I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 619: This is a fake title (for book friends, hee hee first

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An Lin returned to the small attic exhausted.

There was no time to read the system's missions, but he knew that he must have completed the missions, otherwise he would have been streaking when he was on the 99th floor of the Immortal Spirit Pagoda.

Running naked under the eyes of tens of thousands of teachers and students... Just thinking about that kind of scene makes me feel horrified.

Fortunately, he managed to rub Emperor Ziwei on the ground.

As soon as I opened the door, I saw a giant white-haired dog rushing over: "Brother An! I heard that you beat Emperor Ziwei, awesome, woof!"

An Lin stroked the dog's head with a smile, and said calmly, "It's all small things, don't make a fuss."

"Hiss..." Xiao Ze and Xiaolang gasped when they heard the words, beat up the legendary Hedao True God, and said it was a trivial matter with an indifferent face? So awesome!

Only Dabai was used to Anlin's peeing, and he called out naturally: "No matter what, this is something worth celebrating. Let's eat hot pot at the level of a frying pan today! Woah!"

The eyes of Xiao Ze, Xiaolang, Clown, Xiaotian, and even Xiaohong and Tina, who were photosynthesizing on the windowsill, lit up.

It turns out that this is the point of Dabai!

All the animal pets echoed one after another, saying that they must cook a hot pot to celebrate, the level of a frying pan!

In the days without An Lin, the worst thing for them is that they eat shit like shit, and they have no appetite at all.

It is precisely because of these few days that Tina, who was troubled by food, was successfully recruited by Xiaohong and chose to eat solar energy!

An Lin pondered for a while, and finally nodded in agreement with Dabai's proposal.

There was another burst of warm cheers in the small attic.

Before it was time for dinner, An Lin returned to the bedroom with Xue Zhantian in his arms.

He put the soft Xue Zhantian on the head of the bed, then lay down, resting his head on Xue Zhantian's body, the white hair was soft and warm, it felt great to the touch, and it was very comfortable to sleep on!

"Master, I am so loyal, I meet you with sincerity..."

"Well, don't worry, I'll give you an extra bowl of soup for dinner."

"Oh yeah! The master is great!"

Xue Zhantian patted An Lin's cheek with his exquisite wings, his face full of excitement.

"Okay, don't make trouble, let me rest for a while." After experiencing so many battles, An Lin was indeed very tired, and basically reached the point where he fell asleep.

Before he fell asleep, he remembered something again and turned on the system in his mind.

Sure enough, the above shows that the special task has been completed and the reward can be drawn.

An Lin chose to start the extraction, and then a big roulette of special spells began to appear, densely packed spells appeared on it, all covered in a layer of white mist, and the names could not be seen clearly.

He cursed in his heart, he couldn't even see the name, and playing this big roulette wheel meant a hammer, so it was better to just show the result of the lottery.

The magic technique obtained in the last lottery still requires you to cry, and it cannot be used on the existence of the Dao Realm, so An Lin can only bully such a small person as Ji Yongfang.

Let's hope it's better this time...

An Lin started the lottery draw, and the big roulette began to spin.

He rubbed his hands and silently prayed for a wave of Senior White's blessing.

stop!

The big roulette turned slower and slower, and finally stopped turning.

In the grid pointed by the pointer, the clouds and mist slowly dispersed, revealing the name of the exercise.

Hold the grass!

He looked at the exercises in front of him, his eyes widened, and his face was in disbelief.

"Whoosh!"

The system spell turned into a stream of white light and merged into An Lin's body.

I want you to pull spells: One-way biological attack spells, those hit by the spells will have a very strong sense of diarrhea, if the realm is too weak, the target creature may even be pulled to death, if the realm is too strong, the caster will have a certain degree of diarrhea. resistance.

Note: It can only be used once a day, and it is invalid for the objects in the Dao period.

An Lin almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, and this kind of messy technique, what's the use of it? !

This technique is not only useless, but also disgusting. If you want you to cry, you can try Dabai's firepower. This requires you to practice magic, who can you ask to try it? Now the school doesn't even have a single villain, hey!

It is said that if you want to pull, can you really pull people to death

An Lin thought about it, a little ready to move, although the technique is useless, but it can be played!

He can make many small animals suffer from diarrhea and increase their knowledge.

For example, have you ever seen a snake shit

Ever seen a tiger shit

Ever seen a dragon shit

Have you ever seen a Phoenix shit

Also, can skeleton monsters shit

Yes! He can see all kinds of animal gestures that he has never seen before, and he is a little excited when he thinks about it...

An Lin fell asleep in a reverie, and seemed to have a sweet dream.

Do monks dream? The answer is yes, and the dreams of monks are very clear.

Some are simple sweet dreams, some are dao realm dreams that reflect one's own dao heart, some are heart demon dreams, and some are more awesome, even dreaming of some kind of future that can be foreshadowed.

At night, the stars appear in the night.

An Lin dreamed of provoking Xu Xiaolan's anger, and was slapped hard.

It turned out that it was unreasonable for the woman to lose her temper. One big slap was not enough, but a series of slaps came.

"Brother An! Wake up! Woah!"

"Get up soon, dinner is ready, Wang!"

Dabai raised his dog's paw and slapped An Lin left and right, finally slapping An Lin awake.

An Lin Youyou opened his eyes and glanced at Dabai.

He didn't have the energy to get up, otherwise he would directly greet him with a shaking fist, and he would hit him so hard that he didn't even know his own mother.

Then there is a family dinner, um, this family refers to the big family of animal pets.

An Lin also called his neighbor Xu Xiaolan over.

Xu Xiaolan rarely wore a light blue Taoist robe, her slender waist was tied up by a plain ribbon, her jet-black hair was coiled up, revealing her fair and slender neck, her bright eyes were vivid, and she was extraordinarily temperamental.

"An Lin, the injury hasn't completely healed yet, so you can't wait to hold a celebration banquet?" Her voice was as melodious as a yellow warbler, and she said with a smile.

An Lin rubbed between his brows, and there were still big white paw prints on his face: "It's not because of these beasts, it feels like I'm not their master, but a servant who takes care of their meals."

Dabai patted the table with his paw and said, "How can we cultivate our loyalty if we don't include food and shelter? Woah!"

"Brother Bai's words are reasonable, the most reasonable words!" Xue Zhantian echoed loudly.

"Master, I only have two hobbies left: photosynthesis and eating pan meals. You have to satisfy us!" Xiaohong, as the eldest sister, said delicately at the moment.

"Did you see it?" An Lin helplessly spread his hands.

Xu Xiaolan covered her mouth and smiled, her beautiful eyes curved into crescent moons: "Then I can count on Dabai's blessing to have the opportunity to eat this hot pot meal."

An Lin chuckled: "No, as long as you want to eat, I can make it for you every day!"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and took Xu Xiaolan's soft, boneless hand.

Xu Xiaolan's bright eyes were as charming as autumn water, and a blush appeared on her pretty face. She turned her head to the other direction in embarrassment, and spat: "Eat hot pot, eat hot pot, what are you doing with your hands and feet?"

"No, the soup hasn't boiled yet..." An Lin said cheerfully.

The clown silently used the flame power to increase the firepower.

Dabai silently took out his homemade dog food and ate it, and even divided a few balls for the rest of the pets.

Well, I'm afraid they will be stuffed with dog food before the hot pot starts...

The hot pot is steaming hot, with an extremely tempting aroma.

An Lin, Xu Xiaolan, Xiao Ze, and a group of animal pets happily ate hot pot.

This is a peaceful and happy day.

(end of this chapter)