I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 169: Let's have fun together

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"Sister Lanyue, the oiran, is here." After an announcement.

"Squeak." A graceful woman pushed the door and entered.

She was dressed in a blue dress, elegant and elegant, her satin-like black hair fluttering in the wind, her beautiful eyes were looking forward, and finally fixed her gaze on An Lin, leaned slightly, and said lightly: "I am a blue moon." , have seen the son."

An Lin glanced at Lanyue, then stared at Dabai, and asked, "You called her too?"

Dabai shook his head, but his eyes lit up: "I didn't yell, but this girl is amazing, let her stay!"

An Lin patted his forehead, feeling that Dabai was already dying of illness, he couldn't hold back when he saw a beautiful woman, so what would Qinghua do

Seeing this, the old bustard standing behind An Lin began to speak: "Lan Yue is the oiran of our Chunjiang Building, and her playing and singing are the best in Shihua County. Why don't you listen to me, my lord?"

"Playing and singing are the best in Shihua County?" An Lin nodded upon hearing this.

He has an inexplicable liking for the ballads of the Kyushu world. Since the blue moon can sing, it doesn't matter to listen to it.

"Then I won't bother you sir." Seeing An Lin nodding in agreement, the old bustard walked out of the room with a smile on his face.

Lan Yue smiled, hugged the ancient wooden pipa, sat on the chair, and asked, "I don't know which grade of playing and singing you want to listen to, my lord?"

An Lin was stunned when he heard the words: "How many grades are there?"

"Casual playing and singing, one hundred spirit stones; ordinary playing and singing, two hundred spirit stones; serious playing and singing, three hundred spirit stones; passionate playing and singing, five hundred spirit stones." Blue moon eyes are like autumn water, very pleasant to use voice said.

The corner of An Lin's mouth twitched, what the hell was playing and singing casually, as an oiran, couldn't he be more dedicated to his work.

Dabai's eyes started to shine again, and he asked immediately, "Wow! Do you want to play and sing and take off your clothes?"

"Boom!"

An Lin punched Dabai's dog's head directly, and directly punched a big bag, and said angrily: "Can't you be a good dog? Do you have to be a man?"

Dabai's face was full of grievances, but Lanyue covered her mouth and smiled lightly: "I'm afraid I'll disappoint Brother Bai, I'm just a concubine, not a concubine."

"Then let's play and sing with passion." An Lin thought to himself that since he is not short of money, it must be the best thing to listen to.

Lanyue nodded, and her slender hands began to dance on the pipa. The beautiful melody coupled with her soft and melodious singing made An Lin and Dabai in the room feel refreshed.

The beautiful woman in the red bellyband and the woman in the green dress poured wine for An Lin and Dabai very consciously.

Accompanied by the wonderful music, An Lin felt that it was time to get down to business.

An Lin: "Dabai, tell me the truth, did you become a man?"

Dabai was sipping his wine and listening to a little song, when he heard An Lin's question, he immediately put on a bitter face: "Brother An, I really rolled out of my mother's belly, it's a real public Dog! As for why I like beautiful women like a man, I don’t know why.”

An Lin solemnly said, "Then if you were to choose a wife between Lanyue and Qinghua, who would you choose?"

This time Dabai was in a bit of trouble, his dog's face was slightly wrinkled, showing a tangled expression.

An Lin breathed a sigh of relief. Since he was still struggling, it proved that Dabai's aesthetics hadn't been distorted to the point of no return, and it could still be saved!

Dabai said helplessly: "It's really hard to choose this wife. Lanyue is so beautiful, but it's a pity that she can't have a dog baby; Qinghua can give birth to a dog baby, but it's a pity that her body and appearance are too ordinary, and she can't even be protruding."

An Lin's eyes darkened upon hearing this.

Depend on! The bitch is not a human being, so where did she get her lordosis and back curl.

Ma Dan! It turned out that Dabai was struggling with this kind of thing, and it was hopeless!

Suddenly, An Lin thought of another possibility: "Dabai, will your father like human beauties like you?"

He has to start researching from the genetic aspect. If it is really congenital, then nothing he can do will help.

Dabai smiled charmingly, and proudly said: "Of course, back then, it was my father who took me to the brothel, and we also had a famous title, called Shuangbai Prodigal Son!"

An Lin froze at the scene upon hearing the words.

Fuck! This is even scarier than heredity, Baixian even took Dabai to the brothel! ! !

An Lin didn't know what to say anymore, Dabai would become like this, it was entirely his father's fault.

Hmm... the son doesn't teach, it's the father's fault!

Anyway, Dabai will bring a beautiful wife back later, which is something Baixian should worry about.

An Lin won't take this blame!

Thinking of this, An Lin's hanging heart finally let go. Anyway, it's none of my business. I understand that if I like women, I like women. No matter how you look at it, beauties with protruding fronts and backs are better-looking than bitches!

An Lin felt relieved.

Accompanied by Lanyue's singing, he, Dabai, the beauty in red bellyband, the woman in green and others had a good time drinking to their heart's content!

Wanling Xianzong, on a fairy mountain.

The clown squatted at the door of a house, waiting for the return of An Lin and Dabai.

An Lin said he would go back, and he will go to the Cyanwood Palace later, so the clown is already ready to go.

Just like that, when noon arrived, An Lin still hadn't come back.

The clown is still waiting.

Unknowingly, the afternoon passed again, and An Lin's return was still not seen.

Could it be that something unexpected happened when Brother An went to catch Dabai

The clown was a little uneasy, but he still waited at the door.

The sun gradually sets, and the bright moon and stars gradually emerge from the night sky.

Boom! There was a sudden violent vibration on the ground, and the clown who was dozing off was startled awake.

He looked around and saw the big white dog's head plunged straight into the ground, creating a big hole.

Dabai was on all fours, wailing repeatedly, while An Lin on his back also rolled to the ground, staggering here and there.

"Brother An...my head hurts so much. How dare you fight the dog, causing me to hit...the ground." Dabai stammered and said intermittently.

An Lin punched the dog's head covered in dust again, and scolded with a smile: "Stupid... stupid dog! I told you to land here, you... you are better off, 360-degree spiral landing, return him to the pier facing down, Do you really think you are an impact drill!?"

Dabai was taken aback when he heard the words, and then he felt that he was really a bit stupid, so he burst out laughing.

An Lin thought it was very interesting, and also laughed out loud.

One person and one dog smelled of alcohol like this, and walked towards the house with their shoulders crossed and their backs laughing.

Then, An Lin saw the clown who was in a daze, and patted him on the shoulder with some regret: "Oh, clown, I'm really... I'm so sorry, the girl in Chunjiang Tower is really versatile. It's a pity that I didn't call you before. …”

The corner of the clown's mouth twitched: "Brother An, shouldn't you go to the brothel to catch Dabai? Why did you go to the brothel with Dabai?"

An Lin frowned: "How can a monk's visit to a brothel be called a brothel, and we didn't do that kind of thing, it should be called... Romance!"

Dabai's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and he smiled evilly and said, "As expected of Brother An, he is educated! Next time we will bring a clown and let's have a romantic time together!"

"Okay!" An Lin smiled heartily, draped the clown's shoulders, and happily walked back to the room.

This beautiful day is finally over.

(end of this chapter)