The time when Chi Zhao came over happened to be the day when Noah planned to attack the protagonist. Today, the president of the Senate invited all the members with friendship, as well as a few committee chairmen to attend his private party. At the invitation of the speaker, almost no one would agree. Rejection, so even the protagonist who doesn't like to attend the occasion comes.
Noah paid a lot of money to get a chance to pretend to be a waiter, and now everyone else is serving those big people outside, only himself is sneaking in the kitchen.
This is a villa with a total of five floors, and the kitchen is on the lowest floor, so Chi took care of it very well and jumped out of the window to escape. The protagonist's younger brother, who is probably also very perverted.
[Oh, I won't let you live! Did you listen to me?]
Seeing that Chi Zhao's movements were slow for a second, the system quickly struck while the iron was hot.
[The fertility rate in this world is quite low, because the fertility rate is low, so people have thought of a lot of methods in order to increase the fertility rate. Natural conception is no longer the mainstream method. Another method is to obtain two different people. The DNA of a newborn is synthesized by technology, and all the processes are completed in the incubator, without you doing anything.]
Chi Zhao retracted one of his legs and straddled the window instead. He raised his chin, "It's interesting, let's continue."
[Of course, for humanitarian reasons, not all DNA will be synthesized for you when you send it to someone else. In order to prevent unauthorized synthesis of newborns against the wishes of others, it is stipulated here that the DNA samples must be two, and there must be two Signature authorization of a DNA owner. You definitely won't be able to get the authorization of the perverted brother. In this way, I will show you a clear path. You can take the original owner's money and find a black workshop!]
Chi Zhao: "... Is this an idea that people can come up with?"
Just after asking, Chi Zhao answered his own question, "Oh, by the way, you are not human at all."
system:"… "
"Even if you're not human, you can't come up with such a crazy idea! Is this still called Minglu? Forget it, I won't ask anything else, I just don't understand, why I have to nurture with such disgusting people A descendant, even if the child was not born by me, but was synthesized, it is enough to respond!"
The system was stopped for a while, it struggled for a long time, and answered in a super low voice.
[Because...because this is the rule of the plot...]
This reason was simply not enough to convince Chi Zhao. He raised his eyebrows and asked for a theory. At this time, the system added a very aggrieved sentence.
[Although that brother is a little disgusting, the child is not wrong. He is a little life that should be born. If you don't want to, he won't even have the chance to come to this world.]
Chi Zhao frowned slightly.
In the original plot, the child was always ignorant. He didn't know what kind of people his two fathers were. He had only been with the protagonist for more than a year. After the family broke down, he was sent by the protagonist. A distant planet, when he was not yet seven years old.
He probably knew that he would have no home in the future, and the child did not cry for too long, but quickly adapted to the life on a remote planet. Gradually, he forgot the past and stayed there when he grew up. On that planet, working as a ship mechanic, with a happy family that could fill his childhood flaws.
If Chi Zhao leaves like this, the child will not be born again, and the fate of many people will change accordingly. Chi Zhao suddenly remembered, and the document also said that when the child grew up, when he was working at the dock, he saw A girl fell into the water, and he rushed to save her. The girl almost died because he survived. Later, the girl's sister became his wife.
Thinking about it this way, the system seems to be right, the child is indeed innocent, and Chi Zhao doesn't want to change the plot significantly. The last time he changed the plot, many people died in that change, although those people Originally, I lived a life of licking blood with the tip of a knife, maybe one day I will die, but...
After all, they took away their chance of survival.
"Then what should I do?"
After talking for a long time, the system thought that Chi Zhao would not be shaken, but unexpectedly he agreed, and the system immediately became happy.
[Simple! I'll show you the way, you go to that perverted brother's room, spray him with a spring supper overnight potion, then open his mouth and get some saliva out.]
It sounds very simple. After passing through the previous world, Chi Zhao thoroughly realized the power of the Spring Night Potion. Even a martial arts expert would not be able to resist it, and it does not need to be sprayed on the skin, as long as it can be sprayed on people. That's fine, even if you spray it on your clothes or shoes, it will work.
After pondering for a while, Chi Zhao nodded, "Then what?"
[Then we can run away, find a black workshop, process the children, and then we can go on vacation!]
Chi Zhao looked indifferent, "How dare you say this is a vacation?!"
System: "…QAQ"
What is this? Knowing that that person is a big bad guy, he still has to make a child with mixed genes of the two, and he will bring the child back six years later to meet the protagonist. This is good, even if the protagonist can If he likes him, he will never like the protagonist, because he doesn't have that face anymore...
Chi Zhao sighed in his heart, and suddenly, he moved for a while, and then suddenly asked the system, "Is this your new plan? You are no longer going to start with the plot and the protagonist, and start blocking me. Line of defense?!"
The air was quiet for a second.
[What are you talking about, dear, I don't understand it here. In view of your question just now, I suggest you to check your brain.]
Chi Zhao: "..."
Chi Zhao was angry and laughed. He wanted to say something else, but suddenly heard a weak call from the side. Chi Zhao was startled and thought there was someone here. Only red with a height of no more than ten centimeters... Chicken
Chi Zhao squatted down and looked for a long time without realizing what kind of chicken it was. The latter noticed his "loving" look, and the two little black bean eyes slowly turned to Chi Zhao's face.
After only one glance, this little thing of unknown breed stood up suddenly, two small yellow claws digging on the ground, looking very anxious, after digging for a while, it suddenly raised its head again and rushed. Chi Zhao fan exhaled his little wings twice, and kept chirping in his mouth.
Chi Zhao looked at Jizai silently and didn't say anything, but judging from the look on his face, he didn't seem to like it very much.
Guides all have their own spiritual bodies. Awakening into a guide or a sentinel is determined by the body, but what the spiritual body looks like is determined by the spirit. Therefore, Chi Zhao is still a guide now, but the spiritual body has changed from the original owner's white small body. The rabbit became a red chick.
The system could see at a glance that this little chick was made of mental condensation. Because Chi Zhao had just arrived, its body was still very small, and it was estimated that it would grow up in the future.
The system tried to decipher its language, but after listening to the code for a long time, it was going to be confused. It had no choice but to ask Chi Zhao.
[What does it say?]
Chi Zhao's face became darker and darker, and when he noticed that Chi Zhao was starting to get angry, the little red chicken finally closed its babbling yellow mouth, turned around in disgust, and faced Chi Zhao with its round buttocks.
The system is even weirder.
[What did it say? This is your spiritual body. It is said that the spiritual body can communicate directly with the master. What did it say? Let me hear it too?]
Gritting his teeth, Chi Zhao repeated the comment that the little red chicken had just given him: "He said that I was extremely ugly, gentle with a mother, mixed blood, unacceptable."
system:"… "
Niubi.
Even it didn't dare to say that to Chi Zhao, this chicken was too daring.
There is a bunch of relatively long red hairs on Jizai's buttocks. If you look closely, you will find that there is a faint golden streamer on this bunch of red hairs. The system found it. Chi Zhao finally couldn't bear it anymore and grabbed the chick's butt, and directly lifted it up with red hair.
The chicken screamed, struggling as if he was about to be thrown into the pot.
"You still have the face to tell me?! Chickens are not like chickens, birds are not like birds, they are all red like they have been burned in a blacksmith's furnace for several days. I have only heard that horses and donkeys can give birth to mules, chickens and red-hot What can a lump of iron give birth to? An iron rooster?"
"Chirp!—"
The system quickly followed suit.
[What does it say again?]
Chi Zhao looked at the chicken fluttering indifferently, "It said that it wants to die with me, Xiaobian, you are the little one who wants to be with me..."
Before he finished speaking, the chick choked and coughed several times. When the last sound disappeared, a faint wisp of smoke came out of Xiao Huang's mouth.
Chi Zhao: "… "
system:"… "
Chicken: "… "
The spiritual body can't hurt the master. What the chicken said just now was just a show of prestige. At this time, he felt ashamed and no longer flirted, so he hung upside down in Chi Zhao's hands, motionless, and looked very desolate.
On the contrary, Chi Zhao felt a little sorry, but before he could comfort him, he brushed it, and the chicken disappeared. He returned to the sea of spirits and licked the wound in shame.
[Look at this smoking ability... It looks like a phoenix, not a deified phoenix, or the super fast phoenix that can breathe fire and fly. By the way, you are not from the Huaxia clan. This is a unique creature of your clan. It is no wonder that people think you are ugly. You are wearing Noah's face now, not the way they remembered in their inheritance.]
After being explained by the system, Chi Zhao finally felt better. He stood up and patted his numb legs, "Go back and clean it up, and do business first."
Following the system's guidance, he came to a room on the fourth floor and stood behind the closed door. Chi Zhao always felt uneasy, "Are you sure this is the place?"
[That's right, it's right here.]
Chi Zhao frowned, "I think..." It didn't seem right.
Before he could say the next words, the system interrupted him.
[Don't think about it, if you continue to linger, the people inside may come out. You haven't injected yourself with a combination fever medicine. If his brother sees you here, he won't think you are beautiful, he will only think You're weird.]
It was really strange for a humble waiter to sneak up to the fourth floor where the distinguished guests were resting. Chi Zhao had to swallow his words, and then opened the door.
He walked in carefully, and closed the door very quickly. He was holding the spray in his hand. He didn't want to waste any time. He turned around and sprayed in front of him. As soon as he turned around, he froze and pressed The spraying hand didn't even dare to move.
A pair of dark green and deep beast pupils stood quietly ten centimeters in front of him. These eyes belonged to a black wolf who was completely black and taller than him. The other party stared at him for a moment, and was deterred Staring at such a huge beast, Chi Zhao's scalp was numb, and the spray in his hand could hardly be held.
At this time, the system was still screaming strangely.
[what happened? Why can't I see anything? ? Is it that dark? Chizhao, turn on the light!]
Holy crap, didn't you see such a big wolf here? !
Chi Zhao's heart was about to jump to his throat. The absolute suppression of his strength made Chi Zhao instinctively hold his breath, but the black wolf on the opposite side didn't intend to attack him, instead he tilted his head and stretched his neck gently forward. , trying to smell what he was looking for on him, Chi Zhao didn't know, so he stuck to the door behind him and pulled away from the black wolf. Only then did he realize that there was a subtle black mist on the black wolf. It continued to spread, but the fog was too light, and Chi Zhao had to be very careful to see it.
In the pale black mist, a tall and handsome man slowly stood up. There were several ravines between his eyebrows. He looked majestic and indifferent. He walked slowly, as if he was enduring some kind of pain. The black wolf suddenly disappeared. According to this reaction, it turned out that it was a spiritual body, not a real animal.
Fortunately, Chi Zhao didn't forget his mission, so he quickly picked up the spray and pressed it hard.
I spray!
no response.
I spray again!
Still no response.
I squirt! —
Half the bottle was almost gone, and the person on the other side still didn't respond at all. Blinking his eyes lightly, Chi Zhao suddenly remembered what the system had said to him one day long ago.
- Our spring supper overnight potion is very powerful, but it has a bug that only works on normal characters in the world. If you encounter the main character, that is, the protagonist, it is useless, because the protagonist has Immune to all foreign forces...
"Guide...?"
Still able to see his spiritual body, the ownerless guide.
A hoarse and low voice sounded from the room, and with the appearance of these words, the black fog became more and more, and they seemed to wrap around Chi Zhao's body like nothing, like a test, and like a flattery.
Chi Zhao's heart was cold, and the system was still calling.
[Eh? eh? Why can't I even see you, host? ? Host? Host? ?]