The Three Realms Affairs Office has a special prison, and there is almost no existence in the world that can break out of the ban imposed by the joint efforts of several big demons. The one in charge of this place is the divine beast, Bihua.
Bi Anyang, who goes by the pseudonym Bi Anyang, is handsome and elegant. Even if he casually goes to that pestle, he is full of deterrence and a sense of security. In fact, everyone who knows him knows that this guy is no different from the second generation of old and rich people who spend their time outside, except for his fairness and majesty in his business. And relying on his good relationship with Pixiu, he is often lucky to be active in the shopping mall, and he has a lot of assets in his hands, which is enough for him to create a romantic but first-class ability. The image of the rich generation.
To say whose gossip is most interested in the whole world, it is definitely Xuan Ye who has not run away.
As soon as I came to the office, among the four holy beasts, a second-hand child with an IQ who was offline all the year round, a gloomy and irritable person who owed him five million in the world, and an old cadre who was addicted to health care and couldn't extricate himself. These three did not make people gossip at all. interest of. Only Xuan Ye, who looks like a man, is very popular in foreign affairs, and is very popular among human beings.
As a result, the two things that Bi Xian yearns most recently are to meet the legendary Qin Xi, and the second is to collect all the gossip related to Xuan Ye.
There is nothing to investigate about the raccoon demon, and Gu Yuan has already sorted out the things he needs and placed them on his desk. After reading it once, Biao Xian directly sentenced him to prison, three hundred years of prison plus regular punishment, and there would naturally be a demon to execute it for him. The little demon cub who was still in the savage period was thrown into the Young Demon Academy, and when he grew up, he registered and released it to make a living by himself. The other human being is not under his control, and naturally someone will take him to erase his memory.
As for the remaining painting of the demon boy, Bi rubbed his hands together and examined it himself with an inscrutable smile.
After this investigation, it was really discovered that Xuan Ye was using the public for personal gain!
Xuan Ye has been admired and feared by demons in this ten thousand years of demons. It is only a few that he can communicate with him like ordinary friends, and almost all of these friends know that Xuan Ye was almost planted in the hands of a little demon. once.
Not because of some conspiracy, but because of being unprepared and unimaginable.
There was a gathering of the Three Realms Affairs Office a hundred years ago. The organizer was the now-dead Daoyi Sect Master, in order to take some of his own face and ask the Three Realms Affairs Office to take care of his disciples.
The Taoist sect evolved from the affiliated sects of the Buddha Sect. The inheritances under the sect were all things that the disciples of the Buddha Sect had leaked out. They gathered together in pieces, and they managed to become the chief sect of the cultivation line for thousands of years. Door. Although in today's world, the second chief is a small sect with less than fifty disciples who live in seclusion, trying to cultivate immortality every day, but the best talent can only barely make a golden pill to live. Eighteen hundred years.
The world is difficult, and the difficulty level is not much better than those of these monsters. In addition, Dao Yimen is the first sect to join hands with the Affairs Office to help humans solve non-scientific events and accumulate merit in exchange for the way of survival, so the relationship with the Three Realms Affairs Office is relatively close. The old head general has lived for 800 years, and he has some kind of friendship with Xuan Ye, and he also has a bit of face in the affairs office.
Therefore, there were a lot of ghosts and spirits that day, and Xuan Ye also made this entrustment in public. After that, the disciples sent by the new head of the century-old sect to experience were all trained by Xuan Ye as his own. The effect is gratifying. The disciples of the past hundred years have been able to cultivate a lot better than before. If it was placed thousands of years ago when the spiritual energy was still sufficient, it would not be difficult to find an immortal and ask. Thanks to these people, the affairs office has a little more trust on the side of ordinary human beings, and is no longer under constant vigilance as before, and the cooperation between the two sides is much more harmonious.
But in that seemingly happy party, there was actually a small accident that was not harmonious.
On that day, the masters of all ethnic groups gathered together, among which there were many small people who were weak but very quiet, who just came to rubbish and get in touch with people. Everyone is in a cooperative relationship, and the existence of such a small person will not attract too much attention. After all, there will be no one bite to eat, so it is naturally ignored.
After eating, drinking and talking, the party ended very late, and a place to rest was prepared in the first door, where a group of ghosts and spirits stayed. Although there was no need to rest, the two sides had just formed a friendly alliance, and Xuan Ye did not refute the other party's face, so he followed the trend.
The bad is bad. At that time, all kinds of ghosts and ghosts had mixed auras, and their residences were not far apart. Some rooms were even separated by a thin board. Xuan Ye drank a lot of alcohol, but it was not the kind of alcohol that ordinary people drink.
With this negligence, when I opened the quilt and prepared to go to bed, I found that there was a naked and beautiful boy on the bed.
A painting demon that Xuan Ye could crush to death with a single finger with less than five hundred years of cultivation.
The other party obviously didn't mean to harm him, and just sent it to the door to warm the bed for him. Xuan Ye was startled in his drowsiness, and almost missed and tore him apart.
In the end, the painted monster was thrown out of the room, which made many big monsters living nearby have a real look. By the way, they watched a shocking gossip with satisfaction.
This matter will still be brought up to this day, especially these big monsters who have an intersection with Xuan Ye, they will come out and make fun of Xuan Ye from time to time.
The southern mythical beast, the boss of the party, almost overturned a car on a small painted monster. What a lot of fun!
As a man with a strong passion for gossip, especially the gossip on Xuan Ye's body, he stood in front of him when he was watching the little painted monster a hundred years ago, and he could see the appearance of the little painted monster very clearly. So much so that they recognized it as soon as they met.
With this recognition, why don't you know why Xuan Ye arrested him directly
Sentenced and locked up according to Xuan Ye's request, Biao walked into Bai Hu's office with a rippling smile, and asked excitedly, "What did that little painting demon do?"
Bai Hu put away the work in his hand, and immediately showed the same ignorant and stupid state as a mentally retarded child after leaving the working state. He was dazed and puzzled: "Huh?"
Xia explained the origin and punishment of the little painting demon in this way and that, and then looked at Bai Hu with eager eyes, expecting him to reveal to himself.
"Oh." Bai Hu thought for a while and thought about something: "Isn't that post in the forum written by a little painting monster in Kyoto? Probably this one."
"Post?" Bi Qian thought for a while, then his eyes lit up: "The one that Qin Li put on the top? Was it written by him?"
"It should be right. Otherwise, why is Xuan Ye so excited? It's not for Qin Xi." Bai Hu was not surprised, he was already accustomed to Xuan Ye's cub-protecting behavior.
Qiao rubbed her chin and said 'tsk tsk' twice: "This is for the sweetheart, who does not hesitate to suppress and punish his admirers? Xuan Ye can do it, this charm... eh... "
"Ah? What kind of admirer?" Bai Hu was stunned, staring at Bi Qian, always feeling that he had missed some great news.
Xia shared excitedly: "Don't you know? This painting monster is the guy who climbed onto Xuan Ye's bed by himself more than a hundred years ago! When he was thrown out, you were watching it!"
Bai Hu opened his mouth, and after thinking for a while, he figured out such a thing from his memory, and then he opened his mouth after reacting: "Just him?"
"It's just him! That's right!" Bi Qian was as excited and fanatical as a paparazzi: "I told you that this painting monster is said to have admired Xuan Ye for a long time, and has already swayed in front of Xuan Ye more than once or twice, and has always wanted to take the opportunity. I came to the top. As a result, I lost my face a hundred years ago, so I completely fell silent and hid. I didn't want to hide away, and I stayed in the affairs office. I probably still wanted to wait for Xuan Ye to forget about that year. Then, look for another chance."
"He? Adore Xuan Ye? Blind?" Bai Huke commented bluntly.
"If you're not blind, you can't despise Xuan Ye." Bi squinted his eyes and despised an old friend, then rubbed his hands together and said, "You mean that... Qin Xi, right? Qin Xi, does he know about this?"
Bai Hu pouted: "I definitely don't know, Qin Xiaoxi doesn't understand these twists and turns." After speaking, he suddenly patted the table and warned Bi Wei: "I remind you, gossip on your own, don't talk to Qin Xiaoxi. Some of these don't exist. People are still young, so it's not disgusting to hear these dirty things."
Biqi is curious: "Hey, you all protect him as a little brat? So charming? I look at Gu Yuan's posture, and protecting Qin Xi is no different from Hu Gu Jia's posture."
"It's a good kid, capable and good-natured, and he doesn't have the miscellaneous thoughts of human beings. I'll understand it later when I get to know you. It's really good."
Biao squinted at him, and nodded after a while: "I have to go back and get in touch." After speaking, he straightened up and said, "Okay, I have to go to Xuan Ye to let me know about this, and by the way ask him if he knows. Knowing that painting monster, tsk tsk tsk, a big show! It's a harem drama!"
Isn't it a harem drama
No one in the demon clan knew that Xuan Ye was in charge of the Three Realms Affairs Office. No matter where he went, he could be sold face-off. Once he had a relationship with Xuan Ye, even if his own strength was insufficient, others would take a look. And once this relationship becomes a partnership, it's not as simple as just taking a look at it. Whether it's status or resources, it's definitely not something that an ordinary little demon can imagine.
Even if you think about it with your toes, you know that the painting demon's thoughts on Xuan Ye are definitely not pure admiration.
Not to mention that Xuan Ye's external temper has gradually subsided and become warm and stable over the years, and his own charm has skyrocketed, making many ghosts and ghosts secretly hold them as male gods. As long as you catch it, you can make a profit.
Unexpectedly, he was sent to the door and thrown out. The painting demon probably also knew that Xuan Ye was disdain not to care about him, but if he kept tossing and tossing endlessly, he would not be able to save his life.
It's just that Qin Xi has been on fire recently, and all the news has been linked to Xuan Ye, which probably made this little painting demon's uneasy head a little careful, and felt that Qin Xi had the same thoughts as him. It was only with a bit of jealousy and a bit of malice to write such a post, hoping that Xuan Ye would be able to see Qin Xi's true face and show himself by the way.
It's a pity that Qin Xi was a foolish white sweet who had passed the bright road in Xuan Ye's eyes, and was held and petted by Xuan Ye. In the end, let this little painting demon, who was not seen by Xuan Ye at first, plant himself into it again, and settle the old and new accounts together.
You must know that the prison of the office is not easy to enter, and it is not easy to get through it while squatting. Anyone who goes in will inevitably be punished at a fixed time, not to mention that there are many people who know that this painting demon has provoked people in Xuan Ye's heart, secretly waiting for lynching to ask for credit. After it comes out, it is hard to say whether half of the five hundred years of cultivation will remain.
Besides... After coming out, they have to register as ordinary demons. That meant that he had to be an ordinary person under surveillance and earn money to support himself by his strength, and he couldn't even use a small cleaning spell at ordinary times. In addition to his own special talents, anyone who uses spells and tricks can walk through the prison again. What's even more tragic is that painting demons have no talent, and even painting has to be done before death. The only thing they know is to imprison people's souls in the paintings with illusions, and naturally they can't use them easily.