Ever since she met Mr. Wei, Wu Yuanyuan felt like she was dreaming back to the Qing Dynasty.
To be honest, Mr. Wei is not a scumbag or a bad person, but his brain sulci are obviously different from ordinary people. Since they met, Mr. Wei has been sending WeChat messages to Wu Yuanyuan every day. There are only two types of content on WeChat: first, through push notifications from various subscription accounts, telling Wu Yuanyuan what kind of woman she should be; second, after seeing Wu Yuanyuan’s circle of friends, she can express her own requirements.
With a buzzing sound, Wu Yuanyuan's phone began to vibrate again.
"Why don't men love me? Ten things that most women fail to do." Wu Yuanyuan rolled her eyes and looked at the title of the forwarded article, thinking to herself, how boring is Mr. Wei's life? Reading such subscription accounts every day, What has become of him
"Miss Wu, let's have dinner together tonight if you have time. Girls shouldn't work overtime all the time, it's not good for your health." Another message came.
"Mr. Wei, I'm sorry, I have an appointment with a friend tonight."
"Oh my, do you girls have so much social life after work? You still have to pay attention to the quality of your friendships. Don't go out with the wrong people all the time, and don't go to bars, KTVs or other places. Those are not places where good girls go. "
Wu Yuanyuan did not reply.
"Then you don't have to go home after eight o'clock. It's not appropriate for a girl to stay out at night."
Wu Yuanyuan still didn't reply.
"It's my grandpa's birthday this Saturday at noon. Come over and have dinner with us. Don't dress up too colorfully, and it's best not to wear makeup. Girls look best when they are simple and clean. Don't buy too expensive gifts, and learn how to live. "
Wu Yuanyuan laughed angrily. There really are such people in this world, how can they be so self-righteous? It was just a meal together. Did Liang Jingru give him the courage? Just feel like you have a connection with him
Faced with such a weird thing, Wu Yuanyuan didn't think much about it. People who feel good about themselves often live in their own world. They usually have better results than ordinary people in some aspects. This makes them look down on others, especially women, and they are confused. Whose fault is it? Naturally, someone will teach such a straight man how to be a good person, so why bother and waste your time? The biggest blow to such a person is not to confront him, but to simply ignore him. So she took screenshots of all the chat records of the past two days and sent them to Wu's father and Wu's mother, then added a very helpless expression and sent them together.
"Is there something wrong with this young man's brain?" After a while, Mother Wu carefully replied.
"How did I know? Fortunately, you all know that we just had one meal. If someone who doesn't know the situation sees it, they might think that I have something wrong with him!" Wu Yuanyuan replied.
"Hahahahahahaha, this young man is more old-fashioned than me!" Father Wu was very happy after seeing it, and sent several pictures of cute babies laughing, yes, the kind with black sunglasses. , at first glance, it appears to be from a commonly used emoticon package for middle-aged and elderly people.
"Uh... dear dad, please tell me, should I block you directly, block you, or block you."
"Why are you blacklisting me? It would be fun to leave it alone. Please don't tell him that the Qing Dynasty has fallen." It seems that Father Wu has been online a lot recently, and he can even come up with a few Internet slangs.
"Uh... what if he pesters me about a date?"
"What are you afraid of? Your mother and I are not there. Tell his family clearly that we don't agree, so we're not interested in him at all!"
"Okay dear dad, I feel relieved with your words!"
"Let me tell you secretly, your mother is sending WeChat messages to her classmates right now, probably to resolve this matter."
"My mother is mighty!"
"What a pity!"
"Dad, what are you regretting?"
"It's a pity that if this man stopped pestering you, where would I go to watch the show?"
"Are you still my biological father?"
"Young and old men are innocent, and they are guaranteed to be as good as they are! Oh, don't mention it anymore, the cheese tarts are out of the oven. We are near Mingming Medical Center and will bring them to her soon!"
"Are you my biological father?" Wu Yuanyuan was happy and jealous at the same time when she saw that Wu's father had bought fresh cheese tarts to visit Guo Ming. Why aren't the egg tart sellers near your workplace
Half an hour later, the phone started buzzing again, and Wu’s father sent a message: "Hurry to the door of the unit."
Wu Yuanyuan rushed out with joy. After a while, she came back happily carrying a dozen egg tarts and gave them to several other young people in the office.
"Sister Wu is so powerful~!" Everyone praised happily and started enjoying afternoon tea. Wu Yuanyuan also nodded with satisfaction: "Well, after all, he is still my biological father!"
Over there, Guo Ming, who was eating egg tarts with Xiao Zhang and Xiao Liu, received a call: "Let's meet tomorrow night?"
The author has something to say:
This one has a transition, so it looks a little watery. But I want to say that cancer in straight men does exist. Please don’t fight against it. This will make them feel that the truth is in their hands, and you are just an ignorant and messy little woman who needs to be saved.
Just ignore it and that's fine.
Tell them with actions: You are air.