I Only Like Your Made-up Persona

Chapter 104: vlog

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Ever since the exposure incident, the term [Zhou Ziheng’s personality collapses] has never left the trending searches on Weibo, with more and more people watching through his fake accounts. Zhou Ziheng was so panicked that he even skipped classes.

Jiang Yin was both angry and amused when she heard about this. She called him and scolded him, "Do you know how hard it was for us to establish you as the general attacker and make you so popular? I really admire you, really."

"I didn't mean to do that... Besides, I didn't want to create this character in the first place."

"If you don't establish this character, you will always be that child star in everyone's mind, and you will always be a child." Jiang Yin sighed helplessly, "Forget it, forget it, fortunately everyone is just laughing at you now."

Fortunately? Is it a good thing to laugh at me? Zhou Ziheng felt extremely ashamed.

Jiang Yin added, "The company will help you keep an eye on it. Don't update your secondary account for now. Delete any love-related posts, just in case."

"I don't want to delete it." Zhou Ziheng frowned. Hearing some noise outside the door, he got up from the sofa and walked to the entrance. He saw Xia Xiqing who had just returned from outside. His nose tip was red from the cold. Without saying a word, he went up to hug him and put his warm face against Xia Xiqing's. Xia Xiqing saw that he was holding a mobile phone as if he was making a call, so he didn't say anything and let him hold her face.

"Then give me your account and I'll delete it for you. Nothing good will happen if a celebrity's secondary account is exposed. It's easy for people to take advantage of it."

Xia Xiqing vaguely heard the word "small trumpet" and couldn't help laughing again. He grabbed Zhou Ziheng's shoulders, leaned on him and laughed non-stop.

Zhou Ziheng felt that he had lost all his dignity as a top.

"Didn't you prepare a vlog before? If you release it now, I'll buy a trending search to push it up, and suppress the matter of the small account. I'll discuss the follow-up guidance plan for the small account with the team, and just leave it there for now." Jiang Yin sighed, "Why are you so troublesome?"

Zhou Ziheng pursed his lips as a silent protest. Xia Xiqing, who had laughed enough, came over and pecked him twice on the mouth, imitating Jiang Yin's tone and lip-syncing, "Why are you so troublesome?"

After hanging up the phone, Zhou Ziheng put the phone in his pocket and picked up Xia Xiqing.

"Hey hey what are you doing!"

"You're still laughing!" Zhou Ziheng held him and turned around several times, then walked to the sofa and laid him down, and then he pressed on Xia Xiqing's body, "Are you still laughing at me?"

Xia Xiqing was not afraid of him at all and continued to laugh, "What's wrong with laughing? I want to laugh."

Zhou Ziheng pressed him dejectedly, like a giant stone slab that made Xia Xiqing breathless, "Get out of the way quickly, cough cough, I can even act like I'm breaking rocks with my chest." Hearing him say that, Zhou Ziheng felt reluctant, so he rolled over and onto the wool carpet.

“Hahahahaha what are you doing?” Xia Xiqing sat up and kicked Zhou Ziheng who was lying on the carpet like a corpse. “It’s okay. It’s okay if his character collapses. It’s not a big deal.”

Zhou Ziheng's face was pressed to the ground, and his voice came out muffled, "This time I'm really embarrassed."

Xia Xiqing almost couldn't help laughing at him for feeling so aggrieved. He stepped lightly on Zhou Ziheng's back, "No, everyone thinks you're cute." Thinking of what Jiang Yin had just said, Xia Xiqing quickly shifted his attention, "By the way, didn't your sister-in-law ask you to post a vlog? Go and post it now, don't dawdle here for so long and forget about it again."

Zhou Ziheng reluctantly went upstairs to the study and took down his laptop. Xia Xiqing was on the phone with the curator, so he sat on the sofa and posted the edited vlog on Weibo and also shared it on Bilibili.

"We are going to attend the xx award ceremony later, right?" Xia Xiqing hung up the phone, walked over and took a sip of coffee from the coffee table. Zhou Ziheng then remembered, "Yes, we have to go get our hair done."

I was planning to take a look at the barrage, but I don’t have time.

Actually, the vlog doesn’t have any special content. The theme is [Zhou Ziheng’s day], which records his life from morning to night. The content of the vlog was also selected by Jiang Yin. He had signed a top blue-blood endorsement before. In order to make the vlog invisible for this endorsement, Jiang Yin specially asked him to arrange the vlog on the day when he was going to shoot the brand promotion advertisement.

There are so many comments on Bilibili that they almost cover the entire screen.

The first shot of the video is the alarm clock beside the bed ringing. Zhou Ziheng reached out to turn it off, then took his hand back to cover his face, turned around and hugged a large "quilt" with his hands and feet, and held it for several minutes before sitting up.

[Ahhh, Hengheng must be hugging Xiqing!!]

[Aaaaaah, it’s all dog food, oh my god!]

[Does Xiqing like to cover his head when sleeping?]

[Perhaps Zhou Ziheng hid him under the quilt in order to film the video.]

[Hahahahahahahahahahaha the one hiding in the quilt made me laugh to death]

[So sweet, ah ah, why is my self-study so sweet?]

The next shot is Zhou Ziheng standing in the bathroom washing up. His hair was curled up from sleeping, and he brushed his teeth with his eyes closed and head down, brushing carefully for a long time. After washing his face, Zhou Ziheng picked up the camera with his hands, pointed it at the camera, and said in a low voice, "Why is my hair... so messy."

[The aho-maru is the real one hahahaha]

[Last time when Xi Qing was live streaming, he also had a little bit of adobe hair, which was super cute.]

[The stupid hairy husband hahahaha]

When he walked out of the room, his voice became louder, "Hello everyone, I am Zhou Ziheng."

[You spoke so softly just now, were you afraid of waking up Brother Xiqing?]

[Ohhhh, so sweet. Is Hengheng spoiling me a little too much?]

[There are so many candies in self-study that I can’t eat them all]

He walked down the stairs while pointing the camera at himself. "Actually, this is my first time shooting a vlog. I promised everyone a billion benefits." He glanced at the ground occasionally, afraid that he would miss a step. "And now..." He squinted at the clock in the living room. "It's 6:15 in the morning. I have a class later. The class starts at 8 o'clock. Right."

[Hahahahahahaha it’s time to go to school again hahaha]

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

[The first class in the morning is a monster! The morning air is so soft and warm that I don’t want to go to school!!!] The screen was filled with this message.

[Hahahahahaha, if you guys keep brushing Hengheng, I’m going to cry.]

At this time, Zhou Ziheng in the video has walked to the restaurant, talking to himself, "I usually make breakfast for myself in the morning. Breakfast is very important." After saying that, he looked directly at the camera and repeated seriously, "Breakfast is really important, you know? Eat breakfast well."

[What kind of daddy tone is this? So cute!]

[Mother fans and daughter fans are seamlessly connected, I love Zhou Ziheng!!]

"I have to prepare the ingredients." He covered the camera with his hand.

When the screen lit up again, Zhou Ziheng was already standing in front of the kitchen sink, cutting bacon. After cutting six slices, he put the remaining bacon back into the fresh-keeping box and took out an avocado.

"Do you know how to cut this? I can teach you." He held the avocado in one hand and placed a knife in the middle of it with the other. "Cut it all the way down the middle line," he quickly asked himself confusedly, "Midline?"

[Hahahahahaha what the hell is the median line, you science guy!]

[I burst out laughing at the median line hahahahahaha]

[Zhou Ziheng is the cutest science guy I have ever seen. So cute.]

Never mind. Zhou Ziheng cut the avocado in half and put the knife down. "Then grab the two halves and twist them like this. Look, the core in the middle will come out." He put the avocado on the cutting board and cut it into slices with a knife. While cutting, he whispered to himself, "I don't really like eating this, and..." He turned his face to the camera, "The nutritional value of avocado is not very high. I saw a lot of fat-reducing recipes on the Internet that included avocado, and I thought..." His neck felt a little sore, and he raised his head and lowered it again, "It's a miracle that this thing can help lose weight."

[Famous line hahahahaha there is a ghost]

[There’s no way I can finish it, hahahahahahahahaha, I think of Heng Heng in the trumpet again]

[I don’t like avocado either, but the way it’s cut looks so pretty]

[Why eat it if you don’t like it?]

[Because someone likes it!]

[If someone likes you, don’t run away! Sister, you are the real one! ! ! ! ]

After that, he started to ramble on again, "The fat content of avocado is higher than that of durian, and its nutritional content is not very special. The reason why it is so popular is all due to marketing hype, which gives it a low-fat and high-nutrition... fruit setting." Zhou Ziheng seemed to be quite satisfied with his newly invented word and smiled happily, "Anyway, this marketing case was so successful that avocados, which were originally unsalable, became popular all over the world. It is comparable to the scam of the century, diamonds."

[Seriously popularizing science, hahahaha]

[The earth is a little scumbag, avocado is a little liar hahahaha]

But soon he whispered again, "Ah, insulting..."

[He would laugh even when insulted, what kind of adorable internet-addicted teenager is this!]

[Insult to the diamond hahahahahahaha what kind of fan circle slang is this hahaha]

[Avocado Black Fan—Zhou Ziheng]

"Every time I want to popularize science, I get scolded for not being romantic enough." Zhou Ziheng looked up and smiled. The water in another pot boiled. He stirred it with a spoon, and after creating a vortex, he cracked an egg in the center. "This is a poached egg."

[I must have wanted to popularize science to Xi Qing, but then the little painter despised me, hahahaha]

[Little Painter: I just like avocados, what do you want? Heng Heng: I like them, is it okay for me to eat them?]

[I imagined the scene hahahahahahaha]

With a ding, the bread was toasted. Zhou Ziheng took out two toasted slices and placed them on two plates, then put three slices of bacon that were fried until crispy. When he put the half-cooked eggs on top, they swayed and the yellow sugar core was faintly visible in the white tenderness. Then he placed the avocado slices and the cherry tomatoes cut in half, and sprinkled a thin layer of pepper on them. Finally, he put the washed blueberries and diced strawberries into the yogurt that had been poured long ago.

[Oh my god, I can actually get hungry just by watching a celebrity’s daily vlog]

[I’m so hungry, I’m going to make some instant noodles]

[Zhou Ziheng is such a good cook! ! ! ! A divine boyfriend! ! ]

"Okay, this is breakfast." Zhou Ziheng picked up one of the plates and put it on the dining table. "Actually, when I don't have time, I will make noodles or eat oatmeal, but I have to record a video today, so I have to look presentable."

[Hahahahaha this is very real, little bro!!]

[Hahahahahahaha what a show! ! ! ]

[Is there another plate?]

[The other one must be for Brother Xiqing!!!]

[I remembered that Brother Xiqing said during his last live broadcast that “the person who made breakfast was almost late”. Hahaha, he must be talking about Hengheng.]

[Wow, I’m jealous. What kind of perfect boyfriend is this? Wow, wow, wow]

When the camera switched, Zhou Ziheng was already putting on his coat. "It's 7:28 now. I'm ready to go out." He picked up the bag on the cabinet in the entrance hall. The thermos bottle on the side fell down. Zhou Ziheng quickly picked it up and put it back. "This is coffee. I feel sleepy in class in the morning and it's easy to fall asleep."

[Hahahaha, same as me]

[I can’t live without coffee when I’m in school, hahahaha]

[This backpack also appeared in the last live broadcast!!!]

The next shot is Zhou Ziheng coming out of the driver's seat, carrying his schoolbag and closing the car door. "I actually don't want to drive to school, but I tried taking the subway once, and it was embarrassing to be recognized. My height is really too easy to recognize."

[There are not many passers-by who are 1.9 meters tall, hahaha]

[Who would have thought that this kid who is taller than me secretly wants to avoid going to school every day, hahaha]

After entering the classroom, Zhou Ziheng automatically sat in the back row, placed the camera on a corner of the table, took out a glasses case from his bag, took out the black-framed glasses inside and put them on. "I don't usually wear glasses, but I have to wear them during class."

[So cute!!! The black frame glasses are so cute!!]

[Oh my god, this courseware looks so difficult... It's totally incomprehensible]

[Hengheng, look! Your professor has a bald head! ! ! ]

[Hahahaha that’s too much! Hengheng has a lot of hair!]

The entire lecture portion was accelerated and only took about a minute.

"get out of class is over." Zhou Ziheng glanced at his watch. "I have to rush to the filming location now. I have a new endorsement and need to take a set of promotional photos. I should also fly abroad to shoot a promotional video. It seems to be New Zealand, but it has not been decided yet. See you later." Zhou Ziheng's palm once again covered the screen.

The camera switches, and Zhou Ziheng has already finished styling his hair. "Today is the wolf's head, and it's all blown up."

[Ah ...

[Fuck, he even knows about Lang Bentou? ? ! ! Real internet addict, hahahahaha]

[This hairstyle is the best!!!]

He touched his hairline and the hairstylist behind him smiled and said, "It's not receding, it's not receding, don't worry, hahaha."

[Did the hairstylist also secretly look at the trumpet? ! ! ]

[Hairdresser, look at the small size, don’t leave, hahahahaha]

[Hengheng said that you can’t make a living by your face!! Bald is bald, hahaha]

Zhou Ziheng in the video also laughed along with the hairstylist and used the camera to show his top, a grey shirt. “The collar of this shirt is specially designed to be loose. It’s not that I don’t dress properly.” The stylist then brought a very thin black tie, put it around Zhou Ziheng’s neck, tied a simple knot, and then put a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on him.

[Fuck, so handsome!!! I can do this!!!]

[Sister is also sister! ! ! ! ! ]

[General Attack!!! Abstinence System!!!]

[Think about his trumpet, hahahaha, is he still abstinent? hahahahahahahahahaha, I don’t want to go to school! ! ! ]

"This is my first look. We may have to shoot five sets later." Zhou Ziheng stood up and walked from the dressing room to the studio with the camera. "This studio is cool, red lights." He came to the photographer. This time the photographer was a famous French photographer, a blond man in his early 40s. Zhou Ziheng held the camera and said, "Hey Lucien~"

[English is so good! ! ]

[British accent!!! I like it!!!]

[Fuck, this British accent matches his outfit so well, he is such a gentleman!!]

"Hey!" The photographer turned his head, Zhou Ziheng adjusted the lens to selfie mode and walked to Lucien's side. The two of them were in the frame together and chatted in English for a while.

[Zhou Ziheng's English is really good, and his spoken English is very good!]

[After all, he is a big shot, and he had very good grades in high school!]

[After all, he is a brilliant science student who can also score high in English!]

[Oh my god, this is so sweet. I heard that Brother Xiqing is from the Florence Academy of Fine Arts. I want to hear Brother Xiqing speak Italian! ! ]

[Aaaaah, I just made up some Italian in my head!!! So sweet!!]

Zhou Ziheng's conversation with the photographer was interrupted by Lucien's assistant.

"I've always wanted to learn French." Zhou Ziheng walked to the side alone, and the makeup artist helped him adjust his look, "But I don't have time." Someone called his name not far away, and Zhou Ziheng raised his head, "Are we going to shoot? Good."

[Mom doesn’t allow you to learn French! Go find Xia Xiqing to learn Italian!!!]

[Hahahahaha what a great mother]

[HAHAHAHAHAHA LEARN ITALIAN!!!]

"See you later."

The filming process was not recorded in the vlog. The next shot was Zhou Ziheng eating in the car, and his hair was different from the previous hairstyle, with bangs in brackets.

[Ahh, this look is so tender!! Little puppy!!]

[Hengheng’s mom loves you!!! Eat more!!!]

"This is my lunch. I was so busy shooting that I didn't have time to eat. I shot for three and a half hours straight." Zhou Ziheng showed his phone lock screen, "It's 2:30 in the afternoon now."

[Thank you for your hard work, my son! ! ! ]

[WTF lock screen!!!]

[What is lock screen!!!???]

[Looking back, it seems to be a person's profile, it's too blurry, it seems to have been taken on an airplane, from the small window of the airplane! ]

[Ahhh, it’s Brother Xiqing!!! Brother Xiqing sleeping on the plane!!]

[This side profile looks very similar!! The composition is so beautiful and the light is so beautiful! A beam of light hits Brother Xiqing’s chest just right!!]

[Hengheng!!! Please release the private photos of your mother and daughter-in-law!!!]

Zhou Ziheng in the video is still eating. "Because I've been working out recently, I'm eating these," he adjusted the camera. In the bowl were steak slices, boiled broccoli and hard-boiled eggs, diced peppered potatoes and a box of fruit. "It tastes terrible, but I have to finish it for my abdominal muscles."

[Hahahaha, son, didn’t we agree not to rely on our looks to make a living?]

[Hahahaha, a man who says one thing and does another!]

[My abdominal muscles have other uses, okay?!]

After the shoot, Zhou Ziheng took off his makeup and returned to P University. "It's 6 o'clock in the evening, I'm back to school." Zhou Ziheng wore a mask on his face. As night fell, the street lights on campus were already on. "I'm going to the Second Teaching Building now because I have a course paper due in two days. I've written half of it and plan to finish it before going home today."

[This scene is so salty!!! It looks like she is being taken around campus by her boyfriend!]

[Oh my god, I have to go back to school to study after work]

[As expected of a self-study CP hahahaha]

[Hahahahahaha practice self-study]

[Ahhh, I’m in the Second Teaching Building now! ! !]

Zhou Ziheng found an empty classroom and sat alone in a corner. He did not take off his mask or hat, but the hat blocked out the light. He took out a power bank from his schoolbag and plugged a finger-long night light into it, pointing it at the book. He found it very funny and laughed for a long time before taking out his laptop.

[Hahahahahahahaha comes with its own light hahahahaha]

[Wearing a hat and turning on the night light, hahahaha why is my son so cute! ]

[Ahhh, Hengheng is so cute everyday, so cute that it makes me cry!!]

The subtitles showed a line of words, [I am going to start studying. Keeping quiet is a necessary virtue in the study room.]

Another segment was played at double speed. Since there were no lines, a piece of music was added. Zhou Ziheng was carefully flipping through the book and writing his course paper. He occasionally stood up, drank a sip of water and continued.

[Ahhh bgm!!!]

[The BGM is "Rhino"!!! Oh my god I'm going to cry!!]

[The girl studying on her own has the sky above her head!!! It’s the song “Rhinoceros” sung by Brother Xiqing!!!]

[Zhou Ziheng must have watched the live broadcast many times! Oh my god, what kind of fairy love is this that I got! ! ]

Subtitles—[Two hours later.]

"I'm going to go home now. But I'm going to buy some skewers near the school." Zhou Ziheng walked to the door of a small skewers shop, "Boss, ten skewers of mutton, five skewers of kidney, and five skewers of gluten."

[Hahaha, I feel like I’m watching a food blogger’s vlog]

[I'm really hungry Hengheng]

"Want some hotness, handsome?"

"Well, put more." Zhou Ziheng held up the camera to film the process of grilling skewers, "Put more."

[??? Zhou Ziheng doesn’t eat spicy food! He once ate so much spicy food on a TV show that he almost cried]

[??? So many peppers, what are you doing, Zhou Ziheng!]

"Can you eat spicy food so well?"

Zhou Ziheng smiled and didn't reply.

[Ahhh I see, it was bought for Xiqing! ! ! !]

[Ah, Brother Xiqing is from Wuhan, and has a strong taste! ! ! ]

[Oh my god, I am so jealous. Before going home from self-study, she even brought a midnight snack for her boyfriend. She is so well behaved and doting. What a loyal and cute little dog! ! ]

[No wonder Xi Qing said Zhou Ziheng is a reality that is more beautiful than fantasy. Hengheng in his daily life is so cute and nice.]

[Today I also shed tears for the beautiful love in self-study]

When the camera switched again, Zhou Ziheng was already in the bathroom with wet hair. "I just finished taking a shower and am getting ready for bed. It's already 11:30 pm, but I don't have early classes tomorrow morning, so I can sleep a little longer."

[Ahhh, Hengheng’s dark blue pajamas are so sexy! ! ! ]

[Blow dry your hair, baby! ! ]

He walked out of the bathroom holding a camera, sat on the bed and wanted to take a picture of the bedroom. Suddenly, a figure appeared at the door, but quickly moved away, as if he was about to come in and then walked out.

The barrage exploded all of a sudden.

[Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[That was Brother Xiqing just now! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[Ahhhhhhhhhh Brother Xiqing!!!]

[Of course it is! Ah, my brother Xiqing is hiding! ]

[Brother Xiqing, I love you!!!]

[Confession to Brother Xiqing! ! ! ! ]

The camera suddenly cut off, but the comments were still there.

[Is this considered an accident? Hahahahahahaha]

[Zhou Ziheng didn’t even cut out this part!!! So cunning hahahahaha!]

[So Brother Xiqing and Ziheng really sleep together every day!!!]

[Sleeping together, do you want to make me laugh to death? Hahahaha, isn’t this nonsense? Hahahaha]

[Wow wow wow I want to sleep between the two of them!!!]

The last scene was Zhou Ziheng lying on the bed with a camera in his hand. "Good night. This is my vlog. It’s over. I’m done!" Suddenly a small voice came from the side.

[Ahhh, I heard Brother Xiqing’s voice! ! ! ]

[Brother Xiqing seemed to say good night!]

[Ahhh, Brother Xiqing is so cute!!!]

[This vlog is too sweet!! My teeth hurt and my heart aches.]

As soon as this vlog was broadcast, it was immediately forwarded to the hot list of Weibo. The previous luxury endorsement also specially announced the spokesperson after the release of this video and released the first wave of promotional photos. But this did not suppress the matter of Zhou Ziheng's secondary account. Not only that, netizens also dug out his account on lofter through his secondary account and saw that he followed more than 30 writers of self-study CP on the fan website, and there were a lot of comments that he had not deleted in time.

[I hate Lenz's law the most: Will you update it?]

[I hate Lenz's law the most: the writing is very good and the plot is also very good. Btw, I'm not arguing, I really think zzh is the top! ]

[I hate Lenz's law the most: please update [poor][poor]! ! ]

[I hate Lenz's law the most: Can we not add a love rival? ? I think it's better for the two of them not to have a love rival. The formula in PS seems to be wrong, and a polynomial is missing.]

[I hate Lenz's law the most: Please don't send razor blades, sister, please be happy!!!]

At this time, Xia Xiqing and Zhou Ziheng had already been styled. In order to walk the red carpet, the stylist had to dress them in suits. Both of them were wearing haute couture, Xia Xiqing in white and Zhou Ziheng in black. An assistant was holding their coats from behind so they could put them on in time after the red carpet signing and photo taking.

The two walked onto the red carpet together, signed their names and stood there waiting for reporters to take pictures.

Just as Zhou Ziheng put on a cool expression, he heard a female fan screaming from below, the volume of which was comparable to that of a microphone.

"Heng Heng!!!! Mommy won't allow you to wear so little!!!"

“Hahahahahahahaha…” All the reporters and fans present burst into laughter; even Xia Xiqing who was standing aside couldn’t hold back.

Zhou Ziheng also smiled, but immediately turned serious a second later and continued taking pictures.

"Heng Heng!!!! Study hard!!! Read less fan fiction!!!!"

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sister you are a ruthless person!!!”

Zhou Ziheng was startled, and Xia Xiqing also kept laughing with his head down. These fans were so funny.

The two of them took photos with difficulty and prepared to leave the red carpet. Xia Xiqing still couldn't stop laughing and kept joking with Zhou Ziheng, "You've embarrassed yourself this time, hahahahahahaha."

Unexpectedly, the next second, a deafening voice appeared in the crowd.

"Xi Qing!!!! Mother-in-law loves you!!!! My daughter-in-law needs to eat well!!"

Everything goes around in circles.

God spares no one.

The author has something to say: Xia Xiqing: wtf

Zhou Ziheng: Hahahahahahaha daughter-in-law hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha burp.