I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 43: A call from the soul

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There was chaos, as if in endless darkness.

"Boom boom boom boom boom boom..."

An Lin heard a voice that seemed to be calling from the soul, and he tried to open his eyes.

Then, he saw a body as white as jade, naked...

rabbit!

This rabbit is half the height of a person, and it is kneeling on the ground at this moment.

It held a jade pestle in its hand, and kept pounding it down on a small basin that exuded golden light: "Boom, boom, boom..."

The scent of the medicine permeated the whole room, and An Lin felt comfortable after taking a sip.

"Ah..." He subconsciously let out a low cry.

Hearing the sound, the rabbit turned its head, blinking at An Lin with a pair of round pink eyes.

"Are you awake?" An extremely crisp and pleasant voice came out of the rabbit's mouth.

"Hmm... may I ask where is this place?" An Lin nodded in response.

His head still hurt a little, so he pinched his temples slightly with his hands.

The rabbit jumped in front of An Lin and said, "What is nine thousand six hundred and ninety-five times eight hundred and seventy-four?"

An Lin was stunned when he heard the words, and said blankly: "Uh... let me do the math..."

Three seconds later, an extremely disappointed voice came: "What, I just woke up and my brain hasn't recovered yet, so I'll try to fix it..."

An Lin looked up, and saw a jade pestle hitting his forehead like a mallet.

"Boom!"

An Lin rolled his eyes and fell into a coma...

"Boom boom boom boom boom boom..."

In the darkness, An Lin seemed to hear the voice calling from the soul.

He tried to open his eyes and realized that the rabbit was also looking at him.

"What is one hundred and twenty six thousand eight hundred and seventy-six divided by thirteen?" asked the rabbit.

An Lin trembled his lips, just about to ask if he would give me a pen and paper.

Two seconds later, the rabbit sighed softly: "Oh, so it hasn't recovered yet..."

The jade pestle came through the air and hit An Lin on the head.

"Boom!" An Lin fell into a coma...

"Boom boom boom boom boom boom..."

In the darkness, An Lin seemed to hear the voice calling from the soul.

He tried to open his eyes and realized that the rabbit was also looking at him.

"Is this a nightmare?" An Lin asked with moist eyes.

The rabbit didn't answer, and continued to ask: "What is the third power of eight hundred and ninety-six?"

An Lin was shocked when he heard the words, and shouted directly: "Wait! My mind is normal, I'm not stupid! I just haven't learned arithmetic!"

The rabbit blinked its eyes, pulled down its two big ears along its cheeks, and said with some confusion: "Well, that's troublesome, how can I know whether your brain is normal or not?"

An Lin's eyes became moist again when he heard these words.

In other words, is this rabbit's brain really normal

When he saw the rabbit pick up the jade pestle again, he finally knew that the rabbit was serious!

"Let's do this! I can recite poems, and I can prove myself by reciting poems!"

An Lin was in a hurry and shouted loudly.

"Recite poetry... that's a good idea, let's recite it!" The rabbit stared at An Lin with big pink eyes, his face full of anticipation.

"The moon is shining brightly in front of the bed, it is suspected to be frost on the ground, look up at the bright moon..." An Lin said loudly.

rabbit:"… "

"He actually recited children's poems. Sure enough, his brain still hasn't returned to normal!"

Rabbit raised the jade pestle again.

"Boom!"

An Lin's head was hit by the jade pestle, and he passed out again.

An Lin was wronged. He thought the rabbit had never heard of the poems he had memorized, but he didn't expect the rabbit to know him!

In the darkness, I don't know how long it has passed.

"Boom boom boom boom boom boom..."

An Lin heard the voice calling from the soul again.

However, this time he chose to continue to close his eyes, and he would not open them even if he was killed!

Knock whatever you want, I'll sleep on mine.

Just then, a voice appeared in the room.

"Xiaoyue, how is student An Lin doing now?"

It was a woman, her voice was soft and waxy, An Lin was very familiar with it!

Satsuki? Is it the Jade Rabbit that Su Qianyun mentioned before

"Well, he has woken up a few times, but his brain is still a little abnormal. I plan to use medicine to help him recuperate." The rabbit's voice sounded.

Who's brain is not normal, you are not normal, okay!

An Lin roared in his heart, he knew it was time to open his eyes.

"Student Su, I'm awake!"

He opened his eyes, sat up straight, looked at the woman in front of him, and continued: "Also, I'm normal, don't listen to that rabbit's nonsense!"

"Student An Lin, you finally woke up!"

Su Qianyun was very happy, she leaned in front of An Lin.

A pair of gentle jade hands held An Lin's wrist, feeling the breath in his body.

"Well... the meridians and essence have almost been restored, and sister Chang'e's Shengji Creation Pill is really effective." Su Qianyun breathed a sigh of relief, and said softly.

"What? Sister Chang'e? Shengji Creation Pill?" An Lin stared wide-eyed, puzzled.

Just as Su Qianyun was about to explain, the rabbit opened his mouth first and said, "It's like this. During the battle of freedom, your body suddenly exploded, your essence and blood were scattered, and your meridians were completely destroyed. If it wasn't for Yuhua Tianxian who sent your body to Suo Shen in time Keep it in an ice coffin, maybe you're already dead."

"However, even the Yuhua Heavenly Immortal can't do anything about your injury. It can be said that apart from your soul, your body has already been crippled."

"In the end, it was Susu who begged my master to save you. My master agreed to do it and refined a life-extending pill for you to restore your meridians and regenerate your blood essence..."

An Lin heard what the rabbit said, and looked at Su Qianyun gratefully: "Thank you, such a kindness, I, An Lin, will definitely repay you!"

Su Qianyun's pretty face flushed slightly, and she was about to speak, when the rabbit jumped in front of An Lin again, and spoke first: "Repaying is definitely and necessary!"

"My master's refinement is a second-grade elixir! It was refined by few people in the entire Kyushu Realm. It also used countless treasures from heaven and earth to gather the essence of Xuanyue and gather the vitality of heaven and earth. , luck is supreme..."

The rabbit was boasting and talking, and An Lin became more startled the more he heard it.

"How about...Master Rabbit, tell me the price first..." The more An Lin heard it, the more he felt guilty. Hearing this, he would sell 10,000 debts and he would not be able to pay off the debt!

"Cough," the rabbit cleared his throat, rolled his eyes, and then said slowly, "You can return this slowly, don't rush. First of all, what you have to do is to help me collect the following materials!"

"Well, I'm all ears!" An Lin said solemnly.

The rabbit continued: "One hundred catties of dried carrots, ten boxes of carrot-flavored potato chips, one ton of freshly squeezed carrot-flavored potato chips..."

An Lin opened his mouth wide and froze in place, with a bewildered expression on his face!

What about the promised treasures of heaven and earth, and the agreed rare materials

Is it really okay as long as I buy a bunch of junk food as compensation!

"Okay, An Lin, sister Chang'e is very kind, she didn't ask you to do anything to repay her."

"These are Xiaoyue's requests. She knows that you are going to the mortal world, so she wants you to help her buy some delicious food!"

Seeing An Lin's expression, Su Qianyun smiled slightly, revealing two small dimples, and explained softly.

"Susu! Why are you turning your arms out? How embarrassing the rabbit is to tell about this!" The rabbit glared at Su Qianyun and said in annoyed voice.

Su Qianyun's face turned red again after being told by the rabbit.

An Lin caught the key point in Su Qianyun's words: "Wait, you said I'm going to the mortal world!?"

Su Qianyun nodded and said, "Yeah, just ten days later, you are selected among the freshmen, the first batch of people to descend to earth!"

An Lin was shocked when he heard the words, and went down to earth...

I can go back to Earth!

(end of this chapter)