I Punch the Tailed Beast Ball

Chapter 381: If you try to be cool, you will suffer

Views:

After finishing his morning work and preparing to go home, Kakashi unexpectedly saw a sneaky figure next to the Konoha bathhouse.

Kakashi stopped in his tracks. Even though he was the first team leader of the training team, his sense of justice made him hate this kind of peeping behavior.

Just as the sneaky figure was about to stand on tiptoe to peek, Kakashi decided to teach him a painful lesson.

Kakashi put his hands together, crossed his little finger and ring finger, and put his index and middle fingers straight together.

"The secret of Konoha's taijutsu? Thousand Years of Killing!"

whoosh!

With a powerful burst of chakra, Kakashi instantly disappeared from his original position, turning into a stream of light and stabbing at the buttocks of the sneaky figure at a high speed.

Jiraiya, standing under the window, imagined the beautiful white bodies behind the wooden wall. He smiled and stood on tiptoe, looking forward to the paradise-like scenery.

Just as Jiraiya felt the baptism of the beautiful woman's fragrant water vapor, he felt a faint chill on his back, so he subconsciously looked back.

Then he saw Kakashi running towards him at high speed.

"No!" Looking at Kakashi's raised finger, Jiraiya seemed to feel the unspeakable pain in the dark and shouted.

Kakashi then discovered that the sneaky guy was actually Jiraiya, one of the three ninjas and his teacher's teacher.

But it was too late, as Kakashi's powerful fingers pierced directly into Jiraiya's delicate daisy.

The pain that could not be described in words broke out instantly and spread throughout the body like an electric current. Jiraiya's face turned green in an instant, he jumped ten meters high in pain, and then fell heavily to the ground.

When falling, Jiraiya did not prioritize protecting his important head by hugging it, but chose to cover Daisy who was suffering from the inhuman blow.

Jiraiya swore that nothing could be more painful than this, and he absolutely did not want to endure it a second time in his life.

"Ahem." Kakashi coughed twice in embarrassment, then put his hands behind his back and asked awkwardly:

"Master Jiraiya, why are you sneaking around the women's bathhouse in a gray robe? It's easy for people to misunderstand you as a pervert peeping into the women's bathhouse."

If Jiraiya hadn't deliberately worn a bulky gray robe, Kakashi thought he would have been able to recognize him.

He was wearing clothes that concealed his body shape and was looking around furtively. Anyone who saw him would think he was a pervert who came to peek into the women's bathhouse.

"What's peeping? That's called collecting materials!" Jiraiya subconsciously retorted when he heard the word peeping.

Kakashi: …

Maybe he didn't hit the wrong person.

"Ahem." Realizing that he seemed to have said something that exposed himself, Jiraiya coughed twice and explained:

"Actually, I just returned to Konoha and I'm too tired, so I'm going to take a bath in the bathhouse to relax."

"By the way, your name is Kakashi, right? I remember that you are Minato's disciple. Why are you hanging around near the women's bathhouse? Peeping is not a good habit." Jiraiya looked serious, as if he was a glorious and upright man who was persuading an ignorant young man who was about to fall into the evil path.

Kakashi was speechless. He was also using the women's bathhouse to peep? His wife was one of the most beautiful women.

But Jiraiya was his ancestor after all, and a senior who had made great contributions to Konoha. In addition, Kakashi felt a little guilty about what he had just done, so he chose to ignore what had just happened and instead talked about Jiraiya's return.

"Master Jiraiya, you haven't been home for a while. I'll go inform Minato-sensei. He'll probably be happy to know you're back."

"Also, during the time you were away from the village, Lady Tsunade also returned." Kakashi thought for a moment and added.

"Haha, I already knew about Tsunade's affairs. There's no need to mention Minato. He's the Hokage now and has a lot of important things to do. I'd better go find him. I just happen to have something to do." Jiraiya stood up and said with a smile.

Although he was hit by Kakashi's Thousand Years of Death, Jiraiya quickly forgave Kakashi.

Jiraiya was already used to being beaten for peeping, and he didn't think there was anything wrong with it. Risk and reward were directly proportional.

Although Kakashi's Thousand Years of Death was painful, it was still better than Tsunade's.

Tsunade almost beat him to death that time, she really almost died.

"Then I won't bother you, Lord Jiraiya. I'm going home." Kakashi nodded and said goodbye to Jiraiya.

He has a lovely daughter and a beautiful wife waiting for him at home. It is ridiculous for him to stand next to the women's bathhouse and chat with a man of his master's generation.

"Yeah." Jiraiya nodded, then he remembered something, took out a novel from his pocket and stuffed it into Kakashi's pocket, grinning: "Just consider it as a meeting gift, you will definitely like it."

"Intimate Paradise..." Kakashi read the name of the novel, scratched his hair, and finally took it.

He likes reading novels very much, especially when he is at his lowest point, he often reads some darker novels, even some about how to commit suicide.

Kakashi thanked him and left.

Looking at Kakashi's slowly leaving back, Jiraiya's originally lewd smile suddenly became serious.

"This is incredible. I didn't expect that Minato's disciples have reached this level of strength. Even I feel the danger."

Even though Jiraiya was concentrating on peeping just now, the strength displayed by Kakashi could not be ignored by Jiraiya.

The lightning speed and powerful chakra all speak of Kakashi's strength.

Anyway, let Jiraiya say that when he was that old, even ten of him wouldn't be able to beat Kakashi now.

"Could he be the child of prophecy?" Jiraiya thought about it, and finally shook his head, denying Kakashi.

Although Kakashi is very strong, he once met a young man with even stronger talent, who possessed the legendary Rinnegan, the eyes of the Sage of Six Paths.

Even Jiraiya couldn't guarantee that the boy with the Rinnegan was the child of prophecy, so Kakashi had no chance at all.

Jiraiya straightened his bulky gray robe, covered the injured part of his hand with a distorted expression, and walked slowly towards the Konoha Hospital, occasionally making a hissing sound, and his pain was obvious.

Just now, in front of his disciples' disciples, Jiraiya pretended to be nonchalant for the sake of face.

But how could it be okay? That finger infused with chakra penetrated into that delicate area!

When passing through the crowded streets, Jiraiya felt that there were countless curious eyes looking at him. Not only did he subconsciously speed up his pace, but it also made the torn area even more painful.

"I should talk to Minato and ask him to list this Taijutsu as a forbidden technique and put it in the Book of Seales. It cannot be used easily." Jiraiya thought painfully.

How could there be such a cruel and terrifying physical technique that destroys both a person's body and spirit

Jiraiya finally understood why that move was called the Thousand Year Killing. He felt the pain of a thousand years of death.

Finally, Jiraiya couldn't bear it anymore, and he endured the pain and jumped a few times to quickly rush to Konoha Hospital.

But just when Jiraiya arrived at the door of Konoha Hospital, a special voice suddenly came into Jiraiya's ears.

Jiraiya frowned. This was the signal to convene a jonin meeting. All jonin who heard the signal, except those with special missions or force majeure, had to go to the Hokage building for a meeting after hearing the signal.

Jiraiya is of course also a jonin and has to attend the jonin conference.

But Jiraiya felt that his situation was an irresistible factor, so after thinking about it, he continued walking towards the hospital.

Then Jiraiya saw Tsunade walking out of the hospital.

Konoha Hospital belongs to the Medical Department and is considered a subsidiary structure of the Medical Department.

But in fact, Konoha Hospital is a very important part of the Medical Department. The medical ninjas in the Medical Department all have positions in the Medical Department and are also doctors at Konoha Hospital.

Tsunade is also considered a doctor, but she is the highest-level one, and for special reasons, she basically does not take part in the treatment herself, but only provides guidance.

However, even if it is just guidance, it is very important for other medical ninjas. This is guidance from the Medical Saint, the pinnacle of medical ninjutsu.

Today Tsunade instructed a very difficult operation and was originally planning to go home to rest, but she heard the signal of the Jonin meeting, so she prepared to go to the Hokage Building.

All jonin had to attend the jonin conference. She was the head of the medical department, but she was also a jonin.

The difference is that she will have more say in the Jonin meeting and can sit closer to the Hokage.

Jiraiya missed Tsunade, but he didn't want to see her at this time. He lowered his head, trying to get away with it and walk into Konoha Hospital without being noticed by Tsunade.

But the two of them have been friends for more than ten years, so how could Tsunade not recognize Jiraiya

Although Jiraiya was wearing a bulky gray robe that made it impossible to see his figure, and he lowered his head, Tsunade was able to confirm that the man in the gray robe was Jiraiya at a glance.

But what puzzled Tsunade was why Jiraiya looked so afraid to see people. He didn't even say hello to her and just walked right past her.

Jiraiya lowered his head as hard as he could, wishing he could bury it in the ground.

When he walked past Tsunade, Jiraiya was extremely nervous and beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.

The moment the two figures staggered, Jiraiya breathed a sigh of relief, finally not being discovered.

Just when Jiraiya was rejoicing, he felt a huge force coming from his shoulder, preventing him from moving an step.

"Jiraiya, what's wrong with you? You're dressed like this in your own village, sneaking around, and you didn't even say hello to me. What do you want to do?"

When the familiar female voice reached his ears, the last glimmer of hope in Jiraiya's heart was destroyed.

Jiraiya turned around awkwardly and said, "Ah, it's you, Tsunade. I saw you too long ago and I was in a hurry so I didn't recognize you."

Tsunade took back the hand that was pressing on Jiraiya and put her hands on her hips. She raised her eyebrows and said, "You are amazing. Didn't we meet once in the Land of Birds last time? How can you not recognize me?"

"But why did you come back? Aren't you living a comfortable life out there? You even had two hostesses to accompany you when you drank.

Keep telling the story about how you saved your yellow-haired, bad-tempered, and incompetent teammate during the Ninja World War."

When Jiraiya heard Tsunade talking about this, his face turned red. He had drunk a lot at that time and was drunk. He thought that since he was in the Land of Birds, he might be able to spread the news to Konoha. Unexpectedly, he ran into Tsunade and Nagase who were looking for the Wet Bone Forest, and was caught by Tsunade.

"You said it's a story, so it's normal to make some minor changes." Jiraiya tried to save his reputation.

"Besides, I heard that the Tsuchikage, Kazekage and Raikage would come to Konoha to take part in the Chunin Exam. With so many Kage gathered there, I was afraid something might go wrong, so I came back." Jiraiya revealed the real reason why he came back.

When the ninja world heard this news, Jiraiya was shocked and thought it was fake news. You, the Sand Village, are the only ones who are in friendly alliance with Konoha? In the Third Ninja World War, you were the most brutal in attacking Konoha and almost rushed to Konoha.

Isn't Iwagakure too shameless? The friendship between Iwagakure and Konoha is nothing but a hammer of friendship, but there is a lot of hatred between them.

When Jiraiya heard the news about Kumogakure, he began to doubt his life. Didn't you guys from Kumogakure just fight with Konoha two years ago? How come you have such a strong alliance

But Jiraiya investigated it carefully and contacted Konoha, only then did he discover that this outrageous news was true.

The Kages of the three major ninja villages gathered in Konoha. Jiraiya was afraid that something might happen in Konoha. In addition, he had not been back for a long time, so he rushed back to Konoha overnight.

However, the women's bath was so attractive that Jiraiya couldn't help but stand in the old position, ready to appreciate the scenery of Konoha's bathhouse to find artistic inspiration, and then go to Minato to ask about the situation.

I didn't expect that when I revisited the old place, I would encounter such a tragic thing as being raped.

People's hearts have really changed. At this important moment, he revisited his hometown. Shouldn't he enjoy the beauty of his hometown? Why did he suffer such a disaster? Zilai couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

"You have a good reason. I will spare you this time. But you came at the right time. You can attend the Jonin meeting." Tsunade put down her fist.

Jiraiya, this guy, actually dared to plot against her in secret. She was furious just thinking about it. She didn't beat him up last time because he was drunk. She had wanted to teach Jiraiya a profound lesson this time, but seeing that Jiraiya looked tired, he must have rushed back overnight after hearing the news. Tsunade decided to let it go this time.

When Jiraiya heard that he had to attend the Jonin meeting, his face froze.

Can the Jonin Conference be completed in less than an afternoon

By the time the meeting is over, he's afraid his wounds will have healed on their own.

Seeing Jiraiya's face suddenly become very bad, Tsunade was a little puzzled. She didn't say anything just now, so she asked:

"Jiraiya, what's wrong with you? You're not trying to be lazy and not go, right? Forget about the old man, the current Hokage is Minato."

Jiraiya had no answer to Tsunade's question. He couldn't tell Tsunade that he had just been raped after peeping into the women's bathhouse.

Besides, Jiraiya is Minato's teacher. It would be fine if he was not in Konoha, but it would not be good if he came and did not go.

Jiraiya was caught in a dilemma.