I’m the MC, Why Do I Suck at Cultivation

Chapter 153: Pat on the shoulder? Three times?

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Inside the hall, there was a dead silence.

No one expected that Lu Changsheng could say such a thing.

For a while, everyone fell into silence.

In fact, they just saw that Lu Changsheng was so handsome, coupled with his youthfulness, and more importantly, they hadn't seen a man for a long time, so they just talked nonsense on a whim.

Unexpectedly, Lu Changsheng also picked up the rhythm, so everyone really didn't know what to reply.

Looking at the quiet hall.

Lu Changsheng sneered in his heart.

Say it, keep talking.

Don't you like hilarious

Continue to say hello!

If the driver doesn't drive, do you really think I, Lu, is an innocent boy? Do you want to make fun of me

For some reason, Lu Changsheng's mood was inexplicably happy.

But soon, looking at the quiet crowd, for some reason, Lu Changsheng felt a little sad again.

It turns out... They are really having fun.

I'm looking forward to it.

Inexplicably sad.

"Nephew Changsheng, how about this, after my birthday is over, you stay here for three more days, and after three days, I will let Yunrou follow you, and when you return to the Holy Land of Daluo, Yunrou will Come back, what do you think?"

Holy Master Linglong said slowly.

"Huh? With Junior Sister Yunrou?"

Lu Changsheng was a little surprised. Is this a gift for a daughter

"Yeah, my disciple, the beauty of the world, isn't it happy to be by your side? Although she doesn't know how to wash and cook, the journey is long and the night is long. If Yunrou is by your side, I'll have nothing to do with you." Chatting, or giving you a warm bed, you won't suffer."

Holy Master Linglong took a sip of wine and said so.

ha? I can understand after chatting, what does warm quilt mean? Holy Lord, don't you know that I, Lu Changsheng, am a gentleman

Lu Changsheng seemed a little silent.

The main reason is that he is used to being alone with Liu Qingfeng by his side, and he is quite happy, at least when it's okay, it's okay to tease Liu Qingfeng.

But if you are with a woman, to be honest, people will always be lonely, and a man will always have 30 days a month when he is cranky, what if he really can't control it

Does Linglong Holy Land have maternity leave

Lu Changsheng didn't really want to have someone by his side, not even the most beautiful person in the world.

In addition, women are disasters, especially such a beautiful woman, if she is really by his side, I am afraid that I don't know how much right and wrong I will cause.

It's okay to meet a little hypocrite, at least you will be polite when you come up.

I was afraid of triggering that kind of bald-headed villain, who was arrogant when he came up, and then he was thrown out by his hair.

Well? There seems to be something wrong.

However, Lu Changsheng didn't think about it wildly. He always believed that having a good-looking woman beside him would not only make other men envious, but also cause trouble.

"I hope Holy Master think twice, Changsheng is not so lonely going forward alone, I am afraid that I will take Junior Sister Yunrou with me and make Junior Sister Yunrou suffer."

Lu Changsheng calmly refused.

"Junior Sister is not afraid of suffering."

However, Qian Yunrou opened his mouth and said directly.

"Okay, Changsheng, I know what you're thinking, don't worry, if you really can't control it, I won't blame you, but!"

Holy Master Linglong paused after saying this.

And Lu Changsheng was a little confused, I didn't mean that, I just thought that bringing Qian Yunrou would cause trouble, Holy Master, can you stop forcing your imagination? He also made a look of seeing through everything.

"However, if you are pregnant with a child, regardless of gender, it must be a child of my Linglong Holy Land. If you have a last name, it can be yours."

Holy Master Linglong said seriously.

Lu Changsheng: "..."

"Yes, yes, the child must belong to our Linglong Holy Land."

"It's best to give birth to a boy. Our Linglong Holy Land is full of female disciples. If the holy girl gives birth to a boy, oh my god, we will spoil him to death."

"It's good to have a boy, it's good to have a boy, it's best to have twins, it's best to have two boys."

"Yes, yes, but what if you can't get pregnant?"

"It's okay, if the saint can't conceive, I can give it a try!"

"Add me one."

"Add me too."

"You all want it, then I can try it too."

"To be honest, when I was young, someone told me that I would only have boys but not girls, so you can think about it, Junior Brother Changsheng."

Soon the bad wind blew again in the hall.

This Linglong Holy Master is really a super old driver. Just a few words can bring out a crooked atmosphere.

If it wasn't for his poor state, he would really have a good talk with Holy Master Linglong about his life.

"Let's settle this matter like this. If you calculate carefully, there are still five holy places in the next one. If there are no accidents, you may be able to return to Daluo Holy Land in half a year. It's no big deal for Yunrou to come back by herself." question."

"It's only half a year."

Holy Master Linglong spoke, her tone was unquestionable.

Lu Changsheng wanted to say a few more words, but he glanced at Holy Master Linglong's expression, and then at Qian Yunrou's calm and beautiful face.

Uh, after thinking about it for a while, it's not a problem to bring Qian Yunrou, at least Qian Yunrou doesn't dance, and doesn't cause trouble, it's better than bringing Gan Qiye.

Therefore, Lu Changsheng couldn't help but nodded his head and said, "If that's the case, then it's hard for this junior to refuse."

"En." Holy Master Linglong also nodded, then raised his glass and said: "In a few days, Mingyue Ancient City will hold the Tianjiao Conference, and you can also take Qingrou to meet the world. What kind of world has you seen, you have to take good care of her, you know?"

Holy Master Linglong said so.

"Huh? Tianjiao Conference? The juniors may not go."

Hearing the Tianjiao Conference, Lu Changsheng shook his head directly.

"Not going? Why?"

Holy Master Linglong asked curiously.

"Is the Holy Master listening to the truth or lies?"

Lu Changsheng asked.

"Of course it's the truth."

"The younger generation thinks this Tianjiao Conference is a bit boring, and it has no benefits, and it is not helpful to practice, and it is just a waste of time to go."

Lu Changsheng told the truth.

What would a group of geniuses do together

First eat and then drink. After drinking and eating, and seeing a lot of junior sisters sitting here, the next moment is for everyone to compete.

Bibi poems, Lu Changsheng can still search for a few more poems.

What about fighting skills

Lu Changsheng felt bored.

He's not a militant, so why fight when he has nothing to do

Image is the first ah.

"You can think about it. Any hero in the world who has some fame would like to participate in the so-called Tianjiao event every day. But if you look at fame like a cloud, you really have something special, but this Tianjiao event is not just a place to compare fame. , indeed, it will allow you to see a lot of things, if you can go, it is best to go.”

Holy Master Linglong said so, and then she got up, stretched her waist a little bit, she was so beautifully lazy, but she seemed a little tired, and came in front of Lu Changsheng.

"Okay, the feast is over. I'm a little tired. I'll go back first. Martial nephew Changsheng enjoy it. If you need anything, just talk to them."

she said so.

Just before leaving.

But he lightly patted Lu Changsheng on the shoulder three times.

Pat on the shoulder?

Three times

What's the meaning