I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 118: When an elegant woman meets thick lines

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Half a month of hard work...

The woman stared blankly at the painting, and finally realized the meaning of a rat droppings ruining a pot of soup.

"Hey, so there are people here?"

An Lin saw the woman painting under the peach tree, was startled, and said.

This woman was very good-looking, with two smoky eyebrows that seemed to be frowning but not frowning, and her cheeks like flowers shining in the water, giving him a delicate and elegant feeling.

"Hello, I'm really sorry, I broke in without your permission."

An Lin knew that he had made a mistake first, so he immediately apologized.

The woman suppressed her anger, did not speak, but carefully looked at the handsome man in front of her.

The powerful spiritual consciousness was also released, scanning the man's whole body.

After that, her brows frowned even tighter.

Strangely, his cultivation is only at the early stage of nurturing spirits.

The Qi Yuan Jue Kong Formation can be easily resisted even by the cultivators in the late stage of Transformation God. How did he get in

"Let me ask you, how did you get up here?" The woman said lightly, her voice soft and melodious.

"Me? I flew up!"

An Lin blinked, and looked at the woman with a (why do you ask such a boring question) expression.

The woman's chest felt tight when she heard these words, and seeing An Lin's contemptuous expression, she couldn't even get angry.

"What I'm asking you is... why were you able to break through my formation and reach the top of the mountain!"

If it weren't for the woman's excellent self-cultivation, she would have beaten someone without saying a word.

"Oh... I'm amazing, so I broke it." An Lin rolled her eyes and said.

This question is...

It's like someone asking you why you scored 100 points in math.

Of course I got 100% because I was good at math.

What do other people mean by asking such a question? Isn't this contemptuous of people!

The woman's white cheeks turned crimson, yes, she was angry!

"Oh, then you are really powerful. I don't know what you are doing to break into the peak without permission?"

The woman knew that she could no longer have a good conversation with this man, so she went straight to the point.

An Lin scratched his head in embarrassment, and said, "I came here just to play bungee jumping on the top of this mountain."

The woman was taken aback: "Bungee jumping? What is bungee jumping?"

An Lin suddenly realized that she was not a student of Tianting, so she had never heard of bungee jumping.

So, he succinctly changed the phrase: "I came here just to jump off a cliff from here on this high mountain!"

When the woman heard this, her face finally sank: "Are you kidding me?"

Just kidding, you worked so hard to break through the formation and come to the top of the mountain, just for a cliff jumping exercise

Only ghosts will believe it!

An Lin spread his hands: "Believe it or not, I'm going to jump anyway."

As he spoke, he walked around looking for the best place to jump off the cliff.

Then, he saw the picture drawn by the woman.

"Hahahaha... What's wrong with the crane's eyes, they are so ugly, hahahaha..."

It has to be said that the crane's devilish eyes managed to make An Lin laugh.

"Crack!" The brush was broken by the woman's plain hand.

She thinks she has a good temper and is a quiet and elegant woman.

Until I met An Lin.

Very good... Her anger value has successfully exploded!

"Say it again!?" The woman gritted her teeth angrily.

It's a pity that An Lin was so busy smiling that he didn't hear what the woman said clearly.

He still looked at the funny crane in the painting: "Ah? Say it again. I didn't hear what you were saying just now, hahahaha..."

"Didn't hear you clearly?"

The woman sneered, and stood up with a frosty face, her delicate body, like a weak willow supporting the wind, suddenly erupted with a terrifying aura.

An Lin's whole body went cold, and he woke up instantly.

Murderous!

Then, he saw Su Bai's fist approaching him.

Then…

There's no after that.

An Lin was beaten to death.

He was obviously in the nurturing period, but he was beaten by a woman like a chicken, and he couldn't take care of himself.

After beating An Lin severely, the woman's anger finally subsided a lot.

Her white face was slightly flushed, adding a bit of glamour.

Looking at the man lying on the ground with a bruised nose and a swollen face, the woman was in a daze.

Since she was obsessed with painting, how long has it been since she hit anyone

She didn't expect that this man would have the ability to make her attack in anger. His ability to irritate people really broke through the sky. The key point is that she didn't know it. She felt that this monk must have something wrong with his mind.

An Lin was also afraid of this woman who would violently beat up when she disagreed with her. He didn't know that the painting was made like this because of him, and he thought that the Taoist nun must have something wrong with her mind.

Then, both of them looked at each other with crazy eyes.

An Lin blinked: "What are you looking at?"

The woman frowned slightly: "What do you mean by looking at me like that?"

An Lin smiled: "Otherwise, how should I look at you, teach me!"

The woman's tone faltered: "You...!"

Yes, although he couldn't beat this woman, his aura couldn't be lost, and at this moment he began to fight tit for tat.

Oh my god, this person was sent by God to test my Dao heart!

The woman's delicate body trembled, and she kept telling herself to calm down and not to be anxious.

After all, anxiety is a big taboo in painting. As a quiet and elegant fairy, how can I commit this taboo.

A smile appeared on the woman's face: "Hi, my name is Lin Junjun."

An Lin was taken aback, why did this woman change her face so quickly.

Although he was puzzled, he still introduced his name: "Hello, my name is An Lin."

After speaking, he got up from the ground, took out the anti-swelling medicine from the ring, and applied it on his own.

This medicine was applied to the face this morning, and now it is applied to the whole body.

It's used up so fast, I'm going to buy it again...

"Oh, that's it. Then, Fellow Daoist Anlin, what do you mean by coming to the top of the mountain?" Lin Junjun tried her best to calm herself and said softly.

The corner of An Lin's mouth twitched, didn't he say it before, he came here to jump off a cliff!

Now that Lin Junjun had spoken well, he had no choice but to speak again: "I really came here to jump off a cliff! Otherwise, why do you think I came here? There is nothing here, and I came here to visit you, a beautiful woman." Is it?"

Lin Junjun blushed when she heard the words, she didn't know how to refute, and finally said angrily: "Then go dance!"

An Lin glanced at Lin Junjun, nodded, "Oh, finally explained."

Seeing An Lin's sympathetic eyes with pity, Lin Junjun's veins popped out.

How dare An Lin treat her as a fool!

Be calm, be calm... I am an elegant and quiet woman.

Lin Junjun kept hinting to herself, her fists clenched tightly, her delicate body trembling slightly.

An Lin ignored her, walked around the top of the mountain, and finally came to a very steep cliff.

"Ding dong, it is detected that the host has reached the cliff."

He smiled, the system is still very considerate, and there are hints for this.

He waved to the quiet woman behind him: "Excuse me, we will meet later. But then again, the crane you drew is really funny, hahahaha..."

After speaking, he jumped off the cliff, taking a leap of faith.

Well, I'm going to run anyway.

He felt that he had been beaten, and his momentum could not be let down.

Moreover, that crane is really funny!

"Plop!"

His head hit an invisible barrier, and his body stopped.

An Lin: "..."

From above, Lin Junjun's soft and gentle voice came:

"What did you just say, can you say it again?"

(end of this chapter)