With loving smiles on their faces, the staff of the Civil Affairs Bureau received the two mysterious men.
"New year, new weather! Congratulations to both of you, you just happened to be the 9999th couple registered in our city this year! On behalf of our company, I would like to wish you two a happy marriage for a hundred years and an early baby!"
The registration boy said with a smile on his face.
As soon as he said this, another brother next to him immediately pushed him.
They are two men, what I said was wrong!
The registration boy quickly changed his words.
"Happy newlyweds to both of you, long and long!"
Lu Mingshi had no expression on his face.
But it felt like he was happy.
Gu Yixin asked earnestly: "Then, may I ask your organization, who just became the 9999th couple, do you have any prizes or benefits?"
Gu Yixin felt that if it was written in the general book that it happened to be the turn of a certain mysterious number, there must be some kind of lucky draw.
Even if this agency manages to give away a pack of tissues, that's still a profit.
In the original book, it was around this time that Lu Mingshi reluctantly broke up with the original owner under the pressure of his parents.
The time may go back and forth for a day or two. In short, in the book, there is no setting for the 9999th marriage.
Gu Yixin's question successfully made all the staff present collectively stuck.
The two brothers looked at each other.
How did this gentleman know there would be a prize before they mentioned it
The other brother yelled at the registered brother again, and the registered brother hurriedly recovered from his daze, and said cheerfully: "There are some, just wait a moment."
The prize was a bit big, so the two brothers went into the storage room together and lifted it out together.
While lifting and communicating.
"They shouldn't like it."
"Why didn't the company take into account the fact that the winner is a same-sex marriage when purchasing?"
Gu Yixin and Lu Mingshi sat outside and waited patiently.
When the two brothers returned to the door, Gu Yixin immediately jumped up happily.
When Gu Yixin heard that the gift was huge, he was already mentally prepared for six boxes of paper towels.
But what lies ahead is a huge surprise.
That is a beautiful cradle.
Baifeng wood, high-quality material selection and workmanship, exquisite patterns.
It was the one he couldn't forget, thinking about it like crazy, and finally rolled up his sleeves and went to battle to buy the wood with his own hands and nail it himself!
Exactly the same!
It is really a good Civil Affairs Bureau that considers the needs of citizens, provides high-quality and convenient services, and maintains the highest marriage rate in the province all year round.
When Lu Ming saw Gu Yixin's eyes sparkling, he was obviously very excited and felt very happy.
The two little brothers had just put down the rather heavy cradle, rubbing their broken waists and gasping for breath.
They were about to apologize to Gu Yixin and Lu Mingshi to explain the mistakes of the purchasing department, but they saw the two people's eyes were bright, as if they saw some rare treasures.
The little brother also mechanically said the words he had just prepared:
"If you two don't like it, Sili can consider switching to a three-day trip for two to an 18A-level scenic spot in a neighboring province..."
Lu Mingshi immediately said, "No need."
He leaned over and touched the fine-textured wood surface, and said with a smile: "This is very good, we like it very much."
Gu Yixin narrowed his eyes even more happily.
The two little brothers were a little stunned, and looked at each other, making eye contact.
"It is estimated that there is a plan to adopt a child."
"Their age does not comply with the adoption policy. Maybe they are foreign surrogates?"
Because the actions of the two staff members made them very happy, Lu Mingshi felt that he should express something.
This kind of expression is probably to give a little tip to show your heart.
Lu Mingshi gracefully took out his black leather wallet from the interlayer. The one with a fairly high appearance rate in the text.
He opened his wallet and glanced in.
Yes, I still only have twenty dollars in my wallet today.
Lu Mingshi silently put away his wallet.
Forget it anyway.
The last step in the registration process is to take a photo of your ID.
Gu Yixin and Lu Ming sat on the stools where the ID photo was taken in a regular manner, listening to the photographer's request to move left and right, they were very well-behaved and obedient.
One handsome, one beautiful.
The photographer fiddled with these two nearly perfect faces, and his heart was drooling all over the place.
It's just that this handsome guy's figure seems to be quite out of shape, which is a pity.
The photographer glanced at Lu Mingshi's waist and abdomen, which was obviously thicker.
But look, there are some people here, no matter how fat they are, they don't show up on camera.
Who said that people's meat will grow, and if they are fat, they will not have a fat face
"Crack."
The photos are stored and the information registration is completed.
The staff puts them in front of the automatic printer.
"Gentlemen, please wait here a moment."
Credentials are being generated for you...
5, 4, 3, 2.
Lu Mingshi held his breath and looked at the countdown on the display screen of the automatic operation table. He rubbed his index finger against his thumb, feeling a little unreal.
1.
Accompanied by the crisp "Completed" electronic sound of the machine, two small red books with smooth covers slide out from the exit.
Lu Mingshi stretched out his hands to hold it.
Two small notebooks lay quietly in his palm.
The big red cover is gilded, like two small hearts.
Gu Yixin leaned over to take a look.
Lu Mingshi handed him a marriage certificate, opened the cover himself, and saw the certificate photo taken just now.
Under the red background, the two were wearing white formal suits, and they were very close, with peaceful and warm eyes.
Lu Mingshi was so moved that he couldn't help it.
He sniffed, his turbulent emotions had nowhere to vent, he simply turned around and hugged Gu Yixin's shoulder.
Gu Yixin was about to turn it over to take a look, but was caught off guard by such an embrace, and if he didn't pay attention, the half-turned marriage certificate in his hand fell to the ground.
"Patter."
There are many people in the hall of the Civil Affairs Bureau.
Quite a lot.
So the marriage certificate that fell on the ground was stepped on by a passerby before it could be picked up.
"Stab!"
Tear in half.
An Luoyu received a script.
He was ecstatic because he hadn't started work for three months.
The rice at home is finished, and it seems that the pot will not be opened.
If he has no more income, he will consider quitting the entertainment circle and set up a stall next to the orphanage to sell sesame seed cakes.
Although selling biscuits is not bad, after all, An Luoyu likes biscuits the most.
If you go to sell sesame seed cakes, you can have something to eat every day.
But after all, his hobby is eating biscuits, not selling biscuits.
What's more, acting is his lifelong dream.
He, An Luoyu, is a beautiful man who is willing to sacrifice everything for his dream!
This is the reason why the boss asked him to accompany him to drink a few times before, but he hesitated and went anyway.
Now, finally a director is willing to use him.
Although this role is only the male number five, his vicissitudes of eyes have already seen through the thick script and saw his future as an absolute male pig's foot.
This character is a notorious scumbag.
There are two main roles in his scenes, one is getting divorced in the Civil Affairs Bureau, and the other is when he is beaten to death by his original spouse's family members on the street.
In order to play this scumbag well, An Luoyu resolutely put down the script and came to the Civil Affairs Bureau to find his feelings.
An Luoyu, who was immersed in the plot, quickly entered the scene. He took the long-haired girl in front of him as his imaginary original partner, and silently passed the lines in his heart.
At the same time, the marriage certificate in Gu Yixin's hand fell to the ground.
An Luoyu, who entered the play, stepped on it.
An Luoyu, who didn't realize what he had done at all, chased after his imaginary original partner full of emotion, riding away from the dust.
Only Lu Mingshi was left with a back view of his ascension to heaven.
Lu Mingshi knelt down to pick up the marriage certificate, and remained silent for a while.
He stared at An Luoyu who was going away, his eyes locked.
He remembered this back. If he sees this person again in the future, he will definitely not let him go.
Lu Mingshi looked at the marriage certificate torn in half in his hand, and looked at Gu Yixin in blank dismay.
After a while, Gu Yixin got two marriage certificates.
Tear the whole one in half too.
Lu Mingshi: ...
Lu Mingshi:! ! !
Gu Yixin walked away holding the marriage certificate.
When Lu Ming was left alone, he sat on the bench by the window in the hall.
Look bleak.
Passers-by came and went, and some people cast strange eyes from time to time.
People who often read the financial pages recognized him and pointed at him.
The newlyweds who didn't know him passed by happily, with sympathy in their eyes.
"It's probably a divorce."
"Is there any reason for being abandoned for being so handsome?"
"You can't just look at your face, look at your stomach. It must be because you got fat after getting married and got ugly and rejected."
"Ah, then will you do the same in the future?!"
…
An ordinary old man who had just been divorced shuffled over with a dejected face, and slowly sat down next to Lu Mingshi.
The two people's auras are inexplicably similar, and they both reveal a sense of despondency.
Lu Mingshi glanced at him.
The other party also looked over.
The same people who have fallen in the end of the world, Lu Mingshi thought.
Before he said a word, the ordinary old man had already opened his mouth first.
"My wife and I have been married for twelve years, and we have four children, ranging in age from three to thirteen, two boys and two girls."
Lu Mingshi had no expression on his face, and said dryly:
"I was married to him for five minutes, and we have one child, five months old. I don't know the gender, and I don't want to know."
When the ordinary old man heard this, he immediately knew that this was his own.
Thinking that such an excellent young man in front of him had the same experience as himself, he felt much better.
"On my 12th wedding anniversary, I learned that my wife had eight ex-boyfriends and four current boyfriends. I took my child to the hospital for a paternity test, and the results were just sent to my phone."
Hearing this, Lu Mingshi slowly opened his eyes wide, and turned to look at the man in the green hat in front of him.
He had a premonition in his heart.
The man in the green hat glanced at him, lowered his head and cried sadly:
"None of the four children belong to me, none of them belong to me~~ There is another one whose sequencing is close to 80%, which means that they are related to me by blood, but not their own!... woo woo woo~ who can have me Miserable!"
Lu Mingshi: ...
It does seem a bit miserable.
It was so shocking.
Lu Ming thought about it.
He subconsciously covered his lower abdomen, feeling extremely grateful for that moment in his heart—
That's great, at least he can be 100% sure that the child is his own!
From this point of view, being able to conceive can indeed be said to be an advantage.
Lu Mingshi fell into deep thought.
This made him temporarily forget the pain of being left behind by Gu Yixin.
I have to say that two happy people may become happier when they stay together.
And when two miserable people are together, one will become less miserable.
Another, may be more painful.
Lu Mingshi was thinking about philosophical issues when a figure slowly wandered back.
Lu Mingshi looked at Gu Yixin who had gone and returned.
Hope rose again in my heart.
Gu Yixin stood in the hall and searched for a while. When he didn't see Lu Ming, he stopped a girl and asked politely:
"Hi, may I ask if you have seen..."
Before he finished speaking, the girl raised her head in surprise.
"Wow, are you Gu Yixin? I like you so much, can you sign me?"
Gu Yixin's scalp hardened, and he spoke calmly.
"You mistook the person. I might just look a little more like him. How could I be that hero who saved lives, the labor model Gu Yixin who loves his job and works hard?"
Seeing that the girl was skeptical, Gu Yixin looked serious:
"Look, am I fatter, shorter than him, and not as good-looking as him?"
The girl frowned, emphatically... shook her head heavily, and said firmly: "No, you are thinner, taller and better looking than him on TV..."
Gu Yixin nodded sharply, hinting frantically: "So you see, I'm obviously not him, am I?"
The girl finally believed this time, but she still reluctantly took out her mobile phone:
"Can you take a photo with me? I've never seen someone as good-looking as you! If I got to know you first instead of Gu Yixin, I'd love you instead of him."
Gu Yixin couldn't get enough of her, so he mechanically smiled and took a photo with the girl.
"Crack!"
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The girl asked again: "Can you tell me your name?"
At this time, Gu Yixin had already seen Lu Mingshi who was sitting in the corner and the man beside him who was crying terribly. Gu Yixin who was in a hurry to leave said casually:
"Okay. My name is Gu Wumao."
Gu Yixin strode up to Lu Mingshi's side, glanced at the man in the green hat who looked suspiciously dangerous, and sat in the middle calmly, separating Lu Mingshi from him.
Well, Wuhao youth should protect the old, weak, sick, disabled and pregnant.
Gu Yixin took another look at the marriage certificate stuck in his hand.
... Of course, I have to protect my cub's own mother.
Gu Yixin was thinking, and when he heard Lu Ming, he asked, "Why have you been away for so long?"
The voice was quite aggrieved.
But Gu Yixin can hardly hear it.
Gu Yixin took a vigilant look at the "dangerous" man in the green hat who was staring at them, and then shoved the marriage certificate in Lu Mingshi's hand.
Lu Mingshi opened his eyes wide.
The torn marriage certificate was firmly pasted with scotch tape, and the pasting technique was so delicate that if it wasn't for the slight reflection, the traces of pasting wouldn't even be visible.
But if it is glued together, why do you have to tear off the other one first
Lu Mingshi opened the cover and found the difference.
The shoe prints left by those who trampled on the marriage certificate, although they have been carefully wiped, still have a light gray shadow.
The gray shadow was printed on half of the two marriage certificates in his hand.
All in all, it's a combination of those two.
Lu Mingshi hid the marriage certificate in his clothes like a baby.
Never let them fall to the ground again.
He said in a deep voice, "I thought you were going back to do a new one."
Gu Yixin rubbed his nose and said embarrassedly: "That's what I planned, but the cost of labor is more expensive than I imagined..."
Lu Mingshi was both funny and wanted to laugh.
Gu Yixin said: "I think I'll use it first, and I'll change it after two years when I get tired of looking at it, and take a new photo by the way."
His casual words were full of meaning about "the future", which made Lu Mingshi's heart skip a beat.
Gu Yixin didn't speak when he saw Lu Ming, a little worried that he was dissatisfied.
"Am I sticking well?" Gu Yixin asked.
…
Lu Mingshi's answer was to hug him directly,
kissed.
To be honest, Gu Yixin was a little confused.
This is a public place, since when did Boss Lu become so generous
Lu Ming couldn't help but collapsed his character set, and immediately shrank back when he was done.
Lu Mingshi looked around with a sullen face, but fortunately no one was paying attention, so he pretended nothing happened.
But in fact, some people still saw them as kisses.
The man in the green hat next to him is also human.
The man in the green hat was already tired from crying, and his handkerchief and tissues were all wet.
He was going to cry again when he went home, and he was even more sad when he thought that he was homeless.
When his sadness accumulated to a critical value, he suddenly saw that an excellent man who had the same experience as himself was kissing another man passionately.
The man in the green hat rubbed his eyes in disbelief.
He was right.
He confirmed again and again, and finally understood—
This handsome guy who was green,
Betrayed by his wife,
was overly stimulated,
After completing the divorce procedures at the Civil Affairs Bureau,
Bend on the spot!
Smooth logic and smooth reasoning.
With a lot of thoughts in his mind, the man in the green hat walked out of the Civil Affairs Bureau in a daze.
The sky outside is blue and the wind is light.
But his heart bears too many burdens that are beyond his tolerance.
He walked to a bar, ready to get drunk to heal his injuries.
The careless man in the green hat naturally didn't notice that the name of this store is "Nightclub".
Yes, this is the gay shop where Gu Yixin worked.
When the man in the green hat walked into the nightclub, an attentive man immediately surrounded him and asked meaningfully: "On a lonely night, do you need someone to drink with you, sir?"
The man in the green hat was happy to have found a confidant, and immediately nodded and entered the private room with the man.
Sand sculpture headlines for the first month of the year:
"The man was green for 12 years and confirmed that none of the four sons were his own. He slept with a stranger of the same sex two hours after getting drunk. His wife was interviewed calmly and congratulated her ex-husband for finding another possibility of life."