I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 73: I am your big fan!

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Manager Sister Liu couldn't help but froze when she heard Dongfang Xue yelling "see off the guests".

And An Lin's heart was broken when he heard the word "see off"!

This is the feeling of despair that a brainless fan feels after being disliked by his favorite idol.

"Don't! Sister Dongfang, the fake Taoist came here to apologize to you because of what happened before!" Tian Lingling urged urgently.

As she spoke, she did not forget to wink at An Lin.

An Lin reacted, and immediately apologized: "Yes, Fairy Jingxin, I really feel guilty for some unpleasant things that happened in the group, so I came here to apologize."

"Come here to apologize?"

Dongfang Xue's expression softened a little.

She has actually calmed down.

After all, what An Lin did in the group was a very normal thing, and he didn't deliberately target her.

It's just that those invisible critical strikes were too impressive to her, and that's why she had the previous reaction.

"Yes, and I'm still your die-hard fan!" An Lin added with bright eyes.

If you want an autograph, you can naturally ask for it as a fan.

and…

This is still An Lin's sincere words, so he spoke very frankly and sincerely!

"Oh? Really..."

The classical beauty in front of her had slender and picturesque eyebrows, her eyes were slightly narrowed into crescent moons, and she asked with a smile, "You said you are a die-hard fan of mine, then I would like to ask you three questions first."

"Fairy, please tell me." An Lin became a little nervous.

Is this an idol test? So exciting!

Dongfang Xue raised a green finger: "First question, do you think I sing well?"

An Lin was stunned upon hearing this, isn't this nonsense!

He immediately replied: "It sounds good! It's like the sound of nature, it makes people intoxicated!"

Dongfang Xue nodded in satisfaction after hearing the words, and continued:

"Second question, how many are my exclusive songs?"

""Sand Painting City", "Jade Flowing Years", "Devil Sister", "Little Fairy Fox"..."

An Lin answered fluently. These songs are all songs that dominate the major music charts. Even if you are not a fan of Dongfang Xue, you are familiar with it.

"last question… "

Dongfang Xue stared at An Lin with her eyes cut with autumn water, with a sweet smile on her face:

"Do you think... I'm beautiful?"

An Lin was stunned again.

Fuck, what's the problem!

Should I answer beautiful or not

Is this just a question of sending points

Or, does she have a special habit of wanting others to call her ugly

If something goes wrong, there must be a demon!

An Lin was about to answer "You are not beautiful, but you are actually ugly".

Suddenly, he saw Tian Lingling looking at him, and mouthed the word "beautiful".

An Lin woke up immediately and said: "Beautiful! Just like a fairy on the snowy mountain, she is beautiful and unconventional!"

Dongfangxue didn't expect that An Lin not only answered her question, but also used metaphors, a blush appeared on her beautiful face, obviously very useful.

An Lin was really confused this time.

Oh my god, do you really just need to praise her for her beauty

What the hell kind of question is this? Is this really a test!

"Sister Dongfang, look, the fake Taoist has passed the test and has become your die-hard fan. Why don't you give him an autograph?" Tian Lingling took Dongfangxue's arm and started to get down to business.

Tian Lingling knew that Dongfang sister actually liked others to praise her very much.

To be precise, there is some narcissism...

Therefore, when others boast that she is happy, it is the easiest time to get things done.

Although Dongfangxue was very happy, after hearing Tian Lingling's proposal, she still shook her head resolutely: "I can't agree to this condition, you know it, I never sign..."

"Oh, Lingling, please, please make an exception."

Tian Lingling looked at Dongfang Xue with watery eyes and said coquettishly.

Dongfang Xue's face showed a slight shake, but she remained silent.

At this time, An Lin had a flash of inspiration, took out a bottle of medicine pill from the ring, and handed it to Dongfang Xue.

"Fairy of Meditation, this is the Seventh Grade Lingdan Bingji Pill, which has the effect of making the skin crystal clear and white."

"In addition, it can also regulate qi and blood, relax muscles and activate collaterals. I don't need this medicine, so I will give it to you as a meeting gift."

As soon as she heard that it has the effect of beautifying and nourishing the skin, Dongfangxue's last line of defense was finally defeated...

"Fellow Daoist An Lin, you are really too polite."

Dongfang Xue said that although she said so, she had already stretched out her plain hand to take the elixir lightly.

Tian Lingling blinked at An Lin, as if to say: Well done!

"Oh, well, for Lingling's sake, I'll help you sign it once..."

Dongfang Xue sighed softly, and finally spoke slowly.

An Lin and Tian Lingling were overjoyed when they heard the words, knowing that their goal had finally been achieved!

"However, I can't tell other people about signing for you. And I can't show it to others. I can only keep it for myself, you know?" Dongfang Xue said solemnly with a serious face.

Although An Lin didn't know why Dongfangxue made such a request, the senior would definitely agree to this condition, so he also agreed.

Just like that, Dongfang Xue took out a hardcover card and signed her name on it.

Flowing clouds and flowing water, all in one go!

Looking at Dongfang Xue's autograph, An Lin and Tian Lingling both showed shocked expressions.

Dongfang Snow's songs are beautiful, people are beautiful, characters...

Why is it so ugly!

An Lin looked at the scrambling words on the hardcover card, unable to speak for a long time.

Is this WordArt

No!

Although some art words cannot be read, it has beautiful curvature and beautiful structure!

And this signature...

It can only be described as a lump!

It was also the first time for Tian Lingling to see Dongfang Xue writing, and it took her a long time to hold back a sentence: "Hey... Sister Dongfang's signature is so unique!"

Dongfang Xue handed the signature to An Lin, leaned into his ear, exhaled like blue, and said softly: "This signature can only be kept privately, if you dare to show it to others, I will kill you!"

An Lin's mouth twitched when he heard this, but he could only nod obediently.

Now he finally understood why Dongfang Xue never signed autographs for fans...

Because it will lose powder!

Looking at the autograph on the hardcover card, he fell into deep thought.

The three words "Dongfangxue" had to be read very hard to see the outline.

If such a card is given to other people, they will not believe it even if they are beaten to death. This is Dongfang Xue's autograph.

If An Lin gave this signature to the senior...

Will the senior feel that he was fooled by An Lin as a mentally retarded person, and will he want to get back those hundreds of spirit stones in a fit of anger...

The more he thought about it, the more worried he became.

Yes, he suspects he may have gotten a fake signature...

However, An Lin quickly thought about it.

Because this is indeed Dongfang Xue's autograph, and it's still a virgin autograph!

"Meditation Fairy, can you give me another autograph?"

An Lin looked at Dongfang Xue and asked expectantly.

Dongfang Xue was startled when she heard the words: "Why?"

"Because..." An Lin blushed a little, "Because I plan to carry one with me and put one next to my bed."

When Tian Lingling heard these words, she opened her mouth slightly, her face was bewildered, and she suspected that there was something wrong with her ears.

God... What is An Lin trying to do? Are you really interested in that lump!

When Dongfang Xue heard these words, she stood there in a daze.

She has self-knowledge about how her signature is, otherwise she would never never sign for others.

But the man in front of him, after seeing her signature, wanted to ask for an extra one!

What kind of feeling is this? Is her handwriting beautiful

No…

this is Love!

This is a kind of love that as long as you like you, you will like everything about you, regardless of your strengths or weaknesses!

A rosy glow appeared on Dongfang Xue's soft and beautiful face like smoke, and her heartbeat also accelerated a little.

Tian Lingling stared at it in a daze.

Fuck!

Sister Dongfang was teased

"Well... OK, I promise you."

From Dongfang Xue's soft voice, the tone was more than ten times gentler than before!

It's over, I'm really hooked!

Tian Lingling was convinced this time.

This kid, An Lin, usually doesn't have the ability to flirt with girls, so how come he has flirted with the most difficult goddesses when he made a move now!

An Lin didn't notice this, he happily accepted Dongfang Xue's second autograph, and Xin Dao gave the second autograph to that senior.

As for virginity...

Such a commemorative thing, of course I kept it myself!

This is the awareness that a fan of brains should have. No matter how ugly it is, it is still an idol's thing!

"Ding dong!"

Just then, the sound of the system came.

An Lin opened the system with some surprise, only to see that the column of "Special Tasks" was shining.

(end of this chapter)