I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 384: Chang'e's Mooncakes

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Is there any reason? Is there any law left? !

An Lin really wanted to call the police, someone was urinating everywhere in his sea of anger!

Then he thought sadly that no one would believe it.

Even if someone can believe it, no one can help him...

"Ah... I'm so tired, I really want to change this fucking life..."

An Lin's fighting spirit that had been ignited with great difficulty was finally wiped out, and he lay on the bed with a look of lovelessness.

At the same time, the news that An Lin had successfully broken through into the God of Transformation began to spread throughout the school, causing a huge shock! Especially when the students heard that the Thunder Tribulation in the sky was the Jinxu Lei Qilin, and that An Lin could actually control the Jinxu Lei Qilin, they all fell silent.

Later, I heard that An Lin had succeeded in crossing the catastrophe, and unexpectedly gave birth to a unicorn son. This made the students completely stunned, with thunder rolling on their heads, as if listening to a book from heaven.

"I didn't expect Senior An Lin to really break through to the God Transformation Stage."

"He is now the first student in the school to transform into a god, and the speed of promotion to this realm is simply terrifying!"

"Is this the point? Shouldn't the point be that An Lin refreshed our view of cultivating immortals..."

"Crossing the Golden Void Thunder Tribulation, playing with the Golden Void Thunder Tribulation as a pet, and finally gave birth to a great life... This has indeed recast my view of cultivating immortals!"

"I can't describe my feelings in words. I just want to offer my knees to Ang!"

"Ah~~~ So excited, we are living in the same school as a living legend!!"

In this way, "Anlin Crossing the Tribulation" became the hottest topic on campus during this period.

After recuperating for two days, An Lin started to go to school as usual. Then An Lin, who was walking on the campus, realized that his fame had reached a terrifying level. From time to time, he would run into fans on the road and scream to scare him.

Of course the screaming wasn't intentional, it was just because they were so excited...

Discussion posts, dating posts, confession letters, come like snowflakes. An Lin naturally wouldn't waste too much time looking at these things, after all, there are too many, and he really can't finish them! Well, at most, read the confession letter...

The task of raising An Qilin's weight to one kilogram has been temporarily put on hold by An Lin.

He doesn't even know how to communicate with An Qilin, how to make An Qilin fat

An Lin recalled how he felt when he was holding An Qilin. He should have weighed about a catty, which meant that he had to double An Qilin's weight. Thinking about it, he thought it was a terrible and difficult task.

On an evening when the sun shone across the continent, an unexpected guest came to An Lin's small attic.

"Boom boom boom..."

"Boom boom boom..."

There was a very rhythmic knock on the door.

An Lin opened the door and found a pair of prickly white fluffy ears.

Looking down, there is a pair of big round eyes and white rabbit teeth.

"Good evening, An Dasha."

A melodious voice sounded, and this big rabbit, half as tall as a man, walked in the door swaggeringly, not treating himself as a foreign rabbit at all.

The corner of An Lin's mouth twitched slightly, if he hadn't seen that she was still holding a bag of things, he would have kicked her out long ago.

"Master Moon Rabbit, I didn't expect you to take the time to visit me. I'm really flattered!" An Lin smiled flatteringly, and offered to make tea for this jade-white Moon Rabbit.

"The palace lord heard that you have broken through the stage of transforming into a god, so he specially sent me to give some congratulatory gifts." Moon Rabbit said in an old-fashioned way.

"Hey... How can this be! How dare I let Fairy Chang'e spend money, I don't need to give away things, I'm so happy that you can come and see me!" An Lin waved his hands repeatedly.

The moon rabbit smiled lightly, and its two big ears dangled happily in the air: "If you are smart, then this Chang'e's moon cake will be mine. I didn't eat enough when I was in the moon palace. The palace owner is so stingy... But she treats you like a mooncake." But being so generous, I've long been upset, hum!"

When An Lin heard that it was okay, it was Chang'e's moon cake!

Could it be that the rabbit took it seriously just because he was humble

As soon as he thought of this, he immediately copied the bag in Moon Rabbit's hand with lightning speed, and immediately put it in the ring. The whole process was so smooth and smooth, it was amazing!

"Since Lord Moon Rabbit has come here, naturally I can't let you come here in vain. So I think it's better to cooperate with your actions and let you successfully complete the task assigned to you by Chang'e." An Lin's face was full of righteousness. , and stared at Moon Rabbit as a good man.

Moon Rabbit blinked: "I understand the truth, but what are you doing with the dried carrots I ate on the road?"

With a flash of white light on her fingers, a delicately packaged yellow disc appeared on the table, and she said, "This is the mooncake Chang'e wants to give you."

An Lin: "..."

The scene was very embarrassing.

In the end, An Lin blushed and took out Moon Rabbit's dried carrots, and Yue Rabbit complained about it a few times, saying that An Dasha really lived up to his reputation.

"There are six mooncakes in total. The energy contained in mooncakes is extremely high. You can only eat one piece a week at most. Don't be greedy." Moon Rabbit asked in a pretty voice.

An Lin nodded repeatedly, and eagerly opened the box.

I saw six pieces of golden round cakes inside the box, their outlines were as perfect as the full moon in the night sky, exuding an extremely moving moon-white luster. The faint fragrance of sweet-scented osmanthus began to fill the whole room, making people tremble.

Because of this fragrance, Xiaohong stopped photosynthesis, Dabai woke up from a lazy sleep, and the clown rushed in from the door, his eyes bursting with golden light.

An Lin secretly swallowed, restraining his urge to eat mooncakes immediately, and turned his gaze to a piece of white letter paper inside the mooncake box.

He curiously opened the letter paper, and the font inside was as beautiful as flowing water, which was particularly pleasing to the eye.

The content is: Congratulations to Fellow Daoist Anlin for successfully advancing to the stage of transforming gods. I once promised to give you a mooncake, and I have never forgotten it. Now, you have a double happiness, and I am sending mooncakes as a token of congratulations. In addition, Xiaoyue will leave it to you to train her. Be sure to let Xiaoyue's weight drop to 50 catties within a month.

—Chang'e.

After reading the letter paper, An Lin looked at Moon Rabbit strangely: "What does this mean?"

Moon Rabbit rolled his eyes: "Double Happiness means the joy of successfully transforming into a god and the joy of successfully giving birth to a child!"

"I didn't ask this." An Lin shook his head immediately when he heard the words, and then he seemed to realize something, and his chest felt tight again, "No! I have to ask this too, this double happiness is also poisonous!!"

Yuetu shook her head helplessly, and said in an old-fashioned way: "Oh, An Dasha... I don't want to be a fool anymore. The Palace Mistress thinks I'm too fat to carry, so she doesn't want me anymore. She limits me to lose weight to less than 50 catties within a month. And you're the Overseer. So, you get it, huh?"

The corners of An Lin's mouth twitched when he heard this, helping Moon Rabbit lose weight

He suddenly remembered that in the laurel forest, he had indeed mentioned to Chang'e that he wanted to help the moon rabbit lose weight, but he didn't expect that she really took it seriously...

No reward for nothing, in fact, the moon cakes Chang'e gave him must be very valuable, and it is only natural for him to do something for Chang'e, but he is completely inexperienced in this kind of thing!

An Lin was still thinking about how to make his golden light doll gain weight, but now a fairy rabbit came to lose weight

In the next few days, I am afraid that my mind will be full of weight matters.

He couldn't help but sigh, what happened to this world? Am I really cultivating immortals? !

(end of this chapter)