Lu Mingshi sat on the chair in An Qiao's office with a blank face, caught in a battle between heaven and man.
It was announced that she was pregnant.
I am a man.
Even if it is now scientifically proven that men can also give birth, it must be more tragic than women.
The child's father is an ignorant little bastard who sells his lust, and runs away after eating. He is not a reliable person at all.
... Every one of these is poisonous.
but…
The Lu family has few heirs, and he is the only one in this generation.
After repeated sequencing by the Lu family, it has been confirmed that genes are particularly unfavorable for the succession of the family, and there is only a 1% chance for a fertile woman to be able to conceive a child smoothly.
He is 29 years old and still has no heir.
If Lu's father and Lu's mother, who are far away in the United States, know that there is a next generation surnamed Lu, they are guaranteed to immediately order him to marry back regardless of who the mother is.
Lu Mingshi carefully took out his cell phone and made a call.
"Mom, if someone is pregnant with my child..."
Before the words were finished, there was a loud noise from the other end of the phone, as if someone fell to the ground and dropped the phone.
Lu Mingshi: ...
Ten seconds later, amidst fucking screams, a thick baritone answered the phone.
"Hey, son, what did you say that made your mother so excited?"
Lu Mingshi was silent for a second, but he still spoke.
"—Dad, someone is pregnant with my child now."
All of a sudden it crackled, popped, thumped, thumped, choked, and it sounded like some huge porcelain was knocked to the ground and brought down the ladder next to it, and smashed all the workers on it and the hammers in their hands.
After a minute, turn on the video.
Master Lu with lime powder and Mrs. Lu covered in colorful paint appeared on the screen.
Master Lu was extremely excited: "Small it! No matter which family it is from! Get married immediately! It doesn't matter what your background is, no matter how dark your history is, I can accept your father!"
Lu Ming thought for a while.
"What if it's not a girl?"
Master Lu choked for a moment, not wanting to understand what it was to not be a girl.
At this time, the well-informed Mrs. Lu's forehead lit up.
"Intersex mothers are also acceptable!"
Lu Mingshi was expressionless.
"Not intersex either."
Lime fell from the top of Master Lu's head.
"Now that science has advanced to the point where men can get pregnant too??"
The moment Mr. Lu asked, Madam Lu's mind immediately flashed countless LJJ birth articles that she had read.
In a trance, those words turned into real pictures and rushed towards her, Mrs. Lu asked in a trembling voice—
"When can I see all the information of my son-in-law and daughter-in-law?"
Lu Ming looked up at the sky.
Lu Ming looked at the ground from time to time.
"Does it not matter who gives birth to the child as long as there is a child?"
The two elders nodded their heads like chickens pecking at rice.
"It doesn't matter if it's a man?"
Hmmmm.
Mrs. Lu said affectionately: "The man who can conceive a child for my son must have comprehensive development in all aspects of quality, and is incomparably compatible with my son's body and soul. Only then can he break through the physical boundaries and create immortal achievements!"
"… Fine."
Lu Mingshi decided.
Lu Mingshi took a deep breath.
Born... just born.
Thinking that he has been in the business world for many years, he is a man with billions of dollars in his mouth and mouth, and there is nothing he can't do independently.
Isn't it just having a baby? He still doesn't believe it.
He will definitely give birth to the healthiest baby who can walk at the age of one, recite poetry at the age of two, solve Mathematical Olympiads at the age of three, and learn to weave at the age of four.
But this news will not be disclosed.
Parents can accept a child to be born by a man, but it does not mean that they can accept to be born by him.
Those two unreliable old men are far away in the United States. If something goes wrong, he is still pregnant, so it is not convenient to fly to visit.
It's better to let them think that it is better to find a male daughter-in-law. Anyway, they will not be exposed because they are far away.
An Qiao: "Since Mr. Lu decided to have a baby himself, I have to explain the content of my next paper to Mr. Lu..."
Lu Ming watched warily as An Qiao conjured up a sample magazine from behind.
An Qiao: "Boss Lu's time is precious, so I'll just pick the important ones. If a man wants to give birth to a child smoothly, he must have long-term contact with the child's other father during pregnancy, so that the child can continuously replenish the energy of both parties in the mother's body. Thus enabling children to thrive...”
Lu Mingshi: Huh
Gu Yixin: Why do I feel like the sky is getting colder