What is the length of your xx
This is really a deep philosophical question.
When this question came out on the phone, even the driver who had been concentrating on driving couldn't help but look at this strange little brother from the rearview mirror to see how divine he is.
Only then can there be such an upright, generous, passionate lover.
Gu Yixin covered the microphone and was silent for two seconds.
"It was hands-free just now." He said softly.
"..."
Lu Mingshi opened his mouth, and tried to close it again.
The coach clapped his hands and said kindly: "Little Gu, don't worry, we didn't hear anything."
These words reached the distant ears of Lu Mingshi.
Lu Mingshi, who was on the phone on the rooftop of the hospital, fell into a dead silence.
He silently hung up the phone and switched to text messages.
While Gu Yixin was typing and communicating with Lu Mingshi silently.
The other three people in the carriage exchanged a few mysterious glances with each other.
Under what circumstances would Xiao Gu's object raise this question
Detailed dimensions are required.
very urgent.
When is this information needed
If you are buying a TT, just roughly judge the size.
Then there is only one possibility.
Xiao Gu's lover must be ordering xxx according to someone's size!
Several onlookers coughed, touched their noses, and wiped their sweat tacitly.
The look in this player's eyes became more and more strange.
Today's young people really know how to play...
Gu Yixin put away his mobile phone, and arrived at the guest house with the car without changing his expression.
After getting out of the car, we arranged for everyone to stay, and after explaining the arrangements for the past few days, everyone went back to their respective residences.
The eldest nephew was ordered by the principal to take good care of Gu Yixin.
So, he and Gu Yixin shared a room.
this is nothing.
The problem is, as soon as the luggage was put away, the eldest nephew heard Gu Yixin open the door and politely asked the cleaning lady passing by the door:
"Hello, does your store provide tape measures?"
The eldest nephew glanced over.
There are stories.
This guy definitely has a story.
Gu Yixin walked into the bathroom with the tape measure that his aunt found out from the warehouse.
The eldest nephew sat on the head of the bed, full of thoughts.
He is thirty-two years old, unmarried, and a real bachelor.
In the past, thick hair was a plus, but now that it has burned a bald spot, it is hopeless.
The blind date arranged last week took one look at him and left.
So ever since I knew that Gu Yixin had a partner, I was very envious.
Today, I heard the voice of the other lover, and the eldest nephew was brutally abused by the dog.
With such a passionate and unrestrained object, he really wants to have...
The eldest nephew, who was in meditation, didn't realize it.
Gu Yixin is in the bathroom.
Also stayed too long.
What is Gu Yixin doing in the bathroom
He took a tape measure and gesticulated vigorously at his little brother.
The whole person is in a state of infinite bewilderment.
When he picked up the tape measure and approached his xx, there was indeed no blurred number like what Lu Ming saw when he saw it.
But another, more puzzling situation arose.
The tape measure began to tremble.
The tape measure vibrated spontaneously.
The tape measure was shaking and shaking, as if it was engaged in a fierce ideological struggle, and the scale on it was shaking like water, which was hard to see clearly.
Finally, when the tape finally comes to rest, all other numbers and scales disappear.
There is only one deep scale left, pointing to the front without hesitation.
Because the tape measure is so narrow, there is only a small space left to show the last remaining characters.
Gu Yixin stared at the character solemnly, and took a deep breath.
Head full of black question marks.
He removed the tape measure, and the scale returned to its original appearance.
And as long as it gets close, it will appear in that strange appearance.
So, this is the exact length of xx that was set for him?
Gu Yixin lost all the strength to think, he took a picture speechlessly and sent it to Lu Mingshi.
"Ding dong."
Lu Mingshi's cell phone beeped.
Lu Mingshi quickly opened the new message.
"[Photo] I don't know what it is, it looks like this, hope it helps you."
Lu Mingshi first saw a big mosaic.
Realizing what was coded, Lu Ming moved his thigh uncomfortably.
Then he zoomed in on the photo to see the marks displayed on the tape measure.
"..."
Lu Ming stared at the character and took a deep breath.
It seems to emit a deep light on the screen of the mobile phone.
A profound math symbol that shouldn't be on a measuring tape.
"+∞"
?
What the fuck
Lu Mingshi returned to the ward in a daze.
An Qiao was still holding the whiteboard, smiling and waiting in front of the bed.
Lu Mingshi sat down without any strength and looked at the formula written by An Qiao on the whiteboard.
"Ancho."
Lu Mingshi asked feebly, "What will happen if the divisor is positive infinity?"
An Qiao looked like you were kidding me.
"No matter what the dividend is, it is infinitely small in front of positive infinity, so..."
After An Qiao finished explaining habitually, he thought for a while about the meaning behind the boss's question, and immediately felt bad.
"...so you mean, Gu Shao's xx length... is positive infinity??"
This time the problem is a bit serious.
An Qiao had never encountered such a situation before, and it was a little awkward for a while.
The very square An Qiao and the very square Mr. Lu sat face to face, and the atmosphere in the ward was quite solemn.
"The current plan." An Qiao said, "You and Young Master Gu will not meet again until the child is born."
Lu Mingshi nodded.
"anything else?"
An Qiao said: "Your cub has a strong absorption ability, so it was able to survive during this period of time. Now it seems that due to the catalysis of energy, the cub is likely to be born early, and it will be very healthy when it is born. .”
Lu Mingshi felt a little relieved, and murmured: "That's good..."
Lu Mingshi: "Seeing how scary your expression was just now, I thought something would happen."
An Qiao said with a grimace: "If you continue to contact like this, something will really happen."
Lu Ming said angrily: "I will obey—"
An Qiao was kind, and said doglegly: "It's all my fault, it's all my fault, I didn't make it clear. You must not be angry now, keep a happy mood, so that the baby's skin will be good after birth."
These words are simply too effective.
Lu Mingshi immediately said calmly, "Doctor An doesn't need to blame himself, we are also at fault."
An Qiao smiled like a flower: "Young people should know how to control themselves."
Lu Ming kept smiling.
I thought I would settle the score with you after I gave birth.
The original due date was at the beginning of May, but after this overnutrition incident, the time was brought forward by a whole month.
"March 30 or April 1?"
When Lu Ming looked at the estimated results, Gu Yixin might still be in the provincial capital at that time.
Lu Mingshi didn't want to disturb him in the game, but it was impossible not to mention such a big thing as the birth of a child.
Or wait until the day he finishes the game... Is it the 27th or the 28th
At that time, the private plane will be pulled back directly.
Boss Lu waved his hand domineeringly, it's too late, it doesn't exist!
An Qiao looked at Lu Ming in a daze, thinking that he was worried about the pain of having a child.
An Qiao comforted: "Don't worry, we can definitely make it painless."
Lu Mingshi: "Hmm." Still in awe.
An Qiao added: "It doesn't hurt if it hurts. We use the best technology to suture you, and cooperate with the newly developed scar removal dressing to ensure that you won't even leave scars!"
Lu Mingshi finally turned his attention back, and said calmly, "These are not important."
"Good boy, that's all."
When he said this, his lips curved into a most sincere arc.
The employees of the Lu family said that the company's benefits are too good recently, and the boss is beaming every day, as if he is about to hug a grandson.
But the boss doesn't even have a grandson, he doesn't even have a son or a daughter.
Not even a wife, maybe it's not humane at all.
As soon as these words came out, everyone sighed and sympathized again.
It is quite a pity to have so much money but not be able to enjoy the love in the world and not be able to have offspring.
However, no one knows that their boss climbed twenty flights of stairs every day and insisted on exercising, in fact, for the purpose of—
Midwifery.
provincial capital.
Gu Yixin applied for a total of four events, 100 meters, 200 meters, 400 meters and 4x100 meters.
There are a lot of athletes participating in the track and field preliminaries of the Provincial Games. Most of these people went to higher education after taking the path of sports talents since childhood, and started exercising systematically from elementary school or even younger.
Compared with these people, Gu Yixin, who became a monk on the way, really doesn't understand anything.
Fortunately, the advantage of track and field events is that the rules are very simple.
It's ok as long as you don't run away.
Before the 100-meter preliminaries, the coach repeatedly told Gu Yixin to run slower!
"If you can't manage the time well, listen to me, count 123 in your heart when the starting gun is fired, and start running after counting!"
Gu Yixin solemnly nodded and said yes.
So after the firing of the starting gun, everyone rushed forward eagerly in the posture of a tiger descending the mountain.
However, the eyes of the audience were deeply attracted by the warrior standing behind the starting line.
There are many runners who start slowly.
But so much slower...
This is not a slow start, but the reflex arc is too long!
However, a second later.
Gu Yixin suddenly ran away like a girl, and caught up with the big army in three steps and two steps!
The audience rubbed their eyes in disbelief.
Gu Yixin's preliminaries score was 10.5.
This is a result that is not obvious, but has steadily entered the finals.
A gratified smile appeared on the coach's face.
In the 200m and 400m, Gu Yixin also successfully entered the finals in this way.
4x100 was eliminated because his teammates were too weak.
Five days later, the track and field 400-meter final was held first.
400 meters is relatively easy to handle.
The distance is long and the speed is easy to control.
The final audience is always bigger.
So this time, as soon as Gu Yixin stood in front of the starting line, he was spotted by the sharp-eyed audience!
"Look! The male model on the construction site!"
"?? Are you sure? This looks like my fifty-cent brother!"
"It's my construction site male model!"
"It's my male god Wumao!"
Two viewers even fought over it.
In the end it was the fans of the male model who won the contest.
"There are names on the back of the sportswear, are you stupid?"
With all eyes on the final, Gu Yixin dawdled on the starting line and was quickly recorded by the camera.
Gu Yixin counted down to five, and then quickly chased him out.
more than one...
The coach clapped his hands: "Good job!"
more than two…
Coach: "Come on!"
more than three...
Coach: "This speed is very good, I will definitely pass!"
more than four...
Coach: "Yes..."
more than five...
Coach: "I can't speed up anymore dear..."
Gu Yixin couldn't stop at this moment.
Huge inertia held his body hostage, and he overtook the remaining two contestants in one go, rushing to the first place.
Audience: "Wow!!! It's so hot!!! I like this feeling of counterattack the most!!! The male model on the construction site, come on!!!"
Opponent: "Crazy... Did he do it on purpose?? It's fun to abuse us??"
x Ning, x step, xx bird and other sports brand manufacturers:
"Smell a business opportunity!!! Take it quickly and don't be snatched away by competitors!!!"
They glanced at each other warily.
The coach is outputting crazy decibels on the side of the track.
"Stop it!!! You are going to break the record!!! If you break the record, you will be arrested for closed training!!!"
The coach used his ancestral martial arts secret: sound transmission into secret.
Therefore, only Gu Yixin heard his words.
Gu Yixin shuddered.
Gu Yixin said in his heart: "Ah! I want to stop too!! But I'm sorry!! I can't stop at all!!!"
Gu Yixin: "QAQ!"