that he had bought all the things he needed. Qin Xi was not particularly interested, so he raised his eyes and looked at Qin Xi: "I will send you to school in a few days. Let's go see what we need?"
"Okay!" Qin Xi nodded happily.
There is nothing special for college students to go to school. Qin Xi did not go to school or military training, and it is estimated that he would not work hard enough to take notes in get out of class and do exercises after class. Xuan Ye took the people around, bought a small casual backpack, picked up some notebooks and gel pens, packed them and sent them away together with the previous items. After hesitating for a while, he took the person to the library area again.
Qin Xi's understanding of human society is still too little. Although Xuan Ye taught him by hand and learned quickly, he only has a general understanding and simplified Chinese characters. Many other things are still in the stage of ignorance. Some messy books are helpful for him to understand the society better.
Xuan Ye picked out a lot of books, most of which are to establish correct three views for young people, and to understand some truths to enter the society. There are dozens of books.
Qin Xi was instantly blinded.
This is the same as letting a primary school student learn the Four Books and Five Classics after reading the encyclopedia! The pit!
However, Qin Xi took Xuan Ye as his heaven, and what he said was awkward, but he didn't refute it. Only until the book was sent away, the sadness on his face did not ease much.
Xuan Ye looked at Coke, squeezed his face and smiled: "What are you worried about? It's not for you to memorize it. Go back and I'll teach you, and it's almost enough to understand."
"Don't you need to memorize it?" Qin Xi was a little happier: "I am the most annoying to memorize things. They always asked me to memorize them before. It took me a long time to memorize them all."
Xuan Ye paused and asked casually, "What did you remember?"
Qin Xi didn't notice it, and he naturally added: "The ethics of writing and writing, the gossip of Zhouyi, the way of the five elements, the way of cultivating the mind, and all of them must be written down."
"Who told you to remember?"
"..." Qin Xi was suddenly stunned, and looked up at Xuan Ye blankly: "I don't remember..."
Xuan Ye looked at him for a while, then sighed and rubbed the top of his head: "Qin Xi, you may not have amnesia."
"Ah?" Qin Xi was puzzled.
"It may be that I slept for too long, and my memory was blurred until I forgot..." Xuan Ye looked at him solemnly, with a serious face: "commonly known as... forgetfulness."
Qin Xi happened to know the meaning of forgetfulness, and suddenly stared at Xuan Ye with wide eyes. He kicked him angrily for a long time, turned his head and ran away.
Xuan Ye smiled and followed behind.