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(There are a lot of unexpected and difficult things, which are not thought of at all, but are "forced" alive-
For example, if a person lives in a prosperous metropolis, he doesn’t think about it, and he doesn’t need to think about using artificial fire to roast wild boar, let alone use all kinds of weeds on the ground to cure diseases, but when you When this person is left alone in the primeval forest, the situation is completely different---
For survival! ! The survival instinct will make this person do a lot of things that he didn't even dare to think before. )
The above is part of a paper from Cao Meng University--
This shows that he is very creative, but he is also a very extreme person, so he sees things very extreme, this is his consistent style of the "super quirk king".
It is precisely because of Cao Meng's unique'thinking' that he came up with a way to deal with three women at the same time, and the'cunning plan' he came up with is still extreme...
In his opinion-these three women, it is not good for him to miss the appointment of one of them, but as long as you can open two of them, you can definitely see the third, so in the end Cao Meng decided to play Zhuge Liang =====【Bitterness】.
Speaking of which, he still has the capital to play bitter tricks, because the injury he just suffered yesterday is so simple-as long as he "exposed" the wound and showed the three women separately, it must be ok!
But Cao Meng is a man with many quirks, after all, stimulation and craziness can satisfy him.
He always felt that his injury was too light to touch the hearts of the three ladies. In order to perform this bitter trick well, Cao Meng finally decided to'sprinkle some salt' on the wound!
In fact, Cao Meng is not fooling around, let alone self-harm. He has this ability because he is a doctor himself, and his major happens to be: internal medicine and "pharmaceuticals".
Therefore, he wanted to make himself a bit more miserable without suffering. It is not a difficult task for a talent like Cao Meng, so he made a careful plan---
First of all, of course, time comes first. He has to fix himself before these three women arrive.
So he set the alarm clock, and early the next morning, before six o'clock, Cao Meng quietly went to [Kyoto Hospital].
Going to the hospital is exactly the second step of his plan, because only here can I make the painful tricks more "realistic" and make myself more "miserable"!
But today is his day off, so many people are wondering when they see him. Jiang Shanshan, the beautiful receptionist at the front desk, is even more curious---
"Yeah, Cao Meng, which of your nerves is broken? You still have to go to work on rest days? This is the first time on the New Year's Day! Haha"
"Hi, I left my mobile phone in the office. I'm here to get things. Don't you take me as an advanced worker? Hahaha."
Cao Meng seemed to be prepared for all of this a long time ago, and answered simply and succinctly. As he said, he rushed to the office, and then quickly opened his "medicine" box...
In less than ten minutes, the flawless "wound" was disguised by him, and then he hurried back home. It was already 7:30 in the morning, and everything seemed to be going well -----
Cao Meng took off his coat swiftly, and then lay down straight, squinting, listening to the ticking quartz clock, quietly waiting for the visit of the'guests'.
As the saying goes: Near the water tower first, the first person to visit must be his'neighbor' Hu Nana. Just after eight o'clock, the bedroom door was knocked on.
But at this time Cao Meng is already in his chest-----
"Who? Come in!"
Cao Meng was born a'super master of disguise'. At this moment, he greeted him in a low voice, with a little bit of pain in his voice. Hu Nana went into the bedroom with joy and saw Cao Meng lying straight and upright. First, he was taken aback, and then asked in a low voice:
"Oh, Brother Cao, why are you still asleep? What time is this,,,,, this? The awards ceremony officially started at nine o'clock!"
"Oh, isn't it, Nana, what time is it?"
"It's already past eight o'clock, well, Brother Cao, get up quickly, or it's too late!"
Hu Nana walked to the bed after speaking, and greeted her while pushing and pulling.
At this time, Cao Meng's painstaking plan carefully planned, also appeared on the stage.
"Ouch, oops! Don't don't... Don't move, my legs..."
"What's wrong? What's wrong with your leg, Brother Cao?"
Hu Nana asked with concern. At this time, Cao Meng suffocated her mouth hypocritically, pretending to be unhappy, and then slowly opened the quilt, revealing the'wound' that had been prepared in advance.
Needless to say! Hu Nana must have been taken aback when she saw this situation and situation. She stared blankly, and even forgot to say something. At this moment, Cao Meng saw that the fire was waiting and said hurriedly and weakly:
"Nana, look at me like this, I'm afraid I can't go today, or, you can go with Uncle Hu, oh,,,,,, it hurts!"
Cao Meng performed to his heart's content, Hu Nana looked at the terrible "wound", and it took a long time to recover.
"Brother Cao, what's going on? Hey, don't go anywhere, go to the hospital! Get up, I'll take you to the hospital?"
"No, no need! I have already called 120, and I will come to the ambulance later, Nana, hurry up, don't delay the awards, I will take care of myself!"
"Well, okay, I'll go first, you go to the hospital as soon as possible! Hi..."
In this way, Cao Meng escaped Hu Nana's award ceremony with his superb acting skills.
Ten minutes later --- ooo ,,,,,, ,,,,,, downstairs Didi tick sound sounded launch vehicle, Cao Meng immediately jumped out of bed and opened the curtains.
I saw Hu Zhijun's family of three leaving quickly in the car. At this time, Cao Meng "showed" a triumphant smile, and a sense of satisfaction instantly flowed from toes to the tips of his hair.
However, as far as this moment is concerned, he is still laughing a bit early, because his'performance' has just begun, and there are two more waiting for him...
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