I Punch the Tailed Beast Ball

Chapter 296: If you don't commit suicide, you won't die

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"I'm still very confident when it comes to drinking. Come on, let's have a good drink today." Jiraiya said confidently.

"There's no need to compare on such things." Nagase reminded kindly.

Not to mention anything else, the ninja world is indeed not as extravagant as pirates when it comes to drinking. Pirates drink by the buckets and tons.

Even among the pirates, Whitebeard is one of those who loves to drink, so you can imagine how much he can drink.

If they really start drinking, he will be beaten by Nagase. It is the first time they meet, and Nagase wants to save some face for Jiraiya.

But it was obvious that Jiraiya had enough confidence in himself and did not think that he would lose to the young man Nagasawa in terms of drinking capacity.

"Hahaha, it's okay. It's so rare for us to meet each other, it would be a shame if we don't have a drink." Jiraiya said with a laugh.

At this time, the waiter had already poured wine for the three of them. Jingyin was not yet an adult, so there was no portion for her.

Tsunade picked up the small porcelain cup, took a sip, and then said with a happy face: "I'll drink mine by myself, so as not to drink too much and find the location of the Wet Bone Forest later."

"Then let's have a drink first?" Jiraiya raised the small cup and looked at Nagase.

Seeing Jiraiya being so enthusiastic, Nagase had no choice but to pick up the small porcelain wine glass and drink it all in one gulp.

Jiraiya also drank it all in one gulp, then put the cup on the table and said with a smile:

"Although I didn't participate in the war, I have heard about it. You actually defeated the Hidden Cloud Village so quickly and shocked all the countries. It's really amazing."

In fact, Jiraiya was preparing to go back to participate in the war at that time. At that time, the ninja world believed that Konoha had suffered heavy losses in the Nine-Tails Rebellion, and Jiraiya believed it, so he was preparing to go back.

But because it ended too quickly, Jiraiya heard that Kumogakure had been defeated before he even returned to Konoha, so he had to give up.

"And I heard from Minato that the battle ended so quickly, and most of the credit goes to you."

"That's not the case. It's the result of everyone's joint efforts. As long as we, the Konoha ninjas, unite as one, no one can defeat us." Nagase said with a modest smile.

Konoha's ever-increasing prosperity made him powerful, so there was nothing wrong with what he said.

Shizune, who was standing nearby, took on the task of pouring the wine and refilled the glasses of Nagase and Jiraiya.

"Hahaha, no wonder Minato said he has been close to you since childhood, your humble personality is so similar to his." Jiraiya picked up the wine glass again, drank it all, and then laughed.

"It is admirable that Lord Jiraiya travels around the ninja world to collect important intelligence from various countries for Konoha. There is no way I can do that." Nagase, who was praised, also gave Jiraiya a hand in return.

The two of them drank and chatted, and time passed quickly. As they drank glass after glass of wine, Jiraiya's face gradually became rosy.

Jiraiya talked a lot with Nagase. It was because of his ignorance and reverse summoning when he was young that he was lucky enough to reach Myoboku Mountain, otherwise the legendary three ninjas would have to be changed to the legendary two ninjas.

There are also some of his experiences during the journey and his thoughts on the war.

Of course, there are also some stories about Jiraiya, Tsunade and others’ training when they were children.

However, after all, he was drunk, so he would inevitably exaggerate subconsciously, and at this time he would be mercilessly ridiculed by Tsunade.

Just when Jiraiya said he had completed Sarutobi Hiruzen's training, Tsunade laughed and said:

"Jiraiya, you are drunk, Orochimaru and I just got the bell at that time, and you were tied to the stake."

Jiraiya's already rosy face instantly became even more rosy, and he immediately counterattacked:

"Nagaze, you don't know, although Tsunade looks plump now, she was very flat when she was a child, flatter than the washboard in my house."

Nagase drank silently and didn't respond to Jiraiya's words. Jiraiya was drunk, but he was not, so he didn't want to respond.

Tsunade raised her eyebrows. How could you, Jiraiya, expose her shortcomings in front of the juniors

"Jiraiya!" Tsunade clenched her fists, and her chakra burst out. The powerful aura made her coat whistle.

Jiraiya decisively pretended to faint, then stood up with a confused look on his face and asked Tsunade: "I feel a little dizzy, what happened just now?"

Tsunade sneered twice and then said, "Jiraiya, guess whether my left fist hurts you more or my right fist hurts you more."

"Can we not fight? We haven't seen each other for so long, it's not appropriate." Jiraiya said solemnly, mobilizing chakra in his body.

Tsunade's fist is no joke. Once, I peeped into the women's bathhouse and was almost beaten to death by Tsunade.

I wasn't just joking about being beaten to death; I really almost got beaten to death.

That is to say, he did not fall behind in his physical training, otherwise he would not have been able to hold on.

"Are you full?" Tsunade suddenly asked.

"You haven't started eating yet? You've been drinking all the time." Jiraiya said honestly.

"That's great. If you haven't eaten it, take my punch." Tsunade punched out fiercely. The powerful air wave directly blew away all the debris in the box.

Jiraiya was also knocked back by this punch, luckily Nagase caught it quickly, otherwise he would have been hit into another box.

"Thank you." Jiraiya thanked Nagase after being caught by him.

"Senior Jiraiya, are you okay?" Nagase asked with concern.

Jiraiya limped back to his seat and said, "Nothing serious, it seems like just two broken ribs."

Compared to the time when I almost died, this time is really not a problem.

Nagase used the Palm Fairy Technique to give Jiraiya some simple treatment, and the two continued drinking.

Jiraiya's face became redder and redder, and his eyes became a little blurry. For some reason he went to talk to Tsunade again.

"When I saw your disappointed face that day, I thought you might never return to Konoha in your life. I didn't expect that not only did you go back, but you also started to implement medical reform." The drunk Jiraiya said intermittently.

"You bastard." Hearing Jiraiya bring up these things again, Tsunade couldn't help but want to roll up her sleeves and punch Jiraiya again.

I wonder if this will remind her of her brother who died tragically in the war

But seeing Jiraiya's already blurry eyes and his silly smile on her face, Tsunade put down her sleeves again, snorted coldly, crossed her arms and said:

"He was bragging about how much he could drink, but he was drunk by his junior so quickly. It's really embarrassing to be listed as a Sannin with such a person."

Jiraiya said, and then he just laid down on the table.

At this time, Nagase remained calm and no longer needed a small cup. He just held the porcelain bottle of wine and drank tons and tons.

In fact, if it wasn't for taking care of Jiraiya, Nagaze would have wanted to drink it bottle by bottle. The cup was too small and Nagaze really couldn't get used to it.

"Lady Tsunade, would you like to have a drink too?" Nagase invited Tsunade.

"I'll have a bottle, you have a glass."

Tsunade, who originally wanted to refuse, couldn't help it in an instant. Who are you looking down on? You have already drunk so much, and you still dare to compete with her so arrogantly.

"I'll drink one glass and you'll drink half a bottle." Tsunade agreed, and asked Nagase to reduce the drink to half a bottle.

Yongze nodded in agreement.

Two hours later, there was another person lying down in the box.