These three very distinctive killers have different destinies.
Killer C was overwhelmed by Gu Yixin's miraculous skills, and like Killer B, he worshiped under his sect as his younger brother.
After Killer D's scope was broken, he continued his mission the next day with four or five scopes.
However, this time not only the scope was broken, but even the barrel of his gun became solid.
From then on, Killer D changed from a materialist to a theist, traveled all over the mountains, rivers, lakes and seas to look for masters, and was finally enlightened by eminent monks in Shaolin Temple in Songshan Mountain, and escaped into Buddhism.
Killer E is the worst one, he was not even recognized as a killer from the beginning to the end.
The gambling king is a persistent person. He said that if he wants to see Gu Yixin disappear, he cannot tolerate his frequent appearance in various social news, sports news, and current affairs reports.
But the day failed to fulfill the betting king's wish.
When the time passed quietly to June, the gambling king changed from "occasionally saw Gu Yixin in the newspaper clippings hidden by his daughter and angrily dispatched the next killer" to "why do I see this everywhere I go?" That face makes me want to cry so much."
Why is this
Because it's June.
That magical TV series directed by Director Wang, starring Gu Yixin, and adapted from President Wen's IP of the Four Great Beasts.
it.
It finally aired.
Lu Mingshi is a person who never watches TV dramas. After all, he is a president. A CEO should watch the morning financial news. What kind of TV series do you want to watch
But Gu Yixin's acting is different. Lu Mingshi once took a look at Director Wang's camera on the set. Although the plot is really ridiculous, it can't help that his husband is good-looking.
So Lu Mingshi set the alarm clock early and squatted in front of the TV, waiting to watch the drama.
And Gu Yixin said goodbye to the twelfth killer early today.
This time, when the other party knelt at his feet and asked him if he would accept his little brother, he refused very simply.
Recently, Gu Yixin finally felt that something was wrong.
He helped the construction site to recruit several excellent employees, which improved the efficiency of moving bricks on the construction site.
But this has gradually led to a sharp drop in the average workload of each person, and Gu Yixin can move fewer and fewer bricks.
Assuming that he helps the construction site to recruit workers, the increased utility when recruiting killer A is 10, and the increased utility when recruiting killer B is 8... If so, as the number of recruited employees increases, the marginal utility of recruiting a new employee will gradually decrease. When it comes to Killer I, the marginal utility is already zero.
If he agreed to Killer L's request again, wouldn't that have negative utility
This does not conform to common sense of economics.
Of course, the above belongs to the category of Western economics. Gu Yixin studied political economics during his brief training in the cadre school, so he did not really use the term marginal utility.
In short, Gu Yixin had no choice but to politely reject the killer L who was about to cry in front of him.
Killer L let out a long sigh: "But you are the lighthouse on my way forward, without your guidance, the rest of my life will be meaningless."
Seeing that he was sincere, Gu Yixin wrote him a letter of recommendation.
"This is the only thing I can do for you." Gu Yixin said.
Killer L was so moved, looked at him with teary eyes, and thought he was such a good person.
After Gu Yixin handed the letter of recommendation to Killer L, he had another idea.
"We really have no shortage of people here, so I don't want your boss to send people over."
Gu Yixin sighed.
"But everyone said that they only contacted the middleman and didn't know who the specific client was, so they couldn't say anything."
"Can you help me find your middleman so that he can persuade the client to stop trying to murder me? After all, insisting on doing so will do him no good other than burning money."
Killer L nodded solemnly.
Killer L found their order receiver and told the order receiver what the target had brought. The order receiver heaved a long sigh, and his figure became sluggish, as if he had aged ten years all of a sudden.
"Before you came, I had a good talk with the client."
The order taker paused.
"It's really not easy to convince this client."
An hour ago, the gambling king found the order taker again and told him that he had been upgraded to a big customer, and he could get a 20% discount from then on.
The person who took the order looked at him cautiously. After all, for an annual subscription user, the 20% discount is not very attractive.
So why are customers so excited
"I need to upgrade the service." The gambling king said in a breath, "I've had enough of eighteen wives waiting for the premiere of his ghost TV series, and my twenty-two daughters are crowded at the dining table to exchange him. Xiaoka. I can't live like this, I want a divorce!"
"..." The person receiving the order breathed a sigh of relief, "If you need a divorce, I recommend you to go to the law firm next door."
The gambling king took a deep breath and tried to relax his nerves: "The operation is too complicated, let's talk about it. By the way, you quickly find some SSS-level killers for me, and launch a siege operation against the target, which is the six sects in the book. , like Juxianzhuang Heroes and Qiao Feng."
The person receiving the order thinks that you are quite educated as a gambling king.
The Gambling King thought about it for a while. It seemed that the people from the Six Great Sects and Juxian Village were all sent to the protagonist's door as cannon fodder. This analogy is inappropriate.
"In short," the gambling king raised his head, "I have money. What I have is money."
It is actually very difficult for the person who takes the order.
He really wanted to persuade the gambling king to give up this idea. Since he took the order of the gambling king, he has lost eleven capable officers.
In their line of work, recruiting newcomers has to be trained, and after the training, they have to have a trial, and the license can only be issued after passing the trial. It is not bad to train three qualified people a year.
In the end, Gu Yixin persuaded him to quit eleven of them in less than a month! ! !
The heart of the order-taker is bleeding. There are only fifteen killers left under his command. The one sent today does not know whether he will return or not.
But the gambling king is too rich.
The person who took the order still agreed to the gambling king's request.
Killer L was a little anxious when he heard this.
Of course, he wasn't worried that the boss would be injured. The main reason was that he had worked in the Assassin League for so long, and he had some feelings for the other brothers.
The person who took the order seemed to have a plan in mind.
"Wait a few days, just wait a few more days. Don't worry, I will arrange everything myself."
Gu Yixin sent the killer L away, went home, and watched TV with Lu Mingshi.
Zai Zai couldn't watch TV, so Mama Chen carried him into the house to sleep, leaving Lu Mingshi and Gu Yixin in the living room.
After watching it for five minutes, Gu Yixin hid on the small rooftop under the pretext of going to the bathroom to get some wind.
Gu Yixin looked at the bleak evening wind blowing the treetops, full of sadness.
What a shame, Gu Yixin thought.
When filming, he has always completely complied with Director Wang's request, trying his best to express a feeling of Tianliang Wangpo.
He was very devoted and forgetful when he acted, but he didn't expect the effect to be so unbearable.
Gu Yixin fell into a deep autism when he listened to those lines that betrayed the soul from his own mouth.
He really didn't have the courage to watch it, so he could only move a ladder to climb to the top of the building, staring at the moon in a daze.
Downstairs, Lu Mingshi silently wiped away the nosebleed, and then stuffed both nostrils with tissues.
An hour later, Lu Mingshi had used up two packs of paper and climbed up to the rooftop with his weak legs.
But Gu Yixin was not on the rooftop.
Lu Mingshi turned around twice and saw a ladder, so he climbed up with soft legs and held his breath, poking his head out a little.
Sure enough, he saw Gu Yixin's dazed back.
Lu Mingshi raised his neck and found that the moon is indeed very round today, and it is really interesting to watch the moon from the roof.
So he climbed down again, sneaked into the kitchen, grabbed a bottle of 1982 Lafite, a handful of melon seeds, a plate of cucumbers, a box of chocolates, and two red crispy crispy roasted pork belly. goose leg.
Gu Yixin looked up at the sky with his neck up, and said quietly, "It's time for some wine."
Confident.
Gu Yixin heard movement behind him, but turned around but saw no one, only a wine bottle protruding from the eaves next to the ladder out of thin air.
Gu Yi was overjoyed, and thought to himself that I like this new buff, so he reached out and grabbed Lafite coolly.
After opening the cork and taking a sip, Gu Yixin couldn't help saying loudly: "Dry drinking doesn't taste like much, why don't you have a plate of peanuts."
click.
Gu Yixin turned his head again, and sure enough, he saw an extra small plate, but it was not peanuts, but a plate of pickled cucumbers.
"Cucumbers are good too." Gu Yixin muttered, reached out to pick up the plate, and picked up a piece of pickled cucumber.
Why does it look like Chen Ma's craftsmanship, Gu Yixin thought to himself.
He ate two pieces of cucumber and drank two sips of wine. He was a little hungry.
"Let's have a delicious roast chicken." Gu Yixin put his palms together, made a sincere wish, and then turned his head impatiently.
No roast chicken, but two awesome roast goose legs!
Lu Mingshi could only carry one item to climb the ladder at a time. He carried the food like a hardworking bee. Finally, he wiped off his sweat and put the chocolate on the eaves, just as he was about to step up with one foot.
Boom.
Why is there still sound
Gu Yixin, who was eating the roast goose leg, wondered, I didn't make any other wishes.
So Gu Yixin turned his head and saw Lu Mingshi who was struggling to climb up.
"Boss Lu." Gu Yixin said in surprise.
He stepped forward and dragged Lu Mingshi up, patting the ashes off the president's body.
"Why did you come up?"
Lu Mingshi pointed at Gu Yixin's half-eaten roast goose leg. "I'll bring you something to eat."
Gu Yixin finally understood that it wasn't some new buff that he had been doing for a long time, it was Lu Mingshi who was Mr. Snail.
Gu Yixin smiled and hugged Lu Mingshi's neck, and sat down with him to watch the moon.
"Mr. Lu, are you Doraemon?"
There is a magic pocket for everything you ask for.
Lu Mingshi thought about it seriously.
Doraemon = Jingle cat.
Nickname is Tinkerbell.
tinkerbell...
Little stare at the crotch?
! ! !
His thinking is not pure at all, and Lu Ming, who is still very rich in associations, naturally thinks crookedly.
Lu Mingshi's face didn't blush and his heart didn't beat, he generously admitted: "It's something."
The two held a roast goose leg each, and looked at the moon with their chins resting.
Gu Yixin sighed slightly.
"My acting was so bad that I didn't even dare to watch it, so I hid here."
Lu Ming was in a hurry.
"how come."
He looked at Gu Yixin in disbelief: "Why do you think you can't act well? Do you know how handsome you are?"
Gu Yixin looked at him.
Gu Yixin didn't speak.
Lu Mingshi put the gnawed goose legs back on the plate heavily, wiped the oil with a handkerchief, took out his phone and opened xxapp.
"I didn't spend money to buy hot searches for you. Now the company's finances are relatively difficult, and the popularity is all your own credit."
Gu Yixin took a look, but he really didn't expect it.
"Gu Wumao" is one of the hottest searches.
Followed by a 9-figure heat, a golden "explosion"!
Lu Mingshi swiped with his phone and read a few notes to him by the way.
"I declare that from today onwards, Gu Wumao will be the image spokesperson of the domineering president!"
"Integral acting skills, noble temperament, he is a born boss, he must have an unfathomable background, how can someone who has not experienced the life of a wealthy family be able to play the boss so well. Thinking of those who said that he It’s the migrant worker who moved the bricks, I can only reply with a hehe. The whole body’s demeanor can’t be concealed, the young master is the young master, and it’s impossible for migrant workers to have this kind of temperament!”
"Ah, Wumao, why did I just meet you today.
You are like a gust of spring breeze blowing into my heart, and ripples appear in the lake in my heart. "
Lu Mingshi used the deep magnetic subwoofer to read the netizens' speeches, cadenced and full of emotion.
He was so devoted that Gu Yixin could only stuff his mouth with a Roasted Goose Leg Meme Da.