Zai Zai also felt the excitement of his parents and woke up in his stomach.
Then he kicked Lu Mingshi "biu~".
Lu Ming, who was immersed in the kiss, suddenly froze.
Gu Yixin also looked nervous.
"The baby just moved!"
Lu Mingshi put his hand on his stomach, but he broke away with one blow, and ignored him after kicking.
Lu Mingshi couldn't help laughing.
Gu Yixin sat cross-legged on the bed, staring at him without blinking, feeling a little itchy in his heart.
Gu Yixin raised his head and took a slow look at Lu Mingshi. While secretly disgusted by Lu Mingshi's silly smile, he secretly stretched out an index finger and tapped his stomach.
It was touched very lightly, without daring to use force at all.
Then Gu Yixin's eyes widened.
The little thing kicked him again.
The two silly fathers were immediately excited and very moved.
They looked at each other with wide eyes, and then hugged each other with encouragement!
The next day, Gu Yixin went to work and was out of his mind, checking the time every now and then.
The gym manager walked in from the outside, seeing Gu Yixin packing up his things, he felt a little bit in his heart.
The manager coughed lightly, and patted Gu Yixin on the shoulder from behind: "Little Gu, is there anything that bothers you recently?"
Gu Yixin said honestly: "Bosses are pretty good, but they are a little short of money."
The manager had been prepared for a long time, and said kindly: "Let's do this, from now on your commission will increase to... 80%! The bonus will be doubled! The basic salary will be increased by half!"
The manager thought to himself that even if he didn't make any money, he still wanted to keep Gu Yixin's face!
What is the most precious thing about running a gym
It's good looks!
Gu Yixin happily held the boss's hand, and moved, "You are really my favorite man! Can I advance a part of it?"
The manager's hand was about to break, his complexion turned into a pig's liver, and he said with difficulty: "Of course..."
Gu Yixin let go of the manager, thanked him and happily went to the finance department.
Gu Yixin's smile was so contagious that the entire finance department also burst into smiles.
This is basically the happiest time when they pay their wages.
The financial aunt asked Gu Yixin kindly: "Little Gu, what are you so happy about?"
Gu Yixin had a dreamy look on his face.
"I'm going to be a father."
The aunt choked on water, and the financial sister next to her raised her hands from the keyboard to cover her mouth in horror.
The aunt was so sad that she failed to introduce the third niece of her aunt's family to Gu Yixin, and the young talent was taken first.
The financial sister is the cp who is heartbroken by her forever be.
So the aunt came out of the sadness very quickly, and the financial sister was in a trance until she got off work, walking trembling.
Gu Yixin entered the bank, consolidated all the money from several salary cards, and was silent for a few seconds facing the numbers on the account.
770,000.
During his lunch break last weekend, he went shopping alone in the nearby shopping mall. There was a shop on the first floor that was decorated very cutely, and it was full of things for babies.
The workmanship is particularly exquisite, and the materials used are also very solid, but the price is also particularly prohibitive.
Gu Yixin is eighteen years old now, but just looking at his face, he looks like a high school student who played truant.
The clerk had never seen a male high school student who came to the maternity and baby products store alone, and seeing that he was good-looking, he developed full patience and motherhood.
The clerk asked softly, "Little brother, are you here to choose gifts for your younger siblings?"
Gu Yixin shook his head, and said honestly, "It's for my cub."
There was still a little milk in his voice, and using this milky voice to bite the sweet words "my baby" almost made the clerk faint.
The clerk thought that this little friend probably raised dolls—and occasionally young people with such hobbies would come to the store and generously buy some delicate things that could be used for their dolls.
After figuring it out, the clerk didn't ask any more questions, and followed Gu Yixin's wishes, letting him wander around the store by himself.
Gu Yixin looked at the little toy for a while, and then was distracted by the delicate little swaddle. The powder blue swaddle was very soft, like blue cotton candy.
Looking at the label, Gu Yixin, who was about to move, was a little sad.
He wandered around the store a couple more times, still reluctant to part with the baby, and was about to grit his teeth and go back to buy it, when he saw something in the window at the door that made him even more unable to take his eyes off.
A wooden white cradle.
Gu Yixin, who often moves in the factory and also worked part-time in a lumber factory, recognized it at a glance. It is a high-quality white windwood. This kind of wood has a beautiful color and good texture, and it can be preserved for a long time when it is made into handicrafts.
Wind wood is quite expensive in the original world, and it is relatively common in the book world, but it is still very luxurious to directly make such a large cradle from the wood used to process crafts.
So the price is also amazing.
Gu Yixin stared at the bellflower pattern and the words "Auspicious Ruyi" on the cradle for a long time, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it.
But this cradle is worth a full 600,000 yuan, which is his savings for several months.
Although I really like it...
But there are too many places to spend money, so I can only leave temporarily reluctantly.
Gu Yixin looked at the 770,000 on the card and made up his mind.
He took a taxi to the lumber factory.
The owner of the lumber factory was immediately enthusiastic when he saw him.
"Looking for work today too? Come and help me unload the goods. It's 5,000 a day. This price is only for you, and it's only half for others."
In fact, Gu Yixin can do the work of ten people by himself, so it is more cost-effective for him to work as a piecework worker.
Gu Yixin is too lazy to expose the boss's wishful thinking, he has other intentions today.
Ten minutes later, Gu Yixin bought a bunch of raw materials for 40,000 yuan, went to the small commodity market, and brought a large box of woodworking tools.
Tonight, Lu Residence.
Lu Mingshi was processing documents in the upstairs study when he suddenly heard tinkling sounds from the living room downstairs.
Lu Mingshi frowned, unable to concentrate, and the little boy in his stomach was also inexplicably agitated.
He rubbed his belly and said to himself, "Come on, let's go down and see who is doing the tricks."
Lu Mingshi, who was still wearing a pair of glasses, went downstairs with a bit of anger.
The closer you get, the louder the clanging sounds.
Lu Mingshi entered the living room and saw a mess.
The smooth marble tiles were littered with sawdust.
In the middle of the living room, Gu Yixin was wearing camouflage overalls, with a handful of nails in his mouth and a hammer in his hand, smashing nails into half-formed appliances.
Lu Mingshi was dumbfounded.
"what is this?"
Gu Yixin focused on knocking the nails without raising his eyes.
"I'm going to make a cradle for the cub."
Lu Mingshi was shocked.
He waved his hand and said very domineeringly:
"Don't worry about it. To be reasonable, we can buy seven of them, and we can change the same ones from Monday to Sunday."
Gu Yixin gave him a disapproving look: "I don't, it starts with me to refuse extravagance and waste."
Lu Mingshi sat down, propped his chin and looked at it for a while, feeling extremely conflicted.
Seeing Gu Yixin working so hard, he wanted to tell him not to do it, it would be nice to have this time to rest.
But Gu Yixin was so hot that he took off all his clothes. He was barebacked and knocked on the nails. The muscles on his back moved rhythmically, and he could almost see the white mist rising from his back when the hot sweat evaporated.
Lu Mingshi's face turned red.
He pulled out a financial magazine and tried to cover his face.
Then his phone rang.
Lu Mingshi took out his phone and took a look.
His eyes froze.
"Your dad and I are already at the airport, and we expect to see you and Yiyi in half an hour. Surprised or not? Surprised or not? Happy or not? Mom loves you, bobobobobobo!"
Lu Mingshi's hands trembled.
The mobile phone "kucha" fell to the ground.
Gu Yixin wiped his face with a hand full of sawdust, and looked at him blankly.
"What happened?"
Lu Mingshi's teeth chattered.
He was downcast.
"Something big, big happened."
Did the company officially declare bankruptcy
Thinking of this, Gu Yixin immediately felt a deep sense of social responsibility.
He threw away the hammer in his hand, patted the sawdust, came over and sat beside Lu Mingshi, and put his arms around his shoulders comfortingly.
"No matter what happens, I will help you."
Lu Mingshi looked into his eyes blankly, and asked mechanically as if he had lost his soul:
"Really?"
Gu Yixin nodded affirmatively.
After thinking about it, he added: "It's not illegal."
Lu Mingshi nodded: "It's not illegal, it's not illegal."
As he spoke, he took the initiative to help Gu Yixin knead the muscles of his shoulders and neck in a very doggy manner.
With his attitude, Gu Yixin became a little wary again.
"What exactly do you want me to do?"
Lu Mingshi sincerely said, "You promise me first. I'll talk later."
Gu Yixin was more sincere: "You tell me what it is first, and I will promise you later."
"You promise first."
"You speak first."
"You first… "
While arguing, the door suddenly opened.
With a smile on her face, Mrs. Lu stood at the door, opened her arms, and shouted cheerfully:
"Da~ling~s~"
Lu Mingshi, who was always quick as lightning, turned around immediately, and while Gu Yixin wasn't paying attention, he grabbed a pillow and stuffed it under his clothes.
It suddenly petrified when plugging the landing inscription.
Because of Gu Yixin.
Now.
fundamental.
No clothes.
Lu Mingshi's 29 years of wonderful life all come from his uninterrupted efforts.
In addition to hard work, it is his super fast reaction ability.
With this countless times, he saved himself from danger and finally reached the pinnacle of his life.
However, at this moment, Lu Mingshi's wonderful life capsized for the first time.
Facing the back of the sofa, he knelt dignifiedly and sat on the sofa with a blank expression.
Wow.
When Lu's father and mother came in, they first saw Gu Yixin with a puzzled expression.
Gu Yixin didn't wear any clothes on his upper body, holding a pillow in his arms.
Mother Lu turned pale with shock.
"How can Yiyi not wear clothes, it's so cold outside, baby, you and the little baby are going to freeze to death..."
After speaking, he took off the big cloak he was wearing outside and put it on Gu Yixin, then stared at Gu Yixin's "belly" with satisfaction:
"The baby looks so good! When I gave birth to Ming, I had such a big belly when I was about to give birth. I thought that such a small baby must be a girl, but when Ming Ming came out, he was a big fat boy who weighed eight catties! This guy has been hiding since he was a kid—”
Lu Mingshi closed himself and moved horizontally from the middle of the sofa to the side.
His posture with his back on his back remained motionless, madly trying to hide his belly that would be exposed at a glance now.
"Hey, Mingming? Where are you going, Mingming?"
Mother Lu grabbed her son's shoulders with both hands and forcibly turned him around.
Look at the face first.
Lu's mother said happily: "Mingming, you have gained weight."
Look at the waist again.
Mother Lu turned pale with shock: "Mingming, why do you have such a big belly?!"
Next to him, Gu Yixin silently took out the pillow under the cloak and handed it to Lu Mingshi.
Lu Mingshi mechanically covered himself with a pillow, and smiled tiredly at his shocked mother.
Lu's mother glanced at Gu Yixin's flat belly, and then at her son's belly with his clothes stretched out.
She fell into a state of nothingness.
Seeing Lu's mother crumbling, Lu's father who happened to come in one step later passed by, and caught his wife quickly.
"Honey, what's wrong with you?"
Lu's mother stretched out a finger tremblingly, pointing to her son's and Yiyi's completely different stomachs.
With stars in her eyes, she trembled and said, "Oh man, look at how many stars there are in the sky today..."
Upstairs in the bedroom, Mother Lu, who was too close and shocked, was lying on the bed, shaking her hands to take the water that Father Lu handed over.
Father Lu didn't feel much better, and sat down on the edge of the bed in dejection.
The two funny parents educated their children in a funny way since they were young, and only then did Lu Mingshi become the most conscientious heir to a wealthy family in the country today.
I don't want to accidentally train Lu Mingshi to be too conscientious, so that he has to do things like procreation by himself and himself.
Two parents, you look at me, and I look at you.
The funny ratio index fell to the bottom.
Mother Lu took two sips of water and slowly recovered.
"What should I do, husband?"
Father Lu sighed.
Father Lu took out a notebook.
That is their household registration book.
"What else can I do? Hurry up and get married. My stomach is already big. If I don't need a certificate, how can I get a registered permanent residence after birth?"
Mother Lu looked at Father Lu as if she saw Aristotle.
Lu's mother: "My dear, you have considered the problem too thoroughly, why didn't I think of it?"
Downstairs living room.
After getting dressed, Gu Yixin looked seriously at the distraught Lu Ming and asked, "You don't want your parents to know that you are pregnant, is it because you are afraid of losing face?"
If Lu Mingshi said yes, Gu Yixin could fully understand.
He has experienced the magical thing of crossing a book, but most people in this world have not experienced it, and their acceptance of anecdotes is different.
Gu Yixin didn't know how the original owner felt when he became the only pregnant man in the world.
Perhaps as an insignificant cannon fodder character, the author doesn't think about it that much at all, and just uses him as a tool man.
This kind of thing that goes against the laws of physiology, no one wants to be known by others.
However, Gu Yixin did not agree that Lu Mingshi even kept his parents a secret. After all, you can hide it for a while, but you can't hide it forever.
Lu Mingshi was still immersed in the loss of his heart. Hearing this question, he subconsciously replied:
"Partly because they are afraid of losing face, and partly because they don't know how they will react and are afraid to face it."
He looked at Gu Yixin's face, and then at the stairs, as if he was afraid that his parents would rush down from upstairs and beat him up in the next second.
If mom and dad slow down and fight with my husband because of me, who will I help
Lu Mingshi suddenly made himself think about a century-old problem.
Lu Ming, who was caught in his own imagination, trembled slightly.
Lu Mingshi was still struggling, they heard Lu's father and mother coming downstairs.
Mother Lu stood in front of the two with a nervous expression.
Lu's father stood behind Lu's mother, his expression even more tense.
The most nervous thing was Lu Mingshi. Looking at his parents, he always felt that they would rush up and have sex with Gu Yixin at any moment.
That's the end of it.
Baoqi Gu Yixin knew something like a golden bell cover and iron cloth shirt, and accidentally shook his elderly parents out through the reaction of force.
Lu Mingshi deeply felt that he must not let this kind of thing happen!
Facts have proved that all the things that are worried about have a high probability of happening.
Lu Mingshi saw his father reach into his arms and took out a knife!
Lu Ming stood up abruptly, and stood in front of Gu Yixin with his arms outstretched, awe-inspiring.
"Mom and Dad, I feel that I want to sleep, and I want to give birth to the cub, which has nothing to do with him."
Lu Mingshi's father silently pushed back the small handle of the Swiss Army knife that he took out by mistake.
Then he took out the account book from his pocket.
Father Lu handed over the household registration book with trembling hands. When he wanted to give it to Lu Ming, his son was still doing lateral raises with his arms open.
Lu's mother pushed Lu Mingshi who was standing stupidly on the sofa, took the household registration book and put it on the laps of the two of them side by side.
"Please get married immediately!"
Lu Mingshi:? ?
Gu Yixin:? ?
Yes. That's it.
Due to force majeure from the outside, Lu Ming, who was trying to go through the process, was forced to skip directly to the end.
After they all walked to the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau, Lu Mingshi couldn't help asking again:
"You really want to marry me?"
Gu Yixin gave him a strange look.
"How do you get a hukou if you don't get married? What if you don't get a hukou and register for elementary school? Now kindergartens have to interview, and there is a blank period on the resume that is hard to explain. If someone says our baby is a black family, are you happy?"
This really makes sense.
Lu Mingshi nodded involuntarily, and asked again:
"But, I'm about to go bankrupt, right?"
Gu Yixin answered fluently.
"I am a proletarian, so my output value is zero. The way to calculate the joint property of husband and wife is your property plus my property divided by two. The result of zero plus any number divided by two is greater than zero, so there cannot be me and If your assets will decrease after you get married, instead, you need to consider whether you need to do a property notarization.”
Lu Mingshi immediately found a loophole and refuted it. At this moment, Lu Mingshi was very proud, his thinking had completely caught up with Gu Yixin.
"No, zero plus any positive number divided by two is greater than zero. If I go bankrupt and my production value is negative, then your production value will be averaged from zero to negative. In this way, your production value will be negative even if you start The value is zero, but it still decreases!"
Lu Ming said triumphantly.
He is very happy.
This time, he finally found his place in front of Gu Yixin, without losing face as a graduate of the world's number one super prestigious university.
Gu Yixin was taken aback.
Gu Yixin was a little embarrassed.
But he wasn't in trouble for a long time, Gu Yi quickly completed the complete reasoning:
"President Lu's output value will not be negative, because even if President Lu goes bankrupt, he still has intangible assets with an amount close to infinity."
Lu Mingshi: "My intangible assets?"
"President Lu will be my child's mother in the future. The child will never have another mother. This kind of emotion, this kind of family maintenance, and this kind of clear and stable future are irreplaceable intangible assets."
When Gu Yixin looked at Lu Ming, he thought to himself that you must not be able to refute this time.
Lu Mingshi was not only unable to refute, Lu Mingshi was almost weak by Su.
If it wasn't at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau where there were so many people, he would have performed a lie on the spot for Gu Yixin immediately.