I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 11: An Lin's Peach Blossom Tribulation

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An Lin's face was a little hot, and he was a little out of his wits because of Su Qianyun's words.

It took him a long time to recover from Su Qianyun's words, and asked with some surprise: "Chang'e? Is that Chang'e from Guanghan Palace? Is she your sister?"

"Well, it's not my real sister, but my recognized sister."

"She's been great to me, she's my best friend."

When Chang'e was mentioned, Su Qianyun also had a smile on his face.

An Lin also became interested. He didn't expect that the legendary Chang'e on Earth also existed in this world.

An Lin couldn't help thinking about it, and he continued to ask: "Is there a rabbit who can pound medicine and a man who chops trees every day in the Moon Palace?"

"Ah, the rabbit you mentioned is Xiaoyue, right? It made alchemy on the moon palace."

"Also, the Guanghan Palace clearly stipulates that all men are forbidden to set foot there. You said that there are men cutting trees there, how is that possible!" Su Qianyun replied with a smile.

"I see." An Lin nodded.

It seems that the actual situation here is still somewhat different from the legends on Earth.

"Then Houyi and Chang'e are still husband and wife?" An Lin continued to ask curiously.

"How is it possible? Sister Chang'e is the most beautiful woman in the heaven. People who pursue her can line up from the heaven to the Dragon Court of the East China Sea. How could they fall in love with an earth fairy who can only shoot at the moon?"

"Shoot the moon?" An Lin was even more confused this time.

"Because there are too many people chasing Sister Chang'e, she made a rule, that is, whoever can shoot a bow and arrow above the moon palace on the ground is eligible to see her." Su Qianyun explained.

"Oh, so that's how it is," An Lin suddenly said, "Did he shoot the arrow on the Moon Palace afterwards?"

Su Qianyun shook her head: "No, I heard that he persisted for nine years, and finally he seemed to realize the Dao of bow and arrow, broke through to become an immortal, and then left happily."

An Lin: "..."

This was too different from the Houyi he had imagined, and he was really powerless to complain.

"Then how did you and Chang'e become sisters?"

"This has to start when I was five years old. At that time, sister Chang'e came to Zixing State to collect cold water from the sun, and passed by the Qingmu Palace..."

Originally, An Lin was just asking casually, but Su Qianyun unsuspectingly narrated about her and Chang'e.

Su Qianyun said very seriously, from when Chang'e found out that she had extraordinary aptitude when she was a child and became acquainted, to when she was growing up with Chang'e, she told An Lin about every little thing, no matter how big or small.

The more An Lin listened, the more uneasy he became.

Hey, hey, you trust me too much, don't you

Even tell me about Chang'e kissing you every time you go to the Moon Palace

Wait, when I was sixteen, Chang'e still hugged you to sleep!

An Lin realized that he seemed to have heard something extraordinary.

In order to prevent himself from knowing too much and suffering innocent disasters, he hastily stopped Su Qianyun from continuing to speak.

An Lin was a little ashamed, why did Su Qianyun tell him everything, it was too unscientific.

And whatever he asked, Su Qianyun would just say, did she still have the consciousness of being the number one goddess

At this moment, a guess could not help but arise in An Lin's heart.

Could it be that she is a natural fool

"Hey, hey, let's hurry up and study again." An Lin suggested helplessly.

The conversation was suddenly interrupted by An Lin, Su Qianyun was not angry, but obediently said "um", then put her hands on the table, quietly waiting for what An Lin was going to teach next.

Seeing her appearance at this time, a thought suddenly appeared in An Lin's mind.

After a period of struggle, he still wanted to give it a try.

"Next, let's try to say some simple short sentences." An Lin said solemnly.

After finishing speaking, he wrote two short sentences on the paper, and then said: "The next thing to practice is the simplest subject-verb-object structure. You can read it after me."

"Okay, I will definitely read it seriously." Su Qianyun concentrated on it.

"I love you."

"I love you." The soft voice sounded again.

"I love you (in Mandarin)."

"I love you (in Mandarin)." Su Qianyun followed up word by word.

An Lin could only feel his qi and blood surging, and he was about to pass out from excitement.

Hehe, the goddess confessed to me...

An Lin smirked at the side.

"You smile so happily, don't I read well?"

Seeing the smile on An Lin's face, Su Qianyun asked happily.

An Lin came back to his senses, nodded again and again and said: "You read it very well, but I think you can read it a few more times to get familiar..."

"Well, okay, what does this sentence mean?" Su Qianyun asked curiously.

It's over, how should I explain it to her

This time An Lin was dumbfounded, and everyone said impulsiveness is the devil. Only then did he realize that how to explain the meaning of this word to Su Qianyun is a big problem!

After a battle between heaven and man, An Lin could only bet that Su Qianyun was a pure girl in the end.

I just teach you a simple subject-verb-object phrase, please believe it!

"This means 'I love you'." An Lin said solemnly.

"Oh, so it means I love you." Su Qianyun nodded without thinking.

But then, she seemed to realize something and fell silent.

I am most afraid that the air will be suddenly quiet. This silent atmosphere seems to be brewing something...

An Lin was very nervous, he just wanted to make a joke, and hoped she wouldn't take it seriously.

Well... An Lin admitted that he chose this phrase as an example sentence to teach Su Qianyun, because he did have some petty thoughts.

Alas, who told him to suddenly awaken his sister-in-law attributes, and he couldn't stop it.

An Lin looked at Su Qianyun with some anxiety, seeing the mist in her azure blue eyes, her small face that could be broken by a bullet turned red, her lips were pressed tightly, and she looked like she was about to cry.

Seeing this, An Lin began to regret, and quickly explained: "I'm just teaching you grammar, nothing else, don't get me wrong!"

Su Qianyun raised her head and stared blankly at An Lin, as if she was extremely wronged but had nowhere to appeal.

She curled her small lips, and said in a slightly crying tone: "Sister Chang'e is right, men really don't have a good thing..."

What kind of feeling does it feel when a woman of peerless beauty looks at you with teary eyes

OMG, so cute! ! !

An Lin's blood spurted out, he was so excited that he lacked oxygen, then his eyes darkened, and he passed out...

Su Qianyun didn't know how much damage her expression had caused An Lin!

When she saw that An Lin had passed out suddenly and his nose was still bleeding, she couldn't help but froze on the spot.

"Student An Lin, are you alright?"

"Wake up, don't scare me."

Seeing that An Lin still didn't respond, Su Qianyun panicked, thinking that what she said before was too hurtful and made An Lin faint.

So, she was so ashamed that she carried An Lin on her back and ran to the infirmary...

(end of this chapter)