The first class is the Immortal Method class, which is taught by Cangqing Dixian.
In the class, the Cangqing Earth Immortal spoke with high spirits on the podium, and when he was about to enjoy himself, he also demonstrated a few exquisite and profound immortal techniques.
The students listened with gusto and benefited a lot from the audience.
Of course, except for Anlin...
At this time, he listened to the Cangqing Earth Immortal teaching earnestly on the stage as if he was listening to a book from heaven.
It's not that he doesn't listen carefully, but that he doesn't understand at all!
Let's take an example from the earth. An Lin's feeling at this moment is: he just graduated from elementary school, and then he was sent to the most powerful Huaqing University in the country, where he heard a professor happily talking about advanced mathematics...
An Lin could understand every word that Cangqing Earth Immortal said. But when they are connected into a sentence, he has no idea what it means!
"As we all know, the Yangyan Meridian is connected to the green vine line, and you can reach Tianyuan by moving the condensing qi array for nine turns, and hooking the vitality. However, you can also use the technique of the ghost ring to assist the foot movement, and cooperate with the density of the sky's vitality to operate according to the Tianhua formula. It can save the casting time of the flame spell..." the Cangqing Earth Immortal said leisurely.
The students suddenly realized and nodded again and again.
An Lin: "???"
As a waste material, An Lin actually has the dream of studying professional courses seriously, then crushing geniuses with amazing IQ, and finally realizing the perfect turnaround of the waste material flow.
But the reality is cruel. With zero cultivation foundation, he can only be in a daze in class.
Although Cangqingdixian spoke in a simple way, vividly.
However, that only applies to a group of geniuses who have a profound foundation of immortal arts.
For an idiot with zero foundation in cultivating immortals like An Lin, Taoist Cangqing was there to teach the heavenly scriptures.
Under the strong effect of "Cangqing" sleeping pills, An Lin, a low-school student, began to feel drowsy.
In the end, he fell asleep involuntarily...
Just like that, An Lin had a dream.
He dreamed that he became an invincible god of war, and countless beautiful fairies admired him.
Xuanyuan Cheng became his little brother, calling "Brother An" one by one.
Su Qianyun even made a secret promise to her heart, sending herself ninety-nine roses to express her love every time they met.
But An Lin couldn't accept her love, because he shouldered the heavy responsibility of guarding the world, so he could only put his children's personal feelings aside.
No, the alien army from the Demon Realm has begun to invade our Kyushu Realm again.
The Lord of the Demon Realm is so powerful that all the gods in the Heavenly Court changed their expressions and dared not fight against him.
At this moment, An Lin, the god of war, stood up.
"Hahahahaha, you are the true god Anlin who is known as the most powerful general in the heaven, who is invincible and invincible?" The voice of the master of the demon world was as loud as a bell, resounding through the nine heavens.
"That's right, it's me, the Lord of the Demon Realm, take your life!" An Lin roared angrily, and collided with the Lord of the Demon Realm, the battle was shattered.
The Lord of the Demon Realm wailed: "You are so strong, but why do you talk in your sleep during class?"
"What are you talking about? I'm guarding this world!" An Lin yelled, not knowing why the Lord of the Demon Realm was speaking incoherently.
The Lord of the Demon Realm was furious: "Wake up to me, believe it or not, I will throw you out of the classroom!"
An Lin was also furious: "Stop talking nonsense, give me a punch first!"
An Lin punched out, unexpectedly, the fist of the Lord of the Demon Realm was bigger and stronger.
The fist smashed An Lin's head in excruciating pain, and An Lin screamed in pain, spinning his head.
"Wow, it hurts!" An Lin yelled loudly, his eyes were dark, and then he woke up slowly.
It turned out to be a dream... An Lin broke out in a cold sweat.
He opened his eyes with some difficulty, only to find that the whole class was looking at him strangely, and some even couldn't help laughing out loud.
He touched the big swollen bump on his head, and immediately felt something was wrong!
An Lin looked up and found a beautiful woman standing beside him, with a lesson plan in her hand, glaring at him.
"Hey? Shouldn't he be a middle-aged uncle, how did he become a beautiful sister?" An Lin was still dizzy, and casually complained.
As soon as this remark came out, there was another burst of laughter in the classroom.
Xu Xiaolan sat next to An Lin, covering her forehead, turning her face away, not wanting others to know that she and An Lin knew each other.
"Hey, this little brother has a sweet mouth." The woman looked at An Lin with a half-smile.
An Lin was taken aback, and only then did he wake up, knowing that he had made a slip of the tongue.
Before he could apologize in the future, he was hit hard on the head again.
Stars stared at An Lin, and he became dizzy for a while, and a second bun grew out of his head.
"Remember, next time if you sleep and talk in your sleep during class, I will throw you out of the classroom!" the beautiful and sexy woman said viciously.
A terrifying power suddenly emanated from her, covering An Lin and making him tremble.
"Teacher, I swear, I won't do it next time!" An Lin kept nodding like a chicken pecking at rice.
This small episode in the classroom quickly subsided, the female lecturer continued her lecture, and the students quickly returned to their state and began to listen carefully.
"Hey, hey, Xu Xiaolan, what happened just now?" An Lin whispered to Xu Xiaolan beside him.
If possible, Xu Xiaolan really doesn't want to talk to An Lin right now...
However, An Lin's big eyes looked at her pitifully, so she had no choice but to say, "Do you know how many classes I slept in?"
"Two quarters?" An Lin said with some uncertainty.
The lecturer has changed from a middle-aged man with the appearance of a green earth fairy to a beautiful woman on the podium. I think I have already slept in two classes.
"No... You've been asleep for almost four classes, and this is already the last class!" Xu Xiaolan said angrily.
"Oh my god!" An Lin exclaimed softly.
How can I sleep all morning? How can I sleep
An Lin guessed that this should be because he meditated for too long last night, causing his body to be too tired.
"It's fine if you sleep quietly, the teacher won't care about you."
"However, just now you were talking in your sleep in class, and your voice was not low. Anyway, most of the students have heard your wonderful speech." Xu Xiaolan looked at An Lin with some sympathy, and said softly.
An Lin had an ominous premonition: "What did I say?"
Xu Xiaolan held her chin, as if recalling something, she chuckled.
After laughing for a while, she began to imitate An Lin and the female teacher's tone and began to repeat.
"Lord of the Demon Realm, take your life!"
"Who is this student? How dare he talk in his sleep during class."
"What are you talking about, I am guarding this world!"
"Wake up for me, or I will throw you out of this classroom if you don't wake up!"
"Stop talking nonsense, give me a punch first!"
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"That's how it happened. After this classic dialogue is over, you get beaten."
Xu Xiaolan squinted her eyes, her eyebrows were curved, and after seeing the two big bumps on An Lin's head, she forcibly held back her smile in order not to make him feel too hurt.
An Lin finally realized how miserable he was, and sat on the chair blankly, wanting to cry without tears.
He felt that the word "ruined" was the most appropriate way to describe himself now.
What an embarrassing scene it was to talk in sleep in front of the whole class of geniuses.
It's fine to talk in your sleep, the key point is that he still said the lines of the second grade!
Alas, I lost face at grandma's house...
An Lin covered his face, he was very hit right now, and really wanted to find a hole in the ground to get in...
(end of this chapter)