I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

Chapter 10: Is it illegal to be single?

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"Fuso beef is really tender!" After finishing a large bowl of Fuso beef ramen with great satisfaction, Lingpingan burped: "Based on this Fuso beef, I have no objection to the annexation of the Fuso Kingdom to the Federation!"

At this time, the mobile phone in his pocket vibrated with a text message.

Lingpingan picked it up and opened it.

But it is an official text message from the federal government: Dear federal citizen, Mr. Lingpingan, hello, today your account has received: 10,425 yuan. The detailed bills are as follows: 7,000 yuan for the children of federal first-class meritorious officials; 7,000 yuan for federal college students to start their own businesses; 3,000 yuan for the entrepreneurship subsidy for federal college students; 4,25 yuan for love incentives for unmarried children of federal first-class meritorious officials...

Looking at the text message, Lingpingan was silent for a long time before finally sighing: "It turns out that today is already the National Treasury Subsidy Day..."

"Time flies so fast, it's already the 10th in a blink of an eye!"

The tenth of every month is the federal center’s subsidy and tax refund day.

This day is a day of joy/sadness for all federal citizens.

People like Lingpingan can happily receive a free subsidy.

But those high-income tycoons and businessmen have to face notices to pay back taxes to the federal central finance.

After a while, a text message with yellow font appeared on the screen of Lingpingan's mobile phone.

In the Commonwealth, this is the exclusive font for royal text messages.

But Lingpingan didn't even look at it and just turned off the phone.

Because, he could guess with his buttocks that this must be a marriage urging text message sent by the 'Federal Meritorious Children Committee' under the royal family.

This kind of text message cannot be read.

Because after watching it, Lingpingan felt that he might not be able to bear the temptation, and would really embark on the road of blind date and marriage.

However, just because he doesn't look at it doesn't mean he can avoid the urge to marry.

"Face the strong wind!" The phone's ringtone rang at the right time.

Lingpingan sighed, picked up the phone helplessly, and looked at the call.

Sure enough, it was - 404100, a dedicated phone number for the 'Committee for Meritorious Children of the Federation' under the Imperial Family of the Federation.

But he couldn't refuse.

If he doesn't answer, I'm afraid a royal commissioner will come to him personally for tea in the afternoon.

In desperation, he had to answer the phone.

"Hello! I am Lingpingan..."

"Hello!" A soft female voice came from the other side of the phone: "Mr. Ling, I am Qin Keqing, the personal secretary of Her Royal Highness the Princess of the Empire..."

"Oh... Hello..." Lingpingan replied politely, but he didn't believe it at all.

The 'Federal Meritorious Children Arrangement Committee' under the federal royal family is indeed an organization directly led by the emperor's sister, the eldest princess Rouan.

But the problem is that the eldest princess has many things to do every day, and it is said that she has three thousand heads.

How was it possible to send a personal secretary to call a little guy like him

It's amazing, but he is just the private secretary of Her Royal Highness the Princess, the private secretary of the private secretary.

"That's it..." The female voice on the phone asked softly: "I found out here that you are twenty-four years old this year... right?"

"Hmm..." Lingpingan frowned, looking like something was wrong.

"Among the orphans of the first-class meritorious service in the empire, you are the only one who has reached the age of twenty-four but has not yet reported a relationship..." A soft female voice asked slightly suspiciously: "Mr. Ling... do you have any physical problems?"

"No!" Lingpingan immediately denied it.

"Well..." The other party hummed softly: "I have also checked your physical examination reports last year and this year. Everything is healthy..."

"Master..." she asked, "why don't you fall in love?"

"Is it because you haven't met your ideal partner?"

"I have found out here that in the past three years, the Governor of Guangnan has sent you seven invitations to the blind date conference for the children of federal heroes, but you have not attended the conference even once... "

Lingpingan could only smile awkwardly after hearing this.

A blind date conference

If you have that time, wouldn't it be better to play a few games at home or read a few chapters of a novel

"Is it because you are worried about the cost of marriage and childbirth?" A soft female voice said in a persuasive voice, "Master Ling, you don't have to worry about this!"

"In fact, according to the federal center's laws and the imperial royal family's special policies, as long as you start dating, falling in love, or even getting married and having children, your subsidies and subsidies will continue to increase!"

"Here, I can assure you that the federal center and the imperial royal family will never let the descendants of heroes be unable to fall in love or get married, let alone go to school!"

"Do you want me to introduce to you the central government's bill for children of first-class meritorious service and the relevant policies of the royal family?"

Lingpingan shook his head quickly: "No, thank you!"

Since reaching the age of eighteen and reaching the federal legal age for marriage.

Lingpingan's mobile phone and mailbox will regularly receive various text messages and emails from the federal center, the royal family, the governor-general, and Jiangcheng City.

All are popular science about federal laws and royal policies.

At first, Lingpingan read it with great interest, but when he found out that each of those bills and policies said: fall in love, get married, have children, and you will be given any amount of subsidies.

He never looked again.

Lest you can't stand the temptation and fall into the trap of love.

Falling in love or something...

Where can I find game incense

Where can I enjoy coding

There was a long silence from the phone.

After a long time, the soft female voice came again: "Mr. Ling... You will make things difficult for us..."

"Among the entire Federation's first-class meritorious children, you are the only one who is over twenty-four years old, but you have never been in love once..."

"I'm really afraid that you won't be married even when you are thirty years old..."

"In that case, I'm afraid, His Majesty the Emperor will have to ask about your marriage..."

"You can't help but help..."

"Even if it's just pretending... why not go on a date?"

Lingpingan fell silent.

He may have many bad habits.

But one thing is very real.

That is, he rarely lies, even if it is a white lie, he tries to avoid it as much as possible.

Besides, lying to the royal family will result in legal responsibility!

When the other party heard Lingpingan's silence, she also became silent. After a while, she seemed to be angry, and she managed to suppress her emotions, and said with some disappointment: "Thank you for answering, I wish you a happy life..."

Toot toot…

Listening to the busy signal on the phone, Lingpingan put down the phone and sighed.

"Is it illegal to be single?" he asked softly, and then answered himself: "It's not illegal!"

However, he quickly put this matter aside.

Because, it's game time.

Picking up his cell phone, he headed into the canyon.

Thousands of miles away, north of the Guangnan Governor-General's Area, on the lower reaches of the Yangtze River.

The majestic Imperial Capital stands on the banks of the Yangtze River.

In a building near the river, a young woman wearing ladies' clothes angrily put down the phone.

"Who are you!" She said slightly sullenly: "If you hadn't achieved first-class meritorious service, I would have really wanted to call the Ministry of Finance and ask them to stop your allowances and subsidies!"

Jingle Bell.

At this moment, a red phone on her desk rang.

She quickly picked up the phone.

"Your Highness..." She bowed and saluted.

"yes… "

"My name is Qin Keqing..."

"yes… "

"Weichen will get things done as soon as possible, please rest assured, Your Highness!"

"yes… "

She put down the phone and slumped down on the chair.

She reached out and picked up a file on her desk, opened it, and looked at the smiling young student in the file who was wearing a bachelor's uniform and the empire's traditional imperial crown. She couldn't help but grit her teeth. .

"Is falling in love so difficult for you?" she asked bitterly.

If possible, she would like to fly to Jiangcheng City in person, capture this damn otaku to Jianye, throw him into the dating show on Jianye TV, and let twenty-four female guests tear this guy into pieces - a first-class After the meritorious service, it was enough to make those gold-worshiping girls crazy.

Unfortunately, she can't.

Children of first-class meritorious service are not only protected by federal laws.

They are also favored by royal policies.

Their files and existence are state secrets.

Unless they tell it themselves, it is impossible for outsiders to know, and those who know will not dare to spread the word.

Today, the federal royal family reigns supreme.

Most of the royal family's energy was devoted to being a matchmaker and a man.

Her Royal Highness Princess Rou'an is the direct leader in implementing this policy.

To a certain extent, giving preferential treatment to meritorious service members and serving their lives and families well is the current basic policy of the royal family and one of the functions of the federal center.

And a twenty-four-year-old who has not been in love once and has no record of dating.

It’s a thorn in everyone’s side!

There was no way, she could only do one thing - pass the pressure downwards.

He picked up the phone and called the "Special Affairs Office for Meritorious Children of the Federal Empire" in the Jiangnan Governor's Region. He was scolded so loudly that the other party did not dare to raise his head.