I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 1: Why is this fairy so happy

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An Lin stood on the top of the tall building, facing the noisy wind.

He looked behind him, and there was a group of men with fierce faces slowly surrounding him.

"Hey hey, brat, let's see how you run this time, if you have the guts to fly to the sky!" The head of the strong man was holding an iron bar, with a cruel look on his face.

An Lin knew that he had no chance of escaping now, but when he thought of what would happen if he was taken back, his body couldn't help but tremble. That kind of life is simply unbearable!

What to do, what to do, if only I could fly...

An Lin thought so in his heart, and then a hurricane appeared between the sky and the earth, rolling his body up.

"Eh, eh, eh?"

An Lin was horrified, he really flew up, blown up by the wind!

"Fuck! He can really fly?" The head of the strong man also became dumbfounded when he saw this scene.

In front of everyone, An Lin was carried by the hurricane and flew out of the roof.

Then, the wind dies, and he begins freefall...

"Ahhh... help!"

The gust of wind howled, and the sense of weightlessness of the rapid fall made Anlin scream in fright.

dying! dying! dying!

An Lin kept roaring in his heart.

The fear of imminent death enveloped his whole body, making every part of his body tremble uncontrollably.

On the top of the building, the strong man watched An Lin's free fall with a bewildered expression, then he turned around and said slowly to everyone, "Well, I didn't force that kid to jump off the building, the murderer was 'Feng' , you have to testify for me..."

The people behind were also in a daze, the wind was so weird, would anyone believe it, let alone others, they couldn't believe it when they saw it with their own eyes!

An Lin looked at the ground that was getting closer and closer, and closed his eyes in despair. He never thought that his life would end so uselessly.

At this moment, a mysterious white light group suddenly appeared, and then enveloped his whole body.

The terrible feeling of overweight also came at this moment, and then he felt like he was riding a roller coaster, rushing to the bottom, then circled an arc, and flew into the sky.

"Ahh..."

An Lin screamed again, and after his body flew into the sky, he landed on the roof again.

The incomparably severe overweight and weightlessness, as well as the feeling of alternation between life and death, made him feel dizzy for a while, and then he vomited out of breath.

"Hey, boy, are you feeling better?" Just then, an ethereal voice reached An Lin's ears.

He looked up and found an old man looking at him lovingly.

Behind the old man, those fierce men who came to grab him have all passed out on the ground.

The old man's beard and hair are all white, with a fairy-like demeanor, and his whole body is surrounded by golden fairy energy, and he looks holy and flawless.

Seeing this scene, An Lin's whole body was shocked, and countless plots rushed into his mind.

Fiction, anime, film and television...

Various plots began to emerge in his mind, the beginning of all the dreams, isn't this scene in front of him!

Plop!

An Lin kowtowed heavily and said with tears in his eyes, "Immortal, thank you for saving me!"

The old man who was called an immortal by An Lin caressed his white beard and said with a slight smile, "I made a mistake in casting a spell just now, and I scared my little friend. By the way, why are these people chasing you?"

An Lin was taken aback when he heard the words, he made a mistake in casting a spell? So it turned out that he was just blown up by the wind and was the fault of a fairy

However, the immortal saved him anyway. After hearing the immortal's question, countless grievances welled up in his heart, and he said:

"It happened like this. After my mother died, my father became addicted to gambling."

"He gambled away the house, owed millions of gambling debts and was unable to repay, and then ran away alone!"

"I managed to get admitted to Huaqing University, but at this time the creditor found me and asked my father to pay back the debt..."

"Millions! What do I have to pay back?"

"My girlfriend heard that I owed a huge sum of money, so she ran away without looking back."

"I was caught by my creditors as a coolie. They said that if my father didn't repay the debt, I would not be able to leave for a day."

"However... that kind of coolie is simply not done by humans! I couldn't bear it, so I tried to escape. Afterwards, the creditor sent a group of people to arrest me, and that's how what happened before happened,"

An Lin poured out his nose and tears, feeling that his life was gloomy.

What is the difference between a life of paying off debts all your life and a salted fish

After the immortal heard An Lin's experience, there was also a look of sympathy in his eyes, and he slowly said: "Young man, your life is really hard... How about it, you and I are destined to meet each other, and I think you have excellent aptitude , why not let Benxian give you a 'system' to change your life."

An Lin trembled when he heard the words. He thought it was a great fortune to be able to form a fairy relationship with the immortal, but he didn't expect the immortal to be so generous, to give away the system as soon as they met!

"Grandpa Immortal, you are really kind to me! I really don't know how to repay you!" An Lin looked at the old man in front of him with tears in his eyes, very moved.

The immortal smiled lovingly, with his palm facing the sky, and then a pure white ball of light appeared in his palm.

"Young man, come here and hold this ball of light in the palm of your hand." The immortal said to An Lin.

Hearing this, An Lin couldn't wait to hold the ball of light.

In his hands, the ball of light radiated a trace of warmth, and the light emitted from the ball was extremely soft.

"Start the system transfer." The immortal said slowly.

As soon as the fairy's words fell, the light on the white light ball flourished!

At this moment, the immortal said to An Lin: "Young man, you swear quickly, swear to accept this God of War system, and never leave it for the rest of your life!"

Ares system

What a domineering name!

But how does this vow look like a marriage declaration

Before he had time to think about it, An Lin hurriedly said: "I swear, accept the God of War system and never leave it for the rest of my life!"

As soon as An Lin's oath was finished, the ball of light slammed into his body with a whoosh, and merged with him.

Immediately afterwards, a voice sounded in his mind: "It is detected that the host has the physique of Tian Ming Dao, and meets the qualifications, and the system begins to integrate!"

An Lin was very excited, so excited that he wanted to cry.

I originally thought that my life was gloomy, but I didn't expect that at this moment, I would usher in a life of cheating the system!

The fairy was also very excited, and was so excited that he was already crying!

He looked up at the sky, weeping, and knelt on the ground, and finally cried and laughed: "Hahahahaha, you finally get out, I finally got a new life!"

"Grandpa Immortal, what's the matter with you, are you alright?" Seeing the old man's strange behavior, An Lin asked with some concern.

The immortal came back to his senses, wiped his tears, and knew that he had lost his composure.

"It's okay, I just thought of some unbearable past events..."

"Young man, after you get the system, you have to work hard." Immortal Yu said earnestly.

"Yes! I will!" An Lin nodded heavily.

"So, do you want to go to the school to cultivate immortality? I know a good school." The immortal continued.

Go to school to practice immortality? Only a fool would refuse!

"I think so, I really want to go!" An Lin replied without even thinking about it.

Immortal smiled gratifiedly when he heard the words, took out a piece of golden paper from his sleeve and handed it to An Lin, and said, "This is my letter of recommendation. With it, you can go to the Cultivation Union University to study and officially set foot on the The road to cultivating immortals."

An Lin was startled, he dared to love this road of cultivating the immortal dragon, the immortal has paved it for himself!

He solemnly accepted the recommendation letter from the immortal, and looked at the immortal with gratitude.

"I don't know Grandpa Immortal, what's your name?"

"The name... let's not say it." The immortal stroked the top of An Lin's head with a sympathetic look on his face.

"I have to go, bye, lad."

The immortal waved goodbye to An Lin, and then left in the clouds.

"Immortal, go slowly!" An Lin thanked the immortal who flew into the sky.

The fairy's laughter came from the sky, the laughter was extremely carefree and wanton, as if pouring out the injustice of a lifetime.

Why is this immortal so happy? Why does he feel happier than me

An Lin scratched his head, puzzled.

At this moment, a female voice sounded in An Lin's consciousness: "Hello."

This female voice was beautiful, like the sound of heaven, and it made him feel alert.

Is this the sound of the system? An Lin was puzzled.

At this moment, an interface appeared in his mind.

The interface is gray and white, with only a few words displayed on it: The God of War system will be activated after entering the Taichu Continent.

What the hell is the Primordial Continent

Could it be...

An Lin thought of the recommendation letter from the Immortal, and he spread out the golden paper in his hand with great anticipation.

Then, he found that there was nothing in the golden paper, only a slightly sunken handprint.

An Lin didn't know why, but he still placed his hand on the paper to coincide with the handprint.

Suddenly, the paper shone with golden light, and An Lin only had time to let out a surprise before his body was completely engulfed by the golden light.

"ah… !"

An Lin felt the world spinning for a while, and his vision changed from pitch black to bright again.

Then he found that his body appeared in the sky again and began to fall freely.

An Lin once again experienced the feeling of jumping off a building. No matter how many times he experienced that sourness, he wanted to cry.

"boom"

He fell heavily to the ground, fortunately there was a golden light covering his body, which acted as a buffer, thus saving his life.

"Is this a teleportation move? It's too rough!" An Lin lay on the ground, complaining dissatisfiedly.

He raised his head with some difficulty, wanting to see where it was.

Then, he saw a scene he will never forget.

Two white-patterned dragon gate pillars with a height of hundreds of feet stood between the sky, and mysterious characters that he could not understand were engraved on the plaque.

Behind the gate, there are tens of thousands of palaces, with no end in sight.

Colorful clouds float around the palace, and all kinds of spirit beasts soar between the heaven and the earth, creating a majestic and majestic atmosphere.

An Lin stood there dumbfounded, with a shocked expression on his face.

It turns out that there really is a fairyland in this world!

Have I come to Wonderland? An Lin tried his best to calm down and calm himself down.

After a while, he saw a woman in a Taoist robe approaching, and hurried up to say hello and understand the situation.

"Hello, Sister Fairy." An Lin waved to the woman.

The beautiful woman walked over after seeing An Lin waving to her.

Seeing this, An Lin asked a little excitedly: "This beautiful fairy sister, may I ask what is this place? I'm new here, so I don't know much about this place."

Hearing An Lin's words, the woman looked a little strange, and then said, "Ji Li Gu Lu?"

"Ah, what did you say?" An Lin was a little puzzled.

The woman showed the same expression as An Lin, and said, "Ji Li Gu Lu Wah Chi Li?"

An Lin was stunned at this moment, what was she talking about

A terrible conjecture gradually appeared in his mind.

"Sister Fairy, can you speak Mandarin?" An Lin's eyes were moist.

"Gulu Gulu wah chirp?" The beautiful woman put her hands on her hips, a little annoyed.

It's over, the language barrier.

What the hell is she talking about? I can't understand it at all! ! !

An Lin was completely stupefied this time, he stood there with his eyes glazed over, and there was only one thought in his mind:

Nani? This is different from what is said in the novel, shouldn’t it be that Mandarin is spoken all over the world...

Finally, An Lin cried.

Can't even understand the words, how can this fairy cultivate

Others started from waste materials, but he started from mental retardation!

(end of this chapter)

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