I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 168: Know where to go

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An Lin just stared at the star for ten minutes, and finally got a little sleepy.

In fact, after today's battle, he has long been exhausted physically and mentally. Now that he is completely relaxed, he feels drowsy.

With this in mind, he began to fly back to rest.

The moon sets and the sun rises, and soon a new day is ushered in.

He opened his sleepy eyes, and what he saw was the big face of the clown.

Looking at it, it was really refreshing. He didn't need to wash his face, and he was sober in an instant.

"Why are you staring at me so early in the morning!?" An Lin jumped up, startled.

The clown scratched the monkey's fur, and said, "Dabai just told me that he is going to go shopping around today, and told me to tell you when you wake up."

"Walk around!?" An Lin stared wide-eyed: "Dog waist or human waist?"

The clown's face twitched, and he replied, "Brother An, you are so big, have you ever seen a dog's waist?"

When An Lin heard this, he immediately became excited.

Dabai's sexual orientation is really problematic, how could it be interested in human beauties, this is not the animal world at all!

Just like An Lin, even if the bitch is as beautiful as a flower, he would not have any interest in it, at most he would praise the dog for being so beautiful.

But... Dabai actually went shopping for human waists, what kind of mentality is this!

"No, I have to go and see what Dabai is trying to do!" An Lin stood up with a serious expression on his face.

As the owner, he felt the need to correct his pet's sexual orientation.

Otherwise, Dabai will bring a human female cultivator back to the Divine Beast Sect and tell Baixian that this is his wife, then An Lin, as the master, will definitely be eaten by Baixian!

An Lin said in a deep voice: "Do you know where the brothel Dabai visited?"

The clown shook his head: "In the nearby Shihua County, I don't know exactly where he went."

"Okay, you wait here for me, I'll go back as soon as I go."

After finishing speaking, An Lin jumped onto the black brick and soared into the sky.

Shihua County is the closest county to the Wanling Immortal Sect. It is said that the women here have delicate skin and slender figures. Therefore, it is recognized as the county with the highest density of beautiful women in Shilong Prefecture.

With more beauties, there will be more romantic places.

Based on past experience, An Lin conservatively estimated that there should be no less than 30 such places in Shihua County.

Fortunately, he didn't have to search one by one.

Because he and Dabai have already signed a beast pet contract, as long as the two parties are within ten miles, they can sense each other's location.

Just like that, An Lin came to the door of Chunjiang Tower.

Looking at the vast pavilion, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Heh... it's really magnificent, I'm afraid it's the best kidney in Shihua County?"

"Oh, what are you talking about, my lord? This is a formal place. Girls show off their talents instead of their bodies. It's a place dedicated to showcasing their talents and bringing joy to the guests!" In front of Lin, he opened his mouth and said.

"Is it okay to have ten spirit stones?" An Lin asked.

"Oh, son, you'd better come in first to listen to the girl singing and play the piano." The old bustard said with a smile.

"One hundred spirit stones." An Lin continued.

The complexion on the woman's face changed, and she whispered: "What girl do you want? Except for our oiran, you can do anything else."

Sure enough... this place is different from the Fenghuating he had been to before, this place is really a kidney...

"Let me go in and take a look first." An Lin nodded, then walked into the door.

The woman saw that An Lin's clothes and temperament were extraordinary, so she immediately followed and introduced the girl to him.

At the same time, in a private room, a fluffy white-haired dog, with its legs crossed, sat on a chair, drinking and singing with a group of beautiful women.

"Brother Bai, why am I drinking again..." the woman in green said shyly with a charming face.

"Hahahaha, it's a game, I'm willing to bet and admit defeat. Wang!"

It's Dabai, with its big round and watery eyes, staring closely at the woman in green, sticking out its tongue, and said excitedly.

Dabai saw that the dog's legs trembled slightly, with a look of excitement on his face, and another pair of paws made a sudden attack on the woman's back.

"Oh, Brother Bai is good or bad!" The woman with a fiery figure yelled coquettishly.

Dabai was very excited when he heard this voice: "Wow! Let's continue! Xiao Zi, don't stop singing!"

The woman in purple on the other side nodded shyly and continued to sing the song.

In this way, Dabai continued to play the game happily.

And then... the girl with the red bellyband lost.

Dabai swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and asked a little excitedly, "Do you want to drink it or not?"

The red-bellied girl's cheeks were flushed, she caressed her body lightly, and asked in a charming voice, "Brother Bai, what did you say?"

"Woof! Wang! Wang!" Dabai yelled with his legs up.

Boom!

The door was kicked open: "Woof what woof!?"

"Who dares to spoil my dog's elegance, Wang!" Dabai was furious when he was interrupted when he saw the excitement.

"Me." The man walked in, looking at Dabai coldly.

Dabai looked up and his feet trembled: "An... Brother An, why are you here!?"

It was An Lin who came. As soon as he entered, he saw many women courting the big white dog.

In this situation, even if it was him, he couldn't help but lose his mind slightly.

The woman behind An Lin found out that this spendthrift dog master actually called the man in front of him Brother An, her expression became more respectful, and she secretly hinted to the maid next to him to call the oiran from Chunjiang Tower immediately.

"I came to see your happy place, didn't I disturb you?" An Lin grinned, but his tone was extremely unkind.

"Brother An is here, how can you say I'm bothering you, come on, let's play games together, let's have fun together!" Dabai jumped off the chair and rubbed against An Lin with his fluffy white hair, with a flattering expression on his face.

Let's have fun together

Anlin's veins popped out, dare this Dabai not realize what he did wrong

"Say! Why did you come here!?" An Lin reprimanded loudly.

Dabai blinked his big round eyes, and said, "Go shopping."

An Lin felt a tightness in his chest, you are answering the question so honestly, how should I answer...

He thought about it, and decided to ask another way: "Say! Why do you like women, not bitches?"

When Dabai heard this, the dog blushed, lowered his head shyly, and said, "Women are charming, graceful, with smooth and delicate skin... What else does a bitch have besides hair? Such a comparison, of course I choose a woman!"

After finishing speaking, it looked towards the woman next to it, its eyes brightened.

An Lin's eyes went dark when he heard the words, there was nothing wrong with Dabai's words, and he also agreed.

But... It's especially problematic when these words come from Dabai's mouth!

Is this what a dog should say

It is clear that some human being was reborn and then possessed it, maybe it was some powerful person who seized the body... No! Da Neng is crazy to seize the house of a dog...

Just when An Lin was thinking wildly, a maid's announcement came from outside the door: "Sister Lanyue, the oiran, is here."

Immediately afterwards, a graceful woman pushed the door and entered, bringing a gust of breeze.

(end of this chapter)