I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 387: On fat

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An Lin knocked on Brother Cheng's door, and saw the handsome and extraordinary Brother Cheng.

"Damn, Brother Cheng! What are you doing?!"

When An Lin saw Xuanyuan Cheng, he stood there in a daze and cried out.

Xuanyuan Cheng was wearing a dark green military uniform at the moment, with a tall and straight figure, and the golden stars on his shoulders were shining, making him look majestic and extraordinarily energetic. This is not the point, the point is why does Brother Cheng wear a military uniform? !

Seeing the shock on An Lin's face, Xuanyuan Cheng blushed rarely, and explained: "Student An Lin, this is the dress Huang Shanshan gave me. She said that this dress is very energetic, so I tried it on, and it really looks great." There is growth...”

An Lin took a deep breath, is this a great increase in temperament? This is really distorted, okay? From an ethereal fairy to a soldier who defends the country! Sure enough, it was too deeply affected by the nuclear bomb. Are you going to take the munitions route

Xuanyuan Cheng said very seriously: "This costume can change the spiritual outlook of the disciples of the sect. I think we can try to promote it in the sect..."

The corner of An Lin's mouth twitched, imagining the scene where the major disciples of the sect wore military uniforms and flew with swords, and used various immortal methods. I have to say, it was really magical.

Xuanyuancheng invited An Lin in, and began to explain his idea of changing the spiritual outlook of the sect. From dress to discipline, and then to cultivating the collective consciousness of the sect, and finally extending from the mortal army soul to the sect's immortal soul.

The more An Lin listened, the more powerful he felt, because what Brother Cheng said really made sense!

As expected of a genius, he just has an idea, and a nuclear bomb fairy sect is slowly rising!

Finally, An Lin gave the mooncake to Xuanyuan Cheng.

Xuanyuan Cheng was not hypocritical, he accepted it generously, but kept this affection in his heart.

After that, An Lin ran to Su Qianyun's small attic.

It turns out that this girl actually eats mooncakes every year during festivals, such as during the Spring Festival, during the Lantern Festival, during the Dragon Boat Festival, during the Mid-Autumn Festival, and even during the Double Ninth Festival!

Ah, why don't you eat moon cakes on Ching Ming Festival

Su Qianyun said: "Drinking sweet-scented osmanthus honey on Qingming Festival is more effective than moon cakes."

Anger!

An Lin couldn't send out the mooncakes, so he had to teach Su Qianyun how to learn foreign languages.

Half an hour later, he returned to his residence and asked Moon Rabbit how many times a year he could eat moon cakes.

Moon Rabbit said that once a year, there is only something to eat during the Mid-Autumn Festival.

An Lin asked again: "Then why does Su Qianyun have five chances a year to eat?"

Upon hearing these words, Moon Rabbit's eyes became moist, and she gnawed on the carrot without saying a word.

Seeing Moon Rabbit like this, An Lin finally felt better.

In the early morning of the next day, An Lin took a leave of absence and started flying to Tushita Palace.

In Tushita Palace, An Lin went directly to Yin Xi.

Yin Xi had already included An Lin in the list of important guests, so even if he didn't explain why he came, he could go directly to Danfang to find him.

"Fellow Daoist Anlin, congratulations on your success in becoming a god. I have been busy with alchemy these days, so I can't find time to congratulate you. I am ashamed. I will apologize to you here first." Joy emerged, and he took the initiative to greet her.

"Senior Yin Xi, you're being polite." An Lin glanced at Yin Xi, his figure was much rounder, but his agility remained the same as before, really amazing.

He then said: "I came here to ask, can you refine the elixir for Moon Rabbit to lose weight?"

Yin Xi immediately stared at this and said, "Moon Rabbit? You're not mistaken, why is she trying to lose weight!?"

"Why lose weight, of course it's too fat!" An Lin rolled his eyes and said.

"No matter how fat I am, I'm not afraid. What is she afraid of?" Yin Xi looked puzzled.

An Lin's face twitched: "If she wants you to be so fat, Chang'e will have to silence her! She weighs more than fifty-four catties now, and if she wants to reduce it to less than fifty catties, what kind of elixir should I use?"

"It's a waste, it's a waste of things... The moon rabbit is a beast in the moon, do you know how precious her fat is, huh?" Yin Xi said excitedly.

"I don't care about that much, that's what Chang'e meant, you just need to say how much the elixir costs." An Lin curled his lips and said resolutely.

"Hey... have you seen the flesh on my body?" Yin Xi patted his stomach, which sounded like a drum beating.

An Lin nodded: "I'm not blind."

"My flesh contains the essence of the elixir, and it has been honed repeatedly in the body. Once it bursts out, the energy contained in a pound of fat can withstand the blow of a true god! This is my elixir. The ultimate energy is to transform the dragon." When it soars to the sky!" Yin Xi said in a deep voice.

An Lin was stunned, Yin Xi weighed over three hundred, and this fat was at least a hundred catties. Thinking about it this way, it was indeed terrifying!

"The Moon Rabbit is the divine beast of the moon. It is nourished by the moonlight all the year round and honed by the blood of the divine beast. Her catty of fat is countless times more precious than mine. Do you understand?" Yin Xi paused and continued. Said, "Chang'e's alchemy ability is higher than mine, why doesn't she use pills to help Moon Rabbit lose weight? I'm afraid she also thinks it's too wasteful to do so!"

When An Lin heard it made sense, he couldn't help hesitating.

"Moreover, the Moon Rabbit Divine Beast has a special physique. To melt the fat on its body and expel it from the body, it takes the sixth-grade elixir Wanlian Heavy Liquid Pill to do it. One Wanlian Heavy Liquid Pill can reduce one catty of fat, and it takes 400,000 spirits. The price of stones, five elixir is two million spirit stones." Yin Xi said.

When An Lin heard it, he immediately felt very reasonable, nodded in agreement and said: "Senior Yin Xi's words are deafening! I have really benefited a lot, and using elixir to lose weight is really stupid! How wonderful is fat! It can withstand shocks, be used as a backup energy source, and can also increase the feel of the hand... What a fool to lose weight!"

Yin Xi patted An Lin's shoulder in relief: "Haha, Fellow Daoist An Lin really knows everything."

An Lin thought to himself, it doesn't work, so many spirit stones will kill people!

"Senior Yin Xi, since fat is precious energy, you also said that a catty of your fat can withstand a blow from a true god, so do you have any method to quickly use the energy of this fat?" An Lin asked suddenly.

His idea is very simple, since the fat cannot be discharged through drugs, then use it!

"Oh, I have indeed mastered this method, but my alchemy is not necessarily suitable for Moon Rabbit..." Yin Xi was a little embarrassed.

"Forget it... My alchemy is also inspired by you. If you really want to get this method of using fat energy quickly, I will pass on the method to you. You can talk to Yuetu again. Of course, if you can understand How much depends on her fortune."

Yin Xi sighed, and began to teach An Lin the mind.

The more An Lin listened to this idea, the brighter his eyes became. That kind of energy conversion method is simply unheard of. The conversion process is not only efficient and harmless, but also faintly makes him feel that it fits the Dao.

He looked at Yin Xi who was already plump, took a deep breath, and wondered in his heart that Yin Xi might really be able to break out of a new world on the road of eating pills!

After An Lin listened to the dharma, he saluted solemnly and expressed his gratitude to Yin Xi.

"You don't have to thank me, without your performance of eating pills, I wouldn't have realized this way." Yin Xi looked indifferent, there is still a long way to go, this mentality is just the foundation of the start.

An Lin bid farewell to Yin Xi, and happily returned with his thoughts.

The door of a new world has been opened to him, it is a world belonging to thousands of foodies.

Don't worry about being fat, it will turn into your most powerful force!

Next... It depends on whether Moon Rabbit can realize it!

(end of this chapter)