I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 56: Monks from all over the world unite to protect the earth group

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System prompt: Fake Taoist Xiaoan has joined this group.

However, this chat group seemed to be chatting about some hot things, and the news of An Lin's joining the group was rejected immediately.

An Lin was also happy to be a little transparent, and secretly observed with great interest.

Taoist Mu Niu: "I really don't believe that the next two-color ball will have this number!"

The divine fortune teller: "Believe it or not, it's okay if this kind of hexagram in a dream doesn't appear. When it does appear, the accuracy rate is so high that I'm afraid! I fall asleep watching the lottery ticket every night. It took so long before I dreamed of it." It’s the lottery number of Shuangseqiu. Anyway, I’ve already bought a hundred bets, and I’m going to empty the prize pool!”

An Lin: "..."

Fairy Mengyin: "Don't tell me, the accuracy rate of the hexagrams in the dreams of the divine operator is indeed high. Last time he dreamed of going to the East China Sea to play, encountered an earthquake, was drowned by the tsunami, and was so frightened that he wet the bed! "

"As a result, within a few days, a magnitude 9 earthquake and tsunami really hit the coast of Japan. The fortune teller gave Mu Niu a chance to buy ten bets. This is a gift of money. How can anyone be against money?"

Baifa Baizhong Shenshengzi was dissatisfied: "Hey, even if you praise me, don't use my black history of bedwetting as an example!"

The Atomic Bomb Fairy sent a smiling expression: "Your master exposed your bedwetting. It's not a secret. Everyone in the group knows it. What's there to be shy about?"

An Lin: "..."

Everyone knows? I don't know. Hey!

It is said that immortals can also wet the bed! It's too unreliable to be scared to pee!

The divine fortune teller: "Forget it, Taoist Mu Niu doesn't want it, I'd better give this chance of winning to the savior, @敏世界, are you there?"

Jin Yuzi: "The savior went to the United States to steal cutting-edge military technology, no time!"

Hearing the words, Baifa Baizhong Shenshengzi sent a horrified expression: "The last time I went to the United States, I secretly tampered with the nuclear bomb launch program and added a formation to the nuclear bomb silo. This time he wants to make some kind of plane! ?”

Jin Yuzi sent a smiley expression: "I don't know!"

Some of the monks in the group showed expressions of cold sweat, while others showed pictures of laughing.

An Lin, on the other hand, was completely dumbfounded.

Get your hands dirty with the nuke launcher program! ? Add arrays to the nuclear bomb silo! ? Steal cutting-edge military technology!

Fuck, are these monks really protecting the earth? Isn't it true that everyone is here to destroy the earth together!

An Lin felt that he had joined a fake group of monks.

He silently moved his hand over the "Exit the group" button...

At this moment, a message suddenly popped up in the group.

Tian Lingling: "Let's stop chatting, let's welcome our new group friend 'Fake Taoist Xiao'an'!"

Fairy Mengyin: "Oh, I just saw the news that he joined the group, and I didn't have time to ask, may I ask which sect's arrogance is this new fellow Taoist?"

Those who can enter the chat group of the top monks in Huaguo will have the same status and strength, which is why Fairy Mengyin asked this question.

Now that people in the group asked him questions, An Lin naturally had to speak up.

Fake Taoist Xiao'an: "Uh, the words of the sect...Does the Heavenly Court count?"

Fairy Mengyin: "..."

A hundred shots and a hundred hits: "..."

Taoist Mu Niu: "..."

Atomic Bomb Fairy: "..."

Jin Yuzi, who has always spoken concisely, couldn't help but said: "Could it be that you are from heaven?"

Fake Taoist Xiaoan: "Well, yes."

The divine operator with a hundred shots and a hundred hits: "Fuck! The angel is here!"

Afterwards, he seemed to realize something, and immediately changed his words: "Ah, that's not right! Welcome to the group to guide the work, Mr. Immortal Envoy!"

Fairy Mengyin: "Welcome the emissary!"

Atomic Bomb Fairy: "Welcome the fairy envoy!"

Jin Yuzi: "Welcome the emissary!"

Master Liuli: "Welcome the emissary!"

Countless diving friends began to emerge one after another, unified formation, and started the welcome ceremony...

There are hundreds of monks in this chat group, and at this moment, nearly half of them have been blasted to the top.

Others probably were retreating or doing other things, so they didn't show up.

An Lin was taken aback by the enthusiasm of the group of friends. There are often monks in the Heavenly Court going down to carry out missions, and it often happens that they have to connect with the Chinese military and mortal monks. Are they always so enthusiastic

What he didn't know was that Tian Lingling's invitation to join the group was actually a whim.

In the past, the monks sent by the Heavenly Court either didn't like to use small words, or felt that there was no need to rely on the power of the mortal monks, so they rarely joined the group. There was not one person like him who was invited to join the group in a year.

Master Liuli: "I don't know what the name of the immortal envoy is?"

Although many monks in the group use Taoist names as nicknames, this "fake Taoist Xiaoan" is obviously not a Taoist name.

An Lin blinked, he really hadn't considered the question of dao name.

Fake Taoist Xiao An: "I don't have a Taoist name, so everyone can call me An Lin."

The divine fortune teller: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, isn't Senior An coming to the mortal world for the first time? Just ask us if you don't understand anything, and we will definitely answer it for you patiently!"

All the fellow Taoists in the group agreed, and obviously regarded An Lin as a fairy who did not eat the fireworks of the world.

False Taoist Xiaoan: "Friends of fortune tellers, please don't call me senior, I am only nineteen years old! Actually, I have lived in the mortal world for more than eighteen years, and I only recently went to heaven to practice!"

Everyone in the group was shocked when they heard this.

Master Liuli: "This is the first time I've heard of a mortal monk who can go to heaven to study..."

Baifa Baizhong's fortune teller echoed: "And I didn't expect Fellow Daoist Anlin to be so young! You really are a heroic boy!"

Those who can take up the position of immortal envoy are all those with high strength. Many students of the Cultivation of Immortals United University have no chance to go down to earth once after graduation. It can be seen that the threshold for their strength requirements is not generally high.

If you want to ask, why do these students who cannot descend to the mortal world still study "mortal learning", isn't it superfluous and a waste of time

An Lin thinks that this problem can be explained by Huaguo's education system:

Many students have studied English for more than ten years. How many times have they had the opportunity to communicate with foreigners

It’s not that Chinese people and Chinese people are self-conscious about speaking English to each other, or watching foreign-language movies or doing English test questions.

Those who can really use English in practice, after all, are still a minority...

Fairy Mengyin: "Then where did Fellow Daoist Anlin learn from before he went to Heaven?"

Everyone in the group was also curiously waiting for An Lin's answer.

To be able to teach such a talented boy, his sect must be very good.

Moreover, this is a big event for the entire world of mortal monks.

When An Lin saw the news, he scratched his head helplessly. Where did he learn from before he came to Heaven

Professor Chen from Huaqing University

Or do you want to tell all the teachers from kindergarten to university

Apparently, that's not what they're asking...

Therefore, An Lin had no choice but to answer honestly.

Fake Taoist Xiaoan: "Well, before I went to Heaven, I hadn't started cultivating immortals yet. Haha, thinking about it now, I have only been in contact with cultivating immortals for about half a year."

An Lin was actually quite embarrassed to say this. A person like him who has only cultivated immortality for half a year is respected by so many monks. Even with his thick skin, he can't bear it.

However, no one cared about his emotion, everyone just stared at the word: "Half a year!"

Jin Yuzi: "May I ask, what is the cultivation level of Fellow Daoist Anlin at this time?"

Fake Taoist Xiaoan: "Ah, it's not very high, and it's the ninth stage of Taoism."

When Jin Yuzi heard this, he almost spat blood on the computer.

The gods are so lowly cultivated!

The group, which was still in full swing before, suddenly became silent.

All the monks stared at the "Half a Year" and "Ninth Stage of the Body of the Tao" in the chat message, and they all froze.

Tian Lingling threw away the phone and asked excitedly to Xu Xiaolan beside her, "Sister Lanlan, let me ask you a question. What was An Lin's cultivation level when he came to Heaven, and what is his cultivation level now?"

Xu Xiaolan smiled when she heard the words: "When I came here, I was at the zero stage of the Dao body, and now I am at the ninth stage of the Tao body. He is the number one star of our Immortal Cultivation United University, don't underestimate him!"

An Lin shook his head, the real master is here, Tian Lingling actually ran to ask Xu Xiaolan!

Is what he said so unconvincing

Compared to An Lin's helplessness, Tian Lingling was completely dumbfounded.

She has practiced for more than ten years, and has raised her realm to the eighth stage of the Taoist body, far surpassing the monks of her generation, which makes her very confident in her talent.

However, An Lin actually reached the ninth stage of the Dao body after practicing for half a year!

Tian Lingling's eyes were moist, An Lin completely destroyed all her pride.

After a long time, she tremblingly entered the information on the phone:

Tian Lingling: "Dear friends, I just asked another fairy envoy."

"From her mouth, what An Lin said is correct! He has indeed cultivated for half a year, and he has changed from the zero stage of the Dao Body to the ninth stage!"

Tian Lingling's words were like a bomb falling into a calm lake.

The group of monks who were scared into silence by An Lin suddenly exploded!

(end of this chapter)