I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 385: Lose weight and gain weight

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Seeing this scene, Dabai walked over with his head held high.

"Rabbit, if you live here, you must abide by the first-come-first-served principle. You can only be ranked fifth. I am the second child. You usually call me Brother Bai, do you understand? Woah!" With a smile.

Moon Rabbit's ruby-like eyes gave off a chill, and the jade pestle for pounding medicine appeared in his hand, and he carried it on his shoulder, and said with a chuckle, "Hehe, you deserve to be in front of me?"

"New here, there is no Chang'e to cover you here. It seems that you are not willing to obey the training. Now I will let you see how powerful Brother Bai is! Wang!" Falsely shaking the moon rabbit in the air, the cold light tore through the air, bringing bursts of sharp noises.

"Are you amazing? I'm going to beat you into a useless dog!" Yutu waved the jade pestle and jumped towards Dabai.

"Rabbit, don't be arrogant, I'll teach you how to be a rabbit right now! Bark!" Dabai shouted angrily, and also rushed towards Moon Rabbit.

An Lin watched coldly from the sidelines, he was really too lazy to intervene in this matter.

Thus, a fierce battle began.

Bounce... bang bang... da da da... puff puff...

The battle is over.

Dabai was lying on the ground with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and the Moon Rabbit sat triumphantly on Dabai's belly, waving the jade pestle, and laughed loudly: "Waste dog, you want to talk nonsense in front of this rabbit? You can't control yourself !"

Dabai never thought that one day he would be ridden by a rabbit, and he couldn't help but feel humiliated, but when he saw the fierce jade pestle, he lost his temper in an instant: "Okay, sister rabbit, I admit that you can In front of me is Brother An's number one animal pet, this should be okay... "

"You're smart." Yuetu nodded in satisfaction, letting Dabai go.

But a few seconds later, Moon Rabbit raised its big furry ears and stared, "No! When did I become An Dasha's pet? Oh my god, what am I so happy about!?"

"Hehe, it's your blessing to be my animal pet." An Lin grabbed Moon Rabbit by the ear and picked it up.

Then he found out that the Moon Rabbit was really heavy, no wonder Chang'e disliked it, and he didn't even want to hug it.

"How dare you be rude to this rabbit!" Moon Rabbit was so angry that he "yelled loudly".

She was about to hit An Lin's head with the jade pestle, but at this moment, she saw An Lin took out Chang'e's letter paper and shook it in front of her, a mysterious wave spread, causing her to wilt all of a sudden.

An Lin put Moon Rabbit down with a smile, and said, "Now I am your supervisor, you have to listen to me. You arrived later than Xiaohong, Dabai, and Clown, so you can only be ranked fifth. Also, here , you have to know how to be humble, respect etiquette, obey the rules, and don't bully Dabai, you know?!"

Moon Rabbit shrugged and pulled its long ears, and said with a look of lovelessness: "Got it..."

She doesn't have to listen to anyone, but Chang'e must listen to what Chang'e has to say, otherwise she would be wishful thinking if she wanted to eat delicious food in the Moon Palace in the future!

"Fifth Sister, don't be depressed, Brother Bai will take good care of you. Wang!" Seeing the 90-degree reversal of the situation, Dabai immediately burst into joy, and said with a majestic expression.

Moon Rabbit raised the jade pestle again, and Dabai immediately turned into a dog.

"Okay, okay, let's get down to business first, Xiaoyue, how much do you weigh now?" An Lin said.

Yuetu curled her mouth and snorted softly, "Don't you know that it's rude to ask a girl's weight?"

The corner of An Lin's mouth twitched slightly: "But you are a rabbit, and I have to supervise you to lose weight!"

Moon Rabbit put his jade pestle into the ring, then took out a white disc-like thing, put it on the ground, and jumped on it.

The disc glows brightly, and the value is displayed on it: 54.758

"I want to lose more than four catties a month, can I use liposuction?"

An Lin suddenly felt that the road ahead was difficult, so he tried to ask.

Moon Rabbit chuckled, with a disdainful look on his face: "I am the beast of the moon, the immortal technique of liposuction? Can you do it? Even the Palace Master can't do this!"

An Lin didn't care, and asked, "Then what plan do you have?"

"There is no solution, this is a huge problem... Now I have to wait for the palace lord to change her mind, not to dislike my weight, and let me return to her arms." Yuetu suddenly had a melancholy look on her face, and looked out the window. The darker the sky, full of endless grief.

Seeing this scene, An Lin felt a little funny.

Moon Rabbit, who was disliked by Chang'e because of her weight, is really known by outsiders, which is considered big news.

"How about this, let me make a weight loss plan for you, um, how about eating only one carrot a day and exercising for three hours?" An Lin said with a smile.

Moon Rabbit looked at An Lin like an idiot after hearing the words: "If you exercise according to your plan, if you can successfully lose one or two pounds, I will count you as the winner."

An Lin took a deep breath: "How about not eating for a month, practicing for twelve hours a day, for a month in a row?"

Yuetu furiously said: "An Dasha! You are abusing rabbits! And even if I do this, I still can't lose half a catty of weight!!"

"It's so hard to lose weight, as expected of the beast of the moon..." An Lin showed a surprised look on his face. It seems that the conventional weight loss methods are completely useless for the moon rabbit, and he has to think of some other ways.

After thinking for a while, he proposed several weight loss plans, but they were all rejected by Moon Rabbit.

In the end, he had no choice but to let himself go and do something meaningful, and that meaningful thing is...

Eat moon cakes!

An Lin took out a mooncake that was as round as a moon plate from the ring. It was only as big as the mouth of a bowl, but under the light of the first moon, it had a kind of warm and moist mood.

"What a beautiful mooncake..." Xiaohong turned into a girl in red, standing beside her charmingly, her bright eyes flashed brightly, and for the first time, she became very interested in things other than the sun.

Moon Rabbit also unconsciously licked his tongue: "This mooncake contains the power of moonlight, and it is made with various spiritual objects and laurel flowers. Not only does it taste the best in the world, but it can also prolong your life for thousands of years. Besides It can also enhance the condensing power of the meridians and bones, adding the meaning of moonlight to the sea of qi. An Lin, you have just been promoted to Huashen, and after eating it, you can completely consolidate your realm!"

An Lin's eyes were straightened when he heard so many effects, and he couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "As expected of Chang'e's product, this mooncake is even more precious than ordinary elixir!"

Moon Rabbit smiled triumphantly, with a proud look: "That's natural!"

With an excited expression, An Lin cut the mooncake into five equal parts, revealing the filling inside. The filling looks like gold and jade, exquisite and translucent, and the fragrance of laurel carries a certain kind of strange fragrance, which instantly permeates the entire attic, refreshing.

"It smells so good... the smell alone makes people so intoxicated..." An Lin narrowed his eyes happily.

Dabai's saliva was already dripping all over the floor, and even the clown kept swallowing his saliva.

"Come on, I've cut it up, each of you will have one!" An Lin said to the beast pets with a smile.

"Brother An is the best, I love you so much, woof!" Dabai pounced on him like a hungry wolf, stabbed with the dog's paw, and it was a small piece of mooncake, which was immediately put into his mouth.

It just chewed the mooncake, and suddenly trembled all over, slumped on the ground, and moaned: "It's cool... Brother An, it's so cool, so delicious, wow!"

With a black line on his face, An Lin kicked the dead dog away.

The clown also took a piece and ate it with relish, his eyes became brighter and brighter.

"Master has finally done a good thing!" Xiaohong picked up a piece of mooncake with her jade fingers, put it into Yinghong's delicate mouth, and ate it happily, her eyes full of winks.

Seeing that Moon Rabbit hadn't moved, An Lin immediately said, "Xiaoyue, take a piece too!"

Moon Rabbit had hesitation on his face: "Uh... this is given to you by the Palace Master, can I eat it too?"

An Lin didn't expect the lawless Moon Rabbit to be so polite at this moment, he couldn't help but chuckled and said, "Since you are under my management now, you are naturally blessed to share, otherwise why do you think I cut this moon cake into five grades?" points?"

Moon Rabbit was slightly taken aback when he heard the words, instead of bickering, he picked up a piece of mooncake with his white paws, and said softly, "Then I won't be polite."

Seeing that the moon rabbit started to eat, An Lin smiled and picked up the last piece of moon cake and put it in his mouth.

The wonderful taste exploded in an instant, making him tremble all over.

The power of the moonlight turned into a warm current that nourished the whole body and consolidated one's own cultivation. A part of the power merged into the sea of qi, giving the sea of qi a faint light of moonlight; another part of the brilliance enveloped the soul, making the soul more solidified!

At that moment, An Lin felt that he was on the moon, wandering in the sea of sweet-scented osmanthus, Chang'e smiled at him, and the moon rabbit danced around him...

Thousands of words in one word:

Cool!

(end of this chapter)